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Tue September 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Owners are moaners, and buyers are liars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump hired a real lawyer. Paid him $3 million up front. And now he's been sidelined, presumably because he gave Trump real legal advice
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Tequila and giant inflatables stocks plummet on news of Jimmy Buffett cancelling the remainder of this year's tour dates
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why did he steal the documents? The same reason he does everything, Maggie: because nobody bothered to stop him
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Mon September 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Perukes were flipped and monocles dropped at the thought that defendants were being released because of a trifling technicality that...the defendants don't have lawyers because of a strike. Tag for the prosecution
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Experts explain that the reason people like pumpkin spice lattes is "economics"
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
It appears the Cleveland Browns might have given $230 million in guaranteed money to a sexual predator for no good reason at all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Go to hell
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As a huge fan of Roger Waters, I have to say... he's an asshole
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Make America Gay Again? Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Rudy likely going to jail, but not for the obvious reasons
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Fri September 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Treason weasel? Sedition proponent? Gullible fool? Loser who went losing? Any of these work for you?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your dog pooping in front of someone's apartment is a real shiatty reason to die. Yes, the weapon of choice was an AK-47
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
A) Because you touch yourself at night. B) His grating nasal voice hits a pitch that causes auditory ossicles to shatter. C) Love is a many splendored thing, and his RomComs are like many splenectomies. D) All of the above, like a sloppy joe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed congressional candidate JR Majewski now claims that the reason why there is no service record of him serving in combat in Afghanistan is because it's "classified." Somebody must have thought about it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There's a reason Nat-Cs are into jumbo-sized shofars right now. I didn't know what a "shofar" was either, but as you can probably imagine they look very phallic
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Farking magnet burglaries, how do they work?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's like the middle-aged guy that hangs around the high school athletic field for no reason
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(Psyche)
 
 
 
How to have better arguments. John Cleese, Michael Palin apparently not consulted
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your pizza needs more hash browns
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
I can't be guilty of drunk driving, your honor. I was in the passenger seat, my dog was driving
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(Some Car Man)
 
 
 
You just bought a new car. Now you want to remove the branding from the dealer you bought it from. Can that be possible?
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Wed September 21, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Grocery store tomatoes are an insult to the name"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Unpopular clone of Margaret Thatcher vows to make unpopular decisions
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Tue September 20, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
They need to lose 30 lbs just like subby
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Peacock-poaching predators purloin peeping pets, posters proclaim. Police perplexed, pilfered poultry probably pissed
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Military Times)
 
 
 
