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Thu October 15, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
All of Trump's claims he saved the Big Three are just a Big Number Two
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The president may have recovered from Covid-19, but there is no experimental cocktail that can cure his standing with voters,"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You're at your polling place, but you see the Gravy Seals, Meal Team Six playing "policeman" at the venue. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
US Postal Service to return to pre-election level of dysfunction
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Defense Secretary Mark Esper, will you commit to keeping the military out of the election? *crickets*
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russia approves a second round of roulette-by-vaccine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Pompeo of love, he's a joker, he's a smoker, he's out to poke her, release her emails in the sun, woo oooh wooo
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah urges viewers not to waste their time with the handmaid's tall tales
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(My NBC 15)
 
 
 
Fünftausend Neuerkrankungen. Ach, du heilige Scheisse
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden allies wonder: Should Joe skip the last debate with Trump? Or do it and let Trump completely blow himself up one more time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dueling Town Halls it is then
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to Russia: "Say, can we throw together some kind of quick nuclear treaty so I have something else to brag about before the election?" Russians: "Nyet"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stephanie Winston Wolkoff sued by the DOJ for being mean to Melania
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham's opponent has raised so much money that some are wondering how he will spend it by election day. Easy, campaign in favor of the third party candidate
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The POTUS is chosen by God and should NEVER be criticized. Small print: Offer not valid if Democrat
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mitch is putting Covid relief back on the schedule, no not the one that will help, nope not that one either... yup, the one that couldn't pass before and won't help if it did. Well, not help you, they have Senators to worry about
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan Christian group realizes Trump is actually not the messiah, forms super PAC to oppose him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Palestinian Premier Sums up all our thoughts on if Trump gets re-elected
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The evil abortion-hating conservative Supreme Court just "turned away South Carolina's bid to cut off public funding to Planned Parenthood"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Apparently North Carolina is more liberal than expected: Cunningham leads Tillis by 10 despite sex scandal
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Not sure which part of the story is more concerning: The use of the Marine Band at a political rally, or that the Trump campaign thought playing the racist song "America" from West Side Story was a great way to greet Back and Hispanic guests
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Restaurants wanting to save their business need to start refusing service to Covid-19 deniers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jim Acosta is out of farks to give
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Europe and America are starting to enjoy the second wave of Covid-19, most Asian-Pacific countries are like "Covid who?"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Eight persistent myths about Covid-19. You won't believe what number six is
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion idiots: It's okay when *our* guy benefits from it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Conservatives know Trump is toast, but they're relishing the fact that they're getting a Supreme Court Justice out of his failures
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On Election night, the states that are polling in Biden's favor will be pre-counting mail-in votes, whereas those that Trump needs to cinch will be taking their time
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(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
Libertarian presidential candidate Jo Jorgensen describes her own pick for SCOTUS: "I think Alan Dershowitz would be a great choice"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"In South Dakota, we didn't take a one-size-fits-all approach and the results have been incredible," Gov. Kristi Noem told lawmakers in her state, which Johns Hopkins University says ranks second in the country for new cases per capita
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Generation Z still isn't inspired enough to vote for Biden
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sanford, FL braces for Trump's 'crazy' COVID roadshow. THIS IS THE BIG ONE, YA BIG DUMMY
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The use of the U.S. Marine Band for a de facto political rally, where guests donned "Make America Great Again" hats - marked another instance of the president pushing the boundaries of U.S. law and the military tradition of political neutrality
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Petty Donald Trump set back "The most important infrastructure project" in the country, the Hudson River Gateway Project, because it was the smartest deal a president could make
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Covid positive Senator goes to the Barrett hearing and removes his mask in the Senate chambers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough mocks Trump continuing to try and make Emailghazi a thing; "No one cares about Hillary's emails except for Rupert and Maria"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump's horrendous response to Covid-19 may have cost him Iowa
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: Amy Coney Barrett, who will be confirmed for a *lifetime* appointment to the US Supreme Court this week, has only been a judge for 3 years. You read that right
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign is in a death-spiral, his staff is decimated, and everyone is panicking
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American doctors tired of working for the Mordorrific medical system hope to board the ethereal swan-ships of the Teleri and flee to Middle Earth
