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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Tested positive? Here's why the fifth day is important (and that doesn't mean the creation of birds and sea animals)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
♬ And their won't be Rockettes at Radio City this Christmas / The greatest gift we'll get this year is life (Oooh) / Where nothing ever grows, traffic barely flows / Guess you know it's Covid time at all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood plasma for the coronavirus blood God, it might just be the COVID-19 treatment we need
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The airline industry claims it won't recover until 2024
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The airline industry claims it won't recover until 2024
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Commerce Department's GDP report for the 3rd quarter will show the single greatest contraction of the economy in all American history. As in, there has never been a greater contraction. It was THE BIGGEST CONTRACTION EVER. See? Winning
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio has evidently been taken over by reptilians and purveyors of demon semen
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Revenues McDown 30%
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Schindler lists 2000 new job cuts
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
COVID-19 outbreak in Detroit cloister: nun survived
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Tue July 21, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Great news: UK nurse survives 67 days in the hospital with covid, including 40 in a coma, and gets to go home. Less great news: She's still in this timeline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida teachers union sues Florida over emergency order that schools completely open, turn on their side, and pour all the students and teachers into shark infested waters
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Thu July 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe we are getting a K-shaped recovery in the United States
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Mon July 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Body found at Lake Piru could be missing actress Naya Rivera [Update: it's her]
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yelp is serious about its employer/employee ratings
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Snacks, not sodas are the choice of a new generation in lockdown
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Sat July 11, 2020
(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Old & busted when renting a car: New car smell. New hotness: Lysol smell
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck warns that 25% of small restaurants may never reopen. But his line of frozen foods is darn tasty, so why not pick up a meal in the freezer on your way from your WFH gig on the sofa
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Thu July 09, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter and daughter in critical condition after crash caused by iguana
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's TB12 company got between $350,000 and $1 million to help it survive the COVID-19 pandemic. If they don't lay off either employee, they get to keep it all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tastes like chicken
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing ominous here. Just 1/3rd of Americans didn't make their rent or mortgage payments for July
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Golocalprov)
 
 
 
Rhode Island uses eye-catching slogan in anti-overdose PSA: 'Did you know your drug dealer is vegan?' Well, I didn't see him at the public restroom I use for snorting, so I have no idea
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Score)
 
 
 
MLS players going into Orlando bubble for return to play are treated to "Fyre Festival-like" box lunches, priced at $65 by their hosts. Welcome to Walt Disney World
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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Thu June 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
US GDP drops at a 5.0% rate in Q1 and that's the good news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good News: First-time claims for unemployment benefits have fallen in every report for the past 12 weeks. Bad News: Another 1.5 million Americans filed initial jobless claims last week
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Wed June 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
IMF downgrades outlook for global economy, claiming a quick recovery would be unbelievable. WOAH
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German economy will shrink 6.5% this year due to the coronavirus pandemic
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kudlow says there's 'no second wave' of coronavirus which means there's probably going to be at least 5-6 waves before we get better
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steroids found to improve survival rates, homerun totals, in sickest COVID patients
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The steroid dexamethasone WILL JUMP IN THAT VIRUS' BACK POCKET AND DELIVER A RELENTLESS BEATDOWN LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN - OOH YEAH. It also may reduce deaths in patients with severe cases
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby shared his story about recovering from COVID last month. Recovery is still going on, had a bunch of weird symptoms that continue to this day. Turns out for some, this is the new normal
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Fri June 12, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Get your smacking lips ready, kissing is going to be key to our mental recovery after coronavirus
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Totally calm man takes a meat cleaver to the head, casually strolls into a hospital to see if staff can doing anything about his minor headache (graphic)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You know how you feel when you see two otters holding hands? That's how the environment feels about their recovery
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow denies existence of recession. Again
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federer takes a knee on the rest of 2020
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
25,000 stores are predicted to shut their doors this year as viral goes retail
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Either way, no one will listen to him
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA justifies curtailing emission control regulations that combat fake* climate change by citing "economic emergency" caused by hoax* pandemic
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the recession is over. Now if you could all stop foraging through the dumpster behind my mansion that'd be swell
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage apps up 18% as people show they're batsh*t crazy just to get out and move
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County given the OK to totally reopen restaurants. Sit-down dining could begin as soon as this weekend as long as you don't take the southbound 101 or the 5 at rush hour
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Noted liberal rag Washington Free Beacon says Trump's re-election chances are not looking good. Mmmmmm...free bacon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 103 year-old woman beat Coronavirus, then cracked open a cold beer to celebrate
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Mon May 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Injured turkey gets wheelchair. No word on status of gravy, dressing
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Thu May 21, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
Sweden braces for deep economic crisis as it turns out viruses don't give a damn about right-wing libertarian masturbatory fantasies
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Expedia down after brokerage names its own price
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Expedia down after brokerage names its own price
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta says sayonara to 777s; Boeing bawling
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's GDP shrinks by a record 5.8% in March, which is something like 9.2 fahrenheit with the VAT and time change included
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market rally is actually signaling an 'abnormal' economic recovery, not a V-shaped coronavirus rebound. Here is why
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like we still get to reset clocks during shutdown after all
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio uses one heck of a word salad to avoid saying that maybe if you people could do social distancing right the police would leave you alone, probably
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Bored with weathering the Covid-19 pandemic relatively unscathed, Monterey business leaders formulate a plan to reinvigorate infection rates. The tourist dollars must flow. Now GBTW, you wheezing service-industry plebs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle to permanently close twenty miles of streets after everyone realizes life is better without cars running everyone over
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world does re-opening the right way
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(Axios)
 
