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Tue November 20, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Brosectomy, where men get vasectomies together
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Mon November 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good-looking Gwen Stefani dons ugly sweater to shop for groceries in Beverly Hills. It's her life
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Sun November 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Francis wants anti-Semitism "banned from the human community." Maybe the Red Cross can help
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Thu November 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Almost all Japanese workers to get ten-day holiday next year to mark Emperor's abdication. Anyone in Washington paying attention?
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Wed November 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Naked women chased off bus... and for those that didn't click right away, Iranian men have a very different definition of naked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk's iconic toga up for auction. Now you too can be a sure thing with ladies of all colors
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Tue November 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stan Lee's movies made $21 billion at the box office. He himself made a whole lot less
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Combining everything good in life, here's Emily Ratajkowski drinking beer in a bikini
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Mon November 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Software engineer ticks all stereotype boxes, with nine real dolls and a restraining order
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm so sorry Krieger-san
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Really smart beauty queen and wife of ABC exec almost kills her kids with raw liver smoothies, not to mention herself with coffee enema
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the ghost monkey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sofa vs. 1-year-old lurcher-cross left alone. The sofa didn't stand a chance. (with pic of dog with 'did I do that?' look on its face)
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Sun November 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In this corner, we have Prince Albert of Monaco. And in the opposite corner, we have Leonardo DiCaprio. And in the center of the ring, Peter Griffin with a handy meme comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who says the wheels of justice turn slowly? I mean, it took just just a short 11 months for two Indiana cops to be charged with battery after brutally beating a handcuffed man. That's like super swift, right?
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Fri November 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
Boobies
 
A group of women encourage voters to grab them by the ballot in an attempt to drive more people to the polls against Republicans. NSFW
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(uInterview)
 
 
 
Emma Roberts & Dree Hemingway turn heads on red carpet at Los Angeles premiere of their move 'In A Relationship'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British mom who got fat on biscuits, pizza and tea slims down in the most delightful way after ditching habit of 21 teaspoons of sugar daily
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Waitrose names hottest new drinks of the year: mezcal, Greek wine, canned wine, and "classy" cider
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amusing clothing failures. Come for the camel toe boots, stay for the Pedo jumper
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Wed October 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt seen kissing his new girlfriend Katherine Schwarzenegger. Who is her daddy and what does he do?
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Tue October 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, would you be interested in a hormone kit that allowed you to breastfeed if it also meant you might develop B cups?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you ... the greatest literary maps OF ALL TIME
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The U.S. will hold those responsible for Khashoggi's death accountable, Mike Pence vows. Yeah, no clue who that is either. I feel like I SHOULD know his name. "Mike Pence," I think he used to do SOMETHING in DC, but yeah, not ringing any bells
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Mon October 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Genetic mutation study shows that once you hit middle age, Nature is pretty much done with you and has moved on to younger partners
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Fri October 19, 2018
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
The surest way to get into Harvard is to a) be intelligent, b) be a good athlete, c) have your parents donate a building
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is what you want? This is what you get
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite claims he was murdered in the Istanbul embassy, missing journalist Jamal Khashoggi is alive but captured and being held in Saudi Arabia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic announces its first-ever 'Pride Flight' to New York featuring LGBT+ pilots and cabin crew, offers 'Smoking' and 'Smoking Hot' sections
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds that 25% of women and 58% of men in the porn industry have low desire and struggle to orgasm naturally. What, you mean it's all faked? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gary Busey throws a tantrum when an interviewer asks him about his experiences with coke hounds
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
Boobies
 
Suzanne Somers champions the greatest technology of all time . . . the ability to grow new boobs from stem cells
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lothario hipster turns waterfront primitive tin mine into a lair to trap cats. Locals have a problem with his den of iniquity (interesting video possibly NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Goodman misses Roseanne Barr. Well, maybe he should buy a better scope
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Killer had admitted to members of NHS that he had fantasies of murder before meeting and killing 23 year old woman on Plenty Of Fish. In other news, Plenty of Fish apparently has real female accounts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you named your baby after Adolf Hitler, you might be a neo-Nazi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University asks students to sign contract promising to not act like university students
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Performance review from your boss after several cockups. Very bad: Your boss is Putin and you're the head of the GRU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Either a father married his son, causing a massive sinkhole to open up and swallow them, or TFA's headline is a key example of the importance of Oxford commas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Foodies know Kansas City for its legendary barbecue. Fans of Guy Fieri know Kansas City for its legendary 'chili-bombed' pizza, which is the usual pizza topped with tater tots, covered in chili, and further topped with dripping scoop of Cheez Whiz
