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Wed May 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: If you a buying a new car using a stolen identity it's really not a good idea to let the dealership take a picture of you with your new whip
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre hasn't repaid the state of Mississippi the $600K he was given in advance for speaking engagements he never showed up for
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RCMP report beaver stole farmer's fence posts, Prime Minister to address shaken nation shortly
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi relaxes House mask rules, allowing members to remove masks when spewing lies and pointless dribble during debates
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(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Mercedes spent $459mil to win the 2020 F1 championship while generating a cumulative Advertising Value Equivalent of $5.873bil for its commercial partners. Those Silver Arrows know how to take the green
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
The Vatican tells US bishops to think about a possible plan to form a committee to draw up a proposal to engage a focus group to discuss an RFP for an action plan to outline a memo detailing some talking points in pursuit of something important
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
No time travel this time (hopefully) in this (literally) "Timeless" episode of The Flash (7ᵗʰ season, ep. №9) at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then the Super Friends fear the Phantom Zone to rescue Supergirl in "Fear Knot" (6ᵗʰ season, ep. №7) at 9 ㏘, both on The CW
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Archaeology and whisky. Talk about happiness on the rocks
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Nixon-possessed Rudy Giulini claims he's got 'the goods' on Biden
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gossip columns imply Jeffrey Epstein caused Bill Gates's divorce, but really it was the marriage as a subscription service and forced downloads that ended things
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cutting worker pay by 2% while raising that of CEOs by 29% is the S&P 500 way
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In case you think police not counting police shootings is unique: hundreds of fires are linked to firefighter arsonists, but it's an estimate because no one is counting
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home means stay-at-home. Your household's social bubble is a legal thing, now. The Canadian pandemic response is getting real
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home means stay-at-home. Your household's social bubble is a legal thing, now. The Canadian pandemic response is getting real
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Mon May 10, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WHO declares the B.1.617.2 a "variant of concern at the global level", spreading more easily and may evade vaccines. Is also its own solo trifecta apparently
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
This thread? Oh, nothing. Just the receipts on Lauren Boebert flying around an unregistered plane with an expired certificate of airworthiness, all while under-reporting on her personal financial disclosure
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roblox revenue jumps 140% in first public earnings report. CEO vows to keep doing whatever it is they do
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
This is a sign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coast Guard Cutter fires over 30 warnings shots at flotilla of Iranian fastboats in Persian Gulf, reminding people of the armed portion of "Armed Forces"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
U.S. watchdog to evaluate the Pentagon's response to UFO reports, at least until it shape-shifts from a German shepherd to Odo
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(Motorious)
 
 
 
Carmakers are weighing a decision on pulling gadgets from cars to start production again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Feeling a bit over shadowed by Australia, New Zealand gets in on the 'I'll Kill You' with my animals game
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man shot in Siesta Key, buttocks
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
"Village caught in Czech-Russia spy case just wants things to stop blowing up." This has been today's Czech Republic Farm Film Report, Big Jim McBob reporting
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(Renew Economy)
 
 
 
Texas grid operator confirms that it was gas, not wind, that was the biggest culprit in the blackouts. Your dad's butt suggests it was both
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Black suspect apprehended amazingly without incident after trespassing at Ursuline Academy
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Sun pays tribute to a reporter on his passing, omitting one slightly important detail
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Meet the Legen― er, "Meat: the Legends" involves alien-hunting through time on the 2ⁿᵈ episode of the 6ᵗʰ season at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then, so much happens on Alic― er, Batwoman: "I'll Give You a Clue" on the 13ᵗʰ ep. of the 2ⁿᵈ season at 9 ㏘, both The CW
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
There's a tapioca pearl shortage for bubble tea now, all thanks to the Ever Given. Life is officially over as we know it
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Just goin' for a bike ride in the coulees, me and my friend and NOPE NOPE NOPE ♫
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Now we finally have proof that time travel exists. The Sun was there
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Americans not getting sufficient mental health care during the pandemic. Obvious tag pops another Prozac while rooting through the liquor cabinet
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot confirms that Joss Whedon is an asshole
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Careful how you cook your beans, says Krissy Gasbarre
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"HALIFAX, United Kingdom"? Is the Canadian Free Press Brexiting the east coast now?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you had to coach wide receivers at the University of Kentucky you'd drink, too
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ernest Angley dead at 99. His toupee is reported to be inconsolable, but hoping to date soon
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Young, healthy, barely had any COVID-19 symptoms? You still got stiffed
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(Insider)
 
 
 
