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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fiery bloke's romantic wedding proposal falls flat when he burns down his flat, but the burning love of his life still says yes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Witner is trying a bizarre, previously unheard-of approach to governing where she listens to experts, takes their advice, and does what she can to to keep her citizens safe and doesn't seem to care about the political consequences
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I only date men twice my age, and I'm fairly certain I know why"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe we should pay stay-at-home parents for taking care of their children
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Sat August 01, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Bakery worker fired after 44 years of service ... for breaching shop's Covid-19 rules ... after accepting cash to help elderly customers
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My grandma is mad at me because I won't take her to her salon for a haircut because of the pandemic"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coronavirus anarchy in the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Editor of The Lancet is interviewed by the Washington Post and has no farks to give
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Tue July 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Revel in the ineptness of Revel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Rage unmasked: How a piece of cloth has America going mad" JFCOAPS, its a bit of cloth, not an Alien facehugger. Wear a goddamn mask
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Miami police setting up "mask traps". Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have tried everything else"
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Ranking the deaths of the heroes of the Star Wars movies. List is missing Jek Porkins, Luke's stylish Force-caused heart attack should be higher and the second to worst should be the crappiest and most shameful
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight asks women politicians about their experiences with sexism. Obvious: Even the Republican women have to suffer grief from male chauvinist pigs
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Theocrats unhappy that Justice Roberts does the bidding of big business instead of worshiping Republican Jesus
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call the Barenaked Ladies because the BBC has one week left to save itself (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 22, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Guess the story based on these clues: Man / Woman / Sex / Bush / Spanking
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Well, there is one positive to come out of this pandemic mess: the Indy 500 will not be blacked out in Indianapolis this year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SF Giants manager says 'nothing more patriotic than peaceful protests' regarding kneeling players
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Tue July 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Private pandemic proms: Footloose and fancy-free fetes or fatal fark-ups?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Spain does the right thing
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"One senses in Donald Trump no joy, no delight, no laughter. All the emotions that drive him are negative ones. There is something repugnant about Trump, yes, but there is also something quite sad about the man. He is a damaged soul"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
According to Nuremberg prosecutor, Trump's goosestepping down the wrong path. And he didzi this Nazi coming
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Australian journalist: We are watching the collapse of America in real time. Let's not be like them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My school district is offering either at-home or modified at-home learning; my 2nd and 3rd grader want to do remote learning. My 3rd grader is afraid of the virus; my 2nd grader is more free range and spirited. Should I let them decide?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Six times The Price is Right gave itself the losing horn
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Some Foodie)
 
 
 
Eating inside restaurants is why Orange County and much of the rest of California had to close again
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop will require both remaining customers to wear facemasks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA players are already biatching about the snitch line in Orlando. Rudy Gobert wishes the guys could trust each other to behave safely during this pandemic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Think of the Night King and Arya Stark"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple caught having sex in bush gets it on their bare sides by wannabe mother superior with a plank of wood (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"What the sh*t, Archer?"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFLPA seeks opt-out clauses for at-risk players to receive salary if they decide not to play. High-risk individuals may include those with sleep apnea, hypertension, diabetes, or who are African American
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police urge people in isolation to 'put some clothes on' when answering door
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Oontz-Oontz-Oontz-Crickets. Detroit's techno festival cancelled due to Covid-19
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Doctors advise everyone not to listen to Chuck Woolery, whose sole experience with viruses was hosting Love Connection
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So wait. You're telling me that some MRA lawyer guy who did stuff like sue battered women's shelters to force them to accept men got himself shot dead over the weekend? Imagine that. No one could have possibly seen that coming
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm homeschooling my kids, since I have an education degree. My 12-year-old stepdaughter has moved in full time as everyone agrees the pandemic will not be over by August. Her mom wants me to teach her own stepdaughters; do I have to do this?"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
🎵Come to Old Trafford. Don't let it wait. Just with nobody lined up at the gates. Would you hope to laugh with the Devils or cry with the Saints? In Manchester, it's much more fun. And only the EPL has one🎵 Kickoff is at 3:00 pm ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
At least two players, Yankees' Clint Frazier and Astros' Aledmys Diaz, intend to wear masks during games
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Even Wall Streeters are rooting for Biden, higher taxes and increased regulation be damned
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"On this weekend in 1991." Check. Popular with white college kids then. Check. Nothing going on in their universe in 2020. Check. So you know what publication is down with it and wrote it
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"May we suggest opening with a nice stiff drink or two?"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Rehoboth Beach commissioners have backtracked on their mask requirement citing backlash from the local chamber of commerce who is demanding that vacationers die for their economy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
They will become the Edmonton Esquilax
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Major Dumb to COVID control
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scrabble tournaments are beginning to ban racial and ethnic slurs. Which until now, were apparently quite legal. What a bunch of kwyjibos
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(Salon)
 
