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Sat May 21, 2022
(Some screaming fairgoers)		If you ever get the chance to experience all the fun of a 'fireworks castle' in Mexico you should stand well back. No, further source: mexiconewsdaily.com \| share:	23
		Sure is hard to be a teacher in Texas when the law requires you to talk about "both sides". The one side being the neo-nazi's perspective about shooting up Buffalo source: nbcnews.com \| share:	94

Fri May 20, 2022
		Editorial board of the Arizona Republic says that it is time to remove State Senator Coo Coo McCrazyPants from office source: azcentral.com \| share:	43
		Taliban selectively enforcing mask mandates source: vice.com \| share:	21
		Man suing college for not letting him be gay on campus source: politico.com \| share:	85
		GOP has had enough of the freedom caucus. Again source: thehill.com \| share:	34
		How to fight back against FOMO source: npr.org \| share:	42
		Ben Shapiro is paying for pro-Depp propaganda source: vice.com \| share:	99
		Ben Shapiro is paying for pro-Depp propaganda source: vice.com \| share:	99
		Don't McBreak the McRules source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	19
		Beware the formula scammers source: salon.com \| share:	31
		Stealing a Pride flag is not a hate crime as long as you don't "degrade, disrespect, or make any hateful actions or gestures toward the flag," on the security video that catches you stealing the flag source: advocate.com \| share:	51
		"like so many millennials, was excited to share a social media post announcing her new job" source: apnews.com \| share:	32
		Your oxymoron of the day: 'covert narcissist' source: bbc.com \| share:	25
		Because when your political platform now consists of normalizing racism, misogyny, homophobia, and cultural genocide, as well as emboldening Nazis and fascists, "political speech" as a broad category means absolutely nothing beyond unchecked hatred? source: npr.org \| share:	53
		There's a dark loon rising source: thehill.com \| share:	70
		Face it SnyderVerse fans: Warner Bros. is just not into you source: cbr.com \| share:	47
		Stupid: All-Star teams. Stupider: Mid season All-Star teams. Stupidest: USFL mid-season All-Star teams source: foxsports.com \| share:	13

Thu May 19, 2022
(Design You Trust)		A Photoshop artist trolls people by implementing their requests literally source: designyoutrust.com \| share:	5
(Design You Trust)		A Photoshop artist trolls people by implementing their requests literally source: designyoutrust.com \| share:	5
		An actual article that is all about the latest trend in Butt Stuff source: huffpost.com \| share:	41

Wed May 18, 2022
		Sure, let's blame the internet and not the constant barrage of right-wing news networks pushing the exact language used by the shooter source: kotaku.com \| share:	119
		Ivermectin is not to be used as a replacement for baby formula source: whnt.com \| share:	68
		DIY prevents DOA source: cbc.ca \| share:	33
		Any publicity is good publicity source: thespun.com \| share:	5
		Venezuelan cardiologist charged with 'designing and selling ransomware,' being in-network source: theregister.com \| share:	3
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why so many people are reading about Dracula right now. He's the one who didn't sparkle, right? source: slate.com \| share:	51
		Amber Heard may have really shiat the bed when it comes to Aquaman 2 source: screenrant.com \| share:	40
		Twitter to Musk: "No backsies" source: nypost.com \| share:	48

Tue May 17, 2022
		An Ohio schoolboard member has been censured over a typo that directed people to a porn site. Oh foinf source: apnews.com \| share:	57
		A radiant Hillary Clinton steps out in her Foster-Epstein dress source: usatoday.com \| share:	39
		Today is National Pack Rat Day, a day to celebrate the musical talents of Martin Dean, Sinatra Frank, and Davis Sammy, Jr source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	36
		This whole sordid tale is just further evidence that border collie mixes are smart enough to steal cars and use credit cards, but not very good drivers source: pennlive.com \| share:	9
		Majority of Texans believe the state is heading in the wrong direction, for all the wrong reasons. Holding their governor accountable for hundreds dying in a freeze, and a $9 billion economic hit after a failed border security stunt not an option source: wfaa.com \| share:	68
		MiamiCoin collapses faster and harder than a poorly-maintained condo building source: qz.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)		Texas killed George source: discourse.bigdinosaur.org \| share:	53
		'Commie as f-k': Senior Twitter engineer recorded saying the social media giant's staff 'censors the right' all the time. Oh man that sounds serious, who discovered... aw hell no source: nypost.com \| share:	149
		Listen I know the tank in front of us hit a mine but there's NO way there could be a mine next to it - let's roll source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	59
		The Internet is obsessed with food sculptures, says writer who copies some social media posts and cashes the check source: bonappetit.com \| share:	4
		Today is National Cherry Cobbler Day, so let's all celebrate the skills required to make tiny shoes out of cherry skins source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	4
		A rundown of all the social sites and fundraising platforms on the internet that have emerged as a home for right-wingers kicked off other sites. WORST ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS REMAKE EVAR source: slate.com \| share:	31
		Are you ready for Musk Social? source: forbes.com \| share:	20
		Phoenix Suns issue social media apology to fans for Game 7 gag job. Rather indicative of the mess they made on the court, they got the arena's sponsor wrong and had to re-do the apology source: sportingnews.com \| share:	14

Mon May 16, 2022
		Woo source: espn.com \| share:	26
		Today is National Mimosa Day, which gives us all a perfect excuse to do that day drinking we were doing anyway source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	21
		Meatheads, small peeners confirmed source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	12

