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Thu July 19, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
New study from the Obvious Institute of Obviousness discovers that more college students smoke marijuana after its been legalized
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
40% of people's earliest memory may be a lie, according to scientists
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hot dogs and beef jerky linked to increase in mania
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study suggests that 'teenagers prefer family time to sex.' Why_not_both jpg
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Farking magnets that detect cancer, how do they work?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Excessive screen time for kids linked to squirrel over there, shiny objects, bike-riding
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
According to recently completed study in East Boston, dockless smart bikes swim just as well as my Huffy back in 1989
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(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Scientist get grant to drink and hook up. I mean to study beer goggles - they are real
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Sun July 15, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yes, it's another historically hot summer. But pray tell, why are summers getting hotter? Hmm? Anyone care to address that?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Omaha has the worst drivers in the nation, says new study conducted by researches who have never visited Washington, D.C
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Calculus is a study best left unlearned
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Sat July 14, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Horses are more like Charlie Sheen than we realised
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
8 Coffees a day = longer life vs. no coffee. However, you'll spend it all in the restroom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study shows that dicks prefer type A. Whoops, that's "ticks". Sorry for the typo, but I bet that's a universal boner
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know how it is when you've waiting for the block of cheese and it still doesn't come and you know you should move on and look somewhere else but you don't want all that time to be wasted? Humans do that too
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Take your passion / don't make it happen / what a feeling
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Study finds VR could be used to treat certain phobias, such as fear of heights. Unclear how it could be used to treat fear of VR
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study: Every tax cut for the last 20 years has only benefited top wage earners. Someone actually paid for this study?
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Tue July 10, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Correlation does not necessarily imply causation, but...
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Research study finds smoking heroin doesn't make it any safer. No word on vaping though
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Least popular baby name of 2018 could be Harvey. Possibly because of #MeToo movement, possibly because it's HARVEY
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Babies given solid food sleep better, according to study. I call BS, I've been feeding my toddler nothing but raw meat and all he does is snarl at people
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
It's true - you *are* your parents
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New wasp species found in Amazon has an enormous stinger. It's going to take a lot of bubble wrap to ship this one
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Sun July 08, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Category 5 hurricane. Newness: Category 6 hurricane
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Won't somebody please think of the paramedics
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Evidence suggests wearing a tie to work may limit a person's thinking skills. Well, that would certainly explain a lot
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, study finds that millionaires fled California after massive 2012 tax increase
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(St. Catharine's Standard)
 
 
 
Too much fat and sugar can contribute to Alzheimer's, acccording to a study that I forgot to submit yesterday
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard study reveals the link between marriage and cancer
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Fri July 06, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
1/5. Thanks, Mom
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
New study concludes that constant police violence takes massive toll on black Americans' mental health, and it ain't so great for their physical health either
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
New study confirms what we already knew: US Workers are getting ripped off
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How long should sex last? Longer than it takes to read this sentence
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: America's First Dogs Were Wiped Out by Europeans, but Their Genetic Legacy Lives on as a Sexually Transmitted Cancer
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Really want that Rolex watch, Tom Ford 3-piece, and Gucci shoes? Blame hormones
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colorado survey: Many homeless people who come to the state are attracted by the beautiful scenery, and not by the legal marijuana, that was right out, I deny that completely
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Sperm quality improved by adding nuts to diet, study says
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Study: Are you smoking marijuana to try to relieve chronic pain? You'd be better off sticking to aspirin
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute finds cats and birds are a bad mix
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Oxford study reveals that psychiatrists, nail artists, aromatherapists, and door-to-door cosmetics salespeople need not worry about AI robots taking their jobs over the next 20 years. Roboticists expected to take this as a challenge
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The physics community takes a look at Bitcoin. Verdict is "we told you but you wouldn't listen"
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists study dragonfly wings in slow-motion. This may help engineers design highly maneuverable aerial robots, flying cars
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Psychologists are biased against conservative ideas and viewpoints. Is it because they're a bunch of leftists, or because their professional training and knowledge has given them better bullshiat detectors?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that higher consumption of coffee leads to lower risk of death. If true, Farkers should be damn near immortal
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
What do ice cream, coffee, and mice have in common? Aside from 'They taste terrible when blended with vodak'
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Why popcorn tastes better when you eat it with chopsticks
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your DNA says, "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How many places/locations do you go to on a regular to semi-regular basis? Well, if you go to 25, you are at your limit. Add another one and you'll drop one that is currently on your list because it's what we humans do, according to science
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"____ Ends Penis-Size ____ Soliciting 3,600 ___ Pics, Citing '____ Reaction.'" "weeners" tag spent and refracting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if stinky passengers and fights over phones weren't bad enough, flight attendants have higher rates of cancer in every form studied
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Thu June 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What your sexual fantasies say about your personality
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fervent conspiracy theorists may be the easiest to deradicalize says new study by Illuminati supported baby stealing organ harvesting lizard people who secretly control everything on our beautiful flat Earth
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Wed June 27, 2018
(WebMD)
 
