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Wed May 05, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Computerised education done the right way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So can we just go ahead and rename Australia to Skull Island?
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(The Daily Review)
 
 
 
School Superintendent can confirm incident happened, would also like to stress that no students were involved in incident. The incident being the arrest of two teachers, acting as chaperones during senior trip, for public drunkenness
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Tennessee to allow students to be excused from courses with LGBTQ content. So that means you can be excused from English because Walt Whitman was gay, right? Help Subby expand the list of courses that students can be excused from to the right
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jim Croce's producer Tommy West rides off into the sunset at 78
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Students get tired of idiot anti-mask protestors, swing into action with humor. "Krusty Krab Unfair," "Valet Parking," "Legalize Ranch" win the day
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New comic teaches kids how to make art out of what's available during the pandemic. Used syringes, discarded masks, unwanted vaccines, and ignorantly selfish asshats?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Richard Boobs please report to the principal's office, Richard Boobs
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Red Lobster's cheddar bay biscuits are the hot item for prom corsages and boutonnieres this year. Which really isn't a bad idea when you think of the extra bread soaking up all that prom booze
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you've said, "Well, Republican state legislators are bad but at least they don't knee high school students in the balls," you'll have to reconsider that assertion
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Baby owl falls out of nest, brings neighbors together, gets to live in a s'mores drawer, is reunited with parents, keeps widower from being lonely
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Students of the Scandinavian Cello School perform for cows. No, this is not a Far Side cartoon but probably should be
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
U.S.S Chattanooga found in the last place you would expect
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. hops on stage uninvited at a Liberty University event to invite all seniors to a "The REAL Liberty graduation" party at his farmhouse. Apparently, the plan is to have Becky handle their diplomas while he sits back and watches
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
That's a big duck
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Everybody pour one out and waggle your butt in memory of Reggie, the UM campus corgi
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know Blake Bailey, the Philip Roth biographer whose book got canceled? Here's an in-depth exploration of how creepy he is. And yes, we're talking "grooming your 8th grade English students to have sex with you the minute they're legal" creepy
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Thu April 29, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama considering holding back all third graders who can't pass the University of Alabama entrance exam
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The vice principal at my child's school is constantly wearing masks below the nose and it is driving me insane. So much for setting a good example for responsible mask wearing. How do I fix this?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farked around and found out
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
CT makes it official that Jesus can be your vaccine, but you better hope he can also afford your private school tuition
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Wed April 28, 2021
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop these students' shrine to Olivia Newton John
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Another N.J. college to require students to get COVID vaccine. Thanks Drew
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Civics students shouldn't learn just Judeo-Christian beliefs." Okay, then, let's debate the merits of Zoroastrian sky burial vs. stuffing bodies in hollow tree trunks like they did in the Caucasus nations
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher, do not text female students telling them to buy slutty underwear or ask them if they masturbate or to describe porn scenes. Aristocrats
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors have moved on from winning basketball games to making money from NFT's. It's a slam dunk
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives outraged over fake Virginia education plan for teaching math they don't understand
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Button #1 Allow students to swear in protest off school grounds on social media. Button #2 Allow schools to monitor social media like a Big Brother. Right-Wing Supreme Court considering decision, sweats from brow
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to find more than 100 e-scooters piled up outside his house after official app for parking goes on the blink
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The deportment teachers at the WaPo that are very disappointed in you call "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" a "seemingly pro-marijuana message"
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(Some Twisted Guy)
 
 
 
