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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A 34 million-to-one shot, doc"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Royal women not only have strange hats, but strange swimwear as well (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig voice over artist Harley Bird is making £1,000 an hour. But she might want to rephrase when she says she makes that for 'snorting and...doing some lines.'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant recently announced his engagement, so here's Elizabeth Hurley to announce that Hugh Grant is still a complete idiot
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The crazy is strong in this one: half-sister to Harry's bride, irked that she wasn't invited to the wedding, will host a full formal attire reception at her FL trailer park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar rectums
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dressing up as Deadpool for the new movie sounds like fun until you get arrested for terrorism
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is "having a bad" day then there is "being a gringo trapped in a Venezuelan prison riot" day
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(People Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Kendall Jenner bares her nipp...okay, I really don't need to say much more here, do I (ONSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto has been in the dm's of every female model from 18-25, according to Dylan Sprouse. Luckily, subby is hip so he knows dm is short for Depeche Mode, right? Dreamy melons? Delicate midrange?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tony Manero has lost all his awesome dance moves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best mom ever makes adorable lunches for her son, including Pokemon, Angry Birds, and My Little Pony
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Free beer is usually a good thing. Usually
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain's ex-husband takes her father's MTV Unplugged guitar in divorce settlement. Now that is an angry man
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's like looking into the eyes of Fark
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Convicted drug mule has 2 more bundles drop out of her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preparations for the royal wedding: Carriages. Check. Jewels. Check. Caviar. Check. Removing the filthy beggars from sight. Check
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna poses naked and whiplash snorkel batcave if it's all the same to you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"You see these movies, they're so violent and yet a kid is able to see a movie if sex isn't involved, but killing is involved. Maybe they have to put a rating system for that"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump praises his mom in Mothers Day message, makes no mention of Melania
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oakland residents throw a huge barbecue and invite everyone except the woman who called cops on the black family barbecuing in the same park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump dated a Middle Eastern prince but had to dump him because his father had some ties to the 9/11 hijackers. WAIT, WHAT?
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's like Mean Girls, only everyone is 80"
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus rockets to the head of admission the line for the 27 Club, as she tells friends that the night before the Met gala she passed out from heavy drinking and woke up in a pool of her own vomit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'd like to break this. Do you have anything smaller?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Confused tourists are asking Notting Hill bookshop so many questions about the movie that they've put up sign disowning it: "This is not the shop from the rubbish film. So don't ask. We don't know where it is either"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Extra TV)
 
 
 
In news you didn't need to hear, 80 year old Hanoi Jane announces there will be no more dick in Jane
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New budget's sneaky tax cut for the rich: How those earning $200,000 are set to collect thousand of dollars. Difficulty: In Australia
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 91-year-old man is arrested for firing a shot at the car in front of him at a McDonald's drive-thru 'because they weren't moving fast enough'. OK who here hasn't at least wanted to push the car out of the way for the same reason?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A look at the various existential crises facing Millennials, like an avocado shortage affecting their toast and local coffee shops requiring a purchase to get a wifi code
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prostitute sues celebrity for exposing her to HIV. Celebrity's lawyer claims she should have Sheen it coming
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family forgets to check meth levels when moving into their new home which sucks because their teeth start falling out almost immediately
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary is caught wearing a back brace. That or she is really a robot and her rear compartment is loose
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't take selfies with bears (disturbing video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plants talk to each other and inspire their neighbors to grow. And humans just eat and smoke them ignoring their tiny vegetable screams
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Package delivered on time, driver stole my dog. one star, would not buy again
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Raptors gonna Raptor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adidas about to have a meeting about whether making Yeezys is a choice
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lion tries to open a can of tourist bites
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Fail lives up to its name by suggesting that the reasonable response to a broken engagement is to become the Golden State Killer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1. Prince is dead 2. One probably shouldn't eat stones. 3. I doubt the existence of Quinoa and Gluten
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What to do when you have more money than you know what to do with? Simple, rent out all of Six Flags Magic Mountain for your boyfriend's birthday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seven signs that will tell you if you've found your "soulmate," assuming you believe in such claptrap
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thought you could reduce your life insurance premiums by vaping instead of smoking? Think again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New photos reveal unstable despot with weird haircut may have systematically lied about his height. No, not that one
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you drink an entire bottle of whiskey on a $200 bet?
