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Wed June 20, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
My daughter won't do any charity work or volunteer work, finding ways to get out of it or pawn the work off on someone else. Yet her siblings all do their share. Is she selfish? Hell, selfish, it sounds as if she's management material
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Texas billboard tells liberals to keep driving until they leave the state. Liberals say way ahead of you on that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As usual, Apple has worms. Hot, hot worms chewing up your battery and barfing on your camera
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Did rappers Soldier Kidd & Soldier JoJo out themselves as XXXTentacion's killers on Instagram? You may still post "who?" to the right
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Did rappers Soldier Kidd & Soldier JoJo out themselves as XXXTentacion's killers on Instagram? You may still post "who?" to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has received a strongly worded letter from groups demanding he stop selling his facial recognition technology... LOL, including his shareholders
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to the Romero Institute of Cybermedia and Blogging Studies, young adults remember bad social media experiences far more vividly than good ones, exacerbating their depressive tendencies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Multiple people stabbed after huge brawl breaks out on Coney Island beach. No word if the Warriors came out to play
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Your team scored a last minute goal to beat Tunisia in the World Cup, so you might want to try and stay alive for the next match (possible nsfw content on page)
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(St. John's Telegram)
 
 
 
Real estate advertisements include one about a prisoner-of-war, and another about a dead man during his wake
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(St. John's Telegram)
 
 
 
Real estate advertisements include one about a prisoner-of-war, and another about a dead man during his wake
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good food tastes better when it is served by an attractive lady, say most men
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
In wake of Osaka earthquake, Twitter buzz begins fingering foreigners for unspecified "crimes" committed against native Japanese. "Who are those Koreans poisoning water in the wells every time a quake happens?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soaked Keanu grimly soldiers on while filming rainy scene for John Wick 3 in Times Square
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amid the uproar over taking children away from parents at the border, the State Department thinks it's a dandy time to give "tips for traveling with kids" on Facebook Live. Goes about as well as you'd expect
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What is it, Cheeta?" "Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What, the leopard has fallen in the well? You take care of it I'm busy"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My husband refuses to get a vasectomy despite the fact that I've told him to on multiple occasions. Should I start withholding sex from him until he obeys?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Spray parks are a great way to cool off in the heat of the summer... unless they're spraying raw sewage all over your kids. POOP FOUNTAIN!
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Spray parks are a great way to cool off in the heat of the summer... unless they're spraying raw sewage all over your kids. POOP FOUNTAIN!
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The enduring mystery over who actually drinks advocaat may have been solved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Twitter derp is now full wharrgarbl. What comes after full wharrgarbl?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's entertainment chief fired after backlash over Russian circus nudity. And by 'nudity', I mean 'women wearing skin-tight clothing'
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
The EU declares war on memes. Everybody panic
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Prodeum - which promised to revolutionize the fruit and vegetable industry - replaced its website, post-ICO, with a white screen that contained just one word. "Penis"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The band As I Lay Dying reunites after lead singer is released from jail for As I Hired A Hitman To Kill My Wife
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
If you're a college pitching coach, maybe don't use a dildo called the "dick of death" as a teaching/motivational tool
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
On the channel that used to be ABC Family and housed the 700 Club two women have a frank discussion about cunnilingus, lesbian cunnilingus during prime time. Prime time indeed
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"We're Proud To Announce The First Genital Recognition Software." Pretty sure that's been on Fark for years
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Germany defeats Mexico"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 69 Mickelson offers to withdraw
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire loses $20M home in divorce, then allegedly puts dead fish in vents, sprays fart scent, puts human hair balls in drawers. His name? Bill Gross
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World Cup "Man of the Match"? Awesome. Wait, it's from Budweiser? Yeah, no thanks, I'm good
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady actually sees retirement coming soon. Really
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Incredibles 2 now comes with a warning thanks to animators' bright idea. Tag is for audience reaction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are not very good at parenting. Probably because their kid keeps beating up Tommy Lee
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Alabama football offers a scholarship to an offensive lineman. Holy FARK: He is 14 years old, is 6-foot-7 and weighs 350 pounds
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cruz beats Kimmel in the "Blobfish Basketball Classic"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
22 year old idiot stabs himself to death because he thought his vest was stab-proof
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines treating passengers badly? London Stansted Airport: "Hold my beer"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are lots of reasons people get a divorce. Cheating, money problems, salting your movie theater popcorn without permission
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Vermouth is the new gin'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man stabbed outside New Hampshire diner after things get a little heated
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police officer saves choking 3-year-old by slapping his back until a quarter comes out. Well that makes cents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jillian Michaels loses a whopping 100+ pounds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Lennon was a terrorist according to Nixon
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All hail Satan. Netflix has picked up Lucifer
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Fri June 15, 2018
(US College Hockey)
 
