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Mon October 25, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
Is the US economy in trouble? 3% annual economic growth is perilously close to 1.5%, which is perilously close to 0.5%, which perilously close to zero. Which starts with Z, and that rhymes with T, and that stands for Trouble
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Sun October 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DeSantis is only starting his bloody swath of Covid destruction
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Three school districts in state that made mask mandates illegal are forced to go remote, because too many of their employees have Covid. Will reopen "in a few days", if their employees are healthy
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Sun October 17, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Virginia republican governor hopeful sees his best path to victory by campaigning on the dangers of schools teaching the truth
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now you've done it President Vax Nazi, you've offended Florida Gov DeSantis and now he wants to sue you over vaccine mandates
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America: A Confederacy of Dunces
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Thu October 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If there is one thing kids should be learning in public school, it is that there are two sides to the Holocaust that deserve equal attention
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If there is one thing kids should be learning in public school, it is that there are two sides to the Holocaust that deserve equal attention
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Tue October 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Shiat gets real for mask-denying schools, as parents with Covid-positive kids say "see you in court" for "recklessly exposing the public" to Covid
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Less people wanted to take jobs handling disease vectors heading into the fall and winter months
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Fri October 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democracy is having an anxiety attack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's episode of COVID Theater: withholding salaries of school board members in counties with mask mandates, and trying to grab some sweet sweet Fed dollars in the process. These are not smart people
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Thu October 07, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's about to lose $100 million in federal aid because Gov. Duncey wants to stiggit. No typo
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Wed October 06, 2021
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis Administration drops the ball, submits spending plan too late to US DoE for over $2.3-billion in federal aid for Florida public schools. D'oh
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is my son's Super Soaker Justice Squad a fun summer diversion or a gang?"
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Wed September 29, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Iowa parents outraged over mask mandates threaten to unenroll their children from school districts
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Schools without mask mandates more likely to have COVID outbreaks, according to the Ric Romero Institute for Disease Control
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Fri September 24, 2021
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round - unless the driver on the bus goes No vaccine, no testing, no working. ♫
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gov. Death Sentence: I am withholding $150K from Alachua County schools because their board stubbornly refuses to sacrifice their students for my political ambitions. Uncle Joe:*cracks knuckles, pulls out wallet* We got you guys, no worries
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Thu September 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Newly minted Florida man and Surgeon General already malpracticing in Florida
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Wed September 22, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Teachers across America have put up with a lot over the last forty years, but a pandemic with half the parents virulently anti-vaxx, and anti-mask? Fark your crotchfruit, we're out. Enjoy your country... if you can spell it
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Tue September 21, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Schools: Kids can't be vaccinated, but having them wear masks all day is hard so we're not gonna. Parents: Then we want to enroll in virtual learning. Schools: No, not possible. Parents: Then we'll keep them home. Schools: OK, CPS report it is
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Schools: Kids can't be vaccinated, but having them wear masks all day is hard so we're not gonna. Parents: Then we want to enroll in virtual learning. Schools: No, not possible. Parents: Then we'll keep them home. Schools: OK, CPS report it is
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Ohio considers using National Guard to drive school buses, apparently forgetting the National Guard's rich history of interacting with students in Ohio
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
A city with a name that sounds like a soft drink is of course a city full of bubbleheads with fizzy logic
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Sun September 19, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A nourishing school lunch should include all of the basic food groups: moldy, soggy, frozen and flat-out inadequate
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Sat September 18, 2021
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia school system using robots to battle COVID-19. Subby didn't read TFA but is assuming this involves terminators hunting down anti-vaxxers
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NYC to rupture the school to prison pipeline and defund the school police
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Hot ban on ban action
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Mon September 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
17-year-old schedules appointment to receive COVID vaccine. Parents react in classic Alabama fashion: "You're not getting this damn vaccine; you need to lower your voice. Watch your tone when you talk to me"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
National Guard activated in Massachusetts...to drive kids to school
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans managed to infect 18,000 children with Covid in 30 days
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Appeals Court: Fark those kids, Daddy D is running for President soon
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I can't improve on the source headline, it's that perfect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden announces all federal workers must be vaxxed and waxed or they will be sackxxed
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge tells Gov. Ronnie DeathSantis he can't bring more death to Florida's schools
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut, two books
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DeathSantis triples down by appealing the court ruling that struck down his ban on mask mandates because dead children are a great way to win GQP votes
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A well fitting mask can prevent Covid spread, but a parent's fit over masks can cause a school to lockdown
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
More than 500,000 children in the U.S. have tested positive for Covid-19 in the three weeks since schools started reopening for the new school year
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Wed September 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious: Gov Death Sentence is facing a growing backlash from county officials over his incompetent handling of the raging coronavirus outbreak there. Fark: Officials in the counties that are (or were) GOP strongholds
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New poll indicates 1 in 5 Americans still prefer YouTube to science
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Tue August 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's happening; DeathSantis is withholding pay from school officials who ordered mask mandates
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Mon August 30, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
War, it's nothing but a heartbreaker. War, friend only to the undertaker. Peace, love and understanding, tell me, is there no place for them today? They say we must fight to keep our freedom for an MSNBC thread at 7PM Eastern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You mean all this outrage over Afghanistan was fake? Let me get my shocked face ready
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Sun August 29, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Well, that explains some things
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Sat August 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Attorney General John O'Connor takes a break from fighting Skynet to file suit against any school district that tries to protect their students. In other news, maybe Skynet was right all along
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeathSentence is underwater in polls now. "You can tout all the freedom and anti-lockdown that you want. There's no political strategy for sick kids and tired parents"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Antivaxxer teacher spreads Delta Freedom From Tyranny to 12 students
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida judge muzzles DeSantis mask mandate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Its only going to get worse
