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Sat May 21, 2022
(Some screaming fairgoers)
 
 
 
If you ever get the chance to experience all the fun of a 'fireworks castle' in Mexico you should stand well back. No, further
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sure is hard to be a teacher in Texas when the law requires you to talk about "both sides". The one side being the neo-nazi's perspective about shooting up Buffalo
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Editorial board of the Arizona Republic says that it is time to remove State Senator Coo Coo McCrazyPants from office
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Taliban selectively enforcing mask mandates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Man suing college for not letting him be gay on campus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP has had enough of the freedom caucus. Again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to fight back against FOMO
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro is paying for pro-Depp propaganda
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro is paying for pro-Depp propaganda
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't McBreak the McRules
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Beware the formula scammers
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Stealing a Pride flag is not a hate crime as long as you don't "degrade, disrespect, or make any hateful actions or gestures toward the flag," on the security video that catches you stealing the flag
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"like so many millennials, was excited to share a social media post announcing her new job"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your oxymoron of the day: 'covert narcissist'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because when your political platform now consists of normalizing racism, misogyny, homophobia, and cultural genocide, as well as emboldening Nazis and fascists, "political speech" as a broad category means absolutely nothing beyond unchecked hatred?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's a dark loon rising
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Face it SnyderVerse fans: Warner Bros. is just not into you
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Stupid: All-Star teams. Stupider: Mid season All-Star teams. Stupidest: USFL mid-season All-Star teams
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
A Photoshop artist trolls people by implementing their requests literally
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
A Photoshop artist trolls people by implementing their requests literally
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
An actual article that is all about the latest trend in Butt Stuff
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sure, let's blame the internet and not the constant barrage of right-wing news networks pushing the exact language used by the shooter
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Ivermectin is not to be used as a replacement for baby formula
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(CBC)
 
 
 
DIY prevents DOA
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Any publicity is good publicity
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Venezuelan cardiologist charged with 'designing and selling ransomware,' being in-network
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why so many people are reading about Dracula right now. He's the one who didn't sparkle, right?
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Amber Heard may have really shiat the bed when it comes to Aquaman 2
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twitter to Musk: "No backsies"
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Tue May 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
An Ohio schoolboard member has been censured over a typo that directed people to a porn site. Oh foinf
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A radiant Hillary Clinton steps out in her Foster-Epstein dress
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Pack Rat Day, a day to celebrate the musical talents of Martin Dean, Sinatra Frank, and Davis Sammy, Jr
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This whole sordid tale is just further evidence that border collie mixes are smart enough to steal cars and use credit cards, but not very good drivers
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Majority of Texans believe the state is heading in the wrong direction, for all the wrong reasons. Holding their governor accountable for hundreds dying in a freeze, and a $9 billion economic hit after a failed border security stunt not an option
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
MiamiCoin collapses faster and harder than a poorly-maintained condo building
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas killed George
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Commie as f-k': Senior Twitter engineer recorded saying the social media giant's staff 'censors the right' all the time. Oh man that sounds serious, who discovered... aw hell no
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Listen I know the tank in front of us hit a mine but there's NO way there could be a mine next to it - let's roll
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The Internet is obsessed with food sculptures, says writer who copies some social media posts and cashes the check
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Cherry Cobbler Day, so let's all celebrate the skills required to make tiny shoes out of cherry skins
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A rundown of all the social sites and fundraising platforms on the internet that have emerged as a home for right-wingers kicked off other sites. WORST ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS REMAKE EVAR
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you ready for Musk Social?
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns issue social media apology to fans for Game 7 gag job. Rather indicative of the mess they made on the court, they got the arena's sponsor wrong and had to re-do the apology
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Mon May 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Woo
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Mimosa Day, which gives us all a perfect excuse to do that day drinking we were doing anyway
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Meatheads, small peeners confirmed
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Sun May 15, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Absolutely not what we need right now
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
It's time for the Billboard Music Awards, the unwanted stepsister to the Grammy Awards. Sixteen artists are performing, and Sean Diddy P Daddy Puff Combs is hosting, 8PM ET on NBC
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is #1 for a second straight week with $60 million, The Bad Guys #2 with $6.8 million. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is #3 with $4.25 million as Firestarter extinguishes itself at #4 with $3.57 million
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's happening.gif
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Having sex with women is gay Er, not that I've ever had sex with a woman. Or a man. Or anyone
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
GQP house chair tries to link the baby formula shortage to pedophilia
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
At least until they make that illegal, too
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Fri May 13, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung fires "expert" who blew the whistle on them expecting unpaid work. She'll have to find a way to survive without working for free, may be stuck with one of those horrible paying jobs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
C-Span loses its dozens of viewers due to cord cutting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
C-Span loses its dozens of viewers due to cord cutting
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why would a congressman divert over $400,000 in campaign money to his wife? Certainly not because she's a hypnotist
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Airport beer prices take off
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Republican doesn't know the difference between baby formula and applesauce
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who could have predicted Madison Cawthorn's fall?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Chargers social media team are savage
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Thu May 12, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
More than 80 students from one high school have contracted Covid after attending their prom. It seems they didn't use protection
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Nuance" and "Microsoft" no longer mutually exclusive
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(9 News)
 