 
 
College hockey player passes surprise tapeworm, calls mom on Facetime to show her. Man, those millennials will put anything on social media
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Family, dog, discover The Incredible Journey takes a lot longer without a cat
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Mum buys €1.50 inflatable paddling pool for her children, forgets to read the small print on the package
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The teen who crawled through a river of shiat to rescue a fawn and came out clean on the other side
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri woman sentenced to 2 years in prison after getting caught with heroin, ecstasy, and a cooter shooter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I like my landmines like I like my women. Covered in bees. Charge Sensing Bees tag to the rescue
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump forecasted his own summit with 'wacko' North Korea on TV in 1999 and warned the communist regime was 'not a bunch of dummies' - but said he would 'negotiate like crazy' before striking them
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four Russian female hooligans including a Nazi-supporting McDonald's worker have been banned from World Cup stadiums, however you wouldn't ban three of the four of them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Some people have a goal to hike the Appalachian Trail. Some people have a goal to sail across the Pacific. Then there's this guy
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(Flight Global)
 
 
 
Airplane burned to the ground in PNG. Would have been a greater loss in JPEG
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unfamiliar with aerial photography, Arizona group determines white crosses painted on ground expose an "international pedophile conspiracy for the benefit of global elites"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unfamiliar with aerial photography, Arizona group determines white crosses painted on ground expose an "international pedophile conspiracy for the benefit of global elites"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker says there "aren't enough white kids to go around"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Target pulls out of selling "baby daddy" cards for Father's Day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple taking a selfie while vacationing in Portugal end up taking the plunge
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Drink your Orioles (19-48) pain away: Baltimore bar now offers free shots every time Chris Davis (.150) gets a hit
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Wed June 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Adults in Japan getting Younger. Wha?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mayo candidate leaves twitter after harassment. Mustard and Ketchup candidates to follow
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(Slate)
 
 
 
These are the three types of surveillance on Facebook. TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHICH TYPE OF SURVEILLANCE YOU ARE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for something completely Madlibian: Brad Pitt rides bike in London amid custody negotiations with estranged wife Angelina Jolie
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AZ Lawmaker calls immigration an "existential threat" . Not ILLEGAL immigration, any kind: "If we don't do something about immigration very soon, the demographics of our country will be irrevocably changed and we will be a very different country"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IQ scores worldwide are dropping or something. Whatever that means. Link goes to place with words and stuff. Party on
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You thought cryptocurrencies were a scam? Well, you were right but at the same time you have no idea how much of a scam. It says something when Facebook bans cryptocurrency ads
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seven personality types who are most likely to cheat on their partners
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Black-masked bandit scales tower. Fire officials consider their options, including getting the captain's plinking gun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plagiarizing an essay about plagiarism might get you a failing grade, on Fark (NSFW content on page)
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man touches tit. It's not news, it's Fark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: Russia's coming for 2018, yo
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Researcher study 160 million memes and find out they mostly come from /pol/ and r/The_Donald. Now we just have to nuke the sources
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Toxic fandom and bad writing is killing the Star Wars franchise, mostly bad writing but fanboys aren't helping
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Spiderraccoon, Spiderraccoon, doing whatever a Spiderraccoon does
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What could be worse than swatting? India: Hold my Kingfisher
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Irish Marketplace vandalized with "immigrants not welcome." This is not a repeat from the 19th century
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The TSA has an image problem
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australians blame McDonald's for poor bladder control (possible nsfw content on page)
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Political overreaction is the new norm. EVERYBODY OVERREACT
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Prepare to be ripped off
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Well, that was fast; Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are engaged after dating for weeks
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Mon June 11, 2018
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
That was supposed to be CR, not an H
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Put my picture on your luggage and you'll be facing a lawsuit for traumatising baggage handlers"
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Sun June 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The EU is determined to get itself cut off from the rest of the Internet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Magnitude 3.9 earthquake strikes England, strong enough to make people out drinking on Saturday night walk straight for a few steps
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oceans 8 swims to victory with $42 million and the #1 spot, Solo scraping together $14.3 million at #2, narrowly edging out Paranormal Activity rip-off Hereditary, which debuted at #3 with $13.7 million as Deadpool 2 slips to #4 with $12.8 million
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boxers stop fight to watch massive brawl that erupts in the audience (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC reporter discovers that some Star Wars fans are kinda assholes. Wait until he learns about the lack of ethics in video game journalism
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(MSN)
 
