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Fri January 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
So a continent filled with countries that actually put their citizens before corporations, provide healthcare, retirement and a work/life balance isn't experiencing "The Great Resignation"? Say it ain't so
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wanna be a millionaire? Offer commission-free trading to millennials, have a multibillion-dollar IPO, then rob from yourself by waiting a few months and becoming one of the poor
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
If I'm reading this right, ISIS doesn't even have to be awake to kill you now
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Thu January 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember the woman in the Peloton commercial from Christmas 2019? That's the look on the faces of PTON shareholders today
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
BMW part supplier takes out full page ad in NYT warning of the dangers posed by Elon Musk
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Wed January 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lusia Harris, the only woman officially drafted by an NBA team, dies at 66
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Due to African Swine Fever, people in Thailand are replacing their bacon with crocodile, which, of course, tastes like chicken
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Mon January 17, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DirectTV finds another benefit to dropping OAN from its channel lineup: Rand Paul is no longer a customer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No one can teach about the Coup Cucks Clan in Virginia anymore
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Fri January 14, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Best Korea says they will ramp up attacks on the sea until the world stops being distracted by this Omicron thing and notices them again
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I've never seen the phrase Annus Horribilis before, but I'm hoping it's not a new Harry Potter spell
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza tore the hearthrob stickers off his trapper keeper, then cried over the end of the Biden-McConnell romance, and played Lorde albums on repeat while he wrote this note. Then he folded it into a tiny little square to pass to you in homeroom
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Teen says he can control Teslas remotely, also invented cure for acne
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India's top court intervenes after Hindu religious leaders call for 'genocide' of Muslims, possibly during an extended song and dance routine
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Activision/Blizzard's toxic workplace problems have stepped on Lego the wrong way
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Mon January 10, 2022
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
"Where to invest $500" says Motley Fool, with picture of what hundreds of dollars in fivers might look like in a back pocket. Maybe let's start with buying a wallet, hmm?
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man living with 160 ducks learns a harsh lesson in bird flu. No word if he'll foot the bill for burial
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Michael Imperioli will star in season two of The White Lotus if he doesn't morph into Paulie Walnuts first
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Thu January 06, 2022
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Scotts Miracle-Gro becoming dominant equipment supplier to the legal cannabis industry, much as they were once the dominant fertilizer supplier to subby's illegal grow closets
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lawrence Brooks, the oldest-living American WWII veteran, has died at age 112
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Rolex Rippers" will steal your watch, but not your good taste (since you apparently didn't have any to begin with)
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Mon January 03, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House whips up pudding-free steps to address increases in meat prices
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Sat January 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If it's not your job, Warren, then whose is it?
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Fri December 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
January 6 was just the beginning
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women will be rocking the octopus haircut in 2022. It's The Rachel, but with a modern grungy update, as face-framing strands provide the octopus's 'tentacles'
