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Tue January 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton has entered the dreaded "OMG WE'RE JUST LIKE NORDICTRACK" part of their business cycle
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's code brown for hospitals in Victoria, Australia
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
QAnon now believes JFK (who died in 1963) is making appearances disguised as Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
American Red Cross declares Blood Crisis. Donate blood if you can
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Sun January 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I suppose in retrospect it should have been obvious that the Metaverse would have trailer parks too
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Microsoft discloses that dozens of computer systems at an unspecified number of Ukrainian government agencies have been infected with destructive malware, not including upgrades to Windows 11
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's the rumpus? Former Acting Defense Secretary Christopher Miller's crossing paths with the January 6th committee to discuss friendship, character, and ethics
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Fri January 14, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Nationwide, grocery stores are not receiving their treadmills
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The US now provides five times the natural gas to Europe as Russia does
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Defining the three words that describe the modern GOP
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Thu January 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
COVID at-home test kits are pretty clear about swabbing your nostrils, so it should be no surprise to you that lots of Americans are "hacking" the kits by swabbing their throats instead. Joke's on them, the most effective swab area is the butthole. PBR tried to warn us
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
I'm sure this Rock and Roll Hall of Fame list will generate a nice reasoned discourse
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(Axios)
 
 
 
You can't investigate us, you're black so that's racism plus it's against the constitution and a third thing we haven't thought of yet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, he's over a year into his presidency and hasn't made even the slightest bit of progress on expanding or protecting voting rights. But don't worry, Biden will be giving an "aggressive speech" on the topic today. So aggressive. Much strong
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The King of Canada does not drink his Molson in a igloo like a common peasant. The King of Canada deserves something better eh
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Sun January 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"We have nowhere to retreat," says owner of the largest country on earth while occupying another country
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Can Trump be stopped by... {spins wheel} the constitution?
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Meadows files a friend of the court brief with regard to Trump and January 6. In other news, Meadows can be anybody's friend
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's efforts to ban the platform while president, his aides urged him to do Tik-Tok videos in the run-up to Jan 6th to energize supporters. But apparently "The Overthrow Democracy Challenge" never came to be
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court takes a quick break from its busy schedule of stripping away women's rights, voting rights, property rights, and 1st Amendment protections to announce that all nine justices have received a booster shot. Yay
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Poo patrol, to the rescue
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ron DeathSantis: "Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Baa-ram-ewe, Baa-ram-ewe... Vac-cin-ate, vac-cin-ate... Baa-ram-ewe
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
2022 will be the 'year of vaccination,' says director of vaccine institute. On CNBC. From his cold fusion-powered flying car
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Fri December 31, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is the wave returning to the ocean?
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
President Biden sets up appointment to laugh at Russia's demands via phone
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Omicron is a completely different kind of COVID altogether, says UK scientist likely using the wrong instruments
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
The Soviet Union collapsed 30 years ago today and it's been all vodak and rainbows since then
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Fri December 24, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Looks like Microsoft has had a huge leaking AAS hole for four years
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
NFL QB Aaron Rodgers wants to know why everyone thinks he's an idiot
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Mon December 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Perhaps we should start exploring a possible connection between Hentai, tentacle porn, and COVID immunity?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP announces that it will not allow Biden to add any liberals to the Supreme Court if Breyer decides to retire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guy who drives really fast plans to use newfound fame to share his deep thoughts with us. Thoughts like "government only makes things worse"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Because he's guilty of high treason and they're closing in on the proof?
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Sun December 19, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"How Maine lost control of coronavirus and became a national hot spot"
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Frost frosts Boris just before Christmas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL prepares for the playoffs with the idea that you can't test positive for COVID if we don't test you
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP ignores Trump's desire to boot McConnell out on his shell
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's been forgotten due to subsequent events, but on Dec 27, Rep Louie Gohmert filed a lawsuit seeking to block Pence from certifying the election results, and since Louie couldn't color in a kid's menu without help, who was REALLY behind it?
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
The Barge abides
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two key organizers of the TrumpCoup have seen the writing on the wall. Not the shiat that was literally written on the wall during the riot, but metaphorical writing to save their real asses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today, 36 NFL players and 1 staff member all tested positive with Covid, one of whom tested positive with the Omicron variant
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Mon December 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's a brand new week, so here's your first CNN piece lamenting Biden's low approval ratings and Democrats' ongoing implosion despite the fact they're doing so many good things. It's almost like the good stuff doesn't get reported. Almost like that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Like the dog who finally caught the car and didn't know what to do, the Taliban now wants to kiss and make up with the U.S. after realizing running a country is a lot harder than they thought
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Sun December 12, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Lambeau Field for Sunday Night Football for the NFL's oldest rivalry. Can Aaron Rodgers and the Packers light up the Bears? Or will Chicago pull off the upset in Green Bay? Check it out at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
People are buying drugs via Instagram. I mean, it's right there in the name
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Brian Bulatao, CAO of Activision Blizzard, warns employees of "consequences" if they continue their efforts to unionize
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Retail industry hopes to stop smash-and-grab tactics by appealing to known smashers and grabbers
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Fri December 10, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Are you getting a 6.8% raise this year? If not, you have effectively gotten a pay cut. Have a nice day
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Elon Musk masturbating furiously as he discovers a novel way to be obnoxious to non Tesla owners parking in his precious charging stations
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: we'd like to politically grandstand and have a series of utterly pointless votes on bills to repeal Biden's vaccine mandates that will never pass the House and would be vetoed if they did. Sen Manchin: sure, fellas sounds good to me
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Stone: Fif
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Tue December 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: nearly 70 Spanish medics test positive after a Christmas party. Worse: most worked in the ICU. Sign of the times: they were fully vaxxed
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Mon December 06, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Here's everything you need to know about the "Sex and the City" reboot that's coming out next week. Besides the fact that you're not going to watch it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A James Bond theme, cover of Vogue, hosting SNL, and earning mountains of money in a year will tend to boost one's self-esteem
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
And now they can rest. 80 years after Pearl Harbor scientists identify over 90% (361 out of 394) of those lost, but previously unidentified, on the USS Oklahoma through intense DNA analysis. We salute you
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
You hold one little seance amongst the childrens' graves in the local graveyard and suddenly their parents are screaming about desecration. You'd have thought they'd want to know if little Johan or Loes were happy
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Wed December 01, 2021
(6Park)
 
