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headlines found matching 'sex'
Sun July 15, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Repeated sexual misconduct on the job? That's a...promotin'
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Some Uber Guy)
 
 
 
You've been hired to turn around a company rocked by allegations of racism and sexism. So, what's the first thing you do? Hint: look at the headline tag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Knowing that Brits having sex indoors is sick enough and worthy of eyebleach, Spain attempts to ban them from having sex on the streets of their country (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
According to noted Human Resources expert Harvey Weinstein everyone trades sex for roles
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Alternate title for Joss Whedon's upcoming HBO series: "Overcompensating for Sexual Harssment Allegations"
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Loud sex at the courthouse. Chick seems happy in her mugshot. Guy, not so much
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Loud sex at the courthouse. Chick seems happy in her mugshot. Guy, not so much
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 15 years as a top porn actress, Angela White's crowning achievement was showing what happens after sex
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Experts evaluate the effectiveness of parental locks and porn filtering software, conclude that if you put a little hat on a snowball it can last a long time in hell
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new book has revealed the wild early days at Google when it was a booze-soaked, hard-partying start-up. Sex, drugs and coding
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Weird and wonderful food available at the OC Fair this year. Bonus: The names of several of the foods sound like daring sex positions
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sex Addiction is now classified as a mental illness. Cyril Figgis vindicated at last
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wife of the new WH Director of Communications: "Women who join the military should expect to be sexually harassed"
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign that your husband might be cheating one you: He is less communicative about things like feelings, or money or how you ended up with syphilis
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Tue July 10, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Woman trades sex for car repairs, mechanic forgets to turn car off, they both die of carbon monoxide poisoning mid-"payment"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Abby said I needed help for my sex addiction, so I made it a three-way
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Noted smart person and presumed elementary school graduate Louie Gohmert concludes that adults can't be sexually assaulted in effort to defend Jim Jordan
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The BBC's highly respected Panorama news programme is running an episode on Trump the sexual predator tonight. Keep in mind, the UK has much stricter libel laws than the US
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not sure the "sexual assault just fine" twenty years ago defense will fly in today's political climate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of the nation's most prominent Evangelical Christian leaders says that he thinks Jesus would approve of same-sex marriages: "I think Jesus would encourage any love affair if it was honest and sincere and was not damaging to anyone else"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Public Image Ltd back for 40th Anniversary tour. For you kids, that's Johnny Lydon's follow-up band to the Sex Pistols. They made numerous records and subby saw them on their first U.S. tour. They are a lot like Can, an even older band
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Two out of five college students think drunk sex is "normal and harmless" haven't woken up next morning sheepishly pulling wool from between teeth
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The latest thing that can negatively affect your health: your mom's vaginal microbiome
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Teacher convicted of having sex with a student decides to violate her parole by selling meth from her car
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The mystery of the Kentucky Meat Shower. And before you go jumping to conclusions a Kentucky Meat Shower is not a sex act involving bacon, a trailer park and 2 people with familial relations. It's worse. Much worse
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Reader's Digest wanted to help you with air travel. Today, they want to help you with your sex therapist. Wait...when did Reader's Digest get so kinky?
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you get caught having sex with one of your special-needs students, lose your job and are out on bail, there are lots of things you can do while waiting for your trial. Getting caught doing it again probably isn't a good one
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(Popsugar)
 
Video
 
The 25 sexiest boy band videos of all time. Glad you came
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This one time, at band camp, I got paid less than my male counterpart
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Proving that Christians don't hold a monopoly, Buddhists now investigating claims of sexual misconduct against spiritual leader
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's new idiot, Bill Shine, has a crazy wife. You know that because her Twitter feed was deleted an hour after Shine got the job. Something about hating on the women who accused Fox celebs of sexual harrassment. And she's an antivaxxer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How long should sex last? Longer than it takes to read this sentence
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: America's First Dogs Were Wiped Out by Europeans, but Their Genetic Legacy Lives on as a Sexually Transmitted Cancer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
White House: Hey, nobody's gonna mind if we hire a former Fox News producer who ignored and enabled ongoing sexual harassment during his time with the network as our new Deputy Communications Director, right?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if Fox News discovered a video of Andy Dick sexually assaulting Ivanka Trump on Jimmy Kimmel's show?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So, there's a lot of Big Brother contestants this season who have been accused of racism and sexual harassment
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today on Ask a Therapist: How do I stop my wife from leaving me?
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Work encouraged everyone to wear patriotic colors today. I chose blue of course. Better dead than red, right?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Girlfriend almost falls for 'sympathetic' boyfriend's 'anal sex' hayfever cure. Almost
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I recently caught a married supervisor receiving oral sex from a co-worker twenty years his junior during one of our office parties. I failed to report it to HR and did not join in. We thought they were having an affair; what do?"
