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Wed August 12, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Anonymous is back and there's gonna be some trouble hey now, hey now, Anonymous is back
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
University of Georgia posts and removes guidance for having sex during COVID-19 pandemic--hopefully so they can include the term "doggystyle" in the next draft
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The likely winner of the Belarusian election (prior to rigging) has been found...in exile in Lithuania. But at least she hasn't fallen out of a poorly made Russian third story window yet, so that's something. Right?
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Seven days in and the first full school closure starts tonight. Discussion about when to close them all has now started
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember a couple weeks ago when the cult lost their minds over a video of a Bible being burned in Portland? Yeah, turns out the video was Russian disinfo, and the NY Post, Federalist, and Junior all swallowed it hook line and sinker
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
If you call Hitler "Führer," name your real estate company after a term popular among white nationalists, and post pictures on Instagram from your vacation to Hitler's vacation home, perhaps you shouldn't be running for Congress
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police Chief says officer followed standard procedures when arresting and handcuffing an 8-year-old disabled boy, which kind of seems like the actual problem here
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Now, young Skywalker, you will die
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Furious police forced to break up the stupid at nude beach for a 'coronavirus beach party' that was designed to spread the killer disease (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Liberty University appoints new acting Jerry
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen Antifa Maskhole Constitutionalists now being exported to Mexico. Si, loco norteamericano hits all of the above while squabbling in his new country
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Mon August 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Facebook's non-partisan and fact-based approach to news and information has resulted in a QAnon population numbering in the millions on their platform alone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China arrests pro-democracy Hong Kong media tycoon. Will Trump criticize China for something he desperately wants to do himself?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano: "I was acutely sick with Covid-19 in April. I still have many symptoms. I am what they call a 'long hauler.'"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lightfoot sounding like Commissioner Gordon: "We are coming for you"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey now, you're a cough star, got no mask on, get slayed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Kemp of Georgia using the Scooby-Doo villain defense of how the first weeks of school are going
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
"Two blood-covered, chainsaw-wielding men emerged from the bushes of a popular public park in Toronto on Sunday morning, where witnesses say they screamed at, followed, and even lunged toward strangers while revving their deadly tools"
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
This aggression will not stand, man
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk are back on TV. Diamond and Pearl unavailable for comment
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Openly gay senator who is working hard to make all laws LGBTQ friendly is now getting death threats from QAnon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The irony was delicious. There's Biden briskly riding a bicycle while Trump is at his private country club, where the only exercise he seems to get is getting in and out of his golf cart. Yet Trump is calling Biden "Sleepy"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Move over NYC Pizza Rat or get eaten, a gigantic slithering snake has taken over the subway system
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(The Week)
 
 
 
