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Fri April 20, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Three-legged dog named Tripod abandoned on cliff by two-fisted drinker named Defendant
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(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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Thu April 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however
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(UPI)
 
 
 
911: What's the nature of your emergency. Caller: Help, there's a possum in my bedroom
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Wed April 18, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The reward for turning in the "I ♥ Ho Ho Cake" bandit would buy a lot of Ho Ho cakes
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Obsessed Dark Crystal fan arrested outside Taylor Swift's home
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls police after insane handyman touts loan program to buy 5000 chickens
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Woman calls police after discovering roommate has been sniffing her underwear, improperly using the futon cushion
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Coral Springs rush in where Broward fears to tread
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the NY hedge fund billionaire that 'volunteered' as a reserve officer of a small New Mexico town? He's found a small town in Colorado that needed a pickup truck
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Mon April 16, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
19-year-old spring breaker learns that when you're holding a beer and a cop asks how old you are, "[expletive deleted] 12" is not the best response
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Sun April 15, 2018
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Explosive marijuana claims another victim
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida woman allowed 2-year-old to smoke meth, roll marijuana joints which is totally fake news because no one has ever learned to roll a good joint in less than 2 years
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
You mean I can't fire a shotgun at a child who rang my doorbell to ask for directions for school?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi State students break into University of Alabama sports facility hoping to finally get a national championship trophy
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Wed April 11, 2018
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
"Initially, Block denied the allegations. But when shown 150 pieces of the recovered mail, he stated 'looks like I'm going to jail,' court records say"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
California Sheriff: It's cheaper just to go out and kill anyone who may be a suspect
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Texture of a steak is wrong: That's a stabbin'
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
They unfark you at the drive thru
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Mon April 09, 2018
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Every good cook has one recipe that just blows everyone away. It doesn't typically take out the garage and melt siding on the house, though
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Termite inspector finds anti-tank grenade in woman's basement. Those little bastards weren't going to give up without a fight
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Hey man, you can't keep your rabbits and birds in this apartment." "Fine, I'll just find the nearest trash compactor and hit the button"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Cannonball found in Virginia neighborhood, says he's looking for that bald chick who stole his powers in Deadpool
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're going to give the police an alias, make sure the alias doesn't have any warrants
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Student bites head off chicken, apparently unaware that "farm-to-table" actually has a few more steps in there
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Ocklawaha)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ tries the old "smell my finger" alibi
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(Ocklawaha)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ tries the old "smell my finger" alibi
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Fri March 30, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the thief that stole the ashes of a police officer from his widow, be aware that you've urned the ire of the police
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I didn't have one, I'd steal it from my neighbor. And we would hit a sandbar, and be rescued by the sheriff, who'd wonder why I wasn't wearing my ankle monitor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake cop shoots real cop, real cops shoot fake cop. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Kentucky Cops
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals that the Sacramento Police are the greatest trick-shooters in the world as they managed to shoot Stephon Clark 8 times in the back or side while he "advanced towards them" with a phone in his hand that they mistook for a gun
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Guy lusts after huge rack, grabs it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk? Yes. On an ATV? Yes. Holding a beer and doing donuts in front of a sheriff? Yes. Telling the sheriff to, "come and get me"? Yes, that too
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I think you flooded the engine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman stabbed in crazed sex story revenge plot. No word on whether he was wearing sunglasses. Or if it was vampires. I dunno the Coreys all look alike to me
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The long arm of justice causes man's arm to get stuck in a church drop box he was trying to steal from
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina police searching for man in gold jumpsuit. Has Mark Hamill been found?
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Isn't such a waste that people still throw out perfectly good human placentas into dumpsters? That's a meal for at least six people with just a few onions, carrots, potatoes
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If your schizophrenic roommate thinks you're a devil worshipper, hide all the kitchen knives and sleep with one eye open
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A Florida couple decide the best way to deal with the shooting tragedy is to steal toys from the memorial
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Drunk woman claims her sister ran into her pocketknife while she was cutting ham, twice
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
Man found naked in helicopter after driving car into lake
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(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
Man found naked in helicopter after driving car into lake
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Sat March 24, 2018
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Hey Chief, this thing must be broken. It says there's a fire back at the station
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Fri March 23, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In his quest to find "better dope", man crashes through fence, thought he was being chased by paratroopers, and almost hit a plane. Dude, you're doing it wrong
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania sheriff's officer has put up a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil. The poster claims Phil is wanted for deception. Phil is described as having "brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The far right will believe literally anything
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Teen girl machete-wielding carjacking team make bid for "Most Florida Story of the Week". With Xanax-addled mugshot
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Gorillas in the Mist. New hotness: Opossums under the Hood
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
News: Man bites dog. Fark: Man bites police K-9 on body cam footage
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Wed March 21, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Homer man injured in vehicle-tree crash. Glowing bolt found nearby
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman asks if she can get fries with her breakfast sandwich at jail security booth, gets arrested
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's just go ahead and lock him up now: Sheriff's deputies say Parkland shooter Nikolas Cruz' younger brother, arrested for trespassing at the scene of the shooting, "admired" how popular his brother is now, and wanted to set up a fan club for him
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
NewsFlash
 