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Republicans not only fear a blue wave is coming but it looks like the green wave may be just as big. So what they really fear is more like an aquamarine wave or as Sherwin Williams would describe it, a Tantalizing Teal
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Lincoln Project would like you to know that they were naive about the racism in the Republican Party and had no knowledge about the confederate flag on Rick Wilson's cooler
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Regeneron CEO: *Large Print* "Trump's results are 'a case of one,'" Small Print "...the government and local health authorities should decide who gets the drug.... We have to figure out ways to ration this"
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Sun October 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oh, it's this story again
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Trump is ready to take a hard look at the issue on every American's mind: UFOs
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Those Meal Team 6 guys who call themselves Proud Boys? Turns out they've been sent by Republican Jesus
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Private security company recruiting armed military veterans to guard Minnesota polls from "Antifas" in November election. This is fine
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Sat October 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What kind of a parade would it be without missiles?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Behold The field where I grow my farks. Tis barren
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Meh: golf cart parade at The Villages. WHAAA: to go vote for Biden
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge tells TX governor to take his new rule of only one ballot dropbox per county and stuff it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There is delusional and there is this: Trump's "loyalty czar" and head of the White House personnel office is demanding all Trump appointees submit letters of resignation, so he can decide who has proven worthy to serve during Lord Trump's 2nd term
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants a bigger package; medical science says that's not yet possible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George W. Bush, the hero we need to step in now to help. Sure, it is 2020, why not
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Peloton removed the conspiracy douchecanoes, but left the jocks and fitness nuts
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
That seems less like "a mystery" and more like "irrefutable evidence that the congressman is breaking the law" but you do you, Politico
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump sign will cut you if you Fark with it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gallup poll manages to find just under 1,000 people to give the most ridiculous answer imaginable. Facepalm tag not enough for something this stupid
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yes, because this went so well last time, and surely this time will be even better given that the host is sick
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News to air sequel to Fox's Alien Autopsy documentary
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(AP News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS has had its fill of the current POTUS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poll shows people are feeling more optimistic now that it's looking like Trump will be leaving soon
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is beating Joe Biden in Texas by five points
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One million votes could be lost and invalidated before the election
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
President Trump's Fox interview tonight will include on-air "medical evaluation". So, butt stuff
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The plague must flow
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ridiculous canard of excuse is the name of my Was Not Was cover band
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Whitmer conspiracy tied to that oh so funny joke Boogaloo boys
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Bill Barr gives the go ahead for swing states to hold back ballots at USPS locations. Drop your ballot off early, and at drop boxes
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Life imitates The Onion as US troops watch as their kids get deployed to the same war that they served in
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White House staffers reportedly scared for their lives, embarrassed by Trump's reckless behavior. Welcome to the party, pals
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wise Republicans urge 'not wise' Trump to restart COVID stimulus talks before he loses the election
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(Rush Limbaugh)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh announces Trump with have a "virtual radio rally" on Friday's broadcast. Invites listeners to submit questions
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
On the bright side, at least some people are cheering Trump's tweets
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Today's MAGA button choice meme: Trump's life may have been saved by an abortion
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump calls for Barr to indict Biden
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Global stocks are going up due to stimulus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gov DeSantis argues in court that just because the state's voter registration portal crashed due to heavy traffic the day before the deadline to register, that no reason to extend the deadline because that might "undermine confidence" in the election
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump blames Gold Star families for giving him COVID. Who's next on the blame list? Orphans? Puppies?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why of course he asked Walter Reed doctors to sign NDAs
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Here's your latest reminder Bill Barr and the DOJ are committing illegal acts for Trump
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chart says that 5% of Covid cases are critical. Whew. At least it isn't something scary like 1 in 20
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't say Donald Trump never gave Gold Star families anything
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Turns out that dreaded "disease-ridden caravan" actually consists of shiny black SUVs with police escorts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to get a great return on a $750 investment. Limited availability
