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Fri December 03, 2021
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Small, isolated communities look to building their own microgrids as a fallback to the main grid. Blackjack and hookers are optional, batteries are not
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Thu December 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Vintage: Mary Leakey's team discovered fossil footprints over 3 million years old. 2021: More work show that there were at least two species of bipeds walking at the same site. No word of what these human relatives thought of creationists
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Scienticians are stunned to discover that polar bears are bears
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Ethical A.I. confirms eating meat's all good
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Sun November 28, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Finally, the real reason why Santa suddenly had a vacancy on his team can be revealed
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Killer Bees. New nopeness: Meat-Eating Vulture Bees. My God
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Stop smoking. Get fat. Here comes the science
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
But for a brief shining moment, the wealthy had subjugated nearly every aspect of life on the planet
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: we can start having sex with monkeys again
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Mon November 08, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Suck it, punks *stretches back, looks at what's left of the hairline, remembers there's a colonoscopy scheduled for next month*
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The time has come to pressure the FDA into approving vaccines for Bambi
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Sun October 31, 2021
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Wait a minute... I've heard a story like this before
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Fri October 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's Juno spacecraft which has flown several times over Jupiter has discovered that the Big Red Spot is really, really, deep
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
2021 manages to squeeze in leprosy chimps just before the buzzer
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Mon October 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Americans - Compare this new German playground to the last one you saw in the USA. Notice a difference?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
About to have surgery? Check your coverage
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Fri October 22, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New evidence strongly suggests covid, like your mom and the flu, is a seasonal infection linked to low temperatures and humidity
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Thu October 21, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Penguin poop is heating up research in Antarctic ocean circulation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why we trust Skynet
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Yeah, but "monsters of the deep" is waaaaay cooler than "dinner" or "larvae"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Do you know where your hand has been?
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Zinc oxide sunscreen protection only lasts about two hours. Oh, and then it becomes toxic. SON OF A BEACH
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Half you herd?
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Scientists getting ever closer to inventing Dr. McCoy's hypospray, just watch out for the cordrazine
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Headline: How being an older parent could be beneficial for offspring. Actual article: it's good to be a British roundworm (NOT a euphemism)
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Exposure to phlates may kill as many as 100K Americans prematurely every year. That's a lot of lost prophits and phatalities
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers find a way to make quasicrystals commercially viable while givin'. it. all. she's. got. on the generation of dilithium
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Because it usually IS our fault
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Perhaps it was inevitable. Skynet is coming for your hockey videos, puck bunnies
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover planet Paparazzi
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Mother earth has a new pimple
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Children do not understand concept of others having false beliefs until age six or seven, and as the last five years have shown, some NEVER do
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Tue September 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds Mars' small stature limits its ability to hold water, its liquor
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Extreme volcanism did not cause the mass extinction in the late Cretaceous, strengthening the theory it was an extraterrestrial bolt from His Noodly Appendage that done it
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How can you tell with their heads so far up their glass towers?
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Link between serotonin, dopamine, and the twenty percent of cocaine users who will become addicted
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Office air quality may affect employees' cognition and productivity which is why the best, funniest, and most trenchant bon mots of headlines come from hoam
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Researchers finally figure out how Tabby Cats got their stripes. Also, maybe, Tigers
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bless the Maker and His water
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Mon September 06, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
There's another way to treat COVID that only takes 145 days and millions of dollars, assuming you can find a machine, enough available trained medical staff, and a free ICU bed, and your insurance will pay for it
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Some Sweet Roll Guy)
 
 
 
I used to have a limp like you but then I took a nasal cartilage to the knee
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sknees?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know how people are saying that antivaxxers who get COVID have their head up their butts? Well, science listens
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Western Digital introduces new hard drive storage tech to eat your data
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall Street? Pfft. Beijing's where the new hedge fund babies are striking gold
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Wondering where to retire in the US? Science-y people say you'll live longer if you're either on a coast, or more than 37 degrees north of the equator
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Tue August 31, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how Columbus landed in the Bahamas and thought he'd discovered America? Well, this story is just like that, except it just happened. Now we just need to find some indigenous people to oppress
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon you may be wearing your muscle shirts without a trace of irony
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Sun August 29, 2021
(University of British Colombia)
 
 
 
Whoop-dee-doo. Wake me when they find a cure for cancer. Wait. What?
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
While millions have died from Covid-19, doctors are trying to figure out why a few people are naturally immune and having dreams about Mother Abigail and Randall Flagg
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Fri August 27, 2021
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
What a coincidence... I used to be your cloud security group's CTO and I just found and exposed a flaw in your cloud security... That'll be $40,000, thanks
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Thu August 26, 2021
(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
How does COVID-19 kill? It literally forces your body to shred itself inside out with rattlesnake venom. The Vax is still free if you want it now
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In a first, scientists capture a 'quantum tug' between neighboring water molecules but cannot say if it ended happily in a nano-sploosh
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Toshiba reports breakthrough in quantum cryptography in experiment involving human genome data, securely sent over network in unhackable format and reconstructed
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Some of us are evolving. A new artery to supply our masturbation muscles
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new portable MRI provides life-saving information to doctors treating strokes. BUT THE HAMMERING SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ANYONE IN THE ROOM
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon Frank Drebbin may be on the job in your garden. You've been warned
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Tue August 24, 2021
(High Country News)
 
 
 
Study shows wildfires are bad for butter. Now it's personal
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Cannibalistic Toad" would be a great band name. Evolution is wack, y'all
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Mon August 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall St. FOMO: Investors are afraid they will miss out on FOMO years of growth
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Creationists are finally in the minority
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why you keep having the same dreams over and over again? He comes the flying furry purple hippos doing burlesque in Times Square science
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Montreal Protocol didn't just save the ozone layer
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Tue August 17, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
While some billionaires are waggling their peeners in space it appears somebody else is working on a new lair/fortress
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
One catalyst to rule them all, One catalyst to find them, One catalyst to protect them all and in the reaction bind them
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
One small step for engineers, one giant "critical advance" for Al, Ziggy and Sam
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Wed August 11, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
With AI, your car will soon be able to detect potholes. But being Skynet, will still let you destroy your wheels and tires
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
STFU. No, seriously, STFU for the good of us all
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Tue August 10, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
While you almost certainly will never be in Jennifer Beals, she may someday be in you
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Humans please stop littering the oceans with your plastics, you're making horny hermit crabs get even more 'sexually excited.' Thanks - Spongebob (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant in the meadow
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
OF COURSE Australia once had a "flying dragon" with a 22-foot wingspan flying above it. Man, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble truly never knew how good they had it
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Fri August 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oldest. Caturday. Ever
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