Maybe it'd be better if we count how many mass shootings we don't have?
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Mon March 19, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: being chased on foot by police. Situation improving: finding a bicycle. Florida Man: which you then throw at the police and jump in a lake
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Burglar caught thanks to DNA left on doorbell. Insert your own Jackson Pollack joke here
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
It's 231 miles to Chicago, a propane tank just exploded in the car, and we're wearing sunglasses
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's NRA fun news story: Kid shoots his sister dead over video-game controller. See, like the NRA says, video games cause violence, not guns
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Locked inside a courtroom for over an hour and using a bench to break out causes $3000 in damages by A) defendant B) lawyer C) judge
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Fri March 16, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy takes 75 mile interstate joy ride -- and the local sheriff thinks that's "very impressive"
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Step 1: get drunk. Step 2: fall on a goat. Step 3: attack nephew. Step 4: get arrested
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Don't tase yourself, bro
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having a grow operation of biblical proportions
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Subby's pretty certain spaghetti sauce isn't arsonists' first choice of accelerant to start house fires
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Sister of Dylann Roof arrested for carrying a weapon in school on the day of national walkout. What a Mor(g)an
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher sets off fire alarm. Student posts 'active shooter' on Snapchat. Hilarity ensues (not really)
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When a county sheriff in Alabama buys a $740,000 beach house it might be because he took $750,000 from the jail food fund
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sheriff warns against trespassing near border wall prototypes. Um, shouldn't that be part of the testing?
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Cops arrest 2 in $1.5 million Cucamonga Marvel Comics heist, including shields from Capt. America & Thor. King T'Challa grateful for return of Wakanda's protected Vibranium
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Sun March 11, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dumbass racer wannabe has his brand new Porsche impounded 10 minutes after he buys it for being clocked doing 60km/h over the speed limit
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
A dingo ate me baby
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Sat March 10, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Large fixed-blade knife? Check. Two Tasers? Check. Handcuffs? Check. Fake FBI credentials. Check. Alright, time to head over to the Los Angeles Jail
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
IRS scammers pick the wrong number to run their con on. Jailarity hopefully to ensue
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Fri March 09, 2018
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Call out the police hounds, because ol' "Stinky Butt" has slipped through the cracks again
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Thu March 08, 2018
(WWL)
 
 
 