So what does happen when sailors flush their toilets on US Navy ships? It's a crapshoot
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Sun September 18, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Mayor, someone is vandalizing all the bicycles in Komono." Mayor: "Yeah, that was me"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Someone sampled the entire fall line of Little Debbie snack cakes so you didn't have to...which is really selfish, and they need to learn how to share, damn them
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell says that he asked God to make sure that two Democrats won the Georgia Senate elections, because that somehow proves that Democrats actually stole both elections. Trumpers storm the Pearly Gates, chanting, "Hang God"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Invasion of the Squirrel Car Snatchers
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
PayPal: #SarverOut
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Anti-monarchists just need to accept the reality, man
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Didn't read LOL
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennesseans discover plants need to be watered
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Fri September 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas parole board denies George Floyd a posthumous pardon that was widely recommended on news that this is Texas, George Floyd was Black, and, well, that's pretty much all they needed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Amazon selling some very hot Male to Male action. The kind that will really add a spark (and fire) to your life
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Even your neighbors may soon be prawns in game of life
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh, look at that: a reason to hope the Mets might advance to the World Series
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What happens when you run out of other ponies' content to use? Create your own inspired work? Steal more? Find out on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - All the Jazz. No bongs were in involved in the making of this production
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Junior Senator Hee-haw Von Treason claims that without a book that is a compendium of thought collected 2000 years ago there would be no modernity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is that a good ratio for Twitter?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People claiming Ivermectin has been approved by the NIH to treat Covid are lying, don't know how to use a computer or are easily duped by people who are lying or don't know how to use a computer
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're psychologically scarring your infants wrong
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
For some reason Russia's richest (and oft-sanctioned) person is now pushing funds out the window onto his "charitable foundation"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adam Silver says he doesn't have the right to take away an NBA team from its owner. Donald Sterling begs to differ
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
In case you needed yet another reason to hate MS Teams. Researchers find security tokens just laying out in the open. MS has no intention of patching it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas delays publication of maternal death data until after midterms, for some reason
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, can you tell me what aisle the stain-remover is located?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga and Salma Hayek sex scene was CUT from the movie for some idiotic reason
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Tue September 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bronx Assemblymember introduces the Standing is Tiring (SIT) Act, which would give workers in certain professions more time to sit down. George Costanza in agreement
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked first grade
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robert Saleh says he's 'taking receipts' on those who post in the Fark Sports tab. Whatever that means
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On this date in 2014, an Arkansas State player fell over and played dead on a fake punt attempt for reasons unknown, but we're glad he did
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"He's likely one of the reasons so many people are turning away from the company. He's really lost his way." Maybe, but dude have you seen how shiatty and dangerous their product is?
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Ubisoft Problems: Assassin's Creed lead uses his position to get dates with fans. Ubisoft Solutions: Replace him with a lead known for verbally abusing and sexually harassing his employees, triggering a talent exodus from the studio
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
OK article on Ukraine victories, but the interesting thing is - halfway down the page - a HUGE calendar section for upcoming government/private events. This seems a biatchilling, for some reason. Are most of these groups part of the RW ecosystem?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's what she would have wanted, because it's well known the Queen famously hated secure bicycles
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
So just asking questions, and there's no real reason I'm asking, but what happens if Russia's President Putin 'suddenly' dies?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
VISA joins MasterCard and Amex in announcing that they will start separately categorizing gun sales at gun shops, outraging ammosexuals for, you know, whatever reason those people get outraged. It doesn't actually seem to take very much
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
How to say Kyler Murray needs to study film and the playbook without calling out Kyler Murray
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For some unknown reason, calls to the new 988 number for mental health emergencies is getting more calls than 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 did
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Sun September 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Longshoremen know that robots can't be reasoned with. They don't go potty, or take sick days, or breaks. And they absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are unemployed
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gay porn site pays tribute to Queen
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(Slate)
 
Hero
 
The reason we don't have "comprehensive" data and privacy protection right now? Nancy Pelosi. But don't be mad at her -- she's doing what she can to get rid of those ironic quotes
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Seven Russian politicians demand that Putin be charged with treason last night, let's see how that's working out for them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
BYU investigates themselves and finds no evidence of racial heckling by fan, lifts ban and apologizes to themselves. Duke volleyball team still sucks but not as much as BYU
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
There are a lot of reasons to join the army. This was one of them
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Woman spent the lockdown in the UK building her hamster a Hawaiian beach and now is spreading its ashes in Hawaii, bonus the hamster had its own pub
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Judge rules Donald Trump's lawsuit against Hillary Clinton is too ridiculous to have been filed in the first place. Hints penalties for his attorneys
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook disbands team responsible for discovering possible harm in its products because Zuck never listened to them anyway
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Wink Martindale compares Derrick Henry to Jim Brown, claims only High Rollers without Debt would take a Gambit against him to try to win some Tic-Tac-Dough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR got a hold of the novelization of the film "2000 Mules" and if you guessed the reason for the full recall was "We don't wanna get sued into oblivion for publishing this bullsh*t", step up and claim your prize
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For no reason whatsover, British media is reminding people what Operation London Bridge is
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Airlines say they're going to improve their menus, which is pretty much dividing by zero and then claiming you added 1 to the result
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you're into AOC or Stacey Abrams as the next rising star in the Democratic Party? That's cool, that's cool. I was into AOC and Stacey Abrams, too, before they got so mainstream. I'm more into Maura Healey now but you probably haven't heard of her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
School bans skirts for everyone because that's the real threat to children
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Wed September 07, 2022
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
More cameras to allow ease of unreasonable searches and seizures, monitoring of all vehicle traffic. Fourth Amendment weeping in the corner, forced to slow dance with Biff
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Another unconstitutional abortion law has been struck down, this time from 1931 Michigan
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Your thoughts betray you, Google. I feel the good in you, the conflict
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(Guardian)
 
Hero
 
As if you needed another reason to remind you that Biden is one of the best Presidents of the past 50 years
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
The English are concerned about the number of Indians who have carelessly located their houses on British soil, citing the disaster that this caused in 1947
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(Grand Moff at)
 
 
 
