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Mon July 16, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently Sacha Baron Cohen has been running an Infowars-like conspiracy site for months now as one of the characters from his show "Who Is America"
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(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Remnants of ancient henge found in Ireland. No word on how many Neolithic beer kegs it took to build
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Welcome to Amazon"s Prime Day Please enjoy your shopping on our webs-CCCRRAAASSHH ...aaaaaand it's back
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scotland not crap, chosen as site for first British space port
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In other news, the Cossacks still exist
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished: Real wages are on track to fall 2% from last year by the November Election as a direct result of the Trump Tax Giveaway
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump Administration to close down website that's collected and databased 20 years of medical guidelines, probably because it's uniquely useful
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Omaha has the worst drivers in the nation, says new study conducted by researches who have never visited Washington, D.C
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(I'm going to need a closet)
 
 
 
Mike's Hammock is *almost* a Tiny House and definitely the coolest thing in the downsize market. Subby: I'll take two
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Sorry to break this to you fad dieters, but ancient hunter-gatherers didn't all eat paleo ... though they did like Crossfit, apparently
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Tainted Venezuelan Crab Meat is not just the name of my Cocteau Twins / Justin Timberlake mashup cover band
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It seems that the State of Indiana has spent more than $20 million dollars to clean up a string of abandoned gas stations formerly owned by one Michael Pence and his family
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Springer)
 
 
 
