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Sat December 05, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Republicans' latest Georgia legal filing "evidence" contains Facebook comments and online stories
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Fri December 04, 2020
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Nine, NINE financial scandals Georgia Sen. David Perdue doesn't want to explain. Ah, ah, ah
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Thu December 03, 2020
(SILive)
 
 
 
Give me beer, or give me death by Covid-19. Oh Staten Island, the Derpworld of NYC
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(BBC)
 
 
 
France goes full Ashcroft on mosques
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(AOL)
 
 
 
In what might be the highest-rated television show of all time, former Presidents Obama, Bush, and Clinton offer to be stabbed on camera
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Parler has a porn problem. Although considering it also has a racist problem, a white nationalist problem, a misogyny problem, a bigotry problem, a conspiracy theory problem, and a privacy problem, that seems like a fairly minor one
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alito doesn't respect the authority of...John Roberts. Now that's funny
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Wed November 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hand of God comes for Diego Maradona
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes compares Democrats to 'Weird Star Wars Freaks'. No word if his cow practices light-saber duels
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Wed October 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Come for the mayors butt. Stay for the news anchor meltdown
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fauci, Birx, and Redfield, Trump's top COVID officials, are finally over his B*llshiat
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(My NBC 15)
 
 
 
Fünftausend Neuerkrankungen. Ach, du heilige Scheisse
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, not that shocked
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Tue October 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A metric asston of post-Covid diagnosis polls are coming out today. Here's a one-stop shop for all your polling needs
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Mon October 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The more strength he tries to project, the more he looks like a weak loser
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Someone is planting fake ballot drop boxes all over California. And by "somebody," we mean the state Republican Party
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hour?
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Fri October 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yes, because this went so well last time, and surely this time will be even better given that the host is sick
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Barr to fellow Republicans: Durham report won't be ready by the election, no indictments, womp womp
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Thu October 08, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why of course he asked Walter Reed doctors to sign NDAs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Timing is crucial in Covid-19 testing as it can lead to false negatives. And false positives. And we don't know what the hell we're doing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because 2020, Marines follow the Coasties to a fight
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(Variety)
 
 
 
If you can play music and were not partying maskless this weekend, SNL has an opening for their musical guest spot
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Wed October 07, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Republicans urged to abandon Trump and focus on saving the senate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator in charge of airline safety demonstrates his commitment to keeping the skies safe for travelers
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Tue October 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Navy doctor serving aboard the N.S.S. Duhyathink says Trump may not be "fully out of the woods yet"
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's last rally in Duluth may as well have been the "Goofus" side of a Covid-avoidance comic strip run in "Highlights" magazine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wednesday's VP debate will be a cage match
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(Politico)
 
 
 
COVID-19, Trumpworld-30
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Does lockdown feel different the second time around?
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Feel safer now citizens, the president says he's "learned a lot" about Coronavirus in recent days
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guests paid between $50 and $400 to attend Sen. Ron Johnson's Oktoberfest fundraiser, got a nice side dish of fresh COVID
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For some unknown reason, Trump has suddenly realized that covid may be negatively affecting Godfearing Republicans as well as those heathen Demoncrats, thinks maybe Congress should do something to help those poor folks out
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
US Senator Rick Scott (R-FLamingIdiot), who said he had COVID-19 during Fox News interview, now says he doesn't have COVID-19, a brain
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sorry reality denialists, wear a mask or GTFO
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Sat October 03, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reminds me of Poe's The Mask of the Red Death
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Thu October 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Who is that knocking on your door? Why, it's Joe Biden knocking on your door
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Helpful infographic comparing the military arsenals of Armenia and Azerbaijan shows an overwhelming naval superiority by one nation, which might be kind of expected as the other one is completely landlocked
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Wed September 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed that President "Proud Boys: Stand down and stand by" might cause market instability?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The DOJ seeking a contractor to add quotation marks to the last word of the Department on all office letterhead and building nameplates as they're now basically an arm of the Trump Campaign trying to create daily talking points and Twitter fodder
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Six ideas for your Presidential Debate Drinking Game....er, "thoughtful analysis" tonight
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump now inquiring about just how quickly nuclear warheads could be pulled out of storage and loaded for deployment. Sleep well
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK thinks a total social lockdown of pubs and bars is necessary but worry the public won't accept it
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden Campaign: "If the president thinks his best [debate] case is made in urine, he can have at it...We'd expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans"
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Diagnosis: Head and Neck Karma
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump now says he'll accept whoever the Supreme Court declares the winner of the election as the next president...*WINK*
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan bear breaks into zoo. Yes, into
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not so great, if you ask Subby
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Breonna Taylor ruling expected at 1:30 ET. Louisville has already shut down areas around government buildings
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Aquatic muppet" goes walka walka in ponds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump meltdown imminent. Prepare Big Macs for rage-eating
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Potential Trump SCOTUS nominee Amy Coney Barrett may forgo traditional justice robes for something a little more...Margaret Atwood
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In quitting, Nikola's founder Trevor Milton forfeits $166 million in stock he would have lost anyway and gets to keep $3.1 billion under his separation deal. Life is sometimes rough
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Since no one knows how to stay home, bars, restaurants, and pubs are closing at 10PM for the foreseeable future in the UK
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Mon September 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Government shutdown looming as Democrats refuse to allow Trump to buy farmer's votes while millions of Amercans saw their unemployment benefits decimated by Republican obstruction
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
AppleTV, Hulu, and Netflix managed only four Emmy Awards between them
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's official: "Antifa did it" is the new "the dog ate my homework"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After their community was abandoned by all governmental fire agencies, residents work together to save town of 9,000 from a massive wildfire
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Fri September 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Giant wedding in Corleone, the fictional home of 'The Godfather,' gives guests a virus they can't refuse
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Wed September 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's becoming more and more difficult to tell which dye-jobbed bloated buffoon of a national leader is doing worse at addressing the pandemic as the UK says it will ration COVID-19 testing
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Founder of Data for Progress: Progressives need to be less dogmatic and build coalitions
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because it's cheaper than dying in the US?
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Amazon secretly lobbied VERY hard against Portland's just passed ban on the use of 'facial recognition" technology by government agencies OR private businesses in the city, despite publicly saying they aren't in the face recognition tech business
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Space News)
 