If you drop your wallet on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras, forget it man, it's gone ... or is it?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman tries to smuggle drugs to her boyfriend during his court appearance but gets caught. Sheriff's spokesman: "I suppose love knows no bounds or they are just stupid. I suspect it's more of the latter,''
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
We're not saying that it was meteors, but ...
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Wed March 07, 2018
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
14-year-old boy arrested for outfitting great-grandmother's SUV like cop car, knocking on random doors in deputy's uniform responding to purported "domestic disturbances"
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man attempts to become Florida man by stealing car, ramming airport terminal, boarding empty plane, and breaking into sheriff's deputy's vehicle. Did I mention he was running from zombies?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
There are no winners when you get into a bar fight while holding your 4-year-old, as this video demonstrates
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man shot in face expected to survive, as long as he stays away from that friend with the woodchipper
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
County charges female prisoners for hygiene products; attorney sees red, says it's a civil rights violation to staunch the free flow of tampons and county must absorb the cost, no strings attached. Period
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Sun March 04, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deputy accused of forcing woman to expose her breasts
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Sat March 03, 2018
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Sumter dumbass had cannabis. Sumter dumbass texted wanna buy this? Sumter sheriff texts sure, where you at? Sumter dumbass texts 'in a car; looks like that'. Sumter sheriff pulls up, four inside. Sumter dumbass has photos taken; one front, one side
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I have a pipe in my hoo-ha in jail. And a box. And, for my last trick, three bags (with mugshot)
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
The salient question in this man chops other man with hatchet story would be: Is he wearing eyeliner? (with mug; you decide)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Sheriff shocks many with his suggestion that children need more discipline and better coping skills. He gets bonus internet points for referencing "participation awards"
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Wed February 28, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Once that marijuana was mixed with the butter then the whole butter becomes marijuana, and that's what we weighed," says officer out to get guy who criticized his department for misappropriating funds
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Woman agrees to sign over Irma-wrecked boat to the state for destruction. As she signs the papers at the government office, pot smoke wafts from her van. Then they find the coke, prescripts, etc. Cheech, Chong facepalm
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interrupt sex to check on dinner? That's a beating
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing meatballs had red sauce on his face. Could have come from anywhere though. We don't know for sure
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Sheriff believes it's better to suffer smoke inhalation and burns than to run outside during a fire alarm... because school shooters are out there waiting
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A murder involving a skillet, an amputated hand and Walmart bags on a head. We all know where this happened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you go on TV and recommend stronger gun control
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers call for sheriff in the Parkland shooting to be suspended for "incompetence and neglect of duty." That's difficult, even by Florida standards
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Some type of crime has definitely been committed," said the officer, after two gunshot victims found dead in home. Ya think?
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Sun February 25, 2018
(RedState)
 
 
 