Data show that political conservatives are more likely than liberals to use an adultery dating website, collude with Russians
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
It's Friday the 13th, but these 12 things that happened on that date are not scary
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Health officials release list of possible exposure sites after minor is confirmed to have measles. So if you're breaking out in a rash and were at any of these places at these times, you should be able to connect the dots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Laker Lance Stephenson is excited to play with...Kyle Kuzma?
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Thu July 12, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Author claims dogs are 'parasites,' suggests you don't read the article if you want to preserve your 'canine illusions.'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Russian government-controlled Internet Research Agency has created more than 50 "sleeper" sites that appear to be legit local news sites and are currently publishing 100% true local news stories and amassing thousands of regular readers
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
You can avoid the $10 fee to get on the beach if you spend $116 to dress like a life guard, also run the risk of having to attempt a rescue
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
40 things you can't get away with after you turn 40. Some of you will agree with these things, others will say "Screw you, I do what I want"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Exercise is always evolving. These are the top exercise fads the year you were born. Subby plans to pump some iron tonight
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
This "don't drink the water" report comes to you from Gatlinburg, TN
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is banana nice cream? Besides being the opposite of banana mean cream, that is
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This East Coaster visited Whataburger for the first time when traveling to Texas. Here is what it was like
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The weirdest fact about every U.S. President, from teeth not made of wood to not drinking alcohol
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Mon July 09, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Legion of boom member soon to learn the ins and outs of prison
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter shares fall more than 9% after the company announces it has purged another 70 million fake accounts. Maybe Russia needs to reprogram some of its bots to go to ZeroHedge and Motley Fool and proclaim Twitter the "buy of the century"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Are there really 12 stone coffins out in the open in a Dallas park? In-depth investigation reveals the shocking answer is: no
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
50 gorgeous photos of the last unspoiled places on Earth, because who doesn't like beautiful scenery?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some people say, "If you're old enough to join the Army, you should be able to vote, as well". I feel exactly the opposite: If you're already putting your life on the line for your country, why add the stress of voting to your plate?
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
There are many ways to express your displeasure at a bad call. Your whole team beating up the refs should not be one of them
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Sun July 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rescue operations begin for trapped Thai soccer team
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Sat July 07, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
A documentary about a 98-year-old man who took up running at age 49 and is in better shape than many of us ever will be. Oh, he is the oldest finisher for a race up Mount Washington
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
With tension mounting for the England Vs Sweden footie match this weekend, who better to ask for predictions on the possible outcome than a bunch of smokers in Kent's equivalent of Florida?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to use a GIF as your tinder profile to the left. Your GIF suggestion to the right
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
South African KFC beautifully trolls Brazilian soccer star Neymar
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the best hole-in-the-wall diners in every state. What are your favorite ones that deserve a shout-out?
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
When a cynical political strategy meets a cynical voter base they make whatever the opposite of magic is
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN is bringing you the American Cornhole League. I thought for sure one of the Adult sites would get that contract
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian celebrates Fourth of July by driving a mail truck naked into several vehicles and a convenience store
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For reasons we don't need to get into, I've been looking back at some of my opening lines I've used on dating sites. 1. WTF was I thinking when I wrote those? 2. Why are same I wonder WTF I was thinking the ones that worked?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
The bizarro new proposed EU copyright regs would effectively make web site operators directly responsible for user posts -- for some sane comments about this, click here --
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you've found the lost standing stones of Devon, please notify archaeologists. They had a wild night at the pub back in the 1990s, you see, and, "well, we haven't managed to find the stone row"
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After discovering an "Impeach 45" t-shirt for sale on Walmart's website, Trump supporters are vowing to boycott the store - meaning most of them will be dead from starvation within about two weeks or so
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You might have these 16 things in your closet that are worth a fortune. So is that old Apple computer still sitting around your place?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the most dangerous jobs in the world. If you work any of them, Subby salutes you
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If Bruce Springsteen texts you requesting iphone gift cards to retrieve a gold investment in Dubai, it might be a scam
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What's the pay like when you sell your soul to the Trump? Here's the salaries of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kellyanne Conway and others
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Mon July 02, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The biggest brawl you are likely to see in professional basketball just happened between Australia and The Philippines
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If a Liberty University math professor travels two hours to have sex with a female under eighteen, how long until Jerry Falwell Jr. removes him from his website? (show your work)
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
I gotta go, we got cows
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Fri June 29, 2018
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Sorry, Teeming Millions. The Straight Dope has published its last column
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(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
California enacts historic privacy bill that'll require sites such as Facebook and Google to inform users more fully of their data-mining efforts, which means more pop-up windows where you click OK mindlessly
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These states are drinking the most beer. Hint: Number one is a small state and their five-year consumption is actually down
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It's a weird case, right," Judge Philip Simon said. "He allegedly stole a bridge. I'm fascinated by it"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex workers leave Twitter for Switter. I think we can see where the German scat fetishists are heading next
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Let's get campy with the best campsites in each state. Any other ones worthy of a mention here?
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh just put it in the attic with the other junk and in 700 years archaeologists will figure out what to do with all of it
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Missile explodes after being launched by German frigate. Oh scheisse (with cool video of explody missile)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Unique Mushroom House for sale in Northern Michigan
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Researchers using the commercial DNA sites like Ancestry and 23andMe are not only solving cold murder cases, they're also identifying sperm donors and cases of incest
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Trump's IRS nominee is financially tied to the Trump Organization. Conflict of interest? More like a pre-requisite. Help us, Bobby-M, you're our only hope
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Did someone order a pizza? [moaning sounds]
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica has mapped out 97 concentration camp sites
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Archaeologists hunting for prehistoric Stonehenge-like site which disappeared more than 35 years ago, before most Millennials walked the Earth
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
25 college majors with the lowest unemployment rate. They might have chosen wisely
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out these 14 code words you are not meant to know. Keep reading if you dare
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Tue June 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huge music festival may have to be rescheduled due to 4 bird eggs
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know, you really have to pick one: 1) Hold your baby 2) participate in a street brawl. Because, when you try to do both things at once, bad things invariably happen
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion knocks it out of the park again, and we should all be ashamed and terrified that a humor and satire site is saner and more pragmatic than our actual news is now
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"Have you seen the Atlanta Falcons' new poster? The single worst piece of art in human history"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Don't blink or you will miss it. It is the smallest town in every state
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the perennial losers in sports, where if you are a fan of any of these teams Subby salutes you
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(Vox)
 
 
 