How the hell did QAnon go mainstream in the GOP?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College football players demand creation of players' union
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle's started doing socially-distant shows, and he brought along Louis C.K. to jerk off six feet away from everyone
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In today's Weird or Cool from Japan: There are sacred horses in Japan, and they like to watch you go poop
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
I Robot .... glug, glug, glug bzzzzzz zap
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Field of Dreams" sequel flips the plot with live players, dead fans
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Fark needs a bigger facepalm tag for this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At extended family holiday meals, the QAnon weirdos were isolated at one end of the table. That's in effect what Social Media did. But now your weird uncle who thinks Hillary's been shot and there's a body double of her is trying to drink your soup
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sonic Drive-In was the only restaurant to survive the Corona wars of 2020. Now all restaurants are Sonic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Haotong Li not sure which surprises him more: leading the PGA Championship after two rounds or constantly being asked questions about President Trump
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Almost immune"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks, social media, you've really been a farking boon to humanity
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman says she's been battling severe COVID-19 symptoms for 131 days
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yup, that just about covers all the bases
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The hoax is coming from inside the house
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the next episode of "Hoarders": 40 nylon bags of 10-year-old confiscated fireworks were stored right alongside 2,750 tons of confiscated ammonium nitrate. You won't believe what the neighbors said when they found out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did Kellyanne of Green Goebbels have her 15 year-old daughter arrested on fake assault charges to keep her off social media? According to her daughter, yes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paulding, Georgia school administrators: On second thought, maybe we shouldn't suspend the students involved in posting pictures of our high school hallway jam packed with plague rats
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais worries he'll be a victim of cancel culture
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NRA being flooded with 'Thoughts and Prayers on social media.' "We'll work on helping, but not now, it's just too soon"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Anti-maskers explain how it's really about their personal freedom (to endanger and infringe on the freedoms of others)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You can now make a claim in the $7.5M Google+ security flaw settlement which could be worth a massive $0.000002 after attorney fees and other costs are deducted
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We've been lax with our 9 and 6-year-old kids ever since schools shut down in March. There was a little bit of learning. Then when summer hit, everything got way looser. Later bedtime, more screentime. How do we go back to being disciplinarians?"
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is a perfect storm for conspiracy theories if you believe that sort of thing and are part of the 9/11 New World Order
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Mukbang YouTubers face heavy criticism for failing to disclose paid promotion in their videos. 'Mukbang YouTubers' ... what tripe is this?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denmark is proud to present this year's Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year. Can I get an amen .... Amen
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Life's not a beach at Bikini Beans Coffee in Phoenix [NSFW images]
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
YouTube bans thousands of Chinese accounts for "coordinated influence operations"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
YouTube bans thousands of Chinese accounts for "coordinated influence operations"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Georgia schools respond swiftly as images of crowded, maskless students go viral. By suspending the kids who took the photos
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"The world is going to hell and you're reading a Gritty profile. Has it really come to this?" Narrator: Yes, it has
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestler claims on Facebook he once made a man disappear, now he's made his Facebook post disappear
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like people are really into the Seattle Kraken
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Two guys come up with a black-owned business non-blacks will actually support. Yes, alcohol is involved
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(The Register)
 
 
 
TikTok is spending €420m on an Irish data center to establish a beachhead to Europe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers win legal right to remain in their river home. Nice
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Black cartoonist: 'I am being silenced over white feelings'
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Littering will get you a pony. Lesson learned
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The open-source Occupy Archive settles in at Case Western Reserve University as the movement approaches its 10th anniversary