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Mon December 27, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
We know things aren't going well here in the U.S. but surely Europe is dealing with the pandemic better, right? Right?
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
French astrologer Michel de Nostradamus's prophecies for 2022. Consider yourself warned about the coming asteroids raining death upon you, a famine coming afterwards and then the robots seizing power (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nuclear Fusion is only a decade or so away. Stop laughing, we're totally serious this time
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Fri December 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
American red states eying invasion of the neighboring blue states to protect ethnic Republicans?
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Thu December 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"You're making missiles... with Gina? But... we touched giant glowie balls together. Once you do that, there's no take-backsies. Kissinger told me that. It's a law"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
"I know for sure that I will not leave Ukraine [if Russia invades]. I will not live under occupation," said a 51-year-old doctor, wife, mother of three, and gardener. "I would kill." Could you say the same?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The city of Saginaw has $52 million and doesn't know how to spend it. Helpful ideas for spending $52 million in the comments
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Tue December 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet "Wompus" an American Vietnam War veteran, and leader rallying the millions of voters to arm themselves and attack the White House if Biden wins in 2024. Or, at least, to rally the 4 million people who asked Quora how to do it
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Sun December 19, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Blame the Boomers. Again
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton continues efforts to rehabilitate his public image
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Carolina racists demand school board deal with manufactured racial panic instead of real problem
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's been forgotten due to subsequent events, but on Dec 27, Rep Louie Gohmert filed a lawsuit seeking to block Pence from certifying the election results, and since Louie couldn't color in a kid's menu without help, who was REALLY behind it?
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Wed December 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"One of the more insidious myths this year was that young people didn't want to work because they were getting by just fine on government aid. People had too much money, went the narrative. Only trouble is, the numbers don't back it up"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I can want a 65-inch TV for $50, but it doesn't mean there's a TV shortage, it means I'm not willing to pay enough to get somebody to sell me a TV
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
An invasion of Taiwan would be long and hard, defense ministry says, involving lots of Chinese sea men
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Sat December 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Retail industry hopes to stop smash-and-grab tactics by appealing to known smashers and grabbers
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
And now for some good news about Americans and money. Tl;dr: If you give them enough government handouts and take away most of their spending opportunities, they actually start to build a savings. Just like rich people. Whoda thunk it
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: we'd like to politically grandstand and have a series of utterly pointless votes on bills to repeal Biden's vaccine mandates that will never pass the House and would be vetoed if they did. Sen Manchin: sure, fellas sounds good to me
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Finally some justice, as a man is arrested for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi aaaaaaaaaaaand he's been released because they arrested the wrong guy. Our bad
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evergrande is likely Evergone come today
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are we the baddies?
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Fri December 03, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
TikTokTip
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(Axios)
 