My cat won't stop playing in the toilet. I've given him an oversized water bowl that I clean daily. I put a camera at the toilet. He's not drinking, just splash. Wtf?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Construction worker dies in jobsite accident. Fark: Boss tries to hide body from cops
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Mon June 25, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teens who mocked drowning man get off scot-free under the legal concept of "It's Florida"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are six towns that are so cheap that you literally don't have to work to live there
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Looking for a good place to cool off and get wet? Here are the best water parks in each state. Any other ones worthy of a mention?
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee so upset about his family being called racist he tweets images from a Nazi website
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neither Trump nor the Trump Organization thought to purchase "trumphotels.org." Since this is Fark, you know how this story ends
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic phires phrankphurter into phemale phan's phace. Phark is not your personal erotica site
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Soviet cars were just plain....weird
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The U.S. Navy has finally had it with Florida
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the strangest roadside attractions in each U.S. state. Come for the Golf Ball House, stay for the Moby Dick statue
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Prodeum - which promised to revolutionize the fruit and vegetable industry - replaced its website, post-ICO, with a white screen that contained just one word. "Penis"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts thunderstorm spawns the skinniest excuse for a tornado you'll ever see
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bothell Hell House, site of four years of poltergeists activity, might have taken several attempts to find a paranormal investigator willing to say anything happened there but don't let that stop you from buying this guy's book
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out these 19 discontinued fast-food items that many of us miss. Did you like eating or drinking them? Want to bring any of them back? What items are not included on the list that are worthy of an honorable mention?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"We're Proud To Announce The First Genital Recognition Software." Pretty sure that's been on Fark for years
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Mon June 18, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Meet JJ the bat dog, Michigan's only minor league baseball pooch
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the 21 dog breeds that have attacked the most people. Do you own any of these breeds? Grab the popcorn while you are at it, too
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Some purchases pay for themselves. These ones do
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska's first baseball team was named 'Knock Down and Skin 'Em' as a nod to local seal hunters
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Remote-controlled fire hydrants can provide water-dropping helicopters with quicker reloads than natural sources, potentially saving the lives of untold numbers of scuba divers
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Will the Undisputed Era stay undisputed? Will Nikki Cross vanish from the title match like the rest of her faction has done from TV? Will Gargano-Ciampa possibly be as good as tomorrow's Jinder-Roman match? NXT Takeover Chicago 8pm WWE Network
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 18 worst companies to work for. Come on, it can't possibly be that bad working there, is it?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two-foot crater ensues after lawnmower apparently trips landmine in Pennsyltucky
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
That was quick: Nerdist scrubs all mentions of Chris Hardwick from their website
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Yup. It's the old "blame the neighbors for the parasites in your testicles" scam
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Thu June 14, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Washington Capitals did not let their championship parade get in the way of their drinking
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The assholes of the internet continue to explore new lows in human behavior by making 14-year-old actress Millie Bobby Brown quit Twitter by bombarding her with homophobic memes
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 20 signs that you are definitely a narcissist. Being orange strangely absent and grab the popcorn as well
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a move that surely only shows the increasing strength of the NRA, the group is scrubbing their website of past grades for lawmakers because they are totally irrelevant and not because they are being used against them or anything
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 30 secrets your plumber won't tell you. Strangely absent is why his pants won't stay up
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not news: Selling off your record collection. News: Selling off your record collection for charity. Fark: Moby selling off his record collection for charity
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UNC psychologists interview 511 American Christians, use their perceptions of God to create composite God avatar who is youthful, feminine, ethnically ambiguous, and ready to deliver salvation all over their faces
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This person ate everything they wanted for a day. This is what happened
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Hello geography buffs, did you know that these 15 countries exist?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Today's "You're doing it wrong": loading the dishwasher
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel starts at pole, Hamilton at P4 and hoping that Verstappen is Mad Max. It's the opposite of Monaco, the Montreal Grand Prix. Green Lights at 2:10pm ET
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After an exciting rain shortened Xfinity race on Saturday, today we will see the polar opposite. The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series Parade FireKeepers Casino 400 at Michigan is at 2pm ET on FOX
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what your neighbor is doing or thinking? Here are 10 things that your neighbor will never tell you
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Fri June 08, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House explains why Singapore was chosen as the site for the North Korea talks: "Once you learn how to pronounce it, it's kind of fun to say"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"I sold my innocent picture to a stock image site for £50 and now I'm the face of bestiality"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Could you pass a civics test? Ty this one
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most uninhabitable places on Earth, ranging from a town with a mine fire to a security site in the desert
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nazi site complaining that fake Nazis are infiltrating making the Nazis look too Nazi. Poe's Law for the Reverse GodWIN
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Once it was the biggest social network; now it's a ghost town. But for a handful of hardcore losers ... er, users ... Myspace remains essential
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tired of shovelware and offensive titles polluting its store, Steam plans to crack down on quality control amongst the titles it sells. Just kidding, they're doing the exact opposite
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Looking for somewhere exciting to go this summer? Here are the most exciting and most boring places to visit in each state
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
They didn't find my JNCOs. I am inconsolable
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump news site's 'Code of Ethics' plagiarized from nonprofit ProPublica
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds Zillow.com listing $100,000 lower than other neighborhood homes, finds it really was too good to be true
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Does anyone here remember the "Bass-o-matic" from SNL? These kids don't
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(Arc Digital Media)
 
