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Fri April 20, 2018
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Highway travelers get a little tired of completely Farked-up driver sharing their space, and work together to solve the problem Alaska-style (with video)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Can't improve on this headline: "New 'exploding ant' species also blocks invaders with its massive head". Fark: not from Australia
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Step 1: Prescribe addictive Opioids Step 2: Profit. Step 3: Prescribe anti-addiction medication Step 4: Profit
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Thu April 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Despite his post war claims, evidence has emerged that Professor Hans Asperger collaborated with the Nazis, perhaps as many as 789.13275 times, maybe because he was unable to pick up on the social cues that identified them as really, really bad guys
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A profile of VA Secretary-designate Ronny Jackson. Including that fact that George W. Bush gave him the nickname "Scrote"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo charged 570,000 people for car insurance they didn't want or need leading to 20,000 loan defaults and vehicle repossessions; a move so egregious they got fined about 15% of their profits for one single quarter
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Libertarian economist employed by Koch-funded think tank disproves key tenet of libertarianism
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Remember when NASA lost a Mars probe in 1999 because of a metric / imperial conversion mistake? It was more complicated than that, as this article written 19 years ago so thoroughly explains in excruciating detail, back when folks had attention spans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The odds Trump will be able to end the Mueller probe are now 9/11
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"After the meeting, Trump told some of his closest advisers that it's not the right time to remove either man since he's not a target of the probe." He just doesn't know how to shut up
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns GM: "Guys, guys, guys I've got the solution to all of our problems You know how taking 1 QB in the draft has been a miserable failure? Let's take TWO QBs"
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone X continues to struggle, as it only contributed 35 percentage points toward the company's 86 percent dominance of smartphone profits worldwide
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
To save costs, your customers reduce consumption of your product by 75%, what do you do? Double the minimum package quantity and triple the price, of course. Today, on the next episode of American Capitalism: Cancer Drug Edition
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What's the weirdest prop you've ever seen a stripper use in their act?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Alabama QB's father says his son will be a "free agent" if Nick Saban doesn't start him next year. You know, cause Alabama isn't a pro team, right?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Concern was expressed by old white guys over what would happen "if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate." Has this become a problem?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD Sex Trafficking Tip Hotline has been providing the wrong phone number in all ads and media for 2 years. FARK: No one noticed until a reporter called the number
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk decides to step in where the US government won't, and provide Puerto Rico with batteries to power itself until the power can be turned back on
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii lawmakers have proposed a $100 million emergency aid package for the storm-damaged island of Kauai. Puerto Rico wants to move to Hawaii
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Spurs' Gregg Popovich promises to stop joking that Nick Kerr works as a spy for his dad
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WSDOT apologizes for "U SUCK" message on I-5 info board, says it's a training error and doesn't reflect their opinion of Seattle motorists. *probably
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Special Prosecutor will deal with Trump-caused issue. No, not that one. Or that one, either
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Big banks report record profits thanks to Trump's tax reform. Hope you enjoy that latte you bought from 7-Eleven with your tax cut
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Much like the administration they're trying to prop up, Fox News is panicking over Hannity's Cohen connection
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 declares that "It's time for more lasers". Finally, a policy proposal we can all get behind
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman claims Southwest Airlines lost her mother's prosthetic foot; airline is probably telling her they have bigger fish to fry right now
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Digger blamed for Puerto Rico blackout. Sallah scowling in disapproval
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, a reporter is saying the Pittsburgh police were warned to wear riot gear tomorrow, if by some chance a popular prosecutor working on a high profile case gets fired. Which would probably be good advice for Fark's servers, too
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump realizes who pays his bills, promptly backs out of TPP agreement again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grassley to advance bill protecting Mueller despite McConnell's refusal to do so. TURTLE FIGHT
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Protip: If you soak your clothes in gasoline to get tar off of them, don't take them to the laundromat. If you do, maybe try the gentle cycle?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
A Navy F/A-18 pilot got his hands on a GoPro. Come for the enthusiastic check list reading, stay for the canyon fly through and catapult launches
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Thus far, the massive post-Parkland youth voter registration wave has produced...fewer young people registered to vote
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Just when you thought your penis couldn't get any more erect: "Last's Week's Raids May Be the Least of Cohen's Problems"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Model prisoner somehow succeeded in escaping open prison, producing model hunt by 6,600 police
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's found an aspect of government service that he's actually not-terrible at: promoting American weapons sales
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski blames James Comey for not protecting Boston from the Marathon terror bombing, which took place months before Comey became FBI Director. Then he gets really stupid
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fortnite + Prom = Awkward 60 seconds of action followed by disappointment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Unicorns are real, and there's proof because there's an inflatable unicorn island floating in the sea
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Breaking up California into three states won't solve The Golden State's problems
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(Petrolicious)
 
 
 