After attending AA meeting, man hit by drunk driver. Who would've thought...it figures
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-run Justice Department secretly obtained Washington Post journalists' phone records and tried to obtain their email records over reporting on Russia's role in the 2016 election
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Feels like Californians are invading your community, you say?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Subway's new sandwiches unsafe says North American Association of Subway Franchisees
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roku now streaming cash
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rudy having trouble paying legal bills, partly due to him staying in Trump hotels
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If the chip shortage continues, Taiwan may be able to buy its way out of China with numbers like this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Economic "experts" expected 1,000,000 jobs to be created in April. They were only off by about 80%. Meanwhile, if you miss a deadline at work you get fired
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
What do you do when your bungling incompetence leads to a third Covid-19 wave? HEY EVERYBODY LOOK OVER THERE
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Thu May 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Idaho GOP, faced with accusations that a state rep raped a teenage intern, follow the standard GOP playbook and doxx and harass the teenager
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New report says we are going to need to literally dig ourselves out of this climate hole we've dug for ourselves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Royal family wishes Archie a happy birthday. Jughead indifferent, Betty pissed off
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
CDC issues statement that COVID could be under complete control by the summer in the U.S. if people get vaccinated and are careful. Welp, we're screwed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Benevolent Google is updating their hybrid workplace guidance to allow some home office and up to a month to work from wherever they want. Because working from a hotel room while the family explores the city is such good family bonding experience
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Despite having served for just 8 months, all of them during the pandemic, Trumps former navy secretary racked up almost $2.5 million in travel expenses including a $250,000 trip the week of Jan 20 to a remote Pacific island with no naval facilities
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Human remains found at Big Arm State Park identified, after authorities were initially stumped
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With the clouds of covid breaking, solar's again looking brighter
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Great news, all you armchair Buzz Lightyears - it looks like "Space Force Reserve" is going to be a thing
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(Dropbox)
 
 
 
How an amateur radio propagation mode called WSPR (Weak Signal Propagation Reporter) might be used to find MH370 in the Indian Ocean by acting as a kind of "over the horizon" radar
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's new "revolutionary tech platform" turns out to be just an online game of telephone for deplorables
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
♫ See the lights go back on on Broadway, the Empire State no longer laid low
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(Road.cc)
 
 
 
Action can be achieved when individuals play their own private parts. Especially as it relates to potholes and penii
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(Road.cc)
 
 
 
Action can be achieved when individuals play their own private parts. Especially as it relates to potholes and penii
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
80% of the time replacing coal plants with renewables is cheaper every time
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
And the dominos begin to fall. Tesla just lost its largest purchaser of carbon credits as they no longer need an offset to pass EU emissions standards. As the rest of the automakers will also stop soon, how will Tesla make a profit going forward?
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
I know, we'll form a break-away golf league with money from Saudi Arabia. What could go wrong?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC reports more progress against leading parasitic infection in US women
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Advertiser reports they were banned from Facebook and Instagram for literally telling the truth about what kind of ads they're running
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
There should be no phones allowed at the cocaine party
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Tue May 04, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Smart: Wearing an Amazon vest while porch pirating. Not so smart: Using a bike as your transport vehicle
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Flash returns from his two-week time trip to the Rerun Realm with a new episode: "The People v. Killer Frost." at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then it's "Prom Again" at 9 ㏘ on Supergirl feat. talented young actors as teen versions of main characters, both on The CW
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Crazy lady assaults someone with billiard balls, cue sticks, cookie sheets, DVD Player, loaded rifle, and a knife. Mad Kung Fu skills or advanced game of Clue?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This just in. The Prophet Mohammed [pbuh] does NOT like big butts, say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hello? This is Reporter Dog, and I have a question. Hello?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pandora says it will no longer sell mined diamonds and will switch to exclusively laboratory-made diamonds. I'm still just going to use Spotify
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teen to be charged as an adult in rigged homecoming election. Where else could it be? This is like shooting methed-up gators in a barrel
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You know what? Fark around and find out for yourself. You've earned the tag
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Racist has it her way by throwing a Whopper and picking up a felony
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Richard Boobs please report to the principal's office, Richard Boobs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can fish ski Mount Everest?
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Portable hot dog stand can't re-enact the episode of M*A*S*H where they move the base, so the owner decides to choke the chicken
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man, after being asked to move out, goes all Carrie Underwood song on roomie's car, maces everyone, breaks all the windows and splashes gasoline around the house. Is finally forced out with a flashbang. The evictacrats
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on anti-vaxxer conspiracies, debunking everything from microchips to rewriting mRNA; "no side effect of the vaccine is worse than the alternative: COVID has killed over 500,000 people in the U.S. while the vaccine killed exactly 0"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Just because you sent a bunch of bitcoin to the scammers that encrypted your hard drive doesn't mean they're going to decrypt it for you afterward
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Reports of California's demise have been exaggerated
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ho hum. Just another pro-life family values conservative politician who runs a massage parlour out of his house, and whose Chinese-national wife offered a reporter sex during a massage session
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, wondering how your NFL team did in the draft? Here are the report cards
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pine Valley to allow female golfers. Erica Kane is reportedly ecstatic
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Their luck ran out: active shooter at casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin
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Fri April 30, 2021
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
How nasty is the special election in TX-6 to replace Rep. Jim Wright who died of Covid earlier this year? Some voters are reporting receiving an anonymous robocall accusing the front-runner, his widow, of murdering her husband for his insurance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Arizona reporter gets a taste of GOP transparency
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
All your White House are belong to us
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise shakes fist at clouds, launches furious Mission Impossible rant after wind delays his precious filming of his new film (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Looks like the Precogs have stopped another future criminal. Rest easy, everyone
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If I can take your wife home tonight, you get a promotion. "No." How about your daughter? "She's.... 12"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Deputies ignore neck tattoo that clearly states suspect is a flight risk
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Thu April 29, 2021
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
It's hard to not watch this video of a reporter's live shot going sideways in Memphis. It's like a car crash or something
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republican legislators reportedly lawyered up for upcoming redistricting lawsuits. A judge found that interesting, as no redistricting has even happened yet, and voided the contracts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Didn't Melania Trump claim to have a degree in design? Anyway petition calls for Jill Biden to return Rose Garden to its former glory before Melania turned it into a fairway
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"World famous wrestler" arrested in Florida. No word if he was going to start kicking down buildings, snap into a Slim Jim
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Losers with a yearning for royalty can now buy the Queen of England's custom-made 24-karat solid gold Nintendo Wii, it's now on sale on eBay for £215,000 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News host realizes the right wing echo chamber is coming from inside the network
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China launches important module for space station, reports say, although they strangely omit saying if it was Tomb of Horrors, The Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth, or one of those Ravenloft ones
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(AsiaOne)
 
