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Fri May 07, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
NFL announces that it's giving away 50 free Super Bowl tickets to fans who've been fully vaccinated. Presumably they'll locate the winners through their microchips
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
So...you're a US citizen who owns a vacation home here in Canada. Great news: we'll levy an additional tax on you because we won't let you cross the border to use it
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Wed April 28, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Train hits tractor-trailer carrying bricks and unlike the cartoons of yesteryear, they did not all fly up in the air and land in a nice, neat pile resembling a bank, or library
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Camping World pitches a tent for crypto
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Complex)
 
 
 
The definitive list of terrible but catchy songs that will get stuck in your head right now, and force you to curse Subby forever. Hey, I didn't start the fire
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Verizon's numbers are as pretty as a field of lilies
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
♫ Ohhhh-kla-homa, where the lightning crashes on your plain... ♫
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz making six-figure ad buy targeting CNN and others for reporting on Matt Gaetz's alleged predilection for teen girls. Would use Venmo for ad buy, but Venmo's only for minor purchases
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Sat April 10, 2021
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
When technology and tacos collide, everybody wins
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Flipper)
 
 
 
Ever see a dolphin stampede? Want to see one?
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Make it Quack, Number One: Star Trek: TNG gets a rubber ducky line
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Fri March 26, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hmm, police union in the middle of contract negotiations purchases billboards advertising how shiatty their performance has been. Bold strategy, cotton
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Folks, don't let your chickens play with matches
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news: You can buy your next Tesla with bitcoin. Buying it with safe driving software still optional, however
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Thu March 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fresh out of missing airplanes, CNN decides to flog the murder hornet story a little more
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Damn you, sponge cake and noodles
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Certified Pre-owned Harley-Davidson." How do you do, fellow kids?
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Thu March 04, 2021
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple to be charged with anti-competitive behavior. Not in America, naturally
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
"94-year-old crossing guard has no plans to slow down" I'm no expert but this seems like a terrible quality in a crossing guard
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Wed March 03, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma church reminds people how it's supposed to work, purchases and forgives $3.8 million in medical debt
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Tue February 23, 2021
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed... WEEEEEEEEE
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the Tatis deal runs its 14-year course, the Mets will -still- be paying Bobby Bonilla
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Imperial AT-AT pupper is living the good life
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Tue February 16, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Since he couldn't find anything better to film, here's our cameraman sliding around his driveway
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Thu February 11, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh imploded. In less than two months the annual Pirates implosion will begin
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Everyone calls subby weird for wearing socks to bed, but finally, vindication
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Dunkin' brings back free coffee Mondays to start your week right
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Mon January 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the cap lifted, MasterCard quintuples fees on UK purchases from EU. Heads will roll
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Worst ending to a great game since Game of Thrones"
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Sat January 16, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Business owner opts to refrain from science, Covid-19 rules, staying open in order to infect as many customers as possible. 2021 shaping up to be the actions, consequences year for many
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Spycast)
 
 
 
An intelligent analysis from actual intelligence analysts on the intelligence implications of The January Putsch
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Keloland)
 
 
 
Family purchases a home that hasn't been updated since the '70s. On the upside: The static electricity from all of the shag carpet could power the home for another 50 years. With pics
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