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Wed November 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I both own small businesses; his makes more than mine, but we both need to put in the same amount of hours. However, when it comes to child care, he thinks since I make less, I need to parent more. Is this accurate?"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Proving that Wisconsin is the Florida of the north, a judge rules against yet another emergency order meant to slow the spread of Covid19 as cases skyrocket in the state
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Supremes refuse to take up case of plaintiffs who sought to have the DEA's classification of marijuana as a Schedule I drug declared unconstitutional. Well that's just like their opinion, man
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Sat October 10, 2020
(US Army)
 
 
 
US Army testing augmented reality goggles on dogs to protect soldiers. Dogs say they're down with this as long they still get real steaks and not just images of them
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Fri October 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And just like clockwork, Liz Peak arrives to explain how you don't even understand 4-D chess
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(Some prince)
 
 
 
Facebook announces plan to open offices in a place where their business ethics can be appreciated
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Thu October 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants a big stimulus deal before the election, is furious at whatever idiot ended negotiations
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The time has come for corporations and bosses to realize that the only answer to let employees keep their sanity is to have them work less
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Like starling murmurations, the stock market puts on amazing displays of seemingly random behavior reacting unpredictably to ordinary stimulii
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Everyone needs to work less." *refreshes Fark screen* I'm on it, man
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Such a shame: Apple blows a hole in Facebook's revenue model
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver caps delivery fees by third party apps at 15%, makes all tips go to delivery driver, forbids driver pay from being cut to gain money back, and only allows restaurants to be on delivery sites by opt-in. Ubereats, grubhub, etc all cry in a corner
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Tue October 06, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fed Chair Powell warns of economic peril if no furthur stimulus is forthcoming. Obviously he doesn't realize how important it is to make abortion illegal, kill "Obamacare", and quash the rights of those Republicans deem unworthy
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Halloween shops seeing little demand for costumes this year. Almost as if some outside factor is causing people to stay home. A total conundrum. Boggles the mind. Drawing a blank, buddy. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, insi- oh ran out of space
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
The coronavirus lockdowns are only increasing income inequality while also helping the big companies that can adapt at the expense of small businesses. There is no humor in this headline
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Good news: it will soon be easier for subby to go bang his Canadian girlfriend. You don't know her
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Tue September 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having survived a headshot to still be here, most small businesses say they're ready for a spike in the virus
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
Restaurant owners across the country tell Donald Trump to go eat cake, say he has failed their industry in open letter endorsing Joe Biden for president
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Sat September 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Big Paper trying to ban plastic bags
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Fri September 25, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
After Brexit truck drivers will need a permit to enter Kent. A "Kermit" if you will
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America's top CEOs call for "major" coronavirus stimulus to keep the economy from sliding back into the crapper. Also need to keep up their payments on third and fourth homes
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Biden is joining the Yang Gang
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Wed September 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Could churches double up as bank branches in cash-stricken areas?" That wasn't thunder; that was Jesus facepalming so hard He gave Himself whiplash
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Tyler Paper)
 
 
 
To help local businesses hurt by the pandemic, Lindale, Texas created a new festival to replace the one canceled by the pandemic. Everyone is invited. Seriously? Is there no other way to help small businesses that doesn't involve spreading the 'rona?
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"Broadly canceling student loan debt will improve the lives of tens of millions of Americans, give a boost to our economy during this pandemic and beyond," according to Senator Elizabeth Warren; naturally, some people have a problem with this
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Do you feel like running away from it all to a tiny island with friendly residents, beautiful scenery and a sweet little restaurant to run? Now's your chance
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Covering Trump's indoor rallies as a member of the press is the equivalent of taking your entire family with you to Fallujah
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
According to Yelp, 60% of Covid-related closures are now permanent. But in an example of sample bias, Yelp was already disprorportionately filled with hipster dives and sketchy restaurants propped up by shill reviews
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Internal docs show local officials knew Donnie's Tulsa rally wasn't going to be OK
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York state reps want to carve the Empire State up again, put Gov. Andrew Cuomo back with the Queen of England
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kandemic
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's actually a rare bipartisan effort to pass a stimulus bill, it will be unveiled today and Moscow Mitch will murder it by dinner
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Bar owners in Fark's favorite state are relieved to reopen, reinfect and eventually reclose
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Small businesses in Cleveland sinking or struggling to stay afloat in the pandemic. TransDigm, a defense contractor found to have gouged the government on 46 of 47 products, has trucks full of US Treasury cash unloading at the company docks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iconic new office tower opens today in Manhattan. Take that, sky
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Fri September 11, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Vermont lawmakers come up with a plan to force them to implement climate change policies: allow us to sue them
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Thu September 10, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans vote COVID-19 relief bill down because they know the common clay will still support them and because it would hurt the supporters they care about most ... the 1% and their wallets
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
And I said, "What about LVMH buying up Tiffany's?" and she said "Well, that's one company that's out" and I said "Was it over the tariffs?"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fighting for his political life in North Carolina, Sen Thom Tillis tries to sell North Carolingians on sending him back to Washington: You may not love me, but I guarantee you'd hate Chuck Schumer running the Senate
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you don't think of a car as an investment, a look at used car prices says maybe you should
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cutting unemployment benefits has not done a damned thing for hiring
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Economists increasingly worry about K-shaped economic recovery that favors the wealthy, as opposed to all those other non-existent economic recoveries that favored the poor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to discuss the failures of the Trump administration in terms that a MAGA can understand
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not going to be a surprise, but it's due in October and it's likely to affect the election: a lack of a new Coronavirus relief bill, tightening credit, and reduced consumer spending means a coming wave of small business bankruptcy filings
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time since World War II, the size of the US deficit almost equals the size of its economy. Hey, remember when there was an whole political party motivated only by rage at our debt? What were those guys called again? T something
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There are close to 190,000 Americans dead from Trump's inaction on COVID-19 but Republicans have found the real outrage: Nancy Pelosi got her hair done today
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg and Chan donate $300M to support voting infrastructure, NEW WORLD ORDER AND LIZARD PEOPLE
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"I feel like it's a little bit of companies' civic duty to return to the office," says the commercial real estate broker. Hey, stop laughing, this is serious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
USA: Canada's Mexico
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What could possibly save the USPS and our elections? Wet Ass Postage (page contains NSFW links)
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House chief of staff Mark Meadows:"Most of Donald Trump's America is peaceful"
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Fri August 28, 2020
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky bar owners file lawsuit against Governor, saying COVID restrictions are contradictory, ludicrous, arbitrary, discriminatory, outrageous, egregious, preposterous
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas station owner uses PPP loan to free up money to buy a bunch of Re-elect Trump billboards
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: don't talk about the 30% if you want your app approved. Talk about the war instead
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jack Ma's Ant is more mastercard than PayPal, if you know what I mean and I think you do
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Temporary layoffs may become permanent
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Apple's planned privacy protections have Facebook sobbing into its huge mountain of money
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Tue August 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sadly Kansas has reached the point of no return
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(NPR)
 
