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Mon July 13, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Space M&A: The Final Frontier
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Strong letter to follow
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
NBA writer Adrian Wojnarowski tells Missouri Senator and Trump lapdog Josh Hawley (R-ussia) what we're all thinking
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
American soccer nerds are dreaming up uniforms, logos, stadium renderings, and backstories for imaginary soccer clubs, which in this subculture are almost as popular as real soccer clubs
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Berman spills the beans on Barr
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: I want the CDC to change their guidelines for re-opening schools, they're too hard to do, "I will be meeting with them". CDC: naw dog, they're good just the way they are, not changing them. Sorry...not sorry
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Rehoboth Beach commissioners have backtracked on their mask requirement citing backlash from the local chamber of commerce who is demanding that vacationers die for their economy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
San Francisco supervisor introduces bill to criminalize calling police because you saw a black person. You'll never guess what they're calling it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers: Older people who have problems with their vision and hearing have a 90% increased chance of developing Alzheimer's
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Large airline industry companies got a special bailout to avoid laying off employees through the summer. You probably know what happened next
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"That dog not Sh*thead, that dog Lifesaver." That dog gets steak for life
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Terry Francona: "Even at my age, you don't want to be too old to learn or to realize that maybe I've been ignorant of some things, and to be ashamed of it, and to try to be better"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Here's one teacher who won't have to worry about getting COVID-19 from students
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cannabis cookouts: Americans to get so high on the 4th of July that they'll actually spend more on weed than the cookouts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hiker. Grand Canyon. Taking photos. Too close to the edge. You know the rest
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Say whaaaaaaat? Clone High Reboot currently in the works
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Rural Oregon sheriff knew church was holding services prior to COVID outbreak, still won't fine pastor as that would be "divisive"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
It's like we're playing reverse Monopoly
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Thu July 02, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
A history of literally changing the game
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Huh. Huh huh huh. What's an empty vee?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A day after his reassuring February COVID speech Trump met with his task force: actors in "Deep State" play and of course Diamond and Silk
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
This "Real Housewives of New Jersey"/"Sopranos" crossover is getting out of hand
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
When the Darwin Awards, "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes" and Florida all cross the streams
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
There might never be a better time to experiment with a Guaranteed Basic Income, as a way to deal with both racial inequality and the looming recession
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Masked socially distant lions, oh my
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
At long last, a story where a lack of personal responsibility doesn't result in bad consequences for others. Here's to you, bison-taunting lady
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG greenlight this now, it's too good to check no time to check anyway just greenlight it already greenlight it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG greenlight this now, it's too good to check no time to check anyway just greenlight it already greenlight it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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Fri June 26, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Company behind "magical" coronavirus filtration system used by church that held Trump rally gets slapped by the Arizona AG
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Australian wildlife, prehistoric edition: bear-sized wombat-like cousin
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
House sends policing reform bill to the Senate to die
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd says 'Ghostbusters: Afterlife' will "honorably represent" the collection of spores, molds, and fungus
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
While we wait for the season to resume, we have NHL news, and it's good: the Hall of Fame Class of 2020 is here
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
New U.S. Agency for Global Media head: your propaganda needs to paint this administration in a better light, you're all fired
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(Wired)
 
 
 