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Mon July 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disgraced GOP finance chair to stop paying hush money to woman he didn't have sex with
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Sat June 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NSA is deleting a non-zero number of call records. You submitted this from your solid gold house immediately after having sexy times with hot lingerie and/or Speedo models
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If a Liberty University math professor travels two hours to have sex with a female under eighteen, how long until Jerry Falwell Jr. removes him from his website? (show your work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UCLA Professor, 47, gets too stiff during "recreational mummification bondage" in basement of 62-year-old Hollywood exec's LA sex-dungeon. Talk about mummy issues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school that showed LGBTQ anti-bullying videos is accused of making a heterosexual student feel "bullied"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rihanna-designed sex handcuffs and whips can now be yours. This is what you came for
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches an AI enabled "robot companion" to the space station that is most assuredly not a sex robot. Not a sex robot. Not. (It's a sex robot)
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Louisianians think they're sexier than most, survey finds. Well, they do earn the most beads at Mardi Gras
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex workers leave Twitter for Switter. I think we can see where the German scat fetishists are heading next
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New book reveals details about Queen Elizabeth's sex life
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sextuplets at six months are just what we need on this Friday
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
I admire the commitment it takes to continue committing a felony by climbing a tree to do so
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What your sexual fantasies say about your personality
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for soliciting kiddie porn and sex with minors is no way to go through life, Mr Chairman of the International Campaign to Stop Rape and Gender Violence in Conflict
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Maybe don't sext the police, even if that is your fetish
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been having weird sex dreams about my brothers for years that confuse me and make me uncomfortable around them. I'm asexual so it makes no sense. How can I stop having the dreams or get over my discomfort being around them?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor's regents may have used black athletes as scapegoats for its sexual assault scandal so federal investigators wouldn't investigate the old white men that run the school
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So how is the Air Force effort to curb sexual assault going these days? Oh boy
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dave Daubenmire calls for a re-stigmatization of homosexuality. Man, that republican Christian civility is just enviable
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Wed June 27, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former Fox News President Bill Shine will cover for the Sexual Assaulter-in-chief as the new WH Communications Director
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Duchess of Sussex crosses her legs, makes the news
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Russian pop star who helped arrange July 2016 Trump Tower meeting has a music video saying Trump has betrayed his Russian friends who have a video of him with sex workers in a Moscow hotel room
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans want teachers to start reporting boys to their parents if said boys aren't acting manly enough in school. No word yet on whether wide stances will be suspect
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"We apologize if anyone was offended by the tennis player simulating a sex act with his water bottle. Now on to a 2nd set full of grunting and screaming"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota GOP Chairwoman is shocked that members of her own party have made racist and sexist comments about her. But doesn't blame their dear leader for that
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper gives a hands-on solution to winning the World Cup
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"The Pentagon has weaponized perfumes that make men gay to prevent them from having kids," claims...oh, go on, guess who would say something this stupid
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Fri June 22, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man dressed as Elvis offers to bring tween sex toys as gifts. Cue 'Jailhouse Rock.' 🎵
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Iceland soccer team 'allowed to have sex' during World Cup.... as long as it's with their wives, manager tells them
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to Oxford University's annual pagan party - the drugs bars are at the back, sex tent to your left and virgins are being spanked on stage (possible nsfw content on page). Sounds awesome
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Thu June 21, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Proposed beer legislation finally codifies the old maxim "as long as it's not like sex in a canoe"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More sex leads to crabs. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ah, the Summer Solstice, when it's all about the sex
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend said he was sexually harassed by his old boss. I broke my phone; he lent me his. I saw sexually explicit messages between him and his boss and some nudes they sent each other. Should it matter since it was before we met?"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Feminist professor shows up to formal university dinner in her birthday suit. NSFW
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Not news: Same-sex marriage. News: Royal Family to have same-sex marriage
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith says her vagina feels much younger now
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(soompi)
 
Video
 
The top 20 Korean girl group concepts of 2018, ranging from bubbly to sexy to charismatic to sexy to girl-crush to sexy to cute to sexy to tropical to .... yep, sexy
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drake is a wizard
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations Joe Hagin, who also just suddenly resigned today, worked In Libya with key backers of an alleged "Sex Cult"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My husband refuses to get a vasectomy despite the fact that I've told him to on multiple occasions. Should I start withholding sex from him until he obeys?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for sex-crazed moths
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
You ever just wake up and say to yourself, "Self, I'd really like to overturn a boat full of homosexuals in the ocean." Well, no, of course you haven't because you're not an asshole bigot like Chuck Pierce
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you've lost a fellow sexual predator. You can't explain that
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Mon June 18, 2018
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Hot couple arrested for having sex at a busy Oklahoma City intersection. Yes it's a trap
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Female sex drive pill thrusting itself yet again into the marketplace, this time deeper and more forcefully
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
How can I stop having sex with my future step-daughter?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One 17-year-old wearing a 'Make America Great Again' hat said she doubted...that one in four college women experience rape...but if it was true, the reason was because 'we're importing rape culture' through illegal immigration and homosexuality
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure the sex is the easy part, but can you also do the laundry in order to have a healthy and long life?