 
 
White America is experiencing PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder
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Tue July 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And the award for "heartwarming story of airline doing the right thing" goes to ... Spirit?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kurdistan female landmine clearance teams got so much clit they don't need no balls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's not just liberal whiteskins that are upset
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Children need to be educated about racism
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
If you need a dose of rich, white entitlement, Bryson DeChambeau to the rescue
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Sun July 05, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
People of Prescott, Arizona: Let's all go to the rodeo and lasso us up some Covid-19
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Sat July 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians considering name change to be less offensive. So get your tickets now for the Ohio Indians
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The first NASCAR driver to report positive for COVID-19 is Jimmie Johnson. The Nasfark Idol is out of control, people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's a shiatty time in a shiatty year that may get worse before it ends. So here are 20 quotes from Captain America to help bring out your inner hero
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
After 53 years of marriage, a Texas couple does their best to save the economy while holding hands
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not news: County commissioners designate Juneteenth as a holiday. News: And stops recognizing Columbus Day as a holiday. Fark: Franklin County Ohio, where Columbus Ohio is located
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Finally, a Karen doing the right thing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of Princeton dropping Woodrow Wilson's name from campus, NJ Governor announces that he too is woke to anti-racism, and is doing his part by no longer using Wilson's old desk
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Public Enemy, Nas, and Questlove all Fight the Power at the BET Awards
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
To tide you over until the Williams-Sonoma Christmas catalog comes out, here's Drew Magary's "The Hater's Guide to 'Gone with the Wind'"
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stop white actors from playing non-white characters? Simpsons did it
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Focusing on core SKUs" is manufacturer-speak for "Yes, we are killing your favorite flavors and blaming the virus"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, he was only pretending
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson's new film is pro-police, pro-police-brutality, pro-racist, and utterly devoid of decency
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Catholic Church fires lesbian music director for marrying a woman, showing how they still care way too much about what kind of organs are being played
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(Port City Daily)
 
 
 
"Veteran police officers fired for recorded conversations." Well, how bad can it-- HOLY SH*T
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish pubs and restaurants can reopen in July, will reshutter around oh, say, August 1
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Pro softball team manager tweets to Trump: "Pro Fastpitch being played live ... Everyone standing for the FLAG!" All 18 team members: We're out
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The wheels on the MAGA bus are coming off
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC 24 Memphis)
 
 
 
