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Thu March 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Expanded $3,000 child tax credit could help 10 million kids in poverty. Well, if they do their homework, clean their rooms, and leave mommy and her special friend alone for a little while first
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bonds rise, markets fall on inflation expectations. Powell has this though, LOL
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Most New Yorkers would be excited to discover a whole other apartment hidden behind their bathroom mirror
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Construction in France uncovers a Roman villa dating back to 1-2 A.D
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
To help get rid of smog Chile is pushing electric taxis. Well there's certainly room for improvement here
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hotel bedroom
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I dropped my dog off at the groomers and went back to collect Sid from Ice Age
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists: That cat is socially inept, interacting with the rude guy. Cat: This guy likes me better than my roommate, probably because I am better at social interactions
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Tue March 02, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Much wow, very vroom: Dogecoin to sponsor NASCAR driver in upcoming race
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Democrats finally manage to tell a pants on fire lie from the White House press room
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man only charged with manslaughter for pointing a loaded gun at his son's head and firing it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo sort of addresses his brother Andrew's troubles; "CNN has to cover it, but I can't"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Flame thrower. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every MF in the room, accept no substitutes
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
John Travolta's Maine manor is for sale. Photoshop this tastefully appointed living room. (more choices on Zillow)
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Mon March 01, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg forgets to smoke weed before playing Madden
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Be transparent about your sex window to avoid pane
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's how important it is to open windows in classrooms to reduce the risk of COVID-19 spread when we get the kiddies back to school
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Did you go to class with someone who got COVID? Go to your room and think about what you did, eh. See you in two weeks
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You've just been released from quarantine. How are you going to celebrate?" "We're going to McDonald's"
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Sat February 27, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pandemic has caused many homeowners to venture into "Extreme D.I.Y." when it comes to their home decor and, yeah, it shows
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Fri February 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CPAC organizers find themselves in a position akin to the guy at an Anarchists' convention who is trying to make sure he gets his security deposit back
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Antarctic observatory captures high-energy neutrino, offers it room and board at no charge
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Bill Gates likes his phone to be like his laptop, bloated and slow
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Thu February 25, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
What if we build a game so big, nobody can run it?
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(Centralia Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman accused of attacking roommate with axe, knife, frying pan and broomstick claims self-defense because roommates noted how much 'prettier' she was. Col. Mustard in the study unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Seven weeks into owning my imperfect dog makes me wonder how I lived so long without a dog"
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin may have a Dance Dance Revolution room in his secret palace, but he doesn't have Fark's best known DDR player
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Shrooms are totally good for your, like, health trip too
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to survive both the Spanish Flu and COVID: eat 9 gin-soaked raisins for breakfast, every day
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tekashi Snitch9 compares himself to The Joker, presumably the Jared Leto version as they both look like bathroom stall walls one would find in the subway system in New York
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Man shot twice by AR-15 during robbery in his room at the MGM National Harbor Casino in Maryland after winning $60k playing blackjack. Survives by fleeing down 17 floor staircase while holding in his intestines. During Covid? Wow. He really IS lucky
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CPAC wants Mike Pence to come and speak and pretend that Trump didn't order his deranged mob to hang him on Capitol Hill
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Lexus launches their IS 500 F Sport Performance model with a 5 liter naturally aspirated V8 putting out 472hp and 395 lb/ft of torque mated with an aggressive 8 speed automatic transmission and a curb weight of almost 4,000 lbs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Future cities may be lit by bioluminescent trees. Your idiot neighbor no doubt will put one next to your bedroom window
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz likes to bring his male college roommate on vacation with him and his family. NTTAWTT
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
He was high on mushrooms. That has to be the only explanation behind Larry Kudlow's new theory about the Texas outages
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That one roommate you'll never forget
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Alan Rickman would've been 75 today; here he is narrating whatever suddenly dusty room you're in
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
What's the correct tag when a Florida man goes to a Kentucky hotel?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For the truly lazy...an RV with a second floor, and built-in elevator to get up there. What will they think of next?
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(Weird and)
 
 
 