 
 
❄ 🐉 💎 😎
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nobody can eat just one Utz either
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The sheriff boss of that deputy who ran off with the murderer and then shot herself? He was once a pro wrestler, owned a BBQ joint, and was days away from his own retirement when the stuff went down
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza, bringing the hard-hitting analysis for which Fark has come to know and respect him: By letting him back on Twitter, Elon Musk has actually made Trump's life much more difficult because that might hurt Truth Social
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(Some Oreo)
 
 
 
Oreo has an important message to tell us
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Leonid Kravchuck, the first president of an independent Ukraine dies at 88. Hopefully he didn't live long enough to see the LAST president of an independent Ukraine too
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion's Exclusive Interview With North Carolina Representative Madison Cawthorn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'China's most handsome man' to sue online critics who say he's nothing more than an attractive face. Subby was told he has a face for radio and a voice for pantomime
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(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
If an eagle nest falls in the forest and the cameras are on, should anyone save it?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tragedy of the green lawns
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone Day
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
That #NewProfilePic app that's sweeping social media? Yup, it's from Russia. Wesley Crusher and Robin Lefler submitted this with a better headline
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There's only one group on Earth who can stop Elon Musk: Twitter employees. Welp, we're boned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyone: run to your closets. If this stupid fashion trend takes off, we're all millionaires
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roblox stock drops due to fewer users, less in-game spending, and people confusing Robux and Rubles
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The forecast in Memphis is slightly racist with a chance of suspension
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Very Important Man Ron DeSanitize takes time to interact with high school students...... by removing pictures from school yearbooks
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Not News: Toxic Fans attack young actress for being 'Black While Playing A White Character' in the upcoming 'Percy Jackson' series. News: Toxic Fans get told to STFU and GTFO. Awesome: By Rick Riordan
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"I'm going up for bids. Cover me, Porkins"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What do MTG's new space laser eyes in ads and social media mean? Hint: it's bad
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ohio parents demand removal of book they admit they haven't read
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This article wasn't about what I thought it would be about
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who needs prom queens and cheerleaders?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The list of ways to get yourself banned from the Metaverse includes having your avatar dance the Macarena. Can we just go ahead and make this a rule for everywhere?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of Arcade Fire's new album, Slate asks the question: Has the band changed, or have we? Which is a subtle but interesting subtext
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why are unions becoming popular again? Ungrateful workers, opportunistic Democrats, social media. Notably missing from list: shiatty bosses
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Here's the story behind the Zillow home listing featuring Halloween's Michael Myers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GQP goes on the defensive
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bacon-wrapped smoked Oreos. Big Butter Jesus approved
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Sat May 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone, all and all they just need their recess time
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Whoa oh here Xi comes, Xi's a Maneater, watch out boy Xi'll chew you up for questions about China's zero Covid policy
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Concerned About Roe, These Women Are Turning to Sterilization. LOL, can't get screwed over by fascist abortion laws if you can't have kids
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Restaurant owner gives £1k bill paid by 'arrogant' wealthy diners to young server they 'treated like crap'
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
County commissioner DUI's himself into a tree. Blames it on bad asphalt, another driver cut him off, loose gravel, a small animal. For some reason, cops don't arrest him
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(Sportscasting)
 