Fine, I didn't want to get all dressed up anyway
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Harvard Law student upset over tuition prices and fees remaining the same despite classes moving to remote learning shows he paid attention in his contracts and torts classes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Museum of the Bible promises to do better in the future at honoring that whole "Thou Shalt Not Steal" thingie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So put up five more. Man, subby really needs his own advice column
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There is nothing we can do to stop Covid, it's all up to you - Florida government to public
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Tesla figures out yet another way to increase sales
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The pron industry has something of a mess on its hands
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Fri June 19, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Hi, Jack", 2020 edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney: "Portions of John Bolton's book are 'factually false' and 'classified." Reporter: "How so?" Mick Mulvaney: "Um, errrrrrr, um OBAMAGATE, BENGHAZI, EMAILS"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Every time Trump says something outrageous, he's distracting you from something even more outrageous
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Keep in mind the source for all this is a Cap'n Crunch look-alike who refused to testify when it could have mattered, but, Bolton claims Trump enthusiastically endorsed China's plans to build concentration camps to house millions of Uighur Muslims
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Late night TV jumps on the War Walrus: "John Bolton knew it was wrong to stand idly by and accept the president repeatedly obstructing justice. He knew that the right thing was to stand idly by and wait on that book deal"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Today's tortured novelist forced to give up his blog and get rich writing food articles that are actually movie reviews posing as cultural criticism and yes Brooklyn is mentioned goes to The Washington Post
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell encourages teams to sign quarterback Colin Kaepernick because it is right thing to do after doing nothing beforehand
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The virus may have knocked the Minnesota State Fair out for this year, but it's still no match for Pronto Pups, cheese on a stick, cheese curd tacos, and Sara's Tipsy Pies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Reporter Newspapers)
 
 
 
Lake Forest Dr. vs Lake Forrest Dr.
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Brilliant' Brooklyn resident thinks he found a clever bit of marketing by describing himself as an "IMMUNE HOST" on his Airbnb listing for a "Williamsburg Penthouse Guestroom." Airbnb disagrees and calls him out for being a putz
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: Nobody is wearing masks or social distancing, including me. Why are people angry at me for pointing this out?
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney, a man who has to tell the truth because of his religious beliefs says Donald Trump will win reelection in 2020
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is pregnant and moved back with her parents. I work an essential job with incredibly long hours. I barely sleep. I've asked people not to text or call me; she ignores this. I told her she was lazy while I worked. How can I stop her?"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Amount sent: $133. Transaction fee: $2.5 million
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Microsoft stock soars on prospects of widespread chip implantation
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Southern university freezes tuition for first time in over a decade. Hell expected to be next
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Georgia is one of four states in the US without hate crime laws, and that must change
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear does the right thing, announces plans to provide 100% health coverage to the states black residents because of inequalities in health care coverage
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Drew Brees's wife admits she's a problem
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Sat June 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man finds $850,000 worth of cocaine in a car he just bought at auction and does the right thing, no really
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jughead scores street cred
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man who regularly trains police on non-violent de-escalation repaid for his efforts by being shot in the groin with a rubber bullet for daring to try to get the police to de-escalate in public
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's considered "well off" vs "Rich" these days? At what point do you have F You money?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell apologizes to Colin Kaepernick...sort of
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Quibi cutting execs' salaries, will be circling the drain soon enough
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pentagon is becoming increasingly uncomfortable with Trump's orders. "It just doesn't seem right"
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Just like when I need help with my phone, when Detroit needed a peaceful response during protest, rely on a 16 year old
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Popcorn Co. Owner takes back post. Former Owner takes back Detroit Popcorn Co
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My new coworker started during the pandemic; we have yet to meet face to face. But, she and I had a disagreement, which she said was because I was a Taurus. She blames everything on the zodiac. It's nonsense, but I worry she's a cancer. What do?"
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
When is destroying a police precinct reasonable?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google: *looks around* "Yeah, maybe with the world falling apart right now we shouldn't be trying to celebrate Android 11"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Plague and his cronies have forced a website to remove a cartoon truthfully ridiculing the president. Looks like that executive order against twitter might have some merit and screw the first amendment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A Slatesplanation of why police responses to the anti-lockdown and George Floyd have been so very opposite from each other. Almost like, I dunno, they're hot and cold? No, maybe wet and dry? Dang, there's gotta be some opposite imagery that fits here
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Never even winning your own division, let alone your own conference, let alone being in the playoffs, let alone being in the title game, means you're "About as close as you can possibly be" to winning a national title
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump doesn't want you to see this cartoon mocking him, so of course I had to submit it
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Wed May 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walkers found after 19 days in NZ wilderness. Michonne Hawthorne seen putting an edge on her katana
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon destroys Twitter for hiding behind profit and the First Amendment and fact-checking Trump instead of banning him
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Tue May 26, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Thieves break into concession stand at Arkansas sports complex, use it as personal kitchen
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Billionaires sounding the alarm on inequality
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist and "performance artist" wears a bikini made from face masks outside a Trader Joe's to protest social distancing. Warning: nothing in the actual article makes any more sense than this Fark tagline (NSFW)
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Sun May 24, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Things you can get at drive-throughs: lattes, hamburgers, fries, chemo, chicken sandwi- wait, what?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people who still have faith in Washington?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So much for hero pay for heroes
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Last Down, First Up: NASA astronaut Col. Doug Hurley, who piloted the final shuttle mission on Atlantis, will be on the inaugural SpaceX Crew Dragon flight
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother-in-law and his girlfriend spent the holidays with us; when they had sex, it was loud like howler monkeys. My 4 year-old's room is next to the guest room. The issue didn't get better; they want to stay again. Can I say no sex? Gag them?"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"They came back to Caroline, and found out they'd been riding around with almost a million dollars in the truck"
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The pandemic isn't all bad: Nickleback just cancelled their entire 2020 tour
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's a trap
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost like giving $3 trillion to big business and expecting them to take care of workers while saving the economy isn't working out
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Sat May 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, not this shiat again
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mom?
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(Cord Cutter Carl)
 
