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Fri May 14, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Oooooo who lives in a storage space under DC? DOUG LAM BORN'S SON!
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Thu May 13, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bill Maher achieves groundbreaking physics discovery by pausing "Real Time". Not even Einstein
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Florida Man: I dare you to arrest me. Florida cop: OK
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Marjorie Failure Greene chased AOC around the halls of Congress screaming about terrorists. 'Cause nothing says you hate terrorism like trying to impose your point of view with threatening words and actions
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
After Covid breakout at Changi Airport, Singapore to shut down everything for 2 weeks except facilities for ticketed passengers and essential airport workers
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi relaxes House mask rules, allowing members to remove masks when spewing lies and pointless dribble during debates
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Thankfully schools are reopening as COVID rates drop. Unless, of course, you bring in bad food for a staff luncheon
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
91-year-old Zabar's lox whisperer gets his long overdue honors, with schmear
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We don't need blocked respiration. We don't need no cough control. No lung-scarred chasms in the classroom. Hey, teachers, leave those masks at home
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You essential workers kept our trains running during the pandemic, you deserve a bonus" *clicks link* "Just kidding, you just failed our cybersecurity test"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Long-term care staff need guidance on seniors having sex and vice versa
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Russian spy now a whale without a home
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
As restaurants open up, here's 10 new menu items worth your while
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
In defense of gas station sushi
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(CNN)
 
 
 
School creates student support group after Chauvin verdict. Fark: for white students only
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Staffers working for DeSantis have formed DeSupport group
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Since they can't beat them on the track, Red Bull's F1 team lays the smackdown to Mercedes' engine staff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Benevolent Google is updating their hybrid workplace guidance to allow some home office and up to a month to work from wherever they want. Because working from a hotel room while the family explores the city is such good family bonding experience
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner claims Trump-banning Facebook Oversight Board is staffed with members who at one time in the past may have worked for organizations accepting money from Soros-affiliated groups, so therefore...THE STOOPID, IT BURNS
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Grifters gonna grift. Trump Organization accused of abusing the UK's coronavirus furlough scheme after it claims up to £500,000 via Covid-19 job fund despite axing staff. This is my shocked face
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Model burned when a social media stunt went wrong says she has asked "Why did this happen to me?" Phrase "social media stunt" sidles furtively out of the room, meets dumbass tag on its way in
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Mon May 03, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Customer: Table for two, please. Staff: Would you like vaccinated or non-vaccinated?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
$2,000 bonus if you sign up to serve the World's Largest Burger; no word on the bonus for eating the World's Largest Burger
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
The largest historical restoration project in North America is doomed to be claimed by the angry sea, yaarrrrrr
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You can now go Greek again outside
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
No it doesn't
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Some employees are in tears after being berated by guests. We are getting bad reviews. ... It's hard to stand in front of my staff and tell them we have to adhere to it"
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Fri April 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
6,000 people gather for weekend party in Liverpool "to see how it goes." It doesn't get any better than seeing Fatboy Slim while totally amped up on remdesivir and hydroxychloroquine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I agree with you, gimme another five days"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kraken released
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. hops on stage uninvited at a Liberty University event to invite all seniors to a "The REAL Liberty graduation" party at his farmhouse. Apparently, the plan is to have Becky handle their diplomas while he sits back and watches
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Two shot after a man brings a luger to Peter Luger's
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise shakes fist at clouds, launches furious Mission Impossible rant after wind delays his precious filming of his new film (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Who knew contracting with a staffing agency for contact tracing who pays their "consultants" minimum wage would result in unsecured personal data being readily available?
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(TSN)
 
 
 
