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Sun July 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Georgia. Ohio. Texas. Dems tell Biden to go big Big BIG to not just defeat Trump but to rout him and discredit his dangerous style of racial demagogy
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Another Friday Night Massacre in the (In)Justice department as Barr replaces Eastern District US Attorney with toadie
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Abbott's dangerous early reopening of Texas was probably a gamble that covid wouldn't hit his base: rich white people in the 'burbs and rural voters. He rolled snake eyes
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The US recorded a new record of more than 70,000 new cases of Coronavirus yesterday, up from 61,000 they day before. We're "flattening the curve" alright, just the wrong axis
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(Vox)
 
 
 
America still doesn't have enough N95s
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You want scary? How about the fact that President Donald Trump has not been briefed by the nation's leading infectious disease expert, Dr. Fauci, for about two months about the pandemic
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's because they're idiots, you see
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Hopefully the database column for daily COVID cases was not a 16-bit unsigned integer, because the United States just passed that number
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
People unfortunate enough to have to meet with President Trump these days are greeted to an epic whine-fest about how nothing is his fault and he is truly history's greatest victim
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hosting Next week's Texas Republican Convention? Houston has a problem with that
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Of the 36 cases of COVID-19 in Mississippi's capitol, 26 are legislators. "Gov. Tate Reeves is warning the public to get tested for coronavirus if they have been in contact with a state lawmaker"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Weeks after President Trump demanded that America's shuttered houses of worship be allowed to reopen, new outbreaks of the coronavirus are surging through churches across the country where services have resumed. God only knows how that happened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook has removed Roger Stone from Instagram after linking him to more than 100 fake Facebook pages and Instagram accounts
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned, inch by inch
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Major Dumb to COVID control
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's imagine some worst-case scenarios for 2020 and the Coronavirus in the political field
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Last week the US shattered previous records by report a new record 50,000 new coronavirus cases in one day. The good news is that this hasn't happened again. The bad news is that's because we had 60,000 new cases yesterday instead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Manky Swan upgraded to Posh Duck
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As more people work in their underwear, Levi's falters
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What is wrong with you peasants? Can't you just die quietly and stop dinging GOP numbers?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine traveling thousands of miles from home to fight in one of the most important battles that your country has ever fought in, only to return home and be told by friends and family that it was a hoax. These nurses don't need to imagine
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Afghanistan's president says "Taliban violence poses 'serious problems' to peace," possibly in the same way that swallowing an entire drum of Crisco poses problems to weight loss
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Data-mining firm Palantir files for stealth IPO knowing already who's buying and for how much
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham, facing tough reelection, attempts to save his ass by breaking with the president on key issues
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's race-bating tactics are not working
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Arizona joins Texas, California, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Illinois in tallying more than 100,000 cases of coronavirus"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican National Convention attendees will be tested every day for coronavirus, human-equivalent level of mental competency, self-tanner
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew sought Washington lobbyist with ties to the Trump administration to help with Epstein case. Even the Trumper lobbyist was smart enough not to touch this with a ten-foot pole
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
_______ and _______ join _____, pulling the (REDACTED)'s merch from their online stores
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump needs to troll China and Hong Kong's new China-mandated 'national security' law by visiting Taiwan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"How anti-Trump Republicans got into his head. Spoiler alert: It was easy"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If FEMA refuses to send coronavirus tests to a major hotspot, does COVID-19 still make a sound?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran reports 'significant' damage at nuclear facility, which probably means we're all dead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Employers: "They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. We say, 'Let 'em crash.'"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's team is wondering if all the "statue shiat" is gonna work
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
The Noose Depot is changing the way it sells rope
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
+28%?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Redskins minority owners looking to sell. Damn, I know the name is bad, but they own minorities too?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sets another record - 11,458
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Best Korea: "We got everything we wanted from you, Orangeskin. Don't call us anymore"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If they're going to rename the Washington Redskins, these are the likeliest contenders
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Army of Lame Duck marches out to confront The Antifa at the Battle of Big Bullshiat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
City official showers during a teleconference. Shower drowns out his phone. Because colleagues are trying to tell him the video's on, and everyone in the conference can see everything. So can journalists and civilians live-streaming the conference
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
America Surrenders
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Daniel Synder realizes he really likes money and will look into changing his team's name
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Another racist symbol found in Nascar garage
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Private GOP polls show some uncomfortable truths for Trump
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Thu July 02, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man, the Confederates haven't had their asses whipped this bad in Richmond since 1865
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(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS Secretary Alex Azar, as you would expect during a Pandemic, has been a very busy man lately, visiting hospitals, announcing awards, new initiatives, etc. Strangely however, he seems to only be going to major media markets in battleground states
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trump is demanding Pentagon hire man fired from NSA for circulating conspiracy theories
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day pushed back until October so Bezos can get caught up on counting his money
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA Supreme Court rules that Republicans in legislature can't just rescind governor's power because he's a Democrat
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Women's Roller Derby is running rings 'round the 'rona
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Hiking the Appalachian Trail is difficult: 2,200 miles, 16 Everests' worth of elevation gain, lots of injuries and loneliness. It's even tougher when you have to dodge the cops every step of the way while it's shut down due to coronavirus
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
10,109. In one day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Activists have realized that while Dan Snyder can't be shamed, the companies that support his team might respond differently
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At the upcoming Presidential debates, it won't be Trump vs. Biden. It will be Biden vs. himself
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep red state of Mississippi admits it made poor choices, now says it's in deep COVID trouble
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check into how the US is doing six months into the Coronavirus fight, and it's...oh, dear
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Defund the police and we can fight crime with music and dance. Only partially joking
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...pation
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"It seems our wartime president has surrendered, waved the white flag and abandoned the battlefield"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Comedian" George Lopez says he is retiring his racist jokes. So......his entire act
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(DW)
 