Don't get in a twist, but today's National Pretzel Day
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Major police presence after 'Serious Incident' at Plymouth Middle School, all students safe so Timmy isn't in a well now
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
After a year of parents serving as their substitute teachers, students who flunk a standardized reading test are about to be held back for a year
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Confederate monuments have been coming down at a record pace since the murder of George Floyd
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Gov decides that maybe, just maybe, allowing kids who aren't considered mature enough to buy beer to carry concealed is a BAD idea
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Some funny, some poignant, some subby did not get, and some...POW. Right in the feels. Students design post-pandemic New Yorker covers
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Fri April 23, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Physically threatening students while drunk and taking them to a strip club may have a negative impact on your teaching career
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Virginia kindergarten teacher arrested at school after cocaine found in desk. With mugshot of what a coked up kindergarten teacher might look like
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Virginia high school that had been named after the lead racist responsible for the traitor South getting its ass kicked during the Civil War is now named after an actual hero instead: John Lewis
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Unlike in normal years, students are looking forward to summer school this year
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Thu April 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: A school district has adopted a new gender-neutral dress code so male students can wear nail polish to school. News: A Texas school district. Fark: A Central Texas school district
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Wed April 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill introduced by Progressives would make college free for most Americans, which is awesome news to those of us not already saddled with student loan debt
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Tue April 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last year the average need-based scholarship for a public college was nearly $14K, and over $50K at a private school. Here are the institutions with the most generous financial aid. Duke sucks for not making this list either
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Koreans surprised to discover zoning loophole lets sex doll experience shops open near schools, "with many parents of students voicing concern over the adverse impact such facilities would have on their children"
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Mon April 19, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Busted for drinking in class. Fark: it was the teacher
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Sun April 18, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
♫ In the southern country where I come from, the Jagger Library burns and it ain't no fun, but hang fire...hang fire ♫
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Catching up with The Young Ones
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Fri April 16, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A few hundred bad apples spoils the barrel; or, how in-class learning only lasted two weeks
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
State Senator calls a colleague a "media Mongol" instead of mogul. When his mistake is pointed out he says that his opponent is aggressive like a Mongol, and since his heritage is mixed he's also a mongrel and ...why is everybody looking at him?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
"Underage girl stabbed by high school, another girl in custody." Why is another girl in custody when the high school did it?
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(Some Hokie)
 
 
 
April 16, 2007. Do you still remember?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
At this point she should probably swap parties
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's why your precious snowflake keeps getting rejected by all those colleges he applied to. Hey, the world needs ditch diggers, too. Or, more likely for these times, grave diggers
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Randy boinking couple give students sex-ed lesson from bench in front of school
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Strictly 4 my S.T.U.D.E.N.T.Z
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The NC state legislature is protecting children from the danger of too much education and not enough rentals of beach houses owned by state legislators
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Can you guess the state? "Students of Color 'Slave Traded' by Other Students in Online Game" Here's a hint: it rhymes with ass
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta school changing name from Confederate general to Hank Aaron
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Greg Gutfeld claims all teachers hate teaching, hate their students, and hate parents
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Mon April 12, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A look at some redesigned airline cabins that you would never be able to afford a seat in
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Computer science teacher builds AI robot that can speak 38 languages and costs only £500 to make. Probably could have thrown in a little extra for facial features
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
These kids invented a silent alarm to alert flight attendants that a victim of human trafficking is on the plane
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"The unfamiliar nature of online learning left Daniela Watkins feeling unmotivated." Because ordinarily college sophomores can't wait to roll out of bed at 8 a.m., eat a healthy breakfast, and hit the lecture hall for a another big day of education