 
 
No live sports on TV since pandemic started, but many of you are still paying billions for them. Why aren't folks with cable or satellite getting refunds?
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Needing a companion for lunch? Ben and Willard and friends are available and looking
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
To more adequately reflect his legacy, they're changing it to "I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night" Academy
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The Man is about to become The Mom
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"There will be no quarter. There will be indictments, perp walks, convictions, long prison terms, asset forfeiture. And we will enact new laws to safeguard the republic, and make sure nothing like this ever happens again"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World's second-largest ticket seller goes full-Ticketmaster, holds back service fees from virus-canceled events. You never go full-Ticketmaster
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Colorado diner that defied the state's public health order on Mother's Day has been ordered to close until further notice
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Real estate CEO made $1.6 million in the stock market in 8 days then gave the money to his employees. Spiffy tag short-sells Unlikely tag
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well, delirium has set in now
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
"I built shelving in our church's thrift store as my Eagle Scout project. What did you do for yours?" "I sunk a shrimp boat"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Teen makes the right move in Albuquerque
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans have apparently decided that pretending that Trump's Coronavirus response HASN'T been an unmitigated disaster is their best hope for retaining a Senate majority...Good luck with THAT, fellas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"A friend of mine is a nurse who treats patients with COVID-19. She was irate about the lack of PPE, until a guy she was interested in dating invited her over to his house. He has shared custody of his kids; his ex doesn't know of the risk. What do?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Inspired by Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield now wants to return to the ring. No word on if Mike Tyson would ear-itate him again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell Insists on screwing sick workers by protecting businesses from liability for them getting sick. Unsurprisingly, people have a problem with this
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Wed May 06, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Whackadoodle Wednesday. Time to let off some pressure from yesterday's tacos and get together in a well ventilated room for the MSNBC Primetime Discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Tue May 05, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's the Taco Tuesday edition of the MSNBC Primetime discussion. Happy Cinco de Mayo, y'all Gather 'round with your tacos at 8 PM Eastern
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Mon May 04, 2020
(American Consequences)
 
 
 
