Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'products'
Sat May 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just in time for summer driving: cyberattack shuts down pipeline supplying half the gasoline used on the East Coast
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
36% alcohol. Not great, not terrible
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
An electric vehicle is believed to have started a fire at a home in VA that caused $235,000 in damage. In other news, electric vehicles have become sentient, are partial to arson, and should be viewed as hostile
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 06, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hershey's tries to put syrup back in the bottle. So to speak
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Microsoft promises to finally truly kill Flash, but you'll have to take the July Windows 10 update which zaps it from the core OS
source: techspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vogue)
 
 
 
Cat lady aesthetic has become cool
source: vogue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Points Guy)
 
 
 
Threaten a Delta employee? Say goodbye to your elite status and your skymiles
source: thepointsguy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twitter to release "are you sure you want to be a jerk?" feature
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Dude, you're getting a patch
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Peloton recalling 125k treadmills for eating more small children than permissible by law
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 03, 2021
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA recall: Wolfies' Cheddar & Jalapeno might give you the Wolfies if you have a milk allergy. Wolfies
source: fda.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Begun, the faux burger wars have
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bought an exploding sex toy on Amazon? I've got good news for you
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 02, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't improve the original headline. It's the Buschy McBusch Race 400 from Kansas, coverage starting at 3 PM ET on FS1
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 30, 2021
(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
Lede of story: people protesting the government taking land from small time farmers. Buried so deep Jimmy Hoffa says hi: small time farmer is LLC producing $11 million in dairy products
source: oleantimesherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 29, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Teledoc sees ill numbers as people don't want to call sitting in front of their computers for hours the waiting room
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Good effort, though"
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 28, 2021
(Fortune)
 
 
 