 
 
IHOP seems bound and determined to go through with their painfully obvious publicity stunt ... which, admittedly, has been working really well for them
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert takes down the hateful dweeb trolls that attacked Kelly Marie Tran
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rap artist Lil' Kim, who makes $18,000/month files for bankruptcy after debts total $4 million. In other news, Lil' Kim still makes $18,000 a month
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Jesus would have baked that cake"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Valedictorian at school gets her mic cut before she can talk about her sexual assault. Horrendously stupid school officials don't know how publicity works
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Daily Dot explores the history of the acronym NSFW, including Drew's early attempt in 2007 to trademark the phrase for Fark
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau proves Trump has been overstating his own height by at least two inches
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Fri June 08, 2018
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
People are flocking to Galveston, TX to see the rare and unfamiliar migratory crystal-clear blue water
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your nope of the day comes from China where a doctor had to pull a giant leech out of the nose of a man who complained of a nosebleed (w/video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In honor of Anthony Bourdain's passing, here's a look back at the coolest meal he ever enjoyed, with the coolest president we've ever had so far
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A couple decides to get busy in a church graveyard. Of course the *Scottish* Sun is there (pixellated NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ivanka used Kardashian as a big-ass pawn
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sons of Anarchy's Alan O'Neill has gone off to the great big biker bar in the sky
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: The flies swarming Central Florida are perfectly normal, and not in response to a local manifestation of Beelzebub. He's more of a Key West kind of dude
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It has been 30 days since Melania announced the "Be Best" campaign. Let's check on how the rollout is going. Oh... Oh dear
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Make America Grate Again
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
While it's somewhat unusual to see a fight in the middle of a suburban street, it's very unusual when it's between two bulls
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Wed June 06, 2018
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
He hitchhiked to town and spent his first night sleeping on a park bench. He tried out the next day and was on his way to 10-time all star career and HOF shoo-in. RIP Red Schoendienst at 95 years young
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
German bird poop expert declared emperor
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it - "It was something that had a high probability of happening sometime"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee returns to television tonight under closer network supervision. After singing the national anthem Bee will present the new host of the show, a bee puppet named Samantha that introduces cartoons
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
After the Supreme Court's ruling in the wedding cake case, SD lawmaker becomes the first to hop on the slippery slope and ride it ALL the way to the bottom, arguing on FB that business should also be allowed to 'turn away people of color,' too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband of twenty years and I ended our marriage after he came out as gay. He still comes over to see our daughters and have dinner; however, he talks about his dating life and it hurts. I still love him. How can I stop this?"
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Body of man 'obsessed' with Breaking Bad is found wrapped in plastic in New Mexico desert. Strangely not part of the script
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Twitter has a policy of removing suspending users who make threatening tweets. Unless that user happens to be the "supreme leader" of Iran
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian reveals purple monkey dishwater photosynthesis orangutan
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Fast forward to 10:30 to get to the underwater camera shot of crab traps in Louisiana. Then wait for it - crab fight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your official state twitter account might be a Russian bot
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Why are all those men waving flags at me? Is it a parade? They're wearing pretty orange vests. Hey, barricades, it is a parade. I'm gonna text all my friends. AHHHHHHHHHHH (with pics)
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Curiosity found something interesting on Mars, but NASA won't say what until Thursday. Which is pretty much what you'd expect from NASA if they were about to announce finding a colony of Martian lizard people. Just sayin
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Pioneered by Microsoft as "embrace, extend and extinguish", all American tech giants now actively patrol the "kill zone", eliminating startups and scaring off any VCs inclined to fund them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Remember the dancing FBI agent who accidentally shot somebody? There's video, he looks even more Responsible-Gun-Ownerish than we imagined. (Dumbass, Stupid, and Asinine tags duck for Followup tag)
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Mon June 04, 2018
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
You know, striking and killing a black man with your truck might just have been a horrible accident, but if you go home and chat online with your buddies about how you just killed "some [n-word]" and use a smiley emoticon, people are gonna double check
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(The Daily News Online)
 