 
 
One of the architects of Critical Race Theory is receiving death threats from cowards
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Thu December 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The company that successfully sold dirt dug up from next to a landfill as a 'miracle cure' finds itself on the trash heap of history
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I be a sex-positive parent?"
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Wed December 01, 2021
(6Park)
 
 
 
You are not the person I agreed to be scammed by
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Corona delivers anti-vax Christians to God faster
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Tue November 30, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
This just in from the so-called Wolf of Wall Street: Shiba Inu and Dogecoin cryptocurrencies are 'jokes with no real value'. I mean this is a guy who knows about scams (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
And lo, the Seventh Seal was broken, and a columnist spake thusly: "Harris-Buttigieg 2024"
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Sun November 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's okay, too, but I was kinda hoping he'd go American all the way, like "Bob" - Bob Freedom. Now, that's American
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Tue November 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Breakfast is going to get pricier next year. No, this is not some sort of Trix
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Biden vs Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo" teaser trailer drops
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite paying $2.6 billion in penalties and pinky-swearing that it would never do it again, apparently Credit Suisse is still helping U.S. clients hide accounts from the IRS
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Sun November 21, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Web 3.0 will "grab the power back from corporations" by tracking everything you do using blockchain
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans are taking a pro-drug dealer stance and complaining about drugs seized by border agents
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Lightsail has been up for thirty months, thousands of WordPress sites benefit
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So much forest burned in Siberia this year that it would rank 5th for highest yearly CO2 emissions by country
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
US Army colonel reprimanded for shoplifting $45 pair of shoes from PX while deployed to Camp Arifjan, Kuwait. Because what happens while TDY doesn't always stay TDY
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hai, this note is totes from me, who continues being held captive by the government, and on second thought I wasn't sexually assaulted by a high ranking official after all." WTA chairman and tennis stars: "Go fark yourself, China"
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Thinking of traveling this year for Thanksgiving? Don't
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you'll look out the left side of the aircraft, you'll see Ethiopia's capitol of Addis Ababa, as well as incoming surface-to-air fire"
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lakers and Clippers to play inside giant pyramid scheme
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biden is a complete failure because he hasn't solved all of the country's problems in his first 10 months in office
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The main reason that the global supply chain is so utterly broken right now? Americans keep buying a bunch of shiat they don't need because their lives have no purpose unless they're spending money
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Proud Boys leader is shocked to discover that jail is unpleasant and asks a judge if he could serve the rest of his sentence playing Xbox and drinking beer on his couch at home
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
No, 'Super colds' are not spreading - we've just forgotten what normal illnesses are like because we've been protected from them by hiding in our COVID bunkers for so long
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Mon November 15, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ali Alexander wants us all to die. Why? Because Bannon got indicted and it hurt his feelings
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Traveling for Thanksgiving? Expect even more of a nightmare than usual. Yes, MAGAts and anti-vaxxers are (partially) to blame
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Well, there's your problem" desk: INFLATION WILL EASE IF WE'RE SUCCESSFUL WITH THE PANDEMIC
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
"I'd just rather not associate with somebody who's on the extreme and being so selfish"
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Tue November 09, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Mandatory drunk driver detection technology is coming as early as 2026
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Mon November 08, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just peaceful mock-ups of US warships built by the peaceful Chinese army in a peaceful desert target range
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
The good news: Brexit did result in trade deal gains for the UK. The bad news: The losses from Brexit are 178 times bigger than those gains
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is China girding for war?
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Thu November 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Deputy AG: Cyber arrests incoming
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Wed November 03, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tungsten cube sells for $250,000 because nothing makes sense anymore
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Greenville County, SC Republican Party adds combover to party logo
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sorry GOP, Illinois Republican and anti-Trumper Rep. Adam Kinzinger will not go quietly into the night
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Is this the end of bikini bottoms? SpongeBob inconsolable
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The real joke is the ice costs more than the soda
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Sat October 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Russian Bear is on the move
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
NBC struts around despite Peacock losing $520 million in third quarter 2021
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Fri October 29, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ice Cube exits the upcoming Sony comedy "Oh Hell No" after turning cold towards the coronavirus vaccine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kinder, gentler Taliban to West: "Just give us our money" and skip your holier-than-thou humanitarian lectures
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Thu October 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un has lost 44 pounds, "but remains healthy." Not to nitpick, AP, but he's probably even healthier without those 44 pounds
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Republican running to replace felon occupying Texas AG office kicks off crusade against deviant books
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
It's called "bareback," you idiotic yoots who think you invented sex. This post brought to you by the letters S, T and D
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Best Korea suspected of trying an innovative new financial strategy to boost its GDP and shore up its foreign currency reserves: Robbing banks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Biden administration expected to name GOP official who challenged Trump's lies to key election security role" - what better reward for a job well done
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Mon October 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook has a transnational human trafficking problem and they don't seem to try very hard to fix it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Atacama t'ikay
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Sat October 23, 2021
(EllwoodCityLedger)
 
 
 