Weeners
 
Are Chinese wives secretly feeding husbands impotency drugs to stop their cheating? "It took about two weeks after giving it to my husband for the drugs to take effect. My husband is now very good at home"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People tear-gassed by police in Portland and Seattle reported menstrual irregularities and other severe health effects. Perhaps that's why attacking people with poison gas is considered a war crime
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(Chron)
 
 
 
NBA fines Rockets' Kevin Porter Jr. $50,000 for strip club visit. The lapdance is so much better when it's a Clippers' finin'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British naturism society reports "exponential" growth in social nudity during the pandemic, aided by virtual meetings and classes. Club members can visit online cooking classes with Pam, who shows how to make flapjacks
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Wed April 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan RCMP impound a Ferarri, Lamborghini and Aston Martin for excessive speed. Reportedly one driver was an arrogant loudmouth, another was a bore and the third they were amazed didn't crash
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with access to thy iCloud (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Bank loans create 700 times more emissions than offices: Study. But don't bank loans happen in offices?
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
"Donald Hump" gets angry about bag fees and threatens to blow up Las Vegas airport while flipping the bird and yelling racial slurs at check in counter. He has finally become more presidential
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Cops, claiming body cam video proves their Taser darts only hit suspect, didn't electrocute dog, forget electricity conducts
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Tue April 27, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Apartheid is alive and well, and lives in Israel
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman takes an Uber ride. News: The drives goes into a canal and she has to walk the rest of the way. Fark: She is still charged for the ride
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Not a tree,' say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Reporter forced to write false story about Kamala Harris book resigns after she's called out for it. Not, ya know, before writing the false story
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Second-rate tv station reports student at second-rate journalism school gets article published in second-rate newspaper
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Turns out Experian will unlock your credit report for identity thieves unless you pay for the upgraded credit protection
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Far right 'Britain First' group duped into protesting at hotels with no asylum seekers. No word if there were landscaping companies or sex shops nearby
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Racist white woman takes over a military base in Myanmar, according to this headline
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Who hides on the toilet armed with a sword during an Insurrection? Bruce Westerman of Arkansas, that's who
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
THIS is the a-hole you definitely want to avoid. Shouldn't be too hard to identify
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Psaki smacks down another RW "journalist" who is trying to troll her rather than ask a legitimate question, this time a reporter from Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcast Network. Wait, how the hell did CBN get a farking WH press pass?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's looking like a buyer's market in Hong Kong real estate - if you can live with your new landlord
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The sentient squeaky balloon animal Tucker Carlson says that you should call CPS and report it as abuse if you see a child forced to wear a mask
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man accused of firing gun, jumping off balcony, breaking into neighbor's home. Neighbor reportedly not even mad, because that's impressive
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Suck it pedo guys, Tesla reports record profits despite shipment delays
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Marina owner in Austin finds himself in a shiatty situation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NO, what he said was, "Let the bobbies smile nigh." Good community relations, and all that
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Coming this summer, "The hills are alive with the sound of vaccinated Griswolds, looking to check out some shiat that's been around a long time"
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Was his name Jesus?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Apparently, doping greyhounds with meth to win races is a thing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows why so many police unions oppose mandatory body cams for their officers
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The first rule of bank robbery is to have your getaway vehicle ready. The second rule is to actually use it and not just stand there like a dumbass and get arrested, as Florida Man finds out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Father pulls 9-year-old daughter out of $43,000/year private school and moves to Florida to avoid having her hear about Black Lives Matter. "First and foremost, neither I, nor my child, have 'white privilege,' nor do we need to apologize for it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"There's a distress call from Gen. Owen on Planet P so get your shiat wired and report in 10 mins." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Starship Troopers 1997 'Where are they now'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Workplaces closing again? But I want my cheap made-in-China craaaaaaap