Raffle items at the Dinosaur Stone Age Stampede include a couple of different guns. You can even win a handgun from a T-Rex; he's a small arms dealer
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
The only reason to put up with Colin Cowherd is leaving after three years
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Does anyone really meant to know what Dr Oz's feelings are regarding incest? Sigh...OK, let's just take a quick peek and...WHAT THE HELL?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Why yes, a social club is a completely reasonable place to store documents on a foreign powers' nuclear capabilities
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Folks who claim Seattle will have the worst record in the NFL don't really know and are just guessing. They could come in third-to-last
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Three reasons the Yankees will lose the AL East. The fourth reason is that it's just incredibly funny
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
California to roll out Uber subsidy
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Vagina lasers. Pew pew pew
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"They let me go even though I was doing a good job with the contractor. I was terminated for an unknown reason"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
People just don't understand. The only reason the Mantle card sold for $12.6 million is BECAUSE you mom threw yours out
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Hey Bra, you go on, I'm gonna chill for a bit
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For reasons I won't get into I just happily, and surprisingly woke up to my cat licking my ear. Happy Caturday everybody. Link is to Khan when we were gaming and he was a kitten ten years ago
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One Austin-area suburb had a visit from streetlights last night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because they're nuts, that's why
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For no reason in particular, here is a history of fascism in Europe
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest statue coming down due to controversy is of a... Buffalo and a fur trader?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"I think we should stop using the messaging at every turn, that the reason we can't help our citizens with basic criminal justice issues is because we don't have the personnel. We've got to figure out better ways to address this crisis"
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Four legged walking dead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Recession? What recession? Here's 315,000 new reasons why it's mostly price gouging and unfounded fear mongering by the press
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal recently opened up about a moment with his son that left the athlete feeling "embarrassed." Not the facts of life but knowing how to fill out a resumé
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Mark marital discord on your bingo card as the reason Tom Brady missed 11 days of training camp
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(GQ)
 
 
 
The best TV shows of 2022 so far. For some strange reason, that strip club show from Starz and that silly home shopping comedy on Showtime made the list (PNSFW)
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Thu September 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
How 'bout "no?" Does "no" work?
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Minister alive three days after being declared dead. This is not a repeat from 33 AD
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich, come on down, you're the next contestant on "So You Think You Can Treason?"
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
WWE's Matt Riddle to have a triple threat match against Deshaun Watson and Trevor Bauer
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ginni is a treasonous Cheesehead too
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(NPR)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling's new book is a fictional novel she totally made up out of thin air about a brilliant but transphobic writer -- er, sorry, cartoonist -- who is mercilessly and unreasonably attacked by misguided and violent social justice warriors
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(The Register)
 
 
 
You want our company to be more environmentally sustainable? That'll be a 15% to 20% price increase
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After realizing the dire consequences of banning abortion, South Carolina legislator decides the only solution is to double down on banning it
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Wed August 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
For some reason, Trump is considering delaying his announcement of a 2024 presidential bid
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(DW)
 
 
 
In the West a cash cow is something that brings in a steady stream of money. Zimbabwe, where inflation hashiat2 192%, has returned to actual cash cows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DeSantis to release GOP greatest hits volume 35, it contains one track, and it's identical to the previous other 34 albums
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Is 'quiet quitting' a good idea? Experts have done the bare minimum and dug in
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Sooo, what IS the worst that could happen if someone accidentally spilled, say, indestructible tardigrades and human DNA samples on the moon? Um, no reason
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
While the Truth Social app launched a few months ago on the Apple App Store, it hasn't appeared on Google Play due to lack of moderation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge vacates conviction of a man who did 36 years for a rape he didn't commit after finding the prosecution withheld key pieces of evidence like the fact that the eyewitness was bogus and blood and semen at the scene didn't match the defendant
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
70% of Los Angeles teachers consider quitting. Subby is a teacher in SoCal and is not surprised by this number, as workload keeps increasing and bosses are terrible. In other news, everyone is thinking of quitting their job for those same reasons
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
To the left, the 15 Best Video Game Remakes Ever. To the right, calm, reasoned debate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After turning over cushions and emptying file cabinets, Dept. of Education has turned up 5 million more student loan borrowers who might be eligible for help
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(BBC)
 
 
 