Welcome to the House of Sarcasm. Like we need your support
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
College janitor finds just about what you'd expect in dorm rooms at a major party school while working over the semester breaks ...cash, gift cards, forgotten weed, vomit, and a lot of used condoms
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And all the pop nerds went squeeeee for the first new Crowded House music in 11 years
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Animatronic Pets provide companionship to seniors at retirement center, much like animatronic grandparents provide companionship to neglected kids at theme parks
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
For $650k, you too can have your own three story estate with a pond, private covered bridge, orgy bathroom, turret...wait back up a sec
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Get high on growing your own mushrooms
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Amazon is forcing employees into anti-union meetings, texting them up to 5x daily, putting messages in bathrooms, even changing traffic light patterns to harm union organizing in Alabama. Wait. Amazon controls traffic lights??
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Swim in the Starry Night Sky
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russia releases a video tour of its Doomsday War Room facility, fails to confirm if fighting is allowed inside
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
50 year$ after "The Andy Griffith $how" went off the air, the que$tion a$ to owner$hip of it$ iconic theme $ong remain$ in litigation
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Two years later the Russo brothers are still trying to explain the ending to Avengers: Endgame when Steve Rogers returned from a branch reality to the main timeline to give Sam his shield. Or vice versa
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Old ski-lift gondolas make perfect outdoor dining rooms for restaurants
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
While other burger joints were partying in their dining rooms, Checkers was studying the blade
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"We did not send [Senator Toomey] there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing... We sent him there to represent us" -- Pennsylvania GOPer. At least he's admitting "the right thing" doesn't represent them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Bucs & Chargers receiver Vincent Jackson found dead in a Tampa-area hotel room. He was only 38 years old
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Wired)
 
 
 
This never ends well. Subby's going to tie his roommates to the couch now just to save time later
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The (Off) White House, a monument to the hubris of Huey P Long, who wanted a replica of the White House so he would know where the light switches in the bathrooms were when he got to be president
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
♫ My name is NO, my number is NO, my uterus says.....oh whaddya know, it's a boy ♫
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So now that the whole planned Capitol riot thing is over there's nothing left to ...... hold up a minute. .. We're investigating that shiat. .. Hey, so are we. .. You too? .. Us, too. .. Make room
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Sun February 14, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
We know it's cold, but don't use tiki torches to warm up your house
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Real estate agent lists igloo for £250,000 that has a 'great location' on a large plot on 'North Pole Road.' Some rubes actually fall for it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Utah man stops over at relative's house, finds a lonely cougar. Surprisingly not a pornhub plot
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Offensive Coordinator Tommy Tuberville (R-iot) allegedly told Coach Trump that the defense had forced his own QB to scramble out of the pocket during rare Redneck Blitz maneuver in January 6th game
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Thu February 11, 2021
(The Hustle)
 
 
 
Turning hills into batteries
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Who's that kid in the back of the room? He's setting all his papers on fire. Where did he get that crazy smile? We all think he's really weird We never talk to him. What he sees escapes our sight. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
HBO says direct sequels to Game of Thrones may still happen. A lot of doors shall be held, my friends
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Time for a quick beer run. That's it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hey guys, you know this toothpaste I spent years gleefully squirting all over the bathroom? Can you help me get it back in the tube? If you feel like it, I mean"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Trump's defense attorney, according to the memes
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Thanks to Bridgerton, everyone thinks a four poster bed will liven up their bedroom
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(Washington Blade)
 
 
 
There's always a text, Lincoln Project grooming scandal edition
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Daily Tarheel)
 
 
 
UNC-Miami men's basketball game postponed after UNC players channel Florida Man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have a look inside a Staten Island home that has a "pink floating staircase," a "cotton ball river" and a sunken living room that leads to a paradise bar. Very Staten Island
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Guy has surgery to remove one of his AirPods from his esophagus. Bonus: The AirPod still works
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Mon February 08, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW, Charlotte faces off with Lacey over who gets to call Ric "Daddy", Drew addresses The Fella in the room after last week & he also takes on Randy (again). Plus, which Alexa will we get this show? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels recounts the worst 90 seconds of her life
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Brent oil caresses the $60 anus for the first time in over a year. Things must be serious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sons, y'all got a panty on your heads
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Miss Scarlett... in the bedroom with... a virgin Mary statue and a can of mangoes?
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Sun February 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's the day, months in the making, the current champions face the pretenders, bragging rights will be secured: Liverpool vs Citeh. Whose futbol will reign supreme? Also Spurs v. Brooms, Wolves and Foxes, Blades v. Blues. 7:00am ET on NBCSN
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Sat February 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Impotent Trump furious at McCarthy for not ousting Cheney, tries to tweet out his frustration from Angry Birds game in his bathroom at Mar-a-Lago
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(GQ)
 