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sometime after 5pm: Bark bark bark bark bark Yap yap yap Whine. Whine. SNARL Whine. *smokebomb*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's this, then? Romanes Eunt Domus? People called Romanes they go the house?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior says the quiet part out loud on conservative radio. The Trump administration has been monitoring social media for antiracism
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pubic Hair Authentic Leather having a tough time with Māori speakers in New Zealand
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Port officials in charge of storage and security at Beirut port might be in a little bit of trouble
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Park Avenue plastic surgeon fights 'dozens of imposters' catfishing patients online. If only there was a way he could make himself stand out
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Liberty University outraged after Jerry Falwell Jr. was seen boozing it up on a yacht
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is your quarantine routine getting stale? How about getting drunk on white wine and eating cookies today?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Navy SEALs to museum that featured demonstrations of dogs attacking a man wearing a Colin Kaepernick Jersey: GTFO
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
FBG Duck goosed
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ I've been in love with love... And the idea of... something binding us together... You know that love is strong enough... ♪
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
It's official: Molina really does catch everything
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Malaysian police raid Al Jazeera's office, prompting condemnation for attacking the freedom of the press as well as confusion as people try to figure out if a Malaysian is more or less than a Brazilian
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Can Trump say anything coherent?
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Death by Ignorance" - Herman Cain should still be alive, but there's not cure for stupid
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "MSNBC producer resigns from network with scathing letter: They block 'diversity of thought' and 'amplify fringe voices'" and, I say again, that is the "Fox News headline"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 76ers have a hard time getting it done lately
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not Hygge it's samfundssind
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
LGBTQ Native American Anthropology professor at Arizona State University who died of COVID-19 after being forced to teach in person turns out to not have been a person at all
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
LGBTQ Native American Anthropology professor at Arizona State University who died of COVID-19 after being forced to teach in person turns out to not have been a person at all
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Lockdown study reports surge in health anxieties, days spent at home ending in "Y"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Seriously, do the UK rags just hate Meghan Markle or what? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro says she won't take a coronavirus vaccine. Very well; we agree to your terms
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Adorable raccoons show off their finger paintings
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The mango Mussolini is now claiming his approval rate is higher than Obama's. Yes he's serious, and don't call me Shirley
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians believe unfounded COVID-19 theories: the virus was engineered in China; the virus is a cover up of 5G effects; hydroxychloroquine can cure it; or rinsing your nose with a saline solution can protect you from infection
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians believe unfounded COVID-19 theories: the virus was engineered in China; the virus is a cover up of 5G effects; hydroxychloroquine can cure it; or rinsing your nose with a saline solution can protect you from infection
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Subby wants to play Battleship with Iran
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bi woman in poly relationship harassed for not being bi enough because it's 2020 and that's how we do things now (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Grab Some Nuts Day, the one day of the year where the Fark Squirrel is at his most nervous
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Two restaurants have filled that void in our hearts which we all vaguely sense but can never pin down or put a name to. Presenting the pierogi taco
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"You've got to remember that these are just simple blathering stooges. These are people of the social media. The common clay of the new GOP. You know... morons"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, "Is such a thing possible?". Ancient Egyptian theorists, "No"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the Adams trade, NY Jets don't have a single one of their eight first-round picks from 2011 through 2017
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scienticians identify new source of Covid outbreaks: boredom
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scienticians identify new source of Covid outbreaks: boredom
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Lego broke the internet, bottom of your foot
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
You'll enjoy Alanis Morissette debuting a new song via Zoom, but you oughta know her young daughter keeps interrupting
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Radar)
 