With two Pinocchio films due for release, the BBC finally spots the trend for hollywood to release two film of the same genre at the same time. But no-one ever puts the Timecop/Stargate coincidental releases into these lists for some reason
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Reasoning with goats goes as well as expected. "Don't you eat that. Get out Get out Are you crazy?" the deputy is heard saying
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Graham crackers are famously free of mouse poop"
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Robert Patrick really wanted to chase down John Connor while jamming Head Like A Hole not You Could Be Mine
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What car always puts a smile on your face? For Subby, it's Jimmy
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern is putting corn into cookies for some ungodly reason
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband has been having a 15 year affair and the only reason I know is because they just had a baby together" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Poorly written scripts aside, there is a reason why this guy is the best Bond (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
For some reason the After School Satan Club has some parents as hot as Hades
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Sun August 28, 2022
(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
A Wisconsin school has canceled the rest of their football team's season after it loses by a staggering 134 points in two games
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(Outkick)
 
 
 
This high school football team had hot ass cookies
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman answers the question "How drunk do you have to be to think that dancing an Irish jig for the cop will help you pass your sobriety test?"
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Sat August 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
DeSantis suspends four school board members for using common sense
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We've redacted the reasons for the redactions and may redact this too
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Dogger's bottom has not been out of the water in 134 years, when it should be taken out every seven years"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New lawsuit claims Whole Foods financially exploited its customers by charging significantly more for its meat products compared to competitors, under the guise that their products are healthier
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Book bans are on the rise. These are the most banned books and the reason behind them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fulton County DA issues subpoenas to a list of treasonweasels who will surely try to dodge them, including Sidney Powell and Mark Meadows
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Thu August 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google is evil. Simple as the alphabet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Golf, grift, plead the fifth, grift some more, scream into his social media echo chamber, dabble in some light treason, more grift, spin the Excuse Wheel, another round of golf
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's Mar-a-Lago scandal is merging with his Jan. 6 scandal. Will soon become Scandal Voltron
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, Ron, he's been in public service longer than you've been alive, but go ahead and call Fauci a "little elf" who should be "chucked across the Potomac." Never mind there's a reason we call you DeathSentence around here
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kyle Shanahan on Jimmy Garoppolo: The infinite is possible. The unattainable is unknown. The only limit is yourself
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Of course, the reason that dad has a supply of these wrappers tells me he doesn't like his own damned hamburgers, either
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Other methods of whitening your teeth are bad for you, according to Big Mayo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Defendant to Judge: They should not be allowed to ask me about anything they told me ahead of time they wanted to ask me about as well as anything else that could possibly be asked. Difficulty: Defendant is current US Senator Lindsey Graham
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Tue August 23, 2022
(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Edge announces plans to retire next summer. Bono indifferent
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Answer: There can be no defense of the hot dog straw
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally researchers have found the reason for the nationwide teacher shortage. You guessed it, Frank Stallone
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In possibly the most obvious plot twist ever, Wrong Johnson says "not so fast" on marriage equality bill after previously saying he saw "no reason to oppose it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here we have 11 people that, for some reason, are not disqualified from running
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"I cannot continue to be a part of a political party that is okay with a violent attempt to overturn a free and fair election and continues to peddle claims that the 2020 election was stolen"
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
The Christian Post asks 'why are people leaving the church'. Tired of being financially exploited by greedy pastors mysteriously missing as one of the reasons
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Apparently all MTV requires for a band to be a global icon is writing odes to California using the same chord progression
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Sun August 21, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Like chicken wings? Too bad
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The second-worst Baker to portray Doctor Who told by court he can't drive after thinking his Lexus was a TARDIS
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Florida Man goes big
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donnie Boy is in a world of hurt. Never mess with America's intelligence agencies. They come armed to the fight knowing every move you have ever made
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Fri August 19, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Fir tree needles kill ticks that cause Lyme disease. So now all we need are tiny knights on steeds using them as lances
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Here I am. Waiting for the hurricanes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasonous terrorism?
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
"She said LGBTQ students are 'like for example children with autism, Down Syndrome' and should have 'specialized' classes"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
August 19th is World Orangutan Day. Find out how you can help these endangered creatures before they're gone