 
 
European Union opens borders to 14 countries, shiatholes still banned. Sorry, Americans
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Buddy can you spare anything but a dime: The (near) cashless society has arrived thanks to the coronavirus
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fark. Faaaark. Farkity-fark-fark. Fark, that's nasty
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everything just "HAS" to be bigger in Texas. Even the number of people infected with novel coronavirus
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope Pence's prayers are up to date
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Madlibs headlines will get out of control. They will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live
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(Politico)
 
 
 
College bros are hopping in the Trans-Am
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(AP News)
 
 
 
10,000,000
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is almost becoming self-aware
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well the NWSL just lost all of its support among Republicans
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Sat June 27, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pickleball courts are open. Try to avoid any major incidents
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, flanked by Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx had this to say, "We slowed the spread. We flattened the curve. We saved lives,"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dueling Goofus-Gallant campaign events are offering contrasting virus responses, color schemes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot will leave up lies, but will name them as lies - he's still equivocating on fake news. Must be part of his core programming
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fed to banks: look farkos, we're about to be in for a VERY bumpy ride, so you all are going to hang on to your cash and not deplete it by buying back your own stock or handing out dividends to investors until at least September, capice?
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Europe's kids are raving with Molly today, raging with 'rona tomorrow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫♫ The Gov does what's right/ In the covid fight *CLAPCLAPCLAP*/ He's shut the bars in Texas ♫♫
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Overview of polls to the left (good news for Democrats in the Senate), obligatory response to ignore all polls to the right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump World in chaos
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
YouTube discriminates against black content. What legal recourse does one have? Pretty much none
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US' 2.5 million confirmed Covid-19 cases represent 25% of the world's known 10 million cases. However CDC officials believe the actual number of Americans infected with the virus may be SLIGHTLY higher...like, say, 10x higher
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Well now we know why the sudden increase in fireworks all across the country is likely not a psyop (link swapped)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Catholic Church fires lesbian music director for marrying a woman, showing how they still care way too much about what kind of organs are being played
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper: if you like the mask you have you can keep the mask you have. If you like social distancing you can continue social distancing. If you aren't willing to do either you can FOH, DIAF, and move to South Carolina
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much like a doctor at a free clinic down the street, BoJo warns us that the ball is a natural vector of disease
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea suspends plans for complete and utter asskicking
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Smashing another record in Florida. New York hit this level at the end of March after being shut down for a week, can't wait to see how this turns out
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With some reopenings being stopped, many Americans are in limbo - nobody knows where the bar's been set
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google staffers to leadership: Let's stop being evil, stop selling our tech to the police
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate for a scapegoat to blame their abysmal coronavirus response on, and previous attempts to audition China or the WHO for the role not really resonating with the American people, the White House is now fitting the CDC for a set of horns
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are noticing a few hundred less tweets a day from Trump lately, it's because he's increasingly being preoccupied with defending his physical and mental health these days
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Based on common usage, Twitter reclassifies "#WhiteLivesMatter" as K-pop trend. Some users further riffed on it "by saying the Pillsbury Doughboy, stormtroopers from Star Wars and endangered white tigers were on the receiving end of disrespect"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh oh, it's back to the bunker
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump campaign strategy is rooted in ethics in games journalism, trading wood for gold
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If your state took 9 weeks to reach 50,000 COVID-19 cases, but four weeks and a day to reach 100,000 cases, you might be from Florida
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
For at least 160 years, this meant exactly the opposite
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kudlow says there's 'no second wave' of coronavirus which means there's probably going to be at least 5-6 waves before we get better
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook and Twitter stack the deck in favor of police and prosecutors
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Sun June 21, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Public Enemy just dropped a new anti-Trump song and it's a doozy
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Inuit was going to happen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Susan Rice revs the TransAm at Senate Republicans playing in traffic
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus Taskforce© would like you to know that they will have told you so
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bronx Times)
 