 
 
Russian troll farms launch a new website, promise something on June 14th
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Intel speculates that maybe they should just stick with 8086 processors, this is not a repeat of 40 years ago
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our son has ADHD but is lazy; he gets out of homework and plays video games. Our daughter is the exact opposite; studious and serious. My wife stays at home; she ignores our daughter in favor of our son. How can I get things equal?"
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Rearranging cemetery gravesites never goes as smoothly as rearranging living room furniture
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what would $100 buy you food-wise in each state?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 50 easy things to help you live longer according to science
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Sun June 03, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A list of celebrity mega-mansions for sale in NJ includes the sad news that actor John Amos is losing his modest suburban home to foreclosure
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NY Yankees sit in first place atop the AL East 1/2 game behind the Boston Red Sox
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The last time there was this much irony in one place it was a battleshipy
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the USA Really website is the Russian Internet Research Agency, but the USA Really website is the Russian Internet Research Agency
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Police in Davenport, IA seek man in connection with shooting. With helpful photo in thread (site fixed)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Malaysia opens crowdfunding site to pay down national debt. No word on what benefits you get as a gold level backer
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon bars Australians from shopping on its non-Australian sites to put pressure on the government to rescind new tax rule. Crikey
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 26 words and phrases that make you sound stupid. So try and like literally read this article
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I agreed to help my boss out with a site he runs outside of work. Then I found out it his "side project" is translating hentai. What should I do?"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
@¿@
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Tue May 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stercus accidit
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Fed up with people using your private street as a shortcut to the beach? The solution is simple: Make it a toll road
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK woman breaks her arm during arm wrestling. If that sounds a bit over the top, well, it is
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Sun May 27, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mutiny festival canceled after two people mutiny against life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is not a genius at recognizing disguised sex cult websites. Instead of wasting time fighting the media, do your fricking job, dumb-dumb
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Le'Veon Bell endures more suffering than most humans - the Steelers applied a $14.5 million franchise tag, and some criticize him. Fortunately, you can hear all about it with his new single, out everywhere on all music sites
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of alleged conman, who was apparently wearing a tinted windshield from a '78 Buick (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most ridiculous things you can be fined for in each state. Now can you please tell my fortune?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the ten most hated people on the plane. Does it smell in here?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Bill Gates' summer reading recommendations, guaranteed to attract the opposite sex to your intellect
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Perhaps Subby should cancel his trip to India after seeing how polluted it is
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
"If you're wondering whether you've grown old, the litmus test isn't your tolerance for loud music but rather how annoyed you get at the site of bicycles leaned up against trees or sprawled along sidewalks"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
SF's Black Hammer Brewing, site of a Fark party, ordered to stop making cannabis beer. But not for obvious reasons
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
North Korea 'destroys' their nuclear test site that was collapsing on its own anyway
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Ghosts reported at area library. If only there was someone to call
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Wed May 23, 2018
(In the Mist?)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Feds Plan to Wipe Gorilla Snot on Giant Mine"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Growing sinkhole on White House lawn. Michael Cohen offers $130,000 to shut it up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man buys two Papa John's pizzas for around $40 eight years ago, today a slice is worth over $5 million
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder about Mediaite's political bias? Well the top story on their site right now is about how outrageous it was for LeBron to diss fan wearing MAGA hat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not only can you get scammed by "buy gold" and "get rich quick" scams on right-wing sites, but now on left-wing sites too. What a country
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lava gets into Hawaiian geothermal power plant, says it belongs there
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So how much did bacon cost the year you were born? After adjusting for inflation?
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nagasaki restaurateur hits crowdfunding sites to solicit funds for new soft-serve ice cream machine because, hey, everybody loves 12-tier ice cream with their okonomiyaki
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(law and crime)
 
