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Tue August 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Players Association agrees to shorten the window for player opt-out in exchange for some concessions. These include ice cold cola, buttered popcorn, and hot dogs with extra nacho cheese
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kim Jon Un: "It's not that he has public toilet anxiety - it's all part of his plan to protect his feces from falling into the wrong hands"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Seriously, do the UK rags just hate Meghan Markle or what? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"but his emails, guvna"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doug Pederson catches the Covid-19 Special
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Acting Interim Deputy Assistant Homeland Security Director cracked down on gathering intelligence on reporters after allowing it and getting caught
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Sources claim Ray Park's Instagram fellatio video have gotten him replaced in "Darth Maul" standalone film, it's not like anybody's unfamiliar with "Star Wars" & sucking the last few years
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Sat August 01, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley dead at 85, but the diabeetus memes will live forever
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Azirona Rep: Raúl Grijalva tests positive for COVID-19 after he attended a hearing of the House Natural Resources Committee on Tuesday with infected Louie Gohmert of Texas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid 19 Cardinals 6
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Kira Yoshikage, Katsuki Bakugo, and Megumin of the Crimson Demons wanted for questioning
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft's US offices will remain [Start - Power - Shut down] until January 2021
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Person in charge of league chastises league for not handling things well
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The disease on the bus goes round and round
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a series sweep against the Marlins, COVID hits the road to take on the Cardinals
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
After repeated allegations of a toxic work environment, Ellen finally responds: "Overzealous staffer"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The new streaming service developed by Charlie Brooker and Annabel Jones gets a major investment boost from Netflix
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Wed July 29, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
COVID 19, Marlins 18. What a comeback story
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
So let me get this straight, RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel, it's the Democrats fault that you cancelled the RNC?
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Tue July 28, 2020
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Remember in Avengers: Endgame when Smart Hulk just suddenly appeared and said it took him 18 months to become Smart Hulk? Well looks like Marvel is going to show us what happened during those 18 months
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid 19, Marlins 17. What a slugfest
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump and Hugo the Living Dummy are trying to smear Steve Schmidt
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP rolls out their big plan for Coronavirus relief: Do something the labor department told them back in March would be impossible, and individually peg unemployment benefits at 70% of whatever a person's paycheck used to be
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(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
Yo dawg I heard you liked prequels so we are giving you a prequel for your prequel. Disney set to begin filming the Cassian Andor Rogue One prequel series
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Men's Journal)
 
 
 
Amidst a worldwide pandemic and economic collapse, one company has figured out exactly the wrong time to launch a new $300 a bottle tequila
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Fri July 24, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
CEOs checks have cleared and millions of dollars have now been added to campaigns for reelections
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Garmin held for ransom...Recalculating
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye is now mad at Kim because she made him do it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
We were gonna do this prank show starring Chris D'Elia but all the pranks involved touching ladies and handing out boxes of popcorn with holes in the bottom
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't want to learn about the coronavirus from Agolf Twitler or the Politics thread. "Science" has collected its news articles, peer-reviewed papers, and other science-oriented resources in one place. Bonus: No farking paywalls to read
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood ignoring Coronavirus to make money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly initial jobless claims blow past estimates 1.416m vs 1.3m estimate
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Former White House communications chief Anthony Scaramucci:"President Trump's 'well wishes' to Ghislaine Maxwell? Yeah, about those"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Head of State for North American country called out for belittling, humiliating staff, often sending them home in tears, creating toxic work environment with high turnover. No not that one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball is coming to Pittsburgh
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Krysten Ritter doesn't seem to want to play Jessica Jones anymore. Hopefully, this frees her up to reboot Don't Trust the biatch in Apartment 23
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
The WHO's facebook chatbot puts up a great wall of silence when asked for the latest virus figures on Taiwan and Hong Kong
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's protocluster D1UD01, not a clowncar
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington hires Terry Bateman as name change marketing master
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Mon July 20, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Just why the woman decided to bring her young son into the gator pit to retrieve her wallet was not reported. Difficulty: Not Florida (With Video)
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(Windows Central)
 