The infamous Nürburgring's Nordschleife course, at 13 miles long, presented a unique problem in the 1970s: how to get emergency vehicles to crash sites in time to save F1 drivers' lives. Solution? Porsche fire engines
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls police after insane handyman touts loan program to buy 5000 chickens
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Next up for the gun-control crowd is forcing gun owners to lock them up. Naturally, gun owners have a problem with this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China nukes conservative American farmers from orbit with 179% tariff on Sorghum. The top producers? Kansas and Texas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buying Facebook 'likes' is now prohibited under Islam by an Egyptian official since it's a form of fraud and deception
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Woman calls police after discovering roommate has been sniffing her underwear, improperly using the futon cushion
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers create new Bose-Einstein condensate, are excited over the prospect of relatively decent mini-speakers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"My kid is being a complete asshat. I'm going to treat him with a naturopathic remedy made from rabid dog saliva. Okay?" Health Canada: "Seems legit." [APPROVED]
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(Who Ate All The Pies)
 
 
 
So the first question is, how did you sneak the rooster into the stadium for your 'protest'?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Coachella is a volatile setting where garments run a high risk of ruin by the elements or a rogue splash of hallucinogen- and dehydration-induced vomit." First World fashion problems
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tripping balls on peyote or mushrooms? Cultural appropriation
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Proof that schools are becoming more like prisons: The 8-year-olds are now shanking each other
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
"Supergirl" returns from winter hiatus, where Mon-El ponders revealing to Kara the secret of the Legion's ability for plentiful dairy production in the future. 8 PM ET, on the CW
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Children's clothes emblazoned with ENJOY COCAINE. Yeah, some people have a problem with that
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Remember those new Russian sanctions Haley promised for today? Trump just found out about them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's soundproofed phone booth, where he presumably goes every time he repeals another clean air regulation to pretend that he's Superman, is a violation of Federal law
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Please stop abandoning unwanted Easter bunnies in Boynton Beach park. They're attracting coyotes, foxes, bobcats to our nice, high-end neighborhood, lowering property values
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk claims Tesla will make a profit this year
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker Planes and the missus travel to a place where rolls of John Wayne toilet paper are a big seller, proclaiming on the wrapper that the product is "rough, tough, and doesn't take crap from anyone", making one wonder how the stuff works
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Federal judge: "Transgender people are a protected class, so take your transgender military ban and tuck it"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Allegiant happens to be one of the country's most profitable airlines. It may also be the most dangerous
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Deven Marrero jacks his first homer as a Diamondback--and is promptly called out for passing teammate on the basepaths
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say the Kanye stone-faced scowl is counterproductive in most social situations and doesn't actually make you look cool
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In support of the tax bill, the President 's Council of Economic Advisers produced a report that "very conservatively" estimated that it would cause wages to rise by $4,000. Q1 numbers are in and...wages are up, by about $6.21/wk on pace for $323/yr
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The latest Gallup poll showing Trump's approval rating hits a new record
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(High Country News)
 
 
 
You're way more sophisticated than those rubes who send money to televangelists; instead, you sent your money to Standing Rock protestors who used it for ... well, that's what nobody seems to know
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen evidently has something far more important to do than personally attend his court proceedings: sit around and smoke cigars with his skeevy Russian friends
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
You know you are having a bad day when you are riding your bike and get hit by a car, and then the ambulance taking you to the hospital crashes into another car, requiring 3 more ambulances to be dispatched. Xzibit nods with approval
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In 1907, while human flight was still being measured in feet and minutes, a patent application for a new invention was submitted: the pigeon camera. Here are some of those pics, distinct for having the GoPro-like quality of channeling animal movement
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pro tip: An important rule in any robbery is to always know where you'll put the money - and this is critical - PRIOR to making your getaway. A good choice is to bring along a bag or other secure container - especially if it happens to be a windy day
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Alt-reich provocateur and discount Sears outlet suit model Richard Spencer gets das boot from Facebook. No word on your racist uncle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MD law to mitigate generic drug price gouging struck down because profits are more important than lives
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(Time)
 
 
 
