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Wed February 20, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Houston Police will no longer use no-knock warrants on drug raids. Will trick drug dealers into opening their doors by dressing as Girl Scouts or singling Christmas carols, depending on the season
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
First rule of the internet: Any 14-year-old girl who wants to talk to your old arse is an undercover cop
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Sun February 17, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Geez, one little mistake and suddenly everyone's all over your ass. OK, I fibbed to get a search warrant that got four cops shot and two citizens killed, but why rake a guy over the coals for something trivial like that?
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Sat February 16, 2019
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not quite the happiest place on earth after all
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
When the police include "similar operations have been performed at this house several times in the recent past" in the press release about raid at your home you really need to question if you are cut out for a life of crime
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem...with your corrupt farking PD
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem...with your corrupt farking PD
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Fri February 15, 2019
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
"When we execute a drug search warrant, we never know what we will find. Sometimes it is an armed drug dealer. Sometimes it is the drug dealer's terrified family. On this day, it was an alligator," said Chester County District Attorney Tom Hogan
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Thu February 14, 2019
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
All across America police and prosecutors are getting college students killed by forcing them to serve as drug informants
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Thu February 07, 2019
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man jokes that his wife is crazy, but it'll be ok as long as he "hides the steak knives." Take a stab at what happened next
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Tue February 05, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
State trooper shot and killed while serving warrant in Farmville. Zynga unavailable for comment
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Fri February 01, 2019
(Engadget)
 
 
 
At-home DNA testing company gives the FBI access to its database and promises customers that the partnership will not violate users' privacy
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Look, just because you find a bunch of money laying around doesn't mean you get to keep it. Unless you're the police, that is
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Thu January 31, 2019
(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
State environmental officials seize multiple raccoons that people in Chenango County were keeping as pets, say they acted on hunch that people in somewhere called "Chenango County" would probably be the type to keep wild raccoons as pets
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(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
Jeremy Irons' doppleganger arrested on drug charges
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man that caused a high speed deadly car accident had a history of posting on Facebook numerous high speed and road rage incidents he was involved in. Thanks Zuckerberg
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Tue January 29, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Houston Police officers now stable in hospital. Shooter stable in morgue
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Fri January 25, 2019
(WDEL Delaware)
 
 
 
If you're going to masturbate in public, you MIGHT want to hide your 9lb stash of weed first
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Thu January 17, 2019
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
What do you mean by that? How you read something is as important as what was printed; learning to appreciate the difference between "adversial" and "empathetic" in interpretation
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Tue January 15, 2019
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"If a person cannot be compelled to provide a passcode because it is a testimonial communication, a person cannot be compelled to provide one's finger, thumb, iris, face, or other biometric feature to unlock that same device," the judge wrote
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
HaHaHa guy: The US government has terabytes of data leaked to Wikileaks in confidence
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hacienda Healthcare launches internal probe to find man responsible for pregnant patient. It seems doubtful that he's still in there, but whatever
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I haven't left the White House in months." Narrator: *facepalm*
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Sat January 12, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because if there's one thing a dangerous biker gang will obey, it's trademark and copyright law
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Remember the guy who followed the Parkland survivors around in an armored vehicle? He's just been busted for illegal guns and possession of drugs with the intent to distribute because of course he has
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Fri January 04, 2019
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Locking your son in a box because of his behavioral problems? As it turns out, that's a behavioral problem. Welcome to your box
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Feds indict Bonnie & Clyde of would-be Nazi mass shooters
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind robs dollar store where his girlfriend works, forgets to put his mask on until after a cashier recognizes him, and is later found with an envelope full of cash labeled "robbery"
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Thu December 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani today: Mueller should be investigated for destroying evidence. Giuliani tomorrow: I should be investigated for destroying evidence. Giuliani on "Meet the Press" Sunday: How can you destroy evidence if there was never any crime?
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Fri December 21, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Cop runs afoul of #EweToo movement
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Thu December 20, 2018
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Police didn't even know em
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Police didn't even know em
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"My firefighter husband is out battling the Holy Fire, and needs donations. His name?... He's Canadian, you wouldn't know him"
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Wed December 19, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You never know what can happen when you leave your coke can unattended. Anita Hill nods knowingly
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
When a story includes death metal, flamethrowers and AK-47's, and warnings of aliens and the rapture, how much more Florida could the story get? The answer is none. None more Florida
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
You'll always have job security if you're an addiction treatment doctor and you import your own cocaine and heroin, right?
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Mon December 17, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lanny Davis says Cohen wouldn't take a pardon if Trump gift-wrapped it and handed it to him from the neighboring cell
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Sun December 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Comey slams Trump for lying about the Cohen office raid
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Stupid Watergate more like the original, President encourages breaking into the DNC offices
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Fri December 14, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
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Kinky landscaper rearrested, now in even stickier situation
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Mon December 10, 2018
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
Football player dumps pregnant cheerleader girlfriend. God I'm going to hell for this headline
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Thu December 06, 2018
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Snake-bitten man arrested for hallucinogenic mushrooms, dead snake
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Tue December 04, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
FBI raids home of Atlantic City mayor. Dammit Nucky
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Mon December 03, 2018
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
In addition to the syrup, police said the couple engaged in foreplay with blueberry jelly
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
When stealing cash from arrested suspect, one should turn the body cam off long before handling the clear, plastic evidence bag filled with $100 bills, Officer Nicole Palladino
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Thu November 29, 2018
(KGET Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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Tue November 20, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ex-South Seattle College director looks after the student body. Well, some of the female ones
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Wed November 14, 2018
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
That bomb-making chemical that's so volatile al-Qaida calls it the "mother of Satan"? A man caught with it said he was just making fireworks. To be fair, he IS a Florida man
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Tue November 13, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
20-year-old North Carolina man charged with threatening a synagogue, distribution of anti-Semitic leaflets, bad case of acne
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
State police raid gated community's "security" office. Turns out, rent-a-cops may not be legally authorized to pull people over with illegally modified cars, detain them, and shake them down for HOA money. Oh, and drugs
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Fri November 02, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
It is usually not a good idea to steal some cocaine from a drug dealer. You might end up being fed to some hogs
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Shirley man arrested with thousands or rounds of ammo. Asks that you please, don't call him Shirley
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Wed October 31, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Convicted felon flashes stolen gun in Facebook Live video. "We use social media to find the bad guys all of the time and it works really well because they want to boast. Rock on. I mean it makes it easy, we like it"
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