 
 
If your parade float features a black baby hanging from a tree, you just might be called a racist
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone gets hit by a train. Do you a) rush to their aid, b) call emergency services or c) stand around and take selfies?
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Study shows that too much bad news makes you mentally ill and physically sick. Ask your doctor if Farkitol® is right for you
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart takes time away from rescuing animals in NJ to defend Samantha Bee against BULLSH*T MOUNTAIN: "They don't give a sh*t about the word 'c-,'"
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man from the year 6491. Aliens. Giorgio is beside himself
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Men with beards looking up. That is all
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to go full prepper, make sure your electrical work is up to code
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arby's publishes new funny font with a saucy name, cause that's how they roll, sans pretension
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Ready Freddy?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Outrage in Germany as far-right leader describes Nazi era as a 'speck of bird poop in more than a thousand successful years' of the country's history
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Sat June 02, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why your children are such misbehaving little shiatheels and what you can do about it. Or, rather, what you could do about it if you weren't the sort of parent who raised misbehaving little shiatheels in the first place
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The last time there was this much irony in one place it was a battleshipy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The last time there was this much irony in one place it was a battleshipy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Small airplane clips tractor-trailer hauling pigs during emergency landing on highway. People and bacon-on-the-hoof all okay
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pentagon to take over handling security clearance checks. Nothing to see here, citizen, move along
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former manager of 2 Chainz, buys 1 Whip for homeless high school senior in Houston so she could use her scholarship in Austin
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
....is the word for Katy Perry's joke about Orlando Bloom
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
5 4-week-old kittens are rescued after 2 people spot 1 cat carrier left in 90° heat on the side of I-495. Nicknamed the 495-5, they require 4 weeks of bottle feeding. This story reported by channel 5. I was told there would be no math on Caturday
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex Dungeon. Nudist Spa. It's what the pearl-clutching Daily Mail was created to report on. With helpful picture of what a hot tub looks like
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Would you pay 5 cents per day to move to Uganda and use Twitter?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Would you pay 5 cents per day to move to Uganda and use Twitter?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Subway customer whips out ruler and finds '6-inch sub' is actually just 4½ inches. She must be fun on dates
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Murray lamenting the rise of social media: "'People document their life rather than live it"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Want more on Roseanne? Who doesn't, right? Here you go: her son says she's good people
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Can't you see this? It's right there
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The Crow" remake which has been on and off and on and off and on and off again is now off again as the film has lost its star and director. Again
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Roger Stone declares he will 'never betray' Donald Trump. Mueller still investigating the possibly of Stone giving him up, letting him go, running around and deserting him
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tend your garden or burglars will spring up like weeds (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Goofus scores touchdowns, gets high on coke, and murders a friend. Gallant scores touchdowns, flies in economy, and then pushes little old ladies' wheelchairs through airports
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Youtube remixer famous for electronic riffs on animated Disney themes calls gays an abomination. Clearly isn't aware of who his fanbase was
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue has some advice on how to get your summer vagina ready. Maybe Fark is mature enough for Teen Vogue after all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's check in with the black Bernie Bro who helped the Republicans suppress the black vote
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This just in: Teens are abandoning Facebook - for real this time
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When referring to a Australian sports star named Mason Cox, you really shouldn't ask a female co-host if she 'loves the cox' while on live TV
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Annoyed by the 'know-it-alls' in your life who are convinced they're always right? Take comfort in the fact that research shows they're actually less informed about the world than their peers
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Another day, another fake ghost image on the internet
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Top Gun 2: Tom on Top
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Inside the Roseanne writers room as everything went south
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In probably one of the only times a NFL player is called an angel, Arizona Cardinals tight end Jermaine Gresham made sure this woman caught her flight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold has to seek medical help for a shiat eating grin that has lasted more than 4 hours
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Happy Covfefe Day
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UAE decides to jail activist for 10 years over social media posts
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
First step: blame Ambien. Second step: Blame Michelle Obama. Third Step:???
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It is unclear what exactly sparked off the brawl of the century but one calls the other a sl** before all hell breaks loose
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(The Week)
 