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Scientists will study brain of former NFL player who police say killed five people then took his own life"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In less than a year out of the public eye, Jerry Falwell Jr has gone from looking like Don Jr.'s younger brother to Ted Cruz' alcoholic uncle. Oh, and even HE thinks you should get vaccinated, you mooks
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Fri April 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Students screaming for SHOTS is going to have a different meaning on a lot of college campuses this fall
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Thu April 08, 2021
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: University of Kentucky sends out acceptance letters. News: To a selective program that only takes 30-40 applicants per year. Fark: They sent out 500,000 acceptance letters, some to students who didn't even apply to UK. Duke Sucks
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
France tests out Boston Dynamics "Spot" robot in combat, immediately surrenders
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Greg Gutfeld, the love child of Gilbert Gotfried and a jackal, calls American teachers "corrupt, incompetent, and lazy" for wanting to be protected from Covid-19
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Wed April 07, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden admin rolls up its sleeves and prepares to scrub the DeVos stank off of Title IX campus sexual assault rules
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Guy builds an 'AI robot woman' out of junk for £500, no explanation of what the other £499 went on (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
New Florida bill would allow college students to secretly record college lectures so they can report thoughtcrime to the authorities
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Apparently by late 2020, an abnormally large number of high-school seniors had the same thought: "If I'm going to die soon anyway, why the hell not apply to Harvard?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
United Airlines realizes it hasn't gotten any free publicity off Republicans calling for it to be boycotted like American and Delta, announces push to hire more diverse pilots. That should do it
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lake Superior State University in Michigan is offering college students a scholarship to study cannabis aaannnd you've already left to enroll
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did you graduate from Original Stanford, Famous Original Stanford, Original Famous Stanford, Ray's Stanford, or Stanford's Gray Papaya?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
San Francisco school board to vote on not looking so stupid and out of touch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to go to school here? Be vaccinated. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Frat breaux end woe, way to geaux
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(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
A Missouri lawmaker wants to make it easier to kill students with measles and whooping cough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First time graduates experiencing similar circumstances to the crash of 2008 in regards to finding that first job
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Are you an anti-vaxxer that wants to attend Cornell University? Well, there's always Harvard
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Fri April 02, 2021
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
You can't make happy little trees without a Bob Ross wig
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"High school senior fatally shot by friend during target practice". Well, it's safe to say the friend REALLY needed the practice, then
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Physics and astronomy are driving black students out. Here's advice for keeping them in
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
He waited for another minute, parked his truck, and started to climb the fence. On the other side, a resident waved for him to stop."It's okay. I'm an assistant principal at the high school." This sounds like a movie
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Tue March 30, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Joe Dirt don't need no education anyway
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New report from the N. S. Sherlock Institute finds that school attacks can be prevented when people identify the warning signs and intervene
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm used to raffles with school supplies, so I guess a raffle for an assault rifle would fit that category
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Widespread study indicates that remote learning led to significant academic and social losses for kids, to say nothing of the liver damage their parents underwent
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"We need to talk about what you're wearing. You look like a hooker"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
School is cancelled Mud Day
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Sat March 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If Oregon State has a Law school, they might want to head over there and have a professor explain the "Pentagon Papers case" and why a Judge is going to laugh himself sick before dismissing the lawsuit the U Filed against AP
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Thu March 25, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good news NJ school children; snow days are back
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Well, for one year. Then the price goes up to 129.99, Premium channels extra
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ok team, we are going to run the Rabbi Formation. Schmuck will set up wide by the sideline. Hooknose will run to the right. Go Auschwitz
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Encouraging news from poll says 62% of college students who received their stimulus checks are 'saving/investing' the money, just 7% are spending the money on 'recreational goods' to dummy up
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(Pairagraph)
 