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Thu August 18, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: Chicken wings are now cheaper than they were before the pandemic. Bad news: Football season is here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOP Joe Smoothbrain: "Look, there's no reason TFG can't run for president if he's in prison"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend can't climax. Is it time for a threesome?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You will only hear these ten old-fashioned food terms in New England. Yes, there is more than chowdah and lobstah among this reason
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google teaches robots to serve man - IT'S A CODE BOOK - IT'S A COOOOOODE BOOOOOOOK
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
"Do you ever consider that the folks behind the idea that the election was stolen, of which there isn't any evidence, may have targeted and taken advantage of folks like you, for whom a message of patriotism might appeal?"
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buffalo Wild Wings has come up with something genius for once
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hyar be dragons
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember when Dick Cheney outed a CIA agent for political reasons? Liz sure doesn't
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Goose was known as the loudest dog at the Adopt An Angel shelter, but that all changed when he was reunited with his dad. Please welcome Goose and his family to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actor Jordan Elsass who plays Jonathan Kent on the Superman & Lois series will not be returning for the third season due to 1) Personal reasons; 2) Mental health reasons; or 3) He's an anti-vaxxer and the series is filmed in Canada
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Guys, guys, there's no reason to panic over polio arriving from Israel, we already have vaccines that can fix everything. Why are you looking at me like that?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some time, when the road crew is up against it, and the brakes are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And merge just once with the Zipper
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
There may be a chessboard and remote control in that house? Well, no reason to let the Fourth Amendment get in the way
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
Stopping gunfire with an upturned table and other movie lies that will get you killed
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Despite his "broomstick up his ass" stance, Will Zalatoris' swing-coach gives us another reason to not root for "The player who is most likely to be voted Christopher Walken from A View To A Kill's son"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Every race is a horse race, unless we can find a reason, any reason, to claim the race leans Republican. And that is why we can say the GOP is going to take the House and Senate
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1945, Emperor Hirohito announced Japan's surrender and ended the war in the Pacific, but would henceforth be forced to ignore Winston Zeddemore's advice on what to do when someone asks if you're a god
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The latest tax avoidance scheme opening up in posh London real estate: American candy stores where officials don't know who owns them, don't know who runs them, and can't figure out a reason they exist
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Let's find out, shall we?
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Patrick Reed states that all the golfers on the Bonesaw Tour can "hold their own" against anyone on the PGA Tour, and they aren't in it for that Saudi blood money
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Sat August 13, 2022
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Yes, Lindsey, for some weird reason our political system IS motivated to subpoena the people who tried to literally murder it
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Spam is OK when it's fundraising emails for political parties
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Everyone wants to visit Ukraine for political reasons
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The GQP is the party of treason
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you've been planning on having that medical emergency you always wanted this summer, you should try not to do it in Seattle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We've now reached the "so what if he had stolen top secret nuclear documents at his home" stage of GOP treason
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian journalist who stormed live TV broadcast to protest the Ukraine war arrested by Putin's goons again. Her 'treasonous' reason for arrest this time was for holding a sign near the Kremlin to protest over the deaths of children in Ukraine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I know the word "treason" gets thrown around a lot lately, but going on to Russian state media and talking about America being brainwashed is getting pretty close, Steven
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Thu August 11, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anne Heche had a very good reason for speeding before her crash
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Price+
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Wed August 10, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
HOA: Um, we gonna need you to go ahead and remove the solar panels you installed, mmmkay? That would be great. Home Owner: Not right now, HOA. In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and read the court's decision regarding this matter
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today is humpday, so try a camel burger
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To be fair, the reason is probably that sans serif fonts make his name look ridiculous, so they can't tweet about him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland should step aside because reasons we just pulled out of our asses
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Another Star Trek movie?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, the prison where Derek Chauvin is being held was not allowing correctional officers of color to guard him. That was the FA portion of the program; for the FO portion we'll start with a $1.5 million fine
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reported Facebook profile is named "Mark Naziberg", features Mark Zuckerberg in an SS Uniform, and has a cover photo celebrating the N-word. Facebook: Seems legit, no reason to take it down 🤷‍♂
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Chamber of Commerce hopes to entice workers back to the office by putting up a bunch of sculptures, statues, sound and light projections, and in one case, a giant cock ring
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Lives Matter* (*as long as they're out arresting the Blacks and Antifa)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Subby couldn't find the numbers in the optical illusions but does have a strange urge to place a bet on Jackpot Joy, for some reason
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The MAGAts are restless, angry, and heavily armed tonight for some reason
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(Chair...ish)
 
 
 
