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Tue June 28, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
I like saggy butts and I cannot lie
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Sun June 26, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
People are drawn to others who smell like them. No wonder everyone in "Spaceballs" was surrounded by assholes
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You've probably already forgotten about this shooter because his spree happened last December, but here's a deep dive about his online presence and writings that weren't just giant red flags of his intent, but were celebrated by MRAs and other Incels
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ackshually, the military tacticsh being dishplayed in Top Gun: Maverick aren't particularly realishtic
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UAE promises to prosecute virtual murders. About time someone cracked down on spawn camping
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Look, people. You really shouldn't be asking Abbott Elementary to do a special episode about school shootings. Wait, what's Abbott Elementary? And when did I ask it do this? That doesn't sound like me at all. Damnit, did I take Ambien last night?
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Sat May 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Starbucks brings Black Mirror episode to real life, where baristas' working hours & income now depends on a "connection score" rating them on how customers feel about literally anything out of their control
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Wil Wheaton)
 
 
 
Wheaton and Jalad, at TNG. Wil Wheaton, his arms wide. The WHEATON tag, we stand by him
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Edgelord doubles-down on being an edgelord
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Wed May 25, 2022
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Bite my shiny metal ass, THESE are the 10 best episodes of Futurama
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais is a comedian. Netflix. We live in a Society. You know the rest
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Sun May 22, 2022
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Delete it. Duh
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Thu May 19, 2022
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Murder, she wrote
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
🎶 It's a🌈 world after all"🎵
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Creator of This Is Us breaks down the heart-wrenching penultimate episode [warning: spoilers]
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
This tab's fans' nipples explode with delight
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Tue May 17, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A dust-filled story involving a lost baseball card collection, a shark attack victim and the internet finally being used for something good
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Conan is still crushing his enemies, driving them before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women at 40
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sure, everybody says, "flight" when asked what sort of superpower would you want. But did you ever consider that if everyone flew the transportation industry would collapse? Think, people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Famed German director Wim Wenders is making a film about high-end public restrooms in Japan. Yes, he is literally going there
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
It took getting hacked by an NFT bot and losing control of her Twitter account to help this young writer learn that her Twitter account had no actual value or purpose in the first place. Folks, I think we've found our intervention
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It took getting hacked by an NFT bot and losing control of her Twitter account to help this young writer learn that her Twitter account had no actual value or purpose in the first place. Folks, I think we've found our intervention
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
♫♪♪ See the man with the stage fright / Just standin' up there to give it all his might. /And he got caught in the spotlight, / But when we get to the end, / He wants to start all over again ♫♪♪
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Sat May 07, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Crowdfunded game Star Citizen is now modeling bedsheet deformation physics. Unclear if release will include fanboys' crunchy sheets
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not this shiat again
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Real life Frogger
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Mon May 02, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rule 34 just took a huge leap forward
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
When we inevitably have to welcome our new alien overlords these two guys are the jackwagons to blame
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The foundation of modern conservative Christian hysteria can be traced to this terrible satanic panic duology by Frank Perretti
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Not everyone can leave Twitter
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coachella 2022 was one big influencer circlejerk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coachella 2022 was one big influencer circlejerk
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lea Michele once showed Jonathan Groff her vajayjay and no there are no pictures too late you're already gone
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why does everything, EVERYTHING, make Subby gassy?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why does everything, EVERYTHING, make Subby gassy?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wait... are there people out there who actually believe fast food in ads looks the same in real life?
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
What's the worst thing you've heard during sex (or the worst you've said)?
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage turned down Lord of the Rings and The Matrix because he...oh c'mon Nicolas Cage never turns down roles. Who are you fooling, Nic?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The majority of us are completely utterly ordinary people. Change my mind
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus #2
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Escape from Tarkov player goes from gamer to refugee overnight, and with the skills he learned online plus some help his Twitch followers, escaped to western Ukraine. He now heads a small humanitarian mission, Gamers 4 Ukraine
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Escape from Tarkov player goes from gamer to refugee overnight, and with the skills he learned online plus some help his Twitch followers, escaped to western Ukraine. He now heads a small humanitarian mission, Gamers 4 Ukraine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everybody panic, Zima's back. Sorry, ZIKA is back, not Zima. That's marginally worse
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
A physicist explains everything all at once and everywhere. Cleanup needed on aisle 4
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Scientists play Volcano Dungeons & Dragons on weekends, using simulated eruptions on graph paper stained with RC Cola, looking up lava flow rates in the Magma Manual, and rolling saving throws against Yellowstone supervolcano wiping out whole party
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Let's all remember the time Andy Warhol appeared on "The Love Boat," alongside Milton Berle, Andy Griffith, and Milton Berle's huge penis
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Do you live in virtual reality? This device lets you feel real life pain when you get hurt in it. Why you would want to does not compute in Subby's reality
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Do you live in virtual reality? This device lets you feel real life pain when you get hurt in it. Why you would want to does not compute in Subby's reality
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Thu April 07, 2022
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
The MCU ranking article to end all MCU ranking articles
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Byte" is supposed to taste like pixels. Well, some of them, and having tasted quite a few in my time
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. In honor of "National Tater Day" we'll make REAL LIFE artwork creations using potatoes. Russet potato, Sweet potato, Mr. Potato Head, etc. Grab any kind of potato & get creative before chowing down
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband tells me he can't stop sexting random women, and I believe he has some kind of compulsion. What can I do to get him to sext me instead?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I've switched barristas"
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Headline that will make your heart rate go up: "People Can Tell How Fast Your Heart Is Beating Just by Looking at You"
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
According to Hollywood's No 1 penis-maker 'Chris Hemsworth keeps his next to Thor's hammer'
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
This might be the final update about the JFK QAnon cult but I doubt it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Heavy, buggy Steam Deck wins over a Nintendo Switch fan who later admits it's extremely niche and that they will go back to the Switch upon the next major release
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The most remarkable Star Trek episode ever made"
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Thu March 17, 2022
(SF Debris)
 
 
 
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, let's take a look back with SF Debris at Star Trek's immortal ode to the Irish - "Up the Long Ladder." Foot washing, clones, and stereotypes, OH MY
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the reason you never see cats in television shows is because they're the biggest divas of all
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Sharmell to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame for....well, I don't know really and I doubt that anyone else knows
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Mon March 07, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Symbolized by a pineapple, and presumably eggplants too, #SwingTok is apparently a thing now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beyond Seagal: Additional Celebrity Idiots Who Are Pootie buddies
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not all right-wing extremists toe the Trump line with the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Matter of fact some are joining fight against Russia using it as an opportunity to gain real life combat experience
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: You *are* Debbie Harry
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