 
 
It's the safest possible time to go into an Italian-food coma in the middle of Arthur Avenue
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Warner Records gives record deal to 12 year-old sensation whose Instagram Black Lives Matter anthem went viral
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Miz TV welcomes Mandy to talk about her & Sonya's feud. A.J. hosts an "Intercontinental Championship Title" celebration but who will ruin it? Bray returns to take us back to the Firefly Fun House. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida now requiring people in major cities to wear masks in public, not so fast, Jacksonville
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Protip: If your family member is on a ventilator, don't unplug it in order to use the outlet for something else
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Lightning players and staff shut down camp after positive COVID test. Add that to the Phillies, the UT Longhorns and others... there is no way we are going to see sports this year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An historic pandemic originates in your country. Should you: C) Blast a neighboring country with a sustained cyber assault targeting a wide variety of institutions, including healthcare
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Republicans increasingly worried about their November election chances: "The environment really sucks for us right now." You mean the environment that you and your President created over the past three and a half years?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will the government keep the Small Business Loan program going?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson lightens up on the racism
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Back off, Facebook Boogaloos
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's too late for Tulsa to escape Trump's stupidity and inevitable Covid-19 superspreader event
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill to be introduced making Juneteenth a Federal holiday by John Cornyn (R-eally, for real, are you sure? Texas)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And any vegan working for the national Meat marketing Board are probably equally horrified, but they HAD to know that was the job going in
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US mortgage rates hit an all-time low, mirroring most people's credit scores
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(BBC)
 
 
 
During their recent clash India and China were practicing for World War 4
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CAPTCHAs now being used by hackers? They gotcha
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carnival cruises to a $4.4bil quarterly loss
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protests have been ongoing across the country for three weeks -- but do not appear to correlate with any increased rate of coronavirus
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas coronavirus hospitalizations jump 11% in one day. Gov. Greg Abbott: "All is well, remain calm"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Worst Korea Minister of Unicorns resigns after learning the job was a fantasy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brits, 2016: We want to leave the EU so we can bring back blue passports. Brits, 2020: We don't like the new colour (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver citizens seek to remove statue of farting pedophile
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pastor deeply sorry for saying out loud what he really believes. Bonus: at panel discussion about BLM, George Floyd, and racial injustice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, this is terrifying
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
October-surprise Donnie really wants a vaccine because he really cares about Americans living and not-at-all about winning in November. He wants it so much that he doesn't care how many have to die in the process. OK, hold that Bible
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(Tennis.com)
 
