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Thu September 24, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
University students self-isolating in uni halls plead to the outside world for the important things that they need to survive the gruelling times, display 'send drink' and 'send weed' signs in their windows
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Tue September 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's plan is to install a new Supreme Court justice immediately and then litigate his way to victory
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'It's against the law to get together in large groups' - "But we're rich" - 'Well all righty then' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Michael Stipe loses his religion over the Covid policies in Athens GA. Says they will be the end of the world as we know it and that everybody will hurt. Editorial goes out to the one he loves
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Congresswomen wait 90 minutes to tour Amazon facility due to "Clean Up", Police check and Who are you?
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Algún Tipo)
 
 
 
On this day in 1810, Dolores cried out...no, that's not how it happened. Anyway, she's crying out over Zoom this year. Viva México
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Fosters)
 
 
 
Covidiots practice their Constitutional right to act like idiots
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's headline that would have made absolutely no sense 10 years ago: "An influencer who traveled to Rwanda to work with gorillas says she was locked up for 4 days after a false-positive COVID test"
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Fri September 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
At least 400,000 by January. As many as 600,000 if we reopen too quickly. So, probably 600,000
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Lather, rinse, repeat
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Thu August 27, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sturgis event now spreading to at least 8 states. Who could have seen this coming?
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Member of Trump Administration (FDA Commissioner) admits he was wrong in describing the effectiveness of the Covid Plasma treatment. He'll be fired before 5pm
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Sat August 22, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Masked Singer Australia suspended after seven test positive for Covid-19. Should have worn ... oh, nevermind
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Fri August 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Money?
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Thu August 20, 2020
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
The slamming noise a car door makes is fake
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Among other things, the SEC will not let you LEAVE the stadium without a face covering this season
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Distractify)
 
 
 
This apostrophe usage won't trigger anyone. Also something about not learning from history and the pandemic, but mostly the apostrophe thing
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Community theater group performing one of the most craptacular musicals ever made decides there's no reason to require their audience to wear masks. And mamma mia, you'll never guess what happens next
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Wed August 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
'A Smoking Gun'. Infectious Covid-19 successfully retrieved from the air
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
AMC Theaters Re-Opening plan: We keep our Overhead low and pass the expenses onto You, the Customer, in order to Maximize Profit
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Anti maskers have been around 100 years. In 1918 a health official shot one on the street
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Health care, manufacturing, food processing, and warehouse workers to teachers: STFU and GBTW ya snowflakes
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Diseases desperate grown, by desperate appliance are relieved, or not at all." Shakespeare's home to reopen for tours despite continuing pandemic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chipotle, McDonald's, Dunkin, Starbucks, and Taco Bell parent Yum Brands are hiring. Welcome to the future of employment in the US
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus across the region, an Irish pub in Spain bans Sweet Caroline
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Teacher Union president tells federal and local authorities rushing to open schools against medical advice that there's just one teeny tiny flaw in their plans: Schools need teachers and her members can and will strike if they feel unsafe
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Teachers, bus drivers, health aides, and other school workers around the country doing everything they can to fight the Trump Administration's "school death trap" that awaits them this fall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Topps printed a baseball card of Dr. Fauci's first pitch for only 24 hours. Subby plopped down his $9.99 thinking he'd get a nice return on investment in about 20-30 years. So did about 51,000 other folks
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work the rides at Disney World. The clientele we've had since reopening has been...fascinating"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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Fri July 24, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Who knew there's a "provision of the Occupational Safety and Health Act that allows workers to sue the secretary of labor for 'arbitrarily or capriciously' failing to counteract imminent dangers?" Meat packing workers near Scranton, that's who
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Store clerk to Florida Man: Sir, you have to wear a mask in this store *Florida Man shows gun to clerk*. Store clerk: Are you really going to shoot me over a mask? Florida Man: We'll just take our business elsewhere
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Re-opening schools for normal in-person instruction is so popular that a whopping 8% of the population supports it
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Mon July 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brees and Mahomes among the NFL players calling an audible on the NFL season
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Fri July 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK zoo reopens, is immediately filled with animals
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Good news Amazon warehouse workers: you can now take an extra 20 seconds to wash your hands without fear of reprisal
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Disney presents their new Russian Roulette ride, offering mask-free Covid-19 zones for guests to relax and ... cough cough ... excuse me, I don't feel so hot
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Meh. Aw, hell no. That's too bad. Good riddance. Uhmm, who now? Unpossible. Wait, they didn't already?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The happiest place on earth accused of being the most retaliatory place on earth
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
James Bond has apparently moved to the suburbs
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Wed July 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chancellor gives diners 50% off on eating out. Your survival percentages may vary
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cruise lines are experiencing a *checks notes* ROUGH PATCH You don't say
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Texas GOP votes to hold a 6,000+ in-person convention in Houston, the hotspot of the state's Coronavirus outbreak
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Join or Die"... "E pluribus unum"... "Together we stand, divided we fall"?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's McPauses its U.S. reopening McPlans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old 'n (hopefully not) busted: dental dams. New viral protective goodness: cuddle curtains (preferably that match the carpet)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 29, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar: "Yeah, about me touring during the pandemic"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you even lift lockdown, bro? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
300 teens possibly exposed to COVID-19 at Texas 'Pongfest' party
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Airlines are trading peanuts for Purell as passengers begin to take off again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How did the issue of wearing masks become our most idiotic culture war?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Guinness brewery steps up to the bar to resupply Irish pubs with fresh pints for its coronavirus reopening on Monday with thousands of kegs. Bonus: They're also 'Raising the Bar' to fund and help pubs pay for new hygiene and safety measures
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish pubs and restaurants can reopen in July, will reshutter around oh, say, August 1
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(Wired)
 