 
 
Of course a racer ending a dry streak just has to be a conspiracy
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Wil Wheaton)
 
 
 
It's been a long time since I used the Wheaton tag, almost as long as it's been since I was Wesley Crusher
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like someone has been up to some 'Human Business' as a hybrid 'mystery monkey' has been spotted in Borneo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Hoagie Day, so get your sub on
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Former General Hospital actor and anti-vaxxer Steve Burton splits from his wife over her getting an injection without his knowledge
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Wed May 04, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Submitted to remind someone that Fark needs a Travel category: go where the wild bamboo grows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giant hole in Milwaukee tunnel waiting to swallow you actually isn't your mom, it is just a wet spot. Bonus: amusing stoner dialog
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wordle has turtled
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
If you live in Topeka Kansas, first of all, sorry. Second of all, be on the lookout for some runaway peacocks
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(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
After spending 500 days in the shelter, unlucky Liam becomes lucky Liam when the Humane Society Pet Rescue & Adoption Center in Gadsden posted a Tik Tok about him on their page, leading to him being adopted just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I don't care what your politics are, that's amazing right there
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Smith wannabe apprehended at last night's Dave Chappelle concert
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Tue May 03, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Baseball's newest phenomenon: Sons of idiots, on the field. Or, idiots whose sons are on the field. Whatever it is, it's stupid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Curfews now being imposed in several neighborhoods in Rome because trash-hungry wild boars are roaming the streets and attacking people at night. Do these Romans not know how succulent wild boar is when on the spit in a street fire?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Paranormal Day, so let's hear your stories of the supernatural, the inexplicable, and the ineffable. Of course, please remember that if 'ineffable' is an adjective you identify with, keep it to yourself
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
I'll take "Things you should not share with others for $1,000, Alec Baldwin's daughter"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Apparently SCOTUS believes that the American people sticking their noses into their decision-making process is a gross privacy violation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brittney Griner's status reclassified to "wrongfully detained"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson ups the OJ probabilities
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Slowly but surely, America is shedding some of its dumber regional dialects. Now get in the cah
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
And now, some good news
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Step 1: delete them all. That's it. Nothing more needs to be done
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Mon May 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should this city health officer not have received a massage in her underwear in front of other employees in a conference room?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven attempts to quantify how badly Elon Musk is underestimating the global village's number of idiots
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven attempts to quantify how badly Elon Musk is underestimating the global village's number of idiots
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Lead video game voice actor doesn't get why people say cancer is hard to beat; he's already on Stage 4
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Scientists apparently have footage of a digitized version of you rocking back and forth, hugging self (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No, Gandalf has not been spotted helping destroy the orcs in Ukraine
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A survey of 1,300 Americans found that Americans are willing to give up coffee, video games, and social media if they could have free tacos for a year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Truffle Day - the confection, not the fungus. Either way, it's okay to be a pig
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Call of Duty: Tractor War
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Sun May 01, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old man with old gun in old sod triggers raid by Irish police
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(NPR)
 
 
 