 
 
US Open officially announces it will definitely take place in September, pinky swear. Coronavirus hits an ace
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The Red Cross is testing every blood and platelet donation for COVID-19 antibodies. You can't go in if you're showing symptoms, but it beats coughing on rich people and waiting for their tests to come back
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida, to New York and New Jersey: "Hold my beer"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong leader/China pupper Carrie Lam urges people not to 'demonize' the new Chinese security law, rather to just relax and let the possession happen
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
List of 97 cities where tear gas was used on protestors. Police complaining about short supply, price increases
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Defunding the police may not be necessary
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out the most humiliating job in America is not Trump's speechwriter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google finally bans extreme-right websites "The Federalist" and "ZeroHedge" from its ad platform
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
For those who kept pointing out armed right wing protestors were peaceful, "were" is the key word now. Everyone with common sense saw this coming a mile away
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Erstwhile politics-tab hero Matt Taibbi has departed from the approved talking points of the moment, and must be destroyed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three Indian soldiers killed in violent clash with Chinese troops along disputed border...but apparently no guns were fired, leading to the inescapable conclusion that China has an unstoppable army of Shaolin Kung-Fu warrior monks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's pretty clear at this point that A) Un's dead or its functional equivalent, and B) Lil' Kim has gone full Princess Azula and wants a shooting war with Other Korea
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Jon Stewart: "The police are, in some respects, a border patrol, and they patrol the border between the two Americas"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
2020 is already rehashing its greatest hits: let's have another war scare
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Mon June 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Rancor erupts in news room. *SPOILER ALERT* Hopefully there's a skull lying around to activate the door switch
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sweden's PM rejects criticism of his strategy to deal with Covid-19 claiming, despite a death rate that 10x higher than his neighbors "it's too early to draw conclusions about the success of our strategy," adding "hern-de hern-de bork bork bork"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo "fact checker" Glenn Kessler is very concerned that the latest anti-Susan Collins ad might be misleading because it presents, like, actual facts and stuff. Remember: Both sides are equally bad
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally. As we've all known, The Beatles were really into slavery. Can't Buy Me Love, indeed
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis cops begin resigning, say the city just isn't supporting them for some reason
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The scourge of coronavirus fraud
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
The suspicious hanging death of Robert Fuller in Palmdale has now gotten people looking into the case of another black man who was found hanged a couple weeks ago just 45 miles away
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So what liberal-loving socialistic-leaning American city wants to establish their own autonomous zone next? Why that would be Nashville. The one in deep-red Tennessee. (pops some popcorn) This should be good
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The coming era of millennial despair
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America is already different than it was two weeks ago
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finger tapping head - you can't start the second wave if you never technically finish the first wave
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Fri June 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The CDC has posted guidelines for minimizing everyday risk. These will be very helpful in slowing or stopping the spread of COVID-19 back in February
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, if the loser Trump hates losers so much, why does he defend these losers and their Confederate symbols so much?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kudlow: "I'd like to eat my words in a month or so"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colin Kapernick may go from kneeling to flying very soon, if Pete Carroll has anything to say about it
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
'Mindless' vandalism in Liverpool on Penny Lane (made famous by Beatles song) as street signs sprayed over for being racist. Something about some guy charging a penny to cross a toll bridge
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's attitude about the Covid-19 virus: if we all just pretend it isn't here, it will go away
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Maldives begin allowing people out during daytime, confirming they are not run by vampires
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The scariest place to be in during the Covid-19 outbreak is: A) Prison; B) Nursing Home; C) Dollar General Warehouse
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Georgia Sheriff posts a meme asking if the U.S. could start 'hanging traitors', finds out that yes, that was wrong and he wasn't supposed to do that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Higher virus numbers are infecting Lower Korea
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Shedd Aquarium sheds 8% of workforce as the remaining employees flounder for things to do
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"This isn't just a wink to white supremacists-he's throwing them a welcome home party"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Country group Lady Antebellum to change name to Lady A. No word how many triggered country fans will burn their albums
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Major nonprofits are turning down Zuckerbucks over FB's political lies. MCP now in reboot mode
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Does it make it ok if Trump phrases his factually incorrect tweets as a rhetorical question? I'm just speculating, putting it out there?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro followed Trump's Coronavirus playbook, and now he and his country are suffering
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Iowans are swingers again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC's subway is now clean enough to ride in
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline employees forced to to consider voluntary separation or early retirement packages or possibly be laid off in October. Or worse, send United employees after them
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(Some Restaurant Guy)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese, whose 610 restaurants necessarily feature hundreds of germy kids and parents playing, eating, drinking and fighting under one roof, is in deep trouble. Hence, they granted retention bonuses to top-level execs
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bon Appétit: all our dishes are served with a side of racism. Enjoy
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turkey says new era in Libyan war after 'agreements' were reached with Trump in telephone call, no doubt in which president Erdogan receives military and economic aid in exchange for drumsticks and gravy
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China-India border dispute 'killing thousands' of goats raised for cashmere wool. Of course, with the two nuclear powers threatening war, this is no time for wool gathering
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
In the age of Covid, how do you manage the largest single day sporting event? There is an app for that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
25,000 stores are predicted to shut their doors this year as viral goes retail
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump gets the 2016 White Fright team back together for 2020
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out that the Trump campaign is running ads in DC with the sole aim of making Trump feel better
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Mon June 08, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that Nara deer poop has become firmer and rounder in this time of coronavirus, thanks to lack of tourists feeding them heavily processed rice crackers, which, when overconsumed, lead to deer diarrhea
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to restart MAGA rallies soon. SOON
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Sun June 07, 2020
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
You won't have to get your Beyond somewhere else
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Golly, Republicans. If only the opportunity to uphold your oaths, perform your Constitutional duties, and remove a criminally corrupt President had presented itself at some point in the last three and half years. Good riddance, complicit traitors
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That decrease in unemployment numbers Trump bragged about? Yeah, about that
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(Chron)
 