So why ARE lumber prices up 232% in the past year?
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple Fined $12 Million for Violating Anti-Monopoly Rules With App Store - by Monopolistic Authoritarian Government
source: macrumors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Black beans recalled due to botulism and farting risk. Mainly the botulism
source: today.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Internet Banner Advertising company Allbirds prepares to file IPO, also sells shoes
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The latest snowflake meltdown comes courtesy of Parler, which is accused of "selling out" by returning to Apple products
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony saw its profits hit record highs in 2020 thanks to video games, music, and movies. Oh, and the pandemic keeping responsible people at home to consume their products
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 27, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University comes to AN agreement with THE fashion designer Marc Jacobs over trademarking THE word THE
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Vegan cheese recalled due to salmonella contamination. Sal can't be reasoned with, he can't be bargained with. He doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead
source: slashgear.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
NASA is a little worried that thousands of pieces of "space junk" are floating around in space just waiting to smash into one of our satellite or maybe a spacecraft with people in it
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Teenage girl chooses the wrong pedal and parks inside a NAPA auto parts store. Police say they're still investigating the cause of the accident; subby points at first two words of headline
source: whdh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you are Epicurious about how to cook beef, don't bother going to their website
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Camping World pitches a tent for crypto
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Elon Musk actually isn't a loop-smoking crackpot
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 25, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow shocked and disgusted to find out that in Biden's America people are forced to drink beer made from *hand clutches pearls* plants
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 24, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Toilet paper sales are in the toilet
source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gymnast Simone Biles falls ...into the Gap, and scores her own line of performance wear
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, this guy has 34 girlfriends while you sit at home alone staring at social media in your pajama pants, unwashed t-shirt, and 6 cats
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where did you get the device? Er.... it fell off the back of a truck
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
How are we supposed to lose our pandemic weight when the evil food geniuses out there keep coming up with stuff like this?
source: prnewswire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 21, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
The latest thing waiting to kill you in your own home? Glass shower doors. The explody kind
source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch and the NRA are teaming up, which is not chilling at all. In fact it may be pretty cool
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Vitafusion gummy vitamin products being recalled for containing iron
source: fox43.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble earnings beat on news everyone was home cleaning in prep for the upcoming summer of freedom
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 19, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Coffee grounds can make tropical forests grow faster, get more snobbish about roasting methods
source: scitechdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook to announce audio chat app that will let your crazy uncle SHOUT AT EVERYONE IN ALL CAPS, because just typing that way isn't annoying enough
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 18, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The short tracks In Virginia (or on the other side of the road from Virginia) continue with Richmond. It's the Toyota Owners 400, 3 PM ET on FOX
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 17, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Nintendo sends some goombas to court to sue Bowser
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Got your ass to da choppa on Mars, April 19
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly say marijuana should be legal. Also Cheetos and Doritos products taken over by the government and made free for all
source: pewresearch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PeloNOMNOMNOM
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple no longer includes iPhone charging cables to save the environment
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 16, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Valve's banhammer springs a leak
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ice cream cones recalled as they may contain...cream
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Should commercial cargo flights be autonomous?
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald and Mickey's long nightmare is over as Disney allows workers to uncover tattoos
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The human scream can communicate six different emotions, and of course the ubiquitous desire for frozen dairy products
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Possible pork shortage this summer. Pork product trifecta now in play
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
The FDA announced a voluntary recall on some Meow Mix dry cat food. MEEE-Wow, Meow Mix now with Salmonella
source: fda.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Has Microsoft *EVER* been able to do anything deftly?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 11, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Yet another retailer has had enough of the My Pillow Guy's crap
source: deadstate.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Subby only buys the finest free range grass fed bitcoin
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 10, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not that Subbby ever saw "leftover wine" before, but even so this wine hack sounds overly complicated
source: eatthis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Logitech no longer singing in Harmony
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 09, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell reminds us all of the dangers of conspiracies and cocaine
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 08, 2021
(Austin 360)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson is rolling up a brand-new cannabis convention
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Cabbage may blue your future food and that's a good thing
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 06, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Stock up on food buckets, the Covid-19 test is a smokescreen for zombies
source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wait, whiskey has side effects?
source: eatthis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
ART - re-imaged to appeal to today's pop-culture aficionados - cuz nice things can be nicer
source: sadanduseless.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 05, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yahoo Answers will be shut down forever on May 4th. Now I'll never find out how is babby formed
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones celebrates its tenth anniversary but overlooks the best season
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 02, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Pompous people already blowing their stimulus checks on "I Got Vaccinated"-type merch on Etsy to rub it in to the havenots
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Real Water's "alkalized" products are causing genuine liver failure, while the company's plant manager and lead technician have absolutely taken a powder
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 01, 2021
(Food 52)
 
 
 
"Check your fridge: there's a hummus recall". Subby recalls making hummus from scratch
source: food52.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 31, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
That's not a tourism marketing slogan, THIS is a tourism marketing slogan
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 30, 2021
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
Weeners
 
FDA gives Thumbs Up a thumbs down for doing what it supposed to do. Contact your Medical Professional if your Thumbs Up lasts longer than 4 hours cuz your squeeze is already over it
source: fda.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Salmon-flavored" pet food recalled for possible addition of -ella
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 29, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Mud-covered Clownshoes. It's the Food City Dirt Race at Bristol Motor Speedway. Coverage rescheduled to Monday at 4 PM ET on FOX due to flooding
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Humanity's savior, coffee, may soon be nature's as well
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun March 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal weed loophole causing major jitters
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 26, 2021
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Did you wake up early this morning to order your Animal Crossing Sanrio cards from Target? Doesn't matter because they sold them to someone else at the store anyway
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French monks commit the cardinal sin of turning their backs on cheeses
source: thelocal.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Red State vs Blue State. New hotness: Red Soda vs Blue Soda
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news, you avoided covid thanks to hand sanitizer. Bad news, you now have cancer
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Nugget)
 
 
 