You know you've messed up as a law enforcement officer when RedState is claiming that the liberal mainstream media went too soft on you
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, the State of Washington is required by law to auction or trade firearms seized by State Police, including semi-automatic rifles
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Cops unable to distinguish between good guy with gun and bad guy with gun
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Local dumbass sees too many WWII movies, decides piano wire between trees is solution to noisy snowmobiles
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Some educators never learn, pt. II
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Fri February 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Student needs more time to study for test so she A) fakes an illness, B) seduces the teacher, C) threatens school shooting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three other Broward County Sheriff's deputies hid behind their police cars during the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The trained, armed resource officer on campus that day...never went in the building
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Passing out with a beer in his hand and his car in gear earns man his 10th DUI arrest. Police did not release his Fark handle
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I don't drink alcohol, says man holding Fireball bottle before being arrested for 6th DUI (extra-sweaty mugshot)
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee inmate escapes jail for the sixth time. Sheriff, you had ONE job
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Wed February 21, 2018
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Broward County Sheriff orders all deputies to start carrying rifles on school grounds. There, that ought to make those kids feel safer
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Can any Farker justify owning this many magazines? What possible reason exists other than a mass shooting?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"The suspect walked into the bank holding a large stick, yelled, 'This is a robbery,' then jumped over the counter and proceeded to steal an unknown amount of money,"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. County sheriffs prevent clock from being reset
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Ohio teachers and school staff sign up for free concealed weapons class offered by local Sheriff
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The suspect is shirtless, I repeat, shirtless
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina man arrested 3 times in 8 days for trafficking heroin, only needs two more for a free trip to visit Charlie Sheen
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Mon February 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
School shooter offers to plead guilty to avoid the death penalty and spare the community a trial that will bring up more horrifying details of his mass shooting. What a nice gesture
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Just finish rehab? Then it's time to celebrate with a 12 pack in your car with your child
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
County sheriffs across state pocket federal, state, local funds meant to feed inmates, where one kept over $110,000 for personal use. Of course, they don't keep accurate records either
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman severely burned as she tries to recreate scene from Cheech and Chong's Next Movie
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Weed, mushrooms, and a Taser. Sounds like he was set for the night
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
A goat in Georgia is available for adoption after three men allegedly force-feed the animal cocaine and whiskey
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Drunk guy gets in fight at strip club, drives off, runs from cops, avoids the K-9, but can't hide from the police drone
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
4-foot iguana found in laundry room of Florida home, was just looking for his missing sock
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police were called to go out to a specific residence 39 times in a five year period. Guess who lived there. Hint: he claims to have been hearing voices
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Thu February 15, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
So because of one lady who said "you shall not pass," there was only one mass shooting yesterday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Showing up hammered at your DUI hearing will elicit no sympathy from the bench. (With helpful picture of Thirsty McDrunkerstein.)
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Wed February 14, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Missing inmate found hiding in ceiling of Colorado jail
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Low-flying Utah helicopter taken down by high-flying Utah elk
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police respond to man threatening suicide, thwart him as only they can
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The father who lunged at Larry Nassar during his trial won't be facing any charges
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Mon February 12, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
When 1-year-old toddler gets into parents' morphine pills, father runs out trailer backdoor to hide while mother flees to cheap hotel. So leave it to mother's boyfriend to stay, call 911 to rescue child. (Bonus: Boyfriend is kid's uncle)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement." Non Anglo-Americans can have a seat with their papers with the ICE officers over there
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Railroad Administration's acting chief resigned immediately after it was revealed he's been working PR for a county sheriff in Mississippi
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Just another day in Fark's favorite state (with video)
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
You know that guy who's been missing for a year? You think maybe we should check his house or something? Nah, too obvious
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I want to believe this secret police audio that proves these fishermen were really abducted by 'lobster aliens'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While it's pretty hard to get fired these days if you're a cop, get caught red-handed after robbing a bank WILL do it
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In the last five weeks, being a sheriff's deputy in Colorado has suddenly become more dangerous than being the only black guy in a horror movie
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tennessee Sheriff orders shooting of unarmed suspect while maniacally laughing. Then complains that he missed all the excitement after his Deputies carry out his order
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man + \m/ = (mugshot)
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Police are looking for an older man with white hair and glasses and a lot of helium balloons. A talking dog may also have been involved
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Florida Man wearing only pink boxers and handcuffs asks you for a smoke. What do you do?
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
I can't think of a pun for this Nazi cop dispute
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"An employee who was fired from the Spanaway Walmart for allegedly trying to steal a safe returned to the store days later to try to retrieve what he had left in the safe - his drugs"
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(Cullman Times)
 
 
 
