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Thu September 17, 2020
(Pix11)
 
 
 
NY thinks the Nutmeg state is nuts if they think they have the best pizza than. NJ thinks they are both knuckleheads. Chicago just stands back and watches with a smirk. Begun the tri-state pizza wars have
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wolf Blitzer to Jared Kushner: The President retweeted a tweet implying Joe Biden is a pedophile. Jared Kushner: Haven't seen it, but did you know the President was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why is everything important sold out everywhere?
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Mon September 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal Judge rules Pennsyslvania's COVID restrictions are unconstitutional, you'll never guess who appointed him to the bench
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Woodward says it wasn't Trump's idea to restrict travel to China. It was health experts who convinced him with sock puppets and children's songs
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Fosters)
 
 
 
Covidiots practice their Constitutional right to act like idiots
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Owner announces closing Surly beer hall after employees announced plans to form cantankerous union
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Mask it before you tap it ™
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
One of the lesser known plagues, marijuana, raining down over Tel Aviv
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
If you're in the market for lion-ripped jeans, beaver-gnawed coasters, goat paintings, or becoming a head zookeeper for a day, welcome to fark
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Many in the TX GOP laughed at her when Harris County TX's Linda Hidalgo imposed a mandatory mask order on her county in April, but as more and more of those laughs have turned into coughing fits, she's been vindicated as the smart one
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Parent sues over Uhuru's order to close schools. Lawsuit frequencies open
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
George Orwell's nightmare is coming true, the facial recognition revolution for farmyard animals will most likely cause angst among the furries
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Wed August 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turtle snaps at heat seeking sidewinder
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home orders helped. Or maybe not. Hard to say without another study grant
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Alternate reality
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus faker gets suspended sentence for obstructing city business after he barged into town hall and ran around breathing on everyone
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Sun August 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"What's the matter with you Yanks? You used to be cool"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks, social media, you've really been a farking boon to humanity
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Wed August 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sweden's Q2 GDP drop was its worst in modern history - and it still performed like a Viking compared to its Euro-neighbors
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Mon August 03, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember how mad you'd get in school when your entire class got punished due to the actions of a few knuckleheads? Welcome to NJ
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Summer camp in GA that "took almost every precaution" shows us all what to expect this fall when schools open, with most of the campers going home with COVID-19
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Degree of illness from COVID-19 is connected to the amount of virus inhaled. If only some sort of cheap, readily-available barrier method existed... Oh well, back to watching countries run by grownups leave America in the dust
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
With disinfection and touchless the words of the year, Tokyo train station is testing three different types of cleaning and security robots to make mass transit feasible again. It's a giant task for a little robot
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Biden expands lead to +13 over Trump in Florida, where Gov. DeSantis is now underwater thanks to a 31 point swing since April
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Tue July 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Air travel will resume in Nepal in August. No mention if it's in- or out-of-body
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
They believe they are 'rugged individualists.'
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Put your money where your mouth is: the going rates on face mask fines city by city
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Thu July 16, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
About farking time Target
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Walmart Wanda has parking lot meltdown after staff tell her no mask, no entry. Bonus: Everyone's infectious laughter
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's the full list of major retailers requiring masks at all locations, in case you run into a public mask-debater
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Wed July 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No. No, it doesn't
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Tue July 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Masks reduce viral load, meaning you're much better off in case of COVID-19 exposure. As for Tantrum McDiaperbabies, let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Louisiana's Attorney General announces he won't be meeting with VP Pence when he visits the state on account of he got hisself a lil' touch of the 'rona aieeeegh
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's see how the NFL is going to combat the coronavirus when it comes to equipment, shall we?
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to win the most cutthroat competition of all: family game night
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
States take off the kid gloves, put on latex ones and masks to finally crack down on coronavirus rule breakers
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Wed July 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned, inch by inch
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Home Depot Harriet charged with battery after getting into physical fight over wearing a mask
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Fri July 03, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Come for the science denying commissioners, stay for the comparison of wearing masks to Jews wearing yellow stars. Welcome to Martin County Florida
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember when the GOP used the term "flip flopper" as a derogatory slur to sink John Kerry's presidential bid? Good times, good times
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Buddy can you spare anything but a dime: The (near) cashless society has arrived thanks to the coronavirus
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everything just "HAS" to be bigger in Texas. Even the number of people infected with novel coronavirus
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ Issues a statement on those phony "mask exemption" cards: Knock it off, idiots
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(Vox)
 
 
 
No
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
New Pew Poll says Republicans, Democrats are moving even further apart with coronavirus concerns. How can that even be with one side wanting to save everyone and the other wanting to kill them?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫♫ The Gov does what's right/ In the covid fight *CLAPCLAPCLAP*/ He's shut the bars in Texas ♫♫
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three new studies find that Fox News is literally killing thousands of Americans with intentional pandemic disinformation. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... START... YOUR... LAWYERS
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Bets are now open for timing of massive volcanic eruption in the Phillippines, in a densely populated area. Subby places his wager for July
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The 'rona was already in Italia in Dicembre
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Silver lining: Donnie's Tulsa rally is going to make for a tremendous coronavirus experiment. "If you don't get a superspreader event coming out of that it would be surprising"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Begun, the mask war has
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Jennifer McClellan launches gubernatorial bid in Virginia, aiming to become the first black woman elected governor in American history
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Only 2 states are on track to contain Covid and you can thank Mario Cuomo and That Woman From Michigan
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
IEA sees record oil withdrawal from anus this year, biggest-ever one-year jump in 2021
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Mon June 15, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Endtimes Chapter 4, verse 166: Persecution of the Hawaii Antiquarantine Cult commences
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaign says it will give temperature checks, masks to rally attendees
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Liquor stores face new challenges as states reopen after coronavirus lockdowns. Hero's lives are never easy
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Experts file their 'well duh idiots' concern of the protests, say they are "not a good idea" when it comes to the spread of the coronavirus
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just like you'd rather fark without your boss watching, zoo animals would rather fark without you watching
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obvious: 80% of Americans say things are out of control. Fark: 15% say things are under control. Double Plus Good Fark: 3% why not both?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi, Russia reach a deal on oil cuts to cheat on
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Tue June 02, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
An ABC News/Washington Post poll indicates that since their last poll was taken on March 25th, Joe Biden's lead over Cadet Bone Spur has jumped by 8 points
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Armenian prime minister tests positive for Covid-19, putting the future of Armani suits in jeopardy
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently, Trump wants to poison Brazil now
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not much to do during lockdown except screw, especially if you're a zoo animal
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. GDP contracted 5% in first quarter instead of 4.8%. In other news, you gained 12, not 10 pounds in lockdown
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Guests have a not so great adventure trying to make online reservations for Six Flags safari
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Great. Now they're carding infants and toddlers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Can't have a second wave if the first wave never ends
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You may take our lives, but you'll never take our carry-out
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