 
 
The original M*A*S*H* Bell 47 helicopter is for sale. And now you got the theme song stuck in your head
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Your argument is invalid, it's social media that is the problem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
He is both the hero we deserve, and the hero we need right now. He's also a hamster
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's defies online petition demanding English-sounding names for ethnic food
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Can Uncle Allen hold off the King of the Ropes? Will Bayley's ego write a check that Nikki can cash? Naomi deserves better but still gets stuck facing Lacey & how are Mandy and Otis doing? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Negative, Ghostwriter, the content management system is full
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(Journalism.org)
 
 
 
Americans who get their news from social media are more likely to be wrong about that news. People who pay just $5 per month excluded
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic talks to himself about how weird it is being the only person in the stands at baseball ballgames right now
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you missed the Fyre Festival, the U.S. Marshals are auctioning off all the leftover merch
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Shark attacks in the ocean have you swimming in the lakes instead? Don't read this article (disturbing image warning)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Video shows Trump only voted by mail after failing to commit voter fraud in person
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pinterest up across the board
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, Melania's Mt. Rushmore dress didn't feature drawing by victims of child sex-trafficking to raise awareness of their plight, it was just a really ugly dress
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Dude, one cannot just swim in an aquarium in his underwear to be one with the fishes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola to introduce an alcoholic drink called Topo Chico. Oh Eddie
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target Tonya loses clients, husband, career because of masks, now has some regerts
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN): "War is not a game. Video games should not be recruitment tools for the military"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why some Americans will never wear a mask. Um...is it because they're idiots?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Yes, old man Michael Jordan still can and will bust your ass on the basketball court
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Heyyyy - good question
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Heyyyy - good question
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least there's beer
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
How strong is deformed Chinese concrete?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thank you Mr. President
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
BoJo's plan to get us cycling again gets off to a rocky start as the website set up to issue free £50 bike repair vouchers crashes within a yoctosecond of going live
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In other news, LeBron James won't power down his phone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women sentenced to 2 years in prison for making TikTok videos. Seems lenient
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Police in NJ towns tell residents they will be happy to keep an eye on their houses while they are on vacation according to Officers Harry Pesci and Marv Stern
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Goddamn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news for all the rich turdblossoms paying to summit Mount Everest each year: Now you can enjoy full 5G cell service while riding comfortably on the back of your assigned Sherpa. Sure, the Chinese might be monitoring your call, but whatevs
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ordinary average size ocean sunfish baffles beachgoers after washing up on Aussie shore. Since this is a kooked-up British tabloid article, it's a HUGE 6ft 'alien creature' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Weather man fired for saying which way the wind's blowing
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsinites aren't worried about Chicago's quarantining of their state as people "want to live in their summer homes"
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
After saying dead protesters would "blend in with the pavement," Kentucky special education teacher resigns to spend more time with her white hood and burning cross
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This, my friends, is a real Canadian scandal
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"We chose the name Humorolethalis sergius. It sounds like lethal humor and is derived from the Latin words humorosus, meaning wet or moist, and lethalis meaning dead"
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Somebody messed up a mundane detail at Etsy, causes merchants to be charged 100x their normal shipping fees. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win half your restaurants closing permanently cause you couldn't do what every other business did and shutter during a health emergency
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
A skydiving trip will cost an arm and a leg but, if you're lucky, you might get the leg back
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sick of Working From Home? Just change your definition of Home. Barbados is offering 1 year visas for remote workers. Offer not valid in USA
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Someone gives you a gun, you give them a trumpet. That's the New Orleans way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Social Media companies are gonna get a grilling about their role in destroying democracy right before the November elections. Put a shrimp on the barbie for all of us, Australia
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I was not seig heiling, it's all a misunderstanding, and even if I was seig heiling, which I totally wasn't, I have a first amendment right to seig heil all I want to, not that I was doing that, even though the photos look like me seig heiling
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Bumped Belarusian BTRs Bounce
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Remember the mysterious "Umbrella Man" whose Auto Zone window smashing became the spark that led to days of rioting in Minneapolis? You'll never guess who it was
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Remember the mysterious "Umbrella Man" whose Auto Zone window smashing became the spark that led to days of rioting in Minneapolis? You'll never guess who it was
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend has been quarantining alone for months. She's convinced that she's having an emotional relationship with a ghost living inside her apartment and that there is a sexual component to it. Should I be concerned about her mental health?"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Let's hear it for the Washington "_______________'s" - What's in a name? Just ask the New York Jews
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you pay the extra for the VIP package, you can also have a microwave, TV, refrigerator & potted plant.....in your cell
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I know if my teenager is in a polyamorous relationship?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks is officially Greecy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
MmmStop
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out for I was having mozzarella sticks
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(Medium)
 
 
 
William Shatner says the YouTube channel RedLetterMedia is cyberbullying him on Twitter, because 2020 isn't bizarre enough yet
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Miami police setting up "mask traps". Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan hard cider outfit cancels "Tribute to Trump" at their orchard with Corey Lewandowski & ex-Milwaukee Sheriff Clark after online boycott campaign
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're not terrified about Facebook, you haven't been paying attention. Tag is both obvious and not obvious, depending on your attention paying factor
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
QAnon believers will likely outlast and outsmart Twitter's bans if for no other reason than you just can't eliminate cockroaches and viruses that easily
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Yes HUD actually DID issue a "how to spot a transgender woman" memo to homeless shelters, and yes, it actually does read like a collection of "lessons learned" from one night out in the clubs for Ben Carson
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fine, you ungrateful peons, I'll shave my damn mustache
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That hot Portland protester who got naked says she's naked all the time and wombat disco billfold because you're no longer reading this headline (possibly NSFW due to buttocks)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
About that decentralized internet
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Are these the "good old days" of the pandemic?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How to deal with idiots: Pandemic Denier edition
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When will we all just admit that our apps see and hear everything we do and we simply don't care?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When will we all just admit that our apps see and hear everything we do and we simply don't care?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Walmart bans couple from all stores for 1 year for following mask mandate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
↘ 32
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just in case it was unclear, leaving the "NBA Bubble" to attend a funeral doesn't include visiting strip clubs. And yes, we're talking to you, Lou Williams
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Jamal Adams gets his wish ... and the Seahawks get even better, damn them. And yes, subby is a Niners fan
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager assaulted by police will not face charges for ... *checks notes* ... dangling a donut in front of officers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds offers $5,000 reward for little girl's stolen teddy bear. A very, very dusty teddy bear
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan Foundation to Trump campaign: Leave us out of this
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(CBC)
 