 
 
THeRe aRE nEW rULeS iN ENGlisH FoR CaPiTaLiZaTiOn. use THeM
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wildwood, NJ mayor doubles down in defending the officer who repeatedly punched a 20-year-old mother in the head. "Women are hard to control"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That Ukrainian journalist who was murdered yesterday is alive and well. The murder was staged by Ukrainian intelligence with his cooperation to expose Russian agents operating in the country - something he might have mentioned to his wife
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hellmouth closed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Long of the Philadelphia Eagles better have the goon juice ready after he made a joke about the NHL on Twitter
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(Today)
 
Woofday
 
One plus one equals ten; airport delivery style. Definitely a repeat but too sweet not to share. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson compares the cancellation of Rosanne's show to book burning. Can someone please buy him a history book so he can learn one thing is not like the other?
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Tue May 29, 2018
(The Drum)
 
 
 
The biggest lies from the ad tech world. Wait, you mean people don't want to be stalked, tracked, and followed online? Ask Bill Hicks to fetch me my fainting couch
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
MSNBC asks Joy Reid what it takes to get fired from a TV show
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, apparently, the biased fake news media had the story of the Trump-Stormy Daniels pay-offs weeks before the election, but sat on it for some reason
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Photographer at a breaking news event gives Fox News a NSFW reply when they ask to use his photos, which was then promptly ignored. Then the copyright trolls showed up
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
According to this one former player, playing for the New England Patriots sucks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you lose out to a man in a chicken costume on a reality dating show, you need to reevaluate your life choices, as proven by last night's episode of The Bachelorette [Warning: Spoilers]
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Separating fact from fiction in the 1,500 missing immigrant children story
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue sure doesn't look fifty
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
29-year-old "penniless student" chosen by 55-year-old Russian oil tycoon's kids to be his new wife. Because it's the Daily Mail, I now question the existence of penniless students
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Fed up with people using your private street as a shortcut to the beach? The solution is simple: Make it a toll road
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You ever go on your honeymoon and come back to find someone built a 6-foot tall fence all around your home with a 2-foot clearance?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The true inspiration for The Rolling Stones' Jumpin' Jack Flash has been revealed. Ironically enough it's not a gas gas gas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♪ L'Araignée, l'Araignée / Est un être bien singulier / Dans sa toile, il attend / D'attraper les brigands / Attention / Car l'Araignée est là ♪
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Animal farts lift Virginia Tech researcher's book to New York Times bestselling list. Man, what are they feeding those things?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ellicott City, MD awash in 1000 year floodwaters for the 2nd time in 2 years
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm not saying its aliens but a wingless super sonic tic tac
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Machines can spot online arguments. No they can't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school: We're not playing the national anthem before the game. Crowd: Hold our beer and watch this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD wants you to look out. Here cums the Spiderman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carter Page says, being a right wing scumbag ruined my life. If only I didn't hate everyone on the planet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alan Rickman's archival papers reveal the actor had misgivings about starring in Harry Potter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who enjoyed being stung by wasps while tracking gorillas died doing what she loved
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
James Clapper says the Steele dossier is mostly true - and that Russia unequivocally helped Trump win
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Le'Veon Bell endures more suffering than most humans - the Steelers applied a $14.5 million franchise tag, and some criticize him. Fortunately, you can hear all about it with his new single, out everywhere on all music sites
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Not him, too
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If you were afraid you'd never get to eat Necco wafers and Squirrel Nut Zippers again you can step off that ledge now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Montana welcomes another invasive species. Fark: Chupacabras
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn broke his silence in a Tweet targeting Hillary and Huma, but he deleted it--not before someone got a screenshot
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will it be abortions for some and tiny Irish flags for all? Today Ireland goes to the polls to decide whether or not to legalize abortion
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Two Scoops continues blocking Twitter users, despite a federal judge ruling it's illegal, because he thinks he is above the law
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gym: 'Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly.'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
ICBLSDMs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Thank you for pulling my mom over because she deserved it because she took my phone away and I did not like it "
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Most of our attempts at social control are a blinking neon sign pointing at our enemy's door. So what the hell do we do?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Michael Bluth this morning: "I've made a huge mistake"
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(Time)
 