The American Hockey League has lost enough money already and will not bother with playoffs for the second season in a row
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Thu April 29, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
You were supposed to throw axes while sober?
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Wed April 28, 2021
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Tacos, margaritas and cornhole, but enough about your mom
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
"They build the entire show around a Chadwick Boseman ending and then Anthony Hopkins won and didn't show up" as opposed to Boseman who would have?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sainsbury's loses £261M despite booming grocery industry due to keeping its employees and costumers safe from COVID. Pay no attention to the £600M losses form one-off accounting fudges
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Department warns of staffing crisis after 66 officers leave, offering a bleak vision of a city where people who call for help may remain unshot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, Designated Survivor has been cancelled. Kiefer Sutherland inconsolable
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Tue April 27, 2021
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Good: Under its third generation of family ownership, store in Hawaii turned 100 last year. Bad: Perhaps you heard of a pandemic? Fark: Locked-down Hawaiians wanted to fish, so business went up 20%
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Happy birthday, boy, here's your giant custom-made 7ft steel penis (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
From the "every country suffers from its own idiots" files: Another person caught throwing coins into plane engine for "good luck" in China
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
GOP governor sues GOP legislature in GOP court over GOP rejection of GOP requested emergency powers. /GOP
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Serial antigen testing may be an effective strategy for controlling infection during a nursing home covid outbreak and we should milk it for all it's worth lest the facilities be bowled over
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Mon April 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Call #3,852 is coming from inside the house, this time at DHS
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(Fort McMurray Today)
 
 
 
Ft. McMurray has gone past having the sniffles. Condition upgraded to full blown man cold. Will declare a state of local emergency and asks Provincial and Federal government for ginger ale and chicken noodle soup
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"A Virginia woman was fired from her job after she was caught on video telling a Black neighbor she's 'not the right color'"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Riders walk down 64.9 meter high Blackpool roller coaster after it breaks down. Had to choose between scary and hero tags
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Historic 110-year old pub forced to close because A: It had a fire? B: The roof collapsed? or C: Its beer garden is too tall?
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man arrested after head-butting staffers at Southie restaurant, fleeing crash with trash bags full of marijuana
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The hedge fund that's been buying up newspapers, has been firing employees then misusing pension funds to buy more newspapers to then fire more people because would you really expect anything less?
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Thu April 22, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Respected Tennessee state senator Thelma Harper dies. Mama's Family will never be the same
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is 'impotent' according to a new ad running in Florida
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In Australia refusing to get vaccinated is a quick way to enjoy unemployment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Even at 400, Shakespeare's Falstaff rings true. But his Fark handle doth be hideth b'twixt seven proxies
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(Axios)
 
 
 
As of April 13, the CDC had tracked just 5,814 reports of "breakthrough" infections, out of 75 million fully vaccinated Americans
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Lying to a grand jury might just get you arrested, isn't that right Mr. Broward County Public Schools Superintendent? On a related note, you will also get arrested for leaking grand jury proceedings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CEO of the National Audubon Society resigning in disgrace after accusations he was strutting about like a peacock
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Would you take $50 to come in for an interview? What if is was for McDonald's? In Florida?
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Lower your tassels to half-staff: Burlesque icon Tempest Storm dies at 93 in Las Vegas home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer claims that President's remarks about racist killer cop's murder conviction could be grounds for mistrial, because reasons
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Tue April 20, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
MI5 warns of spies using LinkedIn to trick staff into spilling secrets. Good job your new friend is legit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Isn't it against the law to falsely call in an emergency? Especially if you're trying to "test their response time", Congressman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"But Hole was previously known to authorities." Uh huh huh
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
The most graceless exits in literature from Falstaff being dumped into the Thames with soiled laundry to Winnie-the-Pooh's fat ass being stuck in Rabbit's front door and used to clean laundry
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rumor has it the robots will be making $15/hr
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Harrods besieged by maskless youths flaunting lockdown rules
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Fri April 16, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb (R) announces flags will be flown at half-staff until Tuesday so there, we're good, gun violence problem solved
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Greatest Scots boss EVER gives his entire staff a full Monday off when the pubs reopen on April 26 so they can enjoy pints, get drunk and not show up for work on Tuesday
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Got a bun in the oven? Your kitchen staff may be working two jobs
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(Vice)
 
 
 