 
 
You are not the person I agreed to be scammed by
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Tue November 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows: cooperating conspirator
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's a putz pushing a putsch in Wisconsin
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Covid positivity rates align with political maps, which, in turn, align with vaccination rates
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Are you more COVID-19 immune than a doorknob licker?
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky if no one ends up getting shot
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico is the most vaccinated place in America. Yes, Republicans, it counts
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Fri November 26, 2021
(World Health Organization)
 
 
 
I don't care, I'm calling it the Unicron Variant
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retailers expect record gains of 8.5% to 10.5% in holiday shopping from last year, with higher-income households in the U.S. spending five times that of lower-income ones. Merry K-mas, peasants
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Wed November 24, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
NFL blinks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Appeals Court to Lawyers arguing Trump's "executive privilege" lawsuit to shield his 1/6 records: So we can't help but notice the Presidential Records Act says the courts have no power to review the Archivist's decision to release records
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR: Hey, we can fixate on Biden's historically low approval ratings, too
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Tue November 23, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Facing the possibility of a more strenuous 2022, Ukraine announces new, tank-heavy diet for its soldiers
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Mon November 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Look, if he's willing to beat his wife and kids, he can surely beat the Democrats"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Austria throws another shrimp on the barbie and locks down the entire country as COVID cases soar. Crikey
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Natural gas industry complaining of being victim of "cancel culture". You'd think with climate change it wouldn't be such a little snowflake
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Russians are launching another module to the International Space Station on Wednesday
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Thu November 18, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dozens lose pay over covid vaccine mandate refusal. DOZENS
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you'll look out the left side of the aircraft, you'll see Ethiopia's capitol of Addis Ababa, as well as incoming surface-to-air fire"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Women's basketball has some equality with the men's side now
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Wed November 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
And CNN has now progressed to the "How Kamala Harris can save her vice presidency" stage of their bullshiat fearmongering narrative
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Tue November 16, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Biden administration pushes back against negative press on VP Harris, suggesting that perhaps the media is responsible for generating these "rumors" and elevating them to the level of "news"
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hospitals and nursing homes in Florida would be required to vaccinate their employees by federal rule yet prohibited from doing so by Florida. If only there was some legal precedent as to what happens when the federal government and state conflict
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Fri November 12, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP rep investigated for breaking law he created
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Regretting getting vaccinated? No problem, these cures will not only get rid of the vaccine, but will also turn you back into a virgin
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Thu November 11, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One flu over the covid's deaths
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Tue November 09, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
GOPers who voted to improve America's bridges get threats that they'll hang from one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressman details friendly call from respectful voter who kindly disagreed with him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe if liberals would just come out and admit that masking kids at school does actually have some downsides, the MAGA crowd would gratefully acknowledge their honesty and agree to cooperate, suggested a moron
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The book will be titled: "Coalfinger: How to screw my party and the country because I f*cking can"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The U.S. is open. Maskless moose out front shoulda told ya
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Sat November 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"What frustrates him the most, though, is that this was preventable." Gee.....it's a pity no one told him that. Oh wait.....WE DID
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh look, another fraudulent press release pretending that a major retailer is accepting cryptocurrency. Must be a day ending in 'y'
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ethiopia is going to fall
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That's not a UFO, it's the TARDIS
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chief Judge of the DC circuit is sending a VERY clear message to the foot soldiers of the 1/6 insurrection that if they cooperate and talk to the Congressional 1/6 Committee investigators, the court will show its appreciation at sentencing
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Downturna
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(DW)
 
