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Sat December 03, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mass Lottery officials worried this economy's diverted rubes from losing money on scratchers & Keno; "I've been calling All or Nothing 'Nothing But Nothing.' It has not truly added anything to the bottom line"
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a red state near you
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Tue November 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"It is apparent that the Department of Human Services has sued Favre, a Mississippi and national celebrity, in an effort to deflect responsibility for its own egregious wrongdoing"
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Sat November 26, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Widespread non-evidence of voter fraud widely detected in midterms
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks Ron DeStapo's "Stop WOKE" law for being "dystopian" fascist tripe
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Wed November 16, 2022
(UNESCO)
 
 
 
UNESCO declared November 16 to be International Day for Tolerance in 1995, and it has been every bit as successful as its campaign to eliminate hunger
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Milford Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: people study for months for exam. News: exam is canceled at the last minute. Fark: because of a lawsuit alleging bias in an entirely different exam
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Good state to move teens from crowded chaotic detention facility. Bad they are considering sending them to Texas...from Pennsylvania
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas family of pastors addresses leaving the profession: "When [my husband] said he did not think white supremacy was part of God's kingdom, the council president looked straight at him and said, 'I disagree.'"
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Sat November 05, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis, heretic
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
See, we CAN all get along
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rudy 9/11 keeps his streak alive on lawsuit victories. A record unblemished by success
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Mon October 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gym teachers should not be involved in students' menstrual cycles. Y'all remember what happened in Carrie, right?
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 27 is defile, as in, In order to clean up our records, we had to defile many folders
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Iowa Public Radio)
 
 
 
Iowa daughter accuses her dead father of being America's most prolific serial killer, killing up to 70 women and forcing her to dump their bodies in 100-foot well. All's not well that ends up in a well
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Mon October 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Justice Thomas outs himself as a co-conspirator
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS is going to have choose between siding with Racist Republican Legislators or Judicial Review
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
The Clean Water Act took effect on October 18, 1972; wish iat a happy 50th birthday before SCOTUS refers it to Dr. Kevorkian
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(CT Mirror)
 
 
 