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driver does what we'd all like to do
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wax Melania unveiled. I think. Maybe it was the real one posing as a statue
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The custody battle between A.J. Delgado and Jason Miller is the stuff of courtroom drama; "He talked about Kellyanne Conway's shriveled-up fun bags"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys alumnus attends ACM Awards to promote his shift to country, boasts about "coming in to disrupt" genre and turn it urban
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know sausages are made from bits and pieces of an animal but here's a manufacturer who is more honest and graphic about where the meat comes from and he's not assing about
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People perform better when others are watching, despite being more nervous. Unfortunately, the players on the Miami Marlins may never know
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Judge who was filmed berating a wheelchair-bound asthmatic defendant who died three days later after having had difficulty getting medication behind bars has decided to resign
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Amish country, woman in buggy killed by man in SUV in a demonstration of the modern world versus days gone by. Next up, tractor runs over guy with lawnmower
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While The Simpsons didn't predict Barbara Bush's death, they changed her negative opinion of the show, all because of a letter from Marge Simpson, in which Barbara politely responded to
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like Elvis' granddaughter, now 28, was a lucky winner in the genetic lottery
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame is inducting songs now. List of songs to the left, farkers bitterly complaining that "By-Tor and the Snow Dog" isn't one of them to the right
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Sun April 15, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Margaret Atwood just makes things worse with her attempts to justify the 9/11-Star Wars comparisons
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rachel McAdams had a baby son. That is so fetch
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles has admitted he may never fit into a pair of "budgie smugglers" again as he approaches his 70th birthday. God save the eye bleach
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why exactly is Best Korea rolling out the red carpet for decadent capitalist hussies in midriff-baring tops and sparkly miniskirts? Expert claims it's calculated propaganda to make it seem like normal country with huge missiles that impress women
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High tech speed camera van is no match for disgruntled motorist and his umbrella
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cannes cans Netflix movies
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
With Kentucky losing for the first time ever to K-state, the NCAA Tournament now has its first ever 9 vs 11 match-up in the Elite Eight. Duke sucks
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines is under fire after a father and his toddler were forced off a flight because the young girl had been momentarily scared. Well at least they didn't put her in the overhead bin
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
The Olsen Twins, child stars, fashion designers, wiccans
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Mon March 05, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, none of the actresses at the Oscars wanted to talk to Ryan Seacrest
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Sun March 04, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that the bad men have gone from Hollywood, can we get rid of the bad movies?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Celebrities will wear orange anti-gun pins at the Oscars
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
When two young lovers get that moon in their eye they welcome a new baby into the world. Or even when a 76-year old NFL billionaire owner knocks up his 38-year old girlfriend. Same difference
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman beats off man masturbating on train. What?
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal boxing trainer?
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As Justin Trudeau takes heat for dressing like a Bollywood actor in his goodwill tour, we all need to remember one thing...he sure is pretty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A study based on the seven deadly sins shows yet again why Florida has it own 'Tag'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paloma upset that more men weren't carrying white roses in support of sexual abuse victims. Una not available for comment, Blanca says,"I'm just a bird in the sky"
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Brexit news: David Davis says his Swedish robot lawnmower is proof that EU and UK must work together, Britain won't be turning into a 'Mad Max' dystopia and Brexit doesn't cause cancer. There, all caught up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists worried that with a swarm of 200 earthquakes building over the last 10 days, this time, maybe, Yellowstone will erupt and kill us all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig is ready for Madame Tussauds
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don't bite the hand that feeds you? Kathy Griffin just tore that entire arm off
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to lose weight? Sure, exercise more and eat less is always the best advice, but it turns out being lazy over lunch helps, too. Which explains all those scientists lingering in the cafeteria for hours every day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists create human-sheep hybrids so that organs may be grown in sheep, then transplanted into humans, which will be great for humanity but baa-aaa-aad for sheep-kind
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally a robot that subby wouldn't mind having his job taken over by: The beerbot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are faking "Black Panther"-related racial assaults. This is not a repeat from the seventies. Bonus: One pic is actually Rob Porter's wife
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
CBS golf overrun shortened important hour-long Grammy Red Carpet Live to 22 minutes, which consisted mostly of make-good commercials
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