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Thu May 24, 2018
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
"Thank you for pulling my mom over because she deserved it because she took my phone away and I did not like it "
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed May 23, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out US public schools are still theoretically safer than combat-zones. For now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Duke Chronicle)
 
 
 
Once again, Duke sucks
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Sun May 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas governor's website is still raffling off a rifle, though they canceled the door prize
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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Sat May 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Gubernatorial candidate's 'deportation bus' breaks down during tour." This, students, is what writers call "foreshadowing"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bad, no one can find your kids' school bus after a severe storm. Worse: You find it, but the driver is drunk
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another school shooting, which will change absolutely nothing. Rudy Giuliani ran his mouth again on morning television. Just an all around crappy day in the news. Let's try to cheer each other up. It's our MSNBC thread. Starts at 8 p.m. ET. Come on in
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents fight four-lane road near elementary school. I usually need a fifth of tequila before I start picking fights with anything that big
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
School employee busted for being high on meth at work. Officials became suspicious when she started talking faster than any of the students, kept trying to clean the grains of sand on the playground
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates
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Thu May 17, 2018
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"Cocaine, huh? Well, I hope you brought enough for everyone"
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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Wed May 16, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Where the bullets went that day at school
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class | Students: Hold my beer
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Tue May 15, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Well, this is awkward
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus High holds jungle-themed prom, complete with Lemur, two Macaws, African Fennec Fox, tiger. Hilarity ensues
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gallant: Day care owner takes prompt action after video shows teacher telling kids to throw rocks at a classmate. Goofus: By firing the whistleblower
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student phished his teachers' logon credentials and changed his grades and those of other students. The Secret Service got involved and now he is facing 14 felonies. No word if he tried to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War
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Fri May 11, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Time to reset your stopwatches
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Name: I am Groot. Address: I am Groot. E-mail: I am Groot. Phone Number: I am Groot
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Hungarian science troubled by nationalism, appetite
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Tesla crashes, makes news because it's a Tesla. Autopilot was not engaged, maybe we should just admit that no matter what we do to a car, some moron will find a way to crash it?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia students charged with conspiring via text to kill one of their classmates. Fark: Girl students. WTFark: The ringleader is 11 and her accomplice is 10
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Not news: Kid gets C+ on essay about Ian McEwan's novel. Fark: It's Ian McEwan's kid, and he helped him write it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
University of Florida says it is ending its "Get Off The Stage Now, Minstrel" policy
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Sun May 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama just shamed all Trump voters and the electorate
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
A perfect storm of win - win - win just in time for Caturday
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Mass casualty response triggered and school evacuated after student mentions the b-word during discussion of genetics
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Thu May 03, 2018
(WSMV Nashville)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active Second Amendment celebration reported at a Nashville mall. Casualties reported. Clocks reset
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chipotle to offer free burritos, E. coli to teachers on May 8th
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Tue May 01, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida congressman gets a proper Florida welcome from a group of sixth-graders. One finger salute involved of course
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC investigation finds YouTube "stars" being paid to promote exam cheating service. YouTube responds by saying they will teach creators that dishonest behavior is bad. In related news, YouTube announced it will close today
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welcome to another exciting night of educational policy debate: In this corner, we have Oklahoma's Teacher of the Year. In the opposite corner, a rich lady who has no degrees in education who's never gone to a public school or sent her kids to one. FIGHT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom
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Mon April 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
North University of China invites everyone to their annual sports day. Sign up now for high jump, 100m sprint, grenade throwing, 4x400 metre relay....wait Back up one
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"Inside Macron's bromance with Trump"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rarely seen cancer discovered in eyes of several former Auburn students
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For 10 consecutive years, the same duck has returned to same elementary school in order to lay her eggs and raise her brood
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Fruity gas causes evacuation
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.K. decides that when it comes using analogue clocks in schools, time has run out
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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Thu April 26, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Cry Closet' arrives at University of Utah for finals week. Students already in the closet in Utah say welcome to our world
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Well known student loan expert, Drew Cloud, never existed. Well known bourbon expert, Drew Curtis, exists
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins Computer Science professor announces he grades his students on a curve, so the students organize a boycott of the exams and all get As
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spotting high schoolers running from a bus on fire, Dr. Oz springs into action - by filming it
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Sun April 22, 2018
(GQ)
 