 
 
30-year-old who was evicted by parents says he's not a millennial because he hates avocado toast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jet Li seems to have bummed some HGH off of Sly Stallone
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones dons a clown mask and, well, looks like the nightmares will be fresh
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Paul Bettany has been a famous wordsmith, a religious devotee, an even more intense religious devotee, a tennis player in love, a sweater-wearing robot, and, most recently, a be-robed crime lord with the same last name as a premium water company
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German company Super Dickmann's lives up to its name
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why no NHL players made the World Fame 100 list, the most famous athletes in sports
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Seriously, which one of you hated your child so much you named him/her after the Queen Beeyotch of the Universe? Wait, which 11 of you?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I moved to a new city nine months ago; I've started building a group of friends, mostly coworkers and roommates. I turn 30 soon; no one is planning on throwing a party. Would it be gauche to plan my own milestone and invite them?"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Stripper and porn actor who shot up Trump hotel appears in court and immediately admits to a crime - setting off the fire alarm
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
CIA, FBI, and NSA: We concluded Russia definitely farked with our election to help Trump in our report last year. DHS: There's a report? Sen. Mark Warner: Oh FFS seriously people?
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
No hockey tonight. How about a Canadian Lurker Memorial thread? Share your memories of him. Like a wake you don't have to dress up for. RIP CL. You will be missed
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Twitter bots and Russian agents quickly moved to politicize and shift anger over the Santa Fe shooting
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Twitter bots and Russian agents quickly moved to politicize and shift anger over the Santa Fe shooting
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
1) Write song containing 15 instances of the n-word. 2) Invite white woman up on stage to rap it with you. 3) Outrage when she raps it with you. 4) Facepalm tag for everyone involved
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In wake of record QB contracts, WR Julio Jones holding out
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China may beef up Beijing airport security to control nutty K-Pop devotees. "Besides the possible offence of disrupting the social order, the unruly fans might also have broken personal privacy laws in obtaining details about their idols' movements"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cunning Aer Lingus passenger jet photobombs the royal wedding. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apparently "hyperthyroidism and spinal problems" have transformed 55-year old martial arts icon Jet Li from an leading man-type action hero into a shoo-in to play "Blind Master Po" in a remake of "Kung Fu"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A 34 million-to-one shot, doc"
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Internet makes you crazy. Now, with science
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia's 'diamond obsessed' First Lady puts Imelda Marcos to shame after going on $6 billion shopping spree. Police seize 72 suitcases with jewellery, cash and handbags
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard," the police said on social media
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(AOL)
 
 
 
I hereby demand that this link be greenlit
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Hello. 911? They're a bunch of black people BBQing at the park in Oakland
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Discrimination against the obese is real, and its effects are as horrific as expected
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Experts warn people to stop baiting bears, molesting moose, slapping sharks, bothering beavers, teasing terns, etc
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Professor of communication studies claims that binge TV watching could be sign of a well-adjusted healthy consumer of entertainment, not a smelly couch potato hopelessly hooked on soap operas, plot twists, and mystery boxes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin slams the royal wedding for being the remnants of a bloody empire and force-feeding coverage to the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Mueller is investigating Trump-Israel
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Sat May 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like half scoop was colluding with more than just Russia
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The Amish use the rest of us as beta testers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Still in state of shock, Wenger won't think about post-Arsenal job until World Cup. "The one thing I can say for sure is that I will continue to work, but do I want to continue to suffer as much?"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It only took minutes for the hoaxers to start putting out fake social media posts linking school shooter to Antifa, Hillary, Elmo, and other crisis actors
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(Darth Vader)
 