 
 
Fake news outlet The Onion publishes non-fake cease and desist order from Cohen from 2013, who for some reason thinks they are actual journalists
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not News: Trump dating site is a big scam. News: Not because of the MAGAs, but because of the company that provides the backbone scams a LOT of niche dating sites, including fake profiles and a "bug" that messages randoms for you
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Sun May 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas governor's website is still raffling off a rifle, though they canceled the door prize
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge who set up living trust to reward his children only if they married white, opposite sex Christians says that does not make him a bigot. Of course not...now the use of the n-word and homophobia...(tag is for mom throwing him under the bus)
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stephen King released a free short story on his website if you're suffering from all work and no play
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Fri May 18, 2018
(SILive)
 
 
 
Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Walmart announced a partnership Wednesday with upscale fashion retailer Lord & Taylor.But it's only available on the website, so Jeeves won't be taking the Rolls to your local store anytime soon
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google's latest secret project sounds a bit like the offspring of Hari Seldon and Richard Dawkins. It may not be your personal erotica site, but it'll 3D print you the bathroom scale of your dreams
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The SEC has launched its own fake cryptocurrency site. No, not SabanCoin. The OTHER SEC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After an "apology from the Mormon Church for 2 centuries of racism" published on a parody website goes viral, the real LDS is put in the awkward position of having to issue a statement saying they didn't apologize for 200 years of racism
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
YouTube credited with increasing skill levels of young NBA players by repeatedly exposing them to best highlights of game's greatest legends on demand, without interference from inept youth coaches, broken VCRs, or sketchy competition
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Criminal extortion charges filed for owners of website which publishes pictures of criminal suspects mugshots. On the bright side, they can now be their own customers
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These places in each state are literally located in the middle of nowhere, for those of you who want to get away from it all
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
17 weird things about Fark's favorite state, as if it isn't weird enough already
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are using combustion-causing oxygen, do not light a cigarette
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
This just in: Cultural parasite Kris Jenner will sue you even if you're poor
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When DeVoe hits an A.R.G.U.S. facility Barry decides to Barry it up. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, a purple monkey dishwasher strikes. (FX 10ET)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Nobody wanted to buy these 25 cars. Did you? Did you own any of these vehicles?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators found evidence of a "malicious intrusion" into a Tennessee county's elections website from a computer in Ukraine during a concerted cyberattack, which caused the site to crash just as it was reporting vote totals in this month's primary
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(MSN)
 
 
 
White House staffers impersonate each other when they leak info to the press. Only the Best People
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what the top 50 video games of all time are, this website has figured it all out and we don't have to argue anymore. I think we can expect this to be a very short and respectful thread (bonus: no slideshow)
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes locks out the front row and Lewis takes the pole, with the top five all within a second in qualifying. Vettel tries to take back his points lead. The Spanish Grand Prix from the Circuit de Catalunya starts at 9am ET on ESPN2
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea has offered to abandon their nuclear testing site which they've already destroyed by accident. What kind of idiot thinks this is a grand peace gesture?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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Thu May 10, 2018
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Experts analyzed a popular breathalyzer bought nationwide by police and found that it was incredibly accurate with no evidence of overestimation of BAC....wait, no what's the opposite of all that
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man visits porn site, gets following email:"Given Above mentioned software forced selfie camera of yours notebook computer. And this way I have black PR package against you. On that vidoerecord [sic] you flog the dummy"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Geena Davis tells her 4th husband that she wants to start a league of her own
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Chortle (UK))
 