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Mon October 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cleaners complain about having to clean up used condoms and sick at A) a night club, B) a frat house, or C) the UK House of Commons?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German vacation ad is NSFW. Or is it?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Long commutes can be a biatch, even without the jerkweed in the seat next to you whacking you on the head for falling asleep
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student caught using phone in class. Do they have to A: Turn it off and put it away? B: Hand it over to the teacher? or C: Smash it with a hammer.?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lab worker catches rare and deadly herpes virus from research monkey, will now try convincing his wife he and the monkey were just friends
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Sun October 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That accidental helicopter crash that killed the senior Putin prosecutor linked to the Trump Tower meeting is still accidental, if you define accidental as the helicopter crashing into a hail of bullets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facing a chaotic, no-deal Brexit, Theresa May urges Labour voters to ditch Jeremy Corbyn and join her "moderate" Tories and their "patriotic" plans. That's the joke
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Wed October 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan becomes a father for the second time. Despite all his rage he is still just a dad in a cage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: If you are the Under Armour spokesman make certain the Nike logo on your sweatshirt can't be seen while wearing it inside out, Tom Brady
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Sun September 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Charlie Sheen. You may remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly", "Here Comes the Metric System", and my ongoing battle with the IRS because paying taxes is for the little people
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pitching a tent on the subway and "smoking drugs" in it might not be normal, but in New York it is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dangerous crowd stampede in Central Park? Good thing Coldplay's Chris Martin was there to lull everyone to sleep
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing says Halloween like having a giant skull fly by Earth
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Thu September 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White Sox pitcher Jace Fry's fiancée accuses him of pitching on someone else's mound
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We expect to be on the ground just a little bit longer while we have the ground crew check out an unusual buzzing coming from our number 2 engine"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles's cousin who ditched pregnant American wife for one of her best friends three years after their 'High Society Instagram wedding' is single... after new love ends romance. The aristocrats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man uses his interactive doorbell to tell deliveryman to put his package in his Tesla (while opening his car boot remotely from work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No, those aren't butterflies you feel in your stomach; it's a tiny robot with caterpillar legs
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Mon September 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nobody's here to wake up Hicks anymore
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sexual misconduct allegations cause Panic! at the Disco
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six Flags offers visitors a chance to win $300 and $60 season passes and all they have to do is spend 30 hours in 2ft-by-7ft coffin for Fright Night. Talk about taking the fun out of a funeral
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan to Tess Holiday: Stop saying you are fat and healthy. You aren't healthy
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Sun September 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three drunk men, three drunk men / See what they done, see what they done / They all jumped onto a motorbike / A bus came along and hit 'em just right / Have you ever seen such a sight in your life / As three drunk men
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Luca see, Luca do
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey stuns in a dress. Then again, what doesn't she look good in?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute concludes medical marijuana use does not lead to a significant increase in the rate of crimes committed. Well, duh
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kanye West wants Twitter to hide 'likes' and compares it to 'having to write the size of your d**k on your T-shirt'
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Sat September 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at *you*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
112-year-old British woman reveals secret to long life: a nightly dram of whiskey for the last six decades
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did you indulge in binge drinking during your college years? Well, you're screwed now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Auction of vintage Ronald McDonald statues, ride designs, artwork and more expected to generate a McFlurry of bids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Junk food junkie" turns out to be an accurate diagnosis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Google exec says we could have two separate and exclusive Internets within a decade: one dominated by China, and one dominated by cats
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It has all the classic elements of a Nic Cage trip to the airport: the pants are leather, the jacket is leopard, and the sobriety appears minimal
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We've reached peak Taylor Swift
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six white Alabama high school students share picture of themselves stepping on a black student with cowboy boots saying, "WE GOT US ONE." As the predicted outrage hits, they claim it's a "joke that was blown out of proportion"
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who took turmeric to prevent a stroke now has turmeric-related liver damage and autoimmune hepatitis. But no strokes. So suck it, science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man caught shaving on a train says his life is all screwed up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists find the secret great white shark mating den
