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Fri April 16, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Grab Holdings extends its money reach
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Grab Holdings extends its money reach
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street values single Jersey deli at $100 million. That's a lot of shredded lettuce
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pepsi is sweeter
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wow. Such coin. So crypto. Much money
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wow. Such coin. So crypto. Much money
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Goldman Sachs to head the SEC, again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Goldman Sachs to head the SEC, again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
At this point Bed Bath & Beyond has been circling the bowl so long you'd think it'd be dead from the dizziness. And yet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs profit jumps almost 600% y-o-y on record dealmaking. How are things going with your second job?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin hits new all time highs in a move up before the COIN IPO tomorrow
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Ticket camera company executives warn of decline in morale if shareholders reject merger with biggest competitor. 2,808,597 declines in morale, in fact
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kraken is testing the water for a 2022 IPO
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The housing boom is cause for concern
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Fri April 09, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Levi's declares Skinny Jeans officially dead. Our long national nightmare is over
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin exchange Coinba$e relea$e$ Q1 number$ ahead of their public debut, and it'$ a $tunner
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley dumped $5 billion of Archegos' stock the night before Archegos' margin call, without telling the stock buyers that the stock was about to crash. This is not a repeat from 2008
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The problem is that the public markets have been cornered by a group of investment managers small enough to fit at a lunch counter, dedicated to quiescence and inertia
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The problem is that the public markets have been cornered by a group of investment managers small enough to fit at a lunch counter, dedicated to quiescence and inertia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's time to break out those tiny, tiny violins, as a bunch of executives from Credit Suisse have lost their jobs over the $4.7 billion collapse of the Archegos Capital hedge fund. Wait, that's the tiniest violin you have? Tinier, please
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Mon April 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin exchange Coinbase has been approved to sell shares to the public starting on April 14th, probably under the ticker PNZI
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gamestop stonk sells off after company looks to take advantage of bloated price
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Fri April 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
More and more people are turning to TikTok for financial advice
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump in October of 2020: "If Biden wins, the stock market will crash." Today: The S&P 500 has 'crashed' above 4000 for the first time ever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines' $570MM IPO starts today. And if your transaction is delayed for any reason, you might have to wait a few days or just buy another stock
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur Chinese investor feels burnt out after losing £6,000 on the stock market, throws himself into 900C furnace of molten steel to erase himself and his debt
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Old and sad: Q Cult dividing families. New and awful: with machetes
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon-backed British food delivery service Deliveroo drops 30% at IPO amid news that the mushy peas and soggy fish were actually a feature, not a bug
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prepare your anuses for "The Biden Boom" which is going to be real and spectacular
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood app gets rid of its confetti. And there was much rejoicing
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Tue March 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some AstraZeneca investors are wondering if rushing their coronavirus vaccine and forgoing $20 billion in revenue to get it out there was worth it
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Oh, look, it's another pending financial catastrophe from a bank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No matter how badly you've botched your personal finances, be comforted that you never lost $100,000,000,000 in a couple of days like this guy
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oh well. Anyway
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
WeWork will finally be taken public by noted investment adviser... Shaquille O'Neil? Yes, I guess that makes a ton of sense these days
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GameStop earnings after the bell today to justify 13.5 billion dollar valuation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GameStop earnings after the bell today to justify 13.5 billion dollar valuation
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Mon March 22, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brent Musburger, legendary voice of CBS Sports and inventor of "March Madness" phrase, returns to CBS Sunday Morning as advocate of sports gambling. "Listen, when the country was founded, they took a chance"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What matters most about this pandemic year was the hefty salaries made by health care CEOs along the way