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Chris Hardwick's response to sexual assault claims ... is about what you'd expect
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Report: Sex and Drugs are down among teens, but Depression is up. No mention on the status of Rock'N'Roll
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow II arrested for multiple sex crimes. Urkel inconsolable
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Two-time People's Sexiest Man Alive winner, father of 67 Brad Pitt is single again. He must really love children
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Sex, porn, masturbation and "sword fights" with the chief - there's never a dull moment at this Upstate New York fire house
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(Independent)
 
 
 
As a "pansexual" I enjoy "binge-watching" "upskirting" videos while eating "shakshuka" because I like "hip-hop culture"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian politician advises Russian women not to have sex with any brown people during the World Cup because racist assholes like her will be racist assholes about it
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan has seen a naked shapeshifter on more than one occasion in his paranormal encounters, still won't say they were lovers
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(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Porn plotlines have changed in 40 years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cuomo is ahead of Nixon by 35 points. Looks like there may not be Sex and the City III: The Governor's Office after all
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Guess who steps down after sexual assault allegations. Guess
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Topless pics appeals case may feature Meghan Markle looking sexy cooking hamburgers. Yeah, not sure what to make of it, can't really go wrong with sexy hamburger cooking
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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Tue June 12, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A bridge too far: Sex with Animals and the City
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louis Farrakhan is at it again, going on a rant against "Jewish power." Fark: and anal sex
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
REVEALED: Britain's sexiest cow.....wait ....What?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline does not consider a sex doll emotional support
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Mon June 11, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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Sat June 09, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Valedictorian at school gets her mic cut before she can talk about her sexual assault. Horrendously stupid school officials don't know how publicity works
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter accused of sex with minor
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Fri June 08, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bisexual California Congressional candidate Katie Hill is hoping to help bring the House back to the Democrats, also has the advantage of being able to work both sides of the aisle
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A couple decides to get busy in a church graveyard. Of course the *Scottish* Sun is there (pixellated NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do we still think he's sexy?
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Thu June 07, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
James 5 could be the last James of the Johnny Sex Cup this year, will the Vegas floor show add a fan dance? Will Ovi's controller finally unplug? Can Flower stop a beachball? All this and the Cup in the building.. Let's Do that hockey. 8PM ET NBC/CBC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brave: A Dem candidate running an ad during "Fox & Friends." Braver: Featuring your same-sex spouse in the ad. Maximum Trolling: Ending the ad with a kiss
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Teacher accused of taking bribes from students for better grades. Florida tag gets to sit this one out because sex wasn't involved
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Film described as "Bollywood's version of Sex in the City" sparks outrage in India due to scenes of women drinking and masturbating
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Crossfit Guy on Twitter had two choices - bluster about Crossfit and Big Soda or bluster about the homosexual agenda threatening freedom of expression. He regrets not taking the easy path
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Wed June 06, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association finally replied to Brendan Fraser's moving story about being sexually assaulted by the HFPA president: "dude, it was a joke. Also, sign this statement agreeing it was a joke"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Sex can boost your short term memory. In other news, sex is shown to boost your short term memory
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colbert to Clinton: Sir, why were you surprised to be asked about your affair with Ms. Lewinsky, when in the era of #metoo, you are the most famous example of a powerful man sexually misbehaving in the workplace
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lawyer accused of bringing drugs to jail and having sex with inmate once received $20,000 on the Ellen Degeneres show after saying she wanted to work with kids. Then it gets strange
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
6 most common types of disgust. Nothing about politics, unless promiscuous sexual practices falls into that category
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to be deposed in one of his sexual assault cases, the Eagles are now America's team, and April Ryan puts Sarah Sanders in her place. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. Stock up on snacks and booze. Party starts at 8PM EDT
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After 49 straight days of complaints, multiple AWOLs, a suicide attempt, an OTH discharge, and three appeals dismissals without mention of the actual complaints, Navy finally admits that maaaaaaybe this sailor might have been sexually assaulted
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Teacher charged for allegedly having sex with a student. Farkers clicking to see if the teacher is hot will be in for a surprise
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is it still weird when it's two teachers having sex, with each other?