COVID vaccines for kids have gotten expensive: $25 for the shot and $25K to take your anti-vax ex-spouse to court
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire accused of being hot, water wet, Farkers drunk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is your life a waste if you don't have children?
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're telling by the pixels wrong
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's buyout of Twitter has revenues surging. For Twitter alternatives, true, but you gotta admit he's good for business, or at least businesses he has nothing to do with
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
People always looking down on you? There is a solution
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A North Carolina candidate is running for Johnston County's Board of Education on the basis that slavery, women's rights and racial segregation are no longer an issue. Why yes, he's a member of the Proud Boys
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Comic Book legend Neal Adams has passed away, finally gets to see if Expanding Earth Theory is correct
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson alerts viewers to a plot straight out of a conservative wet dream
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The GOP is concerned about kamikaze beef
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Not everyone can leave Twitter
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Not everyone can leave Twitter
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You people don't like raisins? Fine, there will be no potato salad
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Doll nightmares on the Texas Gulf Coast
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dairy giant: Halp I'm being canceled by vegan cancel culture
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Made-to-fade tattoos offer recurring revenue for ink artists, recurring bad choices for Mr. Cool Ice
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Man loses his unique sunglasses while been chased by police. Police post to social media if anyone knows who these belong to, call the office. Someone did, the police kindly returned his sunglasses. Mugshot with sunglasses
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Turns out Elon Musk paid a bunch of money for a social media platform that had more bots than they originally let on
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
It came from Fark. You've probably never heard of it
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
School board member accidentally misspells link in social media post. Then things get worse and worse
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bill Burr - 'I've made every mistake you can'. Oh come on, 'The Mandalorian' isn't THAT bad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy after the NYT released tapes saying he'd asked Trump to resign: Fake News, it was taken out of context, the Times is the DEVIL. GOP reps: bring it in bro, we got you, . *NYTimes releases another tapes where he attacks fellow GOP reps*
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Now let's welcome our next contestant, a professional lesbian from Toronto
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You probably think that a jack-in-the-box is either a toy or a restaurant. Think again
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Auxiliary cop needs additional training after getting a bit rusty
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
A history of long green room waits at the Draft: "Fans were left to watch him get more dejected with each team that chose someone else"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How does Ukraine keep intercepting Russian military communications? Russian troops can't put down their cell phones
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Small children rollerblading on a building roof with no railing in China. What could possibly go wrong?
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(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Long time NC Hurricane announcer Tripp Tracy tweeted just before last night's game that he has a drinking problem. Get well Caniac
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why no smart person already purchased Twitter. I think this is intended to be an insult to your liege lord, Musk fanbois, so you should probably start girding your loins
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Biden's support among young voters has collapsed because Dems have a 50-50 Senate and can't be arsed to go on a PR offensive
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jameela Jamil moves on from The Bad Place
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Tue April 26, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
China erects 'COVID cages' in Shanghai as new cases emerge, leading infectious disease experts to wonder if they'll work better than the previous Ebola Boxes, Cholera Kennels, or Lyme Disease Coops
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Imagine finding a pretzel curled up on your couch cushion while watching basketball. A large, rattling pretzel
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin's hand is acting up again, sparking more rumors that he has major health problems. Something more serious than the Monday morning shakes after a vodak binge (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People who bought Twitter also bought into these recommended EU regulations
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People who bought Twitter also bought into these recommended EU regulations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News flash: you may need reading glasses as you age
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow kids? 🌿 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 💊 🎱 🪦
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(Metro)
 