 
 
Microsoft considers only breaking your computer and deleting your files once a year
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Thu July 16, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns make Myles Garrett the highest paid defensive player in the NFL. That's cause for swinging his opponent's helmet in celebration
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline "Video shows protesters get shipment of bats before Brooklyn Bridge brawl" Article and Video: somebody unloaded six bats from his car trunk near the protest site, and there's zero evidence any bats were used during the clash with police
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Look, in Colorado, there's no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service,"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan says it's going to produce 30% less crappy cars
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion shot In Thee Foot
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The Twitter hack was an inside job
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Come see the bankrupt side of Sears
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vegas casino mogul Sheldon Adelson has entered the chat about buying the Mets. Having been outfoxed by Mark Davis when trying to take control of the Raiders, perhaps he feels the Wilpons are easier to win over
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No. No, it doesn't
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
CPAC is full-steam ahead on the crazy conservative train for 2021, despite the coronavirus scare it had in February
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jennifer Grey to produce new Dirty Dancing film
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The NYC real estate market may be off a bit - but a nice place on the Lower East Side can cost you an arm and a leg, and then some
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC affiliates pass on 30 Rock special, deciding against a Liz Lemon party
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG is in the hospital, everybody panic. Seriously, everybody panic
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Kanye: On second thought, this is a stupid idea
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Officers of the NYPD beginning to wonder when they transferred to the CPD
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rocket man, burning out his fuse, in quarantine
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Sun July 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots turn back the clock and settle with Antonio Brown and Aaron Hernandez
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Dr. Grifter
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
"Well, your job interview went great and your resume looks good. Oh, by the way, you'll need to quarantine now"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's co-conspirators demanding the Army find something to justify Lt. Colonel Vindman's termination
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five states are doing enough actual Coronavirus tests and trying to get ahead of the curve
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Mississippi - one of the states with the fewest health care resources - announces that its five largest hospitals have run out of ICU beds
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A-Rod: here's our $1.7 bid to buy the Mets. Steve Cohen: isn't that cute. Here's $2 billion for the team, and another $2 billion for SNY
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell given paper clothes for her own protection
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
You know Donnie is in trouble when Laura Ingraham is looking for someone else to heil
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K real estate holdings office
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Failure to mute may expose ESPN announcer to the natural consequences of his behavior
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Wed July 08, 2020
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
CBS is gearing up to air its own version of The Hunger Games
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to have statues at his future rallies. No word on which dictators will be represented
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS will need to create a new showrunner made out of 3 rubberbands, 2 chocolate bars, a wedding band, a mustache, a racing bicycle, and 4 socks
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
One more sign that we are truly living in the Endtimes: the NHL and NHLPA came to a consensus on the CBA without a strike or lockout
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Mon July 06, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Almond-fed Hiroshima Crickets unveiled. Mind blown
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A tool that lets you drink wine in the bottle without removing the cork? Shut up and take my money
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Redskins minority owners looking to sell. Damn, I know the name is bad, but they own minorities too?
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Sun July 05, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire better enjoy those declining coronavirus infections while it can. Superspreader event now scheduled for Saturday
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals in Texas and Arizona establish protocols for deciding which critically ill patients will get ventilators and other scarce resources, and which will get only palliative care before they die. To be run by a panel. Death panels, if you will
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Thu July 02, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bah Gawd, that's the Undertaker's music
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL shortens its preseason to just two weeks. Should have happened in 1970 and without a pandemic as cause, but we will take it
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Bankrupt former casino owner ragrets taking struggling slumlord's counsel : "No more of Jared's woke shiat"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People desperate for a vacation despite the pandemic learning that the easiest way for resorts to make up for lost cash is charge ridiculous fees, like $14 for coffee and a minimum purchase of $90 before you can swim in the sea
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Aurora police officers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Does Hallmark have a card that says "I'm so very sorry my great-great-Grandpa colonized your country, enslaved your people, pillaged your resources, and killed 10 million of your citizens"? Because someone get the King of Belgium that card
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Leaked phone calls reveal Trump hates powerful women
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
11 people shot across NYC. No word where they landed
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Sat June 27, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like there won't be a fourth NHL lockout under Gary Bettman after all
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Drugmaker Sanofi planning to cut up to 1,680 jobs in Europe, retain its entire lobbyist staff in the US
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Can you say "liquidate?"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
It's by no means definitive, but here's a decent starting point for nongovernmental sources of financial aid for small businesses
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Corona attempts a hostile takeover at Coors Field
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pariah States of America
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
WFAN. First time parolee, long time broadcaster
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Hahahaha. Guess who's stepping down from their Trump campaign job
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump aides are going to only book tiny areas for future rallies to make them look huge. Anyone with a pavilion seating 30 people can expect an inquiry from Team Trump in the next few days asking whether you want to pay Trump to hold a rally there
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Sun June 21, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia mass shooter withdrew nearly a half million in cash before the shootings directly from a Brinks depot which is consistent with how police informants are paid. Things are getting weird
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Fri June 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to US Attorney who put Michael Cohen behind bars and is investigating Rudy Giuliani: "Hand in your resignation"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Audi's head of R&D takes the wheel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Landlords forced to provide air conditioning in Chicago so people don't drop dead in the summer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Forgoing the strongly-worded statement, US senators write a bill to curb foreign espionage and influence on campuses. These guys never learn
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Okay, so maybe things *are* beginning to improve
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Massacre - Voice of America is no more