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN crunches the numbers and decides possible outcomes of the election and... that can't be right
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
An expert in rhetoric highlights Trump's ability to verbally manipulate the ignorant
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lewandowski a day after saying he would be self-isolating: Womp womp
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Has anybody heard from Chris Christie lately?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is Trump's "Big Lebowski" moment. Man, that hairpiece really tied the room together
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former CIA Director, "John Ratcliffe is anything but an intelligence professional...It is designed to advance the political interests of Donald Trump and Republicans who are aligned with him." TLDR; John Ratcliffe may have committed treason
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Your internet era oil barons who always use monopolistic practices to get ahead: Apple, Amazon, Facebook and Google
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, in trying to push a SCOTUS justice through at a record-setting pace, may just cost himself the Presidency (and Mitch the Senate)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands brace for lost luggage as Hurricane Delta makes landfall in Mexico on its way to U.S. Gulf Coast
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Being the first major US lender to resume job cuts this year after saying they would try to keep workers on, Wells Fargo continues to lead. This time to the tune of 700 more gone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence agrees to standing behind plexiglass instead of the steel barrier that would have prevented him from looking at another woman besides Mother
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Americans like Presidents who don't get COVID
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
I'm-Eric wants you to know that Trump has saved Christianity. Probably when he was gassing all those demonstrators on his way to a photo-op
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Biden: I'm not debating a plague rat
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Tue October 06, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Is holding a press briefing without a mask while being positive for Covid-19 considered depraved indifference to human life? Asking for a Kayleigh
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's like when Abraham Lincoln said, "Civil War, Shmivel War. Gettysburg was like fighting with your wife"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens when you catch the lie-rus? You become a lia-ability. Somebody's been reading Fark
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump tweets that he wants to repeal the law that lets Twitter put up with his shiat
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Joe Biden throws a $6M bet down on Texas, tries to be the first Democrat in decades to play the presidential card game there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
+16? Not Enough. MOAR
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Much like the Continuum, Facebook has had enough of Q
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Trump's physician says the orange menace is experiencing "no symptoms" of COVID-19. Neither does Herman Cain
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
But her TikToks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump official on the White House: This Place is a cesspool and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
And this why they say "never meet your heroes" especially if they have the 'rona
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
🎵The worst is yet to come and Donnie, don't you look tired🎵
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Katie Couric slams the mainstream media for allowing themselves to get played by the Trump administration
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox Nation's Tomi Lahren thinks Joe Biden is effeminate, says he should "carry a purse" while wearing a mask
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor declines to follow medical guidelines despite being in close contact with people who tested positive for coronavirus, telling his congregation, "I am ridiculously healthy"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
You're not 20 years younger Mr. President*, you're just high
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
On average, 700 Americans are not leaving the COVID-19 ward
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani may be "awaiting the results" of his Covid test, but he was looking AWFUL rough as he coughes his way through an interview on Fox News...where he mocked Biden for wearing a mask
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Navy doctor serving aboard the N.S.S. Duhyathink says Trump may not be "fully out of the woods yet"
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Mon October 05, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"I swear, these people" is the reaction to a maskless Mark Meadows being near the president and reporters
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Call it a hunch, but I think we may still see some more Covid infections hit the White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's last rally in Duluth may as well have been the "Goofus" side of a Covid-avoidance comic strip run in "Highlights" magazine
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boxers or briefs? Depends. Joe Biden takes questions from voters in a town hall event, and you just know that somehow Trump will figure out a way to interrupt. 8 PM ET, NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, and Telemundo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because we've heard from EVERYONE else, Yeezy gives his thoughts on President Trump's COVID diagnosis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wednesday's VP debate will be a cage match
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Appeals Court to Ohio: You have to allow more than one drop box per county. Ohio Secretary of State: Okay, fine, put up as many as you want, but they all have to be at the same location
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hugo Award-nominated literary giant shares his work online for free, including seminal works such as, "Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Own Ignorant Climate Change Denial"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Three North Carolina businesses to close for deep cleaning after Ivanka Trump visits them, because mask rules don't apply to Trumps