 
 
Armed soldiers from Belarus cross Polish border for third time this month without opening a single screen door
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman (I) would like to remind us all that he was the original Kyrsten Sinema
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Wed November 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
China tells families to start stockpiling food
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Tue November 02, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the left: "IS attack on Kabul hospital leaves 7 dead, 16 wounded - Taliban special forces deployed" To the right: Ideas of what Taliban special forces look like
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
OBJ's dad posts video showing Baker not passing to son; slams Butcher and Candlestick Maker also for low targets
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Mon November 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
LA County Sheriff says the vaccine mandates are causing a "mass exodus" of personnel from his department, by which he means nobody has actually left yet, and less than 10% have filed for an exemption to the requirements
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Sat October 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Russian Bear is on the move
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An openly gay Massachusetts student sharing her experiences with bullying at a school board meeting on Tuesday was left in tears after being bullied by a supposed adult who shouted over her, screaming "This is indoctrination"
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Labour MP apologizes for accurately describing her Tory peers
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What's the latest polling showing in the Virginia governor's race? Oh. Oh my
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad news: you will be more short staffed at work. Good news: no more MY FREE-DUMBS rants at the break room microwave
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Court martial them all and put them on trial for directly refusing a lawful order from their commanding officer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Always begs the question when someone finds an OnlyFans profile
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Kaiser Permanente workers threatening to strike over proposed pay cuts. Execs counter that there's no profit in American healthcare
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Virginians breathlessly await arrival of guy who lost the last race for president
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Vlad passes gas and an entire continent sees relief
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"A fear grows in Trumpworld: Have we gone too conspiratorial?" and which Trump advisers are the secret Deep State agents deliberately leading him astray? And do they answer to the Lizard People or the cannibal pedophile Satanist cabal?
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Walrus enjoys some hot walrus-on-walrus-class action
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
'We don't even expect the GOP to do work anymore.'
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Mon October 25, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams and Broncos swap 2024 draft picks. That's a lot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jan. 6th organizers testifying they had many planning meetings with the Trump White House staff and Congress members
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Sun October 24, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hogan has retired, brother
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Fri October 22, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
NZ PM introducing Red Light districts to help with economic recovery once a region hits 90% vaccinated. Also something about Yellow and Green Lights
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
The story of what happened when a major ransomware attack came to tiny Pottawatomie County, Kansas, which shocked most residents because they didn't even know they had computer systems to ransom. Bonus: They got a discount on the ransom
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republicans will not support Democrats' Voting Rights Bill on news that it still includes rights for voters who do not vote Republican
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Paying people a livable wage? Yeah, no. Let's consider deploying the National Guard to drive trucks instead
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pay workers more and execs less and watch how fast things get better for all
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senate says President should face manslaughter charges for mishandling COVID. Oh. I'm being told it's the Brazilian Senate. Man, what do they need that many senators for?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook to pay $14M settlement for job discrimination. Fun activity: Suggesting how they find the money to pay it
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Mon October 18, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Zillow stonk crashes after it says it will stop buying new homes as even they don't know what those ridiculous zestimate numbers mean
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Big Liars can't get enough of the Big Lie
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nord Stream 2 is the Russian pipeline everybody's talking about and it's not even yellow
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
If you're one of the the 66 million Americans who still haven't gotten the Covid vaccine, you're part of the reason a fifth Covid wave may happen
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Sun October 17, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bannon is trying to avoid subpoenas as he knows he'll implicate Trump in the conspiracy
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Sat October 16, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxxers turn to litigation for "right to die" options
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian judge has had enough of anti-vax pastor