The Ms. and I went down to the public gold panning beach today. She found a 1oz silver piece of eight among the rocks. Have any cool treasure hunting stories?
source: online.kitco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK company using UK pork to make sausages for UK consumption says it is switching to Danish pork due to Brexit
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 23, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
YouTube is "testing" out a new waste of band-*Your video will continue after these two un-skippable 5 second ads*-width to detect and advertise products that appear in uploaded videos
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The LEGO Saturn V, all 1,969 pieces of it, has been surpassed by LEGO's new 2,534-piece set featuring the Space Shuttle Discovery, with the Hubble Space Telescope thrown in for good measure
source: cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun March 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Could you live without Farking for 24 hours? This company would like to see you try
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
When Mike Lindell gets bad press, Facebook ad spending goes up
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat March 20, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple ordered to pay $308.5 million for patent infringement, fishes out some loose change in the executive lounge couches, vows to keep doing what they've always been doing
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Williams-Sonoma CEO hopes to bring more traffic into "stores," which are like small warehouses for the things that have been selling very well online for the past year
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Visa to allow millions of merchants to use real money
source: news.bitcoin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 17, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from Game Shop Anxiety? Worry no more Our knowledgeable and friendly Game Masters at AD&DRP have over 1B combined experience points and will determine the best products for you
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Mr. Yuk turns 50. With cool pic of Subby
source: wpxi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lego)
 
 
 
LEGO offers Amelia Earhart tribute set. Expect some delays if you get it shipped air mail
source: lego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 16, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, well I'll get a better lawsuit with blackjack and hookers
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Magnets, how do they taste?
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
MyPillow's Mike Lindell moves between "undisclosed locations," for his safety. Wait... it gets better. Lindell has "teams investigating who's behind cancel culture," he started a "Legal Offense Fund," and Dorsey and Zuckerberg are going to jail
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Are you eligible for an edible?
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 15, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
"That groinal attachment is supposed to have a lifetime guarantee. You've worn it out in three weeks"
source: futurism.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 10, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
As always, don't fill up on bread or chips
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 09, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Whatever drugs Mike keeps in those pillows of his, it must be the good stuff
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the latest beverage line to get in on the energy craze? Eh bien, c'est stupide
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Hmmmm, with how specific one question is that was added to taxes this year, how hard will the IRS go after people who try to avoid paying taxes on their fake currency
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun March 07, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
If you were looking to stock up on corned beef just in time for St. Patty's Day, well, we have some bad news for you
source: today.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden's approval rating set to skyrocket as whiskey and whisky prices set to drop steeply in the States as the US drops a Trump-imposed 25% tariff on the products
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's what a post-pandemic economy will look like, complete with giant mice, princesses, pirates, and more
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 03, 2021
(CRN)
 
 
 
Intel says ouch to the tune of $2.18 Billion. Notice of appeal to be filed in 3,2,1
source: crn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 02, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Two tires, one wheel. It was the '80s, when white lines meant anything and everything
source: thedrive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Those daily scam robocalls aren't going away anytime soon
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 01, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Good news, you don't need to spend $35 to get Walmart to substitute something totally different from what you ordered and drop it off at your house in less than 2 hours
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun February 28, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ancient morticians' manual discovered; could be useful if you are planning on having some facework done
source: cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 26, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Proposed California law would fine department stores $1,000 for separating toys by gender. Who knew toys had genders?
source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 24, 2021
(Reuters)
 
Weeners
 
Kraft Heinz, maker of the famed Oscar Mayer weiner, to sever nuts, balls business for a cool $3.35 billion. Ow
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
While it's okay to pick it up and sell it if you find it in Europe, in other parts of the world, including the US, possession and trade is illegal
source: sciencefocus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 23, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bloke accidentally invited to hen do group chat, gets praised as good egg for hilarious japery (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon February 22, 2021
(It's Nice That)
 
 
 