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"And they're off...as California voters head for the mailbox"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know what also makes you look weak? When you're dead because you're stupid and refuse treatment
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump demanded secrecy from his aides who knew he'd tested positive for Covid-19
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do some millionaires, nuns, and muralists have in common? Besides sacroiliac joints?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the side effects of dexamethasone is business as usual for Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
17 all-cap campaign-style tweets in 50 minutes? I guess he is getting better. Or delusional. Or is seeing the Grim Reaper and is terrified and irrational. Sad
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"I couldn't be President of my cat when I was on Dexamethasone... It is a bad drug." says cat owner and Stanford law professor who was treated with it for brain surgery. This is your POTUS on drugs, folks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Market is dumb
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid 19 - Rose Garden 15
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
So now that Trump has COVID-19, will his most hardcore supporters finally take it seriously? Hint: remember the rule about headlines ending with a question
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Senator Pat Toomey (R-PA) announces that he will retire from politics in 2022
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guests paid between $50 and $400 to attend Sen. Ron Johnson's Oktoberfest fundraiser, got a nice side dish of fresh COVID
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For no particular reason, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo decides to cut short his current Asian trip and head back to D.C. as fast as his plane can get him there. Nothing to worry about, everything is just fine
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sorry reality denialists, wear a mask or GTFO
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Well now, Amy Barrett, looks like your superspreader event had some side effects
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Top aides accuse Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton of bribery, abusing office; it could be game over, game over man, for him
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Presidential debate commission accedes to Biden campaign's "health and safety" objections for VP debate between Harris and Pence, 12 feet apart and no huggy kisses. No word on veggie throwing
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Team Trump won't join Team Biden in pulling negative ads from TV ... because *stigginit*
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gas Pedal Gaetz: "Trump getting COVID is proof social distancing doesn't work, RE. OPEN. EVERYTHING
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If it wasn't bad enough to claim you're a Democrat who voted for Trump, man requests mail-in ballots for himself, his dead wife. "I feel like I haven't done anything wrong"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan State Supreme Court shows what happens with a Republican-packed court, as it rules that the plague must flow
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reminds me of Poe's The Mask of the Red Death
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News struggling to come to terms with the reality of Covid-19
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump being treated by Regeneron. Really
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
"I have no sympathy for a person who not only acted recklessly around those in his life but also gave permission to millions to do the same costing over 200,000 Americans their lives". Wow, harsh Teen Vogue, harsh
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's still coronavirus for all at the White House, all virus protocols, including mask-wearing are not changing despite diagnoses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie say that no one wore masks during the debate prep at the White House
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Despite the White House knowing Trump was likely exposed to the virus Trump chose to travel and hold an event anyway
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
After testing positive for Covid-19, big dummy cancels trip to Sanford
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Melania tweets out that she is experiencing Covid symptoms as well says "Barack and I want to thank everyone for their well wishes and support during this difficult time"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tesla sales surge, drive off by themselves amid global demand
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Turns out Qanon was right about something: A cytokine storm is coming
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I like candidates that don't test positive for Covid-19
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden somehow put Ohio into play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh no, Joe might have been infected by the virulent zombie. Twitter brag to follow
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
White House releases note from Trump's physician Sean P Conley on his condition after he tested positive for the SARS-CoV-2 virus. Unfortunately it says he will continue to carry out his duties without disruption while recovering
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
President Chaos snaps his fingers and half of Pennsylvania disappears
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
That rare occurrence where the answer to a question in the headline is actually "Yes. Yes. Oh god yes"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
How bad is it for Graham in SC? He's promoting the fact that a third party candidate that got 2% of the vote in 2016 is now endorsing him and dropping out of the race
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Formerly reusable headline with the Obvious Tag attached that will hopefully expire very soon: "The president has spent years undermining the legitimacy of {insert hallowed American institution or basic democratic norm here}
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
President Trump's message to people without college degrees is that he thinks they're dumb. And let's face it: In case of the ones who also got suckered into his trumpian con and QAnon conspiracies he is absolutely 100% right about that
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Hey let's go early vote, and, I can pick up that MAGA hat at the same time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We could call it the "Biden Bump" but multiple Trumps would try to snort it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Who is that knocking on your door? Why, it's Joe Biden knocking on your door