FBI about to let us know whether Thanksgiving with your idiot Facebook relatives might ramp up from "Awkward" to "Dangerous"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Two Lions test positive for Covid. Do the Moose and Elk have herd immunity?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evidence now exists that Mike Pence *technically* has a heart
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
MLB player refuses COVID vaccine for personal reasons, then tests positive for COVID a week later. You can't explain that
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dallas mega-church closes its doors after claims of financial mismanagement and leadership failure
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One Staff Sergeant in South Carolina is going to have an interesting day
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Stop the presses: Hugh Grant buys a sausage roll
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fawks News hires high profile defense team to tell judge you would have to be as drunk as their on air staff to take them seriously
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
People want to work, just not for YOU
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Walking while Black in a Columbia, South Carolina neighborhood - even if you live there - apparently allows anyone else to threaten said walker, is that right Staff Sergeant?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Air New Zealand is weighing passengers, as well as their luggage. Just one person at a time please, sir
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Stately British manor house, which recently received £20,800 grant through UK Cultural Recovery Fund, wants to pay musicians for its lavish Walled Garden Feast in sandwiches
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned by a dumpster in Wichita. Local police captain decided to give the dog a shot
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Pupper's bad behavior bringing a tear to your eye? Let the Onion's expert staff get your tail wagging
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump denies Matt Gaetz an in-person meeting at Mar-a-Lago, explaining that he never really liked the way Gaetz made coffee and he's fully staffed with baristas at the moment anyway
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After much exploring, standalone Bronco Dealerships are in route. No word if they will be suburban or staffed by guys with names like Jimmy, Willy, or Ranger
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Sun April 11, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
NHL changing into the DGAFHL as they pressure Vancouver to get back to work
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A second staffer resignation has hit the pervert
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swansea City to boycott social media for a week to pressure the sites into tackling online abuse. Coincidentally, a week is how long it will take those companies to figure out what a Swansea is
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canucks 25, Covid 19. Team confirms it's only a single variant, acquired from "a single individual obtained in a community setting, which has since been identified by public health as a public exposure location"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump had to be talked out of defending Gaetz. "But he's a creep with women just like me. And he thinks I'm great. I don't get it?"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team hires NFL's first Latina to be chief of staff. Please, no risqué double entendres about Daniel Snyder's staff
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré: We need background checks on all Congressional staffers
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida International hires a Texas assistant to head up their football program. Everybody give a warm welcome to Coach Horny
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Overweight primate now losing weight at "fat camp"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
It's like "Tan Suit 2.0". Biden's presidency surely won't survive this latest scandal
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta airlines canceled flights over the weekend due to "staff shortages." Just bad planning, or is there some kind of labor action happening?
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
British Columbia's peasants are revolting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, the US Capitol Police is facing staffing shortages, having difficulty meeting existing mission requirements. Hmm... wonder why?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
How to make the best possible grilled cheese, according to sandwich experts. And they don't just hand out the title of sandwich expert
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hey, free paint job
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Prince under house arrest for criticizing Royal Family. No, not that one
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare giraffe death trifecta in play
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At this rate, half-staff might be the permanent position for the American flag
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Happy National Ice Cream Day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House staff launched an 'underground' haircut ring last year during DC pandemic lockdown. It operated out of a bathroom and was so popular that WH found a new permanent barber
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Chattanooga Beer & Wrecker Board suspends permits for Night Owl, Chattanooga Billiard Club. Try as might, I do not understand the "Wrecker" part
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Cuomo staff volunteered to work on his book, the way your boss volunteered you for a weekend human resources conference
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So they expect them to just fall out of the sky?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Look, yes, it IS called "the Department of the INTERIOR" but no, you can NOT plan a 50-person indoor party there while the White House is urging people to stay cautious about the pandemic without getting fired
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(MSN)
 
 
 
121 year old chocolate found in helmet case from the Second Boer War. It was in the possession of Frances Greathead who rescued a 539-year-old building and donating it to the National Trust along with her mother Sybil and cousin Violet
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Wed March 31, 2021
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Governor ends practice of hiring lobbyist for DC. FARK: Then promptly hires a staffer for $120k/year to lobby on his behalf in DC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
History is a circle, as evidenced by Major, FDR's German Shepard who got in trouble for biting people
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Musk tweets intention to donate $$$ to schools and invest in 'Starbase' adjacent downtown Brownsville, TX to attract needed SpaceX staff. Locals complain about existing lack of affordable housing, and suggest this might be more of a Shelbyville idea
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell expects full stadiums for the 2021 season. He along with us can only hope
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a shame Biden can't pardon State prosecuted crimes
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Mon March 29, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Man who stormed the Capitol arrested by the FBI. With shiat-eating farked-around grin posted to Facebook
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Confused about what do when caught in an active shooter situation? Experts advise deploying the Monty Python defense: Run away, Run away
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tries to provoke staffer at border facility into a confrontation
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney breaks from Trump's insurrectionist lies
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
When you offer pay that is less than an unemployment check, it's hard to find employees to work for you
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Texas Attorney General is Mr.-Potato-Heading the media while playing his favorite game of "conceal the records", this time about his January 6th involvement
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Sat March 27, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What would you do if this random Oregon man removed his mask at the grocery and kissed your 1-year-old baby on the lips?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Talk is that Sharon is unemployed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A genuine Whistler was bought for only $4, raising eyebrows at potential deals for legitimate Tooters, Assquacks, Howlers, Burblers, or even the Silent But Deadly Gassers
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Rams are ALL IN I say. ALL IN for a lot of WTF? First it was Matthew Stafford, now Desean Jackson for $4.5 million
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Thu March 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Stop laughing. No, seriously, stop laughing
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The former head of the Trump Administration's "Operation Warp Speed" has his career photon torpedoed by the USS Me Too
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
2020: #defundthepolice 2021: #heyletshireevenmorecops
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Prince Harry joins Silicon Valley startup. No word on whether his car doors swing up or open like gull wings
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing gonna happen
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Since the whole king thing fell through To man is going back to coaching football
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How many question marks are too many question marks?????? Six - and they will now cost Loughborough University $20,000
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Mon March 22, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Shaka, when the fences fell. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
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(Some bamboo eater)
 