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney to lose $50mm on Solo, but hey, at least they made Lando pansexual, and who can put a price on that?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The latest thing Millennials are ruining: anal sex
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Mon June 04, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Finals Act IV: The Rebondaging? Will Vegas head home tied at 2 games apiece? Will Washington take a 3-1 series lead in an attempt to make their inevitable collapse even more spectacular? Knights/Caps @ 8pm ET. FARK CANCER & AIR HORNS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New Zealand sex worker becomes a Dame. It's amazing what modern science can do
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coed sports are stupid and sexist
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
What happens when you tell your spouse you want to bring a sex doll into the bedroom?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex Dungeon. Nudist Spa. It's what the pearl-clutching Daily Mail was created to report on. With helpful picture of what a hot tub looks like
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets seven years and deportation for forced labor of illegal immigrant - as in, forcing her to have sex with various men to try to get pregnant
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having mind-blowing sex with a smoking hot coworker. But I fear he is snubbing me right now because he is a Muslim and observing Ramadan. I know that I'm not the ideal girl for him and my father is very racist. What can I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Who farted, y'all?
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Abstain from sex unless you're married, or we'll fire you
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Where better than Sin City to host james 2 of the Johnny Sex Cup final? Giggity? If it's as good as james 1, hells yea.. Shush Pierre, let's do that hockey.. 8pm ET on NBCSN & CBC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"What happened when I went to a sex club" [Might be Not Safe for Work]
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The reason why it is OK for female critics to lust after male actors. Hey I didn't say it was a GOOD reason
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Mon May 28, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Full-bodied robot sex worker. Soon
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Do your action figures need someone to direct them in plodding films about fish sex or Mexican demons? Then NECA's Guillermo del Toro action figure is for you
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is not a genius at recognizing disguised sex cult websites. Instead of wasting time fighting the media, do your fricking job, dumb-dumb
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research reveals that when religious people try to suppress thoughts about sex they end up thinking about it even more. Oh, God ... oh, God ... OH, GOD
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A photo journey of sex robots from inception to incel ownership [Not Safe for Work]
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'Big Sexy' Bartolo Colon turns 45, gets a cake and is also the oldest player in Major League Baseball
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as though millions of Boba-sexuals squee'd at once. I fear something terrible has happened
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Thu May 24, 2018
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Bill Gates' summer reading recommendations, guaranteed to attract the opposite sex to your intellect
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(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
Alabama voters confuse a racist, sexist, anti-Semitic candidate for a long-serving Congressman with a similar name. Fark: The racist, sexist, anti-Semitic guy is currently ahead in the Republican primary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The creator says the small, rented private airport spaces are workplaces, not phone booths or sex dens. Maybe he didn't say the last part, so, maybe they are
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform oral sex on him. He also fixed the cable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking can be stressful. There are many ways to alleviate this stress, but the most effective method is to start smoking again
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Winery, partially owned by Devin Nunes (R-ussia), sued by female employee after yacht fundraiser where 25 of the company's top investors appeared to be using cocaine and having sexual encounters with prostitutes out in the open
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the most magical time of the year, a Johnny Sex Cup game 7. Will the Caps engage CAPS LOCK or lock their keys in the car? Will Tampa play with the fury of Thor or get distracted smiting those 6 fish in particular? Caps/Bolts @ 8pm ET. Go OT, SUP
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Hotel pulls out after group seeks to break world record for largest orgy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Will cow cuddling be the next big wellness trend? Proponents claim it's udder bliss
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens wants you to know it's George Soros' fault that Greitens slapped his mistress, then forced her to give him oral sex while she cried
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How "Shadow of the Tomb Raider" makes Lara Croft more of a villain. A sexy villain with buxom cleavage
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"A revealing new survey about the drinking habits of millennials showed many startling facts, but the one that most got my notice was this: 3.47 percent of millennial men are liars"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Our Lady of lewds
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman who once dressed up as a sexy can of whipped cream says Duchess of Sussex's dress was ill-fitting. Björk's swan dress unavailable for comment
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
What if the David Dennison who paid off a porn star for an abortion is the same David Dennison who paid off a porn star for unprotected sex?
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 6. From down 0-2 to up 3-2, Tampa looks to serve up a round of the Ovechkin cocktail. We'll need the Caps to not play like the Caps to get a game 7. Bolts/Caps @ 8pm ET. Go goonjuice, mute air horns/Pierre, & fark cancer
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
High-risk sex offender, arsonist, potential failed shampoo model arrested
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Maggie Gyllenhaal is sick of having to constantly do sex scenes for HBO's "The Deuce"
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(Inc)
 
 
 
"How can a brand capture even a moment of attention, when human beings are bombarded by messages, many from Russian bots?" How about someone who nearly died discussing his sex life?