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Fri March 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Williams-Sonoma CEO hopes to bring more traffic into "stores," which are like small warehouses for the things that have been selling very well online for the past year
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Apparently, gas prices were too low again
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who fronts their dealer money?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
PetCo is wagging. Or purring. Maybe both, depending on you
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Activision Blizzard CEO chills with bigger bonus while employees get fired (complete with I need a cockpunch or 20000 pic)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Disruptive Game Stop investors spend their ill-gotten gains on hookers, blow and endangered mountain gorillas
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In 2020, the Boeing CEO fired 10% of the workforce citing the 737-MAX and COVID-19, didn't hand out any raises, but collected $14,000,000 in compensation
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Airlines got tens of billions in pandemic relief from the Trump administration, resulting in a windfall for shareholders as stocks almost doubled from their pandemic lows. "We socialized the airline industry's losses and largely privatized the gains"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Land's End is looking like good booty
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mobile gamer Skillz failz IPO
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today's Gigantic Balls Award goes to Sun Country Airlines, who just filed their IPO. Good thing the airline space is so empty, financially strong, and screaming for another low-cost carrier
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Old 'n (sometimes) busted: insider trading. New less-trackable STEM on Business tab hotness: insider giving
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Football Index, a self-styled virtual stock market of soccer which authorities downgraded to a sports gambling company years ago, has been further downgraded to thieving scumbags
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nokia cutting 10,000 jobs for better 5G service, covid distribution
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dick's to launch men's athleisure line to rival Lululemon. Get ready to see everyone's Dick&Lemons™
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why now would have been the best time to sell your old comic books if your mom had not thrown them out
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Mon March 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is now officially "Technoking of Tesla". Oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Beware the Ides of March
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Beware the Ides of March
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Burberry is looking right proper
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Street Insider)
 
 
 
"Analyst Sees Manipulation as Someone Bet $10.5M Yesterday That GameStop (GME) Would Close Above $800 By Tomorrow" - well color me shocked
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump warned us that the stock market would collapse if Biden were elected? Um yeah, about that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese tech giant Baidu is raising at least $3bil in Hong Kong before Hong Kong turns to junk
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Live Free or $78,010
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Trading robots now trading Roblox
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Split stock 1-8 an wants GE
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
If you feed enough green to traders who bet that Gamestonk would never break $250, at least some will pass through to the Business tab. Difficulty: green crayons
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you feed $1400 worth of oats to the horse, at least half will pass through to feed the hedge funds
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you feed $1400 worth of oats to the horse, at least half will pass through to feed the hedge funds
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Apropos of absolutely nothing, 21 years ago today, the Nasdaq peaked before falling 78% over the next two years
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Apropos of absolutely nothing, 21 years ago today, the Nasdaq peaked before falling 78% over the next two years
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Tue March 09, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dick's getting publicly pounded
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Failing subscription service Disney+, reeling from cancel culture controversies, surpasses 100 million subscribers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Dan Crenshaw, did you think the pandemic was the best time to buy up stock and not disclose it, resulting in an illegal move for an elected official?" "Aye"
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Mon March 08, 2021
(The Street)
 
 
 
DoorDash stock lockup ends early tomorrow, flooding market with over 100+ million shares
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Think you had a shiatty week last week? Elon Musk lost $27 billion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Think you had a shiatty week last week? Elon Musk lost $27 billion
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Hmmmm, with how specific one question is that was added to taxes this year, how hard will the IRS go after people who try to avoid paying taxes on their fake currency
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Fri March 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer warns of "SPAC froth," says "We were on a break"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reddit hires first CFO; Drew in talks to hire first Chief Bourbon Officer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Costco stock down because they paid their employees more. THOSE BASTARDS