 
 
Cute cuddly panda attacks caretaker in Belgian zoo, claims it was the victim of abuse and has two black eyes to prove it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French subsidiary of Ikea to go on trial for snooping on staff and customers. The evidence took quite some time to assemble and the case nearly fell apart at several points
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Rams sign their first free-agent acquisition of the year, and Stafford should be pleased
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor John Hagee (then): You need Jesus, not vaccines. Pastor John Hagee (now): Yeah, I got the vaccine
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Excited wannabe 'Karen' anti-masker gets embarrassed after realizing she's being filmed ... at Walmart
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
Any university IT sort knows the importance of periodically deleting the accounts of former students to free up space. Extrapolating, you can logically free up even more space by deleting current students too. And hey, what about staff?
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Sat March 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer is learning that since no one wants to go to Jacksonville, NFL free agency must be a bad system
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Fri March 19, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Buffalo Sabres find a way to not lose 14th game in a row tomorrow
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff injured when he "got hit hard from the rear". Thankfully for him it wasn't a broke back injury
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists are now saying that 3ft social distancing is acceptable for schools instead of 6, thus proving to your brother-in-law that all of science is stupid because Jesus never changed his mind
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Team Biden influenced heavily by Team Clinton
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Today in corporate cruel pranks news: Virginia marketing company sends out fake email to employees offering COVID-19 vaccine appointments as a test intended to imitate a phishing attempt
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Google to invest over $7bil in U.S. offices, data centers, politicians this year
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New Teen Vogue editor falls rapidly out of vogue for racist tweets about Asian people
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who needs a coaching staff on game night anyway? Not the NY Rangers
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Block Club Chicago)
 
 
 