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(Gizmodo)
 
Weeners
 
The reasons for the colors that sex toy makers pick for their dildos et al (Not Safe For Work - please don't post pics of sex toys inline)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"People seem curiously willing to hold Clinton to a different standard than other men accused of sexual harassment"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New sexual misconduct allegations against celebrity chef Mario Batali have the NYPD investigating. Batali's camp claims it's all just a croc
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge who set up living trust to reward his children only if they married white, opposite sex Christians says that does not make him a bigot. Of course not...now the use of the n-word and homophobia...(tag is for mom throwing him under the bus)
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bullying, harassment, sexism, and racism are all real problems in science. If the Universities won't fix them, maybe publishers can?
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Fox News breaks the glass ceiling by hiring its first female CEO. "People who haven't been sued for sexual harassment" ceiling still has nary a crack
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend and I came out to each other when we were teens; she a lesbian, me as bisexual. I now find myself only attracted to men, not women, so I'm no longer bi. How do I come out as straight without losing my LGBTQ friends?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You have just been terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image
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Thu May 17, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 4. Will it be bonus hockey or will it be a blowout? Will there be bondage or will there be The Dreaded 2 Game Lead? Who will be at "Deadpool 2" tonight? Bolts/Caps @ 8pm ET. HOORAY GOONJUICE, FARK CANCER AND SHUT UP, AIR HORNS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
All you need to learn about sex you can learn from Greek prophesier Tiresias
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Waffle House hero's description of his phone call with the president also best describes Melania's sex life with Trump
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Expert provides eight reasons you might not want to have sex other than your arm is tired
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man gives meth to 14-year-old girl for good cause, to "keep her off the streets." Oh, and to have sex with her, but that's not the point
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Her Darkest Role: Actress Allison Mack's Descent From 'Smallville' to Sex Cult"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"It's not politically correct, but if it's your desire, it's your choice"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 3. Tampa has completely conceded home ice and goes into Washington down 0-2 in the series. As the ol' saying goes: "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them." Bolts/Caps & goonjuice recipes @ 8pm ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did Sex & The City inspire you to move to NYC? You've been trolled
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Mynd you, Møøse sketches øn SNL Kan be pretti nasti
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"You see these movies, they're so violent and yet a kid is able to see a movie if sex isn't involved, but killing is involved. Maybe they have to put a rating system for that"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I guess it was an obvious market niche. You can now buy Stormy, a Real Doll taken from a cast of Ms Daniel's body. Is this a Business or Entertainment discussion?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week, millennials are killing the Thomas Cook Club 18-30 party. Of all the things on the agenda of "the Instagram generation," this was the most unexpected
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Mon May 14, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Go west, young Johnny Sex. Will the Knights triumph or will they get another limb lopped off? Will the Jets continue to fly high or morph into an F-35? Vegas/Winnipeg @ 8pm ET. Pierre approaches, fetchez la vache and prepare to taunt him a 2nd time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Advice on how to start having more sex
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
"I was recruited for Allison Mack's sex cult"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I know you hear all the time from people who ask if their hot bisexual friend's all-day orgies are a concern, but my case is different. My 16-year-old son can't get the grades to become an RAF pilot and is depressed. What should I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 11, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle's serial masturbator at it again on city bus. Bonus: was previously caught masturbating while waiting in line to register as sex offender
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Avoid the blister beetle at all cost. This is not a euphemism for unsafe sex
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my oldest friends is getting married. My mother wants to crash the wedding and silently observe. She has always mocked him for his weight, equating thinness with success. She'll cause a scene. How can I thwart her attempts?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Forty-five heartbreaking stories of sex and consent at college
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kentucky Trump Campaign Chair and former Federal Judge sentenced to 20 years in prison for the sustained sexual trafficking of at least 20 minor females that had been assigned to his courtroom. What? No pizza?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Congressman and current convicted felon/child sex offender Mel Reynolds guilty of failing to file federal income tax returns, says he's "done with America," vows to return "home" to Africa once his latest prison stint is complete
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Thu May 10, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hockey Gods have smiled upon us & granted us a Johnny Sex Cup game 7. Will "A Word With Perd" get renewed for another round or will the Jets get extended stick time? May the goonjuice & bonus hockey be plentiful. Jets/Perds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, JT
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you sext? Then you probably have more body shame
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Like a bloated, portly fake billionaire rolling off a hooker after a hot 45 seconds of passionate sex, Donald Trump's ardor for Rudy Giuliani seems to have cooled"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
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Wed May 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
One of Trump's many sexual assault victims began her political career last night by securing the Democratic nomination for THE Ohio State Legislature
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a big city; I am white, married, heterosexual, and cisgender. We have a lot of LGBTQ friends; however, they mock my 'vanilla' sex life and say my husband and I are unnatural for not being poly. Should I get new friends?"