PJ O'Rourke is editing some weird magazine for Covid-19 truthers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The kooked-up Marianne Williamson zombie presidential campaign is still pushing forward, screwing over vendors "with love" along its kooked-up way
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Time for Monday Madness. Let's all take a deep breath, relax and discuss the happenings of the day during the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eatern
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Pence personifies Winston Churchill's famous quote about Americans. "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." Now apologizes for not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic. "I should have"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus blah blah blah ....... Coronavirus blah blah blah .. What's this, the US is actually launching real live astronauts into space in 2 week for the first time since 2011??? Who knew?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican governor following the science and doing the right thing? Can't have that
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Obama set up a pandemic response team. 67,248 confirmed COVID-19 kills later, this is how Trump took it down
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks has been telling people to Stand Back for years, so she was ready for this pandemic
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neverending criticism by Trump and by ReOpen protestors has sunk IL Gov. Pritzker's approval rating to 69%, while a sensational 14% disapprove
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fresh Baby Friday. Today we welcome the offspring of one of our own. Let's raise a glass and toast the new family in the MSNBC Primetime discussion thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's give this company all the money to create a vaccine because companies who've never brought a product to market are the ones we should be counting on
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(The Register)
 
 
 
.ORG won't be a victim of .COM according to the MCP at ICANN. End of line
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The following is a complete list of states whose residents give President Trump better marks for handling the pandemic than their governors: [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Derek has to wait a year. Is the stage big enough for Jeter and Schilling?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Paul LePage is tired of letting Gov. Janet Mill borrow his state, will take it back. "LePage denounced the 'authoritarian' Mills as 'insane' for listening to medical experts"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Trump, having gone 30 minutes without saying something stupid, urges states to consider opening schools before summer
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House considering legal immunity for businesses who get their workers and customers infected with coronavirus
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is undercounting and overpromising again. He's telling everyone US will only see 60,000 deaths, but we'll hit that figure in a week, and the infection is still spreading unchecked. And that's just the first wave
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Donna Shalala admits she made a mistake by failing to report stock sales she made after being elected to the House. "I knew what the law was. I missed the deadlines. And I have to take responsibility, personal responsibility for doing that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll shows that Trump is all but assured to win in November
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Wed April 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Possibly most surprising: They still remember who Perkins is
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republicans are going to turn the election into a red vs. blue culture war battle-not over abortion, not over climate change, not over guns, but this time, over death itself. Because death is every authoritarian's last play"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Of course I'm incredibly popular. Look at my carefully selected poll numbers. You know I must be great at handling the pandemic. My show is very popular
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember that time the Raiders took a kicker in the first round of the NFL Draft?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alicia Siverstone had as fun of a time creating Batman and Robin as we all did watching it
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
We are NOT overreacting to the deadly coronavirus, if anything there are too many people underreacting
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Ticketmaster changed its refund policy back real quick once a few congresspersons started getting involved
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Fri April 17, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Due to extreme hunger for live sports, will this year's NFL Draft be the most watched event that is otherwise comparable to lingchi?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
To help keep you entertained during lockdown, Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection and Journey are currently free on PS4
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(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
What did they know and when did they know it? FARK: Quilt show insurer. Cancellation policy exemption added January 1st regarding corona virus in the U.S
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker is a wizard, predicted Trump presidency in 1985
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michigan lockdown protestors block ambulance, await reinforcements from Meal Team Six
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Hugo the Living Dummy's Coronavirus "supply chain task force" is a partisan dark government organization that is trying to make the presidency big business
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Amazon's HR department managing worker safety and hiring according to the medal-winning principles of Zapp Brannigan
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
N.F.L. bows to marijuana's new status, expected to be big hit among players
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Sun April 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The cost of not shutting down Florida's Spring Break has started being tallied
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Due to the pandemic, all NYC public schools will be closed for the remainder of the school year." Gov. Andrew Cuomo: "Oh, I don't think so"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Libertarians see their carefully wrought intellectually masturbatory fantasy world come crashing down amid the harsh realities of, well... reality
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(Some Australian)
 
 
 
But is it though?
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(Some Burner)
 
 
 
If you want to spend August in a godforsaken desert, you'll have to join the French Foreign Legion. Burning Man surrenders
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
People show up outside Ohio governor's press conference to protest quarantine, will prove governor's point once the incubation period is over
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In which we debate ethics of going outside during the pandemic
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You know, handing your baby off to a bystander is the right thing to do if you are involved in a police chase
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