 
 
The Department of Education is now allowed to ignore the first civil rights complaints a student files. They're also going to ignore students who file complaints multiple times
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
School bus driver "reassigned" after leading students in prayer. Fark: For the second time
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The Parkland terror attack was all Obama's fault because he never gave the students Secret Service protection
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Not an Amazon Prime member? No Star Wars or Marvel for you. No. Not yours
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kentucky college students troll a street preacher with Street Preacher Bingo
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(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Regional district seeks whereabouts of 'very patient-looking beaver' loved by kids." (Justin) Beaver trifecta complete
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
School students asked to list the "positive aspects" of slavery
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist warns smartphones are as addictive as heroin. Fortunately, they're much harder to inject. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norway is telling their high school students to refrain from doing things like sex on roundabouts among others
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dick's sporting goods destroys all the guns they pulled from their shelves. Which makes it the only item in a sporting goods store ever to be willfully smashed to pieces that wasn't a golf club
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Proof that schools are becoming more like prisons: The 8-year-olds are now shanking each other
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Murray was on The Death March west from Birkenau as Russian soldiers advanced from the east. He was tired, cold, and hungry. He saw something in the air, descending towards him. It hit him in the chest, and he caught it. A 2-lb piece of roast beef"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Bracott" planned for today in response to nipple band-aid incident
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Sun April 15, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Don't f*ck with high school students. Mike Pence's hometown had their first LGBT Pride parade
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General declares war on the Governor for saying incredibly stupid things
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Phase one: skip school. Phase two: parents go to jail because you skipped school. Phase 3: no more pesky parents telling you to go to school. North Carolina: "oops"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
If your 4-year-old comes home with three missing teeth from a fight at daycare, it's time to find a new daycare
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Teacher draws amazing pictures on her white board every day to get kids interested in learning, and holy fark is she good
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
High school wrestling coach fired after admitting to wrestling with self on campus
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Ok, so who broke the first rule about substitute teacher fight club?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Student: "I want to listen to music during the test." Teacher: "Sorry, no phones allowed." Student: "Challenge Accepted"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi State students break into University of Alabama sports facility hoping to finally get a national championship trophy
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative: I can't envision how arming teachers could possibly go wrong. Parkland Teacher: Hold my gun
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
MIT students create open source, covert RFID rings to subvert campus tracking system. Frodo Baggins seen nodding approvingly
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Students design car that gets over 1000 MPG, and the only downside is that anyone driving it looks like a secondary villain in an Austin Powers movie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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Mon April 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Near tragedy as topless student bus returning from spring break involved in accident
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxx nuts lose their minds when state legislators tighten immunization rules. Bonus: Video goodness of them losing it
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
School fire alarms go off, 1500 staff and students evacuated because... lunch lady Doris burned the quiche
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The science is in: Men are arrogant bastards
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good: Brand new $70M school in Chicago will accommodate about 1,200 students. Less good: The construction site includes 38,000 people buried in unmarked graves. Very less good: Among the dead are patients from the county's insane asylum
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hodor
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
In the spring, a young goose's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of terrorizing college students. Honk if you're horny AND angry
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
And The Onion is prophetic like always
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Latvia: "Students must speak Latvian, not Russian." Russia: "Russian minorities detected, prepare for Liberation"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher tells kids she smokes dope, gives out her phone number, unbuttons her pants and dances to rap music while soliciting dollar bills. Who is this wild child? Nobody knows, but she's 63 years old
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Mon April 02, 2018
(NextShark)
 
 
 