 
 
And here we see the rare Canadianus Idioticus in its natural habitat
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Today's Fark Mad Libs headline: "Aaron Carter threatens to sue pug rescue organization for defamation"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the 9,000th time: wear your farking mask
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots tree surgeon with a sense of humor now calls himself Forest Stump after losing leg in machine horror
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's always a moment between saying, "What are you going to do, stab me?" and actually getting stabbed. This is one of those moments
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Garmin held for ransom...Recalculating
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Garmin held for ransom...Recalculating
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Small town musician gets followed on social media by Chrissy Teigen. Since this is on Fark, you can probably guess what happened next. And yes, he wrote a song about it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Many Americans are idiots
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How many mice is a moose?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, so I have a theory and I fully expect you all to mess it up, but I need more data. If there was nothing barring you from enjoying either, do you prefer alcohol or pot? Are you an introvert or extrovert?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Amelia Earhart Day, in which millions of people all over the world celebrate by checking their attics to make sure she isn't hiding in there
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you can't trust a "microblading artist, creator, entrepreneur and social media maven" to crack global human trafficking rings operating in plain sight, who can you trust?
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(Market Screener)
 
 
 
A&E viewership cut in half thanks to this one strange trick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not put your knee on the neck of a 2 y.o. child to make your point about BLM
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US can send a C-17 hospital plane across the world to get a sick Kuwaiti royal. Remember that as you die in debt to your hospital for a broken arm
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Since the Administration seems to want guidelines for COVID-19 to be the Survival of the "Fittest," it is timely that the BBC yesterday released a list of the five best books on evolution
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Kanye says he'll spill family secrets if the Kardashians try to lock him up. Currently holed up in a bunker with Dave Chappelle, who is presumably collecting new material
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
What's considered trashy when you're poor, but classy when you're rich? Some ideas to the left, your answers to the right
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Thu July 23, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera last week: "It's terrible that the judge in the Ghislaine Maxwell case denied her bail and kept her locked up." Geraldo this week: "Trump was brave to say he wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well." What's up with this guy, hmmm?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fratboys and alcoholics could, nay, will ruin college reopenings
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Release the Cohen
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Let's see what happened after the cameras stopped rolling on Netflix's reality show Indian Matchmaking: 0 for 6
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(Time)
 
 
 
