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Wed January 19, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Biden's agenda requires batteries." Hell, at this point it needs a 9th level Cleric's True Resurrection spell
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Former SpaceX engineers seek to do with rail crossings what they've done with astronomy
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Possible farts sniffed on Mars
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(Today)
 
 
 
Read this article about a dog who survived a wildfire, blizzard, & four months alone. It's impossible to put down
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Wed January 12, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
So the reviews are in on KFC's new plant-based "chicken" ... and the reviews are good. It's just that no one can figure out why it was done in the first place
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Does that mean the median will average out over time?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Does that mean the median will average out over time?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two out of Three Kroger workers struggle to afford food and housing. Golly, it sure is a mystery why American companies can't find people to work in a pandemic
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Mon January 10, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
High levels of Abe Normal sperm found in SoCal cougars. Using a fake name and sneaking out before morning seems to be working
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
"Males and females copulated for days." California in the '80s, amirite?
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Tue January 04, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: Californians won't be able to water their lawns for 48 hours after rainstorms or let their sprinklers run onto the sidewalk. Fark: Californians were watering their lawns after rain storms and letting their sprinklers run onto the sidewalk
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Mon January 03, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
An optimist might say that California's glass is now half empty
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The beach was quite shiatty in Southern California today
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SNOWPOCALYPSE now
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Let's get this new year off to a great start by celebrating 11 great dumplings from around the world
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Thu December 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After choosing to believe Google Maps over the CHP, hundreds find themselves trapped trying to cross the Sierra Nevadas after a snowstorm closes the roads through the mountains. Hopefully this isn't a repeat from 1846
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Tue December 28, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California trickles up
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Mon December 27, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
T. Mark Taylor, who designed two of the greatest toy lines in history, is no longer mint
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Sun December 26, 2021
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Inhofe's snowball melted
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Sat December 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas residents who got generators for Christmas, won't be using them anytime soon
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
You were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't stop to think if you should
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Sun December 19, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some footballfish?
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Fri December 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teachers have had it after pandemic, school shootings, dealing with your disrespectful little shiats
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ingenuity keeps it up for half an hour. Farkers impressed, incredulous, jealous, spent
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Up to 8 feet of snow expected to fall in Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Milk and bread distributors spotted yacht shopping
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Mon December 13, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Negative, Ghostrider. The patio is full"
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When using a picnic table at a National Park, be sure to look below it
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
New Super Stealthy Navy destroyer is covered in rust. Protip: If you're gonna spend $9 billion, get the undercoating
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
McDowell's lives. No word on seeded buns
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Thu December 02, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Traditional enthusiasts will tell you that after '73, everything's garbage"
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Wed December 01, 2021
(6Park)
 
 
 
You are not the person I agreed to be scammed by
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Adrian Daily Telegram)
 
 
 
Unlike "In-N-Out", Subby had never heard of "Doll n' Burgers" before
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How Texas and OU went from being future SEC darlings to laughingstocks in 4 short months
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Eater)
 
 
 
It may not be a rainy town, but LA is a place where the world is your soup bowl. Pho, gumbo, Romanian paprikash, Greek lemon chicken, matzoh, menudo ... simmer down and let the broth fog up your sunglasses. Other stews and cities to the right
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Sun November 28, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Lincoln Riley decides he does not need to deal with the SEC
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
*taps forehead*
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Vegan Vickie does not approve of lobster rolls and wanted those people to leave
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman gets refund after food delivery driver leaves extra care package of hot fudge in her lobby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The 38-year-old man appeared to be in perfect health until one night when his wife awoke to find him on the floor, shaking and "speaking gibberish." This could be you if you eat raw or undercooked critters. Wez lookin' at you sushi
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Mon November 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have the Battle of California for Monday Night Football. Can the Rams go up to Santa Clara and defeat the 49ers? Or will San Francisco upset Los Angeles? Do you prefer the Bay Area or Southern California? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What If I Told You Laurence Fishburne spent his time between "Apocalypse Now" & "Death Wish 2" launching L.A.'s Ska Revival. Click right & take the Red Vespa, because the Blue Lambretta just breaks down
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Sat November 13, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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Thu November 11, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
No, because ghosts don't exist
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Mon November 08, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Negative, Blimprider, the pattern is full"
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Sun November 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday Night Football is in Southern California for the Titans and the Rams. Can Tennessee run without Derrick Henry? Can Los Angeles triumph over the Titans? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Tough decision
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Wed November 03, 2021
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
California high school apologizes to other high school, after dropping a 106-0 loss on them (including going for the 2-pt conversion when up 104-0)
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian insist they were merely exchanging long protein strings
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Sat October 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hot Chinese youth trend: Posing in front of a Costco
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you don't invest in Bear Patrol helicopters
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Tue October 26, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trader Joe sounds like he was surprisingly decent and self-aware guy
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Mon October 25, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
Is the US economy in trouble? 3% annual economic growth is perilously close to 1.5%, which is perilously close to 0.5%, which perilously close to zero. Which starts with Z, and that rhymes with T, and that stands for Trouble
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably pretty decent, undoubtedly overpriced
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Fri October 22, 2021
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Looks like the northwestern US will be shoveling all winter
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Thu October 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Out of the hospital and getting better, Bill Clinton says he's 'touched by the outpouring of support.' He also knows this would have been a lot more fun in the 90s
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
NASA's Perseverance Rover captures the sounds of Mars, which apparently include the voices of a surly GenX scientist and a chipper young lesbian, who were presumably flown to Mars just to record this video
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Mon October 18, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Inventor of the boogie board scoots into heaven
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thelma Lou reunites with Barney
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Free Willie
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Goodness gracious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We haven't seen worker rage like this in decades
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Sat October 16, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The "Fark you I got mine" wage system is a no go with striking employees across the country, stunning executives who are willing to destroy the future of the world for a quarterly profit today
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Wed October 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Snake wrangler called to check under house: "I've been doing this 32 years. [...] The most I've done under a house is four or five." Finds 100 rattlesnakes, plot of horror movie
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
^ Free cockpit canopy
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Sun October 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Because your truck's airbag will no longer protect you from blunt-force trauma when you get pulled out by an angry mob you tried to run over
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
13 inches of blown pipe found in investigation of California oil spill, your uncle's DVD collection
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Fark no, that would be horr... "You have 20 seconds to comply, citizen" I mean, yes. They are a great idea
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Thu October 07, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Agenda: Monday: Rob bank. Tuesday: Rob same bank. Wednesday: Sit in jail and figure out where your life went wrong
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Wed October 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Possible cause of that oil spill in California? Our farked supply chain with over 100 cargo ships waiting offshore means one of them might have ignored the NO ANCHORAGE zones on the charts and dragged an anchor right over that oil pipeline
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Sat October 02, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Grey wolf OR-93 lopes through Ventura county. Never change McQuade
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Fri October 01, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Earth is getting dimmer thanks to humans. And climate change isn't helping either
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Following his narrow escape from accountability, California governor Newsom repays group of supporters
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Activision agrees to pay harassment victims in face of lawsuit. But they're still have to buy the right lootboxes to collect
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Southern California has too much water. Wait, what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shooting averted at US Open of Surfing. Val Kilmer inconsolable
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