'Minority Report' algorithm is real
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The mathematicians behind JPEG files honored by a prestigious Spanish award. Photos of the event will be imbedded in press release PDFs and distributed. Future family members are expected to treasure these artifacts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead man had mental illness, paranoia, and fear of police. Of course, since the police killed him while checking on his mental health, perhaps he wasn't paranoid after all
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Yes, Barr deserves to be impeached, but according to Jerry Nadler it would be "a waste of time"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to US Attorney who put Michael Cohen behind bars and is investigating Rudy Giuliani: "Hand in your resignation"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senators introduce bill to make Juneteenth a national holiday. With picture of what two black Senators might look like
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
'Pretender' Burger King restaurant in Pittsburgh carries on despite losing its franchise rights. It's good to be king but fun to be a pirate
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Visitors and residents of Florida Keys now required to wear masks through June. Difficulty: June 2021
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Grab your tinfoil face mask and enjoy the HBO "Watchmen" series for free this weekend from the safety of your squid-proof bunker
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Landlords forced to provide air conditioning in Chicago so people don't drop dead in the summer
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you stopped in Orlando International Airport recently, you might want to see if you got coronavirus as a parting gift
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Blue whales ignore social distancing rules, throw massive party off the San Francisco coast
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Pepsi Corporation, has decided that now would probably be a good time to retire plantation mammy Aunt Jemima
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steroids found to improve survival rates, homerun totals, in sickest COVID patients
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
I'll take "Disappointing News" for $2,000, Alex
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Houston mayor Sylvester Turner announced Thursday the intended removal of two confederate statues will be expedited to happen before Juneteeth
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Neil Peart lends his talents to new short film about how music shapes all our lives
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
SMU law school revokes admission of unidentified student for unspecified behavior. So let that be a lesson to all of you
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Something is spreading across continents at an unprecedented pace -- but this time, it's something good
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Remember last week how Russia was going to use a 100mm anti-tank gun to help extinguish a Siberian oil well fire? Fire's out, with extreme prejudice
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
The Universe is not bubble-shaped, but more like flat piece of deep-fried dough without jelly filling
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Experts file their 'well duh idiots' concern of the protests, say they are "not a good idea" when it comes to the spread of the coronavirus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What does it mean to be a good cop?
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Sun June 07, 2020
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
You won't have to get your Beyond somewhere else
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Fri June 05, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Yesterday's crazy Clawman of NYC is today's incarcerated jackass
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Small ISP permanently gets rid of data caps after concluding they did nothing to affect usage. Your move, AT&T and Comcast
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear FBI can you look into Pence's COS Marc Short for being a member of pandemic task force while holding stocks related to pandemic response Thanks Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The story of Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, a couple of swell guys just making up pranks and not-at-all creepy lowlifes with a creepy agenda
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Square grouper usually found in the ocean off Florida confuses everyone by turning up in small Massachusetts pond
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fast food chain cleans up its image. Sir, this is a Popeye's
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
FBI asks citizens to submit videos of people inciting violence in the protests, get exactly what they asked for
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And now for your viewing pleasure, I will explode
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America pledges $1bil to assist economic and racial inequality intensified by pandemic. Considering all they've already stolen they're still waaaaay ahead
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Mon June 01, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lies so much we need another fact checker: the Secret Service
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
High school graduation checklist: cap, gown, mask, jet ski. Wait, what?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
While Trump rages, the states give a bipartisan shrug and quietly continue preparing for an effective, mail-heavy election
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the ice cream man. New shelter-in-place coolness: the Margarita Man
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms: If you watch Pixar movies, you are a sinner
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Oh, shiat. SHIAT? Issue a press release
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich sues Google for tracking users, stealing his vowels
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