For $1,775, the pie on that thing better be good enough to fark
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For some reason, doctors are reluctant to work in red states
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
As if you needed any more reason to hate The Miz, he attended Woodstock '99
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The front-runner for the GOP nomination in the Minnesota Secretary of State's race is apparently unfamiliar with the Voting Rights Act of 1965 as she's questioned whether the disabled and non-English speakers should be allowed to vote
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Critics claim Cracker Barrel is 'caving in to woke culture' over introduction of vegan menu options
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
Auburn QB evades and outruns police. On a moped. Tag is for the police twice calling off the chase to catch someone riding a moped without a helmet for safety reasons
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Matt Smith decides Morbin' time is over
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Doocy thrown for a doozy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "Trump has specifically been counseled to cut contact with his former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows,"
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US aid worker: Boy, that villa where Zawahiri was assassinated looks familiar
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Impossible meat at Cracker Barrel? What kind of country do we live in?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Red Lobster is giving away a year of free food to a lucky winner. Unfortunately, it's their food
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Quickly estimate how far away you are from that jar of mayo
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ring-ding-ding-ding dingeringeding?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nancy "no farks" Pelosi takes a parting shot at China's Premiere before departing Taiwan: "Whether it's {due to} certain insecurities on the part of the president of China as to his own political situation that he's ratting his saber, I don't know"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Why is my partner still on swinging sites?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
There's a reason why extreme Alpine football is only played on the steepest of mountain slopes in the Alps. These football nutters are slanted toward the extreme
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EPL players to limit 'taking a knee.' Flopping anywhere anytime still cool though
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fake electors feared treason might "seem like treason"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT 2.0: a Fatal Four Way for the women's tag titles, Mandy defends her NXT title vs Chase U's magical girl, Tony D & Stacks challenge The Creeds for the Men's tag belts & Von Wagner vs Solo for "reasons". It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Of all the reasons to be told why your commuter train is being delayed again, an escaped giant tortoise in an extremely slow bid for freedom seems like an odd one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Newsflash from 1598: Treason Act charges against a man caught at Windsor Castle on Christmas Day with a crossbow, as his trespass is regarded as an assault against Queen Elizabeth. Correction: I'm told we have the year wrong
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Hey, remember Winamp? It's back for some reason
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
MMA fighter gets the worst broken nose EVER, calls it minor then begs referee to let the combat continue
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Mon August 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
KFC - finger lickin' good. Or in China, toe licking good
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
The Earth had its fastest year on record for some unknown reason. Might need to start prepping for negative leap seconds
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Atlanta music festival cancelled because in Georgia the right to bear arms supersedes the right to gather in peace and listen to music
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The real reason so main big-chain store are hurting right now is less "supply-chain disruptions" and more "retailers badly misjudged supply and demand" when making their orders this year, causing the inventory at "Liquidation warehouses" to boom
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Waitress explains why she automatically gives the man the bill. For some reason or other, not everyone agrees with her (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SlashFilm)
 
Hero
 
The story has been shared before, but it's important to remember Martin Luther King Jr. convinced Nichelle Nichols not to quit Star Trek
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reasons not to buy a car: a) no showroom close by, b) no service facility nearby, c) poor reliability, d) CEO is a dickhead, e) all of the above
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For no reason at all, members of Congress are given 10k each to upgrade their home security
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Sat July 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jared Kusher: Steve Bannon was a big meany-head and he bullied me all the times. Like this one time, this one time, he said to me "I will break you in half". He said that to me, he really truly did and it hurt my feelings...real BAD
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The reason Congress wants the DHS IG off the case of the missing Secret Service texts? It seems that once his office knew the phones had been wiped they planned to collect them and have a specialist UN-delete them, but he put a stop to the plan
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robb Elementary School principal will not be scapegoated for the failures of the Uvalde Police
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Democrats are doomed, I tell ya. Doomed. They're gonna get whupped so bad that...Hey, is that Nate Silver's music?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Another reason to push student loan forgiveness? It pisses off Greg Gutfeld
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alito, who for some reason looks like Steven Spielberg now, mocks all the foreign leaders who dared question his "legal" theories
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: CONCACAF investigates Mexican fans who chant "Puta" at American players. News: UEFA investigates Turkish fans who chant "Putin" at Ukrainian players
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Thu July 28, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
July 28 is National Refreshment Day. What is your favorite beverage?
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
It's not a bug. It's Southern DLC y'all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For some reason, the first item in the article isn't "buy everyone TotalFark." What would you do if won?
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crypto website article about crypto organization findings that crypto made potential partners seem more attractive. Seems legit
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Maybe for the same reason you never see Clark Kent denounce Superman
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
60s cliché to skip 80s cliché because of 20s cliché
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Someone has no Faucis to give
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Jor-El dropped another one off at the orphanage
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jarrin Jackson (R-OK): Michelle Obama is a goddless worshiper of Satan. Now give Jim Bakker every dollar you have, you know, for Jesus reasons
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Yellen on Recession: "All right, I'm going to level with you. There's no reason to panic. It's true one of the crew is ill. But the other pilots, they're fine. They're at the controls flying the plane, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. Shark Week is here again. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you pretend to enjoy it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you forgot that Sunday was National Tequila Day, then you probably had a great time
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Sun July 24, 2022
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Christina? Dolores? Hale? Maeve, a weapon, this whole cryptic line of reasoning is like a cut line from We Didn't Start the Fire. All the summary teaser says is "God is bored." What a trip this show is. Westworld, 9PM ET on HBO
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
True love moves mountains, handwriting patterns
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Marco ..... *SPOOOSH* ..... polo
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
There's a reason Blatz beer isn't allowed on the Space Station
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Fri July 22, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Pat Benatar retires song because gun lobby, incels have reduced it to a Fark headline
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(National Post)
 