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Alicia encounters John Glover who's portraying a mortician serial killer. Is he the leader of the next big threat for the Morgan Marauders? But this episode told from Rúben Blades' perspective, so that's positive. Fear the Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, already on probation for vehicular manslaughter, speeds by trooper at 100+ mph, loses control, slides down embankment, goes airborne over fence, slams into parked truck, light pole, palm tree. That's a bingo
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The neighbor's dog found your duffel bag full of meth. Police found your Powerball ticket in the bag. Then they tracked you down by looking at surveillance footage from the exact place and time you bought the ticket
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Estefan joins Father of the Bride remake. Based on the 1950 Liz Taylor film, it will film on location in a burned down Red Lobster. This reboot has EVERYTHING: scenes from Zoloft commercials, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, and human parking cones
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obstacle denies being a roadblock
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Independent report on police response against protestors during 3 June 2020 BLM rally describes it as clusterfark
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Sat April 24, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Covid-19 in the running to win the Olympic torch relay
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(National Post)
 
 
 
In Ontario, two people die of Covid at home, alone, because overnight they became too sick to get help. Reports newspaper that has consistently published editorials opposing Covid restrictions
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Apparently the train wreck doesn't fall far from the tree
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Fri April 23, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
With Season 1 nearing a close, it's time for some uncomfortable truths to start coming out in Episode 7 of Invincible, 'We Need To Talk', now streaming on Amazon
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(The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
You think you're badass? Check out this guy, who just put a bullet in the bullseye at 5,280 yards (or 4828.03 meters, for you heathens). Big deal, you say? Well, yeah...considering he has NO ARMS
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Denny's estimated their total loss at $1"
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer friendly punches handcuffed woman in the face during arrest, fellow officers intervene, realizing they are on camera and actions now have consequences
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'One New Hampshire family's gender reveal party was such a blast that it rattled towns, set off reports of an earthquake, and could be heard from across the state line, police said.'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, this guy has 34 girlfriends while you sit at home alone staring at social media in your pajama pants, unwashed t-shirt, and 6 cats
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
So, how does it all end? This is your Falcon and the Winter Soldier Finale discussion thread. Streaming Now (Spoilers)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump was an existential threat to the country itself, but what was I going to do? Vote for a Democrat?
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Thu April 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trouble, oh we got trouble. Right here in River City. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for physical abuse
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Costco warns customers to watch out for fourteen major online scams, admitting they love you, but not enough to give you these sorts of discounts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suddenly the NY Post is concerned that the White House Press Secretary didn't answer a question to a reporter's complete satisfaction
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For those of you who still can't pay your rent because of the pandemic, there is someone who rented a house in the Hamptons for $2 million for the summer. Something about supply and demand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP: "But how will we pay for it?" Biden: "Call"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The last guy in charge really did hate Puerto Rico for some reason
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(Axios)
 
 
 
As of April 13, the CDC had tracked just 5,814 reports of "breakthrough" infections, out of 75 million fully vaccinated Americans
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rich Brooklyn Heights people problems, residents terrorized by serial flowerpot thief
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And this is why we're going to have to shut gross antivaxxers out of our society. Leper colonies worked
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Remakelic
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
A huge explosion happened over Israel that half the country heard. Unconfirmed reports: the explosion was the result of a patriot battery responding to a missile launched toward Israel
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Van Halen. New hotness: Van Weezer
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(Some Stan)
 