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tag is for the group of 50 nonprofits who, following whistleblower testimony, now have Facebook in their crosshairs
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Wed October 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: *calls competent lawyer* Competent Lawyer: New phone who dis?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Going postal is apparently back in fashion
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Game recognizes game
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Mon October 11, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Insulate Britain protester arrested for bringing traffic to a standstill is married to road boss responsible for making the traffic flow. Wait, what? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Taiwan warns China not to FA unless it wants to FO
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Sat October 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Instead of closing for the floods, Titiporn's eatery is making waves, staying open for customers who are reveling in shin-deep dining, and the thrill of avoiding the rush of water set off as boats go by"
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mandates work. Just ask your mom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democracy is having an anxiety attack
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Thu October 07, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Shell Oil warns of a possible $500mil hit from Hurricane Ida, promises to cover it all and then some in the upcoming months
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Is it really anybody else's business?
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Definitely not a streetlight seen floating above Chicago (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The wheels of justice turn slowly, but they do turn. And so it is in Georgia, where the Trump case is approaching a boiling point, and may soon move to the front burner
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Tue October 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You already know the answer to that
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Evergrande Hopson the asset fire-sale train
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When you hear hoofbeats, think zebras, not horses
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
More food shortages are coming but this is no time to panic, everything will be just fine. [five minutes into the future] EVERYBODY PANIC
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CA Governor Newsom orders all school kids 12 and older to be shot
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"This man invented the OPTICAL MOUSE, surely HE can find a cure for this Covid plague that has baffled the greatest minds of medical science" said no one eve- uh, make that: a shockingly high number of charitable foundations and Silicon Valley moguls
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Sure, this declassified State Department says "Havana Syndrome" doesn't exist, and the reported symptoms are possibly caused by crickets. But what if it's Russian crickets?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Did you start watching D&D livestreams because the pandemic restricted entertainment options? Well, Hollywood's betting you're gonna LOVE paying $25 to do that in a crowded theater. Just make sure the cleric prepares Cure Disease/Lesser Restoration
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Wed September 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats are getting tired of Sinema's and Manchin's shiat, which I guess means they'll be, you know, complaining a lot more before they eventual fold completely
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Tue September 28, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
UK government yesterday: please don't panic buy petrol. UK today: chaos, violence, and shortages due to wide-spread panic-buying of petrol
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
LetThemFight.gif
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Mon September 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shocked. SHOCKED. Well, not that shocked
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
64-year-old Trump-loving cartoonist Ben Garrison says he is struggling with COVID-19, won't go to the hospital, and is treating himself with horse de-wormer and beet juice. Let's see how that works out for him
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Anonymous Biden admin officials reveal that 'there's a complete lack of direction' on immigration policy. DHS now looking to round them up to stick them in cages and forget about them
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We will replace you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If the US had kept the death rate from Covid the same as Australia or Hong Kong or South Korea, 650,000 people would be alive today
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer tells Nazi Barbie that it's all Uncle Joe's fault
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lehman II Chinese Boogaloo may be about to hit screens across the world
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Congresswoman calls the Biden administration's use of whips on Haitian refugees "worse than slavery". Pretty sure slavery got a lot worse than that, even if the current situation is unacceptable
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The story that's all over the news about 2 men who went missing in June and August. You've heard and read all about it so much, sorry to bore you
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Wed September 22, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Shhhh, secret hospital; don't tell anybody. It has a Panera
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently "Evergrande" is Mandarin for "Lehman Brothers"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Schools: Kids can't be vaccinated, but having them wear masks all day is hard so we're not gonna. Parents: Then we want to enroll in virtual learning. Schools: No, not possible. Parents: Then we'll keep them home. Schools: OK, CPS report it is
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