 
 
At long last, Andrew Gillum's version of how he ended up passed out in vomit, in a hotel room with drugs and a sex worker
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
When in doubt, blame the drummer
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl doesn't have room in his head for Kurt Cobain
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Firefighters save the oldest pit-cooked barbecue restaurant in Butts County, Georgia. Hehe barbecue butts
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Serena Williams and her insanely incredible trophy room
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Thu February 04, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which has not had a confirmed administrator under Trump, has been on autopilot. Which, being designed by Tesla, has been driving in aimless circles, and bouncing off walls like a Roomba on crack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shiate in tiny balls
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out. He's standing far too near and how the hell did you get in here. Semi-naked in somebody else's room? I'd give my whole life to see it. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
NASA will pay you half a million dollars if you can figure out how to feed astronauts on a trip to Mars. The frozen pizza part should be easy but the beer bottles might take up too much room
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Nevada woman to Florida woman: Challenge Accepted
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloomberg says governors and mayors shouldn't be leading the Covid response. He also said something about how the teacher unions needs to suck it up and go back to the real life classroom. Guess what the QAnon Post decided to focus on
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I never thought the leopard wouldn't eat MY dog when locked in the bathroom with it
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
3D printed mushrooms could be a better quieter version of Velcro
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby has 2lbs of white button mushrooms about to go bad in a couple days. What should I do with them?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not just deficits that matter again. Apparently press room decorum matters, too. Tag is for butthurt Republican who was in a coma for the last four years
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Snobbery in my Star Trek writer's room? No wai
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Are public bathrooms safe to use, or should you stick with home court advantage?
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
From rooms full of skulls to Bernie Sanders interviewing 80s Goth kids at the mall, here's your Monday afternoon rabbithole of wonders
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl and kitten save family from burning home
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Michelle Pfeiffer says sure, she'd play Catwoman again if somebody asked. Farkers grovel and debase themselves en masse in 3...2
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lifelong Republican Party donor takes his checkbook, quits the QAnon Trump Party
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota breweries forced to dump beer due to closed taprooms and restrictive off-sale laws. Won't someone please think of the beer?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hopefully, the GOP remembers abusive, codependent relationships never end well and they dump Trump
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Home for sale with indoor ice rink. And Zamboni. And home team and visitors' locker rooms. And viewing lounge with a bar and a TV to watch basketball instead of on-ice action
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Defective Max Headroom clone Matt Gaetz holds anti-Liz Cheney rally and demands she be expelled from the GOP
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is Seinfeld
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kids attend school in a large district with a powerful teachers union. They've been remote learning all year, and I've heard it could stay that way as teachers don't want to go into the classroom even with a vaccine. How can we force them back?"
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Wed January 27, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Every brawler must wait away from the bento area until the God of Discounts puts the sticker on the bento boxes and leave to the break room before beginning to battle. To take one beforehand and to harass the God of Discounts is disrespectful
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(Laughing Squid)
 