 
 
BTS's label refuses to comment on report that they will force all members to enlist in ROK military simultaneously in 2022, reducing the K-pop supergroup's effective music hiatus to 1 year
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Microsoft decides talk is cheap but Discord is not
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The big fundraising gains Josh Hawley (R) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) proudly reported? Yeah, about that
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Performance artists are really getting out of hand
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Internal report says Amnesty International is not immune to white privilege
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders the City of Los Angeles to provide shelter for everyone on Skid Row by October. Act now because you've only got 5 more months to enjoy the good times down at 6th and San Pedro
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last year the average need-based scholarship for a public college was nearly $14K, and over $50K at a private school. Here are the institutions with the most generous financial aid. Duke sucks for not making this list either
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Russian state media have reported that Moscow intends to close parts of the Black Sea to foreign military and official ships for six months, which could affect access to Ukrainian ports." This is fine. Everything is fine
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The bug is now an insect
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Opioid deaths in Iowa increased 35% in 2020 after victims realized they were in Iowa
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Koreans surprised to discover zoning loophole lets sex doll experience shops open near schools, "with many parents of students voicing concern over the adverse impact such facilities would have on their children"
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists create aerogel to filter contaminants from waste water supply. Polish clams reportedly impressed and clapping shells
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The truth behind the Capitol riot confession
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
About that anti-union vote at Amazon in Alabama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investigative report from the Ric Romero International Research Institute reveals Russia and China are intentionally dumping fuel on the Qanon fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio Rep to resign next month, thereby making the Ohio Republican control of the congress in a more precarious situation. Good
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook to announce audio chat app that will let your crazy uncle SHOUT AT EVERYONE IN ALL CAPS, because just typing that way isn't annoying enough
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Sun April 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Elephants leave quite an impression on ivory poacher
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Major European clubs reportedly set to release statement on European Super League that would be the "end of football as we know it"...and I don't feel fine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The six Chinese survivors of the Titanic whose stories weren't shared due to anti-Chinese sentiment in the West
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The robots are coming for your office job. They will schedule meetings, approve expense requests, and submit TPS reports in triplicate without complaining or soliciting your input
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo and his wife misused government funds. Obvious tag goes out on a bender
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Protip, officers: Those "secret" Facebook groups where you feel comfortable spouting racism and conspiracy BS will never stay secret
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple no longer includes iPhone charging cables to save the environment
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Fri April 16, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Streaming now: Invincible episode 6. Mom waves the kids off on their college tour by hollering "no sex" (Spoilers)
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"Peaceful protestors"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities were warned about FedEx suspect's potential for violence, sources say. So a 'good guy with a gun' couldn't help, the police couldn't help... that puts a lot of presure on mental health and thoughts and prayers
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY man calls medical facility to report lost cocaine, gets arrested
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook delays unbanning Trump on reports that people still remember what he did
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Crazy scientist: "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing; block it out" Lab assistant: "Good god"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon's "The Lord of the Rings" show reportedly to cost *pinky to lip* $465M for just one season
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner who ignored Covid restrictions will now get a chance to ignore that pesky requirement to have a liquor license
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man wearing a mask broke into a home where an old man lives, and demanded money. The old man shot the intruder multiple times, and is now suffering life-threatening injuries. Old man: "I didn't know the suspect was my own grandson"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Monday: Knoxville PD reports they killed a school shooter. Tuesday update: not a school shooter. Wednesday update: unarmed student killed during a "scuffle" after the officer shot himself in the hip. And no, they're not releasing the body cam footage
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
"Underage girl stabbed by high school, another girl in custody." Why is another girl in custody when the high school did it?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will John Walker continue to be Capt. America? Will Zemo be found? This is your Falcon and the Winter Soldier Episode 5 Discussion Thread, now Streaming LIVE (Spoilers)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
There's a semi-sequel to "Borat Subsequent Moviefilm" comprised of extra and cut scenes coming called "Borat Supplemental Reportings" and here's the trailer
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
FBI about to let us know whether Thanksgiving with your idiot Facebook relatives might ramp up from "Awkward" to "Dangerous"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evidence now exists that Mike Pence *technically* has a heart
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Protip: if "Prince Harry" contacts you via social media and says he wants to marry you, it's probably not him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street spent $2.9bil lobbying, etc. on the 2020 election. And these people WILL make a large profit on their investment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anachronistic Racially Progressive Sex Drama gets renewed for two more seasons
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the United States is turning into that one crazy aunt you have who collects porcelain cats and dolphins, except we're doing it with vaccine doses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz making six-figure ad buy targeting CNN and others for reporting on Matt Gaetz's alleged predilection for teen girls. Would use Venmo for ad buy, but Venmo's only for minor purchases
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Regional Real Estate Board stops using the racist term "master" bedroom. Just kidding, they're gonna use it a while longer because real estate agents never heard of CTRL-F Find and Replace
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out people would rather see a pic of your butt than your face. Here comes the asstastic science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As far as National Parks go, Death Valley is trying to make a claim as the GOAT
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canada grants security forum award to Taiwan's president after the entire world points out that Canada doesn't have to do whatever China says. Ghost of John McCain nods approvingly
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Wed April 14, 2021
(CTV News)
 