Hero
 
Who's a very brave boy? This Ukrainian service dog who has 'found 150 explosives during the war' so far
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Young millennials and members of Gen Z don't want to work. They want to bang on the drum all day, like Gen X?
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Bogus
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is that a Novichok in your pants or are you happy to Navalny?
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Much spike, very twitter, so musky
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having algorithmed America into a rage-addicted cesspool of partisan hate, Facebook now sets their sights on destroying Africa with evil incompetence
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"He really is just farm mad. All he wants to do is be out and about with his dad"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Nudity isn't promised." It doesn't flat-out say that it won't happen, tho
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, Japan seems well on its way to whitewashing its past
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's social media empire on the verge of collapse on news that people were actually dumb enough to put money into this thing
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cockatiel who dances to the theme song from "The Andy Griffith Show," a 1960s television show, saved by Orca
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beijing embracing capitalism in response to covid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out the Internet is the cause for all the stupid. No Twit
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Oil depot in Bryansk, Russia suffers a coincidence
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
PennDOT: If no one can see the reports for how badly our bridges are maintained, than al-Queda can't go and blow them up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old And Busted: airline doesn't know where your baggage is but they'll keep an eye out for it. New Hotness: passenger uses Apple AirTag to tell airline exactly where baggage is, trolls them online to get it delivered to them
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(WAGM TV)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree manager posts "discriminatory" help wanted sign outside store. Whoops
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In almost every way, Akihiko Kondo is an ordinary Japanese man. There's just one exception: Mr. Kondo is married to a turquoise-haired, computer-synthesized pop singer
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Volodymyr Zelenskyy, cokehead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter bans participation trophy doctorates in climatology
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter bans participation trophy doctorates in climatology
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Sat April 23, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess Orrin Hatch was onto something when he retired cause he knew he wouldn't live through the next term
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(WMAR News 2 Baltimore)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Mr. Trash Wheel
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Sooners unveil new statue of David Hasselhoff for Baker Mayfield
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia reports that 1 person was killed and 27 are missing after missiles caused minor damage to the Moskva. The other 396 are perfectly safe, and will you please stop asking, I have a terrible fear of elevator shafts and 3rd story windows
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lael Wilcox just set the Men's and Women's course record on the Arizona trail. However, it won't be recognized because it was documented and proven by her photojournalist wife
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Every accusation is an admission, Part ∞: Russian mercenaries caught staging fake French Army atrocities in Mali
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well what would you spend your ill-gotten gains on?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Romanian king of toxic MAGAsculinity under investigation for kidnap
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
A rare Business Tab/Caturday crossover (#3 at the link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to watch giant sad dancing kiwifruit? Today's your day
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FAA revokes pilot license of man who deliberately bailed out of single-engine plane just so he could video its crash for social media
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
Holy mackerel
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sure the Ukrainians sunk the Moskva, they've also sunk Putin's propaganda efforts. The Russian families want to know where their sailors are
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Top Gunski"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell on Trump's involvement in the January 6th insurrection: "If this isn't impeachable, I don't know what is." He then went on to refuse to hold an impeachment trial
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 57 of WW3: Putin nixes storming of Mariupol, Russia tests a new ICBM, Danish and Spanish PMs meet with Zelenskyy, Russia gains another sliver of territory at the cost of hundreds of troops. It's your Thursday Ukraine War thread
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(Jezebel)
 
Boobies
 
Strippers dress as rats, bedbugs, and glass shards to protest OSHA violations at club
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Meet Patron, a bomb-sniffing Jack Russell terrier who has become a Ukrainian hero, mixes well with cointreau
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(CNN)
 
 
 
My dog, Becky, and my cat Becky - they're both named Becky - actually the iguana's named Becky, too. And the ferret. And the cockatoo. All victim to the hallucinogenic effects of marijuana
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Wed April 20, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deebo Samuel would like to try playing with a decent quarterback
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
He was "completely sober when I bought these tickets." Sure, Jan
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(Vice)
 
 
 
People are still going to jail for faking proof of something that you can get for free
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thanks to either off-season strategery or cheapness, 49ers may end up trading Deebo Samuel before Jimmy G
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Can't top the original headline: Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does
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(Some American Songwriter)
 
 
 