 
 
"A professor told me a few years back that it's hard to teach Brave New World today, because students think Huxley's dystopia is paradise. No wonder so many Americans can't see the threat in front of us"
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
MO Department of Health expands authorized COVID vaccinators list to include more health professionals like dentists, veterinarians, midwives because what's a little prick in the vulva?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My son studies for hours on end but forgets everything. How can I fix this?"
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Sun March 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Could you live without Farking for 24 hours? This company would like to see you try
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
Any university IT sort knows the importance of periodically deleting the accounts of former students to free up space. Extrapolating, you can logically free up even more space by deleting current students too. And hey, what about staff?
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Okay, class, today we're going to be studying the effects of cannabis on the human brain, so everyone open your textbooks to rip out some rolling papers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen girl saves friend's life just one day after CPR training. Perfect timing, because one more day and she would have forgotten everything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists are now saying that 3ft social distancing is acceptable for schools instead of 6, thus proving to your brother-in-law that all of science is stupid because Jesus never changed his mind
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY court: STFU and take your measles shots, you god-bothering jagoffs
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(Georgia Institute of Technology)
 
 
 
The 2021 winners of the annual Guthman Competition for brand-new musical instruments. Have you ever wanted to rock out on the Segulharpa or the Lego Microtonal Guitar? Now's your chance
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Thu March 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden administration comes to the rescue of the 72,000 Dalmatians Cruella DeVos had sentenced to financial purgatory
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are you an agent of Chaos, or are you on Maxwell Smart's side?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's snowing plastic across the globe, still raining men in lots of places
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis wants to scrap education that teaches students that it's wrong to kill all the white people, Republicans and tourists simply for being collective nuisances
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College admissions essays from the pandemic year reveal the devastating toll the pandemic has taken on families
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Columbia University brings back segregation
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Tue March 16, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"40% of students at Australian universities may be going without food" - notice they didn't say alcohol or anti-venom
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
War grips a Sicilian town as foreign military forces invade fishing grounds for the Red Prawn, and a plucky band of high school students yell "Ghiottone"
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Buffalo school intertubes lose pressure
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida assistant principal, daughter charged in computer hack to steal homecoming queen vote
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Mon March 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
And that's a BIG if
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What does the future hold for students of the Covid generation?
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How TikTok exposed the behind-the-scenes abuse going on at a Missouri boarding school for "troubled" young girls. Hero tag is for the the TikToker (warning: upsetting content in article)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeremiah was a prophet. He was a good friend of mine. He predicted Trump would win last year, but now all he can do is whine
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
Having solved all of its other problems, Alabama House of Reps votes to allow "white only" yoga in gym. Hindu names for poses and the word "namaste" still specifically banned
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Reopening schools was a GREAT IDEA
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Private schools are obscene atrocities
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Thu March 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
BREAKING: Biden refuses to sign landmark Covid relief bill tomorrow
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a math teacher doing remote learning; my students make excuses about late homework that don't add up, and I have to divide my attention between lessons and lies. It seems no one takes math seriously and the lies are multiplying. What can I do?"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
U-Texas committee report: So, sure the "The Eyes of Texas" was originally performed by singers in blackface at minstrel shows, and was based on a Robert E. Lee quote, but there was "no racist intent" in adopting it as the school fight song in 1903
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Live Free or $78,010
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Wed March 10, 2021
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego's Serra High School, named for conquistador Saint Junipero Serra, will be renamed Canyon Hills High School, named for your mom
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Brewing better beer: here comes the science-y manual
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(United States Mint)
 
 
 
US Mint releases Christa McAuliffe dollar coin. Collect her eight bits now
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(Scan Marker)
 
 
 
Plagiarism has never been easier
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Tue March 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan student accidentally detonates homemade explosive device in classroom after accidentally constructing the device and then accidentally bringing the device into the school with him
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
English children step back into the classroom as lockdown eases and availability of meat and pudding rises
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS votes 8-1 that students can sue colleges over "speech zone" First Amendment violations. Go figure that Chief Justice John Roberts was alone in dissenting from the decision
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Happy, naked teen is struck and killed while running down the freeway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SWAT team vs 800 college students. FIGHT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remote schooling isn't all bad: some kids are actually getting better grades without all of the distractions
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
With the school year ending in May, why in the hell would you push to reopen schools in April? Just set your sights on next year like sane people are doing
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
...and we haven't had a moment's rest since
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
At least seven students killed by falling from the fourth floor of a Bolivian university building after railing gives way, which we can only hope was not the engineering building
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Cleansing continues as the DeVos-appointed head of federal student aid office at the Department of Education, has "decided" to resign
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
See? Chivalry isn't dead
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Des Moines Superintendent could lose his administrator's license for the sin of keeping students safe online for the first two weeks of the school year as the coronavirus was ripping through the state
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
"94-year-old crossing guard has no plans to slow down" I'm no expert but this seems like a terrible quality in a crossing guard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps having 'Pretend Like You're A Slave' day at school wasn't such a good idea after all
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What's the worst thing a boss has ever said to you?
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
A Charlie Kirk Turning Point USA bus transported this gentleman to Washington DC to exercise his Constitutional right to attack police with a fire extinguisher
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's that time again: The 2021 Fark Fiction Anthology is open for submissions. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll find squirrels in uncomfortable places. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, timely edition
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
4 in 10 students in the Netherlands using more alcohol, drugs since the beginning of the pandemic. The other 6 didn't know the responses were anonymous
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
The most obvious educational marriage ever - Community College starts Marijuana cultivation program
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Around 8:30 a.m., a proctor discovered what turned out to be a pipe bomb and a homemade gun, known as a zip gun, at the northeast corner of Ethel I. Baker Elementary" Another day another ... wait, a zip gun? What is this, the 50's?
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
It is difficult to safeguard beer you are aging underwater in the wreck of a Soviet-era ship
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Tue March 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chalk up one more reason for the GOP to oppose virtual learning
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas students discover their school was either named for a Klansman or some dude named Fred who liked sailing. Tag is for the subhead writer
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Back in the day if we wanted to bring 'Oh La La' to school we had to disguise the cover with a Sports Almanac or something. It seems times have changed
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
CPAC 2021 in Orlando is missing the previously strong youth attendance & party scene. It's almost like it's become the party of old white men and no one else
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old girl sent home for wearing an outfit she was told could make her teacher uncomfortable. Well, if you're going to dress like an Amish lingerie model, that's what happens
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Classmates call congressman Cawthorn's Christian college conduct consistently creepy
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
They all participated in a cycling class wearing no masks. They all got covid. If that's not a perfect excuse for not exercising, nothing is
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Fri February 26, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Stun guns being sold at Tampa school. By a 12 year old girl. But can she pronounce 'entrepreneur'?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you got a speeding ticket in Rhode Island in the 1990s, rest assured they have not forgotten
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida, teacher, nudes, former students, and for some reason the last thing mentioned is she's the ex of a reporter at another Florida TV station
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigeria please ... stop kidnapping schoolgirls
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Teachers in the UK are giving up hope in keeping students safe
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Wenatchee World)
 