You gotta ask yourself one question: "Would Clint Eastwood hawk CBD?"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Officials at Big Bear Lake want you to know that signs warning of increased satanic cult activity are fake. Satanic cult activity in the area is at normal levels
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Anna Camp: "I didn't wear a mask outside just this one time. Oops"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
The covidiots and maskholes are trashing our National Parks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity apologizes for wrong thing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are now crowdsourcing how to live because the federal government has completely failed to help guide them through the coronavirus pandemic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: A congressman blasts Trump's response to the Ghislaine Maxwell question yesterday. News: a REPUBLICAN congressman. Fark: Who is NOT in a swing district but the reddest part of TX
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
COVID-rage-bro goes full racist drink-tosser at restaurant employee. Employee leaps atop counter and becomes The Angry Fist (of course there's video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toronto "chair girl" spared jail for stunt, possibly on basis of being so very scared
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Tue July 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever see a donkey in jean shorts? You know the state
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Private pandemic proms: Footloose and fancy-free fetes or fatal fark-ups?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know what doesn't make a kid's water park fun? Bear spray
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#HonestObit
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
This dog can actually talk, and she wants a goddamn steak (w/video)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CBS burying the lede
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Mon July 20, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Northern California restaurant near El Dorado Hills refuses to serve people who ARE wearing masks. It's like the gold rush all over again, but with disease
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
After its stunning debut in Portland, Trump and DHS plan to take their Naked Federal Power Grab show on the road
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wall of moms: this is America. No snark
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yeezy fails to get his name on the ballot in South Carolina. Tens of people and fish who took him seriously despondent
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
The fledgling streaming services HBO Max and Peacock both have one big hurdle to overcome: playing nice with Roku, the dominant TV streaming platform
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Out of the clouds of tear gas, an apparition emerges" (possibly NSFW)
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
So how well is Kanye's first presidential rally going?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Oh, we're sorry man, we didn't know that our bar banning baggy blue jeans, long white tee shirts, do rags and baseball caps worn backward was racist?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Desperate UK residents increasingly falling for 130 year old scam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Desperate UK residents increasingly falling for 130 year old scam
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Pictures from inside the Bonhomme Richard. Yeah, that's a total constructive loss
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News spins the Wheel of Blame and determines Florida COVID cases being spread by... gangs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump adviser tells WaPo that when it comes to the pandemic, the president is "not really working this anymore. He doesn't want to be distracted by it. He's not calling and asking about data. He's not worried about cases"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Then why did you run the piece?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Roger Stone's love children discovered. The fruit doesn't fall that far from the tree. Except for that one thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sebastian Bach is tired of the monkey business
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The last remnants of the old Republic have been swept away
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
"This is your weener. This is your weener on pr0n" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
If you have a 'condition' causing panic and anxiety when wearing a mask, don't go into a liquor store to pick up some beer
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Help, I've got a Ferrari in me bush
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Help, I've got a Ferrari in me bush
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farmers didn't realize voting for the death plague party would mean having a death plague
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
2020, When will the madness end? Madness
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
BTS is the radical revolution we're craving and yes I sent it to Politics
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hell to pay for knocking down a statue. New post-soviet hotness: Hell toupee ON a statue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Get to Know Your Customers Day, and yes, those are the irate people refusing to wear masks and screaming at you from over there
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian Navy is dropping "seaman" to make a gender-neutral title and quit making us laugh
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You know, they just don't make good porn anymore
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The more you tighten your grip, Gmail, the more app systems will slip through your fingers
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
How to talk to a conspiracy theorist. You can't obviously, but still, if you want to give it a shot
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
"Did Twitch ban you for talking about 5G causing Covid?" "I don't think so. In fact, I-" "What Dr. Disrespect means to say is that he has no idea why he was banned and that's all legal will let him say"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's my fetish
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's my fetish
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You better believe death planning is a growth market these days
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger hoax (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Smelly Kelly"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tommy Fisher, CEO of Fisher Industries, said Sunday that he thought the president "just got some misinformation on this stuff" and that he had "complete respect" for Trump... It's amazing how one can hold onto a pocket from underneath a bus
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So you're in the middle of a pandemic and you're having a contract dispute over pay with doctors and surgeons? Do you a) cave and pay them b) bring in arbitration c) try to change the rules so they can't leave? Hint: Alberta
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
"I thought if I hoarded all the good names that would keep someone else who might be a pain in the neck from getting them"
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(Glum Guy)
 
 
 
Morphing before-after photos of a Poconos resort. Warning - the before ones are from the hopeful 60's, the after ones are stereotypical of 2020
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Captain America passes shield to littlest Avenger
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Far-right politician calls for removal of Jews. "What we need to do, perhaps more than anything, is remove these people, once and for all, from our country." Difficulty: Canada
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Magaluf closes bars "for the rest of the year" because Britons don't know how to party safely
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
What's the oldest piece of software you maintain, and why? Someone out there has to be keeping Microsoft Bob alive in Windows 10
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(Craft Beer & Brewing)
 