"Critical thinking turns me on" says man best known crapping his pants to avoid military service, marrying a minor to have sex with her, and saying that he'd be dead or in jail if Obama won reelection
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
THIS is why TikTok was invented
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stay classy Liverpool fans
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon spent millions for consultants on top ways to reward employees working Easter. Fourth of July workers expect firework bonanza
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
WaPo tech writer Taylor Lorenz exposed the person behind the Twitter dumpster fire known as LibsofTikTok as a QAnon cultist and hateful, deranged conspiracy theorist, prompting outrage from other hateful deranged conspiracy theorists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook is pulling back from podcasting. Also, Facebook was apparently podcasting
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
Coach K's grandson finally realizes that Duke sucks, enters transfer portal
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kremlin now insists that in glorious achievement showcasing advanced Russian technology, the warship Moskva was an entirely automated and self-sailing ship and actually had NO crew whatsoever
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
About that Zillow listing that went viral because of the cute "Welcome to POUNDTOWN" decorative sign in the bedroom? Yeah she knew exactly what she was doing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 55 of WW3: The Battle for Donbas has begun as Russia attacks all along the front from Kharkiv to Mariupol, Putin honors units suspected of atrocities, and Greece starts seizing Russian tankers. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you don't compare profits or customer dress codes, Dollar General and Walmart are identical in virtually every other way
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Town Council is called daft after they cut down 1,000 daffodils in play area because children might eat them
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad egg scams parents for Easter
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad egg scams parents for Easter
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
In Oligarchy Russia, propaganda teaches you
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
I Saw a Turtle - underage smuggler edition
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(Your Hometown Station)
 
 
 
29 years ago, the filming location for "Wally World" suffered the "TLC/Paperboy Riot." Moose out front shoulda told ya don't go chasin' waterfalls
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Thanks Tesco for the out of date chocolate Easter egg hunt box. Every one of these disgusting eggs was this bad"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Headline: Syrian fighters ready to join next phase of Ukraine war. Article body: Hundreds of Syrians have pledged to fight alongside Russia, but only a small percentage have shown up
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Shields up. Red alert. All cyber defenders to the bridge
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Patriot Convoy says they blocked access to Disney World. Actually blocked one entrance to Disney Springs shopping area and inconvenienced maybe 6 people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Playstation's viral marketing for the new hit game Logan's Run seems a little strong
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
First pictures of Moskva on fire. In calm seas
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Sun April 17, 2022
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ The wheels from the bus race past the bus, past the bus, past the bus ♫ ♬
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Dumbledore is a soft #1 with $40 million, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on its tails with $26.5 million. The Lost City meanders to #3 with $5.8 million as Everything Everywhere All at Once moves to #4 with $5.1 million
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?
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(Some Prankster)
 
 
 
Cops search for man who's been hitting people with plates of whipped cream. This is not a Three Stooges short from 1938
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CIA psy-op article pretends that somehow the dozens of woodpeckers following me are real
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: CCW Event at a library. News: With "Firearm safety for black people" slide. Fark: Slide says to aim for children so you can be sure to hit another gang member and "always lick the chicken grease off your fingers before shooting." Yikes
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Fangirl offers six tips for supporting your favorite character or performer and avoiding burnout. "If you're stanning for the sake of stanning, it probably won't be very fun"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Philadelphia continues its long tradition of having well...unique mascots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pat Sajak continues to Pat Sajak
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, your army shell you (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
1) Carry a bullhorn around campus and yell at liberals 2) Post their reactions online 3) ??? 4) Profit
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook has a TikTok that they use to encourage people to go back to Facebook
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Elven army fights misinformation from Mordor
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Some Wild and Crazy Guy)
 
 
 
"Vadim's Crazy Tours got a new formulation - 'I put on my helmet and body armor which I didn't even wear at the frontline and hit the road'" - scary tag because there isn't a crazy one
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow birds?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It is like the expensive anti union consultants are worthless
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your child's name is important so hire a professional. The deluxe package is only $10k
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder: "Hey, about those collective bargaining theft allegations... none of that matters because we just hired an Instagram influencer as our first Social Media Correspondent, right?"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. poses with gun in photo-op, involuntarily creates "find-all-the- mistakes-in-this-picture" puzzle. Go ahead, give it a shot and answer in the thread. Bonus points if you can spot any cocaine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Be Real - A social media app that gives you no control over anything is on fleek with the Zeds
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 49 of WW3: Biden says Russia is committing genocide, the Presidents of the Baltics and Poland journey to Kyiv to meet with Zelenskyy, and the possible chemical attack in Mariupol is still being investigated. It's your Wednesday Ukraine War thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk says he wants to 'free' the internet. But what he really aims to do is make it even less accountable than it is now"
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Space War)
 