Audio
 
Zebra finches playing a room full of electric guitars. Not as good as the eagles, but way better than a flock of seagulls
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
19 movies that were supposed to come out in 2020 and got postponed to this year. Yes, they're all there. The one you hoped for, the one you dreaded, and the one you're curious about. Difficulty: slideshow
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How difficult is life in a hotel quarantine?
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Olympia beer turns off the taps after 120 years
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Mon January 25, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
She got better
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"MAGA media looks to turn White House briefing room into a battlefield" That's cute. The "reporters" from OANN, Newsmax, and Sinclair broadcasting think they'll still have actual press credentials in a few weeks
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sedition super spreaders is not porn
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't leave meth behind in your motel room. And definitely don't threaten the motel staff in an effort to get it back
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Serbian "skin illusionist" and makeup-artist extraordinaire, Kika Milosevic shows off her crazy mad skills of disappearing her skin
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
ADT home security systems can monitor activity anywhere, from the front porch to the garage door, to your bedroom while you fark-- wait, what?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police say "This could happen anywhere" after home turns into brothel, as subby looks hopefully into his living room
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Not as much fun as pushing the button, but you may now place a bid to join a "viewing party" from nearby hotel rooms to watch Trump Plaza go down in a yuuuge explosion
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Houseplants that you can take to the bathroom. STEM tab + Sappy 👍👍👍
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Delenn joins the other Babylon 5 cast members who have gone beyond the rim
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Thu January 21, 2021
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Coyote found smoking in the boys room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens to your body when you drink black tea every day? Missing from list: the unquenchable urge to play mah jongg or Scrabble, the endless reruns of Vera and Father Brown Mysteries that seep into every room of the house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration will not have signature collection to display in White House China Room due to time, cost, fact that no one cares
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Wed January 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pro tennis players, in quarantine ahead of the Australian open, told not to feed the mice in their hotel rooms
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Several years too late, the FBI and DHS will do a threat assessment of QAnon. Wonder what changed?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
News: Woman narrowly avoids injury in her bathroom. Fark: Because a swan crashed through the window
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone wrote a bot that turns reddit arguments into "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney" courtroom scenes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five hours is probably not enough time for the White House residential crew to get Trump's TVs out of there, deep-clean the place, and get the Bidens' stuff set up. That bathroom will need 5 hours just for itself
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"A long walk down the hall to a bathroom far, far away...." The Mandalorian is a show about getting old. Get that gremlin off my lawn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Toddler pitches temper tantrum, throws food, gets sent to room without dessert. Whoops, sorry, that's supposed to be "Millionaire NBA player pitches temper tantrum, throws food, gets put on trading block"
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Mon January 18, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
If you spent a couple hours feeling the earth move on Sunday, you were either on Mount Hood in Oregon or in subby's bedroom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At this point Subby thinks Trump pulling a Bad Ronald and just staying in a few walled off rooms in the WH is the most likely outcome after 4 years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barr is trying to use anonymous sources to plant stories that HE stood up to Trump about the election, despite the fact that his every acton since becoming AG, pretty much proves he's utterly incapable or completely disinclined to take such an action
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Kid calls out mom for believing "antifa attacked the Capitol," not Trump supporters, records their exchange and puts it online
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smell now all over the walls of woman's living room after her vagina-scented candle explodes into flames. Yeah it's probably pretty ewwwy in there now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: If you don't force sleep-deprived teens to sit in tiny desks in crowded, stifling hot rooms all day, subject them to bullies and psychotic teachers and insane rules, punish creativity and reward mediocrity? For some it makes things better
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Sun January 17, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Residents of Brooklyn's "sex houses" complain about COVID killing their favorite pastime: "I'd give my left testicle to go to an orgy"
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
*puff, puff* Imagine if this Cheeto moved in space without gravity, what kind of damage it would inflict... *puff, puff*
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's "acting" President Pence to you now that Trump has retreated to the corner of his playroom for the rest of his term
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Meet a woman in a Yahoo chat room, travel to Iran to see her. What could go wrong?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon you could Zoom in a shroom room. Trippy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Random woman has a theory for who really caused Jack's death in Titanic. How come nobody ever blames the iceberg?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In news that will come as a complete shock to absolutely nobody, Lauren Boebert's (cR-Azy) mother is also a Q-ANON nutbag and it looks like she was also the "Bullhorn Lady" at the Capitol attack
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
There's no love quite like the love between a kindly woman and an ornery street hobo (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. stock futures decline on Biden spending proposal, because it's not like the money is going to billionaires or the Pentagon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you keep getting the feeling someone is poking their head around your cubicle even though you are in the living room of your house? It's not just you, working remotely from home has made us all paranoid
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Thu January 14, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"The manju on the right is said to resemble a matsutake mushroom and the cake on the left is said to resemble the fruit of the chocolate vine"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Miracle cat survives 11 days in the ceiling at LaGuardia Airport in NYC by watching you masturbate in the men's room
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook proves yet again, that while they are spectacularly good at targeted advertising, they are absolutely horrible at reading the room
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: Gov't paid $3000/month for a toilet because Princess Ivanka wouldn't allow Secret Service to use one of her five bathrooms
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Petco goes public, dunking on Pets.com and a room full of crickets
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Man injects magic mushrooms into his veins. Then the transformation began
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Wed January 13, 2021
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Airbnb cancels all reservations in the D.C. area next week, and blocks new reservations from being made. As there's only a few $200+ a night hotel rooms left in the city, it's unclear where those who want to come get their insurrection on will sleep
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Armed man holds up a dog shelter, demands to see where all the cats are. Difficulty: Not Florida, Britain somehow (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris doesn't attend treasonous riots; they attend him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Second Democratic official tests positive for Covid-19 after being sheltered with Republicans who cruelly refused to wear masks during the siege
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Beer cave from 1800s found below community garden in St. Louis. "The cave also once home to a mushroom farm, wine grotto, and a community gathering spot"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Again? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Bolton urges Republicans to "purge the taint of Trumpism," which they've kinda been doing for the last four years
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
To mark Human Trafficking Awareness Day, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office arrest 71 for human trafficking. Super Bowl LV being held in Tampa had nothing to do with it
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
'Deapool 3' to be X-rated and an official part of the MCU. "Boooooobies"
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in Texas
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago schoolchildren set to return to classrooms on Monday. Chicago schoolteachers? Well... that remains to be seen
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
4) Go fart in another room
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Subby is running out of room on his GFY list for this week
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A lawyer for one of Trump's lawsuits - the one who irked a judge by saying there were "a nonzero number of people in the room" watching the count - is asking to not be on the case anymore because his services have been used "to perpetrate a crime"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"He claims he was just looking for a bathroom inside the Capitol building"
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
First they made fake chicken, then fake beef, but is the world ready for fake decapod crustaceans
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Tue January 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctors: she's dead. Also Doctors: well, this is slightly embarrassing
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Mon January 04, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
"How do you feel? Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Leaving Las Vegas. Bonus: Name a hangover movie that isn't The Hangover
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"When my husband and I met six years ago, I made it clear i did not abide messiness. Now, we've had a child during a pandemic and we're sleeping in separate rooms because he's become a slovenly nightmare. How can I get him to respect cleanliness?"
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Mick Foley test positive for COVID-19. Hopefully, he won't be visited by the Undertaker
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today in "I can't believe it's English": "Bikie brothers, 26 and 31, come to blows in wild punch up in the pokie room of a pub over their final $10"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well whattaya know...the roomba ranchers with the most pasture land also just happen to be a big voice in the anti $2000 stimulus check lobby
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Thu December 31, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Daughter finds out her parents were doing the naughty after finding steam marks on their hotel window, leaves her having seen what cannot be unseen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctor drives three hours to get Covid-19 vaccine to rural Michigan hospital
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Wed December 30, 2020
(WQOW Eau Pair)
 