 
 
I'll see your KKK beer and raise you an open-source contribution to the Black Lives Matter movement and growing support to end police brutality and systemic racism
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"It's like they don't care. Life is normal. Nothing's changed for them...I just couldn't believe, everyone's standing outside. Everyone is congregating like nothing is happening"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
#DontExecute goes viral in Iran. Surprisingly not about covid-19 or stuxnet
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Burberry sees sales dropping, prepares for layoffs. There's a pattern emerging here
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I can tell it's a deep fake from some of the pixels and because I've shooped a lot of whoops in my time
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mysterious face appears on woman's butt during day out sparks ghost fears. Hmmmm...This is going to take some time to crack this case *enhance* (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's tweets in support of Goya products are further increasing calls for boycotts among latinos. Trump supporters still clueless on what to do with six cases of canned huitlacoche
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Police department responds to incident where Five Guys refused to serve police who were not wearing masks. Hopefully not an armed response
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but here's why you don't necessarily feel comfortable wearing a mask even though you're still getting plenty of O2
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
'Mostly compliant'
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Update: World famous street artist Banksy's virus-inspired Tube artwork was ACCIDENTALLY removed by a train cleaner with no appreciation for the arts. Luckily transport chiefs want him to do another one
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My fiancé left me in lockdown and I can't get over him. What can I do?"
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Klan beer removed from shelves
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rarely is the question asked... Won't somebody please think of the landlords?
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I'd rather vote for a tuna fish sandwich." Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry voter
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Governor Ducey, that's not social distancing"
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(Some Cruise Guy)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean may be in deep financial trouble, but they're passing lockdown time by updating their corporate parent name. Also, they'd like you to know their logo is so iconic that their HQ building looks just like it when viewed from space
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Floridan Man, Kansas City Man flashes gun at BBQ restaurant employee who asks him to put on a mask
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Disney presents their new Russian Roulette ride, offering mask-free Covid-19 zones for guests to relax and ... cough cough ... excuse me, I don't feel so hot
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Quote that makes sense in context and is actually a truth everyone should hold as self evident but that can and will be twisted by assholes with agendas, president of AAPD says "everyone will become disabled if they're lucky enough"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Police chief claims man and three officers all just happened to fall down at same time. Has no explanation for the knee on the neck
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Burn Facebook to the farking ground and salt the smoking rubble, exhibit #7,395
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Gunn tried to be loud and proud with Velma in the Scooby Doo movies including a kiss between her and Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar) that obviously didn't make the final cut. "But, thankfully, the farting remained"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Big Brother is watching all of us
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Boomers suck at technology, unless it involves reposting that FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT KILLARY message to Facebook
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Boomers suck at technology, unless it involves reposting that FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT KILLARY message to Facebook
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House talking points on Dr. Fauci include...WTF Ben Garrison cartoon?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is it like to be an American in Europe right now
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Frogs are apparently smarter than humans
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Two livestreamers who came down with COVID-19 symptoms at Disney World return the next day to make sure everyone has exactly as much fun as they did
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(Axios)
 
 
 