Weeners
 
Brazilian boners dilate stiff scrutiny
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why American workers can't have nice things: " Lewis, who runs her own Etsy shop, defended the company. She called on artists to raise prices and cut costs, not to attack the company {over price increases}"
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terror attack in Brooklyn. Subway shooting, un-detonated devices reportedly found
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 48 of WW3: Putin purges the FSB, Russia threatens NATO over aid & sends troops to Finnish border, unconfirmed reports of chemical attack in Mariupol, Poland reports some stolen tanks that end up in Ukraine. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Former police officer convicted of Jan. 6 crimes. This is not a repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Here's how we can build a sustainable metaverse. Any chance we could build a sustainable real world first?
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
"But I will tell you, I look at things a little differently. They took my two committees away. It liberated me. Now I can go to any of the committees. So if Pelosi thought she was hurting me, she actually liberated me to cause problems everywhere"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Celebrities' bookshelves have increasingly become filled with books assembled en masse, used as props to lend the impression their owners are literate. "I had my husband go to a bookstore, like, 'You need to get 400 books'"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are finally allowed to have to-go cocktails, but not without a heaping serving of political jerking-around
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't be any more douchey
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Things are getting so bad in Shanghai people are actually risking publicly protesting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The people Ginny Thomas tried to place inside the Trump administration were too wacky even for Trumpers
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pennywise leaves the sewer for a cliché white van
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne confingalnuzisfinid
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Fake news about our fake news study spread faster than its truth... just as we predicted"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Fake news about our fake news study spread faster than its truth... just as we predicted"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Truth Social looks set to achieve the same legendary levels of success as Trump's other business ventures like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos and Resorts, Trump University.., erm
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ukraine snags a SNAR (again). This time, using speedboats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You keep using that word "sacrilegious." I do not think it means what you think it means
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you needed another reason to not go to a Kid Rock concert, he's opening with recorded messages from TFG
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Deadline)
 
Hero
 
The actress who portrayed the Little Girl In The Red Coat from "Schindler's List" now helping real-life refugees at Poland's Eastern Border
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Fri April 08, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The new American dream comes true at the American Dream mall in New Jersey; shooting breaks out and prompts mall closure and evacuation of customers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The new American dream comes true at the American Dream mall in New Jersey; shooting breaks out and prompts mall closure and evacuation of customers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From starship to friendship
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(The Takeout)
 
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This 404 is 100%
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Happy Dog Farting Awareness Day
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian commander accidentally says the quiet part out loud (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
Hero
 
That was one of Russia's most advanced jets. Was
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Hey look at these cool giant bobbleheads, it'll take your mind off losing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump is thinking of dumping the social media site he created for a rival with better optics
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
When visiting exotic pet stores, take special care around serval cats. "I turned around to see what was behind me and that's when the cat grabbed my child"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guns don't kill people, they massage them
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Tulsa donut shop snags Rocky on his cheat day by offering up Stallone Donuts
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As is standard practice, famous rich football guy ordered by judge to fully discuss his sexual relations with massage therapists
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Buy this 38-year-old's online coaching classes to find out how he makes $160,000 per month in passive income
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?"
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ukrainians using "find my phone" to track their Apple devices back to Mordor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rumor spreadin' 'round about the love blossoming in that shack outside La Grange
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Tue April 05, 2022
(YouGov)
 
 
 
