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Wed May 23, 2018
(Read More by Reid Moore)
 
 
 
Hey all. Loooooong time Farker has written the first chapter of a crime novel about a serial killer knocking off some of Hollywood's oldest celebs. Who will miss them? Would appreciate some feedback. As Roger De Bris would say, "Be brutal. Bruuutal"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding men attack Sumatran police station in terror act immediately claimed by ISIS, who apparently can't afford guns anymore
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man steals a front-end loader, uses it to play bumper cars in a Walmart parking lot because "he thought it was the end of the world and zombies were chasing him"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Woman pumps 6.468 gallons of gasoline into her car, then realizes it's listed at $9.99 per gallon. Clerk tells her new gas station isn't even open yet
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Mon April 30, 2018
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
You're a superfan. Your team is playing a home game. You're banned from the stadium. What do?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into a police station and crap on the front desk, wearing the police hat you stole might just give you away
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Fri March 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Breaking up is hard to do. But most people don't go to the police for advice on dumping someone
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The major flaw with prisoners setting fire to things to protest conditions in their jail is that they ARE locked in those cells, so, if the fire gets out of hand,...well
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Sat March 10, 2018
(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
"They showed me the pictures of the guy. I was like, 'Man, Stevie Wonder can tell this dude and I look nothing alike,'" said Boyd
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Men chase down teen car thieves, force them into a trunk at gunpoint and then drive them to Cleveland. The monsters
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Grabbing someone's ass could soon be illegal in Minnesota. In other news, grabbing someone's ass is currently legal in Minnesota. Tag is for the last part
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Tue March 06, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising award for a police department goes to...
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Passengers robbed after being fed sedative laden biscuits. Well, it is tax season I guess
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Wed February 28, 2018
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
"You're at the frickin' police station, man"
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Tue February 27, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: guy in jail for DUI calls someone to pick him up, and THEY get arrested for DUI
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Fri February 16, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
This teen girl has bigger balls than you: HS journalist interviews classmates about guns while they hide from the shooter
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hunter shot dead before killing second lion raised in captivity. Grumpy cat might have some thoughts on this
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Man dies after being sucked into MRI machine. Still a better horror movie than Rubber
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
El Chapo's lawyer says El Chapo's jurors don't need protection from El Chapo
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