 
 
Not OK, Bloomer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victims of racism should take Ecstasy or magic mushrooms to reduce the trauma of their experience, says study from the Are You Farking Serious Academy
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man pretends to be cop, sexually batters man he met on dating site while armed with knife. And that's pretty much the year in review, ladies and gentlemen. See ya in 2021
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia jurist retiring after 40 years on the bench. In 1981, he had a Confederate Battle flag removed from his courtroom and got a stack of hate mail. This year, he ordered a Confederate memorial removed and got one phone call
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
We should be able to get rid of waiting rooms
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not a suggestion, but if you were thinking of leaving the country anyway, it's a seller's market
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the courtroom, the mighty courtroom the writers fight tonight, Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
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Mon December 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some COVID-19 survivors claim virus has wreaked havoc on their sense of smell, leaving them smelling "disgusting" odors such as fish, burnt toast and your Mom's bedroom
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Super Bowl LVI has been pushed back one week because the NFL wants their 17-game schedule
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
DEAR DEIDRE, I was horrified after my wife started kissing my best mate's wife in front of me. When her breast came out I left the room. Subby fails to see the problem
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Fri December 25, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas. Here's five minutes of a mushroom playing a modular synthesizer. Seems like a fun guy to me, but I dunno
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Having a Christmas get together with your plagued family? Here's how fresh air whisks away Covid particles in a dining room during dinner if you open the windows
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Female pro gamer's toddler daughter wanders into room and interacts with live feed while she makes a quick kitchen run. Twitch: That's a bannin'
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"Hey Santa, got 'shrooms?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If not for his music career getting in the way, Weird Al could have been a courtroom sketch artist
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Wed December 23, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: it's possible Jesus wasn't born in a stable, under a miraculous star, or in Bethlehem. That bit about three kings showing up outta nowhere with lavish gifts for some random infant, though? Totally legit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Parents' Christmas prank divides the internet after playing a cruel, but still funny PlayStation 5 troll on their sons
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eddie Izzard would like to enlighten you about the pronouns she prefers to use
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Stanford Art Review)
 