Sun May 15, 2022
		Absolutely not what we need right now source: apnews.com \| share:	124
		It's time for the Billboard Music Awards, the unwanted stepsister to the Grammy Awards. Sixteen artists are performing, and Sean Diddy P Daddy Puff Combs is hosting, 8PM ET on NBC source: billboard.com \| share:	12
		Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is #1 for a second straight week with $60 million, The Bad Guys #2 with $6.8 million. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is #3 with $4.25 million as Firestarter extinguishes itself at #4 with $3.57 million source: deadline.com \| share:	94
		It's happening.gif source: fortune.com \| share:	181

Sat May 14, 2022
		Having sex with women is gay Er, not that I've ever had sex with a woman. Or a man. Or anyone source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	202
		GQP house chair tries to link the baby formula shortage to pedophilia source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	91
		At least until they make that illegal, too source: dallasobserver.com \| share:	92

Fri May 13, 2022
		Samsung fires "expert" who blew the whistle on them expecting unpaid work. She'll have to find a way to survive without working for free, may be stuck with one of those horrible paying jobs source: theverge.com \| share:	11
		C-Span loses its dozens of viewers due to cord cutting source: politico.com \| share:	42
		C-Span loses its dozens of viewers due to cord cutting source: politico.com \| share:	42
		Why would a congressman divert over $400,000 in campaign money to his wife? Certainly not because she's a hypnotist source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	39
		Airport beer prices take off source: nj.com \| share:	31
		Republican doesn't know the difference between baby formula and applesauce source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	63
		Who could have predicted Madison Cawthorn's fall? source: politico.com \| share:	183
		The Chargers social media team are savage source: twitter.com \| share:	66

Thu May 12, 2022
		More than 80 students from one high school have contracted Covid after attending their prom. It seems they didn't use protection source: wral.com \| share:	45
		"Nuance" and "Microsoft" no longer mutually exclusive source: theregister.com \| share:	7
		❄ 🐉 💎 😎 source: 9news.com \| share:	71
		Nobody can eat just one Utz either source: nz.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	27
		The sheriff boss of that deputy who ran off with the murderer and then shot herself? He was once a pro wrestler, owned a BBQ joint, and was days away from his own retirement when the stuff went down source: al.com \| share:	60
		Chris Cillizza, bringing the hard-hitting analysis for which Fark has come to know and respect him: By letting him back on Twitter, Elon Musk has actually made Trump's life much more difficult because that might hurt Truth Social source: cnn.com \| share:	61
(Some Oreo)		Oreo has an important message to tell us source: mashed.com \| share:	2

Wed May 11, 2022
		Leonid Kravchuck, the first president of an independent Ukraine dies at 88. Hopefully he didn't live long enough to see the LAST president of an independent Ukraine too source: npr.org \| share:	9
		The Onion's Exclusive Interview With North Carolina Representative Madison Cawthorn source: theonion.com \| share:	32
		'China's most handsome man' to sue online critics who say he's nothing more than an attractive face. Subby was told he has a face for radio and a voice for pantomime source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	20
(Colorado Sun)		If an eagle nest falls in the forest and the cameras are on, should anyone save it? source: coloradosun.com \| share:	7
		Tragedy of the green lawns source: ktla.com \| share:	41
		You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone Day source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	23
		That #NewProfilePic app that's sweeping social media? Yup, it's from Russia. Wesley Crusher and Robin Lefler submitted this with a better headline source: betanews.com \| share:	23
		There's only one group on Earth who can stop Elon Musk: Twitter employees. Welp, we're boned source: slate.com \| share:	22
		Everyone: run to your closets. If this stupid fashion trend takes off, we're all millionaires source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	69
		Roblox stock drops due to fewer users, less in-game spending, and people confusing Robux and Rubles source: cnbc.com \| share:	19
		The forecast in Memphis is slightly racist with a chance of suspension source: nypost.com \| share:	14
		Very Important Man Ron DeSanitize takes time to interact with high school students...... by removing pictures from school yearbooks source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	117
		Not News: Toxic Fans attack young actress for being 'Black While Playing A White Character' in the upcoming 'Percy Jackson' series. News: Toxic Fans get told to STFU and GTFO. Awesome: By Rick Riordan source: movieweb.com \| share:	78

Tue May 10, 2022
		"I'm going up for bids. Cover me, Porkins" source: forbes.com \| share:	10
		What do MTG's new space laser eyes in ads and social media mean? Hint: it's bad source: twitter.com \| share:	244
		Ohio parents demand removal of book they admit they haven't read source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	69
		This article wasn't about what I thought it would be about source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	47

Mon May 09, 2022
		Who needs prom queens and cheerleaders? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	16
		The list of ways to get yourself banned from the Metaverse includes having your avatar dance the Macarena. Can we just go ahead and make this a rule for everywhere? source: slate.com \| share:	20
		In the wake of Arcade Fire's new album, Slate asks the question: Has the band changed, or have we? Which is a subtle but interesting subtext source: slate.com \| share:	38
		Why are unions becoming popular again? Ungrateful workers, opportunistic Democrats, social media. Notably missing from list: shiatty bosses source: cnbc.com \| share:	103

Sun May 08, 2022
		Here's the story behind the Zillow home listing featuring Halloween's Michael Myers source: pjstar.com \| share:	29
		The GQP goes on the defensive source: politico.com \| share:	249
(Some Guy)		Bacon-wrapped smoked Oreos. Big Butter Jesus approved source: smokedbbqsource.com \| share:	18