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Male student pulls up dress of female student, says he was "just playing." Girl lectures him about how it's wrong and demands an apology. Ha ha no, she grabs a pair of scissors and stabs him
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Male student pulls up dress of female student, says he was "just playing." Girl lectures him about how it's wrong and demands an apology. Ha ha no, she grabs a pair of scissors and stabs him
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do two movies with nearly identical sex scenes get different ratings for sexual content?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Playboy Playmate claims she sat in the room and watched Trump and a fellow Playmate have sex, and says Trump invited her to join them, but she declined. This happened in 1993. When Marla Maples was pregnant with Tiffany (NSFW)
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
NYAG, Eric Schneiderman, a champion of the #MeToo movement, has four women come out of the woodwork to accuse him of beating them and sexually assaulting them. Wonder if there were any suspicious Cohen payments recently
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight on Most Extreme Johnny Sex Cup Elimination Challenge, will the Penguins get plucked or will the Caps be the Caps? Will the Perds claw their way back into it or will it be aces high for the Jets? Games 6 @ 7pm & 9:30pm ET. Shut up, Kenny
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bill Murray helps couple find out the sex of their baby with a golf swing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet scientists looking at traffic analysis say that 10 PM hour, long used for sexy time, is now chiefly used for Netflix time. "The huge growth in streaming may make it harder to meet Britain's future peak winter electricity demands"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Millennials are waiting longer to have sex
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Sex robots are not the answer to "incel rage"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sex is a key part of life for people over 65. Especially for those who missed out on it in their younger years because they were married
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Fri May 04, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
"Johnny Sex Cup: The Shark-Knight Returns." Will the Sharks get hooked or will the Knights take another flesh wound? Beforehand, Bruins seek to battle Bolts in Beantown to bondage. Lightning/Bruins @ 7pm, Sharks/Golden Knights @ 10pm ET. Sharks in 6
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Can you afford to pay a porn star to keep quiet about sex? If not the Trump administration thinks you shouldn't be having sex
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The ongoing, not-so-wondrous sexual misconduct of author Junot Díaz
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missouri legislature will convene to decide how best to expel their sexual predator racist governor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex addiction is no joke. NO JOKE. 5 times a day, NOT ENOUGH. No joke. Heh (NSFW)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?
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Thu May 03, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley on staying sexy in your 60s (with many yes you'd still hit it pics)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In order to distract from the recent revelations that he paid a porn star $130,000 to keep quiet about their sexual affair, Trump will announce the creation of a faith-based office on National Prayer Day
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Newton, KS police: "We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle"
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Newton, KS police: "We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Camille Cosby releases three-page statement on husband's sex assault verdict
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Extortion charges filed over Kevin Hart sex tape, though early reports claim it falls short of expectations
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Should the NBA ban players over 6'6"?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl who stabbed her lover five times during sex while wearing clown make-up is jailed. Remember, never stick your dick in crazy
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Mon April 30, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Like a burp from a bad onion, Roy Moore returns to file conspiracy lawsuit against his sexual abuse victims
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
How to get rid of sex-mad slugs in the garden? Get them drunk on beer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet Robin Hanson, a Libertarian economist who thinks men are owed sex, women are devious about sex, and that rape is an acceptable source of humor
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why is it pop culture always ignores bisexuality?