Weeners
 
Honourable Member Rises in the Canadian House of Commons
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
China now trying to catch up to the US by militarizing space with its building of 'counterspace weapons' to 'blind US spacecraft sensors'. Star Wars indeed
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada was just ranked the best country in the world. Sorry
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Report on Capitol police shows an agency devoid of leadership, with little to nothing to show for its massive $516 million budget but expired weapons and equipment, and zero standards. You know, in certain older civilized cultures
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The white man's pants-wetting fear of "Negro domination" is the main reason D.C. hasn't yet become a state
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bookies update their odds of aliens being discovered after recent Pentagon reports
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz tells CNN reporter "Your network is trying to propagandize lies against me" in a whiny, petulant tone one would expect from a child
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Greg Gutfeld says racist cops aren't the problem, it's the media not reporting all the "positive interactions" with police which would dilute out the perception of racist cops
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Despite being warned that Congress was the target on 1/6/21, Capitol Police Inspector General Michael Bolton said that officers were instructed by leaders not to use their most aggressive tactics. That's what love is all about
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
People want to work, just not for YOU
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Attorney at bowling alley starts smacking his girlfriend around, another lady steps in and shuts his eye. But he got a spare
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Hey Cleveland Browns haters, go eat a bowl of Chubb's, why don't ya?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Citizen challenges CNN reporter to move closer to demonstration to get the truth and quit twisting shiat
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Stone awakens to see shadow and flee underground: 6 more weeks of scandals
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
After being kicked out by his grandmother and threatening to set a woman's house on fire, Florida Man cannot resist the allure of the sirens of the retention pond
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bachmann goes beserk on Boehner, always thought she was a freak, reported
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump supporters were given key jobs and approved in the hours before Biden was inaugurated, leading to speculation that there's poison in the well
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Taekwondo athlete wins 3 medals while 8 months pregnant. Watch out for her roundhouse kick; you might get more than you expect
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop who shot Daunte Wright practically an untrained rookie. Only a 25-year career and member of the negotiation team
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Poor lady had to fill out a police report for $700 in cash, various bank cards, and sex toys valued at around $160. I mean they caught the guy, but still, I don't think she's getting it all back
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you're going to fraudulently collect $5.8 million in COVID-19 relief money and use it to buy luxury cars, Louis Vuitton merchandise, and more, then you might not want to go flaunting it on Facebook
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison reminds his employees just how rich he is in an email assuring them that he'll be permanently living on his private Hawaiian island, and that the $80 million mansion he just bought in Florida will be "torn down"
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is going to make an announcement today concerning the Canadian Covid surge. But based on the picture of Ford used in this article, perhaps we should be more concerned that aliens who have taken over his body might have something to say
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Frankenstrat guitar originally owned by Eddie Van Halen sells at auction for $50,000
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British Judo gets thrown by coaches' behavior
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British Judo gets thrown by coaches' behavior
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New study says bosses should talk less and listen more, but didn't get into micromanagement, sheer incompetence, failing up, TPS report cover sheets, or generally being a clueless unqualified moran
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Has Microsoft *EVER* been able to do anything deftly?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
China unveils new hotline for loyal citizens to report inappropriate comments about the Communist party
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently in the Sunshine State, if you are an average shmuck who gets arrested, cops will gleefully tweet out your mugshot before you've even been so much as charged with a crime, but if you are a state official, that's protected information
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Who am I to disagree with Rob Halford?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The independent report on institutional racism in the UK that cleared the government of any wrongdoing was rewritten by the government before release
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Come to the Caribbean. Enjoy our warm sunshine, beautiful beaches, volcanic eruptions, rustic villages filled with intriguing shops and wait, back up a minute
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A concerned citizen called 311 to report someone smoking pot, forgetting it was legal and that the band 311 had nothing better to do than respond themselves
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A-Rod to buy T-Wolves
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a healing crystal to Republicans: he does nothing, he looks weird and for no discernible reason, they report feeling better with him around
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Sat April 10, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
High: -8: Low: -117. Chance of precipitation: 0%. That's your live weather report from Isidus Planitia, and we'll be back with the traffic after these messages
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rocks block Hwy 50 to Tahoe. Caltrans channels the Farm Film Report and blows 'em up real good
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Being a military veteran, I did not want to see his career ruined over one erroneous decision" is the ending of Officer Gutierrez's police report describing an incident that should actually have a negative impact on the officer's career instead
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
When Cap'n Murica Throws His Mighty Shield: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier Episode 4 streaming now, spoilers to the right
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Trump Admin officials partied like big dogs every time they forced the CDC to alter its reports
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Bald eagles are beautiful, but over 80% of them have rat poison in their systems
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Guess who just joined Mar A Lago? Go ahead, guess
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Great, you made it just in time for hurricane season
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(AP News)
 