What do Ivanka Trump, Stormy Daniels, and the staff at Trump Tower Chicago have in common? All are accused of illicitly getting little pricks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
$692 million in PPPPPP loans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Defendant swears he was never served court papers, doesn't know Ricky, must have brought coffee one time, low-level staffer
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Buffalo school intertubes lose pressure
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's one way to increase occurrence of clickbait headlines? Click here to find out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On today's edition of "You don't say": Officials have identified several controversial pandemic recommendations released during the Trump administration that they say were "not primarily authored" by staff and don't reflect scientific evidence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half-masker chokes cameraman
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Spankings, oral sex and cocaine, just your typical sorority hazing. I think I've seen this in a movie before
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Some celebrate Pi Day with apple, blackberry, chocolate pies. Then there's the Northumberland County, PA way
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Vegan woman left "disgusted" by KFC, alleges they were 'discriminating' against her by failing to offer a meat-free meal to her
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden being pushed to pack FEC with "pro-enforcement" members to enforce laws regulating political money. McConnell seen poking his head out of his shell about this serious provocation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cuomo staffers are fleeing the sinking ship or at least deciding this is a good time to take some PTO
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Fri March 12, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance announces he is dun dun when his term ends
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The process to distribute the vaccine, particularly outside of nursing homes and hospitals out into the community as a whole, did not really exist when we came into the White House"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
James Dolan reminds security staff at MSG that Georgetown coach Patrick Ewing shouldn't have to point to his Knicks' number hanging in the rafters when questioned for his ID
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Thu March 11, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Kingman, Arizona had a major cyber attack. Two weeks later, city workers are still without email. I guess it's hard when there are no IT professionals in a 200-mile radius
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
OF COURSE Rolls-Royce says despite record loss everything is running quite smoothly
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Instead of COVID vaccine Kroger gave patients "empty" shots. They only found out about it when the Government mind control failed to activate and none of the patients grew extra spleens on their foreheads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How the New York Times A/B tests their headlines
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes' infant daughter receives cute letter of intent from Texas Tech
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Cambridge (our fair city), MA legally recognizes polyamorous partnerships. In other news, Andrew Cuomo and two female staffers go house-hunting in Cambridge
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Disney World is opening a Ratatouille restaurant. No word on how the house of the mouse is going to sneak a kitchen staffed by rats past the Board of Health
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Tue March 09, 2021
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
The first rule about mile high fight club is you don't talk about mile high fight club. Though your passengers will probably post about it on social media
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Entire staff of Nevada Democratic party ragequits after left wing becomes active in the party enough to take over leadership
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Mexican restaurant in Texas kept its mask rule. If you're unsure of how this went, you must be new here. Welcome to Fark
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Gibby O'Gibbonface?
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Good News: County sets up vaccine clinic to get more people vaccinated against Covid-19. Bad News: County shuts down clinic because 90% of those who registered were ineligible
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woof. Are you a wolf?
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Fri March 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chaka, when the flags fell
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Government to NHS - "After the horrible last year, please accept this generous 1% pay rise". NHS - "Thank you for the offer. Please accept this generous strike action"
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario announces $500M in new funding for municipa- OH SH*T IT'S A CANADA GOOSE GET IN THE CAR
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Proving that air suckers are born every day, UK company sells bottled fresh air for over $100 a bottle of the finest coastal air in all of Cornwall
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Super Nintendo World Orlando has been postponed to 2025. In the meantime, you can hang out at Seuss Landing in Universal Studios
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Train delayed over two hours after cat climbs on the roof and refuses to leave
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
AI translation company Rozetta bans staff from speaking a foreign language at work unless it is used to find Sarah Connor
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Some hamster)
 
 
 
We have drive through vaccinations and testing for Covid19. Why not drive through colonoscopy services?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Like clockwork, in preparation for Oprah's interview Buckingham Palace starts leaking like a tire as bald as Prince William about what a horror Meghan Markle was to staff
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'Guys, we got to stick together. I need everybody to stay on the plantation. I can't have anybody leave the plantation.'
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Tue March 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chalk up one more reason for the GOP to oppose virtual learning
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
"Nomadland" could impact South Dakota tourism. That's the joke
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are watching meerkats watch people return to the zoo to watch meerkats who are being watched by scientists who are people and subby's just gone cross-eyed
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Restaurant chain convinces its employees to become unsecured creditors, which they will in no way come to regret come the inevitable bankruptcy filing
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Sun February 28, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Authorities say the victim was found clean, tidy, and well dressed
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Sat February 27, 2021
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Something tells me this isn't a very good hospital
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
300 charged, 542 files opened, 200,000 tips received: The American people are enthusiastically identifying Trump terrorists and having them arrested. Tag is for the amateur sleuths
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The latest episode of WandaVision was packed full of Easter Eggs and callbacks. 37 of them, in fact. Here's a guide to all of them (spoilers, obviously)
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hot mic catches Director of Economic and Community Development calling residents assholes and that if a table weren't blocking her she may have been "able to take some of them on"
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Fri February 26, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
"...or maybe they're just wondering why he's completely naked and smeared in Marmite"
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(Brunswick News)
 
 
 
Nonprofit honors volunteers by gathering them indoors and maskless, which is one way to prevent them from winning awards two years in a row
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Wenatchee World)
 
 
 
