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Thu March 16, 2023
(Space.com)
 
  
 
 This cosplay thing is getting real
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Wed March 08, 2023
(PC Magazine)
 
  
 
 European Space Agency predicts your odds of getting nailed on Valentine's Day 2046 at 1:625, so plan accordingly
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Thu March 02, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Rocket company Astra blames failed launch on clogged fuel injectors, vows to buy a few cases of STP next time
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Mon February 13, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 I'm not saying it's not aliens, but not aliens. And it will probably always be not aliens. So stop. Please just farking stop. If you don't I'm telling the Berserkers and Trisolians where your planet is
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Fri February 10, 2023
(New Delhi TV)
 
  
 
 Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin Gets Its First NASA Contract For Mars Mission. Shatner says "Count me in"
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Why won't Republicans reveal their proposed budget? "Republicans would have to eviscerate popular and necessary programs to accomplish what they're after." So they'll go with straight BS talking until crunch time. Democrats know this
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Fri January 27, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 In case you missed it, an asteroid almost hit the Earth yesterday, you probably would have noticed if it hit
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Wed January 25, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 NASA unveils methane 'drinking' TitanAir space plane designed to take us to the moons of Saturn. No word if ice cubes, ginger ale and peanuts will be served during the flights
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Fri January 13, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 How Friday the 13th came to be the scariest day of the year. For morons, I mean, and superstitious idiots. Not rational people like you and me
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Thu January 12, 2023
(The Register)
 
  
 
 Robot harp seal being considered for Mars mission. Canadian Space Agency testing zero gravity bats
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Tue January 03, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Walter Cunningham, pilot of the first crewed Apollo launch, has crossed over the dark side of the moon
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Elon has re-focused his energy on his other grift of SpaceX which is drawing in massive new investment at a $140b valuation
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Politico)
 
  
 
 You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why: China's sending men to... the moon
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 Easily amazed Star Wars fans now think there's a Jedi on Mars after spotting 'lightsaber' in new NASA footage
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Sat December 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Vibranium discovered in Africa
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 China plans to get samples from Moon's far side. Hopefully they don't run into any talking cows while there
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Skynet is about to take the high ground and it's all NASA's fault
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Elmo's lost interest, wants a new shiny jingly toy
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Mon December 19, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Global sportsball contest? pfffft. The UAE gets their asses to Mars - on the first try
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Space.com)
 
  
 
 Turns out you'd have a better chance to get a satellite into orbit with something powered by subby's farts than with China's methane-fueled orbital rocket
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Soyuz blasts ISS with piss
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Mashable)
 
  
 
 New images of the moon from NASA's Orion spacecraft will bring out the trypophobia in anyone
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Paralympian to become first parastronaut. That's one hell of a wheelchair ramp to reach orbit
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