Boobies
 
Who thought it was a good idea to assign letter grades to breast density measurements?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's official: Building a career is more of a priority than having kids
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(Emory University)
 
 
 
A new study that no one in the sports tab will question in any way has found that the Dallas Cowboys have the best fans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Horses are capable of pulling faces just like humans, 17 facial movements to be exact
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Research on how mosquitoes drink could yield new efforts to control the spread of disease, tiny bar tabs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study reveals rapid evolution may have saved the starfish. HIGH FIVE
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not only can you get a free trip to the K-hole courtesy of Minneapolis police, but you get enrolled in a medical study of its effects without consent
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims that children today have more willpower than those who grew up in the 1960s because technology has made them smarter. Which certainly explains why obesity rates are up
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well that explains it
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
80 year old Alabama Baptist minister to Jeff Sessions: "Hang on to your day job at the Justice Department. I don't believe you have much future as a theologian or Sunday school Bible study writer. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FARKING SHINE BOX"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
S-s-study s-s-suggests d-d-drinking f-f-four c-c-cups of c-c-coffee a d-d-day c-c-could h-h-help the h-h-heart g-g-grow s-s-stronger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More sex leads to crabs. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Researchers uncover how alcohol is good for your heart. Well, of course, the chemical basis for alcohol use in moderat- YOU DO YOUR STUDY, I'LL DO MINE
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scienticians are fairly certain Skynet will soon be able to predict, control the weather
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists who want to assure you that are not "proponents of abstinence" are nevertheless warning that our current guidelines for how much alcohol is safe to drink per day (1 drink for women, 2 for men) are way too high and will kill you
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Tech marketer and thought leader says AI and robots are unqualified to do marketing, because human sales whizzes and advertising executives are superior at coming up with brilliant creative ideas that touch human emotions
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Tue June 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Soybean futures fall to 7 year low. How's MAGA working out for ya Iowa?
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harvard students penetrate deep into continent in order to conduct anthropological study
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The next big superfood is lentils. Mom was right
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today's blindingly obvious headline: "Being black in America is hazardous to your health"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to a new scientific study, it would only take 100 nuclear weapons to wreak global devastation on the Earth ... which is good news as we wouldn't have to use all the others that we have. Wait, what?
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Sat June 16, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most UK babies born around 4am, which is, purely by coincidence, about 9 months after the parents got home from the pub
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One of the benefits of a warmer planet is that it could make deadly bacteria more resistant to antibiotics. Okay, that's a benefit for bacteria. For the rest of us, yeah, we're hosed
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Fri June 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If your brain could talk it would ask you for fat-laced carbs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hungary study of obese dogs leaves subby wanting more fat dog pics
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Thu June 14, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cannabis addiction is on the rise in the UK from zero percent to a staggering zero percent
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(Vox)
 
 
 