Being in high school band can't be made any less cool? Challenge accepted
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sen. Tuberville (R-ocketman) insists Space Command HQ will be in Alabama. This is not a repeat from 1962
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK supermarket ASDA looking at brown bagging 3,000 jobs
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You had me at 'penis politics'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police having hard time figuring out why people are stealing the sign from 'Dude Chilling Park'
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy testifies under oath that he never ordered cuts to overtime for USPS workers last summer, despite a memo sent to Republican Senate staffers saying the opposite
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The FDA approves JnJ's covid vaccine and suddenly "One Pump Chump" is a badge of honor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The private equity companies that invested in nursing homes before the pandemic are every bit as good for nursing-home residents as you'd expect
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Covid cases in nursing homes are on the decline, according to data not provided by Andrew Cuomo
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
♫ Through the long lonely nights, they broke the drains. The roadwork crews don't have big brains. Down on Main Street. ♫
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IOKIYAR: The Editorial
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Security at the South Korean border is so tight that it only takes 3 hours, 9 camera sightings, and multiple alarms before authorities notice someone from North Korea is wandering around
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(Michigan Daily)
 
 
 
ThemoreyouNOPE.jpg
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Giuliani tried to dodge being served with $1 billion Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit, source says
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another Lincoln Project co-founder resigns, this time over a "contract dispute"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sorry Ron DeSantis, you can't have flags lowered to half-staff to honor Rush Limbaugh. Not yours
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Hundreds of snowmen surround Utah Capitol as protesters urge Romney to take climate action. Romney staffers urgently uploading flamethrower protocol 451
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Animal shelter offers pre-rolled cannabis joints to anyone who adopts a puppy. Say please don't smoke it before you leave, otherwise you'll probably forget the dog
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Duke Students Suck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The virgin Brandon Taubman and the Chad Kevin Mather
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
United Airlines looking into the real criminals in the Fled Cruz Cancun fiasco: whoever leaked his travel plans
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Decider)
 
 
 