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump to follow up his strongly worded letter to Bolton with a strongly worded letter to his own niece
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ursula gives BoJo hope, demands fish (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
With Boris Johnson floundering badly, a knight in shining armor is riding to Britain's rescue. Difficulty: Not Lord Buckethead (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Plastic rain is laminating Earth
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford shiat-talking Jeep ahead of its new Bronco roll-out. But let's unpack this
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
They spent decades searching for bad boys. Turns out the bad boys were them all along
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
AI. The problem is the intelligence lives in 1920s America or current-day Spokane or wherever "they all look the same" is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With fans already in hell it only makes sense that the Mets would go to the Devils
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Either way, no one will listen to him
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new model projects a sharp rise in booze-related liver disease. Maybe if she ate something she could hold her liquor better
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi, Russia reach a deal on oil cuts to cheat on
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House expresses full confidence in defense chief Esper
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police sources: 'looters steal 2.4m of Rolex watches'. NY Post headline: 'looters swipe 2.4m of Rolex watches'. 4th paragraph: 'store spokesman says no watches were stolen'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In Dec of 1944 with France firmly in Allied hands, the Germans launched a final, desperate, counter-offensive that, while it had some initial successes, ended up sealing their fate as it depleted their resources. Why do I bring this up? Oh no reason
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We may have a Fall Classic this year after all
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump backs off push to federalize forces against riots, probably because some adults in the military pointed out his 'brilliant' plan has a lot of legal issues
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense: "I had no idea we were going to the church. I thought Trump was just taking me to the bathroom"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
#MoscowMitch blocks a resolution that would have condemned the use of tear gas and rubber bullets against peaceful protesters. Subby wants the filter turned off for this thread to properly express his feelings
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even China cheats on Chinese embargoes
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Peaceful Protest Interrupted By Swarm Of Aggressive Black-Clad Militants
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
PPP, PPP, woohoo
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you want soggy ghosts? Because this is how you get soggy ghosts
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Looters bricked by the Apple Store
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The 'Saudi game of thrones' continues as European legislators demand release of jailed prince, in move that will no doubt start strong and end up a hackneyed disappointment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Soybeans? We don't need no stinking soybeans
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the purge continues as the last vestiges of the old republic are swept away
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Man who can't grow peachfuzz cast as The Wolfman
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Satellite image shows China is deploying tanks and artillery on the border with India, surely this will end well
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan won't let the sun go down on Nissan
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Practically all of minor league baseball is outta here for this year
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton is realizing she should have treated Meghan Markle better
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Mon May 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The guy who was pretending to work as DNI will shortly stop pretending to be Ambassador to Germany as well
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
50,000 GOP volunteers in 15 states will watch polling places "to challenge people they believe are not eligible to vote". Papers, please
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Grover Nordquist shrinks government so it can be drowned a bathtub. New hotness: Jared Kushner shrinks GOP platform from 58 pages down to a bunch of talking points on a pocketable card, presumably so Trump can understand it
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon scientists discover than nearly half the Twitter accounts promoting the "Re-open America" message are bots. In other words we've reached the "Kill all humans" phase of the Great Robot Revolution
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House won't say why President Trump is six months late with his annual physical. Subby assumes it's because his bone spurs are acting up again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Jets finally get an elite quarterback
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Thu May 21, 2020
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
More details on the Batwoman story. Ruby wasn't harassed into quitting. She wasn't afraid of getting injured again. She just didn't like the role and was a pain in the ass to work with
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Wed May 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway slashes another 150 jobs. Well it's not like many New Yorkers are riding the trains these days anyway
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It seems that Pompeo's been holding taxpayer-funded dinners by using federal resources to cultivate a donor and supporter base for Pompeo's political ambitions
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Frozen steak explains how to vet your sources
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Realizing that there is nothing they can release that will shock Trump supporters, law firm hackers turn their ransom attention towards Madonna. Oh those sweet innocent children of summer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What season?
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Sat May 16, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
All these crazy alien creatures in Star Wars, The Mandalorian decides to add an Olyphant
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what happened to your trench roller, your skid-steer loader or your hot air balloon gondola, Santa Fe police may have good news for you
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"China is threatening to meddle in the upcoming U.S. presidential election...." Wait. Have they gotten permission from the Russians to do this?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to order big pharma to make key drugs in the U.S
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Thu May 14, 2020
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's family does not want her to become a Disney princess
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate to resume business on critical matters: Hunter Biden
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crap: New COVID-19 outbreak in Wuhan. Holy Crap: Public health authorities respond by preparing to test the entire population of 11 million people. Holy Crap x2: In only ten days
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
As part of the latest proposal for shortening the 2020 MLB season, they may eliminate the DH. Finally, the silver lining we've been looking for
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Despite briefly appearing as a digital pre-order on Amazon, "New Mutants" will get a theatre release. So, in a year or two, on a screen or two. "We haven't seen a corporation absurdly commit to a bit with such futile determination since MoviePass"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian training accident kills 19 and wounds 15, showing the dangers of untrained use of the clone stamp tool
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx goes full Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden campaign is secretly forming a Republican group. Well it's not a secret now, thanks a lot
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Sat May 09, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Because this is the timeline we're stuck in: One day after agreeing to the final text, the Trump Administration stunned the UN Security Council and stopped a vote on a resolution for hotspot ceasefires to help fight the pandemic
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Temuera Morrison (Jango Fett and the Clones from the prequels) has been cast as Boba Fett for the second season of "The Mandalorian." This is good news for the Sarlacc
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Fri May 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's no joy in Metsville as J-Rod's attempt to buy the team has struck out
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Thu May 07, 2020
(SILive)
 
