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| Thu June 23, 2022 |
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You have 100 days to dig up that stashed wad of English pounds. After that, old paper money is worthless and plastic is king
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Dear Sir, I am a senior Nigerian senator. I have valuable child organs worth many thousands of pounds, but I cannot transfer them as I am presently incarcerated by the British police. If you post my bail, I will gladly give you 10% of my profits
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CNN posts its review of the Obi Wan Kenobi finale, leading many to speculate on whether or not they were watching a different show from everyone else
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Greitens' 'RINO hunting' ad prompts his base to go 'ex-wife hunting'
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Peter Murphy, Nina Hagen, Pseudo Echo, Yaz, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #360. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 894: "Sacred Spaces" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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| Thu June 16, 2022 |
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If you really cared, you'd buy a $500 composter
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By all means, please proceed, you jabbering terrorist nutbag
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In his quest to become the biggest asshole on the planet, Elon Musk, during a live Town Hall for Twitter employees, suggests he will slash jobs at the company when he takes over
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The B is back
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Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Sugarcubes, The Stray Cats, Pixies, and Young Fresh Fellows. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #357. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 893: "Flutterbys" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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| Wed June 08, 2022 |
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THE BOYZ postpone Dallas and San Jose shows on U.S. leg of world tour after three of THE BOYZ come down with THE COVIDZ
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After getting its lights punched out, Insteon's lights are back on now it seems
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Finally an AI researcher uses AI for good: Creating a bot trained on 4chan's /pol board and unleashing it back on 4chan, posting over 15,000 times in 24 hours. OK, maybe not so good
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Adam & The Ants, R.E.M., Hunters & Collectors, and Greg Kihn. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #353. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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St. Louis' aldermanic president, indicted 5 days ago on a slew of corruption charges, resigns to spend more time with his lawyer's money
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| Thu June 02, 2022 |
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The name's Ssst, pronounced Forest
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Atlantic City casinos to New Jersey: The pandemic wiped out our profits and we need an urgent tax break otherwise we might be forced to close down laying off hundreds of people. Also Atlantic City casinos: Posts record profit in over a decade
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Tanks for the memory, we criminally conversed, got nothing in our purse, we chuckleheads keep just making it worse
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Oingo Boingo, The Replacements, Pixies, Nik Kershaw, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #351. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Missouri Police Department cancels ill-conceived gun raffle. This is not a repeat from the next thread down
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For the first time in three years Subby heard the cry of "Tamaaaaales" in his neighborhood
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 891: "Pairs" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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| Wed June 01, 2022 |
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Twitter is a weird and wonderful place, and Newcastle footie star is a vibrator (possible nsfw content on page)
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Anti-monarchists try to kill off the British monarchy, plaster 'Make Elizabeth the Last' posters across the UK days before the Queen's Platinum Jubilee
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Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Squeeze, The Style Council, The Stray Cats, The Stranglers, & more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #350. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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"Straight people are going extinct". Now before clicking on the link guess which prominent Republican said it
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Looks like some asshole has been signing ex-45's name to stupid letters and sending them to the Pulitzer committee
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Conn's posts lower 1Q sales, earnings. There are no pro's
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Lake Geneva has a mail boat service where postman/woman leaps off the moving boat, sprints to the mailbox, then races back before the boat leaves the pier. Would you like to try out for the job?