 
 
Lord Refa's asteroids are killing tens of billions on the Narn home world. Can Capt. John Sheridan stop him? "The Expanse" 5th season, episode 4, "Gaugamela" is streaming now on Amazon Prime
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a whiz with computers and whatnot, so when I started having an affair with an old friend and got an email with a link to our guest bedroom and hear my affair in the background, I knew my husband was on to my affair. What do I do?"
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Mon December 21, 2020
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Go back to eating paste, Eric Trump, and let the big boys in the room do the talking
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
28-year-old man told by parents to turn off video he was watching so they could go to bed. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Humbug Day. But if you keep Christmas out of your heart all year long, every day can be Humbug Day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Statue of Robert E Lee removed from US Capitol building overnight
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Sun December 20, 2020
(ELLE)
 
 
 
The journalist who blew up her life for Martin Shkreli: "A realization hit her. In the visitors' room, 'I told Martin I loved him. And he told me he loved me, too.' She asked if she could kiss him, and he said yes. The room smelled of chicken wings"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone." - Blaise Pascal, 1654
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the Trump presidency coming to a close, Americans are starting to put Trump in historical perspective...and the conclusions they land on are all over the mat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
92 years ago today, a pet monkey burns its owner's house to the ground, firefighters responding to the blaze find it sitting in the living room trying to turn on the radio
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Muslim can't go home for the holidays, so he describes celebrating Christmas with his roommates
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman's body found inside suitcase in a hostel. Eli Roth's sequels are getting out of hand
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
The season finale of "The Mandalorian" has a post-credits scene that is an announcement for yet another new "Star Wars" spinoff that was not included in last week's announcements. Who do they think they are? Marvel. Oh right. (Major farking spoilers)
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Control tower: you aren't clear to take off. Russian pilots: Hold our vodak
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Subby read this because he has 31 minutes before the next appoin-- wait, what? It's ALREADY 12:15? Where...oh shiat...ok, still gotta stop for gas...look, no one will notice. Ok I was doing necessary research. Oh now I need to go to the bathroom
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern bedroom scene
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New documentary about people who think they're living in a simulation. That would explain 2020 and Trump. Some insane dystopic future. That Philip K. Dick is crazy
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Wed December 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
These python-sniffing dogs are dedicated to their jobs, don't care about either badgers or mushrooms
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Every word of this is worse than the one before it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo opens diplomatic relations with Livingroomistan after being exposed to COVID, plans on ten days of intense Netflix binging, scouring Indeed for next gig
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(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
If the rona won't stop your idiot relatives from trying to visit, maybe the prospect of awakening the guest bedroom's dormant bedbugs will
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Tue December 15, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man learns a paneful lesson while turning his life around but when one window closes, another opens
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some mothers would just yell at their 10-year-old daughter when she leaves her dirty sock lying on the bathroom floor. Then there's this mom. Warning: Awesomeness ahead
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Mon December 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"My dog ate my homework...and I have video to prove it"
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(YouTube)
 
