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Sun February 05, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yet another woke idiot. His ideas will go nowhere
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fedex tests it's new mid-air delivery system
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kinda weird what quickly becomes public knowledge and what doesn't
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cop who shot a man six times when he was handcuffed in the back of his cruiser loses shot at plea deal for "voluntary manslaughter" when the victim's family goes to the press
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ummm, Dennis? You might want to check in on your brother. Just sayin'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wow, nailed it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
As he strikes the match, he casually glances out the gas station window. His eye twitches involuntarily
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well someone's gotta eat the Necco wafers
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis declares drag queens illegal. George Santos inconsolable
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you weren't lazy enough, machines can "hand write" your ChatGPT-produced homework too
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We've got goalies taking shots on net, attempts to break the sound barrier, the NHL's version of a dunk tank, the trick shot/SNL sketch mashup known as the Breakaway Challenge, and more. It's the 2023 NHL All-Star Skills Competition @ 7pm ET on ESPN
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, by all means let us have a bunch of ignorant MAGA yahoos shooting randomly into the sky. I don't see what could possibly go wrong
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covidiots: NFL player Damar Hamlin really died from his Covid-19 shots and a clone, body double or actor has replaced him to conceal "the truth"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even God hates Florida
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Mehta: Son, people can see you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cybertruck spotted in the wild, looks like it was built in a shed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is it hot in here or is it just my hypocaust?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A second Chinese spy balloon has hiat the north American continent
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House passes the Anything to Make Democrats Look Bad Act of 2023
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Throne cat is watching you poop
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
♫ We don't need no education ♫
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you drive your car backwards, do you hear a message from the devil?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, there's a title wave coming
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) fights back against the GOP's attacks against her
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Which full length animated film had the best voice cast? LGT examples
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What are some top-tier insults that are not necessarily profane, or are as cutting as they are understated?
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Puppy + Ducklings = D'awww Bomb
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dwumfour is done for. Popular 30 year-old New Jersey councilwoman shot and killed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
More is less, 'Murica edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The hits will be Huge, the action will be more than a Blip and make sure to Double Tap. The bots battle again 8 pm ET on Discovery. Fav Bot Memes anyone?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
White rhino moves to Florida wildlife park. Fark: Shot and killed on first day in new home. UltraFark: Local orthodontists and dentists all claim alibis, blame park for not being able to contain it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MAGAs have now shown us who they pledge true allegiance to
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Blue State Problems vs Red State Problems
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In honor of Black History Month, Miami unveils...a new police cruiser? The fark?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Fifth Circuit: "The right to arm abusers shall not be abridged"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's play ruler of the raft
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(Twitter POTUS)
 
 
 
Now when your uncle goes to Las Vegas he'll demand to be charged hidden resort fees to own the libs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump (not that one) reflects on the media response to Tyre Nichols
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
A man is found shot to death on a street in Chattanooga and the police are saying maybe just maybe this might be a homicide
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everything's a head shot and your companions keep tripping over everything while they run?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jesus rawdogged a hooker? And blackmailed the Pharisees into blowing him? Was this in the "Gospel according to Ohhh yeah"?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What was the last music CD you bought? When?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
RIP Gawker. Not a repeat from 7 years ago
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Video of Mike Pillow in a claw machine being interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOAT-r done
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Asking my fellow farkers how to even, because I just can't anymore
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So glad to live in country where people like that protect me from the socialisms and health care and drag shows
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turn on your "Predictive Text" to figure out your mythological name and title
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cat is a monkey's uncle ...or taxi
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Shooter shot at Target
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sean Payton about to handle the reins for the Broncos
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Treasonous Testudine that put BeerBro and Aunt Lydia in SCOTUS is unhappy that Biden's judicial picks are not of "the finest legal minds our country has to offer"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After over 50 years of production, Boeing delivers the very last 747 today at 4pm EST (1PM PST). From now on you will only fly on twin engine planes, but you don't have to like it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bruh the dog humper gets called out from doggy daycare, can't believe him got caught
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby stopped counting at 20. Surely seasoned Farkers can do better
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In which New York discovers yet another way Chicago beats them, food-wise
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Warriors' Stephen Curry broke Wilt's franchise record for most shots made. Wilt still holds the franchise record for most money shots made
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Human intelligence vs artificial intelligence ... fight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New on Disney+: "The Coyote and The Badger"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Damian Lillard scored 42 points and had no turnovers. Dejounte Murray scored 40 points and also had no turnovers. This is the first dueling 40-point, 0-turnover game in the NBA history
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have you ever heard a dog whisper?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Stephen Colbert brings back "The Word" to talk about Tyre Nichols's murder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And they wonder why many millennials aren't having children
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(KFYR Bismarck)
 