White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows has come up with a cunning secret plan to catch staffers leaking information to the press, that's lifted from a Tom Clancy novel. And since you are reading about it here on Fark, you know how well it's working
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Owners of shiny new 2020 Corvettes report front trunklid popping up while driving. GM engineers: that's impossible, must be user error
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
What do you get when parents can't afford to stay home with their kids? A super spreader event at a daycare
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The cake is a lie
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Runner "collides" with bear in Glacier National Park. Someone forgot to yell "On your left"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will all the Ubisoft executives who did not engage in sexual harassment please raise their hands. (looks around room) C'mon, let's see those hands ... hey, where is everyone going?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida county commissioner who voted against a county wide masking ordinance now in hospital with COVID-19 organ failure. Ironic tag missing, because this isn't ironic in the least
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
That is Way not Fair
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart+ to rival Amazon Prime. Benefits include not having to dress up to go shopping
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Most glorious nation of Kazakhstan says Chinese are know-nothings and there is no new deadly virus is most wonderful and healthy nation
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you are even remotely surprised by this revelation, we'd like to offer you a great deal on a historical transportation landmark that spans the East River between Manhattan and Brooklyn
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Fri July 10, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Voting Giant Meteor 2020? How about a comet instead?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How a contagion spreads - here come the mathematics
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen Deb is on the other side of the counter
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chef doesn't understand the backlash to his Coronavirus-inspired culinary creation
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Large group of naked teenagers spotted frolicking. In other news, England has a city named after tall bipedal snow reptiles, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth (possible nsfw content on page)
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(You're in all discussions)
 
 
 
Not worth it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Julia Sawalha, an actress in the original Chicken Run, accuses producers of ageism after she was dropped from the sequel with no explanation, assures everyone she's not a racist psycho like Mel Gibson
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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Thu July 09, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter and daughter in critical condition after crash caused by iguana
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In these trying times, you just need a cupcake to forget about the virus
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Toddler dubbed 'Tiny Hawk' goes viral for skateboarding skills: "Whoosh. He calls it whoosh. All day, every day, Mama I go whoosh" (w/video)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES...Mariah Carey is writing a book
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
How many of Quibi's viewers have dropped out after the 3 month free trial? Over 90%
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
I did Nazi that coming... and I didn't hear it either. Bonus: article describes someone as "not deaf enough"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The surfacing of racists is so prevalent right now .... because Trump HIMSELF uses his position to incite racial tension and to promote aggression towards POC, foreigners, and immigrants"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A goat's best friend is his dog
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No mask, no civility, no job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook has removed Roger Stone from Instagram after linking him to more than 100 fake Facebook pages and Instagram accounts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook has removed Roger Stone from Instagram after linking him to more than 100 fake Facebook pages and Instagram accounts
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's Internet now locked up inside China's Great Firewall
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Social media sleuths confuse Illinois youth pastor for man in viral Costco video
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys' Poe wants Jerry Jones to support players; Baltimore's Poe wants Jerry Jones to stuff them, feet first, up a chimney
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
It's a virtual chicken wing party and you're all invited
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Make terrible movies. Make terrible records. That's fine. But you threaten a puppy, you better be ready for war (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People have some strong opinions about a group of intellectuals, artists and reactionaries who don't like being criticized on Twitter
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned, inch by inch
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kanye: "I'm TOTALLY cool with taking away votes from Biden and helping Trump win"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brazil's president says his Covid-19 diagnosis will be cured with hydrochlorbeebopadoola. Good luck with that, doofus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know what you're thinking: "I would love to start my day by watching a video of Cardi B getting her vagina bleached." Well today is your lucky day my friend
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Halle Berry transitions from working on film to apologizing profusely for working on film
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
How a new Facebook advertising boycott inspired by Black Lives Matter is different than prior efforts. Subby was unsure if the Politics tab trumps the Business one
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
How a new Facebook advertising boycott inspired by Black Lives Matter is different than prior efforts. Subby was unsure if the Politics tab trumps the Business one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You gotta be some kind of special epic stupid to go to a Black Lives Matter protest and yell, "White lives are better." Oh, and you also are now fired from your job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Protip: You can't misinterpret a Hitler quote if you don't post a quote by Hitler on social media. In short, don't ever quote Hitler. Ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook is also a data collection service disguised as social media
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Comics legend Bill Sienkiewicz gets turned down by "Dilbert" creator/aggrieved white man Scott Adams to do draw-off challenge for charity, which is a bit like Leonardo Da Vinci getting turned down by that kid in "Raising Arizona" who draws FART
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)