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: Why would I allow the Debate Commission to change the rules for the second and third Debates when I easily won last time?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woodward: "we now have a constitutional problem." I'll tell you how to stop it, after I publish my new book
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline - "Republicans issue warning about having Bango, Bernie Brewer or Racing Sausages at early voting locations"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump cancels Wisconsin rally amid surging COVID-19 cases, getting ass handed to him by 'Sleepy Joe'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN runs Ted Cruz op-ed about personal freedom to hate his guts
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump credits McDonald's french fries for his hair. I still say it is a tribble that should be beamed to a Klingon engine room which would be no tribble at all (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Those discarded military ballots amounted to a "mistake" and not "intentional fraud" says man with "Whoopsie Boopsie" expression. WH rants will continue until it's lowered to a "boo-boo" and then, more rants
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(Time)
 
 
 
QAnon is moving Down Under, presumably to fit in with all the toxic creatures already there
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
If you think watching and listening to the debate was stressful try being a live broadcast interpreter
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I don't know who the Proud Boys are," says man who almost certainly knows who the Proud Boys are
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(Brooklyn Daily Eagle)
 
 
 
Those ballots that were sent to Brooklyn residents with incorrect information? They were printed by a company that is GOP-friendly. Probably just a coincidence, right?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Law and order" documents violence committed in the name of Trump in 54 criminal cases
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Oh good. Trump's "stand by" comment last night swelled the Proud Boys' ranks
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Apparently its possible to wager on who "won" the debates and Biden was the 2-1 favorite going in and Trump was a serious road dog. Though if you took the "over" on sniffles or interruptions, you're sitting pretty today
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tell us what you really think, Mr. Colbert
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If Trump gets reelected, guess what he wants to do right off the bat? Go on, guess
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Subby particpated in this Rasmussen poll, gleefully
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The rest of the world thinks the debate was "an unwatchable fever dream." The rest of the world is right
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum admits Trump doesn't like saying bad things about his core support base
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Committee on Presidential Debates says "shut up, man"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No funny headline. Just a link to an editorial that perfectly defines the choice America is facing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clown
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Reminder: the FBI director *did* say ANTIFA was a ideology, not an organization, a week ago
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trump: "Bad things happen in Philadelphia" Philly: "Say what now?" *prepares stockpile of battery-filled snowballs*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump was "unhinged" and "un-American" and his refusal to condemn white supremacists was disturbing, but it's still so hard to decide
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(Salon)
 
 
 
So, how much coke DID Jr snort last night?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Russia to release doctored COVID-19 vaccine study data just in time for a certain American president to "win" reelection
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So who won? Subby went out for a sandwich so guessing it is Subby
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meat-packing plant rescinds worker benefits, citing Covid as the reason
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
One of those headlines requiring no change for Fark headline: Trump's debt is a national security threat
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Just in time to spoil 1.8 million ballots, the USPS had stopped updating its all important address change database. Resulting in mail-in ballots being sent to the wrong address
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The DOJ seeking a contractor to add quotation marks to the last word of the Department on all office letterhead and building nameplates as they're now basically an arm of the Trump Campaign trying to create daily talking points and Twitter fodder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Attorney: Barr is f*cking America up. Don't blame the DOJ, we're trying to fight back as best we can
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Providing zero context, zero evidence, and all the editing prowess of a drunk lemur, James O'Keefe of Project Veritas attempts to draw attention away from Trump's Taxes in a bid to become Trump's next press secretary
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The right wants you to believe that Kamala Harris is now an anti-vaxxer. Also, the right wants you to believe that being an anti-vaxxer is now a bad thing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
To prove that "Conservative women are alive and well" Republicans have had an "all out effort to close the gender gap" in Congress since 2016. How are they doing? Well, men make up 89% of the GOP caucus, and they're likely to lose more women in 2020
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Joe Biden releases his 2019 tax returns. He made $944,737 and paid $299,346, a 31% rate, or nearly 400x what Trump paid in 2018
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge is out of f*cks to give
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump wants Biden campaign to allow third party to inspect the ears of each debater for electronic devices or transmitters
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hungover after Drink a Beer Day? Well, rejoice as today is National Coffee Day, and you can get some great deals on the most essential drink in all existence
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