After all these years, the famous Stanford Prison Experiment turns out to have been a sham
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
IQ scores have been falling for decades. Ow, my balls, Brawndo and Costco unavailable for comment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Discovery of multiple, critical research errors changes overall evaluation of the Mediterranean Diet from "life saving" to "bullshiat"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Baby value plunges
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Osaka scientists suggest comedy is the best medicine against cancer, preferably if not exclusively taken in game show format with lots of shouty celebrities and gratuitous toilet humor
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Researcher study 160 million memes and find out they mostly come from /pol/ and r/The_Donald. Now we just have to nuke the sources
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Kitchen towels can kill you and your family. Unless you're a vegetarian, in which case you can steam the towels and serve them over brown rice
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Toddlers consuming too much sugar, claim researchers and every parent of a toddler
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
DNA study proves the Earth is a zoo
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Fri June 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists race to study what slugs hate
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Finnish study finds non-drinkers more likely to miss work than heavy drinkers. In other news, Fark HR considers doing away with sick days
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Now that the SCOTUS has ruled for owner of Colorado bakery, Tennessee hardware store owner puts up 'No Gays Allowed' sign up at his business. Welcome to Trump's 'Murica
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Best tasting workout ever
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The latest thing Millennials are ruining: anal sex
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Study shows that too much bad news makes you mentally ill and physically sick. Ask your doctor if Farkitol® is right for you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Family can't necessarily make you crazy, but they can drive you there
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that the IPCC is misleading us about the effect of climate change. Good thing Trump pulled us out of the Paris Accord then
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Scientists study psychology of stealing pens and paper clips from work. Still no cure for staplers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ No more pencils / No more books / No more teacher's / Dirty looks, yeah ♫ ♬
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Talk about one hits making a comeback
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you find a lizard in the Alps
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pill normally used to treat toenail infections could actually help cure bowel cancer, says study from the Don't Make Me Plant My Foot Up Your Ass Institute
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study: White Americans support social programs that would help them...until they find out black people might also benefit from those same programs
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Wed May 30, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Headline: Pew survey of Europeans reveals 19 percent of Germans would disapprove of a Jewish family member. Article: Italians, British, and Austrians are even more bigoted
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Tue May 29, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Everyone please remain calm. This Friday is national doughnut day, and there will be free doughnuts. I SAID REMAIN CALM
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Puerto Rican government's official death toll from Hurricane Maria stands at 64, but that might be just a little low, like by say 4,936-odd people, at least according a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine-but what do they know?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The Great Barrier Reef has had five near-death experiences and now has constant violent hallucinations about kids it bullied in school
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pissing your money away one a day at a time
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Because of course the first thing I want to remember in the morning is trying to swim naked through the air while being chased by sharks playing bagpipes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bioethics: All the fun of biology coupled with all the fun of the systematic study of the philosophy of ethics
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In a carefully controlled study, brave journalist ranks all 19 cupholders on new Subaru SUV using the agreed upon international standard of a 7-11 Double Big Gulp
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
We can cut greenhouse gas emissions by 99% just by feeding cows seaweed. However, the real trick is getting them to wade into the ocean
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Fri May 25, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study ranks 'most hipster cities,' and somehow Salt Lake City is No. 3
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Human-chicken hybrids created in US lab, which hopefully means another season of 'Kids in the Hall' is in our future (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's one perk for being fat: Obese hospital patients are more likely to survive an infectious disease than people of normal weight, according to research
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swedish study confirms that "sleep debt" is real. Enter Sandman, demanding payment
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You know what works better than e-cigarettes at getting smokers to quit? The almighty dollar
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Investopedia)
 
 
 
Imma' stop you there, subby accepted future ignoble death while working by 35. There are other options?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Leg exercise is critical to brain and nervous system health. So get busy walking, or get busy not... good.. thinking so ...purple?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mosquitoes remember what you smell like and if you swatted at them. No word on how long they hold grudges
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Attention pearl-clutching parents: Study finds link between a germ-free environment in the first year of life and childhood leukemia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Paste Eater has, literally, no idea what he is doing because when his aides beg him to receive detailed briefings on things, he just points to his temple and says "Can't fail if you never study"
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Study finds traffic school is all about the money and speeding tickets usually go to safe drivers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Walmart announced a partnership Wednesday with upscale fashion retailer Lord & Taylor.But it's only available on the website, so Jeeves won't be taking the Rolls to your local store anytime soon
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Thu May 17, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study says dementia exercise programs "don't slow brain decline." So if you forgot you had to be at the gym in 26 minutes, it's OK
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders marketing to kids by creating "informative exhibit" about their new stadium at educational children's museum
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(Grist)
 
 
 
The first peer reviewed study of Bitcoin's energy use is in and you Libertarian nerds are wiping out decades of progress in renewable energy
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Our long, dark nightmare is over: Michigan's top-rated gas station bathroom is finally revealed
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Study finds Moon dust could give astronauts permanent DNA damage
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump gonna Trump. "These aren't people. These are animals." Was it just about the bad element or all immigrants? We link...you deride
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(Public Library of Science)
 
 
 
