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headlines found matching 'public health emergency'
Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
130,000. Remember when we were expected to level out at around this many deaths?
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas
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Wed June 24, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump's White House wins ruling on health care, and surprisingly it's not a plan to grind up newborn babies to power Kellyanne Conway's soul for another week, it's actually . . . huh, it's actually a good thing? Is that possible?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who's having a COVID second wave already? Iran. The reason? People don't wear masks or do social distancing and opened because ''of the economy''... that reminds you of anywhere? No? Me neither
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Worldometer)
 
 
 
US Deaths from COVID top 112k. Remember COVID?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic there has been a decrease in the number of predators trying to physically meet up with kids. But cockroaches always find a way
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Wed May 13, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Funny thing about restaurants, they generally need a license from the state health department to operate. So, if they reopen in defiance of state orders during a public health emergency, they really shouldn't be shocked when that license is yoinked
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Georgia's getting its death wish
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Fri May 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP made state lose out on $25 million in unemployment benefits
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Tue May 05, 2020
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
There is absolutely NO evidence to back up Trumps claim that Biden wrote him "a letter of apology" for criticizing his China "travel ban". But you knew that already because if existed, a copy would have been mailed with every stimulus check sent out
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Now that his dream is coming true, now is the appropriate time to look at a timeline of Trump's "100 days of deadly coronavirus denial"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are now one million confirmed coronavirus cases in the US, 5.6% of whom have died so far
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Navy: You know, the USS Theodore Roosevelt needs a new skipper. How about that Captain Crozier fellow? He seems bright and capable
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Darth Idious strikes back with a pandemic briefing littered with lies
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We've never backed a Democrat for president. But Trump must be defeated"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As many as 400,000 people dead. It's about to go through Japan like a hungry, pissed-off kaiju
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump and Hoover - is history repeating for the benefit of those who didn't pay attention the first time round?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey kids, today on Schoolhouse Fark we're going to learn about a 1905 Supreme Court case, Jacobson v Massachusetts. Why? "Jacobson instructs that *ALL* constitutional rights may be reasonably restricted to combat a public health emergency." Ruh-roh
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
I know, everyone: Let's take a big group photo of us crawling up each others a** during a pandemic. What could possibly go wrong?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC extends the no sail order for all cruise ships
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin hospitals decide that this nationwide quarantine is a great time to sue patients. Mr. Burns rubs his hands with glee
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Sat April 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airlines get $50 Billion in C19 Aid bill. Meanwhile, they give "credit" for canceled flights. FAA: How about "no"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
U.S. is number one at coronavirus cases, but unfortunately number one billion in using our heads and having leaders who use their heads. Team of brain experts sent in to figure out what's wrong with Republicans
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Gay blood coming to a blood bank near you. But don't worry they can't have done any gay stuff for three months
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump tells Massachusetts they're on their own for sourcing medical supplies. Fark: Goes on to outbid MA for those same supplies. UltraFark: Three times. WTFark: And then seizes two of the orders MA actually got
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, it turns out Trumpism is a deadly cult, and they're following their leader right off the cliff, clutching onto as many victims as possible on their way over the edge
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Few may care about the impeachment anymore, but Republicans are going to throw it against the wall to see if it sticks against Democrats over the Covid-19 response
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Announcing availability of COVID-19 testing to investors and limited partners first? Was that wrong? Should we not have misspoke that?
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Tue March 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember when Donald Trump said our testing was perfect and anyone could get one? We have determined that was a lie
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Thu March 19, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Anyone who had Newfoundland as a world leader in COVID-19 response, come collect your bottle of screech. Since there's probably only one of you, don't forget to kiss the cod on the way out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus crisis highlights Trump's signature achievement as president: He has so destroyed the public trust in government institutions and the media that no one currently knows WHERE to turn for trustworthy advice about the pandemic
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Assholes who ridiculed preparations for the covid-19 pandemic are having a change of heart". Some of them anyhow
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Fri March 13, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Incompetent government response to swine flu: First case reported April 15. Public health emergency on April 26. First test approved April 28. Test kits shipped May 1
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
GOP COVID-19 plan: Die quickly. And take your coworkers with you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen prays that Jesus will stop the coronavirus. But, just in case Jesus isn't listening, everybody stay home because he apparently took some time off back in the 1940s
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Amid nationwide shortages, you can still find some hand sanitizer for sale at a NJ 7-Eleven. It was made by the store owner, and it caused severe burns on a couple of kids who used it, but still
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Wed March 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the Trump Administration botched its best chance of containing the Coronavirus in the early stages
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(USDA)
 
 
 
USDA approves school meals without schools
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ads for "Corona Curing Cucumber Coconut Cream", on my Taboola network? Fetch the fainting couch once used to hold naked models, you'll be shocked to see which ones
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Indian unWells
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Sun March 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First British supermarkets start rationing essential items due to coronavirus hoarding, a full 10 months ahead of planned post-Brexit rationing
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