 
 
Being in high school band can't be made any less cool? Challenge accepted
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Anti-science republicans begs Biden nominee during hearing to delete post telling everyone a lot of Republicans don't believe in science
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to hold a Zoom meeting in front of your 8th grade students, make sure you aren't masturbating
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One of math teacher Jaime Escalante's East LA students from "Stand And Deliver" was on the NASA Perseverance mission, which explains why the lander had a low rider style chromed chain steering wheel
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The University of Michigan wants all students to know they are sorry the library was closed due to spiders and it won't happen again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Government to destroy TWA 800 for the second time
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Today in Gen-Z Education: Helen Keller is the Nazi guy and Pearl Harbor is a bridge
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
1963: man drops out of college because he cannot afford tuition. 2021: Same man donates $20 million to the college to fund scholarships for needy students
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Duke Students Suck
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Settle down class. Now today we will learn how to detain protestors. This may be on the final, depending how the spring riots go
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quinnipiac University reports that outsiders repeatedly confused them with QAnon when they tweeted their presidential poll results, based on Q logo. University declares we're keeping our logo, they're the ones who suck
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
College janitor finds just about what you'd expect in dorm rooms at a major party school while working over the semester breaks ...cash, gift cards, forgotten weed, vomit, and a lot of used condoms
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Represent stupid people at their impeachment trial, win ... well nothing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is summer school for all the only way to ensure students don't fall further behind after last year's chaos?
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops arrest Florida burglar who allegedly targeted homes while families were at funerals, in another win against grave crimes
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"We have children picking cotton off a plant during Black History Month"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Conservative 'Speech First' organization claims that civil rights are violated when Florida Universities ban people from saying racist things, and that they understand what the First Amendment is
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1943, the Nazis arrested and later executed the White Rose resistance leaders who published pamphlets denouncing Nazi atrocities. Meanwhile, your blog sucks
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"I'm allergic to drunks so I injected her with the EpiPen so she wouldn't be drunk anymore. What's the big deal?"
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden and Dem leaders arguing over student loan forgiveness level like a street vendor in Marrakesh
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Going viral in 2021: Gongbang videos (completely safe for work)
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(WPDH)
 
 
 