 
 
Nurses are underpaid and it wasn't like her 70 year old dying coronavirus patient needed his credit card anymore anyway
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School predicts 350,000 coronavirus deaths by end of June if we re-open everything. Fortunately our president attended that school and will no doubt heed its warning
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB return-to-play proposal expected within a week, so baseball may return at long last
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
A hacker who bought some old Tesla infotainment systems has made a shocking discovery
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Cate Blanchett to Borderlands fans: s'up
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A White House adviser comes out with a new model showing deaths from the pandemic will stop on May 15th. And it must be right, it's a Cubic Model
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
This is TNN
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Seems like Dog the Bounty Hunter is a real Dog the Booty Hunter as he's now engaged for the second time since his wife's death eight months ago
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Fri May 01, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How strange. All the prisoners at the federal prison Michael Cohen is at who were were granted home confinement due to coronavirus have lost those privileges and will remain behind bars. I wonder whatever could have happened?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un spotted at fertilizer plant. No, not like that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does, does he plan to send them to bed without supper or make them stand in the corner?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
U-Haul on a funeral home using their vehicles as dead 'rona storage: "You nasty bastards, we have to clean those trucks. You are forever banned"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Eminem comes face-to-face with a Stan during home invasion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ranting stripper carrying 18 knives tries to get a little comfort at the USS Intrepid. Then it got weird
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(The Hard Times)
 