 
 
Basketball fan makes four baskets at a promotion at halftime including a half court shot to win $10,000. Not bad for a 7th grader
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nice marmot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The (mountain) G.O.A.T. license plate for Mount St. Helens. If you don't like it, please don't blow your top
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Railroad engineer radios ahead that there's an obstruction on the tracks, it was his last words
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
RNC wants to make abortion the cornerstone of the 2024 election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kitty puts the bop in it to get across stream
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, how DARE Ukraine take back what was theirs. The ungrateful shiats
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is better than anything that happens on a football field
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TFG's attorney, in her continuing bid to be wife #4, says Trump is actually winning all these lawsuits that we see him losing
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
State Farm shows the proper way to react to an SNL parody
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby knew there was a reason he liked her
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the 49ers win and have a shot at a sixth Super Bowl? Or will the Eagles win at home and go to the Big Game? Brock Purdy or Jalen Hurts? It is the NFC Championship Game thread, kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on FOX
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fix it again Antoś
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Get out your hanky before clicking two videos of a man who saved hundreds of kids from the farking Nazis. Hero trumps Sappy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
James Harden doing his best Door Dash delivery guy impersonation
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Las Vegas cop and good Samaritan work together to ruin impromptu bbq
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Partisans hate the other team for views that aren't held by most of the team members; also use the other side's worst people to justify becoming assholes themselves
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Top sports clip of the day comes from badminton - 73 shots, 82 seconds. But please, regale us with your adventures of climbing the stairs from the basement to get a bag of Cheetos
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fallout 2025
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
*Makes accordion gestures*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Biden needs to lower gas prices"..."No, not like that"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pelosi hammer attack body cam released and Paul has some expert beverage management skills
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kari Lake announces her first action as governor of Arizona
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wolves: Maybe these big grizzly bears are just playing around. Nope we're out of here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Give it a shot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Threat level increased - we've reached 100% CAPS LOCK level now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and Busted Orc Army Classics: Rations old enough to vote. New Uruk-hotness: Tanks older than The Lord of the Rings
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now THAT's how you announce you're running for President
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
MTG gets bipartisan agreement on amendment
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thursdays are ROBOT FIGHTING TIME Get Whiplash from being Hypershocked. Who will win, who will be destroyed? Find out Thurs on Discovery @ 8 PM ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now THERE'S an idea who's time has come...oh wait
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Madman sends grenades to Congressional offices. But it's not a big deal since the madman in question is an elected member
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The recession is hiatting drive-by shooters hard
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Congress might investigate why DirecTV dropped Newsmax. Maybe it's because the right-wing channel wanted the satellite carrier to pay them a carriage fee
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(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
The California Senate race Schiffs into high gear
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry got ejected from the game against the Grizzlies due to A) excessive trash talking to Morant, B) arguing a non-foul call with the referee, or C) throwing his mouth piece after an ill-advised shot by a teammate?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why exactly did some people consider Ben Shapiro a "genius"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Food court" takes on an all new meaning here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy's vision is to make America just like his home district
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
Early contender for Mugshot of the Year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Montana Sen. Steve Daines says his home state of Montana is "a northern border state with a southern border crisis," leaving us to wonder what's happening in Wyoming
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elmo: I know in my heart that I'm funny
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two things to learn from this tweet: Sign your artwork and it's ok if you don't like thing. Popular meme celebrates 10 year anniversary
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican tax plan is so popular that its cosponsors are running away from it and the House Speaker will bring it up only to vote against it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chatterbox uses morse code on birdie
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At least three teachers knew that the 6-year-old had a gun before he shot his teacher, but administrators would do nothing to help because "the school day was almost over"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The origins of a rightwing conspiracy -- how a post from one rando twitter user becomes a congressional investigation in five days
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Eric Swalwell murders Ted Cruz on Twitter. Go Niners
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nazi scumbag Nick Fuentes has been let back on to Tw...AAAAND he's gone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gas Pedal Gaetz hits the "live boy" level of scandal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hedgehog hustles it to beat some eggman arse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Colorado Avalanche defensive scheme is keeping their shorts cleaner
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what can only be described as peak modern GOP, the Congressperson who tweeted this out last year is now serving on the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A&W caves to non-existent Tucker Carlson idiot ball pressure by making their mascot finally put on a goddamn pair of pants