The Simpsons predicted it: Fled Cruz edition
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Republican Governor to Covidiot in legislature: "I've said fark you, here's the strong letter that follows"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Recalling Rush Limbaugh's failed Viagra smuggling attempt, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis orders flags to fly at half-staff
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed completes acquisition of HuffPost from Verizon, grows its Facebook clickbait empire
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America is indeed in "unity" about one thing: Ted Cruz is an asshole that nobody likes
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Looks like a whole lot of people are suddenly concerned about when they can finally vote Ted Cruz out of office
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alabama to reward Oats with an extension. No word on if Wheat and Barley get one too
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zodiac admits that Cancun-gate was "obviously a mistake" as he returns home greeted by protestors calling for his resignation, according to that left wing rag...Fox News? (Bonus: He's still blaming his daughters)
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Doing a hit and run with your car then speeding away is one thing, doing it into a police van with police looking on will probably get you caught pretty fast
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
In other news Crème Brûlée on sale
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Do you want to be served by vaccinated wait staff if you go to a restaurant?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz throws his daughters under the bus
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Breaking News: the Governor of New Mexico fed staffers and cabinet members during late-night meetings. Republicans outraged as usual
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If being drunk, naked, and disorderly in Wickenburg is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Two guys staying at a Florida resort refused to wear masks. When hotel staff asked them to, they said they were U.S. marshals and threatened to arrest the staff. Employees called the real police and the men were arrested for impersonating officers
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Matthew Stafford reaches out to Goff, praises Goff, and in Goff he trusts
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Thanks to the actions of an animal control officer, Vision was taken in by an animal sanctuary that specializes in caring for dogs that face being euthanized due to medical issues or overcrowded shelters. Welcome all to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giants manager Gabe Kapler is OK with having fans back at games, can't wait to Welcome Back Kotter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani out as Trump's lawyer. Wonder if he ever got paid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He was, like, freaking me out / He called me a beastie / That's cause, like / He was totally blitzed / He goes, like, bag your face / I'm sure
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Denver may regret that Lock was picked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What is Joe Biden's routine like? He goes to bed on time and grabs morning coffee with Jill to ensure he has plenty of energy for security briefings, staff meetings, and negotiations with Senators. And exactly zero minutes of "executive time"
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Make America Florida Again
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
TX Atty General Ken Paxton has 700 attorneys on staff, but none of them is, according to him, a very good attorney, so he wants $43 million to hire outsiders. Well, sure, clearly his office is great at hiring decisions
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Texans hire character coach to help them with Stewie Griffin, Patrick Star, and Shaggy Rogers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Streaker runs into problems with sports book
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Worst super hero ever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines on hiring spree over hopes of a travel rebound. Plus, what better way to protect your staff from Covid than by not having them do anything for the passengers, ever?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Up for Emmy consideration: Matthew Stafford acting like it was hard to leave Detroit
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Thu February 11, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mike Lee (R-eprehensible) showed more outrage about possibly being misquoted in a newspaper article about the events of January 6 than he ever has about the riot itself, or Trump's involvement in it
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
This French marathon has regular stops for wine, cheese, and oysters
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Tue February 09, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
♫ Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. The Biden campaign love staff, exciting and new. One's an aide, the other an Axios reporter. It's an open smirk on an unfriendly shore. It's love
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Mon February 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Obama Chief of Staff Denis McDonough approved by Senate 87-7 as Secretary of Veterans Affairs
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman might sue after even 22 hours in the ER couldn't get that Gorilla Glue out of her hair
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A catalog of restaurant menu fails to make you less worried about your own screwups
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You'll be able to tell which Brits lived through the pandemic in the UK just by looking at their teeth as DIY dentistry kits are recommended by dentists hit by covid restrictions. In other news, shares in soup producers go through the roof in Britain
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay's coaching team among NFL's most diverse, with two women and three black men. Or, to put it another way, Tom Brady's white privilege is riding on the hard work of women and blacks
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
AL teachers disappointed with proposed 2% pay raise this year as it doesn't match inflation, tech costs. "We had to create home offices. We had to get the technology we needed ... So we were reaching in our pockets to cover these deficits"
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Sat February 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After only 2 days of returning to in-person teaching in San Diego County over 100 students and staff have been put in Covid-19 quarantine. If only there had been a way to avoid this happening
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Recent Santa Clara study shows firemen smarter than sheriff's deputies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP blames White House staff for learning their lessons the last time they tried to play nice with the GOP when they were in power
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Fri February 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sergey Maximishin, the doctor who saved the life of ⁦Alexey Navalny, has ⁩ suddenly died at the age of 55. Yeah, "Suddenly"
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Thu February 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
When Trump asks for intelligence briefings it'll be the intelligence community deciding if he gets them. Homeland Security now hiring experts with Sharpies and collages
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Missouri's governor finally does something about coronavirus, by having mass vaccination events only in counties that voted for him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Staffers working late: Oh Jesus God, what did he Tweet NOW? Biden Staffers working late: Oh Hi Mr. President, thanks for stopping by to chat
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Cudd gets five additional felony charges to chew on
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Nothing to worry about just some high radiation in subbys neighborhood. Carry on with your usual day until the radioactive mutants come for you
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rhode Island weather. Snowy and dusty at the same time
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
More than 20 Chiefs players, staff were set to get haircut by barber linked to COVID-19 scare. Scroll down for pic of unbalanced center
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Wed February 03, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gallant: uses his non-profit organization to vaccinate people. Goofus: tells staff to quit if they don't like to work 18 hours/day, 6 days/week without any breaks. Sean Penn: manages to be both
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is everyone on now? Good, but before we hear updates there will be comments from some individuals who are quite giddy to be heard
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO meets Bat Woman. Not a sequel... or is it?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Kanye does what Kanye does, lawyers do what they do
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Stafford trade causing unbridled imagination amongst sports writers