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Thu March 04, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In what is surely not a sign of a market top, the founder of Barstool Sports has launched BUZZ, an ETF that adjusts its holdings based on Twitter and Reddit posts that are sending stonks to insanity and beyond
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supply shock coming to a Bitcoin exchange near you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree misses its holiday numbers and vows to open 10,000 more stores as revenge
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Those crazy kids from Wallstreetbets have found themselves a new Rocket to ride
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With blackjack, and hookers and blow, and dogecoin
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With blackjack, and hookers and blow, and dogecoin
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kohl's cashes in on millions of customers who dropped off their Amazon returns at its stores and couldn't even wait to leave the building before buying more crap to replace it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators delivers, big penis joke
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Those daily scam robocalls aren't going away anytime soon
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Mon March 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There is no alternative." This could be bad news for the stock market
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There is no alternative." This could be bad news for the stock market
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Sun February 28, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"As California goes..." TAX... THE... RICH
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett had to eat an $11billion write-down for an investment 'mistake'; still manages $5billion profit
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SEC suspends trading in 15 stocks on the news that poor people are using the market similar to how the rich do
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Fri February 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Bolton? Sorry, I'm not switching stock trading apps until I hear from Kenny G
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Etsy says any plans to accept bitcoin are still on the drawing board
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock Market begins to sell off on news that no one is interested in buying our debt anymore
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer has to explain to everyone that finding stocks that quickly triple in value is an aberration, not the norm
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Reddit servers melt down as WallStreetBets replays another round of the GameStock kick-the-shorts-in-the-nuts game
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
There is now no all-male Board of Directors in the 350 biggest companies listed on the London Stock Exchange
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
They're sleeping better at Casper today
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember that GameSTop stock thing? It's happening again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Getting fleeced isn't always as baaaad as you may think
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gamestop CFOut
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Canopy weed gets harshed
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Tue February 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crocs' popularity exploded during the pandemic as world's most effective contraceptive
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla's share price is now directly tied to the value of bitcoin. This will end well
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texan loses electricity for four days, powers his home with his Ford truck
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The rare Business, Fandom, STEM, Sports, Politics quintfecta covers the Gamestop hearings, the 9 Gamestop movies being made, selling stock in baseball players, COVID vaccine effectiveness and Bitcoin arbitrage
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
This is exactly what I would guess you look like if your name is Mr. Deep Farking Value
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
This is exactly what I would guess you look like if your name is Mr. Deep Farking Value
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump will be 'busy' with lawsuits for the rest of his life: Laurence Tribe
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Robinhood struggles to get the basics right, including sending out tax forms to its customers on time
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Robinhood struggles to get the basics right, including sending out tax forms to its customers on time
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I told you guys that Reddit manipulating GME was illegal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas, which in December was lecturing other states about how to run their elections, is experiencing a failure of governance an order of magnitude worse than anything CA had last summer. Karma is a biatch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What happens if cars go all-electric, but the utilities don't produce enough electricity to power them all?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who cares?
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Door Dash etc are stock market darlings but the fundamentals still don't make any sense. Unclear which stock fundamentals actually do make sense
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fed Governors continue visiting business news channels screaming "REMAIN CALM ALL IS WELL" as long term interest rates take off like a rocket ship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fed Governors continue visiting business news channels screaming "REMAIN CALM ALL IS WELL" as long term interest rates take off like a rocket ship
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly people care about the debt, and it's almost as if another administration proposed the budget for 2021...or Biden has already spent $2.3 trillion without his $1.9 trillion stimulus so Biden is the King of Debt??