Is boba tea destroying your children's future?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How powerful are high school students becoming? One just organized the first-ever gay parade in Mike Pence's hometown
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Why do students doze in class? It's called social jet lag
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Maud gets a stallionfriend who isn't a rock. Pinkie freaks out. Waifu dreams are Rainbow Dashed. There will be many pony puns. It's the Maud Couple on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am EDT
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Fri March 30, 2018
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The National Review wants us to remember it as a fictional place where many students died and many teachers were secret terrorists, Hogwarts was very armed
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ever heard the saying "There's no such thing as a stupid question"? Yeah, about that...
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Please note: "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is not something high school teachers should say on the job
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Teacher discovers Star Trek set replica. Owners let elementary students film The Adventures of the U.S.S. Parkview on it. Warp 10: William Shatner is impressed and tweets about it
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher in Texas suspended for discussing her sexual orientation
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee State Rep David Byrd on sexual assault allegations: "First, let me say that I have done nothing wrong or inappropriate during my term as state representative for the 71st District"...and it goes downhill from there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum admits he "misspoke" when he suggested that students knowing CPR would be at all useful in a mass shooting situation, but says controversy over his remarks obscured his larger point which was..uh...anti-bullying efforts? Will fix this?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio (D-FL): "Perhaps the single, biggest threats to the Second Amendment are these mass shootings because if it weren't for mass shootings and gun crime you wouldn't see this outcry. It's awakening the conscience of the country"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Larry Nassar's boss, and former Michigan State University dean, is also a vile bastard
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The students at Parkland were killed by: A) Guns; B) Guns; C) Political Correctness
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand school keeps the students' toilets under lock and key, Sixx, Mick and Tom unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'm getting really tired of the "class act" shtick, Obama
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On board video captures the terrifying moment a truck crashes into a South Carolina school bus carrying four students with special needs. Thankfully it's not smell-o-vision
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Harvard students can now report professors for 'offensive' remarks made in class. Which had always been the case, but only when they said anything complimentary about Yale
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Sun March 25, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Santorum after watching the march: Kids should learn CPR rather than look to someone else to solve their problems. Stay frothy Rick, stay frothy
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
As students were marching for their lives and safety from guns, the Justice Department ended school safety studies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's a gallery of the best signs from the "March for Our Lives" demonstrations
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Sat March 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half a million students in DC and more across the country and the world are marching today for their lives. Go support them locally if you can
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriots owner sends team plane to carry Parkland students to DC March for our Lives. Dammit, Kraft, Subby's allergic to onions
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
PA school district's solution to school shootings: get stoned
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Trump, flees Washington, DC for Mar-a-lago this weekend out of fear of having to listen to entitled students demand to not be shot at while in school
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
School board fires teacher who went on a video rant against the mlitary
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Solution to gun violence in schools: Students now must use clear backpacks and wear ID badges at all times
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Thu March 22, 2018
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Bill Murray auditions for the next "Captain Obvious" commercial
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American college students would give up their privacy for free pizza. Farkers would hold out for free pizza and beer
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
"American exchange students in Italy cook pasta without water and promptly start fire"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Write-in campaign seeks to make "Campus Corgi" student government president. Who says college students aren't responsible and serious?
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
If Chris Long does not retire from the NFL, it'll almost certainly be only to help other people. All his game checks last year went to charity
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"America is a melting pot," "Why are you so quiet?" and "I believe the most qualified person should get the job," are all phrases that should raise red flags
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe pops a beer, grins, and sneaks you one "If we were in school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him. I've been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life. Any guy that talked that way was usually the ugliest SOB in the room"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Students protesting gun control are "just as dangerous as brownshirt Hitler youth"
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Pit bull goes on rampage in elementary school. Fireball
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yet another school shooting, and what does Trump tweet about?
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(NBC Washington)
 
NewsFlash
 
Maybe it'd be better if we count how many mass shootings we don't have?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Student calls farking Congressman about farking gun control and Congressman call student's farking principal, who farking suspends him for farking cursing, because fark the 1st Amendment
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newest conservative outrage: teaching students Arabic numbers
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Finally, a college degree that actually prepares students for a minimum wage job
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(Time)
 