VideoEdit
 
Do we still do video edits? Trevor Noah says a fart works in all the best courtroom dramas. Your challenge FARKers: add a Rudy to your favorite courtroom scene
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Ok, who tried a human sacrifice to exorcise 2020?
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The season finale of the Formula 1 season. Verstappen has pole with Bottas along side with Hamilton and Norris in row 2. Third place in the constructors championship is still in doubt. This is your Formula 1 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix at 8 AM ET on ESPN2
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Think the roommate who always drinks your last beer is annoying? At least he didn't try to strangle you with a bike lock
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sounds like he is in his bedroom sulking while listening to The Smiths
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
House for sale on England's steepest street revalued after Banksy uses it as a canvas. By a few million pounds
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Student asks substitute teacher if he can use the bathroom. Then things get Florida tag worthy
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Doting husband, who obviously wants to keep his wife drunk all the time, knocks out a fully stocked bar with sink and fridge inside a wardrobe after not being able to afford a fancy bar
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Thu December 10, 2020
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones and the Mystery of Why Subby Chose the Caturday Tag Just For Laughs
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
First-known fifth century mosaic found in Gloucestershire villa in Britain
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Apparently San Diego' strip clubs are still open during the pandemic. Destiny and Corona will meet you in the champagne room
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Rhode Island Covid-19 infection rate leads the country... guess that "legal sex in the champagne room" loophole works out both ways
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Farking mushrooms -- how do they work?
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Subby was surprised this wasn't the room where they keep all of the Vikings Super Bowl memorabilia
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Mon December 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How serious are the Taiwanese authorities about quarantine? Fark around and find out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Supreme Court declines to hear a challenge to an Oregon school district's policy of allowing students to use a bathroom that conforms to their gender identity, hoping they'll get a break from this kind of stupid shiat for a few years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mastercard investigates Pornhub for allegations of child abuse" So major corporations are now law enforcement agencies? Man, this viral marketing for Cyberpunk 2077 is getting out of hand
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Charlie Brown may be a blockhead but at least his holiday special helped end the nightmare that was the aluminum Christmas tree. A pictorial of merry mid-century mayhem
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Sat December 05, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"As a Black man in the South, I know when pickup trucks start pulling up and honking their horns, it's time to go"
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Pet owners with animals who will not let them close the bathroom door get Uncle Joe's "Dog In The Bathroom Story"
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Fri December 04, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
I guess "the wind of God" didn't reach San Bernardino, "cause and effect" did however. Womp Womp
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Move over ceiling cat. Introducing ceiling wife
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"Bingo jet had a light on." (Jet Airliner), "There's a bathroom on the right." (Bad Moon Rising), "I was caught in the middle of a rhino attack." (Thunderstruck). Lets lighten the mood today; what are your favorite misheard song lyrics?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good time Charlie doggo gets caught by his owners playing the piano and howling along to his good time music
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
102-year-old woman has now lived through Spanish Flu, survived cancer and beaten Covid TWICE, is probably immortal
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skype a Scientist is bringing big names into little classrooms across the flat earth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mushrooms could solve all of our problems, badgers and snakes not so much
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Wed December 02, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum in hysterics after hearing a strange moaning coming from her kids' room, goes in to find Frozen Elsa doll 'orgasming' due to X-rated malfunction. Probably jealous too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pier 1's owner buys bankrupt Stein Mart and will relaunch next year, saying there's plenty more room for sucky bankrupt brands to fail in this market
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Jim, the board room security camera AI has determined you were smiling insincerely. And Janet, it's been determined that you blinked with too much anxiety. This unacceptable, and we're going to have to let you go"
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
"I RGB'd my toilet, and you should too"
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After the Georgia Secretary of State has repeatedly said it's illegal, a Republican attorney is under investigation after announcing he is going to move to Georgia to vote in the runoff January 5th
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Helen Hunt won't share a room with a dead guy. Robert Pattinson won't give a handy to a dog. Michelle Pfeiffer doesn't want birds crapping on her tongue. Man, these actors are such divas
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Posh hotel creates "Buddy the Elf" themed room for overnight stays
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Alleged cause of death of David Prowse was from Covid 19 symptoms
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist unveils classroom of the future. A system of tubes will supply disinfected air to pupils and pump out evil air, and as long as everyone wears special facemasks attached to the system, all is well
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Mon November 30, 2020
(West Side Rag)
 
 
 
Barack Obama's old rent-controlled apartment near Columbia University is now on the market for $1.45 million. Probably will still have smells of his Brut spray deodorant, cheap upper Manhattan weed if you're lucky
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We know it's not Caturday, but some stories are too sweet to wait
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Former college student pleads guilty in heavy metal poisoning of roommate. Off to cell block E, jail cell 5
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Rogue Irish sushi 'chef' caught making sushi from his bedroom says there are many bulls*** chefs in Ireland. Himself not included of course
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chipotle is testing smoked brisket at 64 restaurants, infinitely more restrooms
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Some pet-proof Christmas tree ideas for your dog, cat - or fox?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Disco lives forever in this groovy Michigan time capsule house, could be the ultimate boss level for "The Floor Is Lava"
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Sat November 28, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple's renovation project turns into a creepy history lesson after finding secret 'medieval witchcraft pouch' loaded with shoes, skulls and a half-eaten hat underneath their bricked-up stairs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hideous living room
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Australian man has the most Australian roommate ever
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Badger rescued from garage. Snake and mushroom still in captivity
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(Some Infected Mushroom)
 
 
 