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"The markets are not a casino." Sure Jan
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"The markets are not a casino." Sure Jan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear financial journalist: A stock with 9.2% short interest is not the same as 140%, and its tacos are better than Gamestop's
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retail traders r in ur stonks, stealing ur tradish valuation methodz
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retail traders r in ur stonks, stealing ur tradish valuation methodz
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Congress to investigate Stockghazi
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street Weasels call for tougher trading regulations now that the peons have figured out how to game the system like they've been doing for decades
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top item on this list of the most valuable substances on Earth is anticlimactic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Great Reddit Rebellion actually ended up making billions for the hedge fund industry it was supposed to punish, because they have people reading those forums too. The House always wins...ALWAYS
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The downside to paying off your mortgage no one mentions: it saps your desire to work 60 hour weeks and make an extra $20K per month
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Elon's little brother sells $25.6mil of Tesla stock to get his own name in the headlines. Dammit
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How GameStop missed out on its own stonk rally
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tempur Sealy sitting pretty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fake news detectors can now spot attempts to manipulate stock markets. You know, like those product announcements and scientific discovers always announced a week before a financial quarter's end
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Redditors are now loading up on weed stonks, will ragret getting high on their own supply
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market rally continues as companies cut costs -- mostly labor. This is not a repeat from every 5 years since 1980
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop: Well it was a fun ride while it lasted
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop: Well it was a fun ride while it lasted
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Goodyear?" "We're rolling, that's for sure"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do-nothing rich guy doesn't think you should get any money. I say throw him to the sharks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Dow Jones, NASDAQ and S&P 500 all closed today at record highs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's see if this works out better than his Snoop Doggs frankfurter franchise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's see if this works out better than his Snoop Doggs frankfurter franchise
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
El Pollo Loco downgraded as Gus Fring's legit plans continue to grow
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Sat February 06, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
50 years of data from 18 countries shows Trickle Down Economics has never worked. Ever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
They've had that spinning wheel thing down for years
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Fri February 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop mania wasn't really just Diamondhanded Reddit Heroes vs. Wall Street Jerks. It was just Wall Street Jerks all around
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
During a gold rush you buy the suppliers, not the product
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Wolves of Wall Street having a problem with New York thinking about a "Wall Street Tax," threaten to flee
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GoPro is not a pretty picture right now
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren is not looking very stylish these days
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You might have had your fun this time, but what happened with Gamestop almost certainly won't ever happen again, explains increasingly nervous mainstream publication. Now, here's how to invest in a way that will keep your betters more comfortable
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood lifts trading restrictions on GameStop and all other stonks AND HERE WE GO AGAIN
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to Super President Joe Biden, the DOW hits all time high on lower than expected initial jobless claims and lower than expected continuing claims. Thank you Joe for fixing the economy your predecessor destroyed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Welcome to Costco, we love stimmy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How it started :💎 🙌🚀🚀🚀🌙 How it's going: 💩🤦🏚😭😿💔
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Robinhood didn't actually betray its customers because they were never actually its customers to begin with
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Facebook to users: allow ads or you're worse than Hitler
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The true secret to ongoing success in the stock market? Be lazy. Be very, very lazy. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The true secret to ongoing success in the stock market? Be lazy. Be very, very lazy. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Parent company Trojan condoms, Batiste waterless shampoo, and Nair hair removal cream says 2021 is looking good. Dry guys everywhere begin perking up
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeyes is giving you free chicken tenders if you know your stock market codes
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeyes is giving you free chicken tenders if you know your stock market codes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
WallStreetBots
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Headline: "The GameStop phenomenon is hardly new." Facepalm: Here's one from 98 years ago
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Daimler sends its truck business Ost-bound and down
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(US SEC)
 
 
 
LiquidPiston is preparing to offer stonks, and I'm tempted to buy a few shares. Talk me out of it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Same short, different day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Same short, different day
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Looking for a place to park your Gamestop stonk winnings? Looks like WeWork is on the verge of a massive comeback
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials' median net worth is apparently more than avacado toast, but less than 6 trips to StarBucks
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like #wallstreetbets is entering the "finding out" portion of their little stock market experiment
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Get in on the ground floor, the stonks figurine market is about to explode
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Get in on the ground floor, the stonks figurine market is about to explode
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And now, advice on how to talk to your teen before finding out that they probably know more than you do about a particular subject