 
 
New survey finds 75% of teachers oppose the idea of being trained to carry guns in schools, Mostly because showing students their 9 mm pistol will force them to teach the metric system
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Colleges are recruiting poor college students but aren't doing enough to assist them
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Sat March 17, 2018
(The Alliance Review)
 
 
 
That kid that was suspended for NOT walking out of class during gun violence protests? Yeah...hold on to your pearls and prepare your fainting couch, but it turns out the truth may have been fudged a wee bit
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Fri March 16, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
As students walked out to protest the ease of gun ownership, one custodian stole cash out of their backpacks
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
The Parkland students represent a generation that has grown up reading about and viewing teenagers challenging and overthrowing unjust governments. And you thought Hunger Games was just entertainment?
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(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Participated in the walkout to get grownups to get off their behinds and get sensible gun control legislation enacted? You best believe that's a paddlin'
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
All those high school students protesting lax gun laws are a sign of "God's judgment against America"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Sure exercise is key to lasting good health, but so are chips and beer according to this 100-year-old woman
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The sentient necktie controlling Tucker Carlson says the students walking out to demand gun control are no different than Mao's Red Guard
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Photos from across the country of students walking out of class demanding gun control
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Wed March 14, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
School stops student protest today. By locking everyone inside
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PA18 goes from +20 R to "whadda ya mean THOSE people can vote", students stage mass walkouts over Parkland shootings, Trumpy wants a Space Force, and Jesus Christo it's only Wacky Wednesday. MSNBC discussion thread, fun starts 8pm EDT, bring a helmet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
These sneakers were made for walking and we're walking out on school
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(Monterey County Weekly)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the firearms safety class. Now before we start, let's go over the most important thing you need to remember: When handling any firearm, you must always first make sure that it is not ... *BLAM* ... oh, sorry"
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher sets off fire alarm. Student posts 'active shooter' on Snapchat. Hilarity ensues (not really)
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Student sues university over "Mickey Mouse" degree. She actually wanted the Donald Duck degree
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Mon March 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judging by the Twitter feeds of their students after Betsy DeVos disastrous "60 minutes" interview; Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School apparently has an impressive Honors Sarcasm and AP Snark curriculum in their English dept
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In a textbook example of irony, University finds a significant number of students cheated in a "law and ethics class"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos on 60 minutes: Where there is "school choice," public schools get better because competition. Lesley Stahl: "Has that happened in Michigan? Have the public schools in Michigan gotten better?" DeVos: "I don't know"
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Google)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, I'm trying to come up with some monikers to assign to students so they can review one another's papers anonymously. They could be city names, team names, anything as long as they are gender neutral, not overtly dirty or offensive. Help?
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Fri March 09, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like today's college students aren't quite as self-reliant as college students of the past. Your college student called you to complain about this headline's harmful impact on his self esteem
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secretary of Education DeVos continues to demonstrate that she has no idea what the inside of a classroom looks like
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Elementary school students and faculty surprised to see a Black Hawk helicopter drop an "errant bundle" on the school. Alex Jones meltdown in 3... 2... 1...
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Thu March 08, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
School districts are now considering four day school weeks. The immediate advantage will be 20% fewer school shootings
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Candidate wants his state to enact the lottery and use the revenue to give weekly movie tickets to parents of pre-K students so they'll have more quality family time together
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Wed March 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos visits Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla with predictable results
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
British right-wing media mocks "snowflake students" for thinking that Frankenstein's Monster is a sympathetic character and that Dr Frankenstein is the real monster. Next week: Is your child a "science snowflake" who thinks the earth is round?
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for stockpiling 750 pairs of panties at his high school, which he claims were not swiped from students but bought online for purposes of reselling at school's culture festival. This story passes the sniff test
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be
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Mon March 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP official shared video claiming Florida school shooting never occurred
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
After only Republican group on campus disbands, students at very liberal arts school suddenly realize maybe it's not such a bad idea to have differing opinions in college, try wooing them back through various "viewpoint diversity" initiatives
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't post for an old fashioned goodhearted snowball fight on Facebook as a joke unless you want the snowball fight of the century during Storm Emma
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee joins board of the Country Music Association Foundation, gets thrown off very next day for being a big ole homophobe. Of course he's screaming that he's being oppressed
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will invite "ordinary people" to the wedding. So it seems Judd Hirsch and Donald Sutherland will be attending, though the absence of Mary Tyler Moore will still resonate
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shots reportedly fired at Central Michigan University, suspect at large. NRA damage control teams immediately being dispatched to scene
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man in Ghana teaches Microsoft course at school without computers by drawing the UI on a chalkboard. Microsoft follows up by sending him free computer equipment
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Thu March 01, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"My bus full of students is malfunctioning." "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" (video)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin had to ask UCLA not to share a video of his talk as too many students were heckling him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a completely sane move, a Pennsylvania church blesses assault rifles
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Wed February 28, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Gunshots fired at high school, teacher barricaded in classroom yadda yadda on a sesame seed bun with special sauce
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Japanese students select 2020 Olympic mascots. Cyborg catgirl waifu fans everywhere rejoice
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because why wouldn't he carve swastikas into the rifles he used to kill 17 students and teachers?
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Before anyone goes full 'Murica and allows Oath Keepers to guard schools they should at least let Inigo Montoya explain to them that the word "enemy" doesn't mean what they think it means
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In yet another sign that the Trump marriage is a happy and stable one, FLOTUS has just publicly sided with the Parkland students for gun control
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Sheriff believes it's better to suffer smoke inhalation and burns than to run outside during a fire alarm... because school shooters are out there waiting
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Late night hosts have a field day running into the school right behind Trump
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Who was Marjory Stoneman Douglas? A woman who would be proud of the students in the school named after her, if she had survived past her 108 years of age
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Mon February 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's better to be an atheist than a bad Christian" says noted critic of those who practice false religion A: Penn Jillette? B: Richard Dawkins? or C: Pope Francis?
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Having had enough of school shootings, several regions across the United States finally move to ban... oh you have got to be kidding me
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Sun February 25, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I was a Marine. Now I am a teacher. Guns don't have a place in my classroom"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump acts on arming teachers by saying 'Hey, you states, go arm your teachers. I can't be bothered leading the country on this, or anything else.'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you do a science project testing your own blood and find out your father isn't your father
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas high school teacher suspended after filming his students fighting instead of actually intervening
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy who hugged Grimace thinks Samuel L. Jackson does too many TV commercials
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Active shooter in Chattanooga
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Reductress)
 
