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Mon August 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The travel industry begs the UK to relax their quarantine policy so they can make money
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Argonne National Laboratory)
 
 
 
Alcohol, technically a solution in and of itself, is here to save us from ourselves
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you convince people to voluntarily accept wearing masks? This being Fark, the solution involves Heineken
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
As schools across the country begin to open, word comes that nearly 100,000 kids in the U.S. tested positive for COVID-19 in just the last two weeks of July. Not even sure which GIF to use for this story
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The eight-door Checker station wagon - a 'no quibble' solution for your quiverfull
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That smile. It's the kid with the expensive toys, who ruined the game if he couldn't be in charge; all grown up
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Problem: Debris falling from elevated subway tracks hitting people on the street. Solution: Installation of metal baskets to catch the debris. New problem: Metal baskets of debris falling from elevated subway tracks hitting people on the street
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians believe unfounded COVID-19 theories: the virus was engineered in China; the virus is a cover up of 5G effects; hydroxychloroquine can cure it; or rinsing your nose with a saline solution can protect you from infection
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Sun August 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to stop the coronavirus in its tracks? Too bad the one surefire solution -- SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING -- is the one solution Americans won't accept
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania encouraging healthcare providers to use a "weighted lottery" system based on socioeconomic status to determine who gets lifesaving drugs. You'll never guess which side of the scale they are placing their thumb
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Wed July 29, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Problem: Northwest corner of Millennium Tower sank 18 inches, leaving building tilted. Solution: Hold the northwest corner in place and let the rest of the building sink to even out the tilt
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gohmert introduces resolution to ban Democrats. Not democratic policy, or any democrat in particular. Just all Democrats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New footage from Mars rovers rendered in stunning 4K resolution
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says that if he can't get his satanic 666 devil-chip inside of your Christian body on the first try, he'll dig and stab and poke you again and again until you take the Mark of the Beast and worship his dark lord forever
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Some Signmaking Guy)
 
 
 