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What I love about Pedro Pascal is his dedication to constant professionalism
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Newsmin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🎵Love is real, real is love, Love is feeling, feeling love, Love is wanting to be loved, Love is touch, touch is love, Love is reaching, reaching love...🎵
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will LIJ have better luck facing Okada with Taguchi & YOH? Does Shota Umino have Naito's attention now? Why is Henare being jobbed out to Oskar Leube? Road to THE NEW BEGINNING continues @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
*wooooof wooooof* all aboard the Corgi Express
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than mass shootings in America are the medical bills afterwards
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Tue January 24, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Attempted tripping? Now honestly what is that? Can you win a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michigan women's 4x400m relay team pulls off incredible comeback after first runner falls on track
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Shaking Quakers. New and trending: Shaking Fakers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Duck curling
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Suddenly, there was an spike in car break-ins, and nobody could understand why
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Year of the Tiger will not go quietly
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Oakland to Half Moon Bay: "yeah, whatever"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Marie Antoinette farked around and found out. New hotness: These people make her look good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Displaying dead people is OK, but don't call them "mummy"
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have the worst effing attorneys, part 1488: openly laughing at the prosecution's exhibits during the trial is a great way to convince the jury that the state's case is ridiculous
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TFG wins yet another tournament at one of his own golf courses, proving his strength and stamina in golf, governance, and paying caddies to lie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Angsty cat angsty about not getting fud
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be a Proud Boy? There are rules you have to follow. Stupid rules
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones takes over the Dallas Cowboys Twitter feed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Walking by windows in high buildings perfectly safe for Tucker Carlson
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Erdogan tells Sweden not to expect Turkey's support for NATO bid. NATO not theirs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FAFO: Las Vegas edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tucker wins the M&M wars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dr Martens has shot itself in the foot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton vs. Tom Cotton
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Manchin proposes taxing the wealthy to save Social Security
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Abbot weighs in on the Cowboys' kicking game
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Sun January 22, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tony Romo's football analysis crosses into basketball when he refers to the play clock as the "shot clock." What a home run power play that was, Tony
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you needed to get your heart racing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Fark. Fark, dude, FARK. There's cameras." To protect and serve (warning: graphic)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Marilyn Monrowl"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TFG invited to speak at Diamond's funeral. And yeah, it went about like you would expect
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat had some work done
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Damn Winter allergies: Plain White tears
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What if we create a fake crisis and blame Biden for it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Know how I know you've never taken a bong rip, Tuck?
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican who shot up Democratic pols' homes in New Mexico was CLEARLY a liberal plant
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
There are the people who sink halfcourt shots to win prizes at NBA games and then there's this guy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Being used as evidence in thousands of criminal cases nationwide , Shot Spotter uses a complex network of microphones and AI that allows it to precisely determine when and where a gun was fired. Except, as internal docs show, it doesn't and it can't
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nepo Nephew thinks he still has a shot at playing in the NFL
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why, yes, I would like to give a grimy Lara Croft a well-deserved power wash. Oh, you said grimy Lara Croft estate
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Edmonton: all your best plow names are belong to us
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts on Fox News. Watters: Dick Cheney was shot in the face. Did anyone write a thousand words about how Dick was feeling? Gutfield: He wasn't shot in the face. He shot somebody in the face. Watters: Whatever
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't do this. Don't give me hope...and an Entertainment/Politics crosspost
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Party on robo whatevars
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you were evicted last month and left behind a corpse in a trash bag, the Mercer County prosecutor would like a word
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You may be onto something there, National Park Service
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Time to update the list - TFG adds a new excuse for why he had so many folders marked "Classified"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Should I clear my search history after looking up how to dispose of a body?" was strangely absent
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This koala could totally communicate with a cat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What is the scariest story you've ever read?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The dog dies at the end
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Doggos find cat after the big dig
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to get a new kind of shot in NYC bars, but with extra narcan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not News: Police chase last more than a hour Fark: suspect was driving a John Deere at 20MPH
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(Twitter)
 