The most trusted name in news: The Weather Channel
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Welcome to 2022, where even the emojis are engaging in mass shootings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia says Ukraine needs to be "cleansed," and not with a bottle of Mr. Clean
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Hailie Deegan didn't participate in last week's Freedom 500 in Florida because of catfish, or something
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, Housewives of New Jersey star Jennifer Aydin's stolen Ferrari has been found
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Punk legend Jordan has farked off
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist convicted of hoarding illegal weapons in Manhattan sentenced to 3.5 years. Because this is on Fark, you might already have guessed that he was a professional pick-up artist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
M_ d_d p_ssed _w_y
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Even World of Tanks is leaving Russia. No word on when they will add Ukrainian tractors to their vehicle list
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The "brains" behind copy/pasting Twitter code are leaving TruthSocial
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago today, Ben Affleck fell in love with a lesbian and Jason Lee learned the answer to "What's a Nubian?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It is not, currently, a hit by reasonable and objective metrics"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida gator tries out for Florida Gators
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Upon your demise, how will you ensure your digital legacy is handled?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Upon your demise, how will you ensure your digital legacy is handled?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Amazon's social media has been silent since their Long Island workers successfully unionized
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
MyPillow Air: Where the in-flight entertainment is talk of sedition
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stone truths stonewalled
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Quitting. New hotness: Ghosting, coasting, slacking, and cyberloafing
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(Michigan Daily)
 
 
 
Homesick Southern Wolverines utilize U of M class project to improve society...by proposing Ann Arbor for Michigan's 1st Waffle House
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man breaks streetlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Morbius sucks up $40 million and the #1 spot despite Jared Leto while The Lost City finds itself at #2 with $13 million. Twilight sequel The Batman is #3 with $11 million as Uncharted docks at #4 with $3.7 million, Spider-Man: No Way Home at #7
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fark: After too many violent incidents, McDonalds to permanently close a location. WTFark: In Canada. Total WTFark: In Kamloops?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My rich husband made me an offer I'm terrified to accept. What do?"
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Metaverse? More like Misogynyverse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 38 of WW3: Russians withdraw from Kyiv, no one knows who blew up Belgorod, Anonymous hacks the church, Zelenskyy gets $300 million from the US and seizes property of Russians including the church. It's your Saturday Ukraine War thread
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP: pizza, pierogies, politics, prejudice, and punches
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Fri April 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ah, what noble visionary thought up April Fools' Day?
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
"No, I said OFF THE BEAT"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Once again, if you have drugs, guns and cash all simultaneously, resist the urge to post pictures of your loot onto social media
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's deal with the Devil has expired
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
I could have gone my whole life without Ron DeSantis saying the phrase "gird your loins"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband tells me he can't stop sexting random women, and I believe he has some kind of compulsion. What can I do to get him to sext me instead?"
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Crane driver caught dropping poo bomb of his own making onto a roof in Dublin now in a sh*tty way with no job
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Obsessed Florida woman has been arrested for cyberstalking and sexual harassment after using nude photos to try to steal another woman's husband
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Moon Knight. Episode 1. Spoilers. Go
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
USMNT manages to avoid losing badly enough, clinches World Cup berth
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientific papers which both the first and last author are male are considerable less likely to cite papers which the first and last authors are female. And the trend is getting worse. There goes the science
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(Google)
 
 
 
The most complete breakdown of the psychology and sociology of conspiracy theories you'll read. At least that's what THEY want you to think
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Florida: Imagine getting catfished by someone using a handsome photo, and then thinking you were getting catfished by them a 2nd time, only to find out that he's real and you date the man whose photo was used in a global catfishing scheme
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
An ad that ran in China shows Proctor & Gamble tried to claim that women are 5 times stinkier than men
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You murder a woman, chop her body into pieces and burn her face off, there's NO WAY the cops are gonna ever identify her. I mean it's not like she had several distinct tattoos....and was a porn star or anything
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay is no longer a scold about diners using smartphones in his restaurants, loves the instant feedback he gets about dining experience plus the free publicity
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WTF Is Going On Here? Actual Headline: '50 Gon Leave Her Bruh': Cuban Link Calls The Game a 'Bozo' After He Tells 50 Cent to Keep Her Out of His DMs, Fans Post Receipts
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