Unmarked vehicles with federal agents a problem? Wouldn't the solution be for the citizenry to order a bunch of graphics to help them mark their patrol vehicles while they're stopped? LGT example of a graphics package
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Company develops a drone that can disinfect an entire stadium in three hours. No word how long it will take the drone to disinfect PNC Park of all the losing since 2001
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Sun July 19, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Chemists report that the s2 ion in aqueous solution, a substance said to exist in sulfide reactions for over 30 years, is about as real as transmutation and the philosopher's stone. Oops
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Exercise more, cook and eat better - Do you remember your New Year's Resolutions? At this point in the trainwreck of 2020 is it possible to even remember New Years?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nobody at scooter start-up has picked up a newspaper in the last six months
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Thu July 16, 2020
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hell to pay for knocking down a statue. New post-soviet hotness: Hell toupee ON a statue
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Microsoft Outlook has a message for you, and you're not going to like it
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Tue July 14, 2020
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Sewage keeps backing up in Waterloo
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Mon July 13, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TikTok Hype House's Thomas Petrou says he will migrate if U.S bans app. Subby doesn't know words now
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Fri July 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European bison to be introduced into UK's woodlands, taking jorbs from the extinct native ones
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctors at WHO say Covid-19 pandemic accelerating due to the lack of leadership and solidarity. Good thing Trump took us out so we don't have to listen to them
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
If you're in the market for an under-powered crossover that is just bigger than a C-HR and just smaller than a RAV4, Toyota has the solution for you
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Church raided for selling bleach as coronavirus cure. Hey, if you can't trust a church whose founder is a billion-year-old god from Andromeda, who can you trust?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Where is my flying car, you ask? In Australia
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The worst drivers in America are .... Hold my PBR and let me finish this here headline thing. Whar Illinois? Whar
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Private plane full of rich American plague rats rejected from Italy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Test police for drugs after every use of force event? Steroids are a problem in policing? Part 3 of a 25-part series exploring solutions for police brutality in America
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
"Impeach Barr" resolution hits floor of House
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Is it more impressive that the monkey survived or that someone taught a pig how to do transplants? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump Hates Being President, Hates Losing, and Hates the Americans About to Make Him a Losing President". Ya know, there's a REALLY simple solution to all three problems, Mr. President
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The 2021 Ford F-150 features a center console that folds up into a desk, with an electric fold-down shift lever. Fark: that also blocks the cupholders
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Wed June 24, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump's White House wins ruling on health care, and surprisingly it's not a plan to grind up newborn babies to power Kellyanne Conway's soul for another week, it's actually . . . huh, it's actually a good thing? Is that possible?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's no reason that we should be scourged by participation trophies
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Samsung Blu-ray DVD players have suddenly stopped
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Tennessee House passes a resolution congratulating the people of Tennessee for being clueless rubes
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Your SQUEEEE du jour - baby chicks wearing cupcake wrappers like ballerina tutus
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sophia The Robot offers her pandemic solutions to Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Eradicating virus known as "human" not among her suggestions.........yet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh pubs and clubs must get rid of 2.8 million pints of stale, out-of-date beer. Subby wonders why "just call it microbrew and send it to America" isn't on the list of solutions
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hunter-seekers just got one step closer to reality
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
City commission candidate lights marijuana pipe during debate. "Let's work together as a state and legalize something. Big money in that. A bunch of states doing it. I have the answers. Tim has the solutions, people"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP unveils a police reform bill, because when it's time to tackle the issues of institutional corruption and systemic racism, the first people the nation always turns to for a solution is a bunch of old white guys
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Graphics cards are being farmed to help speed up the physics calculations at the LHCb, will run Crysis for the techs during their lunch
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Tue June 16, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Next up for 2020: possible global seafarers strikes that could impact up to 90% of all world trade. Who knew that keeping 200,000 people at sea against their will was a bad idea?
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump finally has a solution to the uptick in Coronavirus cases: stop testing
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Someday they could be hailed as heroes. And by "they," it subby means the gills of wood-eating clams
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawmakers are drafting bipartisian resolution to take the Confederate emblem off state flag. The Governor however says it "should be up to the citizens and not some backroom deal by a bunch of politicians in Jackson." Yes he is Republican
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
ISP has one heavy user on their network. Their solution? Slow down internet speeds for the whole neighborhood. What a bunch of Cox
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts reveal how to reuse your old coffee. Use it as hair conditioner, create DIY air freshener, incorporate it in your food as a syrup or even a marinade, douse your plants in dilute solution, and you will truly be a coffee achiever
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
BMW X5 was designed in two hours on an airplane napkin and it shows
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Surely the solution to Western water woes is having all the land and water rights purchased by New York City-based hedge funds
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas' Lt. Gov has a solution to the protests and violence gripping this country. Massive, sustained police reform? A commitment to rooting out systemic racism in America? No, these godless liberal protesters just need to accept Jesus in their hearts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A third former President has hit the Trump tower
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
My cat has chronic, acute pancreatitis. He's 16 and he's a diabetic. Things seem to be going downhill quickly. He's barely eating and he's like a walking cat skeleton. Suggestions? I don't want him to suffer but I am having problems "facing" things
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latvia has no islands. Estonia has thousands. Solution: Estonia sells an island to Latvia, with the selling point being that there's so much wine stored there that one wouldn't have to go back to the mainland for a year
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(Axios)
 
 
 
#MoscowMitch blocks a resolution that would have condemned the use of tear gas and rubber bullets against peaceful protesters. Subby wants the filter turned off for this thread to properly express his feelings
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Sun May 31, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Think not living in an HOA protects you from busybody neighbors, think again
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(Today)
 
 
 