Study shows sitting around all day not only expands your waist, it also shrinks your brain
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The first comprehensive study of the massive pay gap between US CEOs and the average worker has been released, and it's not encouraging
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study says women are attracted to men with long legs, which doesn't explain the irrational fear of certain spiders
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Study finds that chemicals present in the nation's drinking water are toxic at much lower levels than the EPA used to say was safe. As head of the EPA do you a) warn everybody, b) ask for more research, or c) bury the study to avoid "a PR nightmare"?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Advice on how to start having more sex
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Identity affects your food choices
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Protip for women wanting a mind blowing orgasm: Blow your nose first
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Breast feeding has no impact on kids' IQs by the age of 16, but will make them the envy of their all their teen friends
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
New app will let you know just how many packs you're "smoking" by breathing in the air in major cities throughout the world
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hepatitis B: the B stands for Bronze Age
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study says there's no sign smoking weed will trigger an irregular heartbeat. But there's no sign it won't, either. Think about that
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Clinical study dispute leads to the phrase "10,000 unsuspecting gynecologists," which is subby's Natalie Merchant speed-punk cover band
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're not really 'rich' in London unless you have an underground pool. But to prove you're Really Rich, you need an underground beach
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Sun May 06, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Most absurd GoFundMe campaigns of all time. List includes helping to prove the world is flat, funding a 'spiritual journey' around the world to purchasing an actual human. Oh by the way, subby needs help to study the effects of Fark on your brain
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Sat May 05, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federal government wants 1 million people to take part in a giant health study, to the annoyance of average size people
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Fri May 04, 2018
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Women who eat more pasta tend to get menopause earlier
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A quarter of millennials are looking to date someone significantly older than they are
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Thu May 03, 2018
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: consumption of afterbirth and placenta isn't just for hippies and sneaky dogs anymore
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hawaii just passes bill banning coral reef killing sunscreen products. Explanation for our British Farkers: Sunscreen is a lotion that is capable of absorbing some of the sun's UV radiation and thus helps protect against sunburn
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface heads to Antarctica to study sea level rise
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Study shows rising income inequality is directly tied to the destruction of unions. No word on ninja and pirates
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While class clowns' playful behavior may have amused their classmates in early elementary school, they plummet to the bottom of the social circle by third grade, a new study has found. Drew inconsolable
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study found MDMA was an effective treatment for some PTSD patients, despite side effects that included anxiety, headache, fatigue, muscle tension, insomnia, and a mistaken belief they knew how to dance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds half of Americans feel alone most of the ... hang on, let me check my phone
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today: Why you shouldn't put two spaces after a period. Next week: Why tabs are better than spaces
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do you drink alcohol? You're gonna die. In fact, you may be dead already. Hey, how are you reading this? Get out of here, zombie
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers abandon all hope of understanding Shammalammdingdong, and are moving on to Huanglongbing
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered a multi-verse. Subby plans to visit until the year 2020
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coral, you hear about the Australian Government spending $379 million to save the Great Barrier Reef? It's because the Coral died, Coral Dead Coral
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A scientist spent years studying a gene. Then she had a baby with an extremely rare disorder tied to it
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what it's like to be eaten by a vicious flesh-eating velociraptor dinosaur? Today's your lucky day
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Duke biologist rocks colleagues who incorrectly thought mantis shrimps use tiny boxing gloves and beefy muscle-bound arms to punch through crab shells, proves that in fact they use springs to do so, and that the process is found all over nature
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(DW)
 
 
 