After trying to run for town sheriff, gay Republican cop learns the party just barely tolerates him
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Thu February 01, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man calls in bomb threat to help girlfriend who couldn't afford a lawyer for her kids' custody case, now needs a lawyer of his own
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Wed January 31, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
He's got the 'panty' thing down pat, and the 'raid,' but what's up with the bull skull?
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you lost 39 hand grenades, 9 of them live, authorities on Maryland's Eastern shore would like to have a word
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Tue January 30, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Now we'll never know if drunks burn hotter than sober folks
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Thanks to a sheriff deputy, man avoids placing third on the "That's the way I wanna go" list, behind getting caught in the gears of a combine and having your nuts bit off by a Laplander
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"I used to be a package thief. Then I took a package to the knee"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
There are stupid criminals, and then there's THIS guy
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Officials did not specify how the [sand] tunnel was dug," but since paramedics had to dig Florida Man out from it, we can assume the answer is "not well"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Loose cow runs wrong way down road," which suggests that there's a right way for a cow to run down a road and it involves tightening the horns or something
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio *raises fist*: "Deport ALL the Dreamers"
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Sun January 28, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago's "Serial Stowaway" arrested again at O'Hare airport less than two weeks after her previous arrest. Judge decides to put her on an United flight as punishment
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Fri January 26, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Donkey leads herd of goats and sheep in escape from farm. Says he was trying to get back home to his ogre friend and dragon wife
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dilly dilly
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Second woman's body found at Arbuckle property. Odie humanity
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Deputy gets 22 charges for molesting kids as young as 6. Convicted on 2, jury hung on 20. Judge dismisses 20 with prejudice, deputy pleads guilty to 2 misdemeanors, pays $1000 fine and gets 0 jail time. I was told there'd be no math
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pointing your gun at people while drunk and then resisting arrest is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Chief
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy killed in Colorado. Manhunt underway for multiple suspects
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman who beat up pregnant neighbor is the hardest 36-year-old you'll see today (with mugshot)
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's always good to see someone start a new career, but maybe 'police composite sketch artist' is a bit too close to 'Disneyland caricature sketch artist' to work
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deland man accused of putting child in deoven
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
How many times do we have to tell you, if you have 476lbs of pot in your vehicle then at least try not to drive like an idiot
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Tue January 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The cash strapped cities in the Chicago suburbs tend to pay their police at barely above minimum wage, and for some reason the candidates they attract for the jobs are people REALLY prone to disciplinary issues who tend to shoot people..a lot
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I just stumbled across this dead body so I thought, "Why not just take the head?"
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset The Clock: Kentucky HS edition
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Trespassing deer takes 'polar plunge,' gets stuck in a bad photoshop re-creation
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Florida Man, 23, Arrested For Fried Chicken Attack On His Girlfriend
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Convicted felon guy has the bad luck of having a person or persons break in his house and leave a gun, lots of money and 10 lbs of weed hidden above the ceiling tiles just minutes before the sheriff showed up with a warrant. Doh
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Local TV news crew inadvertently runs into local TV news story
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Sun January 21, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
So wait, germs made him want to kill a bunch of people?
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
God bless the children. Who react first to their hearts
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Don't follow a cop's every instruction at a traffic stop? That's, at a minimum, a collar for "resisting arrest." Follow a cop's instructions perfectly and immediately? Yeah, you're "over-obeying" and therefore clearly high. Welcome to DWB:Tulsa
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Deer carcasses used to lure, shoot eagles in Klickitat County. You'd think an eagle would be smart enough to avoid Klickitat bait
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Look out... Look OUT... LOOK OUT!
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
This is either a story about: 1) a very clever criminal or 2) the deputies who didn't check her butt cheeks closely enough
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mother of children found shackled to their beds and starving was "perplexed" as to why the cops were there
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Tue January 16, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops protect infants with "Invisible Cloak" made out of the Emperor's new clothes
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, Johnny, how was school today? OK, I guess. Tommy farted in homeroom, and we had pizza for lunch, then the cops came in and shot up the armed robber, so can you come an pick me up early?
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A special place in hell awaits: Parents charged after 13 abused siblings rescued from California house after 17-year-old girl escapes
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Is it too much to ask that you potheads in Oregon to stop growing so much marijuana? You're harshing the buzz of other states that want to let people grow their own
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Sun January 14, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When you insist on mooning people in public, be prepared to be the butt of jokes
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Sat January 13, 2018
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Dewise charged with killing Dewife
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Owing to the fact that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Day is Monday, and the state's observance of "Lee-Jackson Day" is Friday, several VA police departments are bracing for a ROUGH weekend
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(The State)
 
 
 