Tired of not being able to leave the house? Solution: just take the house with you. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy
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Sat May 30, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
In case you missed it earlier this week and want something fun right now, enjoy the best squirrel obstacle course you'll ever see
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Tue May 26, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to dress up like a Daft Punk roadie to see a concert?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
The penultimate episode of season 3 sees Eve trying to determine where Villanelle is hiding. Villanelle is teaming up with Dasha for a rather spectacular assignment. Will there be fallout? Will there be resolution? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Fri May 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The IMF says banks will struggle to be profitable through 2025. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? IT COULD HAPPEN
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Two Washington State gyms temporarily "halting protest" until they can find some way to infect people with Covid-19 without being sued into smoking holes in the ground
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Clearly, the solution to this vexing virus are "RNA-editing" enzymes that may be responsible to changes in the human genome itself
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Mon May 18, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
911, what's the emergency? There are two small children playing in an empty, but open, park with their father. This is going to be such a fun summer
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Culturess)
 
 
 
Villanelle visits Konstantin at a hockey game after her family reunion in Russia. With all the dangling plot threads from Nico to Kenny, will we start getting some resolution? Will we see Eve this week? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Some AI)
 
 
 
AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The war of fee fees has begun. First lawmaker to introduce resolution to impeach Governor for reasons, unhinged, uninfringed
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Rich guy says public dock near his luxury home gets in the way of his three boats. Bonus: he knew it was there when he bought the house but assumed he could "fix the problem" with enough money and lawyers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If this isn't Skynet at work, I don't know what is
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(Vice)
 
 
 
You can now view Rembrandt's 'The Night Watch' in unprecedented detail thanks to a hyper-resolution scan. Surprisingly, doesn't include Jon Snow or Castle Black
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Thu May 14, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Problem: Drone cameras catch coal polluters red-handed. Solution: Make drone surveillance of coal polluters illegal
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The newest ally in the fight against the virus: tapeworms
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You're wearing your mask so you don't infect others. That's good. Now you have to interact with someone who can only understand you by reading your lips. What now? Solution belongs in Geek tab
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(Devex)
 
 
 
Catching fog and other creative solutions for clean water access. Subby tried to catch fog once. Mist
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Another trend COVID-19 is killing forever: taking 20 items into the fitting room, picking the best one, hanging the other 19 virus-infused outfits back on the rack
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
PROBLEM: How do you keep people from flocking to restaurants when they reopen. SOLUTION: Require patrons to give the restaurant their name, address, phone number, email, age, sex, and first born child
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Mon May 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Microsoft finally develops a feature to block the scourge of Reply-All-Abuse
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Sun May 10, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally, a quarantine solution made for Fark
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Sat May 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker suffers a stroke. Must not have had enough silver solution in his "Oh My God It's GOOD" soup
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Because this is the timeline we're stuck in: One day after agreeing to the final text, the Trump Administration stunned the UN Security Council and stopped a vote on a resolution for hotspot ceasefires to help fight the pandemic
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP-controlled Senate successfully upholds Trump's veto of Iran War Powers resolution
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Wed April 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pfizer: we should have a Coronavirus vaccine ready by the fall
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Hubble is a low-resolution, short-wavelength-range preview of what James Webb will be. And it's pretty spectacular
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Police investigate girl's 'Help' sign on window; the solution adds up
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to Keep Calm and Carry On during the pandemic
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Aquarium makes breakthrough that could help save third largest coral reef in the world. However, being Florida, they'll find a way to screw it up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans who blasted Pelosi for not passing bills plan to vote against resolution that would allow her to pass bills
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The Office Noise Simulator: for when those sweet, sweet sounds of silence make working from home intolerable
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Modern problems require old solutions: we're going back to the drive-in theaters, and not just to watch movies
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do you stay up late reading scary news? Congratulations, you're a 'Doomscroller'
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Problem: Activists successfully force shut down of coal plant due to pollution concerns. Solution: Demolish coal plant in a way that spreads toxic debris and dust all over the community that complained
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