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| Tue April 17, 2018 |
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Some ex-FBI agents say that Comey is hurting the FBI by publicly clashing with Trump, you know, not the repeated attempts by Trump to politicize the agency, or fire anyone investigating him
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Let's check in on the race to replace Paul Ryan in his district. On the left, Iron Stache leads the Dem primaries. On the right, a vocal white nationalist is currently the only Republican candidate
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Trump files for an extension on his taxes, needing more time to hide how much he's made off of being president
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Chinese public toilets go hi-tech with Wi-fi and facial recognition, though you'd think the recognition would be for the other side
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Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers
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City hall official, busted on suspicion of public indecency for taking out the garbage while nude, explains to police that putting on clothes bothered him
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Florida kids continue to get uppity, sue Republican governor for being 'immoral'. Which is like suing Florida Man for being irresponsible
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| Fri April 13, 2018 |
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New report says jobless claims have now stayed below 300,000 for the longest time on record. Although that number will skyrocket again with the number of Republicans looking for work after November
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Look, I'm glad we legalized pot in Seattle, but erecting statues is taking it a little far
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"An analysis by the National Parks Conservation Association showed that 98 percent of 110,000 public comments opposed the dramatic increase." Zinke's plan to drastically increase the admission price to a handful of National Parks fails spectacularly
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Not yet recovered from the Facebook intrusions, we get this TED Talk where the Dolby systems head talks about how in the near future your emotions will be monitored in public places using infrared cameras, CO2-level detectors and heart-rate monitors
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Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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With no other major stories going on today, news outlets ask the hard hitting question: "Why is the Coke Zero Twitter account locked?"
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| Wed March 28, 2018 |
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World champions of sheep shearing head for Royal Easter Show to demonstrate their chops this Sunday. "Being a full-wool competition, including the spectacular fleece throws over the wool table, it's expected to be a popular event with the public"
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You know if you can only focus on one thing at a time you really shouldn't be in the House, perhaps a career in television repair is more your speed
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The Republican Party's organizing principle is that voters are utterly stupid. They're right, you know
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She hides your car keys. She makes you forget why you went into the kitchen. She gives free abortions to all your kids. She wants to gay marry your neighbor's turtle. She's Nancy Pelosi and she's everywhere frightened Republicans imagine her to be
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At least 5 injured after dispute between driver and people on the street leads to driver getting out of van and chasing after people with an ax
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Republicans: Sure anger at Trump SEEMS to be creating a building "Blue Wave" for 2018, but once voters see the bigger paychecks our tax bill caused, they'll settle right down. Most Voters: WHAT bigger paycheck?
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In light of um, certain events, Facebook decides this isn't the right time to roll out new spying technology...I mean technology, JUST technology
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| Tue March 20, 2018 |
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Republican lawmakers explain that Mueller is so strong, such a big, strong, strapping man and his build. Oh my God, his build. Look at how he stands there. Like a wall. Mmm. Anyway, surely a man like that doesn't need laws protecting him from Trump
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The NRA cries like a little girl over their break up with Florida's Republican House Speaker Richard Corcoran
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Following their repeated losses in the courts over their gerrymandered maps, PA Republicans move forward on impeaching all Democratic members of the state Supreme Court
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Are you confused? Dumb? Moronic? Republican? Well, we can't help you with any of that, but we can helpfully explain to you the Cambridge Analytica/Facebook debacle and why any of this should matter to you
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You're not gonna believe it, but it seems Trump's legal team is plagued by chaos and infighting - but at least they're pulling double duty as Trump's "publicists and therapists". Just the best people, believe me
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Assad takes a page from BFF Putin's "I'm so humble" playbook, stages a publicity stunt where he drives a Honda Accord around Damascus
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| Tue March 06, 2018 |
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Warren: And f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck-no, wait, you're cool Bernie, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you. Now then, onto the Republicans
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New Mexico Republicans want Catholic Church official punished for calling them racist. Couldn't they just not be racist? That seems easier
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Dating back to the mid '90s, Florida Man has regularly used his three minutes of public comment at council meetings to hurl profane and racially provocative invective at council members
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Leading up to the midterms, local Republican nomination processes are going as well as can be expected
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Former Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) joins the PR firm Gotham Public Relations, which is best known for handling the Trump campaign in its early stages in 2015, and, of course, The Wayne Industries Account
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Toy goes in, toy goes out. Toy goes in... uh, oh (possible NSFW content on page)
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| Mon February 26, 2018 |
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Gary Cooper: famous actor, staunch Republican, (according to the FBI) South America's favorite commie pinko. "While some famous people outside of Spain did go fight in the Spanish Civil War, such as George Orwell, Cooper simply made movies about it"
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Republican lawmakers call for sheriff in the Parkland shooting to be suspended for "incompetence and neglect of duty." That's difficult, even by Florida standards
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Because of a teacher's strike, EVERY public school in West Virginia is currently closed, and if this strike goes on indefinitely, is expected to create...well, zero noticeable difference in West Virginians
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"I think it's a pretty inappropriate question to ask a daughter if she believes the accusers of her father," said senior White House advisor Ivanka Trump while serving in a position of public trust
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Wall Street Journal editor says arming teachers with guns isn't the answer. The answer is to give the teachers flash-bang grenades
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| Wed February 21, 2018 |
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Many of them can't find Canada on a map, don't recognize its flag, and think it's a Marxist republic where people speak strange languages. Who would have guessed that Americans had so much in common with North Koreans?
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Today's Fark-ready headline comes from Hartford, CT: "Yard Goats cancel monkey rodeo show after complaints made"
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Don't want to say I told you so, but cryptocurrency prices fell to $0
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More must be done to protect children, except for banning guns, providing health care, shoring up public education, protecting the environment, or stopping sexual predators
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