No more IKEA catalogs? What am I gonna read on the can?
source: itsnicethat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Miss Janet/UCLA story sticks the Entertainment/Sports landing
source: glamour.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun February 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lusty Singapore vending machines give people crabs
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 20, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Billionaires are bad for the environment. Especially the older, coal-fired ones
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu February 18, 2021
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Beach Boys sell off the rights to their music, likenesses, etc., so look for Good Vibrations adult toys wherever fine sexytime products are sold
source: consequenceofsound.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
You may not need your fridge or electric blanket connected to the Internet, but this was worth waiting your whole life for
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"These are the heroes who bravely stood up to the earthquake. I don't want them to be treated like fallen and damaged products that sell at a discount. They look different but they have delicious alcohol on the inside"
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 17, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Lego has a new toy that lets kids make music videos
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 16, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Need a good Amazon review? That'll be £15 for just one or I can do you a bulk deal of £8000 for 100
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does anyone know if Harbor Freight stopped giving out the 20% off coupons and if so do you know why?
source: go.harborfreight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The perfect job doesn't exis...MAMA MIA, YES IT DOES
source: this-is-italy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon February 15, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
Ric Romero here to remind everybody that loose batteries can be a fire hazard
source: today.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The number of job openings is back up to pre pandemic levels but no one wants to work around other people anymore
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 13, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Daytona Speedweek continues with two races on FS1 Saturday. ARCA's Lucas Oil 200 kicks it off at 1:30 PM ET and then it's Xfinity's Beef: It's What's For Dinner 300 at 5 PM with Smoke and Itchy in the booth
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 12, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Daytona Speedweeks first points race kicks off tonight with the trucks. Johnny Sauter has the pole with Sheldon Creed alongside. Forecast is for thunderstorms so this may take awhile. This is your NextEra Energy 250 discussion thread at 7:30pm EST
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu February 11, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The solution here is to share with your delivery person and make a friend for life
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Bowman leads 1, Byron leads 2, and Timmeh is battling Derricke Cope to make the 500. It's the BlueGreen Vacation Duels at Daytona, 7pm ET on FS1
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists thinking about trees and stuff discover how conifer forests produce fine aerosol particles
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon and Ferragamo sue several firms and people over counterfeit products while admitting spitting in the ocean has always been a passion of theirs
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A Virginia restaurant has a vending machine offering a mix of fresh pasta, sauces, desserts, and even charcuterie. At least it cuts out Door Dash
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz is selling its Planters and Corn Nuts brands to Hormel for $3.35bil, 4 5th round draft picks, 10 cases of Spam, and a bag of magic beans
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Use this wooden hand to tidy up your gaming cables, headsets, or to build a device from the movie, "Top Secret"
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Everyone calls subby weird for wearing socks to bed, but finally, vindication
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Colorado state representative drafted legislation that would regulate the potency of THC products that could legally be sold in the state. Then the predictable thing happened
source: coloradosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Heineken cutting 8,000 jobs after sales hammered by more folks getting hammered at home
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
The FDA has a list of products that make fraudulent claims about treating Covid. Obvious: Teas. Duh: Therapy magnets. Ewwww: Amniotic fluid product known as AmnioBoost
source: fda.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon February 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fake car company to accept fake money in elaborate multi-decade trolling effort
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Intel: Dude, we totally beat the Apple's M1 as long as we cherry-pick the specific benchmark and couple it to our most favorable hardware. Because doing that is totally better than not shining a light on Apple's first attempt
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun February 07, 2021
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
"Food Evolution" recalls party dips and salads after learning they hadn't been properly inspected for any "food evolution"
source: wgntv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Your dentist says you're a scurvy snaggletooth
source: eatthis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 06, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Superb Owl advertising will look vastly different this year
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to tell if your N95 is fake or made by a Chinese company smart enough to stamp "NIOSH" on their fake
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 05, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
If not, I ain't going
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientific tips for making perfect nacho cheese so you don't end up with a bad queso diarrhea
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great value. So handy. Quality construction and materials. I've been using this headline for quite a while now, and I love it. I highly recommend it. 10/10
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Have access to a Cisco Small Business VPN router? You're not the only one
source: theregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu February 04, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that they don't have Trump to kick around the failing NY Times exceeds 7.5 million subscriptions for its digital products and dead forests newspaper
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR's six-step process for making your side hustle work. Although, seriously, if any of these tips are actually news to you, maybe consider dropping the side hustle and going back to school instead
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 03, 2021
(EFF)
 
 
 
