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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
USA, USA USA, 25% of respondents believe the US is doing a much better job than other countries in its Covid response
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus across the region, an Irish pub in Spain bans Sweet Caroline
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Biden up one point in Texas, where 65% of residents say the spread of coronavirus is "out of control"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan support for masks is on the rise thanks to common sense
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
California Preacher: Covid-19 restrictions are 'tyrannical'
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(Variety)
 
 
 
You might be able to walk and chew gum at the same time at home, but at Walt Disney World you can't eat, drink, walk and wear a mask at the same time
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mayor of Atlanta leaves city's mask requirement in place, tells GA Gov. Big Brain Kemp to fark off with his "no laws against masks" rule
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The Local)
 
 
 
Latest data from Switzerland shows that only wearing a face shield does not prevent the spread of coronavirus but masks do
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey Gov. Abbott, guess who wants to shut down Houston for two weeks to quell the coronavirus pandemic? I don't know. Third base. What? He's on second
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We're only now understanding the effects the BLM protests had on the spread of coronavirus
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
German prostitutes are ready to reopen
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cruella DeVos has decided that puppy fur coats are too gauche, and perhaps coats made from schoolchildren are the new hotness as she refuses to answer whether schools should follow CDC guidelines on reopening
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in
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Fri July 10, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sheriff on why he won't give masks to jail inmates: "They're going to eat them"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Experts predict the July 4 weekend will see a bunch of morons packing public places and exacerbating the spread of Coronavirus because no one can farking stay put
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The question is, are Texas Trump fans all a bunch of overweight slobs? I mean, I get it, he's just like us, right?
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America in 2020 comes to you in a ready-made headline: "Fighting Over Masks in Public Is the New American Pastime"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
I wouldn't brag about this
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No mask, no common sense, no service
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Science tries to unravel the psychological benefits of prayer, and then will put that information on the shelf next to the benefits of meditation, chanting and placebos
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Thu June 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff tells crowd, "don't be a sheep" about wearing face masks. What ever happened to "Protect and Serve"?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK has decided if you want to visit the pub for a pint once things reopen and infection fate is tempted, you must follow Town From Footloose Rules: No touching; no large groups; no shouting; and of course, no loud music
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's is cutting 3900 corporate jobs in a new restructuring. In other news, Macy's still had 3900 corporate jobs it could afford to cut
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disneyland decides that reopening too soon would be kind of goofy
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Fri June 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Terminator calls non-mask wearers "morons". Hasta Covid-Sta, baby
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House
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Wed June 10, 2020
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Funeral home reviews its pandemic plan, the same one it used in 1918
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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Tue June 02, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
And you think your HOA is bad
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tribe of taunted marauding monkeys shows stupid humans how to act by observing perfect social distancing in these coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Costco's earnings hit by extra expenses from wages, cleaning, mask drama out front
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CREW)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel prices are spiking, that must mean he's planning a rally
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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Thu May 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know it's a quiet place these days but the NYC subway is not your personal love making spot
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Wed May 20, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Australians can be just as stupid as Americans with 1 in 8 blaming Bill Gates for COVID19
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
32 year old woman trying to kiss strangers calls 911 to complain the bar she was at wasn't properly social distancing
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Tests with hamsters show masks reduce the spread of coronavirus. Cool, now try it with lemmings
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, 2020? Finish him
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Wed May 13, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wall off Wisconsin
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Tue May 12, 2020
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Life's a beach for Mayor Peduto in Pittsburgh
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The tribe says "screw you" after the South Dakota Governor threatens to sue the Sioux (over Coronavirus check points)
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Sat May 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Dakota Gov Kristi Noem (R-epugnant) to Sioux tribes: you have 48 hours to remove your coronavirus checkpoints, or we'll send in the cavalry with smallpox-infested blankets
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson taken down by map (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Today)
 
 
 
Costco: We won't allow you in our stores without a mask. Protesters: Fine, then we'll boycott your stores. Costco: OK?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Even Costco can't mask a drop in sales
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miami Beach re-closes park after too many knuckleheads do what Florida knuckleheads do best
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know that thing that's hardly a problem in Russia but they keep tossing doctors out of windows for discussing it? It's getting much worse there, but you didn't hear it from me
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A third Russian doctor who tried to sound the alarm about coronavirus preparedness has now mysteriously fallen out a window. What a weird coincidence
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
There are essential services and then there are ESSENTIAL services
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Swedish town pulls totally chicken shiat move to discourage revelry
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother to the rescue
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(Harvard)
 
 
 
Mass General and Harvard have created this Covid-19 policy consequences simulator for you to enjoy during lockdown, which according to their simulator should mean you'll have lots of time to figure out how to play with it
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet a real American hero
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everybody Dance Now
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk in the park without social distancing
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guess who is going to make sanitizer over and over and over and over and over and over and over?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Savage questions Rush Limbaugh's sanity and we've gone through the looking glass again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scheisse. Oktoberfest is cancelled
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Holland, New Zealand, and Ireland, people are killing the 5G Internet to solve the toilet paper problem due to coronavirus, but to US, whats 5G?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(SILive)
 
 
 
No one shows up for Republican Staten Island "End the Lockdown" rally to protest the current "New York on PAUSE" mandates under Gov. Andrew Cuomo, leaves the NYPD standing alone and perplexed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Happy 50th Earth Day. Even though no one's outside, you're more global than ever
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Remember former GOP Rep. (and anti-gay activist) Aaron Schock? Wanna guess how he's quarantining?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I say Levi, we need a bold plan to work out for us
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NY Gov. Cuomo one-ups Trump in his battle with the White House over the state's management of the coronavirus crisis: "The president will have no fight from me"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Symptoms of coronavirus include cough, fever, too much darn sex (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With this hand I hand thee the toilet paper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know pastors, trying to "jump the line" and go to heaven early is known theologically as "Immanentizing the eschaton" and it's generally considered a sin, or at the very least a religious party foul; just sayin'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Cyclists stop panting viruses through our village / stay away." Your dog wants another route to ride his/her bike (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Problem: Activists successfully force shut down of coal plant due to pollution concerns. Solution: Demolish coal plant in a way that spreads toxic debris and dust all over the community that complained
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A relative newcomer, William Barr has quickly moved up the ranks to become the second most evil person in the Trump administration
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Sun April 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
This week, expect the Department of Justice to determine that treating religious gatherings the same as other gatherings is not "evenhanded"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci basically calls out Trump for letting tens of thousands die by ignoring science
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