Sat May 07, 2022
		Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone, all and all they just need their recess time source: msn.com \| share:	57

Fri May 06, 2022
		Whoa oh here Xi comes, Xi's a Maneater, watch out boy Xi'll chew you up for questions about China's zero Covid policy source: cnn.com \| share:	27
		Concerned About Roe, These Women Are Turning to Sterilization. LOL, can't get screwed over by fascist abortion laws if you can't have kids source: melmagazine.com \| share:	170
		Restaurant owner gives £1k bill paid by 'arrogant' wealthy diners to young server they 'treated like crap' source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	49
		County commissioner DUI's himself into a tree. Blames it on bad asphalt, another driver cut him off, loose gravel, a small animal. For some reason, cops don't arrest him source: heraldtribune.com \| share:	27
		Of course a racer ending a dry streak just has to be a conspiracy source: sportscasting.com \| share:	12

Thu May 05, 2022
		It's been a long time since I used the Wheaton tag, almost as long as it's been since I was Wesley Crusher source: wilwheaton.net \| share:	164
(Some Guy)		Looks like someone has been up to some 'Human Business' as a hybrid 'mystery monkey' has been spotted in Borneo source: microsoftnewskids.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)		Today is National Hoagie Day, so get your sub on source: phl17.com \| share:	21
		Former General Hospital actor and anti-vaxxer Steve Burton splits from his wife over her getting an injection without his knowledge source: pagesix.com \| share:	30

Wed May 04, 2022
		Submitted to remind someone that Fark needs a Travel category: go where the wild bamboo grows source: soranews24.com \| share:	17
		Giant hole in Milwaukee tunnel waiting to swallow you actually isn't your mom, it is just a wet spot. Bonus: amusing stoner dialog source: yahoo.com \| share:	18
		Wordle has turtled source: arstechnica.com \| share:	77
		If you live in Topeka Kansas, first of all, sorry. Second of all, be on the lookout for some runaway peacocks source: ksnt.com \| share:	45
		After spending 500 days in the shelter, unlucky Liam becomes lucky Liam when the Humane Society Pet Rescue & Adoption Center in Gadsden posted a Tik Tok about him on their page, leading to him being adopted just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: gadsdentimes.com \| share:	201
		I don't care what your politics are, that's amazing right there source: sfgate.com \| share:	62
		Will Smith wannabe apprehended at last night's Dave Chappelle concert source: deadline.com \| share:	452

Tue May 03, 2022
		Baseball's newest phenomenon: Sons of idiots, on the field. Or, idiots whose sons are on the field. Whatever it is, it's stupid source: kj97.iheart.com \| share:	11
		Curfews now being imposed in several neighborhoods in Rome because trash-hungry wild boars are roaming the streets and attacking people at night. Do these Romans not know how succulent wild boar is when on the spit in a street fire? source: theguardian.com \| share:	73
		Today is National Paranormal Day, so let's hear your stories of the supernatural, the inexplicable, and the ineffable. Of course, please remember that if 'ineffable' is an adjective you identify with, keep it to yourself source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	97
		I'll take "Things you should not share with others for $1,000, Alec Baldwin's daughter" source: pagesix.com \| share:	41
		Apparently SCOTUS believes that the American people sticking their noses into their decision-making process is a gross privacy violation source: rollingstone.com \| share:	105
		Brittney Griner's status reclassified to "wrongfully detained" source: espn.com \| share:	9
		Pete Davidson ups the OJ probabilities source: metro.co.uk \| share:	47
		Slowly but surely, America is shedding some of its dumber regional dialects. Now get in the cah source: cnn.com \| share:	138
		And now, some good news source: metalsucks.net \| share:	15
		Step 1: delete them all. That's it. Nothing more needs to be done source: popsci.com \| share:	12

Mon May 02, 2022
		Was that wrong? Should this city health officer not have received a massage in her underwear in front of other employees in a conference room? source: msn.com \| share:	107
		Nate Silver's coven attempts to quantify how badly Elon Musk is underestimating the global village's number of idiots source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	126
		Nate Silver's coven attempts to quantify how badly Elon Musk is underestimating the global village's number of idiots source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	126
		Lead video game voice actor doesn't get why people say cancer is hard to beat; he's already on Stage 4 source: cbr.com \| share:	15
		Scientists apparently have footage of a digitized version of you rocking back and forth, hugging self (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	52
		No, Gandalf has not been spotted helping destroy the orcs in Ukraine source: metro.co.uk \| share:	13
		A survey of 1,300 Americans found that Americans are willing to give up coffee, video games, and social media if they could have free tacos for a year source: pennlive.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)		Happy National Truffle Day - the confection, not the fungus. Either way, it's okay to be a pig source: nationaldaystoday.com \| share:	8
		Call of Duty: Tractor War source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	11

Sun May 01, 2022
		Old man with old gun in old sod triggers raid by Irish police source: nypost.com \| share:	92
		COVID vaccines for kids have gotten expensive: $25 for the shot and $25K to take your anti-vax ex-spouse to court source: npr.org \| share:	58
(Some Guy)		Fire accused of being hot, water wet, Farkers drunk source: nordot.app \| share:	15
		Is your life a waste if you don't have children? source: slate.com \| share:	69