DoJ arrests man plotting mass shooting in Tampa Bay area on behalf of ISIS who "expressed admiration for Pulse nightclub shooter Omar Mateen"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Remember all the gnashing of teeth when Obama committed to a drone war? Trump inherited it, has scrapped all accountability and civilian casualties restrictions and just let loose. *Cricke-BOOOM*
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(Jim Backus)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, now they tell us
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Looking for a definitive list of networks carrying today's SpaceX launch at 430pm ET? Ta da
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russian Air Force takes another swing at the "I'm Not Touching You" high score. With "see if I can have a little fun with him" photo
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
NAACP to Biden: Hold on there, Joe, we didn't endorse you for president
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
Yeah, that "Not Ready To Eat Chicken" you picked up earlier? Don't eat it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stand by for the ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE notice
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Iowa meatpacking plant worker dies from COVID-19 one week before he would've retired
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World famous psychic forced to cancel tour due to unforeseen circumstances
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems the scientific community doesn't think much of Trump's hand-picked company that seems to just exist to grab a half a billion of tax payer dollars for its "promising" vaccine. The company with the CEO who has millions in stock options
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond to re-open 600 stores, bring back 11,000 workers on news we all need a good washing about now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skittles...taste the um, greyness?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
NY central scrutinizer: Did we say you could reopen when you had 90 contract tracers ready? We did, but we clearly meant 250, so you can't. It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Governor appeals to the Farker vote
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A Japanese infant gets the first-ever liver stem cell transplant as the Fark clone army grows ever closer to reality
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca lands elusive Coronavirus vaccine deal and will profit handsomely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca lands elusive Coronavirus vaccine deal and will profit handsomely
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New for singles: Updating your dating profile with your virus antibody status
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A lesson in how to fleece the public: the 36-hour Moderna vaccine frenzy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC offers comprehensive reopening guidelines that will be ignored by red state governors
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover sealed 2000-year-old unique complex by the Western Wall complete with graffiti... Jesus .... was ... here
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What big ugly-ass eyes you have
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Tue May 19, 2020
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
In what is quickly becoming a cliche, pastor who held in-person services tests positive for the coronavirus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coronavirus kills off Pier 1 Imports for good
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky fires 4 coaches from its cheerleading staff after squad members were found taking part in hazing activities including alcohol use and public nudity
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
A chef might label a jar of salt a jar of sugar, but the label does not make the salt any sweeter
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meat producers: Supplies are low because of covid-19. Disregard that we ship 1/3 of our product to China
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Underwater drones discover a battleship that survived both World Wars, atomic blasts, innumerable game sinkings, and that really dreadful movie
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The tech demo for Unreal Engine 5 is here, and next gen games will be making you sit through idiotic cut scenes and fail quick time events with movie-quality assets
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Muppet Guys Talking reunites for a free livestream event supporting the fine healthcare workers at Veterinarian's Hospital
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That charged confrontation between Elon and California over the Tesla factory seems to be fading with plans to bring back on line
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stay at home. It will help prevent you dying from the Coronavirus or when your drunk friend crashes the McLaren he was driving
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
My god It's full of holes
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
$400 junkyard Pontiac Fiero arouses geek who's willing to go all the way down that geek rabbit hole
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's a sailboat, not a schooner
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California sheriff decides to go rogue in support of the virus
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sad that you can't enjoy a beer while watching a weird old movie at the Alamo Drafthouse? Don't worry, they've got you covered
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Great news for everyone depressed by the pandemic: Cleveland Browns single-game tickets go on sale today
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CVS stock piles up
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Indigo girl claims country music is heteronormative with distinct gender divisions. A Boy Named Sue unavailable for comment
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is trying to lure new visitors at The Ark Experience by offering a lifetime pass. For 2 to 3 thousand dollars
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They burned down the Circle K, it died with an awful sound
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker: By saying I can't sell my magical anti-covid drug, you are attacking my religious freedom
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(Technology Networks)
 