 
 
DNR agrees not to release PFAS tests according to a memo about coversheets on all the TPS reports
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(BNO News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, and fix the holes in the cabinets
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(BNO News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, and fix the holes in the cabinets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the most confusing ruling since "There, They're & Their", the UK All Party parliamentary group rules pro wrestling a sport while at training but theater once the curtain goes up. Shakespeare in the squared circle, anyone?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump senior aide and Wormtongue cosplayer Stephen Miller launches PAC to challenge Biden's policies called "America First Legal" and is being hailed as a "conservative ACLU"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York Post reporter Steven Nelson, C'mon DOWN. You're the next contestant on "Jen Psaki Smacks a Fool"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At this rate, Nissan will soon be pushing perpetual car loans
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent wants to know why the country didn't shut down for the previous 18 Covids. Sadly this isn't an article from The Onion
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GOP: You need to pay for your infrastructure plan. Biden: ok, let's raise corporate taxes. GOP: no, not that way
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
The chosen ones are back. Data shows world's Jewish population now as high as in 1925. Or, as my Jewish mother would note, the population is just now catching up from the effects of the Holocaust so when are you giving me a grandchild?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Over one-third of Covid patients reported to have neurological or psychiatric issues following infection
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cargo ship that's been innocently sitting off the coast of Yemen for years attacked with limpet mine. Witnesses report that its Christmas lights appear distressingly tangled
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wisconsin school superintendent candidate learns a Betsy DeVos endorsement isn't quite the gold star you'd assume
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook hack that included Mark Zuckerberg's number reveals Zuckerberg doesn't use Facebook's messenger app. Instead he prefers the encrypted Signal app. Most likely because he values his privacy
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
New Florida bill would allow college students to secretly record college lectures so they can report thoughtcrime to the authorities
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Police? I'd like to report a judge committing murder"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Daughter of minority immigrants moves into a better place two months late after runaround about repairs needing to be done first. All because she went and got a better temp job during the pandemic
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Eagles, Dolphins monitoring the legal situation of Deshaun Watson as they are still hoping they can trade for his magic touch at quarterback
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Over the last four years, the Trump Administration discarded the tradition of open hearings on World Wide Threats, when it displeased the former president to have his preferred views of rival nations contradicted by agency heads,". Not anymore
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota is burning in the most Minnesota way possible
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas man proves that Twisted Metal tactics don't work in real life
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Tue April 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
New York, Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and New Jersey together reported 44% of the nation's new COVID-19 infections
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LSU athletic official Sharon Lewis claims she was harassed by the University in an effort to silence her after reporting ex-coach Les Miles, and you don't even want to KNOW what they did to Lamb Chop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea photoshops itself out of the Tokyo Olympics
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
70% of covid cases in Tokyo are the variant reducing vaccine protection and none of those infected had contact with known cases. Community spread you say?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
70% of covid cases in Tokyo are the variant reducing vaccine protection and none of those infected had contact with known cases. Community spread you say?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver tackles the debt crisis, calling out John Stossel's reporting, stating "cutting to a footage of a riot can make anything seem more dire than it might actually be" by showing the footage after saying Regé-Jean Page is leaving Bridgerton
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Supergroup "The Kings Of Quarantine", featuring members of Faith No More, Beastie Boys, 311, 3rd Bass, Sepultura, and Cypress Hill cover Public Enemy's "She Watch Channel Zero"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"She claimed the altercation erupted after her husband showed his friends a nude picture of his late wife." Yup, Florida
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Old news: Shipping rubber dog shiat out from Hong Kong. New News: Smuggling 300 GPUs out from Hong Kong for black market cryptocurrency mining
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dubai police make arrests over 'indecent' video of naked women on balcony, claiming the whole thing was just a cunning stunt [NSFW pix]
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers reportedly still pushing for blockbuster quarterback trade; Patriots still considering Redbox
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Do walkers on escalators bother you? Then you might want to move to Japan. And while you're there, be sure to check out the incredible variety of Kit-Kats they have
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
DeSantis orchestrated a pay-to-vaccinate scheme for the rich
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In fairness, he also thought 'goombahs' meant 'jerks' and 'krauts' meant 'poor cooks'
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
7% of Americans still don't use the Internet. Who the hell are these people?
