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Wed January 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump bragged how he was good for the stock market? Um yeah, about that
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"At least" is the new "Well actually"
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just what the pandemic needs. A Keurig machine that makes ice cream in 2 minutes or less
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Steelers gripe over playoff loss. Call in to Giuliani to stop the steal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns have won a playoff game more recently than the Pittsburgh Steelers and New England Patriots
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Sun January 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
See, the problem with the cruise industry is that people aren't vomiting enough
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Thu January 07, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Japan declares state of emergency for Tokyo after godviruszilla comes ashore again to wreak havoc
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
All of your pandemic snacking allowed Conagra's bottom line to grow even more than yours
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Some Football Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama opens as 7.5 point favorites over THE Ohio State University
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey Dabo Sweeney, where should Ohio State be ranked again?
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Instant nudity
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Thu December 31, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James is the first NBA player ever to score 10+ points in 1,000 consecutive games
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bubble tea chain valued at $2bil. You know what's brewing next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian natural gas gets a new rival in Europe as Caspian field starts. Execs have nailed all windows shut, welded elevator doors closed, and banned all tea service for the foreseeable future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What good are record low mortgage rates if homes are priced out of what buyers can qualify for?
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers achieve sustained, high-fidelity quantum teleportation. Stereo, digital, MP3 modes now thought to be less than 33 1/3 years away
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
According to Jaylen Brown, the GOAT in the NBA is A: Jordan? B: Kobe? or C: Payton Pritchard?
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Some people just can't accept reality that the party is over in New England and to drive the point home, guy drops 700K picking the Patriots over the Bills
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Repo men face a banner year in 2021 as more car payments will go overdue. Harry Dean Stanton approves
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Mon December 28, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unbelievably enough, the Clippers have never been down by 50 points at halftime. Well, until today
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Great Canadian Gaming gets shareholders to agree to $2 billion buyout. New owner expected to maintain great Canadian attractions as Moose Chip Bingo, Molson Roulette, and nightly performances of the Windsor Ballet
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Airbus set to stomp Boeing in aircraft deliveries for a second year in a row. Max will of course fix this...one way or another
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airline Lufthansa cuts deal with pilots, will stay afloat. Wait, wut?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nevada penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct for dumping...wait...what's this...french fries on their coach in celebration?
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Tue December 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official, the Pittsburgh Steelers are in freefall
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Southwest to add two new cities to its roster while United continues to drag its feet, passengers
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Marcus Mariota's stats from last night's win over the Chargers: 17 for 28, 226 yards, 1 TD, $1,000,000 contract bonus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jon Gruden thought he was coaching the Oakland Raiders
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's economy shrinks for fifth consecutive quarter. See, that's what happens when you try to get five quarters from a dollar
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
SEC charges Robinhood with deceptive practices. Nick Saban, Maid Marian both set to testify
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Alex Smith - "It's only a flesh wound" and "has had worse." Not a repeat from 2018, where his leg pretty much came off
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Mon December 07, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Joe Pisarcik is smiling down from heaven as he no longer is responsible for the worst loss by a New York team
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fight Club: Miami Edition
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Sun December 06, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Book it. Done
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Fri December 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cris Collinsworth amazed that there are female football fans, especially in Pittsburgh of all places
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel same-store sales crawl under the porch and whimper
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Tue December 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sephora to open 850 mini-shops inside Kohl's locations, proving that you can't put lipstick on a pig, but you can put it inside a pig
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC panel voting today over who will receive Covid vaccine first. Hopefully Tom Brady leaves enough for the rest of humanity
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Broncos lined up against the Saints yesterday with no active NFL quarterbacks. Let's take this moment to remember the last time an NFL team completed zero passes in the first half, featuring Tim Tebow's 2011 Broncos
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nordstrom shares soar on news it's basically not Amazon
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's that? A pharmaceutical plant involved in "Operation Warp Speed" for development of COVID-19 treatments has serious quality-control violations? Fetch me my fainting goat
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Tue October 13, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines could use a vacation
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Drew Brees tells rookie QB the future will be his, after a couple more years and a better kicker
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Mon October 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's worse than losing to the Raiders in your own house? How about non-contact injuries to both of your knees
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(AP News)
 
 
 
British Airways' CEO gets deplaned
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you thought Lindsey sounded panicked before, wait until he finds out Jaime Harrison has shattered the record for Senate fundraising
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The GOP is losing female voters, seniors, and suburbanites, and now they could be losing young voters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to sit around on the shelves
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(Some prince)
 
 
 
Facebook announces plan to open offices in a place where their business ethics can be appreciated
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Thu October 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is loving its Travis Scott promotion
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We chose distance learning for our 6 year-old; it's a catholic school, and half the class is at home. The teacher is terrible and lectures the class as if they were teenagers. She refuses to print at-home packets. What can I do to improve her?"
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Tue October 06, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Referee defends sack call that benefited Chiefs: "Look, if your team ever gets a superstar QB, like a Mahomes, a Brees, or a Tom Brady, you'll get these calls, too"
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Fri October 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Pissed off': Broncos' Vic Fangio didn't want team shaking Jets' hands, weasels
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tesla sales surge, drive off by themselves amid global demand
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Thu October 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond posts a same-store sales gain for the first time since 2016. This really is news
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Wed September 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook takes its first step toward Zuckerbot's "privacy-focused" internet. No, seriously, he actually said that with a straight face - those sincerity reveries he had uploaded must be taking effect
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fasten your seatbelts and find a barf bag, Air-mageddon is upon us
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Tue September 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having survived a headshot to still be here, most small businesses say they're ready for a spike in the virus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson calls Chiefs 'our kryptonite' after another loss, but doesn't say what color. Red, green, or blue kryptonite, or maybe the one created by Brainiac that caused Superman to mutate, growing a third eye in the back of his head?
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumpworld is imploding, and Leon is getting larger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bearsssss
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Fri September 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett invests in ions
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Thu September 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
'Stop growing so much weed' said no one ever. But this is 2020
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Somebody bought a Blackberry last quarter
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some people are ill with the virus, but everyone's in need of psychological first-aid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cook Political Report says Colorado is cruising the scene with the democratic lean
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