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And now, advice on how to talk to your teen before finding out that they probably know more than you do about a particular subject
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Opinion piece, sponsored by US Bank, warns that stock trading by people on social media could end in tears. END IN TEARS, I say
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greylock Capital goes bust. WSB goes 🤣😁😆. Everyone else goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood eases restrictions on GME trading, allowing up to 100 shares. Use those Cubic Zirconia hands to send your model rocket to the top of the tree
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Selective market intervention has restored the proper order with GameStop plummeting and the DJIA very happy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
More than 35 million GameStop shares no longer shorted, leaving 27.1 million remaining to be squeezed like Lennie's rabbit after he calls him George
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Robinhood is enjoying the middleman's moment
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Robinhood is enjoying the middleman's moment
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Still don't understand the stonk insanity? This dude gives a good analogy of the situation using a casino as an example to prove that it's utter nonsense
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow says government shouldn't intervene in the Gamestonk saga, which of course means the SEC should get on it STAT
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow says government shouldn't intervene in the Gamestonk saga, which of course means the SEC should get on it STAT
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dear Wall Street: Go fark yourselves. Love, the rest of us
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dear Wall Street: Go fark yourselves. Love, the rest of us
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The WallStreetBets Army of Retail Traders is going to learn this week that Hedge Funds would rather tank the entire market than let them win. Hold onto your butts
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Redditors are now targeting the Silver market. The Hunt brothers last seen furiously seen taking notes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think of your operating system's lack of security as less of a problem and more of an opportunity
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, GameStop is still that company that pays their employees a non-livable wage with no benefits and forces them not to take breaks
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Wow. So cryptocurrency. Such confuse
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Robinhood fined $65 million by SEC
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Robinhood fined $65 million by SEC
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
GameStop employees have no clue what you're talking about with stonks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
$GME Go BRRR and other billboards
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Some Stonks Guy)
 
 
 
Having decided they don't have a reputation left to salvage Robinhood expands the list of stocks and options they're placing restrictions on trading
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Fri January 29, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
SEC creates more Roadblox for Roblox IPO
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wait, not so fast
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wait, not so fast
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Those scamps on Reddit have stanked the stonks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Those scamps on Reddit have stanked the stonks
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
For no reason in particular, A step-by-step guide to short-selling stonks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood's CEO would like you to know that their drawing on a $1bil credit line is a feature, certainly not a cash crunch bug
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southeastern Grocers bags its IPO
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Of course the Mets were caught up in the GameStop fiasco
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Of course the Mets were caught up in the GameStop fiasco
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot drops the banhammer on the Robinhood Stock Traders facepage
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Wall Street hits the panic button
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The heart warming story of how the plucky underdogs at BlackRock Capital, Silver Lake Group, and Mittleman Investment Management used GameStop to stick it to those Wall Street fat cats
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The heart warming story of how the plucky underdogs at BlackRock Capital, Silver Lake Group, and Mittleman Investment Management used GameStop to stick it to those Wall Street fat cats
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer to WallStreetBets: Please sell your Gamestop shares, my billionaire hedge fund buddies are getting their butts kicked
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reuters, CNBC reveal Gamestop bull is a financial advisor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reuters, CNBC reveal Gamestop bull is a financial advisor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop jumps again at the open, hitting the price level known as One Switch Plus Six Funko POPs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
BlackBerry execs make a good decision
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stigginit to Wall Street just made one hedge fund company over $1 billion
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood raises $1bil from the rich to keep money from the poors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matt Taibbi suggests Wall Street apply vacuum. The Reddit-driven runup of GME, et al., "actually comes closer to being an updated and superior version of Occupy Wall Street"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Texas fifth grader cashes in Gamestop shares his mom gave him as gift in 2019
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wow. GameStop traders are sending Dogecoin to the moon
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wow. GameStop traders are sending Dogecoin to the moon
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Thu January 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Redditraders go all Little John on Robin Hood for cancelling Christmas
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Billionaires and their friends on market risk and volatility: good for thee but not for me
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro Tip - When considering an IPO, pissing off your customer base may not be the best move
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American Airlines stock rockets because they didn't lose as much money as expected
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood steals from the poor to give to the rich
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GameStop exposed the fraudulent stock market
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GameStop exposed the fraudulent stock market
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
People continue boozing while in lockdown, water is wet. Also makes a good mixer when exposed to sub-32° temps
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Trading on GameStop to be stopped
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Trading on GameStop to be stopped