 
 
People are sawing through and climbing over Cadet Bone Spur's border wall
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
FacebooKKK
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
George Floyd protests created a surge in voter registrations, and not among the geriatric white country-club crowd
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Thu June 04, 2020
(City and State NY)
 
 
 
DeBlasio's mayoralty has been such a cluster that #BLM and Giuliani are now agreeing with each other
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The story of Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, a couple of swell guys just making up pranks and not-at-all creepy lowlifes with a creepy agenda
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pandemic unemployment claims reach a staggering 42.6 million
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney reminds John Boyega that the Force will be with him. Always
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A third former President has hit the Trump tower
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Even the National Enquirer thinks Trump's allegations about Joe Scarborough are unprintable garbage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SecDef Esper says he's not in favor of the use of the insurrection act. He didn't do anything to stop it, mind, but he's totally against it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day just expanded to a week, delivery drivers just ordered more advil
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gas prices are emerging from lockdown too
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Cup series will race at the wrong Nashville track in 2021
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How to be a good white ally, according to the people who need said allies
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even China cheats on Chinese embargoes
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Geez why are there no peaceful protests
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
PPP, PPP, woohoo
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
And now, some words of hope from a President of the United States of America
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Grand Bazaar, cafes open and flights resume as everybody's business opens for the Turks
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
If you read Playboy for the articles you're going to be terribly disappointed
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This week in the Biden Veepstakes: Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That Stapler was a boomerang
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Indonesia's Minister for Politics: "Initially, you try to control it, then you realise you can't. Then you learn to live with it" a) Covid-19 b) your wife c) Both
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If platforms were not immune under the law, then they would not risk the legal liability that could come with hosting Trump's lies, defamation and threats." ∴Twitter hides all of his tweets, banhammer immediately after Biden takes the oath of office
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Practically all of minor league baseball is outta here for this year
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Warren's bid for VP has a unique obstacle in her state's Republican governor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American cuts 30% from its bloated midsection. This is not a metaphor
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court: "die for your vote"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
India and China are in an abominable standoff at the Himalayan frontier, each hoping the other will bumble first
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump supporters worry that time is running out for his campaign to define and skewer Biden. The Onion: we beat that dead horse all the way to the glue factory years ago, suck it
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Emboldened Russia" is being re-categorized from "quaint cliche" to reality-in-the-skies in Libya
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Boogaloo? Big Igloo? Big Luau? Read on to find out how a classic of 80s cinema came to be the guiding light of militias itching to fight it out with the police this summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Got your antibody test results and feeling reassured? Don't be. CDC now says those tests are wrong half the time
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi raises the alarm that Trump is mentally broken and he doesn't know what he's doing
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter finally labels Trump's tweets 'fact check this BS'
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hospitals overwhelmed as coronavirus cases explode in India, showing the dangers of treating Covid-19 patients with dynamite
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry thinking about moving to NYC where they can be properly ignored by the commoners (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Socializing during the pandemic, it's a plastic fantastic, a season of discount tents
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Priest shoots baby with water pistol, social-distance baptizes the kid for life
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You may take our lives, but you'll never take our carry-out
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Aaaaand here comes Alex Jones
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Evander Holyfield wants to fight Mike Tyson. Obama's time machine is completely glitched
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Mon May 25, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: MVP takes the "VIP Lounge" to Claymore Country. Charlotte vs Nia vs Nattie for the #1 contender to face Asuka and Andrade defends the U.S. title vs Apollo Crews. Plus how will Seth newest follower fare? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Out of 20,000 motorists surveyed, 40% say they plan to walk more, 50% say they plan to drive less, 25% say they plan to fly less and 25% say they plan to work from home in future. Let's see how this turns out in real countries
