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Sat August 06, 2022
(Redfin)
 
 
 
This home has the curb appeal of an outdoor racquetball court, and the coziness of that 1984 Apple Computer commercial. Bonus: It's currently on the market for $10 million
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mass shooting drills are so common that they're being mistaken for actual mass shootings
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
Hero
 
Takei is okay with sharing personal stories of how awesome Nichelle Nichols truly was
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robb Elementary School principal will not be scapegoated for the failures of the Uvalde Police
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Oklahoma parents can add confirming their child's gender to the back-to-school list.'
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Allentown, Pennsylvania teacher who insist he *only* attended the January 6th 'Stop The Steal' rally and did *not* storm the U.S. Capital afterwards, has been fired by the school district's board of directors
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Thu July 28, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vet or spouse of a vet? Congratulations, you qualify to teach the next generation of Floridaman
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Wed July 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Soon all they'll be allowed to read will be Mein Kampf, gun maintenance manuals and Cracker Barrel menus
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Uvalde Robb Elementary School principal suspended for her failures in deadly school shooting. Welp, move along folks, we got her, justice has been served, everything's wrapped up, we're all good now
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Mon July 25, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Schools in Mississippi are allowed to set their own rules and policies for guns. Considering this is a State full of MAGA-addicts, expect numerous follow-up tags in the future
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Miami school board rescinds approval of sex ed textbook because children must remain ignorant
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas town banning all Section 8 housing within its borders because of "a rise in crime", nostalgia for sundown towns
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
London Breed hates the homeless and criminals. Except her brother, he's cool and should get his sentence reduced
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One nation. One empire. One elementary school district in Georgia
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Mon July 18, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona is the #1 state for charter schools in America. They offer abysmal teacher pay, questionable student performance, and almost no regulatory oversight. But they make the people who build and operate them millions, so there's that, which is nice
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP: We've turned women into chattel and are about to deny gays the right to marriage. What should we attack next?
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Wisconsin Watch)
 
 
 
Submitted for your approval: a small Wisconsin town turns into a cauldron of paranoia and hate because a single person stood up for a child. No, this is not "The Twilight Zone"
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(Wisconsin Watch)
 
 
 
Submitted for your approval: a small Wisconsin town turns into a cauldron of paranoia and hate because a single person stood up for a child. No, this is not "The Twilight Zone"
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Fri July 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Much like being "anti-fascist", being "anti-racist" is something *everyone* should be. But in Texas, apparently it will get you fired from your job as a school principal, especially if you are a black man married to a white woman
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Much like being "anti-fascist", being "anti-racist" is something *everyone* should be. But in Texas, apparently it will get you fired from your job as a school principal, especially if you are a black man married to a white woman
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Redfin)
 
 
 
You, too, can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
They are planning on leaving the giant Dixie Cup on the roof; no word on whether they plan on leaving the graffiti that appears to say RIP GREG
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Mon July 04, 2022
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Most kids spend the time after their high school graduation ceremony taking photos and going to parties. These 6 graduates ran to the fire station, hopped on the truck, and put out a garage fire
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Teacher can't qualify for affordable housing. We're the joke
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Uvalde school district police chief can now hide from the public
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
We're starting to get a pretty good idea of exactly what sort of American the Supreme Court believes deserves to have rights. Non-deserving: Women, native Americans, immigrants, minority voters. Deserving: White men who want to pray
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Wed June 29, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sotomayor notes that the Human Rectum misrepresented basic facts in Kennedy v. Bremerton School District prayer case, slaps receipts down in her dissent
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court's hottest new trend is "Just making sh*t up"
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Mon June 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at what else the Supreme Court can fark us on this week
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Fri June 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas school district announces that students will not be allowed to wear dresses or skirts to school after the 5th grade. Burqas, baggy bodysuits, full body tents, and other clothing that conceals feminine shame presumably still acceptable
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Uvalde police chief who got paid to do nothing now officially getting paid to do nothing
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Sun June 19, 2022
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Maybe if you want to tell someone to EABOD, don't outsource to Shopify
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Wow, now THAT is a freaking loophole
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
This 5th grader disliked the lack of lettuce in his school taco, so he contacted his state rep and fixed the problem. You got 2 tacos at Taco Bell that resembled day-old vomit, ate both, spent 2 days on the toilet, and now plan to go back for more
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Wed June 15, 2022
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Ten Missouri schools closed for Second Amendment celebration
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ohio determines that the solution to gun violence in schools is more guns in schools
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Sat June 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
A Texas rabbi has distributed 5 million pairs of underwear to children in need and victims of natural disasters. Wait, there are rabbis in Texas?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde mayor proudly announces crowdfunding effort has raised $11.5 million from donors worldwide, promises it will be well-spent on MRAPs, Javelins, and PTSD counseling for the heroes of Uvalde PD
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Thu June 09, 2022
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Having spent 40% of their budget on cops who stood around and let children be murdered, Uvalde school district announces plans to hire more cops
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School District reassures parents that two teens who made kill list do not have access to any firearms, for like two years
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Thu June 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The first rule of the school mass shooting club is you don't talk about the school mass shooting club
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Always quick to respond, the Uvalde Police Department kicks CNN off school property
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ As I walked out in the streets of Laredo. As I walked out in Laredo one day. I saw a young cowboy with plans to hunt humans. Plans to hunt humans, turn them cold as clay. ♪ ♪
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Look, people. You really shouldn't be asking Abbott Elementary to do a special episode about school shootings. Wait, what's Abbott Elementary? And when did I ask it do this? That doesn't sound like me at all. Damnit, did I take Ambien last night?
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Tue May 31, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's not give the Uvalde police chief a public swearing-in for the city council seat he was elected to in early May
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Sun May 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, it's official: police inaction made the Ulvade assault worse
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Sat May 28, 2022
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Too Soon? Kid with seriously messed up sense of humor goes to school in full Scream mode. Florida tag fights Dumbass tag and wins
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
And you thought carpet in the bathroom was bad
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Thu May 26, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Before you restrict guns, why not make schools have a comprehensive security plan?" Uvalde had one since 2018. "Funding for metal detectors and physical security?" $69k in 2020. "Bigger security budget?" Doubled since 2017 to $435k. "Um... prayer?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"The Great Resignation" isn't just workers protesting workplace conditions. It's also being adopted by kids in school
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are Fark-ready headlines and then there's this headline
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Tue May 24, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
It must be running on an atomic clock [Update: 19 students, 1 teacher and 1 other adult dead. Gunman also dead.]
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Just know that God is watching you get jiggy in that rooftop hot tub
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Global warming, ready for ya
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Sat May 21, 2022
(ABC 15 News)
 