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Sun April 29, 2018
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma OKs a bill that will allow some adoption agencies to deny same-sex couples the right to adopt a child
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Science attempts to unlock the secrets of the teenage brain, as we need to know how often they think of sex, college, sex, booze, and sex
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Sat April 28, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw denies sexual harassment claim, says accuser's motive is Look At Me Too
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fat women are taking 'better sex' classes so they can weigh their options
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
This is how you sell a 1999 Toyota Corolla
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
This is indeed the greatest generation of men in media being accused of sexual assault
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Janelle Monáe has declared herself to be pan-sexual. I have nothing against pans and people can do whatever they want, but... how
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Television series in the works based on the Nxivm sex cult. No word if the criminal celebrities will portray themselves
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
PA lawmaker who recently accused a colleague of being gay because he repeatedly touched the lawmaker's arm; writes an angry FB post denouncing yet another legislator as "a lying homosexual". Dude, sit down, I have something to tell you about yourself
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Congrats, you just won lottery tickets to a sex show. A firefly sex show. The insects, not the television show
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Put on your robe and wizard hat
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Avenatti says Hannity has agreed to debate him. It'll be just like Lincoln-Douglas, only about sex
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the 12th pick of the NFL Draft the Cincinnati Bengals select
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ibiza locals lodge protest against overtourism and its impact: getting overrun by Eurotrash looking for drugs, sex, music, and fun in the sun. In related news, Ibiza has locals
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Neighbors complain about wild sex parties in 7,500-square-foot home. "400 guests were invited with 87 people (including 35 couples) sending a 'yes' RSVP"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Allison Mack tried to lure Emma Watson into sex cult purple monkey dishwasher. It's as if a million farkers cried out for the originals, and were suddenly silenced
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists modify fruit flies so they'll orgasm whenever they see a red light, ensuring they'll never speed on a yellow to beat the red
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mac n' Cheese restaurant creates innovative system to stop sexual harassment, which turns out to be even more effective at blocking unwanted sexual advances than a diet of Mac n' Cheese
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Wilkes Booth: actor, assassin, sex maniac
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sexting can help with people in committed relationships. At least until their partner finds out about it
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So, even though it sounds strange, porn improved my relationship with my daughter in ways I couldn't have imagined"
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"How does cocaine affect my vagina?" First of all, you're doing it wrong
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
71-year-old Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a married couple living with him to be able to have sex with the wife, and the story only gets more Florida from there
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
In a stretch of her performing skills Christina Aguilera will portray a plastic, hypersexualized creature (possible nsfw content on page)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of posing as a teenage boy to meet a girl for sex. Bonus: "Yeah, looks legit all right" photo goodness included in article
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders, 76, disappoints sex workers
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Thu April 19, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Yeah you violated our sexual harassment policy, but just don't do it again, OK?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norway is telling their high school students to refrain from doing things like sex on roundabouts among others
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD Sex Trafficking Tip Hotline has been providing the wrong phone number in all ads and media for 2 years. FARK: No one noticed until a reporter called the number
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
At the UN's "most important meeting on women's empowerment," Trump administration officials tried to steer policy toward teaching women abstinence and sexual "refusal skills" except when they're Playboy models or porn stars and the men are wealthy
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because "Sex Compass" didn't work out, CamAnal was planning an ICO. I mean, of course
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Marriage falling apart? Try a sex robot
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(Metro)
 
 
 
President of Uganda wants to ban oral sex in his country because 'the mouth is for eating.' Yeah, good luck with that
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CamAnal had a "Sex Compass". I mean, of course
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly pissed to learn police are investigating new sexual misconduct complaints against him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian sex guru and his followers show up in Thai court claiming to know about 2016 U.S. election interference. Sure, why not? We've had everything else
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
For a second year in a row, reporting on a sleazy sexual predator in a position of power wins the Pulitzer prize
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Python has a sex party, Unix has a D&D gathering
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
App matches music to your rhythm during sex. Men get the "Minute Waltz", women get the "Unfinished symphony"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
German doctor is charged with killing his lover by sprinkling cocaine on himself before having her perform oral sex, which gives a whole new meaning to "coke head"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
You find explicit messages on your daughter's Instagram, but the cops won't help. Do you A) Block him, B) Close the account, or C) Set up a Chris Hanson-style sting using your daughter as bait then zip tie and beat the guy while recording it on your phone?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wrestling legend Jerry "The King" Lawler almost came and went at the same time
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cynthia Nixon gets backing from major activist party in New York
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Sat April 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Opus denies all the stories from Bill the Cat's new ghostwritten tell-all book
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fast Food Brawl Week continues with this video of a McDonald's employee with a backslap that would make Ric Flair proud WOOOO
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Having destroyed racism, sexism, bigotry, and ignorance in their state, South Carolina lawmakers consider banning sale of energy drinks to minors
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host is convinced that Mueller is jealous of that which cannot be seen with the naked eye
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Dime-a-dozen: crazy cat ladies. Farkworthy: crazy gerbil ladies
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stopped train at station with randy couple on board having a sex romp get cheers from passengers on platform
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sex work in Queensland is reduced to a Monty Python sketch. Wink wink, nudge nudge
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