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The peasants are revolting. While the GameStop stock run-up continues, institutional investors and hedge funds are having a "good for me but not for thee" moment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
President Biden preparing to launch first strike on WallStreetBets. The bombing begins in 15 minutes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
President Biden preparing to launch first strike on WallStreetBets. The bombing begins in 15 minutes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop's stonk surge has added $2B in wealth to the company's three largest shareholders. And in typical Gamestop fashion, they'll get $17 when they try to sell
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Shorters now have Tootsie Roll looking really sweet. How many licks until this thing pops?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having saved Gamestonk from oblivion, those lovable scamps from that other message board turn their attention to saving AMC's movie theaters, while screwing hedge funds in the process
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How a penny stock explodes from obscurity to 451% gains through chat forums while you get nothing and will like it
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
No joke here, just a reminder that our tax laws, like our views on race, gender, how political parties should work, and whether the internet is magic or not, are firmly set in the 1850s
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Tue January 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Short sellers are down $91B in January, driven mainly by their correct assertion that GameStop does suck ass, but their failure to realize the stonk would still go up
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Redditors made GameStop's stock soar
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Merck bails on its covid vaccine program after sickening results
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Merck bails on its covid vaccine program after sickening results
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GameStop on pace to become the most valuable company in history
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Debenhams chain has a buyer, but they're still shutting down all of its stores. Boohoo
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Debenhams chain has a buyer, but they're still shutting down all of its stores. Boohoo
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The story of the evilangelical preacher who inspired Silence of the Lambs
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
America, one day into the Biden administration: Wait, Trump? That orange guy with the weird hair and reality show? He was president? Oh, come on. How stupid do you think I am?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Netflix hits a record 200mil users on news it's content continues to cheapen and dilute while it just cancelled it's only decent show after 2 seasons
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the Manhattan District Attorney's office, it has been noted that Trump is no longer a sitting president
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." -Mark Twain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Back to Boring History edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden's policies should drive stock market higher, likely allowing the Dow and S&P to magically transform into something relevant to everyday people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump bragged how he was good for the stock market? Um yeah, about that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump bragged how he was good for the stock market? Um yeah, about that
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump prediction: "if Biden wins, the stock market will crash." Let's see how that turned out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Logitech profits are through the roof with everyone at home wearing out their old peripherals
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At their current rate of growth, Tesla will be able to justify their stock valuation in the year 3621
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At their current rate of growth, Tesla will be able to justify their stock valuation in the year 3621
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Let there be light"
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone made a sidescrolling 2020 game. All your favorites are there, Covid, wildfires, Covid, flooding, Covid, the election, Covid, lockdowns, Covid
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games throwing Trump out of Twitter and Facebook, until you realize your market value took a $51 billion hit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Petco goes public, dunking on Pets.com and a room full of crickets
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite huge unemployment numbers, Dow opens in the positive as traders just can't wait to see Biden unveil his package
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Elon Musk drops to being the second-richest person in the world after losing almost $14 billion in a day. Shouldn't have invested so much in Tesla, I heard the CEO is a nutjob
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1928, 1999, and 2007 all called and would like a word
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1928, 1999, and 2007 all called and would like a word
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump was good for one thing: Keeping Twitter stock price high
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan bans open carry of guns in State Capitol for no reason at all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In case you were worried the stock market was starting to look like a 1990s bubble, have no fear: Dr Martens is filing for an IPO
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"This bitcoin bubble will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it." With helpful historic bubble graph at bottom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But they gave the guy that tried to destroy the nation a time out, so we're good now, right?
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Thu January 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Carrion eaters and dung beetles are non-partisan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you needed a reminder of how disconnected the stock market is from reality, it hit an all time high yesterday
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Wed January 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
FuboTV stock gets better ratings after people realize at least it's not Quibi
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Walgreen's sells its heath unit to focus on its pharmacy business assuming the paperwork doesn't bury us all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook got a $15 million raise in 2020 while his sweatshop workers making the company's crappy technology got an extra thirty seconds of breaktime
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JPMorgan says the latest set of worthless assets with no utility or intrinsic value will one day be worth as much as the current set of worthless assets with little utility or intrinsic value
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Why Chipotle seems unstoppable." STOCK. Its stock
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The NYSE flips, decides NOT to delist three Chinese telecom firms. In today's Fark Business trivia, did you know China accounts for at least a quarter of U.S. (stock exchanges') foreign income?