You're probably using your phone on the throne right now, go on keep reading and feel no shame
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who knew stealing cars and picking up hookers could be so profitable?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Trash panda knocks out power to 40,000 Tennesseans. The ghost of Davy Crockett's hat approves
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NCAA approves rule for 2018 allowing for any kickoff which is fair caught inside the 25 to be ruled as a touchback and placed at the 25. Say hello to moonshots and people dying at the 30
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. publishers say they're worried about the price of newsprint under proposed new tariffs. White House says it's just a case of pulp fiction
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Uh Oh, the FBI had covert search warrants on Michael Cohen's email addresses for "Months". Grab your folding chair and approach the thread in a "This is going to be good" fashion
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Ryan Leaf observes that brash-talking QB prospect Baker Mayfield sounds a lot like brash-talking QB prospect Ryan Leaf circa 1998. He also proclaims Josh Allen the new Brock Osweiler
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
BAFTA Game awards prove fat plumbers and dumb military shooters are out. Complex portraits of mental health and deep explorations of loss are in. Happy gaming everybody
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The good news: The FDA approved contact lenses that shade the sun. The bad: they're not mirrored
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
TV producer arrested in death of deaf sister. No hearing expected
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes, Proxima b gets roasted by flares from its Sun. But it still might have life anyway
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 just completed another milestone in its testing. However, this being the F-35 program, it did it months behind schedule and with significantly watered down criteria
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fast Food Brawl Week continues with this video of a McDonald's employee with a backslap that would make Ric Flair proud WOOOO
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how the U.S. Navy's LCS program is doing, "None of the Navy's Littoral Combat Ships May Deploy In 2018." So, meeting expectations then?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Check out this striped steel beam. Should it be necessary to protect this historic covered bridge?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London man breaks the law by advertising his sausage by the inch when he should have been using millimeters... Probably false advertising
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No probation for you
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Crazy college kids defend Commie professor. Wait, sorry, that should be: Crazy college kids defend Confederate professor. Actually, it should be: Krazy Kollege Kids defend Confederate professor
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'd tell you which city is the most hipsterish, but you've probably never heard of it
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Thu April 12, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you beat your wife, drink and drive or get into fights, you're still all good to play for the Cincinnati Bengals but if you kneel in silent protest during the national anthem? GTFO
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sens. Grassley and Feinstein will give up some nap time and hold hearings on "protect Mueller" bill next week. Seems there's a teensy weensy itty bitty chance he might need protecting
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
SCTV is back and it's on Netflix and it's being produced by Martin Scorcese? Bob and Doug will be sleeping with the frozen fishes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I was instructed not to criticize President Trump's former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with President Trump which produced a child"
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
The Christian Bestseller "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" has a sequel: "The Boy Who Sued A Publishing Company For Keeping All The Profits The Other Book Made, Which Was All Made Up Anyway"
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(Le Monde diplomatique)
 
 
 
