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Mon April 23, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey, remember, Nibiru is supposed to usher in the apocalypse today, so don't make any dinner plans
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Fri April 20, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Avicii /ft Choir of Angels
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Somebody must be stuck in the house, unable to go golfing
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Sat April 14, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
Man sues magician David Copperfield after his head injuries refuse to disappear
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Fri April 13, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
20-year Texas pediatrician suspended for yelling "Satan" at patients, announcing he is late because of sex with his fiancee, rolling around the hallway with a dog, smacking a coworker's butt, kissing a coworker, and stating he is now single. Ta-da
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Sun April 08, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Ohio State University revokes The Bill Cosby's honorary degree
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer Feeling Pretty good after canceling interview with Sinclair-owned station
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Knives, scissors, lesbian twins, 69 news website. This story has it all
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sinclair station in Oregon tells employees not to talk to press about script decrying "fake news." Can only say to press, "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's Tweets on Sunday about DACA and his subsequents= statements to reports about those tweets prove that A) he actually has NO IDEA what DACA is or how it works and B) He was watching "Fox&Friends" while tweeting and thought Tomi Lahren DID
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Sat March 31, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope: Hell is back again
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer Now Says Trump's Lawyer Wasn't Actually Trump's Lawyer." I have a headache and I need a drink
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Register Citizen)
 
 
 
Reporters finally ask an obvious question of the White House Deputy Press Secretary: Given all the factual inaccuracies and misstatements by this administration, why should we, and by extension the American people, trust anything you say?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just a story about a Trump fundraiser who offered help to lift sanctions against Russian firms
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
British Parliament summons Mark Zuckerberg to explain "catastrophic failure" and "misleading" statements. Sounds like they are mad. As in "what's all this then?" mad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers worried that Trump could make false statements to Mueller, water could be wet, huge ball of inflamed gas could be seen in the east in the morning
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Step 1: Claim food poisoning at a holiday resort. Step 2: Get caught because of pouting smug poolside selfies while having a great time. Priceless: Have a judge find you "fundamentally dishonest" and be ordered to pay a £15,000 fine
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Fri March 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retired four-star U.S. Army general declares Trump a threat to national security
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Sun March 11, 2018
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
A dingo ate me baby
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Thu March 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since Ben can't get his fancy office furniture, Carson's department will ignore housing discrimination again
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump gives former Pennsylvania steel workers hope with his steel tariffs. In related news, area man passionately believes steel industry is returning to Pennsylvania
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Fri March 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Internet celeb known as "The Girl With No Job" loses job with Verizon's Oath division and her Twitter account after people discover that the apple doesn't fall far from the poorly concealed, absurdly-racist tree
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
University of Arizona coach Sean Miller refutes ESPN report, won't step down. "I have never knowingly violated NCAA rules while being head coach of this great program"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa seals the fate of Ryan Seacrest
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Mon February 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Monica Lewinsky has joined the #MeToo movement
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
In answer to your inquiry as to whether I'm a lesbo: I'm a candidate for state Attorney General. You're a candidate for the state legislature. And stop using the n-word when you speak to me
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NBA fines Mark Cuban $600K for comments about Mavs tanking, or about $6.00 to you or I
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Tue February 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook: Okay, so maybe Russian ads swayed the election. Our bad. We still own you though
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Mon February 19, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
D.J. Swearinger at peace with Alex Smith trade. Over time, his quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten him many punches in the face
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rob Porter's ex-wife "floored" by Trump's statements about her ex-husband, apparently hasn't been paying attention
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man uses empty vodka bottles to break into police department, meditates until cops arrive. "...was making incoherent and strange statements about 'looking for Jesus' and 'nice shoes' while being unable to follow simple instructions"
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in "water is wet" news, science says people with lower cognitive ability are more vulnerable to fake news
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Thu February 01, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"His fidelity to fact was consistent with most of his previous statements." James Fallows annotates and discusses the State of the Union address
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Preacher : "Gays should be stoned to death. Now excuse me while I go to Jamacia." Jamacia : "Not so fast, mon, no stonin' for you"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
LPGA golfer on playing with Trump: "He cheats like hell"
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Larry Nassar writes letter to judge, complaining about how harsh it is for him to listen to victim impact statements. Judge: STFU
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
As everyone here at Fark knows, Republicans are literally being laughed at while defending Trump. It's only in cult communities where laughing at Trump is verboten. You can end up on the wall
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Here is the long, full, exhaustive list of racist statements made by Donald Trump. Who is a president. Who shouldn't be saying these things
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Author of Fire and Fury has tapes of principals involved in Mueller investigation, which may corroborate/conflict with their statements made under oath. NY and DC are one party consent jurisdictions. Mueller: roll the unabridged tapes
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