Fri April 29, 2022
		You're telling by the pixels wrong source: lifehacker.com \| share:	42
		Elon Musk's buyout of Twitter has revenues surging. For Twitter alternatives, true, but you gotta admit he's good for business, or at least businesses he has nothing to do with source: aol.com \| share:	108
		People always looking down on you? There is a solution source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	24
		A North Carolina candidate is running for Johnston County's Board of Education on the basis that slavery, women's rights and racial segregation are no longer an issue. Why yes, he's a member of the Proud Boys source: wral.com \| share:	34
		Comic Book legend Neal Adams has passed away, finally gets to see if Expanding Earth Theory is correct source: comicbook.com \| share:	19
		Tucker Carlson alerts viewers to a plot straight out of a conservative wet dream source: mediaite.com \| share:	143
		The GOP is concerned about kamikaze beef source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	66
		Not everyone can leave Twitter source: salon.com \| share:	36
		Not everyone can leave Twitter source: salon.com \| share:	36
		You people don't like raisins? Fine, there will be no potato salad source: salon.com \| share:	57
		Doll nightmares on the Texas Gulf Coast source: upi.com \| share:	28

Thu April 28, 2022
		Dairy giant: Halp I'm being canceled by vegan cancel culture source: gizmodo.com \| share:	30
		Made-to-fade tattoos offer recurring revenue for ink artists, recurring bad choices for Mr. Cool Ice source: kbzk.com \| share:	73
		Man loses his unique sunglasses while been chased by police. Police post to social media if anyone knows who these belong to, call the office. Someone did, the police kindly returned his sunglasses. Mugshot with sunglasses source: ky3.com \| share:	37
		Turns out Elon Musk paid a bunch of money for a social media platform that had more bots than they originally let on source: engadget.com \| share:	18
		It came from Fark. You've probably never heard of it source: techxplore.com \| share:	11
		School board member accidentally misspells link in social media post. Then things get worse and worse source: wlwt.com \| share:	120
		Bill Burr - 'I've made every mistake you can'. Oh come on, 'The Mandalorian' isn't THAT bad source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	40
		Kevin McCarthy after the NYT released tapes saying he'd asked Trump to resign: Fake News, it was taken out of context, the Times is the DEVIL. GOP reps: bring it in bro, we got you, . NYTimes releases another tapes where he attacks fellow GOP reps source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	67
		Now let's welcome our next contestant, a professional lesbian from Toronto source: independent.co.uk \| share:	67
		You probably think that a jack-in-the-box is either a toy or a restaurant. Think again source: cnn.com \| share:	63

Wed April 27, 2022
		Auxiliary cop needs additional training after getting a bit rusty source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	67
		A history of long green room waits at the Draft: "Fans were left to watch him get more dejected with each team that chose someone else" source: reviewjournal.com \| share:	12
		How does Ukraine keep intercepting Russian military communications? Russian troops can't put down their cell phones source: npr.org \| share:	56
		Small children rollerblading on a building roof with no railing in China. What could possibly go wrong? source: odditycentral.com \| share:	61
		Long time NC Hurricane announcer Tripp Tracy tweeted just before last night's game that he has a drinking problem. Get well Caniac source: wralsportsfan.com \| share:	10
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why no smart person already purchased Twitter. I think this is intended to be an insult to your liege lord, Musk fanbois, so you should probably start girding your loins source: slate.com \| share:	35
		Biden's support among young voters has collapsed because Dems have a 50-50 Senate and can't be arsed to go on a PR offensive source: vox.com \| share:	892
		Jameela Jamil moves on from The Bad Place source: foxnews.com \| share:	62

Tue April 26, 2022
		China erects 'COVID cages' in Shanghai as new cases emerge, leading infectious disease experts to wonder if they'll work better than the previous Ebola Boxes, Cholera Kennels, or Lyme Disease Coops source: abc7news.com \| share:	43
		Imagine finding a pretzel curled up on your couch cushion while watching basketball. A large, rattling pretzel source: wfaa.com \| share:	47
		Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin's hand is acting up again, sparking more rumors that he has major health problems. Something more serious than the Monday morning shakes after a vodak binge (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	102
		People who bought Twitter also bought into these recommended EU regulations source: theguardian.com \| share:	5
		People who bought Twitter also bought into these recommended EU regulations source: theguardian.com \| share:	5
		News flash: you may need reading glasses as you age source: yahoo.com \| share:	33
		How do you do, fellow kids? 🌿 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 💊 🎱 🪦 source: fox32chicago.com \| share:	67
		Who's a very brave boy? This Ukrainian service dog who has 'found 150 explosives during the war' so far source: metro.co.uk \| share:	9
		Young millennials and members of Gen Z don't want to work. They want to bang on the drum all day, like Gen X? source: vox.com \| share:	81
		Bogus source: phoenixnewtimes.com \| share:	21

Mon April 25, 2022
		Is that a Novichok in your pants or are you happy to Navalny? source: theguardian.com \| share:	8
		Much spike, very twitter, so musky source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	5
		Having algorithmed America into a rage-addicted cesspool of partisan hate, Facebook now sets their sights on destroying Africa with evil incompetence source: theguardian.com \| share:	34
		"He really is just farm mad. All he wants to do is be out and about with his dad" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	3
		"Nudity isn't promised." It doesn't flat-out say that it won't happen, tho source: nypost.com \| share:	167
		Good news everybody, Japan seems well on its way to whitewashing its past source: apnews.com \| share:	69
		Donald Trump's social media empire on the verge of collapse on news that people were actually dumb enough to put money into this thing source: cnbc.com \| share:	59
		Cockatiel who dances to the theme song from "The Andy Griffith Show," a 1960s television show, saved by Orca source: pennlive.com \| share:	4
		Beijing embracing capitalism in response to covid source: theguardian.com \| share:	54
		Turns out the Internet is the cause for all the stupid. No Twit source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		Oil depot in Bryansk, Russia suffers a coincidence source: kyivpost.com \| share:	140