Problem: The Internet is broken. Solution: Blockchains
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
"Toys R Us was killed by greedy profiteers, not Amazon"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you don't like meat but enjoy hurting animals, White Castle has a new product for you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This handy chart shows what will probably happen if Trump fires Mueller
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK carries out a cyber-attack on ISIS. Seven TRS-80s and a couple of Colecovisions thought to be "severely compromised"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Heinz is creating "Mayochup," and it sounds an awful lot like Utah fry sauce. "As a white, middle-class male raised in Utah, this might be my only chance ever to be on the business end of cultural appropriation. I CHOOSE TO BE FULLY AGGRIEVED"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just accepted a great job offer with a company contingent on a background check. Criminally, I'm fine, but I was a sex worker. I called it freelance work on my resume. Is that the wrong kind of prostituting for business?"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Want to buy a raffle ticket on a new 2018 car? One problem - If you win you can't have it until 2068
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Oh my, there may be an illegitimate child and a $30k payout to keep a doorman at a Trump property quiet. It's not in the Enquirer
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla's autopilot runs into a problem
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon reportedly has an elaborate plan to cripple Mueller's Russia probe. And by 'elaborate' all he's come up with is firing Rod Rosenstein
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Remember, if you have an extra baby you don't need, just return the kid to your local "baby box." Much easier than getting refunds from condom vending machines for defective products
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
MIT students create open source, covert RFID rings to subvert campus tracking system. Frodo Baggins seen nodding approvingly
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/11): Steve Rogers gets promoted to King of America. The Dracula Brothers learn about life, love and pointy sticks. Robocop cracks down on crime via a Snitch app, and the love child of La Femme Nikita and Spuds McKenzie loses her mojo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Poll shows 2/3rds of Americans aged 18-29 are "fearful" about the future of democracy in America; but where liberals blame Trump and institutional racism for our problems, conservatives think "the media" and "political correctness" are to blame
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US natural gas production is building up - somebody needs to pull something quick
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says Fake News is a product of Hell, which apparently is back to existing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, cheese, pizza and lasagna protect you from brittle bones as you age. Fark: Only if you're a man though
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"He wakes up in the morning, sh*ts all over Twitter, sh*ts all over us, sh*ts all over his staff, then hits golf balls. F*ck him...If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker." Please proceed, Congressman
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In his mind John Kelly probably sees himself as playing Leo McGarry to Trump's President Bartlet, but the reality he's more like Blackadder the butler to Trump's Prince George
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these costumed protesters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Roseanne is a Trump supporter because she is either delusional or stupid. You probably have a pic to post in the comments now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Craft bourbon distillers are preparing for a bust and diversifying their product lines on news that nobody actually likes bourbon except hipsters who are on the verge of declaring it too mainstream now
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dad stunned to find out his teenage boy paid $480 for one hour with a blond Scottish prostitute
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists have figured out an infectious protein is behind Alzheimer's and replacing it with a kinder one can reverse the damage. I would repeat this headline, but I don't need to anymore
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
It took less than 24 hours after Rick Scott declared his run for Senate for someone to notice his fundraising violations. Bonus lol: his PAC was to both promote Trump's policies and reach out to Latinos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It's the first witness the NFL has deposed in Kaepernick's complaint, marking a significant moment in the proceedings"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Colbert: "In 2018, a crack commando unit was sent to Michael Cohen's office by a US court for a crime Trump says he didn't commit. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Taint-Team"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dr. John Plunkett died this week. He spent nearly 20 years arguing in court against bad forensic science, for which he was maliciously prosecuted and received false ethics complaints. Through his efforts, 300 innocent people were exonerated
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Even with Castle Doctrine, self-defense, stand-your-ground on your side, it's unlawful to run out of your house in middle of the night, fire off warning shot, because you think somebody's on your property. You shoot to kill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sinclair broadcasting promises they can make things much, much worse
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Now teeing off..." you might hear at this year's Zurich Classic of New Orleans as each player approaches the first tee. Then LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" blares over loudspeakers. Maybe one player will select "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well at least Rand Paul ADMITS he's a hypocrite, which.. is kinda refreshing: "I may or may not have been as consistent back {during Whitewater}, to tell you the truth, but I've come to believe that now these special prosecutors have too much power"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US productivity growth slacking off
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you want to write beautiful prose, you can download a David Bowie font. If you want to write angsty, garbage, derivative tripe that shows you're an immature teen, then the Kurt Cobain and John Lennon fonts are for you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fluoride is a neurotoxin, so it like toxinificates your neuros. It's a major cause an issue there is another major cause as well, fluoride can actually also be found in processed brands of tea that are grown in most likely overly polluted areas
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Trump-approved, Trump-appointed U.S. Attorney for SDNY (whose office carried out the raid yesterday) has recused himself
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the most popular products and gadgets from the year you were born. How many of these did you have? Do you still have any of them in your possession?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"I was in a sex cult before it was cool. You've probably never heard of it"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guy thinks flamenco is pronounced flamingo and that mistake costs him a thousand bucks. They are hardcore on Wheel of Fortune
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Someone discovered a new Adobe Flash bug, finally proving that there are more bugs than actual code
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Trump Org asked the President of Panama to illegally intercede in order to protect one of Trump's best money laundering operations
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt: I did not know anything about those massive raises given to my two closest aides. Recently uncovered email: Yes, I totally approve those massive raises given to my two closest aides
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles has admitted he may never fit into a pair of "budgie smugglers" again as he approaches his 70th birthday. God save the eye bleach
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey is undefeated in professional wrestling, and will soon surpass Bo Jackson as the greatest 2-sport athlete of all time
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump was right: killer opioids ARE flooding into our country across our unprotected border. Difficulty: he picked the WRONG border, and his wall is being built 2,000+ plus miles south of where it would need to be to do any good
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Geoffrey Rush 'virtually housebound and barely eating' after newspaper claims he took part in inappropriate behaviour at theatre
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain QFC considers rebranding to 'the Q,' possibly offering fresh produce from their continuum in a form that humans can understand
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Topless protester charges toward Bill Cosby at start of sex assault retrial
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
South Koreans debate whether it's proper for the woman to pay on blind date. "Even if I want to pay, it becomes a dispute when the other party offers to pay instead. I think it's rude to keep pushing back so sometimes women don't pay out of respect"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Dozens of workers demolishing a plutonium processing plant from the 1940s have glowing safety records
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Which sleeping position you choose determines whether or not you'll feel rested according to the Institute of First World Problems
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Looks like the appropriate response to chemical attacks on humans in Syria is to bomb the Fark out of their runways
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fine, fine, I'll use EIGHT proxies now
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Someone just spent $5,400 on Russell Crowe's groin protector
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Native American youth lacrosse teams: "Hey, can you do something about the racism our squads deal with?" League director: (Kicks out the three Native American teams a week before season registration starts) "Problem solved"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's it like in a Bible study group chock filled with liars and reprobates?
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Fujifilm to F-stop production of black-and-white camera film and photographic paper due to lack of demand
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Time to bust open those piggy banks, part of Carroll Shelby's personal collection, including prototypes, hitting the auction block in June
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity proves he has the emotional intelligence of a 12-year-old in his ongoing war of words with Jimmy Kimmel
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In April 2016, the Boston Globe editorial board published a parody front page imagining the Trump presidency. Let's see how their prognostications turned out... oh my
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"DNA testing revealed 11 children in the camp were the product of a sexual relationship by their mothers with either a brother, father or other close male relative"
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Cabbage, cauliflower and broccoli can lower the risk of heart disease and stroke. Which will be proven just as soon as scientists find an American who eats cabbage, cauliflower or broccoli
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council would like to remind fans of the proper etiquette when it comes to eating hot dogs. Most importantly, don't use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Criminals in Ferguson, MO are taking a hands-off approach to their activities these days
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-eimburse) leaves now to avoid any questions about the $84,000 of taxpayer money he used as a sexual harassment settlement which he promised to pay back
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(Soompi)
 