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| Tue May 17, 2022 |
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Romulan Commander Sela running for Congress in Fark's favorite state
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An Ohio schoolboard member has been censured over a typo that directed people to a porn site. Oh foinf
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A roundup of all the Get Off My Lawn complaints the aged make us listen to, as compiled by Digg from posts on Reddit
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You can't come with me Wilfred. Well Doctor, you can't take Donna and leave me out of the 60th anniversary episode. Fair enough
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Anyone want to read a whole "article" explaining that the FBI wouldn't actually advertise their surveillance in their router name? OR WOULD THEY
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Texas killed George
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Fox on the run results in caution, rare Sports/D'awww possible cross post
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Beau posts a follow up to his video covering the army's new rifle, complete with unhinged fan mail at the end
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'Commie as f-k': Senior Twitter engineer recorded saying the social media giant's staff 'censors the right' all the time. Oh man that sounds serious, who discovered... aw hell no
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The Internet is obsessed with food sculptures, says writer who copies some social media posts and cashes the check
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Damned, Big Country, The B-52's, and Peter Murphy. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #343. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Neil Patrick Harris apologises for meat platter in the likeness of Amy Winehouse's corpse
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The concept of "personal space" applies only to "persons," thus it doesn't apply to these "pets"
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| Wed May 11, 2022 |
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COVID postponments are back, baby
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Do you really need to be concerned about deleting your period tracking app in a post-Roe world? Slate asks the question. Quick summary of the article: 1,600 words, then "meh, you decide"
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Sweet Tap-dancin' cheese and crackers, does nothing stick to this man?
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Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Aztec Camera, Roxy Music, Original Mirrors, and The Dream Syndicate. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #341. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Not News: Nursing home staff member makes stunningly realistic baby dolls. News: People complaining about the dolls being racist. Fark: Oh, come on, how bad could it... ooooh no
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Today is eat whatever the Hell you want day, so post pics of delicious food
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The forecast in Memphis is slightly racist with a chance of suspension
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| Wed May 04, 2022 |
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After seeing the so-called final episode, Subby has a sneaky suspicion that the Moon Knight one-off Series has just become the Moon Knight Season One
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Well, he's not Bill Murray giving everyone tequila, but Rod Stewart isn't that bad as a spare bartender
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Lightning Seeds, Nick Cave, Julian Cope, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #338. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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After spending 500 days in the shelter, unlucky Liam becomes lucky Liam when the Humane Society Pet Rescue & Adoption Center in Gadsden posted a Tik Tok about him on their page, leading to him being adopted just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Day 70 of WW3: Kremlin says it won't declare war with Ukraine May 9; EU will support Moldova if it is front #2; Russia postures with Japan on possible front #3; Ukraine evacuates 500+ from Mariupol, asks Bulgaria to help with repairs. 3-days, eh?
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"My neighbors are mad that I park like a jerk" (possible nsfw content on page)
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| Thu April 28, 2022 |
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TFG finally fit some time into his busy bathroom schedule to post on Truth Social. Or he's been hacked. Either way, #covfefe
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Man loses his unique sunglasses while been chased by police. Police post to social media if anyone knows who these belong to, call the office. Someone did, the police kindly returned his sunglasses. Mugshot with sunglasses
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Not all bosses are soulless exploiters of their powerless serfs
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COVID catches a case of Ozzy
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Moscow is on fire, yo (possible nsfw content on page)
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Reagan's would-be assassin starting music tour this summer. No word yet if Dead Kennedys will be opening for him
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Not News: The US Navy has an advanced submarine/ship testing facility. News: It's a heavily-guarded secret installation, akin to Area 51. FARK: In Bayview, ID, on Lake Pend O'Reille
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School board member accidentally misspells link in social media post. Then things get worse and worse
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Fall, Icehouse, Skids & more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 886: "In Bloom" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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| Thu April 21, 2022 |
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Holy mackerel
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In the alternate universe where Mike came out and divorced Carol, this was his post Brady Bunch bachelor pad
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It is not "cancel culture" when your dumb behavior that you posted online got your business in trouble
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Woman unwittingly spent $500 at a seafood restaurant. Presumably because she didn't know how to read a menu
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Judge running for re-election will "step away" after undisclosed incident. Apparently no one bothered to read the headline
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Got a spare room? Help out if you can. Subby already registered on a Ukrainian site and just received a call today asking to host a family. Details in first post
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Adam & The Ants, Oingo Boingo, Wire, Japan, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #336. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Cops' latest strategy for avoiding any consequences for their actions? Playing loud, copyrighted music wherever they go so that any video taken of them can't be posted online
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Meet Patron, a bomb-sniffing Jack Russell terrier who has become a Ukrainian hero, mixes well with cointreau
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 885: "Whatcha Smokin'?" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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