 
 
Chinese rocket launch fails to put a satellite in orbit. This is a repeat from 2020, 2020, and 2020
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Wonder what he does for an encore?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It was the year of fire. the year of destruction. the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth. the year of great sadness. the year of pain. and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the year everything changed
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Wed September 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump plays 3-D dementia chess once again in his mind, spurns traditional debate prep with first faceoff less than three weeks away from showdown with Biden
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump knew
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "When you're a Democrat, the media makes you answer for every broken window and thrown bottle by protesters. But when actual GOP and Trump supporters call & cheer for assassinating Democrats...silence"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Social gatherings above SIX banned in England after steep rise in COVID cases
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves the people of Alabama and sent them a stimulus check. Alabama, Austria, whatever, one of those loser states
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's headline that would have made absolutely no sense 10 years ago: "An influencer who traveled to Rwanda to work with gorillas says she was locked up for 4 days after a false-positive COVID test"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's been less than three weeks and Melania's new and improved Rose Garden already needs to be repaired
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I'm holding a gun in a photo next to them and saying we need to go on the offense against them, but I'm not advocating violence against them...you're being paranoid"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Maybe the effect will only last for a news cycle or two, but the report that Trump called fallen US soldiers "losers" is definitely leaving a mark, and the White House is desperately scrambling to blunt its impact
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Two weeks ago: Sturgis bike rally ends. Today: South Dakota is the #1 COVID hot spot in the nation
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an email to his neighbors Portland's mayor said it would be "best for me and for everyone else's safety and peace" that he finds a new home
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Surly beer hall employees vote to form cantankerous union
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Tue September 01, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's fights back against the rumors, saying its burgers do decompose. In Canada. With your girlfriend
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's count the ways former Trump toadie Steve Bannon could beat his fundraising fraud rap
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Sat August 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the novel coronavirus is quite sophisticated as it clearly prefers to hang out on college campuses instead of biker bars
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(DW)
 
 
 
Thousands of coronaskeptics descend on Berlin to protest whatever it is they think they are protesting. There has to be an appropriate German phrase for these idiots
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
A self-described "Radical leftist & socialist vegan meat company" is trying to get its record of union busting removed from the internet
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Thu August 27, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Masks imposed on Paris as 20% of the city is in the virus Red Zone. And as we all know, the red zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of patients only. There is no stopping in the white zone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
US Chamber of Commerce to endorse nearly two dozen freshmen House Democrats for reelection
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood is still pretending people will go see movies in the theater
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Wed August 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
Weeners
 
Wall Street crushed by dicks
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"As an emergency physician, I'm often asked about the coronavirus. When I was exposed and my tests kept coming back negative, even I wasn't sure what to think"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can Melania Trump convince women who have already made up their minds to vote for Trump? No
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donnie's deadline for drug pricing via executive order passes with all the impact of hydroxychloroquine on a stubbed toe
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The Nebraska Karenhuskers are ready to sue the Big 10 over college football
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sheepish republicans push for the good of mail-in voting
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Wed August 19, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Don't get rid of your 'useless' coronavirus neck gaiter yet, there may still be some use for it during the pandemic
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Sun August 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"At around 4:30 p.m., a major detachment of the vessel's forward section was observed." Or in layman's terms, "the front fell off"
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Nine Mississippi flag finalists chosen. Early polls favor White Tree of Gondor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone might be realizing that preventing his own people from voting by mail is a bad idea
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Notre Dame)
 
 
 
President of Notre Dame admits to taking "inappropriate" pictures with students, says he was "caught up in the excitement." That's what they all say, padre
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Shimane high school reports Covid outbreak of 91 positives, 88 of whom are on school soccer team that shared dorm. Principal apologizes, but man, those kids must really love soccer
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump aides admit outbreaks of Coronavirus are "inevitable" at reopened schools
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Move over NYC Pizza Rat or get eaten, a gigantic slithering snake has taken over the subway system
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Anti-maskers explain how it's really about their personal freedom (to endanger and infringe on the freedoms of others)
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