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Fri November 19, 2021
(TV Tech)
 
 
 
Broadcast TV stations and consumer electronics makers start holiday ad campaigns to make NextGen TV totally fetch this season
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Thu November 18, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
UberCreeps
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Wed November 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ringmaster embarrassed by circus
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Maybe building a subterranean garage in an area with a very shallow water table wasn't the best idea
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Fri November 12, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Take your own dick pics
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Thu November 11, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia: still an FAFO kinda town. Even at the Christmas Village in Love Park
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not all heroes wear capes...or pants
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Dying at 28 of a heart attack isn't normal. Maybe being tasered more than 50 times had something to do with it. Jurors sure thought so
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Mon November 08, 2021
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Boston's first non-white, female mayor reflects on her short time in the office before having to give it up to Boston's first non-white, female mayor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Despite seeing people who had clearly lost consciousness, Beltran said, people continued trampling those who were on the ground"
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Duh. The books on the top shelf will survive the floods. The bottom shelf is for ziplock bags full of Kindles and external hard drives
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Glamour Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
A question only his Fark fan club can answer: How did Pete Davidson, who has made a brand out of being a mess, become the sexual version of the pants in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants for A-list women?
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Road rage. New sunken mess: Boat rage
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 11 year-old daughter was home alone; she's been great in the pandemic. I came home to find her not wearing a mask, not social distancing, and sharing chips with a friend. I made her quarantine; how do I get over this breach of trust and safety?"
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: Our middle-aged friend says he's falling in love with our teenage daughter. Besides killing or castrating him, wat do?
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Fri October 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Speaker Pelosi (pictured here sucking the life force from a young Jedi) "We're closer to a deal than you can possibly imagine"
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quick-thinking men unravel their turbans to rescue trapped hikers
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
New Hampshire woman missing in Vermont, or is it a Vermont woman missing in New Hampshire, I can never keep those two straight
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 87th birthday to Bill Anders who was one of the first three men to see the Far Side of the Moon. He will be forever known for taking the "Earthrise" photo of a small blue marble rising over the lunar surface. Spiffy: He is still alive
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Breaking: Vince Neil's ribs
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Mon October 11, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Do not be this parent
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Mischa, we're bigger than US Steel's IT department"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kotaku reviews newly-released Metroid Dread on Switch emulators, doesn't understand the backlash
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Sat October 09, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Great, now even the bicycles are haunted
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Thu October 07, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Look who's still collecting a check
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Crane-fu is best fu
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎶 "... There will come a day my youth will pass away / What will they say about me? / When the end comes I know I'm a just a gigolo / The show may go on without me" 🎶
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
♫ The lawsuits fly ♫ We all know why ♫ Deep in the heart of Texas
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Thu September 30, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't just sit there pondering life on a wall - a sculpture of Humpty Dumpty pondering on a toilet has been stolen in Wisconsin
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Wed September 29, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Old Yeller takes Tommy Kirk for a walk
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Ever forget to take the parking brake off on your car, before driving away? These pilots knew the feeling, if only for a short time
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Mon September 27, 2021
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
I clean my coffee cup with a magic eraser
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
America's favorite pastime reported to have occurred at a Kroger Supermarket in Collierville, Tennessee
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Ozy)
 
 
 
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger stage
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Ever since getting married, I've become super hot. My wife, however, has not. And that's presenting a dilemma for me as I know I can upgrade now, but do I dare?"
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
A container ship runs aground in the Suez Canal, blocking all traffic. This is not a repeat from March, because they got it unstuck already
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This just in: People mentally stuck in the dark ages are bad at technology. Texas Right to Life, the people behind that "snitch on your neighbors" website, manage to fark up using WordPress, expose the resumes of people who applied for a job there
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anyone using propranolol for migraine prevention?
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No white fish for you, Richard Spencer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Male squid help choose a home for their mate, play the Clarinet, a first-ever study shows
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Mon August 30, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ida traps Louisianans, leaves the grid in shambles. Tron, the MCP distraught
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The Milk Crate Challenge ends with fatality in Maryland
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Sun August 29, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Yes, there are people with Southern accents who aren't bubble-headed idiots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you love driving HGVs for long hours, low wages, and crapping in plastic bags, then boy does the UK have a job for you. Don't let the 75,000 HGV licence holders who prefer not to work in the industry put you off. Tag is for government policy
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, stickers, a fake ID and an emotional support lawyer. What's a little light fraud between friends? Heck, you clicked last week. You wanna see how it turns out?
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman says US presidents inserted jelly beans into specific body cavity
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Thu August 26, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
America finally exports some undeniable weirdness to Japan. Give it up for Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Some politicians are still okay with war heroes who get captured
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now that the FDA has authorized Pfizer's vaccine, they can market it under a brand name. Get ready for TV ads telling you to "talk to your doctor about Comirnaty". A Pfizer spokesperson later admitted a dumber name was not available
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Fri August 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Musk and Bezos argue over the moon. Sad to say, neither is getting sent there
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Thu August 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mississippi has more than 20,000 students in quarantine...after the first week of school
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
What was happening behind the scenes while Kanye West spent three weeks camped at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta? Turns out quite a bit
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
He didn't pray hard enough
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Woman has a problem, so she flags down a police officer. Then she has two problems
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Reset Big Ben
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Mistake #7: She didn't live down by the river
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Birds that disperse more types of seed have better evolutionary chances*" *Theory not applicable to humans
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not tonight dear, I have a headache
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In the future, internet memes will feature prominently in classroom textbooks. Which ones do you think will make the cut?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The five main reasons you are having trouble sleeping that don't involve clowns
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
ISpace iFailed
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Is "My Singing Monsters" name for an Apple game app for children, or what parents call their kids after running up $10,000 in unauthorized charges while playing app?
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Tue August 03, 2021
(VOCM Newfoundland)
 
 
 
Family dog injured protecting family from knife wielding home invader. Family cat just fine after hiding under couch
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Sat July 31, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man, Florida Man, drunkenly loses a child wherever he can. Florida Man
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man, unaware that "governor" is not a higher elected office than "president" remains firm in his utter misunderstanding of the Constitution as well
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