Pedestrian deaths in CT are rising and Connecticutians are... Connecticutters, Connecticutites,... Connecticutlets. Will you Nutmeggers just watch out on the road already?
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Mon October 17, 2022
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania wildlife officials aren't sure who is posting all the bigfoot warning signs
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Fri October 14, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The next season of Deadliest Catch is going to be very interesting
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, DeSantis. Floridians can only legally vote in their home precincts. But Ian flattened many of those precincts, most of which lean Republican. What do you do?
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
None of New York's corner weed stores are legal, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue October 11, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senator Football's old players have something to say about his "reparations are for criminals" remark
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Fri October 07, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
That ranch in Wyoming for "troubled youth" that was abusing them with forced labor? Yeah, it just suddenly closed after attention was drawn to it in a NBC News investigation
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Wed October 05, 2022
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
The connection between fluoride and gobsmacking is undeniable
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Tue October 04, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Felony charges dismissed against seven officials in Flint water crisis. Must be something in the water for this decision by the judge
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood nixes plan for $8B abortionplex in favor of abortionmobiles
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Mon October 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida Man swims half a mile, ostensibly to save his mom. Article doesn't explain why he took a ton of action selfies and then called the media
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Fri September 30, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Democrats in Congress: "Here, Kansas, have some Federal COVID relief funds." Kansas: "Thanks, we'll use it to tear down this building on the National Register of Historic Places"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yo-yo-yo 20 to 30 Republicans will vote the Electoral Count Act, but only after the election but you can trust them, see this proves there are Good Republicans who support Democracy and you can totally vote Republican#notallrepublicans hatedemocracy
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
Biologists report that Colorado's state fish are reproducing again, which is pretty good for a species that was thought to be extinct
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Mon September 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newly uncovered text messages link the White House to crazy schemes to obtain voting machines
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Sat September 24, 2022
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Georgia will replace the voting machines that Sidney Powell's minions got access to
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Idaho a step closer to having the largest research dairy, and the creamiest, most buttery po-tay-toes in the US
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Venezuelan refugees lured to Martha's Vineyard under false pretenses were not only lied to verbally by "Perla" but there was even a fake brochure given to them and here's the fake brochure
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump warns of big problems if he's indicted, like subby fitting the contents of a liquor and sandwich shop into his car for the post indictment orgy
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Wed September 14, 2022
(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Florida Man appears in show about moonshiners. Florida Man is arrested for making moonshine
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
New Hampshire GOP bets it all on Trump
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Aquatic dinosaurs need to be saved because the Colorado River is running dry. Let's not wait for another giant meteor to take them out again
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Wed September 07, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why is it that the word "Former" always seems to precede the title of a Republican or conservative leaning position, like military or police, when speaking out publicly against Trump
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Parents pay $6,000 a month to send troubled kids to christian therapeutic program where they can experience the thrill of hard labor, frostbite, running up and down a mountain, or being tied to a goat
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
California to roll out Uber subsidy
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Vegas reporter who covered the mob off the beat permanently after being stabbed to death
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hundreds of workers from 14 Pennsylvania nursing homes are on strike and when they go back to work depends
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Sat September 03, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a mafia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Las Vegas, NM has water filtered with carbon charcoal. Wait, scratch that, the water is contaminated with carbon and they have less than 20 days before the entire city runs out of water
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Fri September 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You can find anything on Ebay, even a voting machine that was used in the 2020 election
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brett Favre could pitch in $70 million to help Jackson's water problem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President of a group called Honest, Open and Transparent Government charged with election fraud
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Florida to felons: We give you the right to vote then we take the right away. We mail you voter IDs then we arrest you anyways. You're stuck in the hokey pokey while DeSantis acts like a clown. That's what it's all about
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Despite the product on the field, year-after-year, "the Bears aren't a semipro team from Sioux City, Iowa"
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Tue August 30, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Would you like wages with that?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add "drinkable water" to the list of things that Jackson, Mississippi is going to have to learn to live without, along with a full set of teeth and spouses from outside the family
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Mon August 29, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge delays investigation into criminal attempts to alter an election because it may change people's views in an upcoming election
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
NYT calls for prosecution of Donald Trump
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"'Rock snot' spreads into second river in Michigan's Lower Peninsula"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fulton County DA issues subpoenas to a list of treasonweasels who will surely try to dodge them, including Sidney Powell and Mark Meadows
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Thu August 25, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sorry Matt Gaetz, the feds aren't done with your underage-girl-molesting arse yet
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Wed August 24, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida Data Scientist targeted by DeSatan now to be the Democrat opponent for Matt Gaetz's Congressional seat
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Mon August 22, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Designers crucified over cross-shaped fishing pier
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Sun August 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro-Life Louisiana AG would rather see the entire city of New Orleans die in a flood because they won't enforce their archaic abortion law
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Sat August 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS not quite ready to retire democracy
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Fri August 19, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just when you think GOP discrimination can't get worse, Marjorie Greene steps up to the plate
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
McDonald's soon to install ordering kiosks and cooking robots at all its locations in California
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Tue August 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Monkeypox: It's not just for primates anymore
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If your airplane is missing a 7 pound hunk of metal, please call the Maine State House. If you ever reach your Final Destination that is
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Fri August 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 170 of WW3: Ukraine accuses Orcs of shelling the Zaporizhzhia NPP again. Zelensky claimed Russia is maximizing the risk of a nuclear disaster and turning the site into a "battlefield." It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The fur right ruins everything
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas teachers attend "Teaching in Texas and dealing with a-hole Texan parents and idiot Texas Government" class and are THIS close to saying Fark It en masse
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember that time coal was a newfangled, eco-friendly green energy solution? Well, someone does
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