♪ I shot the coroner ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suspected friend of dead guy says his scratches came from a "fight club" - oh geez, it's the FIRST DAMN RULE
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Thu January 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently forcing kids to work at your fish market for free is not legal, even if you're doing it for Jesus
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman charged with animal abuse after pets found in 'deplorable conditions,' prompting Trump voters nationwide to start hoarding feces and dead cats to stiggit to the libs
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you had "within 48 hours" in the "how long will it take the head dildonians to declare war" pool, come on down... bonus: includes already threatening the local sheriff
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'll trade you my stepdaughter's puppy for some meth"
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
When crashing your SUV along the Interstate, the scariest part is: A) Going Airborne? B) Crashing Through Fences? C) Landing on Pallets of Bee Hive Boxes?
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"After stuffing the feminine products down his pants, he grabbed a cold beer, which he did purchase, according to the Sheriff's Office"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police Unions are in favor of body cams, as long as no one actually gets to see the footage
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Tue January 09, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Someone stabbing a cop at Jack-in-the-Box? You don't hear that quite often". Quotable guy on the street didn't realize perp was his own brother
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When applying for a job with a police department, your chances of getting hired would be much better if you didn't just rob a bank
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Barefoot young man steals police car for beer run. All that for a 40?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disgraced former sheriff David Clarke to face jury for civil rights violations and crimes against fashion, including impersonation of Benito Mussolini's Christmas tree
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Fri January 05, 2018
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Sheriff investigates itself and finds no mistreatment was occurring at its jail. Also claims detainees have cell keys and can leave at any time. Seriously
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nationwide, police shot and killed nearly 1,000 people in 2017. No word on how many were holding toy trains or groceries that look like guns
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a hatchet and a head full of shrooms
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Pipe blockage at Ionia County Jail possibly caused by inmate. How big is that pipe?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
This is a much lucky American twenty dollar bill. Fark: Someone still had to run the anti-counterfeiting pen on it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three men arrested for breaking into the North Carolina home of NASCAR team owner Richard Childress. Fortunately, the only damage was three of the home's tires were flattened
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Robin Hood is being updated again for modern times. Based on the images, he's robbing the Death Star plans from the rich and giving them to the Bothans
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Tue January 02, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Security guards shoot two people dead at The Club. See, that's why I just stick with Lojack
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dave Clarke has been suspended from Twitter. The other four members of the band still have accounts, so they're glad all over
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Free hot dog on the bumper of a pickup truck keeps a man in Texas from receiving a traffic ticket, brings back memories of Cheech & Chong's 'Up In Smoke'
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Mon January 01, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: People in the southwest experience snow and have a 50 car pile up. FARK: People in the southwest of Michigan
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Multiple deputies down in active shooter situation in Denver suburb
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Go git 'em, sheriff
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently "decorated" Sheriff David Clarke has had a bit of a run-in with the FBI
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
FBI conducting a raid in Sterling Virginia
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Fri December 29, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Police investigate massive brawl at Waffle House. This is not a repeat of every other Waffle House story ever
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man rigs his door to electrocute his pregnant wife and changes his Facebook status to "widowed" before anything happens to her. Shockingly, his cunning plan fails
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Police: Please don't celebrate New Year's by randomly shooting at the sky
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Thu December 28, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Dog rescued from not-so-frozen pond in Utah by heroic hero is still doing fine. Also, the kid is awake
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Wed December 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember those nice grandparents who got busted with 60 pounds of weed intended as presents for friends and family? Guess who their son is
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"I just made the decision I was going to go get him. I knew what I was getting into. I knew how cold that ice would be. I knew about how much time I had in there. I knew exactly what I was getting into when I got into that water"
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Tue December 26, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
And at No. 7 on the hit parade of Florida weirdness: "Driver refuses to unclench his heroin-hiding buttocks"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good luck
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So Steven Seagal has co-authored a bit of self-insert Trumpian fanfic about the Deep State, complete with foreword by Sheriff Joe. Let's look at the online reviews and OH LAWDY
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Fri December 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's statement after four deputies kill female suspect and 6-year-old kid: "Something in the way that suspect presented to the deputies placed these deputies in direct fear for their lives...At the time, we don't believe she was armed"
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