 
 
America once again needs to be labeled a third world country, it's coronavirus recovery is way behind Europe's because of its lame lockdown policies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're losing our local colorful characters, village idiots, and resident weirdos to coronavirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC getting ready to party like it's 1975
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(Kings of SEAT León)
 
 
 
When car sales are down 97%, the top 10 best-sellers list gets weird
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pelotons are the new toilet paper. You can't deny they both involve @ssholes
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT
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Mon May 04, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson: I was wrong to brush off the seriousness of coronavirus. When I was taken into intensive care, the doctors began preparing how to announce my death
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You get a cap, and you get a cap, and you get a cap, everybody gets a cap
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(Washington Redskins)
 
 
 
While Aaron Rodgers sulks at his team drafting a QB, the number 1 pick from his draft class is just lucky to be alive after a gruesome leg injury. Relive Alex Smith's year-and-a-half long battle in "Project 11", Friday 7:30 PM on ESPN
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roy Horn of 'Siegfried and Roy' fame tests positive for coronavirus, Carole Baskin unavailable for comment
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Tue April 28, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
Freeze Peach causes State Emergency
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A big ozone layer hole over the Arctic that was the largest has closed off. Nice
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney World will have a more difficult road to recovery than Disneyland
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
There's going to be a depression. A great depression. The greatest depression we've had for 90 years, says Trump's top jobs advisor
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even a poor state can stop coronavirus from spreading. Difficulty level: woman Democratic governor
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Thu April 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Will the recovery look like a 'U,' a 'V' or 'swoosh?' Economists try to predict the recovery while omitting the 'steaming pile'
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last week: Why does India have so few Covid-19 infections? This week: Oh boy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
5 rules for sheltering in place with nofarkingways, nopes, and well okays
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Tens of Thousands dead and Millions unemployed. Dow Jones: 6k point recovery. Oil prices invert. Dow Jones: ZOMG Sell all the things
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bob Odenkirk says it's all good man while discussing his son's recovery from coronavirus
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's restaurant recovery plan favors fast food chains, probably because he thinks McDonald's and KFC are great places to eat, and Arby's is a great place to rant
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Las Vegas casino dealers to wear masks while they rob people
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams center Brian Allen tests positive for COVID-19
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Adaptive recovery is like living through evolution in real time"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hey guys, the Federal Reserve says that quarantining is a really inefficient way to handle Covid-19. That's right, the guys who print money out of thin air are giving medical advice. This timeline sucks
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Sun April 12, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson Brexits from hospital
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
GOP worries Trump has just weeks to sharpen coronavirus response. America worries it has just weeks to death on a ventilator
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
People show up outside Ohio governor's press conference to protest quarantine, will prove governor's point once the incubation period is over
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Thu April 09, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson no longer pining for the fjords
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Help, HELP)
 
 
 
Duke Energy, Florida Power & Light, and Gulf Power Co. plan to use savings from lower-than-expected fuel costs to lower utility bills so the lights should still be on when Florida man gets home from the unemployment office sometime next month
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