 
 
In this dark hour, as mankind faces an existential threat from an enemy that cannot be seen, we turn to our staunchest allies: the llamas
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Washington Redskins)
 
 
 
While Aaron Rodgers sulks at his team drafting a QB, the number 1 pick from his draft class is just lucky to be alive after a gruesome leg injury. Relive Alex Smith's year-and-a-half long battle in "Project 11", Friday 7:30 PM on ESPN
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Wed April 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clear evidence remdesivir works
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(Marion Star)
 
 
 
Corona protester loses her Ohio primary. No word if she'll protest results
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So Fark is moving into films now? It's The Pickle Incident, seems James Corden would have been more appropriate but what the he'll
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In case you weren't already stressed enough, here's a new map of seismic stress across the US
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Fri April 24, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
More Pennsylvanians expected to be seen on curbs holding bottles of hard liquor in near future
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wondering how to delay memory loss? Targeted lifestyle changes could - what were we talking about again?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The first results from the COVID-19 antibody studies are in and it looks like we have achieved Shroedinger's herd immunity
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A little over a month ago Fark had a coronavirus joke and meme thread. The WH daily briefings should have given you lots of opportunity to come up with new material. Post em if you got em. lgt previous thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
All coronavirus deaths in St. Louis, MO have one sad thing in common
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
April 4th: White House "really want(ed) to flood NY and NJ" with Trump's gonzo unproven miracle pill that since has shown to kill more people
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Jason Isbell releasing his new album a week early only to independent record shops. Includes a "value priced" CD option for people who are stuck in the 90s
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Westworld gets a 4th season, someday
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(Variety)
 
 
 
'Life is Beautiful'. And by 'beautiful', I mean 'cancelled'
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer rescinds pandemic contract awarded to her campaign vendor, seems she now thinks she didn't think her cunning plan all the way through
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Tue April 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
State of Michigan buys $836k in liquor to keep bars and restaurants afloat, immediately changes name to Drew
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Biogen offers blood sacrifice to atone for unleashing plague on humanity
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Virginia Republican Party claims "COVID-19 rules are not about your health." That's right, you morons. They are about ALL OUR health
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Forget the gin and juice, Snoop Dogg is releasing his own wine this summer
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
37,000 plus Americans dead of COVID-19 and Steve King (R-acist) is ticked a butter company changed its logo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cancelled wedding plans? Here's a year's worth of Busch Beer to console yourself. So, win?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
The perfect job doesn't exis...OH YES IT DOES
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Fri April 17, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rules don't apply to Matt Gaetz
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(We Are the Mighty)
 
 
 
The first F-15 that's going to be shot down in air to air combat makes its maiden flight
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus detectable in crotch area
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor Evers proves he has a brain and the balls to stand up to tRump. Safer At Home order extended until May 26
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Thu April 16, 2020
(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
The battle between Joe Exotic vs. Carole Baskin now has its first variant cover
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A Massachusetts man has been arrested for allegedly trying to blow up a Jewish assisted living residence. He's being held on attempted arson charges and currently waits appointment to the Trump administration
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michigan was just the tip of the anti-American-lockdown protesting this week. I for one welcome our new Coronavirus Zombie Overlords
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Wed April 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Same as it ever was
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Lady Gaga, do you have a penis?" Lady Gaga: "Maybe I do. Would it be so terrible? Why am I going to waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don't care and neither do I." (continues to suck on a diamond)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer and Money Sniffer may reach another Coronavirus relief deal
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Rated $ for loot boxes
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Home invader pulls out a knife, homeowner pulls out a chainsaw. It is the way of the Yoopers
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(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
This pandemic nonsense is out of control. The scientists just cancelled a supernova
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Double Tree hotel shares chocolate chip cookie recipe for first time ever. Needs more raisins
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live plans to suck from a distance this weekend
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Free fries at the Steak 'n Shake drive-thru. "No purchase necessary, no questions asked"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer to release new book in October. No word on how many crayons you'll need
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Iran is a COVID hotspot because A) secret passenger flights to and from China, B) superstition, C) scapegoating, D) packed religious services, E) insufficient testing, F) politicizing the crisis, G) all of the above. Whew. Glad we're not like that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Carole Baskin: The Sequel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With nobody looking, they finally took off their pandanas during this pandamic and it was pandamonium
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts must have done a righteous hack since they're now 1337
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's wrong with having a liquored-up party? Sounds smart to me
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bentley unveils its Bacalar in six colors including Ford Fiesta Green if you wanna save $1,985,000
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Soylent Vert... EST FAIT DE PERSONNES
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Here is the swimming robot that NASA wants to send to Europa. Boy is the Monolith going to be pissed
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Thu April 02, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Flies trapped in amber don't care, having sex
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Gay blood coming to a blood bank near you. But don't worry they can't have done any gay stuff for three months
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
No symptoms? That's now one of the symptoms
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
I know there's a lot of talk about worrying about poor people without jobs, and people in the medical profession, but isn't it about time we talk about the potential real victims during a pandemic?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While even the POPE has essentially cancelled Easter, the governors of TX and Florida have decided that Religious Services are "essential' business and have exempted them from quarantine orders. St. Covid the Destroyer nods approvingly
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The evidence of presymptomatic transmission in Singapore, in combination with evidence from other studies supports the likelihood that viral shedding can occur in the absence of symptoms and before symptom onset," says new CDC report
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GA Mayor: Alright ya'll need to start "social distancing" and staying at home so we can lick this heah Cornavirus thing. Later that Day: Never mind, who am I to infringe on your freedoms? Still later: What? I'm the Mayor? That's my job? OK then
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Tue March 31, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
The Germans have found a massive mammoth tusk. I don't know why they felt they had to tell us twice
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Trumpville, NYC
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Thu March 26, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
You're already stoned, just mute the meeting and head over to the Grand Canyon of Mars. Whoa, dude
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberty University students are praying Jerry Falwell Jr. gets a clue
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Wed March 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your dental records are watching you masturbate
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the cross-town Rams, the Los Angeles Chargers have unveiled a new logo
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
AOC, Raja Krishnamoorthi, and Joe Neguse promoting renewed push for passage of Ban Conflicted Trading Act. "Members of Congress should not be allowed to buy and sell individual stock. We are here to serve the public, not to profiteer"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania governor declares Peeps essential life-sustaining food. Update: the factory closed anyhow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How an Austrian ski resort helped spread Coronavirus over Europe, subby didn't read it but it probably had something to do with dingoes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How an Austrian ski resort helped spread Coronavirus over Europe, subby didn't read it but it probably had something to do with dingoes
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Mon March 23, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Seeding atmosphere with sulfur dioxide may reduce global warming, stink
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(Patty Mel)
 