Sun April 24, 2022
		PennDOT: If no one can see the reports for how badly our bridges are maintained, than al-Queda can't go and blow them up source: jalopnik.com \| share:	30
		Old And Busted: airline doesn't know where your baggage is but they'll keep an eye out for it. New Hotness: passenger uses Apple AirTag to tell airline exactly where baggage is, trolls them online to get it delivered to them source: cnn.com \| share:	34
(WAGM TV)		Dollar Tree manager posts "discriminatory" help wanted sign outside store. Whoops source: wagmtv.com \| share:	63
		In almost every way, Akihiko Kondo is an ordinary Japanese man. There's just one exception: Mr. Kondo is married to a turquoise-haired, computer-synthesized pop singer source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		Volodymyr Zelenskyy, cokehead source: rollingstone.com \| share:	81
		Twitter bans participation trophy doctorates in climatology source: cnn.com \| share:	68
		Twitter bans participation trophy doctorates in climatology source: cnn.com \| share:	68

Sat April 23, 2022
		Guess Orrin Hatch was onto something when he retired cause he knew he wouldn't live through the next term source: thehill.com \| share:	156
		Happy Birthday Mr. Trash Wheel source: wmar2news.com \| share:	15
		The Sooners unveil new statue of David Hasselhoff for Baker Mayfield source: si.com \| share:	24
		Russia reports that 1 person was killed and 27 are missing after missiles caused minor damage to the Moskva. The other 396 are perfectly safe, and will you please stop asking, I have a terrible fear of elevator shafts and 3rd story windows source: cnn.com \| share:	85

Fri April 22, 2022
(Some Guy)		Lael Wilcox just set the Men's and Women's course record on the Arizona trail. However, it won't be recognized because it was documented and proven by her photojournalist wife source: velonews.com \| share:	14
		Every accusation is an admission, Part ∞: Russian mercenaries caught staging fake French Army atrocities in Mali source: theguardian.com \| share:	37
		Well what would you spend your ill-gotten gains on? source: theguardian.com \| share:	17
		The Romanian king of toxic MAGAsculinity under investigation for kidnap source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	30
		A rare Business Tab/Caturday crossover (#3 at the link) source: askamanager.org \| share:	4
		Ever wanted to watch giant sad dancing kiwifruit? Today's your day source: theguardian.com \| share:	5
		FAA revokes pilot license of man who deliberately bailed out of single-engine plane just so he could video its crash for social media source: nbcnews.com \| share:	76

Thu April 21, 2022
(Outdoor Life)		Holy mackerel source: outdoorlife.com \| share:	22
		Sure the Ukrainians sunk the Moskva, they've also sunk Putin's propaganda efforts. The Russian families want to know where their sailors are source: aljazeera.com \| share:	101
		"Top Gunski" source: theguardian.com \| share:	24
		McConnell on Trump's involvement in the January 6th insurrection: "If this isn't impeachable, I don't know what is." He then went on to refuse to hold an impeachment trial source: politico.com \| share:	87
		Day 57 of WW3: Putin nixes storming of Mariupol, Russia tests a new ICBM, Danish and Spanish PMs meet with Zelenskyy, Russia gains another sliver of territory at the cost of hundreds of troops. It's your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: cnn.com \| share:	789
		Strippers dress as rats, bedbugs, and glass shards to protest OSHA violations at club source: jezebel.com \| share:	19
		Meet Patron, a bomb-sniffing Jack Russell terrier who has become a Ukrainian hero, mixes well with cointreau source: npr.org \| share:	7
		My dog, Becky, and my cat Becky - they're both named Becky - actually the iguana's named Becky, too. And the ferret. And the cockatoo. All victim to the hallucinogenic effects of marijuana source: cnn.com \| share:	60

Wed April 20, 2022
		Deebo Samuel would like to try playing with a decent quarterback source: ninerswire.usatoday.com \| share:	9
		He was "completely sober when I bought these tickets." Sure, Jan source: metrotimes.com \| share:	31
		People are still going to jail for faking proof of something that you can get for free source: vice.com \| share:	62
		Thanks to either off-season strategery or cheapness, 49ers may end up trading Deebo Samuel before Jimmy G source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	8
		Can't top the original headline: Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does source: boingboing.net \| share:	62
(Some American Songwriter)		"Critical thinking turns me on" says man best known crapping his pants to avoid military service, marrying a minor to have sex with her, and saying that he'd be dead or in jail if Obama won reelection source: americansongwriter.com \| share:	121
		THIS is why TikTok was invented source: comicsands.com \| share:	35
		Stay classy Liverpool fans source: espn.com \| share:	6