 
 
At one point we feared we might be dumbing things down too much, but then we realized who our target demographic actually was," said Jeffrey Dunn, CEO of the Sesame Workshop
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Wed April 29, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
YouTube has released a fact-check feature in the U.S. for its search results, to help dummies know the difference between legitimate news sources and whackadoodle nut-jobs
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Fine, we'll actually pay you to air your dumb Korean baseball
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman takes NYPD patrol car for a joyride and gets caught in the only traffic jam that Manhattan has seen in almost a month
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump admits he is about to fire Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
SMOKEBOMB
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
China donates $30 million to WHO to ensure they're stigginit to Trump
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Thu April 23, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The funny part is that the Dolphins tried to tank the season in 2019, and now it's apparent that they failed at even that
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Disney working on new Star Wars series for television at Disney+ since The Mandalorian was such a hit. Let's hope it's about Ugnaughts
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
San Francisco woman likes to get drunk and make prank calls to police in Ohio, because why tie up local resources?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski forced Bill Belichick's hand with his amazing peener
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK, Saturday: "What PPE shortage? Why, we've got an enormous shipment coming in from Turkey, been in the works for ages, be here any day now." UK, Sunday: "Uh, hi Turkey, so, erm, any chance you might want to sell us some PPE?"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The university with the world's largest endowment took over $8M in bailout money
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I think it's called Congressional oversight
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to be a Playa, you see a Lucifer wants to be paid, has to be paid, or this whole thing falls apart
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago Police held its first ever online community meeting and went just as you would expect from an internet savvy public: with cursing, middle fingers, racial slurs, and porn
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Jiving Sister Fanny, Little T&A, Angie, and Hey Negrita
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facebook will soon identify people who have "liked" or posted harmful and misleading information about the Coronavirus and direct them to more reputable medical sources of information about the virus
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Iran's navy is not practicing social distancing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, this is a great time to walk the empty beaches of Mexico, CRIKEY LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CROC
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(Axios)
 
 
 
JCPenney's out of pennies
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Wed April 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan man, probably already through the looking glass, arrested for threatening to blow up Central Park's Alice in Wonderland statue with a pipe bomb
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Southern Governors Argue Covid-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn't Dare Spread During Church
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
In addition to record VOD results, "Trolls World Tour" wins the box office weekend with $40,000 in receipts from 10 drive-in theaters
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
XFL files for bankruptcy, surprising no one
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Tavaris Jackson killed in a Carvaris crash
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The week's 30 best coronavirus jokes to the left, add yours to the right. Stephen King FTW
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Quirky German car sports Ferrari's logo. Why hasn't Ferrari sued? Strange you should ask
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, practicing social distancing in prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada begins contemplating implementing The EH-mergency Act
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Massie is quite the assie
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Joy was asked what happens at the end of her contract and as she herself made clear in the interview, if she's 'as fabulous in [2022] as I am now,' she will be in her seat at the table"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
2001: Never Forget 2020: Immediately Forget
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's essay on 20 years with the Patriots mentions Belichick once -- as the man who didn't call to let him know he was drafted
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
...wait, we knew about Coronavirus in November
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As long as we don't leave our homes, L.A. has the greatest air. Makes you think that people are foul, stinky creatures, doesn't it?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You know, handing your baby off to a bystander is the right thing to do if you are involved in a police chase
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona Mariners to play the Arizona Blue Jays in a double header followed by the Arizona Marlins against the Arizona Mets
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