 
 
If you live in Nevada and want to be profiled as a criminal, you can soon purchase Raiders license plates
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Another Stoner subpoena'd. Bummer, man
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood to play 90-year old ass, a role he was born to play
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stephen King released a free short story on his website if you're suffering from all work and no play
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
♫Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, hang around on a train, in Boston sun or rain, Look Out, here comes the Spider-Man.♫
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The fate of the Earth rests in the hand of Phil Coulson. Unless the agents can stop Graviton the time loop will remain unbroken and next season start in space... again. (ABC 9ET)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tickle Me, Fleury
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
👨🏻🧙🧙🧙 👴🏻👑 👩 😡 👨🏻🗡 👴🏻😵👨🏻👑
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The crazy is strong in this one: half-sister to Harry's bride, irked that she wasn't invited to the wedding, will host a full formal attire reception at her FL trailer park
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Table manners keep societies from collapsing - and we need new ones
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A famous Belgian clown known for performing in children's hospitals live-streamed a rooftop armed standoff with police after allegedly murdering his ex-girlfriend. Pennywise nods head in approval
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar rectums
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dressing up as Deadpool for the new movie sounds like fun until you get arrested for terrorism
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Hey, buddy, whatcha doin' up here? Shootin' stuff? Yeah, that's cool. This is a good spot for it. Well, gotta go. Good luck, eh"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squirrel causes a huge power outage at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay. Beer and freakishly oversized testicles may have been involved, according to the American Public Power Association's "squirrel index"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Only two days left to get your royal wedding sick bag for Saturday's retch fest
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
We're still in Afghanistan almost 16 years later, but at least we are winning the meme war
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Is it pot or not?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is "having a bad" day then there is "being a gringo trapped in a Venezuelan prison riot" day
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
James Gunn announces that the title of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 will be "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3"
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Wed May 16, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tin soldiers and derp is coming/She's finally on her own/This summer I see her mocking/Four dead in Ohio
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Trolls? Well, they're gonna troll. And if they're gonna troll, then what better place than the Cheesecake Factory? Amirite?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mueller closer to getting Stoned
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vatican tells nuns to stop Tweeting so much
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
5 'forgotten' tourist destinations in the U.S. everyone should visit. Where else would you recommend?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "cute puppy that actually turns out to actually be a..." story - this one turns out to be a coyote
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Still true: No good story includes the phrase "sucked halfway". Gramps was right
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Facebook will get Trump re-elected
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish First Minister wants to ban two-for-one pizza deals. Pizza-loving Scots: Over our pizza-loving dead bodies
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Brawl at Wisconsin Dells water park over a chair. Of course, with video
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Gap "Sincerely apologized" on social media for daring to sell shirts in the US and elsewhere that featured an "incorrect" map of China, and by that, they mean a correct map that shows that Tibet, Taiwan and the South China Sea aren't theirs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is social media really that bad for your mental health?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is social media really that bad for your mental health?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sundance cancels whatever Hap and Leonard is
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Knock. Knock. Who's there? Yes this is cat, let me in
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's "How do you do fellow kids?" article, BBC attempts to explain why gammon is everywhere on social media at the moment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First Lady Melania Trump undergoes kidney surgery, still has huge orange pain in her ass
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Advice on how to start having more sex
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hacked road sign on the I-95 leaves many drivers wondering who at the DOT had such a potty mouth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Do you want to be loved by your millions of clueless minions and rule the world? Here's how to be the next Trump
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii police find lots of guns and 800 rounds of ammo in hotel room, but let the guy go because he claimed he's a federal agent hunting terrorists
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Sun May 13, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Croak like a butterfly, sue like a bee
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Infinity War remains supreme at the box office with $60 million, Melissa McCarthy's Life of the Party debuts at #2 with $17.9 million. Breaking In lags at #3 with $14.4 million, Overboard flounders at #4 with $8.8, million while Rampage slips to #7 with $3 million
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Do you think you're being funny? Are you mocking us? Maybe you'd like some time to think about your smart talk . . . in gaol
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The intrepid reporters at USA Today read and analyzed every single ad the Russians bought during the 2016 election. Here are the results
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Mommy left because I cheated on her. Have a dog"
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Labrador mix snaps doggie group selfie (w/ must-see pic)
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Will this week's cold open top last week's Stormy surprise? Will we get another episode of Black Jeopardy, the most topically hilarious skit the show has to offer? Wait, who's Luke Null? Amy Schumer hosts, Kacey Musgraves sings. SNL, 11:30 PM on NBC
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Passenger boards wrong airplane and makes a scene. Spirit Airlines solution: "Everybody off"
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(Racked)
 