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Dog fetches something rhyming with stick [probably NSFW]
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Matt Schlapp releases statement that his hand hurts from grabbing all that dick, so have some sympathy or envy
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Kyle misses his shot at Vegas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan uses his Alt account to remind people he's a terrible person
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It just seems like there is some kind of lesson to be learned here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
OK Groomer
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
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Outnumbered 7 to 1, he shot down 4 MiGs and returned to his aircraft carrier with 263 bullet holes in his fighter jet. 70 years later, this pilot finally gets his Navy Cross
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Judgment Day is here, so let's all join the resistance and travel back in time
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(Twitter)
 
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Today is the 15th anniversary of this legendary local Canadian broadcast
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Interviewer to Andrew Tate's lawyer: So what's with this Matrix stuff? Tate's lawyer: LOL, yeah... he's a moron
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fun with bar charts, scaling edition. Welcome to Munchkinland -- er, Indonesia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter owes its first interest payment as soon as the end of the month. Since Elon is paying a whopping 11.75% interest, he's looking into securing the debt with margin loans on his Tesla stock
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
1955: Mighty Mouse "🎶 Here I come to save the day 🎶" .... 2023: these guys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Hochul really embraces the meaning of MLK day
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can you still call it a gutter ball when you don't even hit the gutter until after you've hit the overhead sprinkler?
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Guns don't shoot at Democrat houses, people hired by loser Republican candidates shot at Democrat houses
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm ready for the atheist future
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
McCarthy deals leaking out and they're as bad as you guessed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bangor Daily News reprints Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech...but leaves out the parts that might make white people feel guilty about themselves (But you can bet your ass they left in the Republicans' favorite MLK quote)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When the Chargers were up 27-0, someone placed a $1.4 million bet that the Chargers would go on to win. Fark: Given the likelihood of a Chargers victory at that point, the bettor stood to win only 11k
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Snippy Harbaugh is snippy
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Inebriated pickup truck driver gets in argument with outdoor dining patrons at Japanese restaurant, goes kamikaze on them. And since it's the Carolinas, customers also shot at him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alabama forward Darius Miles arrested for having the biggest shot of his life
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Necrocobblercon
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When even Chuck "The Coddler" Todd is too hardball for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After FOUR failed murder trials, 7 years in jail, and a judge finding the former prosecutor was being "vindictive" by bring charges in a related case, new DA drops all charges against a Baltimore man who was shot by cops because of mistaken identity
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jamaal Williams got fined more for being too sexy than Quay Walker did for shoving a Lions athletic trainer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jewish Space Lasers. Boom
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(Twitter)
 
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Boston unveils its bronze sculpture honoring MLK and people have questions about very big penises
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, a restaurant with no tips
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(CBS News)
 