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The largest hospital systems got $5 billion in coronavirus emergency funds, despite sitting on $100B in cash. Fark: some are big enough to have their own investment portfolios that earn more than patient care
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Sun May 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"National parks hope visitors comply with virus measures." You mean the people who manage to fall into fenced off hot springs and try to make selfies with bisons? Sure, good luck with that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The heavy rains in the Plains defeat subby's sad attempt to make a rhyming headline
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence is threatening China. Again
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood may bring in Daleks to keep sets germ-free
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Is it time to stop giving carers the clap? Use protection when having sex with front line workers, people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond to re-open 600 stores, bring back 11,000 workers on news we all need a good washing about now
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama has been holding graduation ceremonies packed to capacity with the end result being packed hospitals
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Hundreds of mysterious crop circles suddenly appear all over the country. I'm saying it's aliens
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Thu May 21, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Divided Senate confirms zero intelligence at the White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump up to February: You HAVE to elect me, look how great the economy is. Trump now: You HAVE to elect me, the economy is in shambles, and only *I* can rebuild it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And by "China" Donald Trump didn't realize he meant "the entire world"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mexico City's mayor says it will begin reopening on June 1, refuses to confirm whether a taco is a sandwich
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
M-I-C ... See you real soon NBA ... K-E-Y.... Why Orlando for the rest of the season? Look at the next word. M-O-U-$$$-EEEE
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren changes her Medicare tune in a bid to become Biden's #2
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Come on guys, it's not just a bunch of heartless boardroom plutocrats that want you to get back out there and die for the economy. The dolphins want you back out there, too. You don't want to let down the dolphins, do you?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
CAN Moxley get his belt back before Double or Nothing? WILL Riddle be out for Thatcher's blood? DOES Jake the Snake whip out the ol' DDT for ol' Double-A? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unrelated to anything, world powers that control all the wealth on earth seek new developing nation full of caste workers with no rights to exploit for cheap labor in mass production of service economy trinkets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Stacey Abrams is the Democrats' Sarah Palin," claims republican columnist who sounds afraid
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. national debt now stands at more than $25 trillion, up 15% since a year ago
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coronavirus kills off Pier 1 Imports for good
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marks & Spencer in hot water for selling hand sanitizer for £11.50 a bottle
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
UK television studios outline safety measures for productions so we can go back to getting our 8 season series with 32 total episodes
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Well, how ELSE would Jeff Bezos earn another $30 billion unless he ends the extra $2/hour 'Hazard Pay' for employees?
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
State of Georgia finds a novel way of representing data to make it appear cases are declining, reasons that their citizens only received a Georgia education
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jammy Biducken 2020
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
LA's foodies have discovered and devoured many greasy, pepperoni-laden, square-cut pan pizzas during the pandemic
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Trump said he doesn't want to see a "new normal" with people distant from each other and needing to wear masks in public. "Who wants to do that?" Just a guess but people who don't want to die or infect others for the greater good?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And there it is, the stupidest thing I'll read all day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Move over Pokemon and Hello Kitty, a mythical mermaid monster has gone viral in kooky monster-loving Japan as it prays for end of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Official guidance suggests those without a permanent sexual partner come to mutually satisfactory agreements with like-minded individuals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's worth nearly a million dollars
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Thu May 14, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Bria nursing home in Geneva, Illinois might as well be renamed Corona nursing home, with residents enjoying 82 percent infection rate and 26 percent fatality rate. First positive test was less than a month ago
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You will once again be able to start spending weekends* at the Jersey Shore. *water fountains, fireworks shows, contact sports, arcades, amusement rides, sit down restaurants, picnic areas, playgrounds not included, but at least you're not home
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(Time)
 