Amazon gets serious about security in their Ring products. Apparently Alexa overheard a number of conversations between people who were really concerned about privacy
source: eff.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Parent company Trojan condoms, Batiste waterless shampoo, and Nair hair removal cream says 2021 is looking good. Dry guys everywhere begin perking up
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Influencers told not to use 'misleading' beauty filters." They literally cannot say this with a straight face
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 02, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Googol this
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon February 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Arizona man arrested after allegedly starting a fire inside a Walmart store in the city of Mesa, causing at least $6 million worth of damage. Police say the fire was contained to the printer ink section
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man plays lottery. News: Man wins lottery. Fark: for the 6th time
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's what happens to the products that are purchased online and then returned
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 31, 2021
(BestLife)
 
 
 
This beer is the bomb. Difficulty: Literally
source: bestlifeonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 30, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Idaho thinks Utah is too cool and tries to become most unhip US state
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"Boy, I wish I had bought some GameStop stock": The Science of Regret
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 29, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Euell be glad to know the Great Grape-Nuts shortage is now coming to an end
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Weighted blankets - panacea or placebo?
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 28, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Which one of you Farkers is writing Amazon reviews?
source: boredpanda.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: yoga mat chemical in the bread, non-tesselated cheese. New lawsuitness: the tuna salad contains no fish whatsoever
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 27, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Once again, update your apple products ASAP because exploitable code has been found. Not a repeat from November, August, May or February 2020. It Just Works indeed
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
No joke here, just a reminder that our tax laws, like our views on race, gender, how political parties should work, and whether the internet is magic or not, are firmly set in the 1850s
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart launching line of cannabis products for dogs. Snoop visibly disappointed
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
IKEA to begin selling spare parts to shed "disposable furniture" image. Still no cure for "permanent college apartment" image
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Komani nomani
source: aroged.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
If you've been longing for hot sauce in pudding-skin form, today's your lucky day
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 22, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Bob Evans recalls over two tons of pork sausage. Jimmy Dean seen whistling nervously. James Dean too cool to care. Paula Deen last seen eating a stick of butter
source: wpxi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Despite the wooly Brexit situation and having seen is sales chopped by almost 30% this Welsh lamb exporter is refusing to lie down. Sure, this headline's baaaaaad, but it's tender and flavorful
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 20, 2021
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the Manhattan District Attorney's office, it has been noted that Trump is no longer a sitting president
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The hilarious and divine Bette Midler pays tribute to Donnie
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Maybe we've been sharing the planet with a superior alien intelligence all along
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Pooq thread
source: bleepingcomputer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 19, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Listen to the Knight Rider intro done in German and Japanese. And not a cheeseburger in sight
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
My Pillow products suck more than its Founder- and that's saying something
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Logitech profits are through the roof with everyone at home wearing out their old peripherals
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 18, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Check out these awesome California surfers
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Flight attendant warns us about the drink you should 'never ever' consume on a plane, along with the fish dinner (possible nsfw content on page). It's tea and coffee
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 16, 2021
(Opus)
 
 
 
Accidental penguin selfies are what America needs right now
source: goodshomedesign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 15, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ice cream tests positive - for DELICIOUSNESS. And covid
source: news.sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just bought a smart fridge. On a lark, I just did a search for smart toilets. Question: Is a toilet that automatically washes and blow dries your arse too much tech?
source: androidguys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Huawei seeks patent for automatically identifying Uighurs so they can be sent to death camps
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'll light the fire, robot places the flowers in the vase that you bought Sarah Connor today
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Amazon employees want all merchandise for the Oathkeepers, Three Percenters and the rest of the right-wing terrorist gangs taken down from the website
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 11, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of Fox News biggest critics is one of their biggest advertisers
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump was good for one thing: Keeping Twitter stock price high
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In case you were worried the stock market was starting to look like a 1990s bubble, have no fear: Dr Martens is filing for an IPO
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Those SmartDot anti-radiation stickers for cell phones don't really work. In other news, British people have been paying $10+ for stickers that claim to block radiation from their phones
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some everyday items you would say is not worth cheaping out on? What would you say is worth the value it is? For example, better quality toilet paper, hygiene products, etc
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 09, 2021
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
You thought GPU prices were high? Well guess what, dotard's tariffs on all electornics went up from 7.5% to 25% on january 1
source: tomshardware.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!










On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.