R v. W is officially on the table, folks. Vote if you don't want your bodies controlled by SCOTUS, women
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Airbnb hosts who rent their homes learned one very important lesson during the pandemic -- when the decision is between what's good for guests and what's good for hosts, the hosts will always lose. "At the end of the day, you're a minion to Airbnb"
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion also has obtained the IRS Tax Form1040 for you to review
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin appellate court rules that mail-in votes won't count if the mail is slow. Good thing no one's been working to slow down the mail
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know who else didn't pay their taxes and also donated their salary?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Shepherd Smith will use his new show to fight disinformation and idiocy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Headline: "The rise in murders in the US, explained" Article: The experts are baffled and have no idea why
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-RicRomero
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden retains edge in Michigan, Cheese Michigan
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Forbes crunches the numbers, and it turns out that Donald Trump is a billionaire after all. Well, in a certain sense
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC director trashes new Trump COVID-19 advisor Scott Atlas on airplane phone call heard in public. Defamation lawsuit threat coming in 3, 2, 1
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
More info on Parscale: he was drunk and in a heated argument with his wife. He then chambered a round in his gun, and she called the cops
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum seems extra frothy today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With tax returns like that Trump shouldn't have been able to get a security clearance
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Restaurant owners across the country tell Donald Trump to go eat cake, say he has failed their industry in open letter endorsing Joe Biden for president
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Sun September 27, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Mommy, they're hitting back. It's not fair, mommy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fly my pretties, FLY
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again, every accusation is a confession
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So who do folks admire more than Trump? Well there's Putin, Obama, Keanu, Xi Jin...wait, what?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House staffers have been planning for Trump's inevitable coup attempt
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
And just like that the Feds step in to help the Proud Boys
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bill Maher outraged no one is listening to him
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Opinion piece from the land down under speaks truth to power. Subby is wondering why no one else has ever pointed out something this obvious
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Treason Toad is at it again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In case you wondered where your racist boomer uncle got all those talking points he kept yelling at clouds
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Law professor to KY AG, you know a claim of self defense doesn't mean you can just kill anyone in the general vicinity, right?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
She obviously hasn't seen Uncle Joe's sweet Corvette yet
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Trump's health care plan isn't governing; it's a joke masquerading as policy"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not just the anti-maskers that are getting it: Virginia's Governor Dr. Ralph Northam, who has frequently been criticized by state Republicans for imposing Covid restrictions that are too stringent, announces he and his wife have tested positive
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump's "vaccine czar" owns $10 million in stock in a company working on a vaccine. Trump administration: Let's just call him a "contractor" instead. We're good now, right?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Some Democrats are worried that Biden is letting Trump have all the gaffes
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The military isn't keen on helping Trump execute a coup
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To be fair, he's never smartfounded anyone
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Deep State vaccine conspiracy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Two weeks has finally passed: Trump unveils new "health plan",with exciting new provision to require coverage of preexisting conditions and $200 bribe to Medicare recipients
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts, with Rick Scott
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Election in a competitive House District in Minnesota has been cancelled by state law and the seat will remain vacant until a special election in February due to the death of a "major party candidate"... The Legalize Marijuana Now Party candidate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders offers dire warning over Trump's refusal to a peaceful transition of power
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats are worried that for the upcoming SCOTUS confirmation war, at 87 years young, Judiciary Committee ranking member Dianne Feinstein is getting too old for this shiat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McTurtle finally finds an American value he's willing to defend
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump mistaken for Bergman. Sports and Politics Tabs tell Pierre to shut up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
All is not lost. How to combat the Trump/Barr electoral psy-ops
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Most Republicans downplaying Trump's remarks but Thune says "yes" when asked if Republicans would stand up to Trump if he refuses to leave office. "Republicans believe in the rule of law, we believe in the Constitution," he said
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents group wanting Trump to investigate Netflix for 'sexualizing' girls is like inviting the wolf to the hen-house with a bottle of ketchup and meat tenderizer but that's where we are
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Are....are WE the Banana Republic?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Election 2020: this time, it's personal