 
 
South Korean army rules that boy band didn't violate military code by releasing song featuring enlisted member; idol recorded it before enlisting, and he didn't promote it while on active duty. Time to update the Field Manual
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Y'all have probably never heard of these island vacation destinations
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security wants to keep a list of journalists and "media influencers." Subby wonders if his number of approved posts counts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma buzzkill authorities raid ale house for offering free beer to protesting teachers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fearing a backlash, many meat producers aren't labeling their meat as "halal" even though it is. Which means you've probably been eating halal meat without knowing it. Ha-ha, you're a Muslim now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, discussing artificial intelligence, warns we will all be forced to serve under an immortal robot dictator whose power we can never escape. Cool. So things WILL improve
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump "unskews" his approval rating polls and claims that his REAL approval rating is "7 to 8 points higher than what they say it is". Difficulty: and by "they" he means that absurdly generous Rassmussen poll that had him at 51
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you want to protect your privacy on the internet, it would appear your only option is to move to western Montana, use a typewriter, and live on potatoes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The ongoing mystery surrounding Sessions's pick to probe the FBI
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A tech start-up has proposed the world's first luxury space hotel. It'll only cost $10 million a person for a 12-day stay. Renderings show a room with a view
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
F1 sorely lacking in proper smack talk. Headline claims Alonso "fires warning" at Mad Max & Co. What Alonso actually said: "I think there is more to come from McLaren." Zzzzzzz (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The long, strange journey of the MyPillow pitchman, who has become close to Trump and will probably be commerce secretary if we're not careful
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Prepare for a shock: That Rasmussen poll listing Donald Trump's approval rating at 50 percent may have been a bit of an exaggeration
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texans owner Bob McNair regrets saying that the inmates are running the prison in regards to the flag protest. No, wait, scratch that: Bob McNair regrets that he apologized for saying that the inmates are running the prison
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag was rushed to a nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded her condition to alive
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who once considered running for President in 2020, says Trump has proven that while virtually anyone can, "not everybody should run for president"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A proctologist called Dr Butts, a pastry chef called Baker - is it sheer coincidence, or does the universe have a way of pushing people towards careers that reflect their names?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's re-election campaign denies secretly hiring Rob Porter, which means he's probably in charge by now
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"They are about the same age, both are prolific with no signs of slowing down, and both have been profoundly influential for nearly five decades. And even though they began making their marks at the same time, they have never truly intersected"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
MBA programs at Stanford, University of Pennsylvania, and Georgetown are adding more fedora classes
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you ever thought Zach Braff and Dax Shepard looked similar, here's proof they're actually the same person
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Delta introduces hundreds of thousands of passengers to new identity protection fees
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox's pro-gun student protest attracts tens of people. More people laughing on the sidelines at these morons
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Protip: If your storage locker is being sold at auction, maybe take the child porn out of it, first. Especially if you're the adult featured in it
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia making progress developing modern, cutting edge tank designed to defeat 1980s-era U.S. tanks
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Project Runway is out after A&E Networks reneges on its deal to air two more seasons because Harvey Weinstein is a sick bastard
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Why do aviation companies keep investing in propellor driven fighters when they know the Air Force will never buy them?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House may roll back protections of 300+ endangered species because Fark it, nothing's good anymore
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Former pro wrestler "Luscious" Johnny Valiant dead at 71. The pickup truck that hit him was real to him, man
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The "reboot" brings it all back" - Original ideas are out, programs that had their day are now getting a second look. How do we explain this?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mueller team searches and questions Russian oligarch at a New York airport, finds progressively smaller oligarchs nested inside
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Step one: Buy cryptocurrency. Step two: Give John McAfee $105,000 per tweet to promote your cryptocurrency and pump up its value. Step 3: Profit
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-Sinclair news director on their 'must-run' promotions:"Those videos are the equivalent to a proof-of-life hostage video." Chris Christie nods knowingly
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A pro-Russian President flees the country, followed by the rise of a far-right National Militia that intimidates politicians, attacks 'immoral' businesses and demands an ethnically pure government. Good thing it can't happen here
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
400-year-old documents reveal evidence of Japanese opium production and winemaking, because let's face it - 400-year-old tentacle porn is a lot easier to get in to when you're more "relaxed"
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(Guitar World)
 