 
 
'Teens are too young to make rational decisions,' says man who supported Roy Moore
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida shooting survivor: "We should call AR-15s 'Marco Rubio' because they're both easy to buy." Oh. Snap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School districts: Comply, children or marching in protest will go on your PERMANENT RECORD (dramatic music). MIT Admissions: Have fun storming the castle, kids
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
How did the Stoneman Douglas conspiracy theories overtake right wing media so quickly?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"Well if you had seen me in our school's production of 'Fiddler on the Roof,' you would know that nobody would pay me to act for anything"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Better luck next time, fictional screaming mob trying to pummel Dana Loesch to death with clubs and shoes. *Has anyone checked her mental health records?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After going all "Crisis actors" on the Parkland Shooting survivors, Jim Hoft, founder of the right wing "news" site Gateway Pundit has been yanked as a speaker on a panel on "Social Media Censorship." at a CPAC-connected event
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The president sends out a tweet encouraging the Florida high school students to go forward with their movement, noting that great movements have often been started by young people
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Man with a hand grenade carries out a suicide attack on the US embassy in Montenegro. In other news Montenegro is apparently a country, "Podgorica" may well be its capital, and the US must have some kind of embassy there
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
'A few Mardi Gras beads can go a long way'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh great, now sleepwalking students are a reason to cancel school
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Wed February 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ali Velshi rips apart Parkland 'secret earpiece' conspiracy theory: 'I'm wearing one right now'
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Hats off to you, mayor of Minneapolis
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump 'listening session' with students and parents of school shootings live right now on C-SPAN
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boarding school headmaster laments loss of dark sarcasm in the classroom, students who go straight for the pudding without eating their meat
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
PSA: Bringing a cell phone case that looks like a pistol onto a school campus is not a good idea, especially in Florida
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRA board member, Pants-shiatting draft-dodger, and troubadour of statutory rape Ted Nugent goes full Alex Jones on the survivors of Parkland High who've had the audacity to say they'd like very much not to get shot at again, thank you very much
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Students March on the White House. Not a repeat of 1968
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(Chron)
 