 
 
National broadcaster that unites the second largest country in the world actually pays its workers reasonable danger pay during a national emergency
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
♫ Once I ran for you (I ran). Now I don't run for you. ♫ This tainted gas you've given. I give you all a car could give you. ♫ Take my gears and that's not nearly, all...Tainted gas...(oooh) Tainted gas ♫
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Ten reasons why Star Trek is better than Star Wars to the left. Your impotent nerd rage to the right
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Thu July 21, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
So why don't Jedi use double-bladed lightsabers?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The dumbest US senator cannot support a Biden nominee who is a law and order patriot and also states the obvious
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how Tesla made such a big deal about investing in cryptocurrency, citing its "long term potential"? Yeah, they've already dumped about 75% of the cryptocurrency they bought last year
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire wants you to know you're scrambling your ova wrong and actually doesn't need mayo to do it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Incels mad that women play soccer
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Those are some tasty burgers to the left, spittle-flecked slideshow hate and reasonable discourse to the the right. *chugs a cup of Sprite*
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Hot Cars)
 
 
 
Today, in Things You Are Doing Wrong™...(spins wheel)...Washing Your Car
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Noted economist Russell Brand has discovered the nefarious plot by Green Energy terrorists to bankrupt brave farmers and steal their land to build water parks and roller rinks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Running cover," "reporting failure," no "shred of credibility," "fake Russia Russia Russia collusion hoax," "disinformation," "false, liberal political propaganda" .... BINGO
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Robber steals $22K in one-dollar bills. Can you guess from where?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Maybe things aren't so bad after all? Here are 11 things we (mostly) don't need to worry about anymore
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Prehistoric GOPer Chuck Grassley polls his lowest since 1980
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You might not have even known that Trump was fighting this particular battle with the Pulitzer Prize board, but even if you didn't know, you're probably not surprised to find out that he lost it
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(ITV)
 
 
 
A speed camera has gone rogue and it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are flashed
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(Time)
 
 
 
There are 3.14159265359 reasons why we don't have a pi variant yet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 145 of WW3: Zelensky fires Prosecutor General & Security Service chief, accusing staff members of treason. Russian military equipment moving west from Mariupol. Russia targeting UKR positions in Donetsk. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
UK rail union gives everyone a reason to work from home for another week, shuts down Covid filled virus machine
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Milwaukee man earns OWI, incurs head injury from the Road Runner (with pic)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Now that energy prices are coming down, GOP eyes the third rail
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
"If Vince goes down, you don't wanna be in bed with him." Strangely, this is not a quote from Linda McMahon
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
City won't give you a demolition permit? Just get a rope and a truck and budget a few bucks for the fine
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
There's a reason your relationship may not be working out. No, it's not that. Nope, not that either. Not even close. Seriously, you are never going to get it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So your flight just got canceled? Here is the real reason why
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Sat July 16, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 54th birthday to the legendary Barry Sanders. For an entire generation, he was the only reason the Lions Thanksgiving games were tolerable for so many years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ: Yes, the subpoena that the 1/6 committee sent to Mark Meadows is justified
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
The colors in the James Webb space telescope pictures are fake. You can tell from the pixels
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pilot heroically lands small plane on Missouri runway, despite added challenge of being blind drunk and out of fuel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work at a a daycare and one of the parents is trying to get me fired for no reason. How can I stop her?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The recent surge of inflation is due to: A) Profligate fiscal and monetary policy by the the US govt and Federal Reserve, B) Supply shocks from a global pandemic and war, C) Millennials, for reasons. Remember, there is only *one* correct answer
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(Medium)
 