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These 5th graders felt bad that wheelchair-bound kids couldn't play on the playground, so they banded together and did something about it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It seems like a brilliant plan to get rid of the homeless, but at the end of the day there's just twice as many of them
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Employee of the Month is a good girl
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's not enough to ban homeless people from sleeping in so-called "public" places. Now they are banning soap at "public" showers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Zillow offers up something that's typically only available to corporate lobbyists and a handful of billionaires
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
He tried to play Stairway to Heaven
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
George knew he was gonna be found out back when he was running in 2021. But dammit, he was gonna keep running no matter what
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man who shot mountain dies. You'd think dynamite would have worked better
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is why Trump avoids testifying at all costs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jump around, it's finally the weekend
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Berry narrating Prince Harry's book? YES PLEASE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trailer for History of the World, Part II. Yes, finally
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dallas guard your face, the zoo has misplaced a leopard
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Marry, Fark, Kill: Jim Jordan edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Medical lab tests employee for political derangement
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Excellent communicator cat WANTS HIS FUD
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
WTH, now reporters are self censoring for what is actuallycorrect pronunciation, at least from Subby's perspective
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Trump Organization fined *pinky in the side of the mouth* $1.6 million
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ring has been testing an Imperial Probe Droid that patrols your home, but the engineers obviously don't have cats
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's amazing life hack: how to jettison that annoying drunk football fan off the subway
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This isn't scantily-clad women lounging on the hood of a car, but hey, you know you want to join the Russian army
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A humble request by Ukraine turned up to 11
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TSA wants you to know they ruined some guy's candle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congressman George Santos (R-West Egg)
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Hasbro subsidiary Wizards of the Coast: "Our new Open Game License says you can't create 3rd party D&D content without giving up your IP rights to anything you publish with our system." Paizo Games: "The time of the ORC has come"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
2020: TFG loses Presidential election. 2023: TFG loses Presidential election. Again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Discerning frog is discerning when it comes to food
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Chillanian" gang from Microsoft Network is stealing cars from Long Island and selling them in New Jersey? World heavyweight chess champion George Santos (R-WTF) is on the case
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Move over "bad Final Countdown cover". "Hot Bible" is the new, worst music video
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
...and my gay husband
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland holding a presser at 1:15pm. Will it be about Trump? Insurrectionists? Biden's classified docs? Or will we get lucky and he's rescheduling marijuana? Your guess is as good as his
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
News media almost kills Congressman George Santos
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Responding to new revelations that classified documents were found at his Delaware garage President Biden answers in the most Biden way possible
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's an update from the World Bollard Association: Bollards continue to save lives ...AND keep your doggos happy
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(Twitter)
 
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Its not breakfast at Tiffany's as one has to sit in the mud, but it is breakfast
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sarax Huckabeex Sanderx has her priorities straight
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
These three gentleman introduce themselves as your lifeguards, what do you say?
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(US Senate)
 
 
 
Susan Collins (L-ucy with football) is being concerned about the House GOP's plans to destroy Social Security
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Can the Acclaimed unleash the most wicked burn in TV history? Will Tony Khan make a public statement? Who will win the Escalera De La Muerte Match? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation not owned by the government of Saudi Arabia
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House GOP member includes Ukraine in his list of U.S. "adversaries across the world"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Text messages have surfaced in the Matt Schlapp case
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out cocaine numbs your sense of irony
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former newspaper editor shares 12 dirty little "secrets" of political journalism that haven't been secrets for literally decades given the dozens of times we've all seen each of these in any given week
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The question is, indoor smoking of what, exactly?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Liar liar, pants on fire George Santos to Nassau County GOP: Nope, NOPE I will NOT resign
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CNN: both sides are ba... hang on, we have breaking news, we're being told that these two things are not in fact the same
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Owlsplaining
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The party of less government wants pregnant women in Virginia to register with the government
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When some random star comes along and photobombs your big shot FOR SEVEN YEARS
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(Michigan State University)
 
 
 