The Culinary Institute of America calls on Farkers' livers to make sacrifices
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Mon February 15, 2021
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher fights students outside McDonald's. Article unclear exactly whose wig it was
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian professor joins Mars mission. She teaches Rocks for Jocks; and since she's from Brock, she can walk and talk. The perfect Mars mission astronaut
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Parent continually harasses school board not having in-person schooling. Board member replies with (private) picture of parent, kid, and their friends sledding together without masks. Tag is for everyone involved
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NRA marks the tragic anniversary of the Parkland terror attack by vowing to make matters worse
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suburban Atlanta school district will now allow students to stay home if they get better grades in a home-learning environment. Everybody else, get on the bus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
College basketball team would rather forfeit than allow students to have free will
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Fri February 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sorry, kids
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Thu February 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The psychedelic power of the God molecule
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Students and alumni ask Harvard Law School to shun anyone who worked for the Trump Administration
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the heels of rejecting teaching black history month, Utah rejects bill that aimed to teach consent in sex education classes. I'm thinking these aren't the most open minded of people
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My twelve year-old has begun developing some vocal tics; Tourette's Syndrome runs in my family, but I've normalized my tics. How do I help my son normalize his and prevent him from being bullied?"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The positive and negatives of video gaming. Debate to the right, and avoid using fireballs or lasers during the debate
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And that concludes my two hour virtual lecture. Any questions class? [looks down at message board] Did you know you've been on mute the entire time?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why is so many US 12th graders not proficient in reading and math? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unsolicited Submarine in the Stern
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Sell weed in California? Please join the other first responders in the Covid vaccine line
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Sun February 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: Utah school allows parents to opt children out of sex ed. News: Utah school allows parents to opt children out of Black History Month
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Sat February 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After only 2 days of returning to in-person teaching in San Diego County over 100 students and staff have been put in Covid-19 quarantine. If only there had been a way to avoid this happening
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
WTFark
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Fri February 05, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
During a virtual Master Class, students at Chapman University got a surprise visit from Bryan Cranston, best know for portraying dentist Tim Whatley on Seinfeld
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
How to be a genius: the college course
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(The College Post)
 
 
 
Saddleback College will dump Gauchos mascot because "many see the current symbol as denigrating to Latin Americans in general and Mexican-Americans in particular." So, you're saying gauchos don't wear Mexican cowboy hats?
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Four fashionably-frocked firefighters free forlorn feline in modern Malay melee
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP to primary a guy who co-authored an op-ed with a professor banned from teaching for two years because he can't be trusted with students. No, wait, that's the guy they're running IN the primary
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"For some reason, the researchers gave the algorithm a picture of the Democratic congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and found that it also automatically generated an image of her in a bikini"
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Tue February 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While you deal with the Klingons around Uranus, these high schools students discovered 4 planets
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better late than never. It's the Monday Maker Thread. This week it's all about CNC machines. What software do you use? What do you wish you could make if you had one? Link goes to one on sale
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian venture bluShift Aerospace has developed a rocket biofuel and wants to be the Uber for space, so astronauts can have the experience of endless one-sided conversations, getting hopelessly lost, and unidentifiable substances on the floorboard
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Sat January 30, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota school district gingerly opens in-person classes... aaand they're back to distance learning after all the bus drivers catch Covid-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Do you really want to piss off librarians, UK academic publishers? Because this is how you piss off librarians, and it never ends well
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Fri January 29, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese criticize cram school ad in subway station, think aspirational message "When you think 'I can't go on,' if you take just one step forward, that's where your goal is" should not have been placed by train tracks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention, parents: You should feel no guilt at being unable to send your child to their dream college
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A school counselor shares the difficulties and anxieties students have returning to school
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
That last paragraph tho
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Jambands)
 
 
 