Audio
 
Top 11 Dylan Songs, because Top 10 Lists are for the Weak
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
And this is why we do localization
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Thu July 14, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Pelham's a reasonable 35-mile commute to Boston, but still the kind of town where you don't have to blame your five-martini lunch when you see cowboys chasing a bull through afternoon rush hour traffic
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
The only reason Diet Coke exists is because 'fellas' didn't want to drink Tab
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: Whoa, whoa, whoa. When I said that I would make Saudi Arabia "pay the price" and "become a pariah" for murdering Khashoggi, I meant that I would do that in my head. You know, like a little fantasy sort of thing. Not that I would actually do it
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(Some Bureaucrat)
 
 
 
The rankings are out for best places to work in The Deep State. Somehow the Post Office doesn't make the cut, maybe they should clean house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The mother of all interest rate hikes is coming. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until inflation is dead. Or, you know, recession
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For some reason, Xbox thought these accessories were too dangerous
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Glaucomflecken takes American health care policy to the woodshed yet again. Voters still loving our broken system for no good reason
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Rabies found in Jacksonville, may or may not be what's wrong with the entire city
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(A Journal of Musical Things)
 
 
 
Gee, with all the attention Kate Bush is getting because of Stranger Things, it would be a perfect time for a new album from her. But that won't happen, right? Right?
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
University of Michigan Board of Regents expected to pick Santa as new president. Ho, ho, ho
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Crazy Belgian photographs everything in her house down to individual Legos
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Omicron variant BA.5 is now at least as infectious as Measles, making it the world's most most infectious viral disease. But remember, masks are for cowards, so get out there and start licking random people's noses
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Using a self-serve checkout counter could get you framed for stealing, warned attorney and influencer ... stopped reading right there
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After footage has been released of the Uvalde school shooting, the mayor is pissed off at A) the teenager having access to a military weapon, B) the cops doing nothing for about an hour, or C) the video being leaked to the public?
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is all the Star Wars purists collectively crapping their pants
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
OF COURSE Big Bezos is tracking you on Prime Day, but it's even more insidious than you thought (tag for OBVIOUS reasons)
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(Some Solar Man)
 
 
 
Your solar panels died? They may be worth a lot of money, even at night
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Frickin' laser beams
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Mon July 11, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Come on in for your free slurpee and try not to get shot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
OafKeeper, Stewart Rhodes, wanted his lawyer's Trump contacts prior to 1/6 for some strange reason
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And the librarian said "hey patron, take a walk on the wild side"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
OK, which state is the worst for women in the entire country? The answer might shock you. I mean, it's always on the worst ____ lists but never at the top. So congrats to our dark horse candidate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Pet Photo Day. Share pics of your critters before they share pics of you
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Netherlands on verge of making work-from-home legal right for employees, but I thought the red light district already did this?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George Lucas has six billion reasons not to care how you pronounce AT AT
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
77 minutes of security cam footage depicting the police response outside the classroom while the Uvalde shooting was occurring cannot be released to the public, for reasons. Move along, literally nothing to see here, citizens
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rowdy Ronny Jackson sounds very scared for some reason
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"The reason being, they told me, was they wanted to transmute my sexual energy to a higher vibrational level" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The next time the washing machine appears to chew up or lose a sock, check wth your significant other first
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Texas Attorney General wants to make sodomy illegal for "safety" reasons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bad news if you were headed to [place] and hoped to be there before [reasonable time]. Don't worry, the [adjective] people at CTA are on the scene
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
As many of us Farkers said: "How Elon's bizarre Twitter takeover saga could have just been a cover for him to sell $8.5 billion in Tesla stock"
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
I'm not guilty by reason of sneeze insanity
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
In our rush to legalize the reefer, we've failed to recognize the very real risk posed by one of its most terrifying side effects: Scromiting. My friend Becky smoked three marijuanas and scromited to death, so this is very real and very serious
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Polls show that most gun owners actually do favor reasonable restrictions on guns, but have been too utterly programmed by the GQP, MAGATism, and right-wing tough guy fetishism to actually allow anything to happen
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