In 1879, William James Beal began an experiment. He'll be finished in 2101 if no one gets a good head shot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oregon Department of Fish & Wildlife would very much like members of the public to stop stealing their cougar sighting signs & putting them up in local bars
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A long time ago, in an era when we didn't yet take it for granted that the government was spying on our every move, one brave soul voted against the Patriot Act; today she's nostalgic for a time when everyone supported the Patriot Act
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will somebody sit Rep Ashley Hinson down and show her that "I'm Just a Bill" episode of Schoolhouse Rock?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kitten finds best spot to take a nap
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody Homer's makeup shot gun is now a reality, get yours now and surprise your wife. Take care of her morning routine in a second by blasting her in the face before she even wakes up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Translation: the GQP Budget Hawks are circling for Medicare and Social Security again. Ask Batboy how that one worked out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This doggo is in a fedussy, whatever that is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that Covid vaccines will be going private, they will will be going up in price. From $16 for the first dose purchased by the government to boosters at $26 to $110 when it's commercially distributed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I ran for office on the premise that government does not work, and now that I am in office, I and the members of my party will do everything we can to stop the government from working" - Chip Roy (R)Texas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can anyone confirm if this is true? Subby would check for himself, but it's nap time and there's so many apps that need updating and Bing has gotten so complicated. Why, I remember when nothing happened until the 11:00 news. I could curl up in my sha
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This Bad Legal Take makes flat earthers seem smart
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yesterday marked 12 years since Congresswomen Gabby Giffords was shot. She still trying to get America to care about gun violence
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Italian ferris wheel demonstrates the fusillity of trying to withstand 170km/h winds
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cubic Zirconia cracks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Virgin only makes it to third base
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Suspect in custody in shootings of several elected democrats' homes in New Mexico. All court proceedings being sealed and the police chief is refusing to release info
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Off to a great start, Kevin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Tesla tailspin is starting to look more like a nosedive
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Geno Smith surpasses Russell Who as the single-season passing yard leader for the Seahawks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Go get em pupper, there'll be many more fluffy sheep in your future
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
An essay on the "Honey Shot" (when in sports telecasts, they'll show attractive females and increasingly, for equal time, attractive males)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I pity the fool that discriminates when renting out NYC housing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Quay Walker issues a sincere apology for being an asshat. *Looks expectedly at Aaron Rodgers*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens but.... maybe one of you Farkers might know
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You catch a former employee stealing money from your business. Do you A) Assault them, B) Cut their hair, C) Kidnap them and demand a ransom from their mother, or D) All of the above?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
History prepares to repeat itself; but where should William's and Harry's armies meet?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is there anything sadder than having to write the blurb for your own vanity biography?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
George Santos (R-epugnant) has found one thing he won't lie about
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Archivist uncovers long-lost film marked "The Philipines 1942"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ashli Babbitt's mom takes a shot at civil disobedience
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia launches criminal probes on Kremlin critics. For those not up on their Star Wars lore, a Criminal Probe is what Han and Chewbacca shot near the rebel base on Hoth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
An artist used an AI to personify each country as a villain. The nightmare fuel that is Finland follows in the 🧵
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk grew up so rich that he forgot his father had an emerald mine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I read the comments, Ray
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy the zoologist discussed Kangaroo birthing because we're all high as f*ck, right?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hollywood was out of ideas: In 1967, Batman and the Joker faced off in the ultimate surfing battle, complete with swim trunks and shark repellent ... you know, things one ordinarily carries when fighting or causing crime
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This mountain goat is an absolute specimen
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How many fascists are in the Omaha Police Dept? 88 Brazilian
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy will unleash a tiger on your ass, right there in Congress
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Techbro: "Hey, I wonder what would happen if we let thousands of mental health patients interact with an AI instead of a real therapist Do we need some board to review this idea? Naahhh"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you really loved your country, you'd start a death metal band
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Justice Department starts mass arrests of insurrectionists
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With Ben Sasse's resignation, the Dems have a brief two-seat majority in the Senate
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And they wonder why "no one wants to work today"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In 1951, Adelbert Ames created the mind-boggling 'Ames Window'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Watch this passenger airplane use its lower winglet as a curb feeler before going around
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is what we listened to in 1999, and we all let it happen
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jordan says there's no shot he'll ever go to Cleveland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tesla semis are starting to be seen on the road. Unfortunately for Tesla it's because they are being towed
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
For once, McCarthy is 100% correct
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who was the real winner between Republicans in the 15-round McCarthy bout? Matt Gaetz was the real winner
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What dropped from the roof of the Capitol?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Katie Porter has been nominated to win the internet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama Man yells at Florida Man, earns a palm to the face. Just another night on the U.S. House floor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What is the stupidest, most useless topic that became the talk of your workplace? LGT people fixated on pens
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
LA Dodgers tell Trevor Bauer to go away. Tag is for the team who'll eventually sign him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't talk to me, talk to my new attorneys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kitty discovers frozen fud is harder to catch
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby thought he has seen some awesome telescopic pics of the International Space Station, but they were not as awesome as this one
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 6-year-old shot in school shooting. The new American-ness: 6-year-old is the school shooter
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Microsoft is so big it can intimidate journalists into not writing negative stories by simply ignoring their inquiries
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Edgelord supreme tips his fedora, reinstates Mike Flynn on January 6, edgy
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McCarthy loses 13 Votes in the House on Haunted Hill
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You know those companies who vowed to never support an insurrectionist's political campaign? Well only 44 actually kept their word to not fund directly or indirectly insurrectionists. Here's the list
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Wizard casts magic spell. Rational people who do not believe in magic unaffected
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Even Fox & Friends can't spin this jobs report as negative
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OK, yeah, Santos will fit right in
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Late night TV host Stephen Colbert makes joke about former President Reagan being in hell for doing nothing about the AIDS crisis. Right-wing Twitter: SLEAZY
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Four NM Democrats targeted for attacks by Y'all Qaeda have their homes and workplaces shot up. Scary tag sending News tag out to draw fire
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You know, Subby could watch Pete Buttigieg own Fox News all day
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Subby didn't have "Rebecca Black dunking on Andrew Tate" on his 2023 bingo card, but here we are
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A new contender steps up to run for Speaker
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CPAC hack Matt Schlapp grabs lap of sap's staff in attempted fap attack
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Matt Gaetz accidentally provides incentive for bipartisanship
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Thu January 05, 2023
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Ugly people supported face masks far more than attractive people
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McCarthy makes a single-day 7-11 run
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You have an Avatar-sized budget to adapt a video game to a movie. Which one do you choose?
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Poor pupper has to go it alone to have fun in the snow, at least he's having snowy fun
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Boobies
 