Video
 
Have you ever stayed awake at night, pondering the eternal question: "Do acoustic guitars make a sound if you play them underwater"? If so, you might want to seek professional help, but it DOES bring up an interesting scenario
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't fat shame the person in front of you in line by saying out loud you hope she don't buy all the cupcakes at the bakery. ESPECIALLY if she has money
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Amazon (potentially) to Trump: "Nice HQ2 we're proposing here. Would be a shame if it went to Canada, eh?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian Postal Service's new drone program runs into a problem
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The secret to a happy sex life is in the grocery store. Fark: Not just the produce section
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Skunk Works developing an aircraft that will produce a quiet sonic boom. Guile frowns in disapproval
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Another fun way of tracking users for fun and profit
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Check out the Muttmix project - can you guess a dog's breed by how it looks? Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Giving up an exercise program can lead to depression. Especially when you're still locked into paying off a two-year gym membership
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Mexico and its offspring of conquistadors are far more racist than the US," says Tucker Carlson, who proves idiocy can live in a vacuum
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this but the SEC has filed fraud charges against the creators of a "crypto-coin" that they paid celebrities like boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. and DJ Khaled to promote on social media. One down, ALL the rest to go
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
That popping sound you heard was the bursting of the Manhattan property bubble...followed by the wailing sound of a certain family needing more Russian money
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump is totally not starting a trade war with China. But here's another $50 billion in tariffs to prove that to you people who just don't get his Art of the Deal
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New NY tax law aimed at getting around loss of state and local tax deductions will probably be a) illegal, b) impossible to implement, c) great for hedge funds, or d) all of the above
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Joe Biden adds new dates, will melt your face on his ongoing "American Promise" tour. He's only playing Battleground States? That Trans-Am could be back in the White House driveway
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
And The Onion is prophetic like always
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Police shootings will continue until morale improves
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another group comes out against Trump and EPA head Pruitt's reversal of greenhouse gas and fuel-economy standards approved during the Obama administration: automakers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia explores a return to the tried and true "Let's you and him fight" approach to Iran and the US
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trying to put the unrealistic proportions of a spinached-up Popeye into something close to resembling an actual human being is disturbing as hell
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study shows that free trade and investment agreements with the US have been making Canadians fatter. So Trump may actually be doing Canada and Mexico a solid by cutting them off from the problem, giving America health insurance cash to the Super Rich
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Verne Troyer hospitalized for being drunk and suicidal. Friends say he may have a small drinking problem
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new study finds that the fake news produced by Russians, based on data stolen by CamAnal, plastered all over your Facebook, actually may have won Donald Trump the election
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Detailed look at the problems with the killer waterslide. "They are just making us, like, 'oh yeah, go test this, it is fine,' even though the test dummies fly off"
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Jared sues judge and prosecutors for 11.4 million footlongs in damages
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Rob Gronkowski is hurt far worse than anyone realizes and his production will see a MASSIVE fall off next year if he plays. Or Translated into Patriot-speak: The Patriots are entertaining multiple trade offers for Gronkowski
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two exchange-traded funds that use artificial intelligence to predict payouts say consumer stocks provide best dividends. Also suggest people be on lookout for Sarah Connor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an executive director of a nonprofit working with at-risk youth. I interviewed a woman who has great references who could do wonders. She's homophobic and Islamophobic. Should I hire her, or will she harm kids with her views?"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Define projection: GOP accuses Democrats of not knowing what to stand for while GOP runs 2018 midterm ads against Hillary Clinton
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rosenstein gave Mueller the go-ahead to probe Manafort right in the ol' Russian collusion
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's what 7 Wonders of the World would look like today if they hadn't been destroyed. Best computer reconstruction project ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What happens when you're forced to take a promotion you don't want?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
China proves Trump's point that winning a trade war is easy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As the stock market crashes, the housing market overheats, and lenders allowed to rip off poor people, Trump's favorite nihilist will ask Congress to destroy the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Because fark you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg thinks that creating an independent body like the Supreme Court to oversee Facebook could be the solution to their problems. First case to be heard will be Zuck vs. United States
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will both main eventers show up for more than 5 minutes? Will Undertaker show up at all? Will Braun's partner show up? Will a coherent Nia-Alexa-Mickie story show up? Does Raw even care about promoting Wrestlemania? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(GQ)
 
 
 
So you know how Sinclair Broadcasting made all its local affiliates recite propaganda during the day? Well, in what is just a coincidence, it turns out Sinclair also had a deal with Trump campaign to run the President's speeches without commentary
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
By what has to be some manner of sorcery Trump's approval rating has risen to 50%
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(Komo)
 
 
 