German police decline free training offer for how to immobilize a perpetrator
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today from Captain Obvious: Don't take your baby to a chiropractor
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Wed April 25, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Once you eat the right kind of dark chocolate, you'll never go back
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sea monkeys. Yes, I'm studying sea monkeys. It's legitimate science
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why did we get Trump? Study says: because white people are afraid of a world where they have to share
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Mon April 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
New wrist device may bring relief to people with hand tremors. Don't we already have that? They're called handcuffs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Uranus Smells Like Farts
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Exercising after a heart attack could save your life. Exercising during a heart attack will likely just annoy the paramedics and ER staff
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Beetle that can withstand 380 Gs kind of looks like your expression if you tried to do the same
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists 'confident' that polygon features seen on Mars were formed by MUD, speculate they cover a maze of twisty underground passages, all alike
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Swapping cars for shared bicycles could prevent up to 73 deaths per year." In a row?
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist warns smartphones are as addictive as heroin. Fortunately, they're much harder to inject. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Study links traumatic brain injury to dementia, so if you want to avoid Alzheimer's, you should stop reading the politics tab and smacking your head in disbelief
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Extremely rare Ganges river shark not seen in a decade is finally discovered. In a fish market (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
25% of Americans can't make it to 9 AM without cursing. Apparently the rest are telecommuters
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
New study shows Facebook was flooded with "suspicious" ads right before 2016 election. Votesky Trump
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Research shows that many people plan for retirement by focusing on dying earlier
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Anyone up for a friendly Mediterranean diet thread on a Sunday? Bonus: it now helps to combat liver cirrhosis, so it's got that going for it, which is nice
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that Democratic presidential candidates will continue winning the popular vote but lose the Electoral College
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Sat April 14, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ugly ass polar bear cub makes debut at German zoo. With ugly ass pictures
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
One of the worst states for millennials. By millennials they must mean everyone
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Thu April 12, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study says you better not be sitting down for this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan: "We've located a massive trove of rare earth materials underneath our waters" China: "Chinese resources detected. Prepare for Liberation"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Robots predicted to eradicate the seven remaining jobs teenagers hold
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Wed April 11, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Let your 4-year-old eat a PB&J in a shopping cart? Be prepared to be branded a monster by the mommy brigade
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We're going down to Antarctica to study one of the world's largest icebergs, but while we're down there, we may as well look for the wreck of Ernest Shackleton's ship
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Astronomers just found 72 stellar explosions but don't know what's causing them. Which is really half gross when you think about it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So, there are more black holes than we thought. A LOT more. If you need me, I'll be under my bed
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Headline with the phrase "middle finger found in a surprising place" far funnier than the actual article
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Press button, receive bacon? More like press button, receive bacteria
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's it like in a Bible study group chock filled with liars and reprobates?
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Fri April 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
NADs will help fight aging, according to science
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Study compares wealth of middle class and rich in the U.S. between 1995 and 2016. Subby assumes the study had to stop 2016 because they ran out of middle class
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In study of Danish men, fat kids who get back to normal weight by age 13 and continue at normal weight have no difference in Type 2 diabetes risk from normal kids. Party on, McDonald's Kid
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Most people can't put their finger on the lower G-spot despite seeing it all the time
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Women who believe their sex drive changes can better cope with lowered libidos. For men, it's not so much a drive as it is a daily commute to work
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
After studying blue tits up close and in depth, scientists say you should avoid south-facing birdhouses. The more you know™
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Scientists discover macaques jump in hot springs to reduce stress as well as stay warm. "In the week the monkeys went for a dip, glucocorticoid concentrations in feces dropped by 20 percent on average compared to a week when they did not bathe"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the whales who love to sing in the dark, mostly because they can't tell when they're in the shower
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study shows that free trade and investment agreements with the US have been making Canadians fatter. So Trump may actually be doing Canada and Mexico a solid by cutting them off from the problem, giving America health insurance cash to the Super Rich
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eating pasta linked to weight loss in new study, so indulge with lots of previously-found healthy red wine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new study finds that the fake news produced by Russians, based on data stolen by CamAnal, plastered all over your Facebook, actually may have won Donald Trump the election
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The Dept for the Blatantly Obvious releases a new study that shows that Americans are more polarized not because they disagree on issues, but rather due to a team sport mentality which wants to see the other side defeated in a zero sum game
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Sat March 31, 2018
(World News)
 
 
 
Scientists find what may be the remains of a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was located next to one heck of a teething ring
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Write a Republican Congressman, reply comes from lobbyist
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists study collapsing cavitation bubbles in the synovial fluid inside a metacarpophalangeal joint during an articular release... aka knuckle cracking
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Wed March 28, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study links aggressive brain tumors' growth to single gene. Gene challenges results, argues that his marital status has no relevance in the findings
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(One America News Network)
 
 
 
Today marks 39 years since the Three Mile Island nuclear accident In Pennsylvania. There were no reported deaths or injuries as a result of the accident, but health experts are studying whether the radiation leak led the creation of Philly Fan
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, it turns out the crowds at the March for Our Lives were a lot smaller and older than reported, and most just came out to see Ariana Grande. And this was determined by a SCIENTIST doing SCIENCE, so there's absolutely no doubt it's true
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marijuana could reduce drug and alcohol relapses for addicts, creating much more dangerous marijuana addicts and jazz musicians
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study finds top sports leagues heavily promote unhealthy food and beverages, wins this week's Superb Owl of Obvious
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rock star Alice Cooper talks about how he's really into Jesus and that he finds the time for Bible study every day and goes to church every Sunday. Take your time... let it sink in
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Anti-smoking group slams Netflix for showing people smoking
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The fat's getting thicker, and Leon (and Leona) are getting larrrrrrrrger
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