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump: "If (Biden) is elected, the stock market will crash." Stock market: "Um yeah, about that"
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Vaporware money "Bitcoin" reportedly valued at $30,000 theoretically
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bubble tea chain valued at $2bil. You know what's brewing next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian natural gas gets a new rival in Europe as Caspian field starts. Execs have nailed all windows shut, welded elevator doors closed, and banned all tea service for the foreseeable future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What good are record low mortgage rates if homes are priced out of what buyers can qualify for?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US stonks had a histrionic chard for 2020
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
These are the worst performing Nasdaq and S&P 500 stocks of 2020
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These are the best performing Nasdaq and S&P 500 stocks of 2020
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These are the best performing Nasdaq and S&P 500 stocks of 2020
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Tue December 29, 2020
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Special Purpose Acquisition Companies have become the hot new investment on Wall Street. What are they? Basically a way for companies to have an IPO without all that cumbersome disclosure and auditing of their financials. Surely this will end well
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Special Purpose Acquisition Companies have become the hot new investment on Wall Street. What are they? Basically a way for companies to have an IPO without all that cumbersome disclosure and auditing of their financials. Surely this will end well
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Mon December 28, 2020
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The 20's continue to roar as buying stocks on margin reaches record high. Flagpole sitting, goldfish swallowing to soon follow
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The 20's continue to roar as buying stocks on margin reaches record high. Flagpole sitting, goldfish swallowing to soon follow
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AKA your portfolio
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AKA your portfolio
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Millions of Americans are unemployed and hundreds of thousands of small businesses are now closed across the nation ...but hey the stock market is soaring
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Sat December 26, 2020
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Great Canadian Gaming gets shareholders to agree to $2 billion buyout. New owner expected to maintain great Canadian attractions as Moose Chip Bingo, Molson Roulette, and nightly performances of the Windsor Ballet
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Fri December 25, 2020
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Here is how much $1000 invested in Bitcoin on Jan 1 2020 is worth now
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Thu December 24, 2020
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IPOs are lining up for 2021 like trucks trying to get into the UK
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Tue December 22, 2020
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Tesla stock is worth more than the top 7 automakers Combined, yet Tesla has a tiny fraction of the revenue. Once again for the cheap seats: the Stock Market isn't the Economy
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Tesla stock is worth more than the top 7 automakers Combined, yet Tesla has a tiny fraction of the revenue. Once again for the cheap seats: the Stock Market isn't the Economy
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The worst companies to work for in America. Vacuum-cleaner company sucks, and other non-surprises
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Mon December 21, 2020
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China's stock market plunges due to fears of new mutant Covid-19 strain
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Sat December 19, 2020
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The next dotcom crash is probably coming soon, the value of tech stocks just keep going through the roof and are "absolutely insane". Surely this can't last
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The next dotcom crash is probably coming soon, the value of tech stocks just keep going through the roof and are "absolutely insane". Surely this can't last
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Fri December 18, 2020
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How much does Trump care that thousands of Americans are dying everyday because of the pandemic? He has sent 729 tweets since the election and not a single one mentions the Covid death toll. SAD
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Tesla will self-drive into the S&P 500 today as the driver falls asleep to a Harry Potter movie
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If your IPO is called the 'Most Ridiculous' of 2020 you might be off some investors' menus
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FedEx earnings double and quarterly sales top $20bil for the first time ever yet somehow they still find the time to delay or lose your package
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Thu December 17, 2020
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There's a closing sale at Penney's
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The UK's largest Rolex dealer says times are now getting better - you just watch
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The UK's largest Rolex dealer says times are now getting better - you just watch
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"Plastics"
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"Plastics"
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SolarWinds board members unloaded hundreds of millions of dollars in shares just before the big hack was announced. Perfectly normal for 2020
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