After his Executive Order revoking protections for DACA recipients, and the Republicans refusing debate on the issue, Trump still thinks that there was a "deal" on the table
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NSA leaker Reality Winner's lawyers: We want to subpoena the records of all the top US cyber-security firms to find out what they know about Russian intrusions into US election systems. Federal prosecutors *flopsweat*: why would you need THAT?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No problem is so great that it cannot be overcome by an excessive application of dynamite
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver rips Sinclair Broadcasting's pro-Trump messages and continues to warn the world of what could happen if they launch a media takeover
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's Tweets on Sunday about DACA and his subsequents= statements to reports about those tweets prove that A) he actually has NO IDEA what DACA is or how it works and B) He was watching "Fox&Friends" while tweeting and thought Tomi Lahren DID
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Will coffee give you cancer or improve your health? Depends on who you ask
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Having destroyed net neutrality, the FCC is now proposing to limit a program that provides internet for low income Americans, because, I mean, really, what do you need the internet for, other than to find a new job, or acquire new skills
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Worst April snowstorm in at least 15 years pounds NYC with 5+ inches of snow. Groundhog moved into protective custody over early spring prediction
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just in case you thought President Trump didn't have an opinion on the whole Sinclair media bashing promos, he's come to tweet the record straight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former FBI agent says Fox is damaging the agency, Scully better represents their approach to investigation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's easy to get to Carnegie Hall. It's harder to end up in the Bronx as a boatbuilder after you get to Carnegie Hall as a child violin prodigy. "I don't want to be remembered for who I was"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this special ops prom outfit
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed border wall has now been shortened in size - by half - to 1,000 miles. The way things are going, the finished product will be a white picket fence in a front yard in El Paso
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Holy Jesus. Break out the eye bleach. The long rumored Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump sex tape has been leaked. Definitely NSFW, and probably not safe for your eyes
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Never could get your paper airplane to fly correctly? Watch the world champion teach you the secret tricks of folding and flying a paper airplane like a pro (w/video)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Decreasing female population in China has men applying to Women's University to improve chances of finding a girlfriend
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sinclair affiliates invest in IMAX projectors
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(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
A quick math problem: if 53% of gang members are white, how many white people have been arrested with the state's anti-gang laws since 2010? Hint: the state is Mississippi
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Kindergarten teacher approaches her job in the most Fark of ways
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
New FIFA president says the corruption problem in international soccer is slowly improving. Nowadays, only one of every five people nominated to FIFA committees by FAs is ethically dubious, and FIFA rejects them for integrity reasons
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Whoa. Bill and Ted Face the Music may soon go into production. Be excellent to each other
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
In something that reads like an In Living Color skit, a porn site has launched a 'cock-blockchain cryptocurrency'. And promises 'to put the ass back into crypto-assets'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why exactly is Best Korea rolling out the red carpet for decadent capitalist hussies in midriff-baring tops and sparkly miniskirts? Expert claims it's calculated propaganda to make it seem like normal country with huge missiles that impress women
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You know, if the heights of your criminal enterprise consist of stealing three boxes of cigarillos from a gas station, you probably don't need to bother with the whole 'waving the gun around first' bit
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Online prostitution post by Carrot Top leads to robbery, lots of junk in trunks
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ken Starr wants claims of inappropriate sexual behavior investigated. That's the joke
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's not protesting when you're throwing rocks and rolling burning tires
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmakers approve state pension changes by sneaking them into sewage bill, sends it to Governor's desk for passage shiat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
London based KGB defector Boris Karpichkov claims that he was warned in February 2018 of a Putin approved hit list containing the names of nerve agent victim Sergei Skripal, Christopher Steele, and American expatriate Bill Browder
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' improved play causes Masters ticket prices to go up 77%. He's always caused an increase in ticket prices, but now he's finally playing well enough that it also includes weekends
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because, you know, people are stampeding over each other for a chance to take an open-door helicopter flight with the company whose fatal East River crash two weeks ago prompted the FAA to ban open-door helicopter flights
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Thu March 29, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle startup company offers chairs that can double as bulletproof vests, perfect for when you're tired of running from gunfire and just want to sit down for a moment
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The history of protesting in America
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The bad news is that cell phones again (may) cause brain cancer. The good news is we aren't holding them close to our brain as much and should probably be more worried about the CAR
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The major flaw with prisoners setting fire to things to protest conditions in their jail is that they ARE locked in those cells, so, if the fire gets out of hand,...well
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Ric Romero News special correspondent Captain Obvious reports that losing weight may improve your love life
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Celebrated Bay Area craft-brewer Fieldwork Brewing may be in danger of losing thier liquor licenses at all five of their taprooms because their dumbass co-founder beat somebody up after a traffic argument
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I rent out rooms in my home to friends who work for non-profits and don't have cars or have health issues. I need to pick two to ask to move so my sister and her daughters can move in with me after a nasty divorce. Who do I choose?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump excitedly tweets photo of "the start" of his border wall, not realizing it's actually a different project green-lit by the Obama administration
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The second amendment is not the problem"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
SoftBank, Saudi Arabia announce massive solar project. Which, when you think about it, makes a lot more sense than hydroelectric
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada has recycling problem, all they can say is "Sorry"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duck waddles again thanks to his brand new prosthetic booties made to replace the feet torn off by lake predators. Tweety Bird feet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China proposed a tariff on U.S. pork. But the largest U.S. producer is owned by a Chinese company. No pork was harmed in disseminating this news. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, no bacon, pork
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN the Street Profits cash in on the Authors of Pain? DO Strong & Dunne have a cure for SAnitY? IS William Regal bringing back the European Championship? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network. Duke sucks
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't try to make a U-turn on a road that is only barely wider than your vehicle's wheelbase - especially if one edge of the road is perched on a steep cliff
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee State Rep David Byrd on sexual assault allegations: "First, let me say that I have done nothing wrong or inappropriate during my term as state representative for the 71st District"...and it goes downhill from there
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi writer David Gerrold wizards up today's smartphone in 1999, including the inherent privacy problems one would have with such a device
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants asking for at least two first-round picks for headcase Odell Beckham Jr. Good luck with that
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(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"In 1885 the first hamburger was made right here in Seymour, Wisconsin and we have indisputable evidence to prove that"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There are ways to get out of paying a half million dollars in back child support you owe, but paddleboarding off into the sunset probably isn't the best
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Frank Page, CEO of Southern Baptist Convention, retires for having "'morally inappropriate' relationship." Judging from what's cool with Baptists these days, he wasn't having affair with female porn star then
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
This is how you troll an animal rights protest in front of your restaurant
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
First World Problems: Should you fly commercial or private with your pet?
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
NFL allows Rams to increase debt limit on stadium; cost of project estimated at $5 billion. For that money, the Rams could buy the Panthers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN host quotes the Bible at evangelical Rick Santorum and calls out his complete hypocrisy for continuing to claim piety while supporting Trump and his profound lack of morals or ethics
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you're running for office, maybe scrub your Facebook of posts like "Just choked a lady in the bathroom and I don't feel bad at all" and saying "cops should "jump off the highest building in downtown Milwaukee. No one will miss you I promise"
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(America Magazine)
 