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Covid-19 gets a bronze medal for 2020
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Whatever the right thing to do is, DeSantis always chooses the opposite
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
How Rolling Stone Magazine used to be cool & then they sold out to the "Establishment"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
When it's all said and done, getting a DUI is still less expensive than adding a teen driver to your insurance. So, you know, bottoms up
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just $77 billion in US companies who haven't paid taxes for years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia's Sputnik news agency no longer has Britain in its orbit reports Reuters
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Real Water's "alkalized" products are causing genuine liver failure, while the company's plant manager and lead technician have absolutely taken a powder
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, how did Elliot Stabler return to the Law & Order franchise after his dramatic SVU exit? [WARNING: SPOILERS FOR LAW AND ORDER: ORGANIZED CRIME]
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones up sharply on news that Godzilla vs. Kong is out
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Boy born with 3 penises. Condoms will fit like a glove
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Loot boxes are turning children into gamblers
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Who is THE POWER BROKER? This is your Falcon and the Winter Soldier episode 3 discussion thread. Now streaming (Spoilers)
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
OMG, there's an active shooter at work and they're barricaded in an office. JK, April Fools
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran has begun its preparations for Stuxnet 2.0
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today in sports, KNS-Sherlock news reports that the move to LA not only didn't help the Chargers, but they're hemorrhaging money, overladen with debt, and the Spanos family might be forced to sell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time to raid the the supermarkets again: Your toilet paper, peanut butter, Cheerios, and Jennie-O ground turkey are about to get a little more expensive thanks to a series of disasters and setbacks in the global supply chain
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gaetz: All you have to do to debunk these claims against me is look at my travel records. Reporters: Alright. Could we please see them? Gaetz: OMG WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HARASSING ME?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims come in hot. A year into the pandemic and we are still seeing over 700k weekly, more than 2008's worst week
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hackers are targeting gamers by hiding malware inside fake CoD: Warzone cheats. So conflicted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GAO audit says that Ivanka Trump's signature "Women's Global Development and Prosperity Initiative" was failure that spent lots of money with little oversight, and didn't accomplish much of anything. So perfectly "on brand" for a Trump enterprise
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
In a feat of journalism not equaled since the Dewey Defeats Truman headline, half of the Drudge Report Headlines are April Fool's jokes. Drew says a free year of TotalFark to the first Farker who successfully identifies 20 of the false headlines
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
It's makes no damn sense. Compels me, though
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I like my cars like I like my flower gardens: FILLED WITH BEES
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Slow news day gets around to an old weather report
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Biden to let tech worker Visa ban expire, according to reports. So if you're in tech and you want a new credit card, you're in luck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
William Shatner actually has some thoughtful comments on #metoo and generational differences and holy crap he looks pretty good for 90
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, you don't like the term 'institutional racism'? How about a deal then - you end institutional racism, and then no one will have to use it again
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada sees $363 billion deficit due to pandemic measures. Odd. Subby thought it was due to anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, and impatient re-openers
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
"I wondered when y'all were going to show up. Guess you've seen the videos on my Facebook page"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Virginia legislature: Marijuana will become legal in 2024. Virginia Governor: How about this summer instead?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia cancels Bluesfest festival over Easter as Queensland records two new Covid cases. Two? That's it? There were probably two new Covid cases recorded in the US as I typed this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hahn: "Shots first"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes. The answer is yes
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Soundgarden's band members, in a court filing, have asked Chris Cornell's widow to hand over the band's social media site passwords as they accuse her of locking them out from various platforms
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Study shows state underreporting its COVID-19 deaths. This is not a repeat from 2020
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officer who arrested Georgia state Rep. Park Cannon says he was worried if one Black person had rights, they'd all want some
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Tue March 30, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New report from the N. S. Sherlock Institute finds that school attacks can be prevented when people identify the warning signs and intervene
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Be afraid. Be very afraid. "Fear Me" tonight on The Flash at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then on Superman & Lois, both are missing because there is no Superman & Lois because the final season of Supergirl starts instead at 9 ㏘ EDT ― both on The CW
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