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Wed December 08, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
A sentence can be grammatical without meaning, not unlike this headline, which is a sentence without ending, dammit
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Tue December 07, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can L.I.J. knock G.O.D. out of the W.T.L.? Will Bad Luck Fale squish YOSHI-HASHI? Does Minoru Suzuki just lose it and kill his own partner? WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2021: Day 9 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sun December 05, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will El Desperado rip BUSHI's face from his skull? Can Hiromu blow up Master Wato into a million bits? Why does Subby feel so violent tonight? It's creepy. BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 28: Day 9 starts @ 1AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat December 04, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix engineer gets two years in prison for insider trading, spoiling the end of Squid Game
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Yano & Tanahashi survive a wrathful G.O.D.? Can ZSJ & Taichi put an end to EVIL's ambitions? Why is one of the Young Lions being fed to The Dragon? WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2021: Day 8 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri December 03, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can El Desperado survive the "Murder Machine"? Will Hiromu best the "King of Oh My & Garfunkle"? Hold on... What the fark does that even mean? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 28: Day 8 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Duolingo's sentences are so freakin' weird
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Tue November 30, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the United Empire end LIJ's undefeated streak? Can Yano & Tanahashi surprise the IWGP Tag Team Champs? How can TenCozy survive the wrath of an angry G.O.D.? WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2021: Day 6 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon November 29, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the "Time Bomb" explode on El Phantasmo? Can Master Wato drown "Murder Machine" SHO? How will the "Heel Master" Kanemaru fight his partner, El Desperado? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 28: Day 7 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sun November 28, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Blue Justice be served to Suzuki & Michinoku? Are Dangerous Tekkers ready for the challenge of G.O.D.? Can Goto/Y-H vs EVIL/Yujiro be considered a "pee break"? WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2021: Day 5 starts @ 2:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This feline would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving Caturday
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Wed November 24, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can BUSHI move ahead of fellow Ingobernable Hiromu? Will Taiji Ishimori or El Phantasmo receive the "Fingerpoke of Doom"? Does YOH strike out again? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 28 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue November 23, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Yano & Tanahashi continue their surprise winning streak? Can the United Empire upset Dangerous Tekkers? Did subby remember there's a show tonight? WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2021: Day 4 starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
OK kids, we'll be back in a bit. We left our ankle monitors on the counter in case you need them. Seeya
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Wed November 17, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Owens & Fale prove too much for Dangerous Tekkers? Can Goto & Y-H get on the board against TenCozy? Does Minoru Suzuki put Naito back on IR? WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2021: Day 2 starts @ 4:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon November 15, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will El Desperado get his 1st tourny win? Can Hiromu blow up the "Murder Machine"? Does El Phantasmo steal Kanemaru's whiskey? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 28: Day 2 starts @ 4:30 AM ET and FREE on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sun November 14, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Dangerous Tekkers spoil the return of TAKA Michinoku? Can Tanahashi & Toru Yano stop EVIL's plans? Is Tetsuya Naito back to 100%? WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2021: Day 1 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat November 13, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can El Desperado beat the new "Murder Machine" SHO? Will YOH defuse Hiromu's "Time Bomb"? How did El Phantasmo slip past Customs? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 28: Day 1 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri to marry Kristen Stewart
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Tue November 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Three life sentences + 30 years for Ponzi schemer who bilked elderly people out of millions. With bonus Moleman pic
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Fri October 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Western Maryland counties want to secede from the plentiful tax dollars provided by the urban areas to join a failing fossil fuel extraction state
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Thu October 21, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
After 19 days, we've reached the Climax... Can Kota Ibushi take home a record-breaking, 3rd-straight G1 title, or will Kazuchika Okada make it rain on his parade? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: FINAL starts @ 5:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed October 20, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Hatchet or the Rainmaker: Who will win B Block and face Kota Ibushi in the Finals? The Climax draws near... NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 18 starts @ 4:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue October 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
We arrested 5k / For protesting / Now we'll let them out / For this ASEAN thing / Burma saves... face
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the judge who extended sentences of Jan. 6 insurrectionists beyond what the prosecutors asked for? She just was assigned the Trump executive privilege lawsuit
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Mon October 18, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Ibushi. Takagi. Sabre. KENTA. Who will win A Block and advance to the Finals? The Climax draws near... NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 17 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cool: judge gives Capitol seditionists longer terms than were asked for. Facepalm: it still totals only 45 days
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Court of Queen's Bench Justice: "They are on the wrong side of science," "They are also on the wrong side of common sense"
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Thu October 14, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Okada make it rain on Tama Tonga? Can Jeff Cobb stop EVIL's march to the finals? Is Tanahashi really gonna put over YOSHI-HASHI? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 16 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed October 13, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will "The Dragon" burn the Great-O-Khan's G1 hopes to dust? Can Toru Yano outsmart Zack Sabre Jr.? What lessons can Kota Ibushi learn from Satoshi Kojima? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 15 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
"We're seeing a shift away from customer obsession to a more balanced view of the world." Neatly coincides with the Baby Boomers beginning their fade. Total coincidence
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Hiroshi Tanahashi deal Jeff Cobb his 1st tournament defeat? Can Goto stop EVIL's onslaught? Does Chase Owens have a plan for Okada? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 14 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat October 09, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi topple the Great-O-Khan? Can Tonga Loa upset IWGP World Champion? Why is ZSJ vs KENTA not tonight's Main Event? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 13 starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(It's Very)
 
