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Fri June 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prized letter from Christopher Columbus goes on a trip weirder than his own, including the surprise appearance of Callista Gingrich's smile mask
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Mon June 04, 2018
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
You know, striking and killing a black man with your truck might just have been a horrible accident, but if you go home and chat online with your buddies about how you just killed "some [n-word]" and use a smiley emoticon, people are gonna double check
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dentists offer a "free whitening" service, decide to dress in traditional Japanese, Native American, and Scottish garb for the ad campaign. Naturally, people are upset
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Thu May 10, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hockey Gods have smiled upon us & granted us a Johnny Sex Cup game 7. Will "A Word With Perd" get renewed for another round or will the Jets get extended stick time? May the goonjuice & bonus hockey be plentiful. Jets/Perds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, JT
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You can choose what type of parent you're going to be. Don't choose to be the type of parent who thinks their child's scrawling doodle of a turkey is so precious and unique you get a tattoo of it
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who never smiled or saw a dog has been memorialized in L.A. park
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Janelle Monáe says she's 'working on' mass producing those 'Vagina Pants'. Oh goody
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly, a lot of drugs were involved in Slimer's creation. John Belushi's ghost may also have lent a helping hand
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Look, I'm glad we legalized pot in Seattle, but erecting statues is taking it a little far
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This was compiled by a Farker, wasn't it?
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cast of "The Walking Dead" honors superfan who lost battle with cancer. Made sure her headshot was clean and on point
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Mon April 02, 2018
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Because they can't sell the damn things, Hot Dog on a Stick™ to treat customers to one free turkey or veggie dog on Tax Day
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell, pastor of 16,000+ member Village United Methodist Church (Houston TX) and longtime friend of Bush 43, indicted for fraud for selling $1M in worthless Chinese bonds to "vulnerable" and elderly. One look at that smile
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because, you know, people are stampeding over each other for a chance to take an open-door helicopter flight with the company whose fatal East River crash two weeks ago prompted the FAA to ban open-door helicopter flights
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Fri March 23, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Americans are unhappier than ever. Here is how we can fix it so we can all have happy, smiley faces again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don Lemon to former Virginian attorney general- "what would be your response if President Trump asks you to join his legal team?" Cuccinelli- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh wait, you're serious. Too much malarkey"
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Sat February 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Curling stones turn to gold for USA men
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Fri February 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like father, like son. Larry Nance, Jr. will wear his father's retired number 22 for the Cleveland Cavaliers
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