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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for sex with student. Just kidding, she took TFD's advice and farked his dad (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'm gonna be interviewed by some guy called Swan; it's gonna be fantastic. But sir, he's an actual reporter. I don't think... IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coronavirus anarchy in the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Happy 25th birthday MP3
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just in case it was unclear, leaving the "NBA Bubble" to attend a funeral doesn't include visiting strip clubs. And yes, we're talking to you, Lou Williams
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Police detained a man who sped through a COVID-19 checkpoint on the wrong side of the road, with blacked out number plates. Unlicensed, on bail, on meth and caught a short time later taking a pee in the bushes. Wait, that's MY bucket list
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US can send a C-17 hospital plane across the world to get a sick Kuwaiti royal. Remember that as you die in debt to your hospital for a broken arm
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Tue July 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Founders of The Lincoln Project, who have made videos tying Trump to Russian money, may be recipients of Russian money, which means that Russia wants to get rid of Trump AND wants to keep him in power and my head hurts so much right now
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know what doesn't make a kid's water park fun? Bear spray
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Australian journalist: We are watching the collapse of America in real time. Let's not be like them
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian anti-masker assaults employees, rams the store, gets shot by the cops. Bet he's sorry now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
World's foremost female tennis player, who greatly contributed to the desegregation of American tennis, once was a spy for U.S. intelligence and was shot in the back by a Nazi agent
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Police violence is actually state-sponsored violence
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's not cognitive dissonance if you're absolutely certain you're right
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart+ to rival Amazon Prime. Benefits include not having to dress up to go shopping
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traps, flies, eats, leaves
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Wed July 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Stephen Jackson defends DeSean Jackson as "speaking the truth" with his anti-Semitic message that he attributed to Adolf Hitler. You're not helping
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Next up: American protester gets beaten with a bald eagle, French protester gets smacked with a baguette, and Italian protester gets whacked with a can of tomatoes
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Man who fired gun into murder victim's grave during funeral gets 15 years for being a dumbass
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Country music artists have decided that coronavirus isn't anything to worry about, unlike losing their girl or dog
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's a proper way for a pilot to talk to an air traffic controller. This isn't it
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Sun June 28, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Some of the slowest animals in the world are starfish, garden snails, manatees, and that lady in front of you at the checkout line that still uses checks to pay for her groceries
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
So, does Netflix have an incognito mode? I'm asking for a friend
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How did the issue of wearing masks become our most idiotic culture war?
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Babby Batnana
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Port City Daily)
 
 
 