 
 
Danish police confiscate Lamborghini Huracán from a speeding driver hours after he'd bought it
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Fri October 08, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Our Holy Emperor Taichi surpass the Rainmaker? Can Tanahashi stop EVIL's dark designs? Does anyone stand a shot in Hell of stopping Jeff Cobb? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 12 starts @ 6:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu October 07, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Tomohiro Ishii drop the bomb on the Great-O-Khan? Can Toru Yano tickle the Dragon's tail for an upset win? Would ZSJ go critical if he lost to Yujiro? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 11 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon October 04, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will SANADA finally defeat Okada? Can Goto get out of the basement with a win over YOSHI-HASHI? What does EVIL have in store for Tama Tonga? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 10 airs LIVE and FREE @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sun October 03, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can the Dragon rise above the Golden Star? Will ZSJ score his 5th-straight submission victory? Are we just gonna watch Pieter dance in the ring for 30 minutes tonight? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 9 starts @ 3:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu September 30, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will KENTA feel the wrath of "The Dragon"? Can Ibushi get back to .500 against Yano? Has ZSJ met his match in the Great-O-Khan? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 7 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed September 29, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will "Mr. U.S.ACE" get one over Tama Tonga? Can Taichi mirror ZSJ and take EVIL out of the tourney? Why, in God's name, is YOSHI-HASHI in the Main Event? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 6 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Interesting strategy to say the least
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Sun September 26, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi & ZSJ's latest battle be told for centuries? Can Tomohiro Ishii upset KENTA? Does Toru Yano ruin Tanga Loa's day? G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 5 starts @ 3:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri September 24, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will EVIL reign over the Rainmaker? Can Taichi keep pace with ZSJ? Does Tama Tonga show no mercy to Chase Owens? G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 4 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT and FREE on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carlos the Jackal fails to get his life sentence reduced. Fark: even if he won he still has two other life sentences that would stand
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
With Tetsuya Naito out of the tourny with a torn MCL, will Blue Justice be served to his would-be opponent, Tanga Loa? Will the Dragon meet the same fate as his pareja? Day 3 of G1 CLIMAX 31 begins @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tired, tired of playing the game, Ain't it a crying shame I'm so tired
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Some Buccaneer)
 
 
 
Shiver me timbers, 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day agin. Open the grog and buckle those swashes, ye scurvy sea dogs
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Our Holy Emperor Taichi slay the "Strong Samurai" Hirooki Goto? Will Okada make it rain on U.S. Champ Tanahashi? Who is Kosei Fujita, and why is he being fed to SHO? G1 Climax 31: Day 2 starts @ 1:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat September 18, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
It's happening again... 19 days the best the world of pro wrestling has to offer begins once more. Set your clocks to CLIMAX TIME, because NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 1 starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Domestic terrorists backing off from the 9/18 terror support rally out of fear they too will find out
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Wed September 15, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Allison Mack reports to prison. No word on how they'll her keep locked up when she can squeeze through bars by turning into liquid form
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"We all need people who will give us feedback. That's how we improve." - Bill Gates. Which, coming from the guy who gave us Windows ME, is saying something. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, feeding back edition
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Sun September 05, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will The Dragon scorch the earth of EVIL? Can ZJS & Taichi retain their gold in a 3-Way Tag Match? Is Daryl Jr. going to have Eagles for dinner? WRESTLE GRAND SLAM in MetLife Dome: Night 2 starts @ 1:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat September 04, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Tanahashi or Ibushi win tonight's Battle of Gods? Can Toru Yano reclaim the KOPW2021 trophy? Do we get to watch the STARDOM match for once? Night 1 of WRESTLE GRAND SLAM in MetLife Dome starts @ 3:30AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
English judge sentences far-right potential terrorist to reading the classics. Well that showed him. Tag is for both judge and defendant
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Wed August 25, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
The Justice Department sentences a 33rd Capitol rioter to jail time, house arrest, years of probation, community service, and a huge fine. Wait, did I say Capitol rioter? I meant wealthy parent who paid $500k to get a kid into USC
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Senate candidate Lucas Kunce (D-MO), who served with the Marines in Afghanistan, sums up the war in two sentences
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