 
 
It's ridiculous to treat schools like covid hot zones - everybody knows they're much better as daycare centers
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Corona attempts a hostile takeover at Coors Field
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old tech workplace: oh yeah, goin' to campus, gettin' free lunch, backrubs, pingpong, gummy bears. New tech workplace: oh yeah, going to the hospital, getting my temp checked, waiting for my sterile elevator, filling out my contact-tracing survey
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where the hell is OSHA in all of this?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
That six feet college socially distant rule will be broken the first time someone says I got some beer in my dorm
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Begun, the mask war has
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: "Football may not happen this year." NFL: "Challenge accepted"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New survey finds that 67% of respondents expect that their work-from-home policies will become permanent
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Wed June 17, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
For those Las Vegas casino executives yearning to open up, maybe they should take a look at the ones in Arizona first
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida attempted a small pop culture event last weekend and it went exactly as you would expect. Because Florida
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Are liability waivers for employees and customers the new normal in business? And what's going to be (inevitably) buried in the legalese?
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas, including the number of NFL players with coronavirus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The $100 billion conventions industry is starting to reopen and all six attendees could not be more excited
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Disneyland sets reopening date and guidelines, refusing to discuss ongoing hostilities with Universal Studios China
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
What new movie would you wear a mask for?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Children of the Corn re-re-re-reboot has finished filming in the cornfields of Australia
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to restart MAGA rallies soon. SOON
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Mic)
 
 
 
A group of Amazon employees is suing the company for making them Prime candidates for the coronavirus
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thoughtful employers are reporting thousands of workers to the state who have refused to return to the office because of fears about contracting coronavirus ...to have their unemployment benefits revoked
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
There is a "secret plan" to reopen bars in England by June 30, though it's clearly not that great a secret now, is it
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cooper puts an end to the NC vs. GOP struggle over the GOP convention: "Planning for a scaled-down convention with fewer people, social distancing and face coverings is a necessity." Your move, children
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The UK's long, national nightmare is over as primetime soap Coronation Street is resuming filming next week
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Disney submits plans to open in July
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri recently reopened in time for Memorial Day, let's see how they're doi...oh dear
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ releases guidelines for in person graduations: Limited guests, face masks, no touching, no cap throwing, rectal temperature checks, no fart machines ... just wanted to see if you were still listening
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Looks like restaurants are getting smart about dining in
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