 
 
There are smart and safe ways to re-open a country. Then there's the US
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll says most Americans disapprove of how Trump is handling pandemic
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers have a new insane belief that is going terrifyingly mainstream
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Wed May 13, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese warmongers: The US Fleet is down with coronavirus and unable to defend Taiwan, invade now. Communist party leadership: Patience, grasshopper, for we ourselves are not yet strong enough
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(Vox)
 
 
 
My constitutional right to infect you with coronavirus shall NOT BE INFRINGED
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Food delivery companies, facing heavy scrutiny for their predatory tactics to restaurants, turn to political connections for help
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like standardized tests such as the SAT and ACT that massive companies have fooled us all into thinking have merit and meaning may be yet another casualty of the pandemic. *insert grumpycatgood.gif*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The (not so well) regulated militia plans to terrorize Michigan on Thursday
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just how far will the housing market crash in the pandemic? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania factory cancels Trump visit after worrying that he could give their workers cooties
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
$cott Bora$ beg$ player$ to reject MLB'$ re$tart plan$
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's spokesman hospitalized with Covid-19, showing the dangers inherent in the task of putting playing cards in the spokes of Putin's bicycle
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
New antibody data suggests that Ohio's first case of Covid-19 was in early January. Vintage tag because that was, like, ages ago, man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams (D-GA) endorses Biden. Hint hint nudge nudge wink wink
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Wrong
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The coronavirus stimulus is working exactly as intended
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, it's time to start your engines. Alternate side street of the parking is coming back
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans disapprove of Coronavirus protests, have strong feelings against peeing into the wind, tugging on Superman's cape
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
TV chef and arrogant douchenozzle extraordinaire Gordon Ramsay continues to flaunt all UK lockdown rules by going fishing and showing off his catch on Instagram for the minions to get hangry at
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For all the shouting Meal Team Six is doing about reopening gyms, fitness centers, and buffets, it only seems that they care about the last
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Greenhorn Chief of his Staff Mark Meadows learns that he must bow to Jared Kushner, the unelected shadow POTUS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany has eased its Coronavirus restrictions. Let's see how that's working... oh scheisse
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden campaign is secretly forming a Republican group. Well it's not a secret now, thanks a lot
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Google's master plan to remake Toronto's waterfront cancelled because there are just too many people in that drawing who should be home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker's Apocalypse Prepper Village is having a terrible time of it
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bidens full of women
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(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity. And then the murder hornets began
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Braun & Bray come face to face before MiTB Sunday, Mandy & Sonya have a tussle, Sheamus has a welcome back "gift" for Jeff Hardy & who will be Daniel Bryan & Drew Gulak's mystery partner? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Speaker Pelosi has heard your outcry, voting public, and that is why she's moving forward with legislation to bail out those hardest hit by the pandemic, the lobbyists. You're welcome
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. to remove Patriots from Saudi Arabia, dealing yet another blow to Bill Belichick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's no joy in Metsville as J-Rod's attempt to buy the team has struck out
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive US map of state COVID-19 testing and reopening. Basically, it's the Cursed Earth from Judge Dredd, minus Texas City
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Thu May 07, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In addition to risking their lives, stress, exhaustion, depression and PTSD, doctors and hospital workers are really not enjoying seeing the Covid Truthers and the derp of social media's infromed