Hairy Mary (NSFW)
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Seven votes for seven losses
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
You can now try for your own moonshot, as Kerbal Space Program is free for all on Epic right now
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Owner of Chicago Bears turns 100 years old. That's funny, Aaron Rodgers doesn't look a day over 40
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Senator from the sparsely populated state of North Dakota is sooooo close to getting it
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Glitch in the Matrix? Depends on the angle
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Here we thought it was hard making people get their shots
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You dreamt of Dracula, you say?
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Damar Hamlin's (and any player like him) financial situation summed up in six minutes
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"All male citizens from 18 to 60 years old must come to an enlistment office or village executive committee to clarify their data." How do Putin and Lukashenko say "Trust me" to Belarusians?
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Red panda cooling off wants more COLD, sweet delicious cold
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Eight family members, five of them children, found dead from gunshots at house in Enoch, UT, as War of Domestic Violence continues unabated
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The Lincoln project is putting together a playlist for Kevin McCarthy. So far they have: "Don't Speak" - No Doubt, "Loser" - Beck, "Never Gonna Get It" - En Vogue, "The Sound of Failure "- The Flaming Lips. Let's help them out with some more
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Randy Rainbow gives us the final word on Kevin McCarthy day
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Wed January 04, 2023
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McCarthy finally wins a majority vote
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When Eve6 dunks on you, it's game over
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Vice Presidential residence survives Ent attack
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AOC wants to make the speaker vote a drinking game
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George Santos' second day as an unqualified lawmaker isn't going much better than his first
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Now?
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Rev up those chainsaws. It's time to get groovy again
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Hello @GretaThunberg. I have zero cars
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Fox News finds the House Speaker angle we all have been waiting for
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