 
 
So what, exactly, IS "mom hair"?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Brooklyn 99 is now Must See TV
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, but the Greatest American Hero reboot will not be going to air
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"My joint pain went away, my sleep became excellent, my skin improved. I no longer had any bloating, cramping or other digestive problems, my libido went back to what it was in my 20s and my blood pressure normalised" - Shawn Baker, Carnivore King
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Miami airport asks Orlando airport to prom. Of course, it probably won't work out, as they both have lots of baggage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now that they figure the Internet has moved on and nobody's really paying attention anymore Texas charter school has reinstated teacher who caused an uproar by assigning kids homework asking them to list the positive and negative aspects of slavery
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Elks Club Secretary calls cops on disruptive, drug-using, trespassing Black gang, errr, champion high school poets who were scheduled to be honored at the club that evening. Fortunately jailarity, shootarity do not ensue
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
FOX decides not enough people have been deriding them for canceling great shows lately, doubles-down with an 86 for the 99
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Klout, the company which scored your social media "influence" and rewarded you for it, is finally dead. Thank God
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Klout, the company which scored your social media "influence" and rewarded you for it, is finally dead. Thank God
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Skipper court-martialed for destroying Humvees, repeatedly assaulting Gilligan with hat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Congress releases 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads your parents clicked on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Congress releases 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads your parents clicked on
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Confused tourists are asking Notting Hill bookshop so many questions about the movie that they've put up sign disowning it: "This is not the shop from the rubbish film. So don't ask. We don't know where it is either"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Battle for the Net)
 
 
 
The battle for net neutrality isn't lost. Keep fighting. Contact your lawmakers to save net neutrality
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Russian troll farm pleads not guilty, organizes rally to prevent Mueller from eating more babies
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
So, um, apparently it is illegal for restaurants in Virginia to talk about or promote Happy Hour specials (discounts, deals, etc.). Violations can trigger week-long liquor license suspensions and fines of up to $500
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Visit Rome this summer. Come and see ancient wonders like the Colosseum, toss a coin into the Trevi Fountain and behold the spontaneously combusting buses
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hi Citymapper - why is there a picture of an orgy when I type in Hampstead Heath?"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Somebody help me. Somebody come to my office and get the lizard please - I'm gonna cry, I have sandals on - I have sandals on"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Melania Trump bullied by White House to back off her cyber-bullying campaign because it puts too much of a spotlight on Trump
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Melania Trump bullied by White House to back off her cyber-bullying campaign because it puts too much of a spotlight on Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman for the First Lady: Oh sure, everybody loved this pamphlet when OBAMA's FTC put it out in 2014, but the minute MELANIA puts it out, the "opposition media" is all "plagiarism" this and "copied word for word" that, SHEESH
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel hospitalized after having an adverse reaction to "medication"
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
That's some good shootin' there, Lou: Officer needs two rounds of .45acp to down a single jaywalking groundhog, at a range of about 10 feet
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Hmm, just got a text from the government..." *YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE. lol* Hilarity ensues
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Björnsson, Strongest of his name
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