Tue April 19, 2022
		Amazon spent millions for consultants on top ways to reward employees working Easter. Fourth of July workers expect firework bonanza source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	38
		WaPo tech writer Taylor Lorenz exposed the person behind the Twitter dumpster fire known as LibsofTikTok as a QAnon cultist and hateful, deranged conspiracy theorist, prompting outrage from other hateful deranged conspiracy theorists source: mediaite.com \| share:	145
		Facebook is pulling back from podcasting. Also, Facebook was apparently podcasting source: yahoo.com \| share:	0
		Coach K's grandson finally realizes that Duke sucks, enters transfer portal source: fayobserver.com \| share:	13
		Kremlin now insists that in glorious achievement showcasing advanced Russian technology, the warship Moskva was an entirely automated and self-sailing ship and actually had NO crew whatsoever source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	103
		About that Zillow listing that went viral because of the cute "Welcome to POUNDTOWN" decorative sign in the bedroom? Yeah she knew exactly what she was doing source: melmagazine.com \| share:	72
		Day 55 of WW3: The Battle for Donbas has begun as Russia attacks all along the front from Kharkiv to Mariupol, Putin honors units suspected of atrocities, and Greece starts seizing Russian tankers. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread source: cnn.com \| share:	800
		If you don't compare profits or customer dress codes, Dollar General and Walmart are identical in virtually every other way source: yahoo.com \| share:	58

Mon April 18, 2022
		Town Council is called daft after they cut down 1,000 daffodils in play area because children might eat them source: metro.co.uk \| share:	51
		Bad egg scams parents for Easter source: wesh.com \| share:	27
		Bad egg scams parents for Easter source: wesh.com \| share:	27
		In Oligarchy Russia, propaganda teaches you source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	31
		I Saw a Turtle - underage smuggler edition source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	1
(Your Hometown Station)		29 years ago, the filming location for "Wally World" suffered the "TLC/Paperboy Riot." Moose out front shoulda told ya don't go chasin' waterfalls source: hometownstation.com \| share:	54
		"Thanks Tesco for the out of date chocolate Easter egg hunt box. Every one of these disgusting eggs was this bad" source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	10
		Headline: Syrian fighters ready to join next phase of Ukraine war. Article body: Hundreds of Syrians have pledged to fight alongside Russia, but only a small percentage have shown up source: apnews.com \| share:	40
		Shields up. Red alert. All cyber defenders to the bridge source: cbsnews.com \| share:	21
		Patriot Convoy says they blocked access to Disney World. Actually blocked one entrance to Disney Springs shopping area and inconvenienced maybe 6 people source: jalopnik.com \| share:	71
		Playstation's viral marketing for the new hit game Logan's Run seems a little strong source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	44
		First pictures of Moskva on fire. In calm seas source: thedrive.com \| share:	237

Sun April 17, 2022
		♫ ♬ The wheels from the bus race past the bus, past the bus, past the bus ♫ ♬ source: wxyz.com \| share:	11
		Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Dumbledore is a soft #1 with $40 million, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on its tails with $26.5 million. The Lost City meanders to #3 with $5.8 million as Everything Everywhere All at Once moves to #4 with $5.1 million source: deadline.com \| share:	24
		Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	49
(Some Prankster)		Cops search for man who's been hitting people with plates of whipped cream. This is not a Three Stooges short from 1938 source: vladtv.com \| share:	23
		CIA psy-op article pretends that somehow the dozens of woodpeckers following me are real source: theguardian.com \| share:	52

Sat April 16, 2022
(Some Guy)		Not news: CCW Event at a library. News: With "Firearm safety for black people" slide. Fark: Slide says to aim for children so you can be sure to hit another gang member and "always lick the chicken grease off your fingers before shooting." Yikes source: thenevadaindependent.com \| share:	139
		Fangirl offers six tips for supporting your favorite character or performer and avoiding burnout. "If you're stanning for the sake of stanning, it probably won't be very fun" source: soranews24.com \| share:	23
		Philadelphia continues its long tradition of having well...unique mascots source: fox43.com \| share:	20
		Pat Sajak continues to Pat Sajak source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	70

Fri April 15, 2022
		In Soviet Russia, your army shell you (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	38
		1) Carry a bullhorn around campus and yell at liberals 2) Post their reactions online 3) ??? 4) Profit source: texastribune.org \| share:	182

Thu April 14, 2022
		Facebook has a TikTok that they use to encourage people to go back to Facebook source: techcrunch.com \| share:	10
		Elven army fights misinformation from Mordor source: euronews.com \| share:	31

Wed April 13, 2022
(Some Wild and Crazy Guy)		"Vadim's Crazy Tours got a new formulation - 'I put on my helmet and body armor which I didn't even wear at the frontline and hit the road'" - scary tag because there isn't a crazy one source: mirrorspectator.com \| share:	18
		How do you do, fellow birds? source: ktvu.com \| share:	3
		It is like the expensive anti union consultants are worthless source: theguardian.com \| share:	20
		Your child's name is important so hire a professional. The deluxe package is only $10k source: nypost.com \| share:	99
		Dan Snyder: "Hey, about those collective bargaining theft allegations... none of that matters because we just hired an Instagram influencer as our first Social Media Correspondent, right?" source: twitter.com \| share:	17
		Donald Trump Jr. poses with gun in photo-op, involuntarily creates "find-all-the- mistakes-in-this-picture" puzzle. Go ahead, give it a shot and answer in the thread. Bonus points if you can spot any cocaine source: alternet.org \| share:	244
(Some Guy)		Be Real - A social media app that gives you no control over anything is on fleek with the Zeds source: bere.al \| share:	46
		Day 49 of WW3: Biden says Russia is committing genocide, the Presidents of the Baltics and Poland journey to Kyiv to meet with Zelenskyy, and the possible chemical attack in Mariupol is still being investigated. It's your Wednesday Ukraine War thread source: cnn.com \| share:	1226
		"Elon Musk says he wants to 'free' the internet. But what he really aims to do is make it even less accountable than it is now" source: theguardian.com \| share:	119