20-year Texas pediatrician suspended for yelling "Satan" at patients, announcing he is late because of sex with his fiancee, rolling around the hallway with a dog, smacking a coworker's butt, kissing a coworker, and stating he is now single. Ta-da
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just accepted a great job offer with a company contingent on a background check. Criminally, I'm fine, but I was a sex worker. I called it freelance work on my resume. Is that the wrong kind of prostituting for business?"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama evangelist and Fox News contributor Acton Bowen actin' guilty, jailed on child sex charges involving young boy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Males who invest most heavily in sex disappear ten times faster." It's a wonder I finished this tagli
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA District attorney is now reviewing a sex crimes case against Kevin Spacey
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You're naked and need help with the sex toy stuck in your backside. Naturally, your best course of action is to head to the nearest gas station (possible NSFW content on page)
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins Senate vote 25 - 10. Let that sink in for a moment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Donald Trump, you're just a little chicken, cheep cheep. Anyway, how's your sex life?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently besides letting drunken tourists ride buffaloes naked in the Philippines, the government also isn't fond of you advertising 'DRUGS, SEX, BEER, RUM, COKE' at your backpacker bar either
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Run of the mill sex robots are so yesterday. Today it's all about transgender sex robots for curious couples experimenting with his and hers sexy parts
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Awkward is finding a 'homemade' 'Dad's Army-themed' sex tape made by your nan and grandad based on the famous BBC show
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"We need something to distract viewers from the Cohen raid. It's primetime; they expect quality from Fox News." "Here's a story about rape pandas." "Perfect. Tucker Carlson can definitely talk about panda sexual assaults"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"I was in a sex cult before it was cool. You've probably never heard of it"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
There is a whole *lot* of sperm on the International Space Station. So, that's what that vacuum hose if for. Got ya
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Topless protester charges toward Bill Cosby at start of sex assault retrial
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Our bodies don't really handle celibacy well, though considering where you're reading this there may not be much hope for you
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom sends her kid off to school in a "McDonald's" X-rated T-shirt after thinking it looked innocent enough. She's not lovin' the embarrassment now
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Amazon deforests Mozart in the Jungle after four seasons
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"DNA testing revealed 11 children in the camp were the product of a sexual relationship by their mothers with either a brother, father or other close male relative"
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-eimburse) leaves now to avoid any questions about the $84,000 of taxpayer money he used as a sexual harassment settlement which he promised to pay back
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republicans outraged "Love, Simon" did not feature God's smiting of homosexuals
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The science is in: Men are arrogant bastards
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Women who believe their sex drive changes can better cope with lowered libidos. For men, it's not so much a drive as it is a daily commute to work
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Itchy, inflamed, scabby, swollen: Toy company turns sexually transmitted diseases into 'charming' stuffed animals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
According to a settlement of her sexual harassment claims against Bill O'Reilly that a judge refused to keep under seal today, Andrea Mackris was required to lie, even under oath, and deny the harassment ever occurred if asked
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you're running a brothel out of your apartment don't volunteer to also take care of your friend's kids
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The secret to a happy sex life is in the grocery store. Fark: Not just the produce section
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Tue April 03, 2018
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California man arrested after he tried to pay for sex with a 4-year-old. Police say they got suspicious when he asked for a 1-year-old in change
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Someone hung around the weird kryptonite a little too long: Allison Mack expected to be arrested for sex trafficking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man filmed having sex with ninth hole of golf course. Submit your best "hole" joke to the right
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump seeks arbitration in Stormy Daniels case, as stipulated by the non-disclosure agreement he did not sign concerning sex he says he did not have
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Jared sues judge and prosecutors for 11.4 million footlongs in damages
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A democratic lawmaker in Colorado was accused of sexually harassing women? Almost unanimously, CO's GOP-dominated Senate voted to expel him. GOP Lawmaker accused of the same thing? Eh. He can stay. Case closed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do with a body discovered on Good Friday, male sex robots, and a Kindergarten Cop health update. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-03-25 to Sat 2018-03-31
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Evangelical anti-same sex marriage presidential candidate defeated in election. Good job, Costa Rica
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Sun April 01, 2018
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
To combat declining birth rate, Japan to begin offering "Breeding Visas" to foreigners
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Holy Jesus. Break out the eye bleach. The long rumored Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump sex tape has been leaked. Definitely NSFW, and probably not safe for your eyes
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Decreasing female population in China has men applying to Women's University to improve chances of finding a girlfriend
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A look at all of the Hollywood followers of NXIVM, the sex cult that brands its female members, identifying them as slaves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ken Starr wants claims of inappropriate sexual behavior investigated. That's the joke
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Does use of sex dolls transform people into psychopaths, as the article suggests, or do serial killers just gravitate towards them? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your allergies are getting worse, you can blame it in part on botanical sexism
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Because who really wants to know anyway what the Federal Election Commission would say about Donald Trump's sex life?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russian woman caught performing sex act on defendant while he waited for verdict. It's unknown if he was awarded a stiffer sentence for violating Russia's penal code
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're frustrated because sanctions have crippled your ability to raise sufficient capital to fund your nuclear ambitions, so naturally you sell fake sex potions made from dogs and pigs. Bonus: They contain extremely high levels of harmful heavy metals
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(CW Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Someone was already riding shotgun, so this cheetah decided to sit in the backseat during an African safari
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former volleyball player sues her college after she said her coach thought she was too sexy in her Instagram photos
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Newsweek)