 
 
This ought to go well: In Ground Zero of Gunland, Superintendent threatens to suspend students who disrupt school to protest gun laws
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, you're a State Senator who blew off a meeting with a group of students who drove 7 hours to meet with you. They see you in the hallway later. Do you A) Apologize, B) Lie, or C) Threaten to have them arrested and then harass them on Twitter?
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
No matter how many students protest against gun violence, it won't change the fact that too many legislators are paid for by the NRA
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews chastises Trump for going AWOL on guns while high school students show more leadership
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The last person Trump talked to supports stronger background checks for gun purchases
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence AKA J-Law AKA Savior of our democracy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you were to choose one thing that you want to see as mandatory learning in schools, anything, what would it be?
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(The Raw Story)
 
Video
 
John Oliver praises Parkland massacre survivors for refusing to be told it's 'not the time to talk about gun control'
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Sun February 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fat drug user takes on Parkland students
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Andrew Bauer [R-eally Loves NRA Money] says the answer to stopping school shootings is: A) Gun control; B) Arming teachers; C) Watching Andy Griffith reruns and beating children with paddles
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(NPR)
 
 
 
During the Parkland shooting, kids were Tweeting, uploading videos to Snapchat, and taking pictures. It's time we had a serious conversation about kids and cell phone addiction. Yes, really, and from NPR
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Sat February 17, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Give him the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump skips golf for a day to honor school shooting victims
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC state legislator blames school shootings on "communist Democrats" who want to "take over the country"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, you're crying
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FFS
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Yes, students should be allowed to go to the bathroom during lessons. Why is this even a debate?
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mother of a slain Florida student screams at Trump live on camera and CNN's Brooke Baldwin completely breaks down in tears
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian radio host: "God could have prevented this, if only He had known it was going to happen." God unavailable for comment for some inexplicable reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aside from shafting student loan borrowers, ignoring the plight of women, minority and LGBT students; Betsy DeVos wants you to know that it hurts her deeply that you don't think she cares about all students. Please pray for her
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Wed February 14, 2018
(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset the cl... you know what, just throw it away
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Should Israeli students visit Auschwitz?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Student with no other transportation misses 19 days of school because of late bus. TV station pulls bus GPS records and discovers she's right - and 16 other days are unaccounted for due to a "GPS malfunctioning" status
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school students from Oklahoma go on a field trip to Washington, D.C., where they receive an up-close, personal look at just how much of a jackass James Inhofe is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Using real world data, Trump seeks to answer the question: "Does the accessibility of student loans increase tuition costs?" Econ students last seen working out the tuition to coconuts conversion rate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Department of Education says they will no longer investigate civil rights complaints from transgender students banned from using bathrooms that conform to their gender, because fark you. That's why
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(Vice)
 
 
 
