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Tue August 04, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
It's official: Molina really does catch everything
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Person in charge of league chastises league for not handling things well
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a series sweep against the Marlins, COVID hits the road to take on the Cardinals
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember the team chaperone from 'A League of Their Own'? MLB does. There's no crying in baseball but there is Coivd-19
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Teacher Union president tells federal and local authorities rushing to open schools against medical advice that there's just one teeny tiny flaw in their plans: Schools need teachers and her members can and will strike if they feel unsafe
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then
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Tue July 28, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins' season on hold until next Monday. At least they won't lose any games this week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first game ever played at Globe Life Field, the Texas rangers brand new, 40,000-seat, $1.2 billion stadium, the offical attendance was ~100 including players, umps and cameramen
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Fri July 24, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Coon cheese brand's Canadian parent company finally changing its name in bid to 'eliminate racism'. You mean someone hasn't thought to do this until now?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
72 NFL players are ready for Covid season
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Patriots reduce seating capacity to 20 percent for 2020 season due to coronavirus outbreak, lack of Tom Brady and Gronk
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Louisville shuts down basketball after 2 players test positive, but suck less than a bench full of Dukeys
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
One more sign that we are truly living in the Endtimes: the NHL and NHLPA came to a consensus on the CBA without a strike or lockout
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chilean nurse serenades her virus patients with her violin AFTER her shift ends, saying her aim is to "give a little bit of love, of faith, of hope with my violin. Every time I do it, I do it from my heart"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A tool that lets you drink wine in the bottle without removing the cork? Shut up and take my money
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Sat July 04, 2020
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
31 MLB players and 7 staff among 19 of 30 teams test positive for covid-19. Play Ball
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Wed July 01, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida cases seem to have flattened... perhaps because the state has reached its testing limit
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Todays Fark ready headline. Shepard quarantined for Coronavirus has dozen of sheep in a tizzy (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gainesville college students who went out partying in bars claiming their college town "barely has any" COVID-19 cases...well you can figure out what happened next
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For once Florida Gov. DeSantis is not wrong concerning the coronavirus pandemic and its recent surge
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, flanked by Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx had this to say, "We slowed the spread. We flattened the curve. We saved lives,"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
As Covid-19 spikes in states that opened too early, New York's Covid-19 hospitalizations have fallen below 1,000 for the first time since mid-March. See what happens when you have an adult in charge
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Corona attempts a hostile takeover at Coors Field
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In ex-Soviet Russia, coronavirus have made mockery of soccer again for a second time. Here in America, we are pretending it can't happen to NBA and NFL? What a country
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Lightning players and staff shut down camp after positive COVID test. Add that to the Phillies, the UT Longhorns and others... there is no way we are going to see sports this year
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"The EFL can confirm that 2213 players and Club staff from the 24 Championship Clubs were tested over the course of the past week with eight individuals testing positive from six Clubs"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The NFL is fully aware that some players and coaches WILL get the Coronavirus if they play this season. But let's be honest, if the League, or fans, really cared about player safety there wouldn't BE an NFL anymore, not after CTE was discovered
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Plan is to test NFL players for COVID-19 about three times a week, test kneeling players for drugs about the same
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell encourages teams to sign quarterback Colin Kaepernick because it is right thing to do after doing nothing beforehand
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests
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Tue June 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Boxer Mikaela Mayer no longer fighting at Tuesday night's Top Rank boxing card in Las Vegas after being sucker punched by coronavirus
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
A Crimson Tide is also known as a Red Tide, an infectious disease that infects the respiratory system. Also the Alabama football team
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Four out of 1008 isn't TOO bad is it?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Two horses from the barn of two-time Triple Crown-winning trainer have tested positive for a banned substance. But is it really running dirty if you're in Arkansas?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(AL.com)
 
Boobies
 
Alabama single moms rejoice as strip clubs reopen at 1700 hours today. Baby needs a new pair of shoes
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can't have positive tests if you don't have tests. Now that's just genius-level thinking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Does the White house have plans should Trump and Pence fall ill." Press Secretary: "Um, er ah, OBAMAGATE, KILLARY, BENGHAZI"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yes yes, but what about the Needful suffering?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inmates try to get early release from LA County jail by deliberately infecting themselves with Coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump set to express his full support of Dr. Fauci after he issues a stark warning on the risks of reopening the country too soon in his testimony to the Senate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: Coronavirus-related restrictions on people in the states are a threat to Freedom. Trump to White House staff: Wear a mask at work or leave the building
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UFC: We have strong protective measures in place to make sure that no one spreads COVID-19 at one of our events. Oh, by the way, if you want to cover one of our events, please sign this NDA saying you can't say what those protective measures are
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive US map of state COVID-19 testing and reopening. Basically, it's the Cursed Earth from Judge Dredd, minus Texas City
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Wed April 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
German field hospital may treat Italian patients. This is not a repeat from 1942
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
N.F.L. bows to marijuana's new status, expected to be big hit among players
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Sometimes, it's not what you say, it's how you say it. And sometimes it's what you say and how you say it, like this nursing home telling staff how to reuse masks
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
"It's basically like a mass casualty incident right now. It's almost a hopeless situation"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Coronavirus deaths (582) in Louisiana (pop. 4.6 million) now outnumber coronavirus deaths (430) in California (pop. 39 million)
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