 
 
"The coronavirus pandemic has changed our everyday life, but it doesn't need to change who we are." Hamburger Mary's offering drag queen food delivery service
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
More fast food places need drive-thru trucks
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(CBC)
 
 
 
No Canada
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Sun March 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Buy Gold" scammers are now telling the rubes federal law allows banks to take your money if they need it. FDIC: STFU - that's not remotely true
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline CEOs cross their fingers and say they'll behave after a bailout
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man charged with terrorism for spreading false information about Coronavirus. Difficulty: Not Trump
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(Darien Times)
 
 
 
Apparently we need to gather the pitchforks and torches for this NIMBY wealthy Connecticut town that has forced drive-through coronavirus testing to be canceled
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
Burger King to offer free kids meals, diarrhea, amidst coronavirus shutdown
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Ransomware bandits are promising to lay off health organizations for the moment. Call it professional courtesy or maybe it's just that one virus knows it can't overcome the other one
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Beaumont Enterprise)
 
 
 
Live free or die. Emphasis on the die presumably
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Today, during the biggest pandemic of our lifetimes, owners of 1955 Chevrolets can finally replace their sad old single-bulb taillights with brand new LEDs
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Wed March 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are now seeking love during the coronavirus quarantine on Craigslist. This should end well
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Sorry but you'll have to get your rickety Swedish crap from somewhere else for awhile
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(Imperial College of London)
 
 
 
TL:DR, stay home until they invent a vaccine
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Apparently cats are dumb enough to fall for the 'free cat food' trick
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(The Outline)
 
 
 
US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial law just yet. YET
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez poses pantsless and werewolf snorkel batcave because no one is reading this anyway
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
AMC Theaters, Regal Theaters and Alamo Drafhouse will close their facilities for up to 12 weeks, so you're REALLY going to have to work from home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested for leaving a death threat on Adam Schiff's website, will be tested for moronavirus
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Hostess unveils line of RTD iced lattes flavored with all your favorite Hostess snack cakes, because your only real alternative in this sector is a Frappucino. And that's terrible
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