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
88 Stars endorse Joe Biden
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump says Jews "are only in it for themselves," days after telling painfully white crowd in Minnesota how good there genes were
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Wed September 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump tells reporters he has no intention of conceding the election
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Toady whose Cuban-un-American dad killed JFK and whose crazy wife committed white-collar crime shows how much he honors integrity and someone who never believed those accusations for a second
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Want to drive yourself more insane over the next 41 days with polls and charts?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
(((Fox News)))
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Why we need to talk about expanding the Supreme Court
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Demographic shifts in America since 2016 could be enough to defeat Trump because his core demographic of cultists is declining. Here's an interactive tool to show you why
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'm Eric I'm gonna have to testify before November
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Have you seen Kyle? I hope his mom likes paying for his lawyers. He's about to learn more about American courts than any 17-year-old wants to know now that the lawsuits have started
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Lawsuit asks court to force Facebook to ban militias". Zuckerberg has his own armed forces now? Yeah, we're screwed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx who never had a spine during the entire pandemic upset her scarves didn't save her dignity
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(Slate)
 
 
 
While "Seven Minutes of Nonsense" could be used to accurately describe most of subby's amorous overtures toward his wife, in this case it's the description being used for Trump's United Nations address
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump shows off his "triple threat" ability by managing to combine racism, misogyny AND xenophobia in a single sentence attacking Rep Omar: "She's telling us how to run our country. How did you do where you came from..how's your country doing? "
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook audio leaks show it's a terrible company doing terrible things. Also, something about missing office snacks
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
A horrifying minute by minute rundown of Trump's visit to Dayton
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Steyer in talks to join Biden administration
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Any plan to stop the GOP from taking over the Supreme Court that relies on Mitch McConnell acting cautiously to avoid provoking an electoral backlash is a plan that has mistaken Mitch McConnell for a Democrat
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Editorial writer feels lack of patriotism in American is tied to a lack of knowledge about America. Uh... who wants to tell him?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
" I said, ' Please, I need some car companies.' ... I said, 'Shinzo, you have to do it.' Next day, it was the story: 'Five car companies opened up in Michigan." Fact Check: "Trump is making up the story. No Japanese auto plants have been announced"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And then, there's this asshole: Robert Henderson, a right wing evangelical shyster who says "It's no accident; I prayed for Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death"
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ekejechb ecehggedkrr nikldebgtkjkddhfdenbhbkuk
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Michigan prosecutor proves she has a sense of humor, flushes toilet ballot charges
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Just keep helping me with my legal troubles until Friday, and on Saturday I'll put you on the Supreme Court
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So what does RT really think about Donald Trump? Oh my
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
"We weren't alarmist enough" say experts who obviously don't have Fark logins
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Lindsey just wants to sit with Hannity every night or fly around Air Force One"
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(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
Deep down, hidden far, far away suburban moms secretly lust after Trump's rock-hard foreign policy
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Selzer poll shows Iowa in a dead heat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
NIH staffer who moonlighted as anti-science RedState editorialist retiring to spend more time with his fellow covidiots
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Mon September 21, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Trump is counting on federal judges to help him win. Apparently this one in Wisconsin didn't get the memo
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: sinking with Trump flotillas. New and cool: Ridin' with Biden
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
CNN put together a supercut of Republicans from 2016 highlighting their SCOTUS hypocrisy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Six weeks ago, I told Naomi Wolf, on air, that Trump can win via a constitutional coup d'état-via the first-ever use of the 12th Amendment. And yesterday, Trump let the cat out of the bag: he expects to invoke the 12th Amendment loophole"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
SPAAAAACE FORCE deploys to Arabian Desert in hopes of deterring space war, which could be a significant waste of time if any of our enemies possess a DEC PDP-1 minicomputer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donnie says he'll wait all the way until Friday to name RBG's replacement. "We want to pay respect"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Pushed out of TikTok, Microsoft just bought ZeniMax Media and Fallout maker Bethesda. And you thought you knew the wasteland already
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Well, thank God for Chuck Schumer
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump wants his federal judges to rig the election for him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The republicans have no principles left
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What the Republican senators are saying in private about the Supreme Court vacancy comes down to a choice between country and party. Let's hope they choose wisely
