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Sat June 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former manager of 2 Chainz, buys 1 Whip for homeless high school senior in Houston so she could use her scholarship in Austin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That posh British commentator who was all over the royal wedding coverage? Yeah, he's actually a real estate guy named Tommy Muscatello, from upstate New York. Fuhgeddaboutit, Your Highness
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prison sliders, $600. Would you?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue has some advice on how to get your summer vagina ready. Maybe Fark is mature enough for Teen Vogue after all
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When referring to a Australian sports star named Mason Cox, you really shouldn't ask a female co-host if she 'loves the cox' while on live TV
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
29-year-old "penniless student" chosen by 55-year-old Russian oil tycoon's kids to be his new wife. Because it's the Daily Mail, I now question the existence of penniless students
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The true inspiration for The Rolling Stones' Jumpin' Jack Flash has been revealed. Ironically enough it's not a gas gas gas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♪ L'Araignée, l'Araignée / Est un être bien singulier / Dans sa toile, il attend / D'attraper les brigands / Attention / Car l'Araignée est là ♪
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm not saying its aliens but a wingless super sonic tic tac
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school: We're not playing the national anthem before the game. Crowd: Hold our beer and watch this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD wants you to look out. Here cums the Spiderman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carter Page says, being a right wing scumbag ruined my life. If only I didn't hate everyone on the planet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alan Rickman's archival papers reveal the actor had misgivings about starring in Harry Potter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who enjoyed being stung by wasps while tracking gorillas died doing what she loved
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's hear what the mom of the evicted millennial's son has to say about him. Oh, dear
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro tip: You may think you're being sly by waiting until your wife goes to the restroom before smacking your waitress's backside, but you'd be wrong
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Car thief experiences sudden unexpected exit, karma
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research reveals that when religious people try to suppress thoughts about sex they end up thinking about it even more. Oh, God ... oh, God ... OH, GOD
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The millennial that was ordered to move out of his parents' house says that's a problem because he can't afford moving boxes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this royal wedding
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum happy to be an old dad with his kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. Next kid to be named Sea Low? Veronica Lake?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are the most popular passwords of 2017. HA HA I CAN TYPE IN MY PASSWORD 1234pa$word and all you see are asterisks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert suggests that women about to face another awkward time in the bedroom apply the Sandwich Rule to get what they want from their man. Aww yeah, sandwiches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over a million Virgins in Australia are about to lose it overnight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently death camps were really bad places
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline now wants $60,000/month (up from $20,000) child support from Britney Spears. Everyone on planet Earth: Leave Britney alone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ABC takes a bite out of The Chew, and spits it out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German company Super Dickmann's lives up to its name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(Guardian)
 
Woofday
 
Meet Guy, the rescue Beagle from Kentucky who now lives in Kensington Palace. No, not Some Guy from Kentucky; that's Drew. This Guy is a dog. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Headline: Child spotted at swinger's party was actually just 'very short woman'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
No hockey tonight. How about a Canadian Lurker Memorial thread? Share your memories of him. Like a wake you don't have to dress up for. RIP CL. You will be missed
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
There's a hot new food trend out there called "bowl food." Where you eat food ... out of a bowl
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cunning Aer Lingus passenger jet photobombs the royal wedding. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A 34 million-to-one shot, doc"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
NBA player says he doesn't know who Chewbacca is because he "doesn't keep up with new stuff"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
29 million Americans had nothing better to do than watch the Royal Wedding Saturday morning
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Serena Williams apparently won beer pong at the royal wedding after-party
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Royal women not only have strange hats, but strange swimwear as well (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig voice over artist Harley Bird is making £1,000 an hour. But she might want to rephrase when she says she makes that for 'snorting and...doing some lines.'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant recently announced his engagement, so here's Elizabeth Hurley to announce that Hugh Grant is still a complete idiot
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver predicts John Bolton will be the next White House staffer to go after being contradicted by Trump, "a man who would double down on a f*cking typo"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Catch Me If You Can" conman caught again. I guess they could
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently you can con a ton of money out of the super-rich just by pretending to be the grandson of the guy who invented Bakelite. I thought it was hard to become super-rich?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In the afterglow of the Royal Wedding, Hugh Grant has finally decided to tie the knot for the first time at age 57, sets up ceremony for later this month. "This is a day none of Hugh's friends ever thought would come" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin slams the royal wedding for being the remnants of a bloody empire and force-feeding coverage to the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The best memes from the Royal Wedding
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will the Royal Wedding get skewered? Will Alec Baldwin and the rest of the celebrity Trump Administration return? Will Amy Poehler return to Update? Tina Fey hosts, Nicki Minaj is the shrieking music act. SNL season finale, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
They should have taken the Choo Choo
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
The BBC's Tweet game is on point as they mock Trump over his inauguration size compared to the Royal Wedding
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The world watches as an American actress weds a British Prince who is 6th in line for the throne. How many times will the breathless announcer say "As is tradition?" Will someone make it a spectacle? The Royal Wedding begins on BBC America at 6am ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood to play 90-year old ass, a role he was born to play
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
👨🏻🧙🧙🧙 👴🏻👑 👩 😡 👨🏻🗡 👴🏻😵👨🏻👑
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The crazy is strong in this one: half-sister to Harry's bride, irked that she wasn't invited to the wedding, will host a full formal attire reception at her FL trailer park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar rectums
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles will walk Meghan Markle down the aisle since her father got out of it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dressing up as Deadpool for the new movie sounds like fun until you get arrested for terrorism
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Only two days left to get your royal wedding sick bag for Saturday's retch fest
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon sing the Royal Wedding Song
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The real reason Meghan Markle is marrying Prince Harry: To hide away from her crazy family
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is "having a bad" day then there is "being a gringo trapped in a Venezuelan prison riot" day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto has been in the dm's of every female model from 18-25, according to Dylan Sprouse. Luckily, subby is hip so he knows dm is short for Depeche Mode, right? Dreamy melons? Delicate midrange?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tony Manero has lost all his awesome dance moves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Expert provides eight reasons you might not want to have sex other than your arm is tired
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best mom ever makes adorable lunches for her son, including Pokemon, Angry Birds, and My Little Pony
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Six films people have a tough time sitting through
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Free beer is usually a good thing. Usually
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It seems the Royal Family has finally branched when it comes to marrying crazy: Meet the Markle family
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's like looking into the eyes of Fark
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Convicted drug mule has 2 more bundles drop out of her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preparations for the royal wedding: Carriages. Check. Jewels. Check. Caviar. Check. Removing the filthy beggars from sight. Check
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna poses naked and whiplash snorkel batcave if it's all the same to you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"
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(Time)
 