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Its only going to get worse
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas AG Ken Paxton abusing state seal. Ork, ork y'all
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Father of high school students in Texas attends school board meeting, illustrates his support for mask mandates by stripping down to a Speedo while advising board members "we know ourselves that [a mask mandate] makes sense for the community"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Father of high school students in Texas attends school board meeting, illustrates his support for mask mandates by stripping down to a Speedo while advising board members "we know ourselves that [a mask mandate] makes sense for the community"
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Teens are the most positive
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Parents get coached on how to endanger their children
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Sun August 22, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Massive Ms. Frizzle shortage hits the magic schoolbus industry
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And in other news, there are still schools out there who have nurses on staff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Never let the facts get in the way of a good threat
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Fri August 20, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We heard the trumpets blow and the sky turned red when I accidentally said that I didn't know how I came to be here, not fast asleep in an MSNBC thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida agency says state can dock pay from school districts with mask mandates
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite what GOP Governor's claim, majorities of Americans want mask and vaccine mandates, as well as vaccine passports
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court rules that counties may now close the barn door
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Thu August 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mississippi has more than 20,000 students in quarantine...after the first week of school
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas is tipping faster than a longhorn being pushed by a bevy of drunk Aggies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas is tipping faster than a longhorn being pushed by a bevy of drunk Aggies
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Citing ADA Section 504, fourteen disabled Texas children and their families have no intention of getting on your cart, GREG
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Arizona Governor offering rewards for killing students and teachers
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Arizona Governor offering rewards for killing students and teachers
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
NewsFlash
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott demonstrates his commitment to COVID-19
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We're only about three months away from Thanksgiving, which means it's time to have the conversation with your dumbass unvaccinated relatives where you inform them they won't be welcome in your house this year
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
During COVID students taking online classes got a lot more sleep mostly because they didn't have to throw on last night's stinky clothes and shlep across campus
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Mon August 16, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Cuomo mandates one last poke before he leaves office
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Sun August 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
President offers taxpayer-funded bribes to humiliate political opponent
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Sat August 14, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A look at all the states where you don't want your children attending school
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
High school student learns actions have consequences
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
TX Governor Hat loses more cattle in court
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Fri August 13, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Virginia: Mask up for school, plague rats
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
COVID kills four teachers from one Florida school district in a single day. But sure, masks would be the real tyranny here
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Submitted headline: "AP report says White House considering vaccine passports for interstate travel." AP Report: "...the White House still has no plans to develop the infrastructure for so-called vaccine passports." Fark admin: "Bad subby"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Given that he's a self-admitted child molester this probably isn't too surprising, but TN state lawmaker who spent 55 days on a ventilator and needed a liver transplant because of Covid, calls for a special session to ban vaccine or mask mandates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eight states account for over fifty percent of all Covid hospitalizations
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Thu August 12, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Florida Man doesn't care if his constituents die
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Any other parents feeling helpless and hopeless with the school year beginning?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be outdone by Texas ISDs, the Salt Lake County board of health intends to mandate masks for K-6, in defiance of the state law passed forbidding mask mandates anywhere
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Broward County School District: We're on the side of keeping kids alive
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Tue August 10, 2021
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Judge allows San Antonio to impose school mask mandate and ignore Abbott Costello
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Ron DeathSantis has killed his margin of victory
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis threatens Floridian teachers with slavery if they tell students to wear masks
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Mon August 09, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy (D-NJ) fires back at the spreadneck knuckleheads who want to sacrifice children for politics
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Governor Abbott: No mask mandates for our schools. Dallas School District: Fark you
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Parents of disabled kids sue Governor Ron DeSantis for violating ADA with his ban on mask mandates in schools, as he "does not have the authority to threaten school districts with loss of funding if they protect their students with disabilities"
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Sat August 07, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eddie Eagle is dead
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Fri August 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge frowns on sacrificing children for lunatic political theater
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Subby had to leave home on Saturday and fly to care for one of my sisters who had two operations. In Texas. Guess which county
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Thu August 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
DeSantis operating under the presumption that no publicity is bad publicity, including the preventable deaths of thousands
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Florida's hospitals are taking steps to battle record COVID surge. Putting plague rat DeSantis into a medically-induced coma still not an approved treatment
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Mon August 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
70% of American adults have received at least one vaccine dose
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Sun August 01, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Florida Floridas it up Floridaly
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Sat July 31, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
"Parents and teachers say state leaders have stripped them of weapons against COVID-19." Surprisingly this isn't just limited to Florida
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Wed July 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
School lunch should always be free for children
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas finally shoots down something that won't be missed
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Tue July 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are cryptocurrencies for anti-vaxxers or other forms of moronic humanity? Do bears bitcoin in the woods?
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In almost all the states where Delta-variant covid is now starting to rage, governors and state legislatures have also recently severely limited the power of state and local government to issue emergency health orders to combat the virus' spread
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear MarketWatch, I am done with the suburbs. I want a small, liberal town or city with festivals, local culture, a walkable downtown and outdoor activities. Where should we move? Sick of the Suburbs. Dear Suburbs, You should move to the suburbs
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
New testing data reveals that Texas kids are turning into Texans
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
New testing data reveals that Texas kids are turning into Texans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"You're my governor, Greg Abbott. Why are you endangering my kids?"
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