Hipster singularity is imminent as amateur genetic engineers investgate the feasibility of implanting genes from magic mushrooms into yeast in order to metabolize tryptophan into psilocybin and produce psychedelic kombucha
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Thu November 26, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1922, Howard Carter and Lord Carnarvon entered the tomb of Tutankhamen and found no mummified dogs, sparking fear among superstitious people with bad hearing when Carter wondered aloud about the missing Curs of King Tut
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Wed November 25, 2020
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt on movie nights with David Fincher: "He'll be muttering the whole time: 'That shot works. That's a bad handoff. Why would you go to the insert of the glove there? Stabilize' It's like watching a football game with Bill Belichick"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
How the founder of a company that makes vegan jerky from mushrooms went from having the negative bank account balance he deserves to receiving a 6-figure investment from some dumbass
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I just want to use the bathroom alone but my kids won't let me. How can I have some me time when it's pee time?"
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republicans in PA, AZ, and Michigan to hold hearings into the legality of the 2020 election votes. The first hearing will be in a Wyndham hotel conference room in Gettysburg. And the GOP committee has no power to do anything
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to tell if your airline seat, hotel room or rental car is clean. Cliff notes version: They're not
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Dogs on shrooms - literally
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Sat November 21, 2020
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Ricky Schroder helped bail Kyle Rittenhouse out of jail, presumably so they could ride that train in his living room together
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Fri November 20, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, the Plaza Singapura has a public restroom. Just cross this elaborately improvised barrier made of mops, brooms, brushes and two yellow No Entry signs, and you're in, dude
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guiliani's son tests positive for Covid-19. Guess what small, tightly-packed room he was standing in yesterday while his father sweated profusely
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
250-year-old UK paper mill avoids doom, is zooming to warm rooms with shrooms very soon
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Thu November 19, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists create diamonds in minutes for the first time at room temperature. Your SO now wants a lab with a diamond anvil for Christmas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My roommate is a nudist; it's making me uncomfortable and I'm feeling oppressed by the nudity. What can I do to stop it?"
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Wed November 18, 2020
(BestLife)
 
 
 
Just because there hasn't been enough dust in your room today
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Concept for new £450m mega-yacht that resembles a shark, comes complete with room for three helicopters and has its own 'port.' A perfect addition for Dr. Evil and his many liars once fitted with a laser on top
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Tree stumps carved to look like mushrooms removed from park after complaints from offended busybodies that they looked like penises. Regular mushrooms that look like penises still safe for now (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Farewell Mr. O'Brien. 28 years of late nights in the transporter room must have been monotonous
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Mon November 16, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Trial in France for extremist foiled by 3 Americans on train." See, this is why the rest of the world has trials in courtrooms, France
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(Axios)
 
 
 
President Trump plans last-minute China crackdown for its labor practices and commie ways, wants to leave Biden Administration with big platter of poo poo in WH bathroom
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these broom riders
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Sun November 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying groom
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
I know my kid's room is a disaster but... BAM!
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
In introducing the new Sixers' uniforms, the marketing director managed to insult the team's fans, the city, and most importantly, hockey. Gritty unavailable for comment, although the sound of blade sharpening was heard from his dressing room
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Wed November 11, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If you've always wished to be able to relieve yourself at the John Waters restroom, now's your chance
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Tue November 10, 2020
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Eta now dancing around in the Gulf of Mexico like a hippie chick shrooming in a field at a Widespread Panic concert
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Deny a drunk stranger's request to use your bathroom? That's death threats and racial slurs
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Hamilton owned slaves. Here comes the research, from the room where it happened
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Asia Times)
 
 
 
There is a growing body of evidence that says the big bang didn't actually happen outside your mom's bedroom
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember that brand new Belarusian nuclear plant? Something already happened and it rhymes with "room"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The children who were in the classroom on 9/11 with George W. Bush tell all they remember about that day
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Fri November 06, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fresh Hell Friday after Election Day and we're still waiting for an answer. Come hang out in our virtual living room for the MSNBC primetime thread at 7 PM Eastern
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What is next for President-elect Joe Biden once the poo dust is settled. Besides declaring that the White House bathroom needs to be declared a superfund site
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"It was a victory celebration without a victory. Empty wine glasses littered a table in the East Room of the White House. Pizza boxes and cans of White Claw hard seltzer abounded elsewhere in the complex"
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