 
 
Why I couldn't make my appearance on Conan
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Tue May 08, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
About 400 Drupal websites have been infected with crypto-currency malware that puts a real drag on servers
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Google urges attendees to wear 'pronoun stickers' at developers conference to foster inclusiveness and reduce instances of misgendering. Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla surrenders
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is how many eggs you can eat in a week. Cool Hand Luke chuckles to himself
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Website monitors Bitcoin's value using death metal
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New chip in handheld device allows near instantaneous, on-site identification of cocaine. This will be exciting news in the 1980s
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Sat May 05, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oh great, now tortilla chips can kill you. And on Cinco de Mayo, no less
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welcome to LeBronto
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you'd like to update Geocities site, today is your lucky day. You can yell at those kids on your lawn later
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Charles Bronson has risen from the dead or was cloned or turned into an android and will be starring in a b movie knock-off of Death Wish
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the 50 weirdest and wildest cars of all-time. Did you own or ridden in any of these? Do you want to drive any of them?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No question about it, answers.com is done answering dot com
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Tech companies and websites pledging support to Red Alert for Net Neutrality. Is Fark included? You betcha
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Thu May 03, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama has one more thing they're #1 at
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What kind of moran spends $1 million to live next to a former nuclear-testing site without testing the site to see if it may still be radioactive? Apparently people in the expensive San Francisco real estate market
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the best Mexican restaurants in each state. Now who wants some more free tortilla chips and salsa?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook will start ranking news sites based on trust as determined by Facebook users. So now you'll be able to get breaking news from Infowars direct to your inbox rather than having to wait for your racist uncle to forward it to you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, remember that glowing health report that Trump's private doctor wrote? Well, it was dictated by Trump himself. You're shocked, aren't you? No, wait, what's that thing that's the opposite of shocked?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welcome to another exciting night of educational policy debate: In this corner, we have Oklahoma's Teacher of the Year. In the opposite corner, a rich lady who has no degrees in education who's never gone to a public school or sent her kids to one. FIGHT
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Amazon to add another 3,000 jobs. In Canada. You probably don't know them
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is what happens when you drink a glass of wine every night, so go ahead and have some chardonnay if you like
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Mon April 30, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Penn State Health tells 2100 patients with multiple sclerosis, "you don't have to go die in a ditch, but you can't stay here," then realizes that might look harsh
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Retail apocalypse store closings, by the numbers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Man sues France for seizing France.com. TOUT LE MONDE CYBERSQUATTE
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There is drunk driving, and then there is driving 100MPH then using a broken wire fence and posts you caught on your pickup truck to troll for troopers in a field drunk driving
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Fri April 27, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Locating serial killers with a genealogy website could be against the terms and conditions, which cops would know if they'd read all 894 pages instead of just clicking "I agree"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
The 2020 Tokyo Olympics will destroy Japanese commercial and industrial sector, as their usual events and sites are blocked off, canceled, or commandeered for the Games. Subcontractor: "We're being forsaken in the name of Olympic glory"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Where wolf-dog hybrids? There wolf-dog hybrids
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
This is how you sell a 1999 Toyota Corolla
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I-95 construction sign: My daddy works here. Florida Woman: Let's see if this thing can do 110 (with pierced-lip mugshot)
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Wed April 25, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A total of four barrels containing radioactive sludge at a nuclear site were found to have ruptured, according to spokesman Simpson. SIMPSON?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Never buy these 27 foods again, they may contain wood
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Critically endangered Yanbaru whiskered bat discovered to have found refuge in remnants of U.S. training area in Okinawa once used for jungle warfare practice. "The area may have served as a sanctuary for sensitive wildlife"
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(Ukkusiksalik National Park)
 
 
 