 
 
A selection of souvenirs on offer to celebrate the upcoming royal wedding. Come for the commemorative condoms, stay for the swimsuits that will haunt your dreams for some time to come
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Mon May 14, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Someone is forking Windsor, England. Local officials don't know who these forkers are but when they find them they'll be forking spooned
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you notice any Pandas held aloft at the Royal Wedding it's the mascot from alumnus of Meghan Markle's Catholic School in L.A. Bonus Fark: Katy Perry still trying to kick out the nuns from same school outta their home
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump praises his mom in Mothers Day message, makes no mention of Melania
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oakland residents throw a huge barbecue and invite everyone except the woman who called cops on the black family barbecuing in the same park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump dated a Middle Eastern prince but had to dump him because his father had some ties to the 9/11 hijackers. WAIT, WHAT?
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Stevie Wonder sees it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A headline you don't see every day: Terrified tourists run for cover as robot dragon bursts into flames during Disney parade in the Magic Kingdom
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snowflake parents across Britain are changing the endings of classic fairytales when they read them to their children because they're too scary or could send youngsters the wrong message
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
From drunken kings to runaway horses, even royal weddings have their share of flubs
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An American celebrity may cause death of the Republican Party. No, not that American celebrity. And no, not that Republican Party
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen complains after mother cuts her monthly allowance from $5,000 to $1,000. Life is tough in Beverly Hills
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These 2 mice say try the new Burgers and Pizza diet. Still waiting for the Beer Bacon Cheeseburger diet but will try this in a pinch
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't take selfies with bears (disturbing video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plants talk to each other and inspire their neighbors to grow. And humans just eat and smoke them ignoring their tiny vegetable screams
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Package delivered on time, driver stole my dog. one star, would not buy again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adidas about to have a meeting about whether making Yeezys is a choice
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being punished by the Yankees on Tuesday night, Astros reliever Ken Giles took matters into his own hand, punching himself in the face on his way to the dugout after giving up the go-head home run in the top of the ninth inning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While class clowns' playful behavior may have amused their classmates in early elementary school, they plummet to the bottom of the social circle by third grade, a new study has found. Drew inconsolable
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When is it ok to decline a wedding invite? A good baseline would be when you've attended 20 in the past four years, have gone into debt and had to move back home because of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you drink an entire bottle of whiskey on a $200 bet?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian neighbors put an alarm in their backyard that goes off any time the children next door play outside. So who is in the right here?
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Royals set fashion trends for centuries. Emperor wearing no clothes unavailable for comment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
57% of the Irish who were asked if they intended to watch the Royal wedding said "go fook yerself, I'm not cuttin' into me drinkin' time watching some shiate Proddy weddin' 'tween a ponce an' his no better than she should be tart, now feck off"
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Fri March 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Conservative interpretation: "George Clooney HATES America"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Watch your mailbox, the invites to the upcoming royal wedding are in the mail
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Thu March 22, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Justin Bieber's mystery woman- Baskin Champion
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Wed March 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle to receive first wax job prior to Harry wedding
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