25 college campuses ignore a woman to continue protecting other women. Sounds about right
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"How a kid cartoonist avoided Scholastic's digital sharecropping trap"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I can understand walking out of a random college class because the professor repeatedly uses the n-word but when it's a class specifically about hate speech, you're just being a snowflake
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Don't you even Science?
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
UW-Madison outs a student by photo for being a dumbass, asks students to dress appropriately for the weather
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese public school to allow male students to wear skirts ... although no patent leather shoes
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Fri February 09, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sports? High school sports? We don need no stinkin' high school sports
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Sometimes mainstream media does the headline work for us: "Ont. teacher accused of sex with student made 'learning fun'"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah mom upset after school tells 6th graders they can't refuse when asked to dance. "My daughter keeps coming to me and saying, 'I can't say no to a boy'. That's the message kids are getting"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Ginza public school pressures students to buy new $730 Armani uniforms, which parents suspect is excessive despite the suave Italian tailoring
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University Libraries: Hey, we need to get rid our books that people no longer check out. Faculty and students: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
A teacher who was fired for having sex with a student is now challenging the law and says her firing was unconstitutional. Fark: She may technically be correct
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Missouri is just one of three states where texting and driving is still lega-(bump bump) LOL GOTTA GO SEE WHAT I JUST HIT
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There is no way this brilliant piece of journalism backfires. College students, and by proxy all liberals, are just so dumb and unthinkingly biased. Not like right-thinking conservatives
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(Pueblo Chieftain)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pueblo, $750,000 will be given out for Pot scholarships
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(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
Please note: it is never appropriate to wax a toddler
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
10:36 p.m. "We need somebody at Broad and Walnut, southwest corner. People on the pole." 10:40 p.m. "I got about 2,000 college students coming from Walnut Street to 30th to Center City." 10:46 p.m. "It's endless, chief. Endless"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Teacher, 22, charged with multiple counts of sexual assault of student. Who is 18. And the story appears to change every hour, so who knows what to put in the headline now
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
And to the Republic for which it stands ..... stands ...... STANDS ..... I said STAND dammit
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
The absolute 10 best Groundhog Day movies...definitely a repeat
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Nick Foles plans to become a pastor after football. Will practice Sunday by exclaiming "Jesus Christ" and "Dear God" at least a hundred times
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
48% of high school seniors identify taxes as cause of the Civil War
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Thu February 01, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1989 Scott Baio told The Hollywood Reporter that the Season 3 episode "The Blackboard Bungle" was his favorite. The plot? Him teaching sex ed to Nicole Eggert. *cringe*
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's today's story on how awful every Eagles fan is
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Middle school bans open containers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
No one dead in LA middle school shooting, only injured, so no need to reset the clock or talk about gun control. Bonus: shooter was female
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
Weeners
 
Mayor asks for high school mascot change amid concerns about phallic connotations
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss university launches country's first ever degree in yodeling. It's the one time where parents actually wish their children had decided to study philosophy
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Wed January 31, 2018
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Don't accidentally bring your airsoft pistol to school in your backpack. And if you do accidentally bring your airsoft pistol to school in your backpack, DON'T mention it on the bus on the way in. And if You do mention it, DON'T snap-chat about it
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
School meant to show children the Paddington movie but instead aired porn, though that was less damaging and terrifying
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Lebanon Democrat)
 
 
 
After bullying drove one student to commit suicide, the school provided grief counselors and introduced ways for students to report bullying. The first of those ways is to suspend students who complain about bullying
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
No wonder the UK is called a nanny state, you actually have schools with strict rules on how long you can grow your fingernails (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 26, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Students in Alabama are getting really tired of being students in Alabama
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(Panda's Thumb)
 
 
 
Florida bill will allow flat earthers to challenge the globehead dogma in texrtbooks. This is good news for Fark, not-so-good news for Florida students
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
School shootings are the new normal as cable news outlets devoted a total of 16 minutes of coverage to the one in Kentucky where two students were killed and 14 others were wounded
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Asked what the administration is doing about school shootings, Huckabee Sanders wavers, but not Trump. "Lookit all these thoughts. How bout these prayers?"
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida schools could be forced to display 'In God we Trust' under new bill, because apparently the ACLU and the Supreme Court haven't been seeing each other enough lately
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