Who wants to go to Ukkusiksalik National Park or some other back-of-beyond Godforsaken corner of northern Canada? Important: read up on the "how not to be eaten by polar bears" guide, available from the Parks Canada website
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Allison Mack tried to lure Emma Watson into sex cult purple monkey dishwasher. It's as if a million farkers cried out for the originals, and were suddenly silenced
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Boiling lake found on Mars. Evidently where they plan to cook, eat us
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New online payment network built by the biggest banks works about as well as their websites, mobile apps do
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Brighton and Hove News)
 
 
 
David Gilmour demolishes neglected Victorian-era bathhouse in Hove, has plans to rebuild on site with "echoes" of the old structure. How will he complete the walls?
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Sat April 21, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Attn. NYC passengers: Please don't bother the tour bus driver while the vehicle is in motion. He's trying to watch TV
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what eating in a restaurant was like 50 years ago?
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Fri April 20, 2018
(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
Apparently, epipen price gouging isn't as profitable as you'd think
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archeologists think they have found King Tut's wife, Ankhesenamun, who was also King Tut's funky half-sister and cousin...so that's how it is in their family (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Extremely rare Ganges river shark not seen in a decade is finally discovered. In a fish market (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ATF issues a warning to all stagecoaches, old-timey banks, and roadrunners in Pennsylvania as someone stole about 700lbs of dynamite from a construction site near Lancaster
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Think you are not in good shape? You might actually be if these things apply to you
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You have to try these 60 iconic U.S. restaurants before you die. Any others worth trying that should be added to the list?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the happiest countries in the world. Apparently living in a cold area makes you happy
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(News.com.au)
 
Boobies
 
Tuck yourself back inside side-boob, there's a new cleavage trend in town flopping around called the "underboob"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Come on. There has to be a tax thread on the fark site. How much do you owe, farkers?
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Trump 'considering' new sanctions on Russia, in much the same way subby considers jumping into a fifty-five gallon drum of spiders
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Because of course the IRS website would go 503 on Tax Day
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(Petrolicious)
 
 
 
The infamous Nürburgring's Nordschleife course, at 13 miles long, presented a unique problem in the 1970s: how to get emergency vehicles to crash sites in time to save F1 drivers' lives. Solution? Porsche fire engines
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can stop asking when Alex Jones is going to be sued by grieving Sandy Hook parents now
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Alcohol plus axe throwing? What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These bridges truly can qualify as bridges of death. Men from Scene 24 strangely absent
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the 50 weirdest town names in North America. Come for Bacon Level, stay for Big Beaver
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
House Speaker Paul Ryan may get the old 'don't let the door kick you in the arse' treatment and be forced to leave the speakership by summer because no one likes a lame duck
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
For those of you that have housecleaners, here are some things that they secretly want you to know. Now don't walk on the clean floor with your dirty shoes now
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(Time)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg reveals Cambridge Analytica acquired his personal data, which reportedly includes his model number, operating system version, and build date
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla's autopilot runs into a problem
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
If you like buying used stuff, don't ever buy these things
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the most popular products and gadgets from the year you were born. How many of these did you have? Do you still have any of them in your possession?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The most important historical events in every state, ranging from a march to the signing of an important document
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
All jobs are meaningful, some more than others
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Hey, did you know you were doing these 40 things wrong your whole life?
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Fri April 06, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Crane falls over at St. Pete PD construction site, w/video goodness of one guy just BARELY outrunning the crane's collapse (lower right)
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
This is reassuring...*hides in bunker*
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good: Brand new $70M school in Chicago will accommodate about 1,200 students. Less good: The construction site includes 38,000 people buried in unmarked graves. Very less good: Among the dead are patients from the county's insane asylum
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stormfront founder's wife tired of paying for his little hobby, starting next month only those paying at least 5 bucks a month will be able to access the site
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what is the biggest tax revenue generator in your state?
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
What's even more fascinating about this series of nighttime underwater photos from off the coast of the Phillippines is that it's been deslided
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man rescued from 80ft coastal blowhole. What your mom was doing at the beach in this old premise is anybody's guess
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Knives, scissors, lesbian twins, 69 news website. This story has it all
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' ex goes full Stormy Daniels
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the latest issue government websites will pretend doesn't exist is... *spins wheel* breast cancer
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the highest-paid public employee in every state. Many of them involve playing with balls
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Reddit is introducing a new design. You'll get over it
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When their son was named senior adviser to the President of the United States, the scandal-plagued Kushner family saw a road to redeeming their family's name. Sadly, however, Jared became a senior adviser to President TRUMP, so, the opposite of that
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty spoof took over Adult Swim on April Fools' Day, one year after last April Fools' Day joke
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This list of the best coffee chains in the United States will perk you right up
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Sun April 01, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Yes, Mr. Johnson, Mrs. Johnson, Miss Johnson, Herr Johnson, Frau Johnson, Comrade Johnson, Señor Johnson, Raymond J. Johnson, Jr., and Dr. Johnson, it's that day again ... and some sites and companies are doing it and doing it and doing it well. #guineapigsrulecatsdrool
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
A Virgin comes to Las Vegas
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(BBC)
 