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
A suspect has been detained for sending a ricin filled package to the White House, eh
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The yertle retreats to his shell as the progressive left channels its fury toward him over the Supreme Court vacancy
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Yes, but what about second impeachment?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Parents sue Trump over "racist baby" doctored video
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Election-themed toilet display lands homeowner in hot water after Michigan official calls it crap
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I'm using the Ironic tag incorrectly just to take your disgust away from Amazon and Wal-Mart donating to a QANON candidate
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Sat September 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And here we go: McConnell intends to fill RBG's empty seat before it even has time to get cold
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You're telling me that a university that once had Woodrow Wilson as its president is being investigated for 'systemic racism' on campus? Get out
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Biden to sacrifice themselves, will go on Fox News in order to be inflected with insane questions. Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
As it turns out, there's a real conspiracy to remove the conspiracy-theorist mayor of Sequim. I always knew those shiny little things were up to no good by the way they got everywhere
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
FEC Commissioner reminds religious leaders they are allowed to endorse Trump in sermons and have a moral obligation to do so
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Top moments of Joe Biden getting totally ripped apart with hard-hitting questions from CNN's brutal town hall
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And a Pence vice presidency is no way for a jar of mayonnaise to become president
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
TikTok's time is up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"TikTok is turning my brain to mush. Send help"
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How Jared Kushner and his slenderman cronies royally farked up the US government response to coronavirus and let the free market decide (longread)
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Looks like the USPS employees in PA will be getting a 4 day election day holiday
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation's Hans von Spakovsky is a threat to democracy. Change my mind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chad Wolf, the guy illegally serving as Homeland Secretary, ignores subpoena for House hearing because he had a staff meeting. Why do we even bother having laws?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Amazon costs the USPS billions, but based on that inverted logic, Trump is an extremely successful businessman who has never declared bankruptcy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eric Trump agrees to be interviewed for investigation AFTER the election, you know, like crooked Hillary did
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Even a third of Americans getting vaccinated against the coronavirus won't be enough." Unless it is made by Dr. Seuss then subby is betting it will be enough for that third but my doctorate is in psychology not medicine
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The researcher claiming COVID was manufactured by China has prior affiliations. You'll never guess with who. Go on guess
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's a handy guide to spot and mock discredited, debunked, idiotic QAnon conspiracy theories
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not who dies that counts, it's who counts the bodies: "Trump's calculation seemed clear: If he couldn't easily move aside the health professionals who led the agencies, he could dramatically alter what the public learned about their work"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says the reason Donnie doesn't release his taxes is because he's embarrassed at how little money he makes
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Republicans supporting Black Lives Matter drops 20 points since June
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Citigroup employee who got caught running a QAnon website is now on paid leave, as opposed to, say, immediately kicked the fark right out of the company
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump goes full Wile E. Coyote
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As Biden's polling lead persists, the robber barons are beginning to panic
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Once again we'll have to wait on the well-oiled Rust Belt in 2020 for election results
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wharton schools Trump over his lack of economic plans for his second term, and endorses Biden's, which will actually pay for themselves through tax increases and sound fiscal policy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon reaches the nadir of his career after hearing Trump says he "hopes there's not a race problem" in America
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Four years after he won the Midwest by vowing to revitalize the U.S. manufacturing workforce, Trump is campaigning for reelection on a job well done. The numbers tell a different story"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules Chad Wolf is not the DHS Secretary and as such no one should do what he says
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to the Trump administration, diversity is un-American
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The term "gaslighting" is very trendy right now, but this? This is genuine article: Trump claims he NEVER downplayed the threat of the Coronavirus and , in fact "I up-played it" despite the fact that we have him ON TAPE saying he downplayed it
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Space Force to develop dress and PT uniforms. No spandex
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is now woke: "President Donald Trump faced life outside his own political bubble on Tuesday, where his self-congratulation, buck passing and audacious falsehoods conspicuously failed to meet the moment when he was confronted by undecided voters"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
When they accuse you of being a Soros-paid troll, it really means that Charlie Kirk is paying people to troll
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Trump declares himself a complete buffoon
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