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headlines found matching 'stroke'
Fri May 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Since it's Friday, one glass of white wine increases your risk of prostate cancer. Tomorrow, a glass of red wine will take ten strokes off your golf game, and your Sunday morning mimosa will cause your bladder to swell to the size of a basketball
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam has suffered a stroke
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Sat May 05, 2018
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Frequent saunas may cut stroke risk, increase butt splinters
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The O.C.'s oldest cold case murder closed when stroke-addled perp dies, clucking like a rooster and insisting killer was invisible friend Doug McGath; "You wait 50 years to arrest a guy, you're going to run into the geriatric nature of the defendant"
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Burning man snuffed out by a stroke of bad luck
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: "Men younger than 50: The more you smoke, the more you stroke"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wrestling legend Jerry "The King" Lawler almost came and went at the same time
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Some Burning Guy)
 
 
 
Burning Man founder Larry Harvey suffers massive stroke, unfortunately not from a stoned hippie chick
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Cabbage, cauliflower and broccoli can lower the risk of heart disease and stroke. Which will be proven just as soon as scientists find an American who eats cabbage, cauliflower or broccoli
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/4): Frank Miller returns to write his Goldust prequel, Xerxes. Plus new Judge Dredd, Joker vs. Joker, delivering information in the broken-internet age, and Batman vs. Deathstroke over the paternity of Damien. Loser gets to keep him
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Grilling meat can lead to high blood pressure. Mostly from having everyone at the BBQ saying when to flip the steaks
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Thu March 22, 2018
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Newer Blood Thinners Don't Raise Bleeding Risk. DO NOT COAGULATE
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Headline: "Heart attack patients prescribed antidepressants have worse one-year survival" Article: "the cause is not necessarily related directly to the antidepressants." So you may or may not have that going for you, which may or may not be nice
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Either Trump was stroking out during his speech at the Governor's Ball or he really, really likes imitating Andy Kaufman
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Recreational soccer players have better health numbers than couch potatoes, despite their habitual total collapses to the ground as if mortally wounded
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into an enormous insect."-Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis. When in doubt, turn someone into a bug. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, slightly buggy edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, woman who noticed her FaceTime partner was having a stroke is hailed as a hero, but when Submitter tried to have a stroke on FaceTime, he was reported and banned
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Tue February 13, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Woman gets so drunk on a plane she "flirtatiously" strokes stranger's head, throws food, kicks a flight attendant, causes the plane to be diverted, passes out just before landing... and wins every "worst flight" conversation for the rest of her life
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
700 ♣ / 1 - that's 700 Club stroke one
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
The time Mr. Rogers flew to Baltimore to see a fan who was in the hospital recovering from brain surgery. Story to the left, onion cutting factory to the right
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