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Thu September 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katharine McPhee says the 34 year age difference with David Foster doesn't make a difference, as it's the numbers in his bank account which are more important
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Monkeypox fly, monkeypox land. Monkeypox welts all over my hand. Monkeypox see, monkeypox say. Monkeypox first time in the UK
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now you can experience the illusion of having breasts without that pesky surgery, or something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of millennials sleep in the nude. There's no similar study on baby boomers because that's just information no one wants to know
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton-John reveals her cancer diagnosis
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Sun September 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain launches Transparent²
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you talk good English? Take this simple test and see how much gooder you are than other English talkers. Difficulty: Daily Fail, so we're now questioning the very existence of English
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Sat September 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British ultra runner completes 112-mile race in 43-1/2 hours, while breastfeeding her infant son during breaks. You just pulled a muscle in your back reaching down from the couch to pick up the dropped TV remote (possibly NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley now starring in 'When I'm 64'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dakota Meyer is a biatch not a hero according to noted American hating liberal Bristol Palin
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pizza is hot, gooey, delicious - and dangerous. In 2017, an estimated 2,300 people had to go to the emergency room for pizza-related injuries
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The lesson here is: if you tend to drink a lot of beer, make sure you have a lot of salty food and snacks on hand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ohm MY GOD
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Wed September 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Moses may have parted the Red Sea but sadly he didn't filter it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ceiling crackhead is watching you squeeze your burrito
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After losing video game, Russian teenager beheads himself. Well, there's the problem, he's supposed to attack the other players
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sleepy boy accidentally puts chair on his back instead of his rucksack as he wakes up to go home from daycare (with video)
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Sun September 02, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Movie production manager wears "Weinstein is innocent" T-shirt at Venice Film Festival. How edgy
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Fri August 31, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay has a polite, measured response to critics who say his next show is 'cultural appropriation' that rips off Anthony Bourdain. Just kidding, he goes wonderfully batshiat
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Diners and servers dish on most inappropriate behavior they've ever witnessed at restaurants. The first item has to do with Burger King and it's not that Burger King anecdote -- it's grosser
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the latest person pointing the finger at Robert Wagner for Natalie Wood's death? The captain of the yacht
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's go surfin' now / Everybody's learning how / Come on and safari with... ACCKKK *thud*
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Wed August 29, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
While her ex-husband Ben Affleck checks into rehab, Jennifer Garner steps out and looks, er, amazing
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail is on the ball with its "video games can kill" messaging
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his finger stuck in vending machine while trying to reach sex toy that failed to drop, has to be rescued. He will probably not want to retell this story to his future kids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The name's Boyle, Buggered-off Boyle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin died without a will, meaning her assets will be deemed 'intestate'. Expect no R-E-S-P-E-C-T from her heirs
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Tue August 21, 2018
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Forget Madonna. The weirdest stuff at the 2018 VMA spilled onto the red carpet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Say what you want about The Fresh Prince's parenting style, he ain't a deadbeat dad
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists find it is physically possible to watch everything new on Netflix uploaded in past 12 months. It will require 8 months, strict daily routines, and no other job or social commitments, but it is possible. Hurray for science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump supporter claims Social Distortion lead singer beat him up during show in California over politics. He's lucky he didn't get beaten with a ball and chain
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dane Cook jokes on Instagram about the 26 year age gap between him and his girlfriend, making it the first time he's successfully joked about anything
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, consult a physician. Also don't let your kids jump on you. OH, SNAP
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prison etiquette rule #4: Don't put a witness in a murder trial into the same cell as the person he's testifying against. It may lead to an awkward situation
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Mon August 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Move over, block 'o cheese eating woman, this man eating a stick of butter on the subway has got you beat
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Tue August 07, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Supermodel Karlie Kloss is considered tall at 6'2'', but her feet aren't as big as you think
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Fri August 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fox says it trusts The Simpsons creators to handle Apu controversy 'in the best way for the show' after the character is labeled a racist stereotype. Seeing as how Apu is the only stereotype on the show, this issue should be easy to address
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Mon July 30, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
A headline that is far too similar to reality to be funny, but here it is anyway
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Mon July 23, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The cast of Teen Titans Go on their first feature-length movie: "In these dark times, the world needed a laugh"
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