Creator of Kitties Found Home Inc., a 501(c)3 nonprofit: "When I get a kitten, I try to find it a home, but if after three months I still have it, I give it a name and this is its home." 57 kitties later, it's time for Caturday
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Fri October 22, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Subby would have written a good headline for this article on 'Striketober' but is instead currently picketing the submission queue, demanding a brighter shade of green
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently Iranians are big fans of Marilyn Monroe, Campbells Soup cans, and avant-garde '70s American pop art
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A reminder: Opposition to critical race theory in schools where it isn't taught is just racism masquerading as parental concern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crocs are doing the happy dance. Covid is becoming more of a neural affliction with every day
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Q cult is coming for more than just school boards, and Trump is helping
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia welcomes Taliban efforts to stabilize Afghanistan, will next offer praise to cigarette companies for their attempts to cure cancer and Brian Laundrie's work in feeding alligators
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Penis-rocket-building a-hole says third-party sellers are doing a-ok, with more launching every day. Some are even going to the moon
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Mon October 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coal is back on the menu, boys
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After outcry, Hooters goes clothing-optional
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out advocating for death can hurt a governor's popularity
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Gaetz & Greene stole so much from their America First PAC that it has no cash left to continue grifting
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Fri October 15, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple cracks down on internal dissent, people who delete apps
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What a time to be an abattoir worker. You can travel the world, dismember carcasses in exciting new places and help support disadvantaged countries
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple TV+ is struggling to control digital piracy yet quite proud everyone's seen 'Ted Lasso'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
LinkedIn to UnLink China
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Wed October 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: *calls competent lawyer* Competent Lawyer: New phone who dis?
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Tue October 12, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, it was pretty much a given that if Ted Cruz and other Republicans were pledging their solidarity with striking unionized workers, that the strike didn't actually exist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The effects of COVID can be measured in more than just bodies
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US, Iraq capture key ISIS financier ... somewhere, somehow. The US had offered a $5m bounty for his capture and will be writing the check
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House kitchen to TFG: go be less fat somewhere else
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates are down, making buying a house more expensive
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Thu October 07, 2021
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Continuing the long and storied Conservative tradition of only supporting government assistance when the issue affects you personally
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest awkwardness workers are having to navigate after returning to their offices: Discovering the co-worker who has tall person energy on Zoom is really a short person IRL. In other news, "tall person energy?" What, like from hitting doorjambs?
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Yep. TFG has loser stink all over him
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
China blows right past "saber rattling," is now dancing circles around Taiwan waving its saber wildly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid patients have transitioned from being grateful to the hospital staff trying to save their lives, to conspiratorial d-bags, as all the decent people have been vaccinated
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One county school board wants to shorten the public comment portion of its meetings, among other things. It also wants to ban umbrellas large enough that they could be used as a weapon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lin Wood moves on from election conspiracy theories to old and busted 9/11 conspiracy theories: "I know you know what Photoshopping is, and I can tell it was fake by the pixels"
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Sat October 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Break out the world's tiniest violin for the victims of "private jet rage" who got served the wrong kind of vodka
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surely she had the fish. No, she had a baby, and don't call me Shirley
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Fri October 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Internet slow in South Korea? Blame Squid Game
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(Endpoints News)
 
 
 
FDA accidentally approves treatment for a medical condition so rare that it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hello America, how are you? "School Boards Are Asking For Federal Help As They Face Threats And Violence"
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Thu September 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Member of dangerous cabal claims there is no dangerous cabal
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson has lost 65 pounds and is dressing to show everyone the, er, fruits of her labor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Swing voters. 'nuff said?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another "unexpected" disappointing unemployment number for America. Oh well, look on the bright side ... there's always next week
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Palin of the Prairie breaks up with her boyfriend after he turns out to have hands for somebody else
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(Vice)
 
 
 
You'll be buying your own groceries again soon
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Wed September 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
In other news, farkers these days are either thinner, or poorer
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Mythical fart swapper says if the U.S. stops using European gas they will have a European gas shortage
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Tue September 28, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Social media manager of the far-right Lega in Italy, who regularly accused migrants of being drug dealers, is under investigation for drug dealing. Alanis Morissette seen getting ready for a road trip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
News: Brazil going fascist. Fark: using memes and tropes imported from the United States. Ultra Fark: including running around draped in American flags
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Mon September 27, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Instagram for Kids' put on hold due to push back, potentially imperiling plans for "Baby's First Ethnic Cleansing" groups on Facebook or Twitter's After School Cthulhu Cult
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brexit ushers in a new green era in the UK, sales of gasoline have come to a stop
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Sat September 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Because it's worked so well for the UK, Poland and Hungary now considering leaving the EU
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Fri September 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Germany is invading Switzerland. This is not a repeat from 1939
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other news, there are parking garage lawyers
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Thu September 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tough-on-crime Republican DA charged with rape, indecent assault, assault, strangulation, and criminal trespass. Good job, voters in Somerset County, PA
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Lawyers like getting paid
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lack of butchers may mean the chopping block for lots of UK pigs
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