"Veteran police officers fired for recorded conversations." Well, how bad can it-- HOLY SH*T
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Tue June 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jay Pharoah says the LAPD can stuff their apology for forcing him to the ground at gunpoint. Other black comedians were unavailable for comment, so he just imitated them saying something supportive
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
With police around the nation under a spotlight for excessive use of force, the Los Angeles Sheriffs Dept. wonders, "How can we make the shooting death of a security guard more controversial?" How about a security hold on the autopsy and a curfew?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead man had mental illness, paranoia, and fear of police. Of course, since the police killed him while checking on his mental health, perhaps he wasn't paranoid after all
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bronze George Washington statue toppled, statue's head wrapped in an American flag and lit on fire by protesters in Portland, Oregon
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Sick and dying: the viral "R" number. New super-spreader scaryness: the "K" number
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
"clear distinction between summer and winter wood" well, I have to agree with that
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Sat June 13, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Former SNL cast member Jay Pharoah posts video of the LAPD giving him the George Floyd Treatment for "matching suspect description" back in April
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The potential beginning of life has been simulated in a lab. "In the beginning, there was the vesicle"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Is it safe to share the toilet during COVID-19? Wait, I thought it was just good sense to use it one person at a time?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Worse food ideas? Challenge Accepted
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Tue June 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two men pose as police officers, steal $150K in daytime jewelry heist. Bystanders no doubt became suspicious, however, when no unarmed black men were shot
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
White House caught posting debunked videos supposedly showing Antifa instigation of riots, Emmanuel Goldstein kicking puppies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15- and 17-year-old sons snuck out of the house to attend a protest. We explicitly told them they weren't allowed to attend as we're social distancing and we're black. I'm convinced my oldest looted a pair of sneakers. Should I turn him in?"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police sources: 'looters steal 2.4m of Rolex watches'. NY Post headline: 'looters swipe 2.4m of Rolex watches'. 4th paragraph: 'store spokesman says no watches were stolen'
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Screaming, drunk resident with barking dog doesn't understand citation for noise disturbance, begins stomping on her floor and pounding on the walls. In other news, apartment for rent, cheap
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My cat has chronic, acute pancreatitis. He's 16 and he's a diabetic. Things seem to be going downhill quickly. He's barely eating and he's like a walking cat skeleton. Suggestions? I don't want him to suffer but I am having problems "facing" things
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Tue June 02, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Trump's photo op stunt sparks international incident as Australian reporter and cameraman punched, shoved, hit with a baton, teargassed and shot with rubber bullets along with the peaceful protesters who were cleared out so Trump could walk to church
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Minneapolis pawn shop: You loot, we shoot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know this is going to be shocking for a lot of people but new video shows that the police who murdered George Floyd lied, he didn't resist at all
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The rescheduled Tokyo Olympics are looking about as well-organized as a 4 year-old's crayon drawer
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Wed May 27, 2020
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Besides the tattoos, their biggest life mistake was stealing a Saturn (with mugshot goodness)
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
I can't breathe
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kentucky Flu-Klux-Klan protesters hung an effigy of Governor Beshear outside his home. While he was present. Along with his wife and children
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Labs has discovered that the longer you frolic among the coronavirus, the more likely you are to contract the coronavirus
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, takes bath, does not make a clean getaway
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Tue May 12, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Just about everybody has a face mask on. They've learned about face masks, the good and the bad. By the way, it's not a one-sided thing, believe it or not, but our country has learned, our country has been incredible,"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inmates try to get early release from LA County jail by deliberately infecting themselves with Coronavirus
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
1: Buy house in remote area. 2: Jog on local trails, including those crossing private land. 3: Be told not to by private trails' landowners. 4: Assume it was "a misunderstanding." 5: Continue trespassing. 6: Write butthurt article for Outside
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
On May 4, the Earth used its Jedi powers and avoided being hit by an asteroid. The asteroid which came within 7,000 km was deflected by the Earth using the force (of gravity)
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Sun May 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
OK Mayor says "I am not the kind of person who backs down from bullies" as he backs down from bullies
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida finally releases number of COVID-19 cases at each nursing home and ALF. In related news, Trump to blast WHO later today for helping Melmac spread virus
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the 49ers acquired Trent Williams, Rams coach Sean McVay just wanted to drink some beer
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Wed April 22, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you were pinning your hopes on a COVID-19 vaccine to allow civilization to reopen, prepare to be disappointed
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During this difficult time for everyone, it's important not to forget the most innocent of victims: the landlords
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's coronavirus testing czar was given 30 minutes to resign or be fired at Texas A&M's vaccine development lab. Job evaluation: "more interested in promoting yourself," low marks on being a "team player," The Best People™
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has done nothing and run out of ideas to stop Covid-19, so he'll now do what he knows best: blame gubmint
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"The process can be fairly unpleasant. Especially for witnesses"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Three dumb men / Three dumb men / See how they run / See how they run / They all broke through the apartment door / The owner shot at them as they dodged and bled / Did you ever see such a sight in your life / As three dumb men?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Food 52)
 
 
 
"Can you freeze cheese for a longer shelf-life?" What, no, don't do that stupid
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Protip: It's important to pay attention if you're operating a ski lift
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(CNN)
 
 
 
50 years ago this evening Apollo 13 made a long distance call to Houston to report that they had a problem
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Thu April 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's follow up with those recovered COVID-19 patients in South Korea and see how they are dooOH CRAP
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