 
 
PA's Gov. Wolf: look if people are going to be stuck at home due to the pandemic anyway, seems the least we can do is let them get stoned while they are there
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Mon August 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're making over $400k/year get ready to pay more of your fair share in taxes
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP rats turn cannibalistic, move to impeach Governor DeWine for his Covid response, suppression of Freedumbs
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Fri August 21, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The GoFundMe economy was never going to work
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Thu August 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The residential foreclosures might take a while to gather steam, but the hotel foreclosures are here now
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Wed August 19, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
There's a reason Howard University in D.C. is sometimes called "The Black Harvard", having produced famous writers, actors, activists, congressmen, and a Supreme Court justice. Soon they may get to add "Vice President" to that list
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Tue August 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart reports consumer spending dropped as stimulus checks ran out. In related news, Captain Obvious now works for Walmart
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Sun August 16, 2020
(PocketNow)
 
 
 
Facebook accuses Apple of "robbing" small businesses of their hard-earned revenue. Oh wait, they're serious ... let me laugh even harder
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone might be realizing that preventing his own people from voting by mail is a bad idea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The health insurance industry has seen its quarterly profits double from last year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace would like to remind you that both sides are equally bad
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Wed August 12, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Golly, as a Republican businessman I've always believed "safety nets" were for worthless layabouts who simply wanted to suck the lifeblood from hardworking 'Muricans. I never thought I would need government help like "THOSE" people
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Though, to be fair, "Too little, too late" is VERY "on brand" for Trump these days
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lightfoot sounding like Commissioner Gordon: "We are coming for you"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President of Minneapolis Federal Reserve explains why worrying about the deficit as reason to deny pandemic relief MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE
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Sun August 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's not fool ourselves, folks, Trump's payroll tax order wasn't designed to "help" small businesses, it was just the latest in a long line of GOP attacks on Social Security dating back to the New Deal days
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Sat August 08, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
If your logo has fruit in it, prepare to get sued by Apple
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California to Atwater: Our money, our rules. Go spread covid on your own dime
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Friday Night Massacre enacted at the USPS by the Postmaster General
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American healthcare companies are experiencing an "embarrassment of profits" related to the pandemic. Soon to be experiencing an "embarrassment of laughter" after being asked to consider lowering premiums for their customers
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why software giant Microsoft wants to buy TikTok: they're going after the Gen Z kids to control their brains even more
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to lie on your application to get PPP funds, try not to do it in the name of a dead person. Oh and don't spend the money you get on a Lamborghini and strippers
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Planning on visiting Salem, MA over the Halloween season? Well, TOO DAMN BAD
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman voices new ad to help save endangered restaurants, in move that hopes to save American jobs and preserve the ability for all people to get titty sprinkles on demand
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
REALLY? You don't say. I wonder how THAT could have happened. "Uncle Sam's coronavirus aid looks a lot like a wealth transfer to the rich"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One third of New York's small businesses may be gone forever, but it's a small sacrifice to make considering that utopia awaits under the wise and benevolent thumb of our most holy lord and savior Andrew Cuomo
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fed official says another lockdown is absolutely needed to save economy ...also from the Trump Administration that believes the economy is already flourishing
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Sun August 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paper crack pays. Scratch on, Farkers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Smirking plague rat influencer received up to $350,000 in PPP loans for whatever it is that an influencer "does"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's a Duckworth? Biden knows, and it could make all the difference
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facing a possible Trumpapocalypse election this fall, some Republicans are suddenly "remembering" they are against deficit spending
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Wed July 29, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is killing a Texan every 6 minutes, 16 seconds or about how long it takes the average Texan to read this article
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win half your restaurants closing permanently cause you couldn't do what every other business did and shutter during a health emergency
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Seeing the impending eviction tidal wave on the horizon, House Democrats propose...giving people access to lawyers and making landlords "try" not to harm the credit scores of those evicted
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man ups his game, scores nearly $4 million in fake PPP loans. He might have gotten away with it too, if authorities hadn't gotten suspicious of his near-simultaneous purchase of a $318,000 2020 Lamborghini Huracan registered to his company
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Yelp reviews restaurant closures and yeah, it's pretty much what you think
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