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Peanut and hot dog industries have frankly been assaulted by lack of baseball, sports
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
On the same day as Richard Burr engaged in insider trading, so did his brother-in-law. What a weird coincidence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of his kids must've bought a paint company
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Cate Blanchett to Borderlands fans: s'up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks will reopen 85 percent of its stores by the weekend, but with significant operational changes. Don't worry, burned coffee and your name misspelled by a barista with three advanced liberal arts degrees will still be part of the experience
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The world's biggest PC games are fighting a new wave of cheaters. Wow, those h4x0r guinea pigs can do anything
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's a short's world after all
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan is 6 weeks into extreme social distancing, so why is it still seeing new CoVid-19 cases? Is it (a) nursing homes, (b) prisons, (c) healthcare workers, (d) all of the above?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
President Trump cheers on governors for ignoring his own White House coronavirus guidelines in the race to get out there and die for some greenbacks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even in the massive Jambalaya of Crazy that is the anti-lockdown "movement", this guy stands out: "GOP Ohio state lawmaker refuses to wear face mask because faces are the 'likeness of God'
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sides with morons
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD: Look, mayor's orders. We can't cite all those white folks crowding the pier in the nice part of Manhattan until we make our black-people-beatdown quota in the Bronx
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For the first time in decades the US Navy sends a fleet into the Barents Sea. Unclear if they are counting on Sup-Ger-A St. Petersburg to complete the maneuver
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama's campaign Wonder Twins David Axelrod and David Plouffe:"What Joe Biden Needs to Do to Beat Trump." Given how Trump is un-managing the coronavirus pandemic and its fallout, Subby suggests: "Nothing"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump likes to claim that he shares the same "genius genes" with his Uncle, John G. Trump, who was a professor of physics at MIT. Friends of John G. Trump: Oh wait. You're serious. Let us laugh harder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I didn't screw this up it was Fauci" says scared con man who sees the con ending
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coronavirus worried it might have contracted a case of Piers Morgan
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Weedlord Bonerhitler is about to learn that consequences will never be the same
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Sun May 03, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Local newsman fired for ethics violations. News: For retweeting that the group storming the Michigan capital are "white nationalist Nazi sympathizer gun fetishist miscreants"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats are rushing to make sure every eligible voter can cast their ballot. Republicans are stallin'
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Excess U.S. deaths hit estimated 37,100 in pandemic's early days, far more than previously known. "I think people need to be aware that the data they're seeing on deaths is very incomplete." No kidding
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US plan of relying on Iran, Iraq and the Kurds to handle ISIS in Iraq while simultaneously weakening and provoking Iran, Iraq, and the Kurds somehow backfires
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara: Biden sexually assaulted me and I filed a report. Biden: Senate, find the report and release it. Tara: I didn't file the sexually assaulted part
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The pandemic has left the elderly with fewer places to drive
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's simple when you think about it. Trump fires any government official that is actually competent at their job
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Chinese State Media trolls USA with lego animation and chipmunk voices. Feel the burn?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Labs remain the US' top doggo for a record-extending 203rd year, but corgis are catching up as fast as their little legs will let them. Tag is for all very good bois
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Otis goes 1-on-1 with Dolph in a MiTB qualifier. Mandy faces Carmella for a MiTB spot, Daniel Bryan takes on King Corbin once the takeout window closes & The New Day battle some SoA extras. It all happens at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Essentially last month was just a really long dead cat bounce
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