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Tue February 02, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Mall shooting near GameStop. Just sell, already
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Airline apologizes for staring at a woman's large breasts
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Detroit distillery's paczki-infused vodka sells out in 22 minutes. They sound fat
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Mon February 01, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
After he spent the last year doing absolutely nothing about COVID, Missouri's governor blames lawmakers for him not being allowed to give speech in the House last week because of its safety protocols
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So it's like Pandering Bullshiat Inception, then?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
During the Capitol siege, a Gaetz staffer heroically hopped onto Parler to cheer on the terrorists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patriots were only team on Matthew Stafford's no-trade list, because that coach sucks without Tom Brady to carry him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"K-pop star Sowon apologizes for flirty pictures with Nazi mannequin". So many questions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hedge fund that specialized in troubled sovereign debt from places like Venezuela and Lebanon files for bankruptcy. If only they had stopped those games
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Sat January 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matthew Stafford to the Rams
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota school district gingerly opens in-person classes... aaand they're back to distance learning after all the bus drivers catch Covid-19
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congressional staffers: The people you are after are the people you depend on. We take your calls. We schedule your events. We draft your legislation. Do not fark with us
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you like eating at McDonalds? You may not want to again after seeing how they clean their grills (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza, the Poochie of news, argues that the David Duke of Qanon is the next Donald Trump. Fark needs an eye roll tag
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The office of Senator Bill Hagerty (R-TN) is serving as a half-way house for more than a dozen former Trump administration staffers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump moved the Bureau of Land Management offices out of the DC area? Yeah, 87% of employees quit. Elect people who say the government doesn't work, and they'll prove it by destroying the government
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLS memo advises teams, staff to prepare for lockout, because professional soccer players in America make too much damn money
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"What's maximum price Broncos should pay in trade for Matthew Stafford, a Grade B quarterback?"
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Wed January 27, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Worried about dead people voting? Wait till you hear about dead people teaching
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden staffers get the Covid-19 vaccine
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sen. Leahy (D-VT), who is scheduled to preside over the impeachment trial, is being evaluated at the hospital. Has anybody checked for polonium in his tea?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Yes, Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions should split. Too bad he already screwed it up"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Canadian casino mogul and his wife charter a private jet to fly to a remote indigenous community and pose as hotel workers to jump the line for Covid vaccination. They might have gotten away with it too if they hadn't asked for a ride back to the airport
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Komani nomani
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One aide evocatively described McCarthy's position, saying he's "eating sh*t for breakfast, lunch and dinner right now"
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Sun January 24, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wasn't there a documentary about this where a Scottish Doctor and a school teacher came across a facilty that was using similar technology?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't leave meth behind in your motel room. And definitely don't threaten the motel staff in an effort to get it back
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Matt Stafford passes
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Sat January 23, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who missed out on McDonald's drive-thru breakfast while waiting in line calls cops. Cops not amused
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
A mayor of a Tennessee shiathole town orders flag lowered to half-staff to commemorate A) the death of a town police officer in the line of duty, B) The death of the Capitol Policeman or C) the inauguration of Joseph Biden
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Fri January 22, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oxford pub, open since 1613, to close soon. Subby not sure why this is news, or why they don't just put its opening hours on its website
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons to give Pees a chance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Now realizing that the EU was totally out of their league, the UK has moved on to the passive-aggressive stage of the breakup
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Thu January 21, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Army National Guard helicopter crashes south of Rochester, New York. Multiple casualties reported. Story developing
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The best way to keep your car from being stolen is to drive a stick. Because only those with honor can drive a stick, and car thieves are without honor
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Almost There Rescue recently opened a new Phoenix facility that specializes in mama dogs and their pups and boasts a dedicated "mutternity" ward". Please welcome them to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Melania outsourced the writing of her "thank you" notes to the residence staff, because of course she did. Be best
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yang off limits after aide's test is positive
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Several years too late, the FBI and DHS will do a threat assessment of QAnon. Wonder what changed?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
George Washington was a PARTY ANIMAL. What food and drinks do you have planned to celebrate the inauguration?
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irish hospital staff makes sure man dying of Covid gets one last pint of Guinness before he goes to the big brewery in the sky
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff wants to preserve law and order, says that Trump shouldn't be allowed to have any intelligence. Well, yes, that's always been Trump's main problem, so keeping it away from him isn't exactly an impossible mission
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a statement, the president's reelection campaign said it "did not organize, operate or finance the event." No campaign staff members were involved in the organization or operation of the rally, according to the statement
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teachers: When sending out worksheets for children who are remote learning, check them before sending
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Some Superspreader)
 
 
 
RI doctor who once paid to have a mural painted of the city mayor wearing a crown while on the toilet, rather than pay to demolish a dilapidated building he owned, may have deliberately given COVID to his patients and all his staff
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: two days after voting to not require masks, COVID-19 shuts down the Missouri House
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
County health department unable to give Covid vaccinations because entire staff reject science and substitute their own
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
There's no love quite like the love between a kindly woman and an ornery street hobo (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
I will take a eucalyptus cough drop in her honor
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Thu January 14, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri state GOP votes down CDC masking guidelines, is forced to shut down the state capitol only days later due to massive Covid-19 outbreak
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Deciding to end its long-haul flights and focus on Europe, Norwegian Air cuts 2/3 of its fleet and is now the size of, like, Luxembourg Cessna
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As if front-line workers haven't suffered enough, now Post Malone is donating 10,000 pairs of his sold out Duet Max Clog II Crocs
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan football announces return to the halcyon days of losing to Appalachian State
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(Mediaite)