 
 
Students and parents are furious that consequences exist
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(ABC 15 News)
 
 
 
Students and parents are furious that consequences exist
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Fri May 20, 2022
(BookRiot)
 
 
 
Modern fascist party members begin the book burning
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Thu May 19, 2022
(WPTV)
 
 
 
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
You know any Smurfs looking to buy a mansion?
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Tue May 17, 2022
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Running a fake COVID testing lab is so much easier when you have political connections
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Fri May 13, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good luck trying to keep your kids off the internet, dumbasses
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good luck trying to keep your kids off the internet, dumbasses
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Off-duty police officer put his knee on the neck of a 12-year-old girl. You better believe some criminal charges are coming... to the 12-year-girl
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Wed May 11, 2022
(BookRiot)
 
 
 
Gileadho school district bans "The Handmaid's Tale" and 23 other books from its libraries
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas teacher shows anti-abortion video to sixth graders and freaks them out. Of course, she still has a job. It's not like she was teaching CRT or something
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Mon May 09, 2022
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
Voters in a New Hampshire town overturn an attempt to effectively privatize their school system
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
🎵 School's out for summer🎵 Schools out... forever?
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Sat May 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone, all and all they just need their recess time
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Thu May 05, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Middle school art teacher fired after identifying herself as pansexual, allowing students "to draw any type of flag they chose ... expressing who they are." Apparently no student drew Confederate flags
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Sulu is now Cassandra. Heed his warning, America
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Meet George Jetson
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Sat April 30, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Book-banning neo-Nazi Texas school district to teachers: Here, sign this new employment contract that implicitly forbids you from pointing out that we are book-banning neo-Nazis. Oh and nice job there, it'd be a shame if anything happened to it
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Book-banning neo-Nazi Texas school district to teachers: Here, sign this new employment contract that implicitly forbids you from pointing out that we are book-banning neo-Nazis. Oh and nice job there, it'd be a shame if anything happened to it
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The GQP lines the litterbox again
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when all the teachers quit?
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Tue April 26, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Yesterday during Supreme Court oral arguments for the court case involving coach-led school prayers after football games, it was Brett Kavanaugh who asked the best question of the day
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
The racecar bed really ties the room together
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama discovers a way to create an even worse environment for public school employees
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thanks to a high school football coach, the Supreme Court expected to affirm your first amendment right to opt out of worshipping Jesus
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Atheist Florida Man acting under Chapter 2022-21 petitions eight FL school districts to ban the Christian Bible from classrooms and libraries, citing age inappropriateness, social-emotional learning, mentions of bestiality and rape, and "wokeness"
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
In the alternate universe where Mike came out and divorced Carol, this was his post Brady Bunch bachelor pad
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In Charlottesville, they've had school principals on both sides
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Ohio school district bans children's book about being a unicorn because it promotes "gay lifestyles", however the author says it's about learning self-acceptance after he had a brain tumor
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Mon April 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Opening Windows gets rid of viruses
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