Tue April 12, 2022
		Brazilian boners dilate stiff scrutiny source: spacewar.com \| share:	25
		Why American workers can't have nice things: " Lewis, who runs her own Etsy shop, defended the company. She called on artists to raise prices and cut costs, not to attack the company {over price increases}" source: npr.org \| share:	58
		Terror attack in Brooklyn. Subway shooting, un-detonated devices reportedly found source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	559
		Day 48 of WW3: Putin purges the FSB, Russia threatens NATO over aid & sends troops to Finnish border, unconfirmed reports of chemical attack in Mariupol, Poland reports some stolen tanks that end up in Ukraine. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread source: cnn.com \| share:	754
		Former police officer convicted of Jan. 6 crimes. This is not a repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	68

Mon April 11, 2022
		Here's how we can build a sustainable metaverse. Any chance we could build a sustainable real world first? source: fastcompany.com \| share:	16
		"But I will tell you, I look at things a little differently. They took my two committees away. It liberated me. Now I can go to any of the committees. So if Pelosi thought she was hurting me, she actually liberated me to cause problems everywhere" source: hillreporter.com \| share:	59
		Celebrities' bookshelves have increasingly become filled with books assembled en masse, used as props to lend the impression their owners are literate. "I had my husband go to a bookstore, like, 'You need to get 400 books'" source: theguardian.com \| share:	88
		New Yorkers are finally allowed to have to-go cocktails, but not without a heaping serving of political jerking-around source: gothamist.com \| share:	29
		Just when you thought Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't be any more douchey source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		Things are getting so bad in Shanghai people are actually risking publicly protesting source: abc.net.au \| share:	55
		The people Ginny Thomas tried to place inside the Trump administration were too wacky even for Trumpers source: cnn.com \| share:	69

Sun April 10, 2022
		Pennywise leaves the sewer for a cliché white van source: stokesentinel.co.uk \| share:	33
		Ozzy Osbourne confingalnuzisfinid source: nme.com \| share:	23
		Fark-ready headline: "Fake news about our fake news study spread faster than its truth... just as we predicted" source: sinanaral.medium.com \| share:	26
		Fark-ready headline: "Fake news about our fake news study spread faster than its truth... just as we predicted" source: sinanaral.medium.com \| share:	26
		Truth Social looks set to achieve the same legendary levels of success as Trump's other business ventures like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos and Resorts, Trump University.., erm source: money.yahoo.com \| share:	81
		Ukraine snags a SNAR (again). This time, using speedboats source: forbes.com \| share:	43
		You keep using that word "sacrilegious." I do not think it means what you think it means source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	77
		In case you needed another reason to not go to a Kid Rock concert, he's opening with recorded messages from TFG source: thehill.com \| share:	100

Sat April 09, 2022
		The actress who portrayed the Little Girl In The Red Coat from "Schindler's List" now helping real-life refugees at Poland's Eastern Border source: deadline.com \| share:	16

Fri April 08, 2022
		The new American dream comes true at the American Dream mall in New Jersey; shooting breaks out and prompts mall closure and evacuation of customers source: nj.com \| share:	40
		The new American dream comes true at the American Dream mall in New Jersey; shooting breaks out and prompts mall closure and evacuation of customers source: nj.com \| share:	40
		From starship to friendship source: gizmodo.com \| share:	18
		This 404 is 100% source: thetakeout.com \| share:	10
		Happy Dog Farting Awareness Day source: upi.com \| share:	53
		Russian commander accidentally says the quiet part out loud (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	212
		That was one of Russia's most advanced jets. Was source: popularmechanics.com \| share:	174

Thu April 07, 2022
		Hey look at these cool giant bobbleheads, it'll take your mind off losing source: triblive.com \| share:	7
		Trump is thinking of dumping the social media site he created for a rival with better optics source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	23
		When visiting exotic pet stores, take special care around serval cats. "I turned around to see what was behind me and that's when the cat grabbed my child" source: whnt.com \| share:	92
		Guns don't kill people, they massage them source: cnn.com \| share:	9
		Tulsa donut shop snags Rocky on his cheat day by offering up Stallone Donuts source: news9.com \| share:	8

Wed April 06, 2022
		As is standard practice, famous rich football guy ordered by judge to fully discuss his sexual relations with massage therapists source: theguardian.com \| share:	15
		Buy this 38-year-old's online coaching classes to find out how he makes $160,000 per month in passive income source: cnbc.com \| share:	16
		"Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?" source: espn.com \| share:	18
		Ukrainians using "find my phone" to track their Apple devices back to Mordor source: indy100.com \| share:	62
		Rumor spreadin' 'round about the love blossoming in that shack outside La Grange source: npr.org \| share:	126