Jerry Garcia High?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Assigning her to the Education Committee when she has mocked the killing of little children at Sandy Hook Elementary School and the killing of teenagers in high school at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school -- what could they be thinking?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kids attend school in a large district with a powerful teachers union. They've been remote learning all year, and I've heard it could stay that way as teachers don't want to go into the classroom even with a vaccine. How can we force them back?"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
High schoolers discover four exoplanets through Harvard and Smithsonian mentorship program, now have even less chance of getting laid before college
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"...We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them, this morning, as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye, and slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of God." - President Ronald Reagan, 35 years ago today
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Inaugural poet astounds / Her work's just as good as it sounds / She's won a new role, at her first Super Bowl / And that puts her one up on the Browns
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moscow's mayor lifts some coronavirus restrictions, presumably to help thin out the anti-Putin crowds
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Historic Lord of the Rings pub in Oxford England, where author J.R.R. Tolkien used to hang, to close after 450 years due to the pandemic
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Archeologist punching Nazis. New hotness: Nazi archeologist takes an early retirement
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So you won't wear a mask? How about a little snort of this?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A group of Univ. of Michigan athletes want the decision to shut down for 2 weeks due to positive cases of COVID-19 variant overturned. "Based on the department's testing policies, placing healthy students in quarantine is unnecessary and excessive"
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
In nationwide robotics contest to design robot that can help decommission damaged nuclear power plants, Fukushima College wins easily. I wonder what's in the water
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG BBQ DoA, SOS...JQP - HTH $$$
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Middle-school teacher lives out in the sticks and has trouble getting a good connection for virtual classes, so he buys a used bus to drive to places with good WiFi. And take the class on virtual field trips. And make house calls
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Thu January 21, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A School District Vowed to Stay Open, Until the Leopards Ate Their Faces
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"America gets a fresh start" - Every four years America gets a do over. Perhaps this time it can come with an erase button
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
College Board: Fark it, kids these days don't need to know how to write any stinkin' essays, anyhow
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Thesaurus Day, so let's all celebrate the legendary synonym and antonym reciting dinosaur of the Cretaceous Period
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Kid calls out mom for believing "antifa attacked the Capitol," not Trump supporters, records their exchange and puts it online
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: If you don't force sleep-deprived teens to sit in tiny desks in crowded, stifling hot rooms all day, subject them to bullies and psychotic teachers and insane rules, punish creativity and reward mediocrity? For some it makes things better
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
ZoomKids say the funniest things
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Blaming Antifa for the riots and claiming they're paid to show up by Soros might be okay for Parler, but not okay for your middle school language arts class, Ms. Florida Teacher
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
+1 for "Mannequin Skywalker"
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Teacher sends the very wrong online learning assignment to students, accidentally sends them 'incest and sex' video (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Nature)
 
 
 
In 1847 as a prank male students voted to allow Elizabeth Blackwell into med school. She became the first woman to receive a medical degree in the US and a decade later, she and her sister Emily were running their own hospital
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey smokers will get the COVID vaccine before you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elon Musk donates $5 million to KHAN..... Academy
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Academic Times)
 
 
 
Oddly enough, beer bongs and naked Twister might not lead to a virus-safe environment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Perhaps not surprisingly for people who freaked out when asked to wear a strip of cloth across their faces, Congressional Republicans are having a hissy fit about being asked to go through the same daily security procedures as public school students
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(Breaking 911)
 
 
 
On a school night
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Caving in to pressure from plague rat students and parents alike, Arizona high school sports governing board reverses cancellation of spring athletics
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Tue January 12, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Not a mystery monolith found in Fort Worth
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Mon January 11, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
To mark Human Trafficking Awareness Day, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office arrest 71 for human trafficking. Super Bowl LV being held in Tampa had nothing to do with it
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Helping students catch up after the pandemic might finally be the thing that kills summer vacation
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago schoolchildren set to return to classrooms on Monday. Chicago schoolteachers? Well... that remains to be seen
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian province sees 120% spike in school-age Covid infections. "How could this be?" ask people who have never seen school-aged children eat lunch together
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Sat January 09, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Donating your body to science? We don't want it
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(Burlington County Times)
 
 
 
Student produces a uranium-glazed plate to prove his Geiger counter works. Show-and-tell immediately evacuated
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Fri January 08, 2021
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Teachers union issues press release on Betsy DeVos' resignation. It's 2 words long
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In counties where university classes were in person, Covid-19 cases rose 56%. For that I could have stayed home to learn Germany bombed Pearl Harbor
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Oh, I'm sorry congress, did you have to hide under your desk because of guns? Wah wah wah. I've only had to do that six times since kindergarten. School is terrifying. Maybe now they'll pass gun reform." 9th grade student
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Former PA state representative is now a former college professor thanks to videoing himself participating in insurrection
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How do you talk to your kids about the violence at the Capitol?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"University of Michigan students start free online tutoring service for low-income families"
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Beloved middle school teacher and basketball coach who died of COVID-19 has his school parking space retired, complete with hoop
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Wed January 06, 2021
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Boris Johnson says England's Covid lockdown "won't end with a bang", much to the relief of his fiancee and female staff
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Is your child getting a failing grade in their online school classes? That calls for a visit from the popo
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