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Sun April 22, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
New Orleans Pelicans clown ESPN's army of NBA "experts" - all 22 of whom groupthinkingly predicted higher-seeded Portland Trailblazers would smoke them in first round
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Fri April 20, 2018
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon whale license plates are going into production, though it's not clear what a whale needs a license plate for - even in Oregon
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Eater)
 
 
 
A pickup truck crashed into a Portland strip club. Along with a ticket from police, the driver still had to pay the cover and two drink minimum
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'd tell you which city is the most hipsterish, but you've probably never heard of it
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-Sinclair news director on their 'must-run' promotions:"Those videos are the equivalent to a proof-of-life hostage video." Chris Christie nods knowingly
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sinclair station in Oregon tells employees not to talk to press about script decrying "fake news." Can only say to press, "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
Arizona's first vegan-only grocery store opens in Glendale. Much like Arizona's first NHL hockey team, also in Glendale, interest expected to be minimal
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Sat March 17, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's getting so a guy can't even buy guns while grocery shopping anymore
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Wed March 14, 2018
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Portland issues Uber a $3.5 million ticket plus six points on their license
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man does his best to keep Portland weird by stripping naked in protest outside a federal courthouse and playing the violin next to an engraving of Thomas Jefferson
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Fri February 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
U-Haul shortage is jacking up prices as people flee Bay Area
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
I love you. You love me. It's your Valentine's Day thread, and Ash Wednesday thread as well
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Christians have a problem with online dating ads on busses in Portland, because they have a problem with everything
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
THIS is why the Oxford Comma is so damn important, people. Kennedy, Stalin, and the strippers unavailable for comment
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland is using hawks to get rid of the city's crow population. And if Portland becomes infested with hawks, they'll send in Chinese needle snakes to eat the hawks, followed by snake-eating gorillas, which will freeze to death when winter comes
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Wed February 07, 2018
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Portland declares citywide parking ban, vehicles left on streets after 10pm tonight will be towed at owner's expense. Take that, cagers
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Fri February 02, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oregon man placed calls to airports in Nevada and Texas, reporting his father and brother as terrorists because they got an invitation to a family wedding and he didn't
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Thu February 01, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
CJ McCollum rides the Bulls for 50 points
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
See lion roaming the streets of Oregon. Oh sorry, sea lion roaming the streets of Oregon. Oh sorry again, did this joke last week
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland burger bar says being named as having the best cheeseburger in the entire country was the worst thing ever
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Kumar The Orangutan leaves his cage at Charleston Zoo while contractors were repairing his cage, returns by himself. Because even an orangutan knows you gotta keep an eye on those contractors
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunch of T-rexes taking over a public square in Portland, Maine for a party parade
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Sat January 20, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tom Waits will have his first seven albums remastered and reissued
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Sat January 13, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
No, Tonya. You can't fine reporters $25,000 for asking you questions about the past
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Fri January 12, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Thieves steal a 400-pound ramp from a business in NE Portland. That will buy a lot of Sloe Gin Fizzes
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland, OR marijuana stores are emphasizing catering to their natural market
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Thu January 11, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Will she finally admit she colluded with Russia, er, Gillooly? Is she still hunting for the real hitmen? Why is still news after two decades? Whyyyy? WHYYYYY??? This is YOUR Tonya Harding ABC News Interview Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland's top officials say it's OK for police to go through your garbage as it becomes 'public property' when you throw it out. Local rag decides to go through garbage of Portland's top officials to see what they throw out. Hilarity ensues
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Sun January 07, 2018
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
...and now for no particular reason, a man eating a bowl of snow for breakfast
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Fri December 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Airlines: "We drag passengers off our planes." Alaska Air: "Hold my beer and mukluks"
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