Tue April 05, 2022
		The most trusted name in news: The Weather Channel source: today.yougov.com \| share:	131
		Welcome to 2022, where even the emojis are engaging in mass shootings source: foxnews.com \| share:	51
		Russia says Ukraine needs to be "cleansed," and not with a bottle of Mr. Clean source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	186
		NASCAR driver Hailie Deegan didn't participate in last week's Freedom 500 in Florida because of catfish, or something source: yahoo.com \| share:	7
		Good news everyone, Housewives of New Jersey star Jennifer Aydin's stolen Ferrari has been found source: nj.com \| share:	10
		Punk legend Jordan has farked off source: nme.com \| share:	8
		Insurrectionist convicted of hoarding illegal weapons in Manhattan sentenced to 3.5 years. Because this is on Fark, you might already have guessed that he was a professional pick-up artist source: nypost.com \| share:	96
		M_ d_d p_ssed _w_y source: yahoo.com \| share:	31
		Even World of Tanks is leaving Russia. No word on when they will add Ukrainian tractors to their vehicle list source: arstechnica.com \| share:	65

Mon April 04, 2022
		The "brains" behind copy/pasting Twitter code are leaving TruthSocial source: forbes.com \| share:	107
		Twenty-five years ago today, Ben Affleck fell in love with a lesbian and Jason Lee learned the answer to "What's a Nubian?" source: comicbook.com \| share:	67
		"It is not, currently, a hit by reasonable and objective metrics" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	96
		Florida gator tries out for Florida Gators source: foxnews.com \| share:	19
		Upon your demise, how will you ensure your digital legacy is handled? source: theguardian.com \| share:	43
		Upon your demise, how will you ensure your digital legacy is handled? source: theguardian.com \| share:	43
		Amazon's social media has been silent since their Long Island workers successfully unionized source: twitter.com \| share:	26
		MyPillow Air: Where the in-flight entertainment is talk of sedition source: forbes.com \| share:	29
		Stone truths stonewalled source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	37

Sun April 03, 2022
		Old and busted: Quitting. New hotness: Ghosting, coasting, slacking, and cyberloafing source: forbes.com \| share:	34
		Homesick Southern Wolverines utilize U of M class project to improve society...by proposing Ann Arbor for Michigan's 1st Waffle House source: michigandaily.com \| share:	15
		Man breaks streetlight (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	14
		Morbius sucks up $40 million and the #1 spot despite Jared Leto while The Lost City finds itself at #2 with $13 million. Twilight sequel The Batman is #3 with $11 million as Uncharted docks at #4 with $3.7 million, Spider-Man: No Way Home at #7 source: deadline.com \| share:	49
		Fark: After too many violent incidents, McDonalds to permanently close a location. WTFark: In Canada. Total WTFark: In Kamloops? source: cbc.ca \| share:	44
		"My rich husband made me an offer I'm terrified to accept. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	30

Sat April 02, 2022
		Metaverse? More like Misogynyverse source: metro.co.uk \| share:	67
		Day 38 of WW3: Russians withdraw from Kyiv, no one knows who blew up Belgorod, Anonymous hacks the church, Zelenskyy gets $300 million from the US and seizes property of Russians including the church. It's your Saturday Ukraine War thread source: cnn.com \| share:	634
		Michigan GOP: pizza, pierogies, politics, prejudice, and punches source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	24

Fri April 01, 2022
		Ah, what noble visionary thought up April Fools' Day? source: npr.org \| share:	25
		"No, I said OFF THE BEAT" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	29
		Once again, if you have drugs, guns and cash all simultaneously, resist the urge to post pictures of your loot onto social media source: yahoo.com \| share:	35
		Tom Brady's deal with the Devil has expired source: thespun.com \| share:	32
		I could have gone my whole life without Ron DeSantis saying the phrase "gird your loins" source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	46
		"My husband tells me he can't stop sexting random women, and I believe he has some kind of compulsion. What can I do to get him to sext me instead?" source: slate.com \| share:	21

Thu March 31, 2022
		Crane driver caught dropping poo bomb of his own making onto a roof in Dublin now in a sh*tty way with no job source: irishmirror.ie \| share:	29
		Obsessed Florida woman has been arrested for cyberstalking and sexual harassment after using nude photos to try to steal another woman's husband source: cbs12.com \| share:	64
		Moon Knight. Episode 1. Spoilers. Go source: editorial.rottentomatoes.com \| share:	78
		USMNT manages to avoid losing badly enough, clinches World Cup berth source: espn.com \| share:	34

Wed March 30, 2022
		Scientific papers which both the first and last author are male are considerable less likely to cite papers which the first and last authors are female. And the trend is getting worse. There goes the science source: nature.com \| share:	16
		The most complete breakdown of the psychology and sociology of conspiracy theories you'll read. At least that's what THEY want you to think source: jigsaw.google.com \| share:	13
		Meanwhile in Florida: Imagine getting catfished by someone using a handsome photo, and then thinking you were getting catfished by them a 2nd time, only to find out that he's real and you date the man whose photo was used in a global catfishing scheme source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	14
		An ad that ran in China shows Proctor & Gamble tried to claim that women are 5 times stinkier than men source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	12
		You murder a woman, chop her body into pieces and burn her face off, there's NO WAY the cops are gonna ever identify her. I mean it's not like she had several distinct tattoos....and was a porn star or anything source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	71
		Gordon Ramsay is no longer a scold about diners using smartphones in his restaurants, loves the instant feedback he gets about dining experience plus the free publicity source: thetakeout.com \| share:	4

Tue March 29, 2022
		WTF Is Going On Here? Actual Headline: '50 Gon Leave Her Bruh': Cuban Link Calls The Game a 'Bozo' After He Tells 50 Cent to Keep Her Out of His DMs, Fans Post Receipts source: yahoo.com \| share: