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Tue May 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"In both alleged threats, the defendant allegedly made a reference to the shooting that occurred at Tops Friendly Markets on Jefferson Avenue in the City of Buffalo"
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
TENnant and Tate are back again
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Frustrated by the high gasoline prices? Look on the bright side, Saudi Arabia's oil company Aramco's profits were up 124 percent last year
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
GQP house chair tries to link the baby formula shortage to pedophilia
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese police bravely arrest a 90-year-old man, a pop singer, and several other threats to the Communist party
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man who went on road trip to start new life ends old one
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Fri May 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to go through JFK Airport with nine boxes of ammunition. No word on how long she was held up with arguments on whether they were clips or magazines
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Michael Bolton to be honored for his charity work on domestic violence awareness, presumably for his repeated advocacy of how it should be When a Man Loves a Woman and proper decimal point placement
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Thu May 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
*leans forward* That's subpoenas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nobody can eat just one Utz either
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyone: run to your closets. If this stupid fashion trend takes off, we're all millionaires
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well gee, I can't imagine why you would need to increase security around SCOTUS justices and their families. It's not like they're about to hand down a ruling that would deny the rights of half the people in this country overnight or anything
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Water main unexpectedly breaks under freeway, adding to the already bleak water problems Arizona is facing
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's so hot even the desert is on fire
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Dennis Coles. You wouldn't think a guy who goes by "Ghostface Killah" would still be around, but here we are
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
So does this also include those cartoons where Bugs Bunny wears a dress?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
CGI dancing baby screensaver from the 90s becomes NFT. Inflatable arm flailing tube man unavailable for comment
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Sweeeeet
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Sat May 07, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
TL;dr summation: Food "journalists" are the stoopid
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
TL;dr summation: Food "journalists" are the stoopid
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Thu May 05, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arlington VA man issued citation after TSA at DCA find EDC in luggage. WTF
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A robotic glove from MIT will give you powerful banana fingers. What you use them for is your business
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wayfair's gonna wayfair
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Klan mam projecting again. Not kidding, they need to look for past drugged victims around her famous bowling alley
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Wed May 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian wears Marilyn's iconic vintage "Happy Birthday" dress that she borrowed from museum to Met Gala. Later that night, she plans to have sex with Pete Davidson wearing Neil Armstrong's spacesuit on the chair that Lincoln was shot in
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(Eater)
 
 
 
2022, the Year of the Buffalo Sauce
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Tue May 03, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
EBay's Authenticity Guarantee now includes graded trading cards over $2,000. Your 1977 Topps orange-bordered Star Wars cards still worthless
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wall Street's zestimate on Zillow begins to return to reality, fewer Fark listings
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Texas tells investment groups that if they start acting responsibly, there'll be hell to pay
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas man claims he had a religious conversion and gave himself to Jesus after killing girlfriend while seeing demons. Surprisingly it doesn't save him from 30 years in prison
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ziggy Stardust and the 50th Anniversary Reissue from Mars
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dairy giant: Halp I'm being canceled by vegan cancel culture
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Edible Arrangements was one of the pandemic's great success stories. Then, the corporate shenanigans began
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Throw another Starbucks on the union pile. Difficulty: Minnesota this time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There are at least four people in the world who have $60 million to spend on a sparkly rock
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
1-800-Flowers is not pretty right now, in fact you could say it's stuck in the weeds
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Wed April 27, 2022
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Yeah we know climate change is a problem, but you want us to change our lifestyle, and that isn't going to happen
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia is about to learn what Tim Hortons is all aboot
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(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Musk is a brave, brave free speech absolutist. Except for when it costs him money. Or hurts his feelings. Or offends his throng of professional online fluffers
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Having already historically established the pattern of violently defending their land, Texas man pulls a gun from his bathrobe, shoots his neighbor over a parking space, and somehow only gets his last name in TFA
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Nissan delays the launch of its new retro sports car until summer due to supply chain problems... presumably because the model decals are stuck in Russia
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Toyota decides that the spotlight has slipped off of them long enough to resume financing the dismantling of democracy
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Article title: Everything we know about Elden Ring DLC. Only relevant sentence in article: At time of writing, it's not clear if there's going to be any DLC for Elden Ring
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Excited about the possibility of getting free Burger King fries once a week? All you have to do is purchase something else. Oh, and sign a loyalty oath. Also, sorry you've given up on life
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fark PolTab soon to see increase in submissions and comments
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Fri April 22, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rite-Aid, wrong buyout
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary trying to shut down Trump lawsuit. Lawsuit that was going to blow up in Trump's face during discovery. So Hillary is trying to protect Trump?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interested in Atari's cryptocurrency? Want to stay in an Atari hotel? Well, I have news for you: you're weird
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No word on what happened to the straw one, or when the brick one will break ground
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wilco announces massive 82-track reissue of "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot", marking the iconic album's 20th anniversary
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Lee Gilliam, general manager at Steve's Towing: "We love our military and would never auction off an active-duty military vehicle knowingly." And knowing is half the battle
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Mon April 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ye seek the Mexican Pizza of Taco Bell. It has risen
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Woke crusaders in the state of idiocy want to target math textbooks next
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Telescope in South Africa detects space laser, known as a "megamaser," 5 billion lightyears from Earth. No word on if it is Jewish in origin
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Microwaving? That proves he's crazy, fry sauté, broil or bake are the only ways to cook meat
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter sez F*ck Musk, unveils poison pill to prevent hostile takeover
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Just in time for 4/20, Wingstop has released a new "Blazed & Glazed" flavor
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Wed April 13, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The famous Donut/Gas pricing model
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Critical Acquisition
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker-bot issues lengthy list of his successful businesses, which do not exist
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA: Hey, what if we just yeet stuff into space?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Some Punker)
 
 
 
Punk Band with no evidence of existence "break up" after 40 years. Henry Rollins loses his shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 48 of WW3: Putin purges the FSB, Russia threatens NATO over aid & sends troops to Finnish border, unconfirmed reports of chemical attack in Mariupol, Poland reports some stolen tanks that end up in Ukraine. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread
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(Honolulu Civil Bat)
 
 
 
In this economy, it's not unusual to work two jobs, unless one of them is United States Representative and the other is Hawaiian Airlines Pilot and you haven't cast an in-person vote since January- and "showing up" was your sole campaign promise
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Climate scientists around the world being arrested for... *checks notes* peacefully demonstrating to keep Earth habitable. That this is at all a subject for the Politics tab says how screwed things really are
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
We Build the Wall con man and Steve Bannon's grifter-in-arms facing 20 years behind bars after pleading guilty to federal charges
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oops sorry, I forgot I had this two pound loaded handgun in my pocket. We good? TSA: Sure, no prob. Let's just check that
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Thu April 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Astronomers find the most distant object ever detected, which has been urgently trying to reach you about your student loans
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
Check out the wing nut that's trying to primary Liz Cheney
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Wed April 06, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Baseball game cancelled due to a) rain, b) snow, c) lack of available pitching
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why the ads always say 'Nine out of ten doctors use our product'? It's because the tenth is a moron
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
You'd need it too if you worked for him
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Severance comes together for a second season
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(KING 5 News)
 
Hero
 
Haven't they suffered enough?
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Just when you think the Texas abortion ban was the worst thing ever, now the mastermind behind it has an even more radical plan to reshape American law
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Mon April 04, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Bojangles to give away $1 million in free gas, that's the joke
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sound travels much slower on Mars than on Earth. This is bad news for Bezos and Musk and pretty much no one else
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
MyPillow Air: Where the in-flight entertainment is talk of sedition
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Sun April 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Better late than never
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Fri April 01, 2022
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Chandler accepting Bitcoin, Joey unable to pay rent
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Thu March 31, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police to Texas homeowner: Do you know why we are here? Homeowner: It's probably because I have a dead body in my kitchen. Bonus: been there since 2018
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Tue March 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
EUCOM admits there was "an Intel gap" that resulted in us believing all the Russian press releases about how awesome their shiat is
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Sun March 27, 2022
(slava ukrayini)
 
 
 
Ukraine ministry thanks Russian military in official press release outlining corruption so bad that its captured soldiers were discovered to be wearing cardboard vests instead of Kevlar. ... (NOTE: This is two weeks old, but still worth reading.)
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Real Clear Policy)
 
 
 
U.S. spent $160K in 1985 to see if hexes work. Everyone knows they may work well for outdoor maps, but good old squares are far superior for dungeons and buildings
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Fri March 25, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Coffee = good again
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
"Texas AG decides he's not being evil enough against LGBTQIA+" Trifecta in play: Two pharmaceutical companies under investigation for providing treatment to transitioning teens
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Thu March 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The lead actress of the third most nominated film of this year's Academy Awards didn't get an invite to attend. That has now changed
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Putin dies during routine medical procedure
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(Ring tale)
 
 
 
Three ounces of ugly-ass born in New Jersey
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Minnesota cops use a phone app to spy on journalists called "Intrepid Response." But since it's available on the Apple App Store, it's okay, right?
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Tue March 22, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
But it can't hold a candle to blue
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Morrissey announces Vegas residency, the perfect spot to play the odds on how many shows he'll cancel
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
MLB says stealing signs is bad, unless the Yankees do it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious: Journalists at Reuters are embarrassed that their company hasn't renounced the deal they signed with Russian state-run ITAR/TASS news agency to carry their content. Fark: a deal they signed just TWO YEARS ago
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge rules the Unfireable One is not unsuable
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
After a white student at a Louisiana Catholic School threw cotton balls at a black student and whipped him with his belt, he faces hate crime charges, the infinite humiliation of everyone seeing him get his ass kicked by his victim on a viral TikTok
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Euractiv)
 
 
 
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with the Soviet-era drone crash, the US deploys 2 F-16s in Croatia to patrol NATO's southern flank
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(The Center Square)
 
 
 
"Would you like a bag, sir?" "Oh, no thanks, I'll just knock this one back while I drive"
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Wed March 16, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
Netflix is coming for your grandma, ex-girlfriend, and that one neighbor who moved away a year ago
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
And lo, from the battered and bloody carnage of your 954th death as you wandered lost through the wilderness with no waypoints or journal to guide you, a new franchise was born
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Thu March 10, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Our house, is a very very small 3D-printed concrete house under 30 grand
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(Linn's Stamp News)
 
 
 
Ukrainian Postal Service asked citizens to come up with a stamp design to send a message to the Russkies. They didn't fail
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well at least that guy you killed was a Democrat, amirite?
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(University of South Florida)
 
 
 
Remember Trump Tower Tampa? Why doesn't anyone remember Trump Tower Tampa?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Travis Scott Donates $5 Million to close the education gap, improve concert safety, and make you forget that 10 people died and hundreds were injured at his Astroworld Festival while he was on stage having the time of his life
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poland agrees to send all of its MiG-29 fighters to U.S. air base free of charge for use in Ukraine war (*which they don't actually say out loud in the press release)
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State Surgeon General opens mouth and removes all doubt
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
At this point, Biden has won the election so many times he could be President though 2064
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Sun March 06, 2022
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
They're Russian to change the name
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Bertha Swamp Road fire and Adkins fire help create a smoky low-carb stewpot of panhandle Florida
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Sat March 05, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man in porta-potty crushed and killed by bulldozer. That's a shiatty way to die
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Don't get crabby, but Old Bay is releasing a vodka
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump loves his cretins, Greitens
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Disney+-
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Thu March 03, 2022
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
New law in Kentucky would require loyalty oath to Old King Coal
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
News: Cold case murder solved nearly 40 years later. Fark: Man identified as murderer was himself later murdered. Double Fark: His murder is an unsolved cold case
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(North Coast Journal)
 
 
 
Undam the Klamath dammit. Misc tag because at this point it almost qualifies for the Satire tag because it's been going on for so long
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because YOU can't handle bubbles, Pepsi is making a "nitro" version of its soft drink
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Just like the rent, the cost of algae-based biofuel is still too damn high. But perhaps there is good news on the horizon
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"As your Governor, when I lay down my head on MyPillow every night, I will only be able to do so knowing there has been a full ethereal physical cyber digital forensic circumspectual audit of the 2022 election"
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Following in the footsteps of the Undertaker, CM Punk will also be inducted into the Hall of Fame
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Keloland)
 
 
 
Moving at the speed of a grazing bison, South Dakota legislators plan to meet for an 8th time to consider impeaching AG who ran over a pedestrian and fled the scene
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Freethink)
 
 
 
Got problems? Try the hypnagogic state
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Sat February 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
They needed a study to learn this information?
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Fri February 18, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
54 Chipies hit with 300 criminal charges. Ponch and Jon unavailable for comment
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Reefer Madness in Centre County PA as cops and coroner rule no foul play in the death of coed found in garbage chute because she had 'traces of marihuana' in her liver. And if her parents want a copy of the official report they have to pony up $700
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
After seven long years, Taco Bell would like to know what you would do for a Klondike Choco Taco
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Are you Sure your deodorant doesn't have carcinogens in it?
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Thu February 17, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You are a Marine Reservist charged for your role on 1/6 do you: A) lay low, B) repent, or C) sell fake Covid-19 vaccination cards to fellow reservists?
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
So what's it gonna be: a trip to space or a new house? Decisions, decisions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Psst. Hey, you. American consumer. Yeah, you with the gut who wears sweat pants to the store. You're not buying enough dumb, expensive shiat you don't need. I mean, come on. You've got one job. Literally one thing we count on you to do. So get to it
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Opera web browser now supports emoji based web addresses. 🤡🍆.🍑💨 is already taken
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
You've decided that the only thing missing from your Tinder profile is a picture of a fish, but which one? Which. One. Well, don't worry. Slate's got your back
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Truckload of more than 2000 guns stolen in Ontario
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Please take a minute today and look at these pictures of Joe Pesci's beach house. Come for the carousel horse, stay for the Lethal Weapon pinball machine
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
Hero
 
Being bullied at school because of your Down's Syndrome? Just have the president walk you to school
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Under Armour ouver delivers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
US defense contractors again do the indefensible. Isn't that right, Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine)?
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Multi-instrumentalist Ian McDonald is Cold as Ice, needs an Epitaph
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Thu February 10, 2022
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Powdered alcohol recalled, fondly
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ahh, brown sugar water you taste so good
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Not so much Now¡ as 2022
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
I hope and pray that Doja Cat covering Hole for Taco Bell is as bad as this year will get
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can finally get around to calling Saul for the last time in April
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Wed February 09, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
What happens when states take actual, non-suppressive steps to prevent election fraud in order to address the "concerns" of conservatives? Yep, right-wing outrage
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
"While corporations definitely aren't above making illegal employment decisions, the approach would work far better than a collection of grown-up Veruca Salts who refuse to listen to reason,"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
I know this may shock you, so you'd better sit down. It appears that Melania Trump's NFT sale may have been shady
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Donation site for Ottawa truckers' 'Freedom Convoy' protest exposed donors' data
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
The youngest pair of asteroids discovered are actually younger than the combined age of the Rolling Stones
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Tue February 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peloton replacing CEO and laying off 2,800 workers upon the realization that whoever wanted one of their machines already bought one
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Another example of how everything TFG touches dies
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pileated gibbon looks like it's ready to implore Quaid to start the reactor before Venusville's air supply runs out
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The 2021 Razzie nominations are out and Bruce Willis scores eight nominations in the new special category "Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 Bruce Willis Movie"
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
You know police shootings are getting bad when Republicans start calling for change
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The new MAGA hat wearing interim leader of the Conservative party channels her inner Trump by saying there are 'good people on both sides'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
More than 40% of men and 25% of women indicated that their interest in a potential date is stronger when crypto is mentioned
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(Vice)
 
 
 
More than 40% of men and 25% of women indicated that their interest in a potential date is stronger when crypto is mentioned
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forget ICE and the Border Patrol, we may have headless robot dogs to protect our borders soon
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientists Find Putting Pantyhose on Your Head Makes Your Mask Safer. In other news, scientists find that putting pantyhose on your head makes you look like a serial killer or a bank robber. Farkers: how do you augment your masks?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Aside from racism, hate, and idiocy, what makes a modern Republican?
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Thu February 03, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Team formerly known as WFT adds some WTF to its new crest
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Straight from the horse's mouth
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Tue February 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass penguin going to suffer through twice the usual amount of dad jokes
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
TFG now taking the 'If I can't have it, no one can' approach
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Ay Dios Mio." Mexico Entertainment Giant, Grupo Televisa and US Based Spanish Network, Univision close an $4.8 billion merger as millions of people prep to help their grandmas install another streaming service to watch their Spanish Soap Operas
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Mon January 31, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
At full capacity, the keg provides nearly three hundred 4 oz. servings of Hormel Chili Cheese
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Sun January 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Frogs legs are back on the menu, boys
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Sat January 29, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Olympic Village, athletes of the world. During this time of pandemic uncertainty, we kindly ask you to avoid shaking hands or hugging one another. Boinking like crazy, though, is still okay
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Maersk is launching offshore charging stations so you can drive your Tesla from New York to London
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Fri January 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"US to give $2.5 million in disaster relief money to Tonga" - which is about 3% of the cost of a single F35, and less than the cost of pencil erasers and whiteout for the Pentagon
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Look, a five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut filled with liquid cocaine
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Wed January 26, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Financial support for poor mothers can result in fewer stupid voters down the line, but who wants that?
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Castanet)
 
 
 
Australia is going to drill the Golden Marmot
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
In Tom Green County, only half the people are allowed to vote...what with that stupid, clueless look on their faces
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton releases line of cake mixes. They may be delicious, but some analysts expect a giant bust
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
I don't know what a "Bad Bunny" is, but it's apparently visiting 29 stadiums around the country
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"At the quantum level, reality does not exist if you are not looking at it,"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida woman pleads guilty after attempting to pay a hitman $12,000...no make that $11,000... er $9,000...now $7,500 in Bitcoin to murder her ex's new spouse
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sure if you have children their toys end up 'everywhere' but next to a decomposing body, or four, seems a little wrong
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
South Korean man facing Federal prison time for illegally exporting: a: exotic animals, b: rare wines, or c: endangered succulents
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"New York's mayor is getting paid in bitcoin. But can he pay the bills with it?" - TLDR: no
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sure, George, your Death Star's cool. But does it come with an underground swimming pool?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"McPlant has the iconic taste of a McDonald's burger, because it *is* one." --- 'Ugh, this tastes like crap' --- ( ¬‿¬)👉
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
And here subby laughed at the guy worried about 30-50 feral hogs
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Thu January 20, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fire up the "Sir, this an Arby's" jokes
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Maybe you can score a table at Long John Silver's if you are a real romantic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.K.-based studio Space Entertainment Enterprise to build the world's first content and entertainment studios and multi-purpose arena in space. No word if it will include a bar with dabo tables and holosuites
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Buy why though?
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(IA Starting Line)
 
 
 
Republican Congresswoman Ashley Hinson takes credit for bringing infrastructure bill funds to her district in Iowa. Guess how she voted on the bill
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Wed January 19, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
NC: You can't sue our health care plan because we have sovereign immunity. U.S. District Court: You accepted federal funds, so you waived sovereign immunity. SCOTUS: "No comment"
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Hello, I'd like to be your next U.S. Senator (lights fat blunt) Can we change the spiffy tag to "spliffy?"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A baby giraffe was born and it has something to do with.... Betty White?
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