 
 
Prominent Catholic Magazine: Perhaps we've all been a little too hard on Katy Perry
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: Trump was just speaking metaphorically about Mexico paying for the wall. You can't prove otherwise. Anderson Cooper: LET'S ROLL THAT FOOTAGE, GUYS
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
For those of you who thought the iPhone X just wasn't expensive enough, Huawei now has a product for you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adorable toddler fills in for his older Marine Corps brother as his girlfriend's prom date. Sappy tag filling in for Hero tag because of all this dust
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently the polling firms are starting to get bored writing "historically low approval rating " this and "overwhelming democratic advantage in 2018" that: "Poll: Trump leads Stormy Daniels in 2020 match-up, but not if she uses her real name"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine ax man tries to revive state's ax-making tradition. His $250 ax comes in box with beer coasters, postcards, magnet, product registration card, and poster explaining the history, anatomy and care of the ax, but it's not for lumbersexuals
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
"Oasis" in famed Japanese sand dunes to be made off-limits to Pokémon Go players, in order to protect rare beetle. It really is for the Best
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart is pulling the women's magazine Cosmopolitan from its check-out lines which is just as well since they probably sell more National Enquirer, Globe and Road and Track anyway
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump: the cause of and solutions to all of the GOP's problems
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"We, probably unwisely, chose to play with [the old box of dynamite] a little bit. We were handling it and breaking it and seeing what was in it. So as it turns out, that was not very smart"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Russian troll farms had employees pretending to be African American using handles such as "blacknproud" and "bleepthepolice"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Can't afford apartment rent on modest teacher salaries? No problem, you can bunk in your schools instead. Gym showers close at 6 pm though
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to give your kid money for a tattoo, first of all, you've probably made some bad life choices; second of all, make sure he doesn't buy an AR-15 so he could shoot up a school
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CamAnal and AIQ went to extreme lengths to ensure a win for their client in the Nigerian election. How extreme? Distribution of hacked emails, kompromat, and violent voter suppression materials. Shiat, a fella could have a pretty good night with that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There is a dress possibly with the Presidential DNA stained on it, proving everything. This is not a repeat from 1998
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Retiring in Boca Raton, Phoenix, or Palm Springs. New hotness: Retiring in Coeur d'Alene, Provo, or Pittsburgh because you can't afford a home in the Sun Belt
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Woman drinks half a bottle of Jack Daniel's, drives to her medical marijuana provider and finds it closed. So she runs her Honda Civic through storefront and smashes every window with a baseball bat to "teach a lesson"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now they're suggesting one way to curb the sexual abuse in elite gymnastics is to A) always have a parent or guardian present B) properly vet the adults involved or C) ban those darn sexy leotards?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hindsight is 20/20: If you're a youth pastor boinking an underage congregation member, probably best not to leave a paper trail by sending her a card that says, "We're legal" on her 18th birthday
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