 
 
India slightly but measurably hornier than in 2015
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Ocklawaha)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ tries the old "smell my finger" alibi
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Holy Fake News Batman, the site "newsdonaldtrumps" isn't legit?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
In something that reads like an In Living Color skit, a porn site has launched a 'cock-blockchain cryptocurrency'. And promises 'to put the ass back into crypto-assets'
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This is what life was like 100 years ago compared to now, with teenagers being nonexistent back then
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
I-65 pothole in Indianapolis flattens more than two dozen tires in one night, immediately qualifying it as an Indiana Department of Transportation Historical Site
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Let's have a Good Friday thread, shall we? What is it exactly besides being the opposite of Bad Friday?
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is how long you can keep food after its expiration date. So maybe you can hold onto that meat for a while
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Area around Jesus' baptism site being cleared of land mines. Because someone slathered Jesus' baptism site in land mines, just what Jesus would have wanted
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 30 best and worst Easter candies for your health. Peeps still suck
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most popular toys the year you were born. Did you own any of them? Which were your favorites?
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
McDonald's French fries spilled over California freeway after truck overturns. CHiPs immediately present at accident site
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to eat healthy at a chain restaurant? Here are the 35 healthiest meal choices at chain restaurants
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Sun March 25, 2018
(SILive)
 
 
 
Woman who is banned from every prison in state, gets caught sneaking into prison
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Instead of alcohol, this person tried a shot of apple cider vinegar every day for 30 days. Here is what happened
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to find out everything Facebook knows about you. Spoiler alert: It's a lot
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trumps says Democrats didn't want DACA. Let's see what congressional sources say about the negotiation
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan governor tours site where 1,000 employees will soon lose their jobs to robots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After losing my brass shiny thing I need a new pocket pen. It must be able to use Fisher Space Pen refills (or is Parker-sized with Fisher adaptor.) Yes, it does narrow the choice Any suggestions? LGT Fisher site
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Thinking about which state to retire to? These states don't tax Social Security benefits
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 17 articles of clothing that are never coming back, so you may safely throw them out of your closet
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's just go ahead and lock him up now: Sheriff's deputies say Parkland shooter Nikolas Cruz' younger brother, arrested for trespassing at the scene of the shooting, "admired" how popular his brother is now, and wanted to set up a fan club for him
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want some nostalgia for today? Here are 25 fast-food restaurants you will never eat at again. Which ones are the most worthy of bringing back?
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Retired WFAN sports pope Mike Francesa misses sports talk radio more than he thought he would, has number of sports topics on his mind that he'd love to share with the world. Instead of posting to the right, he's building a home studio
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
British Parliament summons Mark Zuckerberg to explain "catastrophic failure" and "misleading" statements. Sounds like they are mad. As in "what's all this then?" mad
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Governor MoonBeam preparing to exit public life as he nears the end of this fourth term in the statehouse. When asked about his future plans, Brown responds,"I'm not sure. What's Linda Ronstadt up to these days?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In an effort to show that they totally knew nothing about Cambridge Analytica's election schemes, Facebook suspends account of CA whistleblower for saying the exact opposite
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
It's official - All 10+ million NCAA March Madness brackets submitted to 5 major sporting websites have been busted
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 55 secrets life coaches won't tell you for free, but we will
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